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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Fuckable

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Speaker 1: snow trend Movie. Wow, my name is h I got

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Speaker 1: a song in my heart and I have a dance

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Speaker 1: in my fingers because my heart worms. Uh, all right,

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Speaker 1: so here's we We've come up with the structure of

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Speaker 1: this episode. It's if you've ever watched like high school

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Speaker 1: football practices running the ball, Yeah, where you run the

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Speaker 1: ball through a gauntlet of people with tackling pads and

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Speaker 1: they just wreck your ship from left and right and

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Speaker 1: you got it through that, and then you get to

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Speaker 1: the other side and there's a Fuckable Snowman movie waiting

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Speaker 1: for you to uh just discuss.

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Speaker 2: To discuss.

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Speaker 1: So that's uh, We're we're going to run through the

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Speaker 1: gauntlet of terrible news and then we will get down

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Speaker 1: to hot Frosty.

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Speaker 3: We won't expand too much because I think we already

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Speaker 3: know how bad everything is.

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Speaker 2: But let's just start number one. Joe Biden is trending.

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Speaker 1: Why okay, Frosty like a sexual maneuver right like that,

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Speaker 1: you know, like the rusty trombone.

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Speaker 2: Got to get through it.

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Speaker 3: The whistle has blown. We've been handed the ball, and

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Speaker 3: we need to put our heads down. Frosty would Hot

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Speaker 3: Crossty do so?

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Speaker 2: Again last month we heard again.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know what it would do. It's gross though,

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Speaker 1: we're not going.

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Speaker 3: To talk about. Don't talk about it. Talk about this

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Speaker 3: gross thing. Joe Biden, stay focused. Last girls one cut

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Speaker 3: that look, dude, that looks like Jo're gonna remember, We're

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Speaker 3: going to have to. So last month, you remember, there

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Speaker 3: was this whole threat of like, we're giving Israel thirty

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Speaker 3: days to make sure there was more humanitarian aid going

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Speaker 3: into Gaza or else, and people were like, what does

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Speaker 3: the or else mean? He's like, oh, we don't want

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Speaker 3: to know, brother, even in the wording, you're like, could

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Speaker 3: potentially cut military assistance. Well, thirty days have passed and

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Speaker 3: we haven't seen any consequences. So as this is all happening,

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Speaker 3: you know, we're there's new crossings opening up into Gaza.

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Speaker 3: Israel announced and again the quote what we're hearing from

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Speaker 3: the State Department is basically that there's there is They

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Speaker 3: will be doing nothing.

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Speaker 2: They will be doing nothing. They will be doing nothing.

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Speaker 3: It's very I don't know again, this was I mean,

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Speaker 3: we've seen just based on how the administration has been

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Speaker 3: be sort of performative, but now to the point where

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Speaker 3: it truly is just like nonsense. They're like, oh, we

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Speaker 3: got thirty days and or else means or else, we

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Speaker 3: we're seeing more violence in supposed safe zones, more violence

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Speaker 3: happening while Palestinian people are starving. So yes, that's the

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Speaker 3: first bit of terrible shitty news. The next one, oh

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Speaker 3: yes to yours, Jack. I saw you writing this point too,

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Speaker 3: because last week there was this other thing the ultras

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Speaker 2: They were in Amsterdam for a soccer match.

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Speaker 3: These people were singing, you know, just racist chance talking

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Speaker 3: We then immediately saw this the media apparatus go into

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Speaker 3: there are like pograms happening in Amsterdam as we speak,

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Speaker 3: completely removing the fucking context of what was happening, and

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Speaker 1: It was the day, a day or two after the

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Speaker 1: election results, and yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were seen in froday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing how much the mainstream media has managed

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Speaker 1: then he was he issued a statement about the you know,

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Speaker 3: No, No, it was purely like these people were just

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Speaker 2: So anyway, the other here we go, more fucked up news.

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Speaker 3: Right, so that a pad from the right. That was

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Speaker 3: one pad from the right. Here's another pad from the

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Speaker 3: far right. Our fk has been tapped to head Health

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Speaker 3: in Human Services. Okay, there it is.

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Speaker 2: It happened. It happened. We were smart enough to know

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Speaker 2: how bad that I can get. Let's not let's not be

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Speaker 2: too focused on that. We get it, we get it.

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Speaker 2: Fucking yikes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we will be focused on it. It's I

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Speaker 2: Know, Brad, I lost four words.

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Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing, right, appointment after appointment coming

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Speaker 3: from the Trump administration two point zero has been fucking

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Speaker 3: just mind blowingly bad. But that's also the point. It's

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Speaker 3: a big fuck you to everyone in every way.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, you like.

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Speaker 3: Science, guess who's running Health in Human Service services? Mister

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Speaker 3: fucking brainworms Mike whale fuck is now going to be

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Speaker 3: the czar of vaccines and firing people from the National

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Speaker 1: As Attorney General.

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Speaker 3: And Matt Gates, and you know, you have someone who

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's again.

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Speaker 3: Everything is like fuck whatever you are, whatever you thought

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Speaker 3: just important to note that these people are not in

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Speaker 3: So these are basically gonna be These people are just

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Speaker 3: They don't need experience, because that's not the point. These

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Speaker 3: That's preventing my hand being burned, and that's all it

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Speaker 1: Although sometimes I pick up the wrong towel and then

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Speaker 2: Cookies get dropped.

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't wake like a wet one, because that that

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Speaker 2: I did learn that very quickly.

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Speaker 3: And like, again, a lot of people are like, well,

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Speaker 3: good luck confirming these people. Now, there are some people

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Speaker 3: He's going to humiliate Matt Gates because Matt Gates again

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Speaker 2: They can still release a report.

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Speaker 3: But some people are like, oh, he's setting this up

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of talk from the GOP, especially senators,

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Speaker 3: And you know you're hearing stuff like Tommy Tuberville's already

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Speaker 1: So, but that would get called fascist by the mainstream media.

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Speaker 2: These picks do that.

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Speaker 3: But I but we I'm just prepared to steal yourselves,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's for what's to come.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like he's high on his own supply.

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Speaker 1: He's like, people told me not to do certain things

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Speaker 1: and therefore everything I say from here on out is

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Speaker 2: And that's the most you can pray for.

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Speaker 3: Like without actual, you know, full on organizing massive demonstrations

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Speaker 2: But whatever. That's also magical thinking at this point.

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Speaker 1: Fuckable Snowman, and we're back, Yes, fugable Snowman. Won't you

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Speaker 2: More than How the fuck do I get a break? Okay,

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Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves. Get the vaccine, get your flu shots,

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Speaker 3: Get them while they got them, get them while they're hot.

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 1: FBI am rooting for If you're really doing the ship

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Speaker 1: that they talked about in the Fugitive.

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Speaker 2: You'd be right now, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Where's the one armed man? Fiser?

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Speaker 2: It wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: Be kind to each other, be kind of yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine. You don't do nothing about white and policy.

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Speaker 1: And we will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye