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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen minute morning show. All right, bad jew alert?

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Speaker 3: Uh oh what huh Scotty, Well, let's figure out who

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Speaker 3: it is out of this.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, you're not supposed to be here.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's supposed to be here, all right? All right, dever

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Speaker 2: Cox one hit wonder Yes, no, devil Cox had several hits.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, you know today is Yam Kapor, the

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Speaker 2: Jewish day of atonement, and I can atone here. I've

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Speaker 2: just been thinking about all the bad things I've done

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Speaker 2: and uh, be a better person. But uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to be around all you people, so here

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 4: Have you been a bad boy?

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Speaker 2: I have not been a bad boy, Scotty.

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Speaker 5: What's the worst thing you've done that you'd like to

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Speaker 5: atone for in the last year.

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 5: You just said you were thinking about all the bad

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Speaker 5: things you've done.

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Speaker 2: They're not that bad. No, I haven't done anything like

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Speaker 2: nothing stands out So it sound like I robbed a

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Speaker 2: bank or anything.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there was something a shop right that you know,

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Speaker 2: rang up wrong and I didn't tell them. I have

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Speaker 2: to tell you, I do feel guilty every once in

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Speaker 2: a while, like to the wrong price will ring up.

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Speaker 2: But then I'm like, you know what, they ripped me

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Speaker 2: off on something else one time, so now or even yeah,

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Speaker 6: Did you hear Wegmans had to stop that self checkout

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Speaker 6: scanning app because of overwhelming theft in the store. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: because you had this app right that you would just

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Speaker 6: scan the items, put them in the bag in your cart,

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Speaker 6: and then walk out of the store without going through

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Speaker 6: any self checkout or yeah, and I would see people

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Speaker 6: just hold the phone up to the thing their card.

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Speaker 2: They didn't scan shit nothing. I think that's how the

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Speaker 2: new Amazon Fresh is going to because they're opening one

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Speaker 2: of those near me and it's it's been under construction

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Speaker 2: for three years already, and I think that they're trying

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Speaker 2: to work out the kinks because the people have got

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Speaker 2: to steal things. It's very easy.

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Speaker 7: I would think, you know what, I did that when

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Speaker 7: I was in Seattle, because you know they test all

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Speaker 7: the Amazon stuff in Seattle. So I did that Amazon

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Speaker 7: Fresh one where you walk in and you just take

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Speaker 7: what you wanted and you walk out. And I couldn't

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Speaker 7: believe it. I was like, there's no freaking way this

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Speaker 7: is gonna work.

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Speaker 8: And it did.

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Speaker 7: I went to my Amazon app. It everything got charged

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Speaker 7: to it. It was exact like this is insane, But

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Speaker 7: that was years ago. I'm surprised it took so long

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Speaker 7: to come here.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: See, I've never purposely not scanned something and walked out

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Speaker 2: with it, because I mean, that is obviously theft. You

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Speaker 2: know that. I feel guilty, so I always do the

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Speaker 2: self checkout, but I always scan everything.

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Speaker 4: So you're toning for stealing supermarket thing.

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Speaker 2: I don't steal things from the supermarket.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it just doesn't correct it. If there's a problem,

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Speaker 5: I can.

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Speaker 2: Appreciate that lower than it's supposed to be. I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to say, oh, by the way, they's supposed to

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Speaker 2: be a dollar more, you know, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Gonna say I wouldn't even notice because I don't always

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Speaker 5: look at the things as I scan them, so I

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Speaker 5: just kind of assume everything rang up the way it should,

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Speaker 5: which is very Unindian of me. But every now and

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Speaker 5: then I'm sure something gets in there that was either

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Speaker 5: too high or too low.

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Speaker 6: Can you qualify that statement for the Indian people?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, those listening.

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Speaker 5: I feel like Scotty might appreciate this or know this

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Speaker 5: more than anyone else. But Indian people will watch the

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Speaker 5: register while they're checking out, and if something is off

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Speaker 5: by two cents, they're like, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, hello, that's not check out myself. I like

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Speaker 2: to watch it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll argue back and forth about everything. It's very interesting.

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Speaker 2: No, but I've called the attendant over and said, hey,

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Speaker 2: you know, this was on the shelf for two ninety

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Speaker 2: nine and I rang up three twenty nine, Like thirty cents.

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Speaker 2: Pisces me off. So I'll tell because then everybody's getting

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Speaker 2: charged thirty cents more. So I'm saving everybody else.

