WEBVTT - Andy Misses Creme Pies 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:00.720 Are you Dick's ready? 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:03.040 Right? Uh huh, all right, well. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:13.120 Doly seal with your then when you hand a jam, 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:15.640 I'm just gonna stop it. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:17.200 I love it. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:17.920 I love it. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.000 How much longer does it go? 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.960 It goes for like another sixty seconds or so. Yeah, 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:23.160 that's a Brody special. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:26.840 Nobody even knows spoon Man the original song? And who 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.960 sang the original song? Do you Stone Table Pilot? No, 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:36.000 it's sound Garden. See again, Scary, you're the song guy. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.320 Man, You're losing it, man, losing it? You remember he 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:40.120 did that the other day. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:42.320 That's right, that's probably like what ninety four ninety five 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.040 somewhere in that You're right, Yeah, somewhere the year thing. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.879 I can Anyway, people have no idea what's going on. 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.840 Welcome to Serial Killers. This is not a crossover episode. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:54.320 It's Monday, December seventh. This is episode one fifty six. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.960 If you're keeping track at home, I'm Scottie B along 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.720 with Scary and Nate today. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:03.880 Yes, we call ourselves the Essentials, well. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.520 Because we are the essential employees that work in the 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.880 building for Elvis Duran's big show. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:10.920 Yeah, and here's what I think is going on. Andrew 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.920 is home eating his Covid Crispies, and he screwed me 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.959 by saying, dude, I'm so sick. I can't even do 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.399 a zoom with you. I'm like, dude, why who cares 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.360 of your sick? He's like, I can't taste anything. So 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.920 that's when I got nervous. Yeah, I think he has 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:26.040 other plans, Scott. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:27.400 I don't know. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.399 Maybe he's doing the remix podcast with Danielle right now, 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.280 just kind of blowing us off. Anyway. So this is 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.880 Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we eat cereal and 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.520 tell you whether it's good or not so you don't 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.319 have to buy it if it sucks. And here's what 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:42.000 we're gonna do today. It's a special episode because this 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.560 cereal is highly coveted. People have been looking for this 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.240 for a while. They've been talking about it online for 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.440 a while. You guys don't give two craps, I know, 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:49.400 because you're just a long thing. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.600 Actually, I'll be honest. I saw you did a little 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:56.040 teas picture with the oatmeal uh not oatmeal cookies, not 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.760 oatmeal raisin. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:58.960 Well you're about to give it away, so to shut up. Okay, 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.760 and here this for you guys, The scary open that 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:02.800 you eat everything so just. 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:04.960 Sweet. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.600 Just just share that with Nate. This is a can 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:13.240 I say, Debbie double deckerie. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.200 Jesus, and these things have been around for a long time. Nate, 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.600 take a bite. I know what they taste like, so 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:16.960 I'm good. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:17.240 I don't. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.360 I don't, I don't need it. No, I'm good, Scary, 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.560 take a bite, so I want you to taste that. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.799 And with that, I will break out this brand new 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:29.399 cereal from Kellogg's and that's really good. There have been 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:34.160 no back though, my god, I'll suck the cream out 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:40.000 of it. Over the years, there's been no shortage of 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.760 snack cake inspired cereals. Back in the You know, there 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:47.240 was cinnabon cereal. There was powdered donut cereal back in 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.440 the day. Dunkin Donuts had a donut cereal back in 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.080 the day, not to be confused with their coffee flavored 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.160 cereal that they have now. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:53.720 Uh. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.160 And even more recently, you had your Twinkie cereal, you 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.640 had your donut cereal from Hostess, and the one that 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.360 you can you'll find on the shelf as the Honeybun 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.200 cereal from Hostess. But I'm sure that will be going 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.320 away soon as well. So on the bandwagon comes Kellogg's 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:10.000 with Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie Cereal, this. 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.399 Cereal version of this stuff we're eating right now. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.040 That's correct. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.520 Waitute, If you looked at the extra they look like 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:16.400 little buttholes. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.840 They do look like little buttholes. Look at that. Look 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.880 look at that little buttholes that looks like a cat 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.560 walking away. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.960 That was my favorite cartoon growing up as a kid, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.160 Little buttholes? 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.960 Really, what's your favorite musical? 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:30.120 Girl? 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:37.520 The butthole surfers? Andrew would have no idea. What who Oh? 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.680 He must love your theme song that you play too. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.040 All right, so let's break this box of buttholes. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:45.960 Let me ask you as you do this, and I 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.200 don't want to be you know this is your podcast, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.040 But are you setting us up for failure and disaster 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.920 every time by allowing us to try the real deal 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.080 cake and then bring us over to the serial version 0:03:58.080 --> 0:03:58.320 of that? 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.960 I mean, probably because I feel like it could be 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.680 a little skewed. No, well, maybe I shouldn't have given 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:05.400 you The cake. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:10.080 Tasted so good. I'm eating it getting these sad dried 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.280 imitation of so we just ate. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:15.000 I mean, this is not breakfast. I mean, nobody should 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.920 be eating this for breakfast. Twinkie cereal for breakfast. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.040 That's ridiculous. Let me look at the back of the box, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:20.919 all right, look at it. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.680 See, I don't like the fact that it's naturally and 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.320 artificially flavoring. I don't like what things are artificially. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.400 By the way, how old is little Debbie? Now? Little Debbie, 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.520 she's two hundred swear on this podcast. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:32.920 You can swear, but I will beep it. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:37.360 Okay, and it's curse. Look at this? Yea, Oh my god, 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:37.960 look at that. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.159 That's a bonnet, she straight out. A littleis on the prairie. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:44.279 It's a bonny, doesn't degerminated? Yellow corn meal is the 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.880 first one. Old rhino flour. Sugar it's not bad. Sugar 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:51.039 was the third ingredient. Yeah, the fruit too, is the fourth. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.400 Yea, give me some of those leather cheerios. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:55.680 Yellow six blue one. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.440 Oh, that's the color. Artificial colors. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:04:58.920 Scary. Look. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.479 I got you the fair Life mill because I know 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.839 you like the uh more natural. What is ultrafiltered milk 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.040 lactose free? Yeah? I like that, but he still has 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.760 carriage gene and I don't think it doesn't you and 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:08.400 your carriage. 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.200 You know, I think that that does not fair. Life 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.120 does not have carriage gin. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.600 And no ingredients, reduced fat, ultrafiltered milk, lac tastes enzyme 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.600 that takes the lactose out, vitamin A and vitamin D three. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.000 There is no carriagene in it. Cara gene is a 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:20.640 bad ingredient. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:22.359 That's an expensive container it is. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:23.720 But and I got it for you, guys, because I 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.719 appreciate your help today. Jesus milk everywhere you ready, here 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.799 we go. They don't look as butt holy in person 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.479 as the milk closes up the butthole. All right, here 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:38.880 we go, meal cream, pie cereal, little Debbie swells. No, 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.840 I don't think I like it. There's a spice that 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.240 I don't think is cinnamon. Tastes like a Christmas candle. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:49.240 That's right, it tastes like a Christmas candle. It's definitely sugary. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.120 Wow, not digging it. 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.600 I was really excited for this. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.800 And you know what, though, the more you eat, the 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:55.799 more it grows on you. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.200 Everybody knows the rules. I think it would be better 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.159 if there were marshmallows as the cream. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.920 They should have come to you. Hold on let me go. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.279 Down to my cereal box. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.640 Here you go, Nate, Oh, I mean just a couple 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:09.840 of Oh that's good, that's good. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.559 Oh, however, just just remember you must rate it without 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.839 the marshmallow, because we must rad it in its natural state. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.799 Oh the marshmallow makes it worse. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:25.599 Yeah, does not good. Yeah, I'm tapping out done. It 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:29.680 had potential, It just it just it's missing something. You're 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:30.680 the expert. You're missing. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.280 It's missing whatever the cream would be, because there is 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:36.640 some sort of powdery white coating which in the Twinkie cereal, 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:40.640 which in the Twinkie cereal is the cream. Yeah, but 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.680 it's too spiced. It tastes like there's nutmeg in there. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.880 Yeah, well no, one of the it says nutmeg is 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.200 one of the Yeah, nutmeg and artificial flavor. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.719 So, I mean, compared to the actual oatmeal cream pie, 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.480 it tastes nothing like it. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:57.000 No, it actually does taste It tastes nothing like it 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.960 with both of you on this show, and it tastes 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.599 like it tastes unlike anything I've ever eaten before. I 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.560 can't even put my finger on it. You're right about 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.400 the nutmeg, but it just doesn't Well, you were right 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.159 when you said it tastes like Christmas. Because it does 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:08.120 taste like Christmas. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.880 This should be a holiday themed cereal should be you 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:12.760 know our rating scale, it's one to five balls, with 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.160 spoons being half balls. I give this two balls and 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:15.680 a spoon. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.000 I'm gonna go just two balls. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.600 Okay, really, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna go. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.720 I'll be a little bit more generous here. I'm gonna 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.640 say three bowls, three balls, because it was to me 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.280 it was that's average, that's a little above average. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.160 It wasn't nasty. I mean it was, it wasn't nasty. 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:36.160 I'll raise mind to two bowls, and can you give 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.080 half a spoon? No, a spoon is half a balls, okay. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.080 I wanted to give it a quarter of Okay, so 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.200 you could do two balls and a demi spoon. That's 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.720 the little one that I'm. 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.760 Going through the balls here because I want people to 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.240 try it, at least try it. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.000 Got I throw a grapefruit spoon. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.679 That's the serrader. Most is five. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:59.560 Three balls okay, okay, yeah, two I met yours? 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.760 Actually two bowls in a spook okay. Crispy oatmeal puffs 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.280 with a cream coating. See, I don't see the cream coating. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.520 There's a little bit of white powder, but it's. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.080 Just do you think there's any way they're getting around 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:12.640 actual cream being in there by spelling it c r 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:14.480 e m eably because. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.720 I bet there's no dairy at all if you look 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.000 at that cream pie. Yeah, I mean, you know, we 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:18.560 try the milk. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:19.559 See, I think the milk. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:20.480 Maybe that's where all. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.040 The cream went. Yeah, that's their cream coating. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.640 The milk is free though, But all right, all right, 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:27.920 let's move on. We're all going to do two serials 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.040 in this episode. Generally we do three, but I appreciate 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:31.400 you guys being here, and I don't want to take 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.520 up too much of your time. I know you have 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.360 the big Brooklyn Boys podcast that you have to get 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:36.000 to with Brody. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:36.400 Yeah. 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:37.400 Well we yeah, that's. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.960 Fifty four out now everywhere you get your podcasts, We're everywhere. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.520 So if you can listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.400 that would be awesome. While I'm here, I might as 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.400 well plug on merch store too. Justice, we got Christmas, 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.160 we got Christmas ugly Christmas sweaters. We got some fun 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.080 logoed stuff property of shirts Brooklyn Boys Dot. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.080 It is the ugly Christmas sweater just your logo. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.600 Anyway, go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:06.479 for your merch. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.599 See now for that plug, I require you in the 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.520 beginning of your next episode to play the serial killer's promo. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.079 Oh okay, very good. That's all. That's all I need say. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.480 There's jokes on the back of the box. Do you 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.520 want one? Yes? Why did the cookie cry because it 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:25.120 crumbled because his mother was a wafer so long away? 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:26.040 For so long? 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.319 I do like when when they do put stuff on 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:31.600 the back of the box. A lot of the cereal 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.760 companies have been lazy lately. They just put the same 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.480 thing on me at the breakfast table. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.959 Exactly. Yeah, got a little find a word thing here 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.839 with the little Debbie yourself. He's probably dead by now. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.680 I mean, I'm sure that Debbie was probably the daughter 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.240 of whoever created the snack cake company. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:51.080 Pay probably Big Debbies. Exactly. So. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.199 A few weeks ago, one of our listeners, Jamie, sent 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:56.200 us two giant boxes back there that are filled with 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:00.480 random cereals from Leetle and Aldi. You know the brand 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.840 supermarket within that box. I see the legal and all 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.959 the brands are just knockoffs of the name brand Cereals, 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.800 So there was one hidden in there that Andrew and 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.400 I kind of have a love hate relationship with this brand. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:17.840 It is Mom's Best Cereals and this is oats and 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.880 honey blend, so this looks like it's going to be 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:24.800 your honey bunches of oats healthier version because it's from 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.480 Mom's Best and they generally like to do things. Oh oh, 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:30.240 I know this brand. No artificial flavors blah blah blah 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.800 blah blah blah and no artificial colors, right, and I 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.080 love that it says woo hoo on the price tag 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:39.400 great deal ninety nine, which means they're trying to get rid. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.839 Of this freak of crap. I like the front of 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.080 the box too. It looks like a bowl of Cereals 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.319 superimposed on the Oregon trailbox. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.880 Yes, on the wind farm with the mom and daughter 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.000 riding their bicycles. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.840 This is definitely like Portland's favorite seiales. It's very earth, 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.080 it's very that. Hey, well, what's the cell by. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:57.480 Date on that? 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.240 No, it's good, it's August twenty twenty one. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:00.360 Okay. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.679 Normally here I play like a shake your shake a 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.560 box jingle, but I just I don't feel like looking. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:04.679 Now. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.959 Why do you shake the box? You shake the box 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:10.360 because when there are more than one type of flake 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.120 or something in the box, like this has clusters and flakes. Yeah, 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.520 the clusters will settle to the bottom and ship because 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:19.000 they're heavier, like paying for gold exactly kind of. So 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.320 if you don't we all do that. You don't shake 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.880 the box, the clusters will sit on the bottom and 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:26.960 will not mix, and you know you won't get the 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:28.280 full benefit of the cereal. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:36.360 I have high hopes for this one, don't boy, But 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.800 you know you start out with a one. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.000 Sorry the crappy whatever, dude, I'll be here all day 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:41.480 editing this. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.000 You know what. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.720 Listen, I give these companies a lot of credit for 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.800 going out on a limb and trying to do something 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.000 better for our bodies, So I. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.520 May be a little bit more generous in my ratings. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:54.960 I don't know. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.120 We do have to, you can't. You can't base it 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:00.959 on their good will. It's the cereal, right, yeah, I 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:02.000 don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.480 It's a very you know, it's an environmentally friendly company. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.040 Oh yeah, this cereal was made. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:08.440 I'll give you to one. I know. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.760 Look, Mom's best likes to save the planet. You guys 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.920 like to trash, So I hang on the thing by 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.160 the way, he used your other trash. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.000 Can I just want to point that out, Scotty. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.720 That's a whole other story. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:23.040 You're not supposed to use that trash. You know this one? 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.280 Okay? It looks like corn flakes and this cereal is 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.840 made using renewable wind energy or the box was anyway? 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.000 Oh you eating it ready? 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.080 Cheesez Is there's like a three two one? 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:36.720 Yeah, there usually is, but it's okay, we'll do it 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.880 for me. I haven't started three two one go. I 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:44.160 definitely taste coconut right off the bat. Did you taste that? 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:48.400 Mm hmm, we will not. I like this ingredients corn 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.760 whole grain wheat, sugar, whole grain rolled oats, rice, canola oil, 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:57.680 corn syrup, salt, barley, malt extract, cinnamon, molasses, honey, caramel, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.640 color and natural flavor channel seating the it's his coconut, 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:01.959 but I definitely taste coconut. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:04.640 I'll be honest, if you switched this out with honey 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.480 bunches of oats, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.480 I would really, Yeah, my palette is not as refined 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:11.360