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Speaker 4: You're like the superman a supermarkets. That's right, but you

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Speaker 4: know what else is so annoying?

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Speaker 8: Come on in the damn check out aisle. Please put

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Speaker 8: your eye. I'm in the bagging. It's in the bagging place.

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Speaker 8: I don't understand. It's just not heavy enough, you don't

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Speaker 8: you Just that.

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Speaker 2: Got so annoying and in my shop right that they

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Speaker 2: stopped it. It doesn't matter, like it doesn't you don't

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Speaker 2: have to put it on the scale thing anymore. It's

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Speaker 2: just whatever. They still doing that.

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Speaker 6: So many times I would like, we needed maple syrup

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Speaker 6: the one morning, so I go and I go to

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Speaker 6: the self checkout and I got maple SYRF and I'm

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Speaker 6: just holding it and it wouldn't let me proceed until

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Speaker 6: I set something like I'm just holding that fucking bottle.

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Speaker 7: And then and then, god forbid you put anything, like

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Speaker 7: you put your wallet down over there. Something is in

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Speaker 7: the bagging section that doesn't belong an alien something, Please

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Speaker 7: take it out.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, are you fucking kidding me right now?

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Speaker 4: Scotty?

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Speaker 3: Are you like rain Man when you're checking out though

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Speaker 3: you know the prices of everything as you're checking out?

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Speaker 2: Sadly, yes, I know how much things are supposed to

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Speaker 2: be so that way, if it does ring up more,

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Speaker 2: I know that it rang up more, and I have

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Speaker 2: to have someone come over and correct it.

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Speaker 7: I got real pissed the other day because I do

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Speaker 7: like the Instacart and you know, Scotty is a shopper

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Speaker 7: for Instacart, but he's awesome. He's a great Instacart chopper.

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Speaker 8: I am this person. I said I wanted green bananas.

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Speaker 7: They got me plantains, and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 7: is a big difference between green bananas and plantains. And

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Speaker 7: I had to send a picture so I could get

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Speaker 7: a credit, so I don't care you're crediting me two bucks.

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Speaker 7: I don't have my bananas. This is the problem now,

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Speaker 7: it's it's like a lazy man's way to shop. I

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Speaker 7: swear to got it's the most awesome thing ever invented.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we put that we wanted hummus one time and

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Speaker 6: the guy got us a bag of chickpeas.

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Speaker 2: I got to tell you that, you know, instact as

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Speaker 2: a as a shopper. If they don't have what you

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Speaker 2: ask for, instacart will make recommendations and you could just

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Speaker 2: you can replace it.

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Speaker 4: Really, you promised.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to. You're supposed to check with the customer

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Speaker 2: to see if it's okay with them, But at the time,

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Speaker 2: they're not paying attention and you don't have time to

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Speaker 2: wait around for them to answer, so you just grab whatever, Scotty.

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Speaker 3: How long have you waited in the supermarket waiting for

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Speaker 3: a response back for someone to say this is okay

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Speaker 3: to get instead of this.

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Speaker 2: I I wait about five minutes and then I will

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Speaker 2: call them. They generally don't answer because it comes from

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Speaker 2: an un you know, no known number, and then I

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Speaker 2: just either refund the item where I get something that's

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Speaker 2: close to it. Great story.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes the thing that replaces it is better to be honest.

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Speaker 7: I found that like, oh I like this actually better.

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Speaker 8: But sometimes I'm like, really do they have like reviews

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Speaker 8: for the shoppers?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm five stars, baby.

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Speaker 7: Give extra You can give extra tips if you want,

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Speaker 7: Like if they went above and beyond, you can say, oh,

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Speaker 7: they begged you know, they were a great bagger, they were.

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Speaker 8: A great this.

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Speaker 4: Can I go out of my way to request you?

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Speaker 2: Then, Scottie, Oh, it doesn't work that way. That's because

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Speaker 2: if you get a good.

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Speaker 4: Massage, you're like, I'm going to go to that massuse again.

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Speaker 2: Sorry they should be able to but here you just

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Speaker 2: you get what you get.

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Speaker 4: Now, do you foil the system when when you did

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Speaker 4: it for Danielle?

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Speaker 8: No, he didn't. This is the problem.

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 7: He he came to New Jersey and I tried to

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Speaker 7: get him, so I put it in order and he

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Speaker 7: was waiting so that he could grab it. Because you

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Speaker 7: got you you know, you gotta grab him when they

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Speaker 7: come through. And it never came through for him to grab,

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Speaker 7: so he couldn't.

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Speaker 8: He couldn't help me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for a speedy and accurate delivery Smiley fan.

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Speaker 1: Hey, no, no offense to instacart shoppers and people who

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Speaker 1: do the shopping for you, But I can't use them

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Speaker 1: because they never shop in my best interest. I see

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Speaker 1: them when I'm at the grocery store and I'm watching

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Speaker 1: They're not checking for like the expiration date that is

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Speaker 1: the furthest in the future. Maybe you do Scotty hold on,

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Speaker 1: but that's not everybody. They just a lot of these

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Speaker 1: people deal in volume, and I see how fast they're going,

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Speaker 1: and they'll just grab a decrepit like they won't check

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Speaker 1: the egg box to see if one open up the eggs.

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Speaker 2: And I open and I checked the undercarriage of each

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Speaker 2: egg to make sure it's not cracked. Do you think

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Speaker 2: that these shoppers that do.

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Speaker 6: It for you are doing that for you?

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Speaker 2: No? The when when I when I shop for people,

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Speaker 2: I shop as if I'm shopping for myself.

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Speaker 1: That's you, though, But a lot of these people are

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Speaker 1: just it's a cash grab hold. They're just trying to

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Speaker 1: get as many orders in as possible. I've seen them

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Speaker 1: in Whole Foods. Just did I just call them out?

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Speaker 1: So those Amazon people that are in there, they're going fast.

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Speaker 2: I'm not what do you want to say, Scotty, listen

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Speaker 2: to this one best shopper ever checked expiration dates, found

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Speaker 2: options for replacements, quick delivery. Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: But you know what though, I agree it was scary though,

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Speaker 6: because we did it one time where we had whatever

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Speaker 6: it was Instacart or I don't know if it was

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Speaker 6: Whole Foods that was putting our bag together, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: even a blind person wouldn't have picked this bag of chicken.

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Speaker 2: It was like all fat, Yes, discuss.

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Speaker 1: You can't have them select your meats and your fish,

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Speaker 1: your I mean your produce.

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Speaker 2: I got. I got brown spots on one of my apples.

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Speaker 1: Another time I wanted specifically Nancy's low fat cottage cheese.

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Speaker 2: He's no, yes, no, I have been. I know, I've

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Speaker 2: been sitting there and I'm like and I'm like, they

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Speaker 2: brought me the one that was not Nancy's.

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Speaker 1: They were they took a replacement, and I didn't ask

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Speaker 1: for replacement because if it's not Nancy's, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't want it. Nancy made cottage.

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Speaker 1: No, Nancy's the best. It's actually probiotics. No, they're not

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Speaker 1: not a click it should bet they've got live.

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Speaker 6: Cultures and Okay, we get it.

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Speaker 2: No carriage, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean the bottom kindercarriage. Yes, I think so is the bottom.

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Speaker 5: Honey. Can we go around instacart and can we just

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Speaker 5: reach out to you directly to do grocery shopping for

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Speaker 5: us and give you a better deal.

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Speaker 2: When you use one of those services, you don't get

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Speaker 2: Well what I wanted to do, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 2: I would have got kicked off instacart is as I

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Speaker 1: And I think I would judge you try How would

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Speaker 2: And I will tip you twenty percent on what my

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Speaker 2: I tell you, there are people that tip nothing. Yeah, insane, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's crazy for nothing. They think you're what they're getting paid,

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Speaker 2: you know, So I don't. Are you barely? Like okay?

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Speaker 7: Do you get paid from. Look at the order is bigger,

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Speaker 2: The bigger the order, the more that it is, the

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Speaker 2: more if there's heavy items, they pay you. It depends.

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Speaker 2: with Froggy, like shop you did. Wait wait wait peanuts.

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Speaker 2: Wait you've shocked on your vacation. I try to.

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Speaker 8: I love you.

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Speaker 1: Well, No, it's all relative though. I mean the same

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Speaker 2: I mean I got a thirty seven dollars tip one

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Speaker 2: That's what that's what. That's what the insta carters do.

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Speaker 2: They just sit and they wait for them to come

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Speaker 6: Did the old ladies answer the door wearing nothing but

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Speaker 2: I've never seen that well lately. See, the whole thing

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Speaker 8: You know what the worst part is though, So there's

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Speaker 7: So depending on the shopper, if you get me, some

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Speaker 8: Some of them will just dump all the items you

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Speaker 2: With Let me tell you something. You get me, and

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get old school plastic grocery bags because I

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Speaker 2: bought four cases when they banned them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it's illegal.

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Speaker 2: No it's not. It's not they do. The stores are

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Speaker 2: just not allowed to give them ount anymore. Wow.

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Speaker 8: I want Scotty. I want Scotty every time.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. What's much easier for me to carry like fifteen

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Speaker 5: You gotta do this because I think, not only are

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Speaker 5: to you even more because they want to meet you

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Speaker 5: because you're part of the show and you could you know,

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Speaker 1: There is.

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Speaker 2: Collect a talent fee or something on top of that.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's like cameo but with purpose.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is God Saves. That's the name of

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Speaker 4: the app.

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Speaker 2: Yes, God Saves.

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Speaker 8: This is you, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: I had bought that website a long time ago. I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you should do it right now before we post

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Speaker 5: this podcast and somebody else goes and buy it.

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Speaker 7: And it should be Forget instaccart, forget all those shopping apps.

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Speaker 7: You want to save more money you shop with shot

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Speaker 7: Scott's saved.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, your information.

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Speaker 2: Then I'll have to quit because it will get too overwhelming.

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Speaker 3: Dan, You'll just gave you the first endorsement, right, there's

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Speaker 5: But it's your company, so you shouldn't get overwhelmed. If

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Speaker 5: flog you and then you can be choosy and you

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Speaker 8: Well, that's going. Do your groceries at the.

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Speaker 7: Hair salon sometimes, you know the better salon. What do

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Speaker 7: they call the hairdressers? Ye, they call their more money

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Speaker 7: and there's a wait list for them. So you want me,

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Speaker 1: Little more yeah, hag question did people order salad from

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Speaker 2: Places that would be asking for a friend the instacart person?

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Speaker 2: Do they do it all away? The limitations? The most

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Speaker 2: annoying part of it is the deli meat. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You know you choose an order and don't realize that

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Speaker 2: slice thin please at eighth inch. Oh they complain if

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Speaker 2: you don't get it sliced the right way. Ah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: see that's a pain in the ass. I wish they

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Speaker 7: When I had my bearded dragon, I ordered because pet

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Speaker 7: live crickets and they allowed you to do it. Well,

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Speaker 7: So I'm like, I don't think they realized.

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Speaker 8: Got right live crickets.

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Speaker 7: And now they have they have bathroom body works on there.

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, it's so dangerous. The hand sanitizers that

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Speaker 7: I come into my houses crazy, all the different flok

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Speaker 2: They have Spirit Halloween on there now too.

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Speaker 4: For Holliday they do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's a pain in the ass because

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Speaker 2: sometimes they're out of stuff and you're substituting this blood

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Speaker 4: It's annoying, and Scotty hates blood.

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Speaker 6: Well, if you want him to shop for you, please

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Speaker 8: New website games dot Com, or.

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Speaker 2: Be I'm only doing Long Island. I'm sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 5: Look, this is great. You already have all these wait

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Speaker 5: hold on, that means I don't get it, but that's okay.

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Speaker 5: You already have all these parameters, so you can just say, hey,

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Speaker 5: Long Island, Wednesday afternoons book me. Now, I'll do all

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Speaker 5: the shopping and that's it. You don't have to get overwhelmed.

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Speaker 8: You could do Jersey once a week on Thursday. How

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Speaker 8: many can I get done? You can get like ten dumb.

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Speaker 8: You can't, Scottie.

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Speaker 4: That needs your help.

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Speaker 8: You need Gandhi and I. We hate and we have

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Speaker 8: to be here like pr P.

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Speaker 5: Stop getting defeated before you start.

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Speaker 2: Let's do this.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, Scottie.

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Speaker 3: You know this is actually the better idea you've created,

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Speaker 3: you know, the first one being the glory whole idea.

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Speaker 4: Well, this goes right in the idea.

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Speaker 2: Been with our banana brothers, Yeah, never got.

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Speaker 4: Off the ground.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 8: Rent to gay was a great idea.

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Speaker 5: I still think brenta gay is a great idea. And

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Speaker 5: don't know why you haven't pursued it.

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Speaker 2: I know I think we're over.

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Speaker 4: We're over.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, we're very over.

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Speaker 4: So happy wait, I don't say that.

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Speaker 2: It's yeah, just easy fast, easy, fast fast, got to

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Speaker 5: Bye.

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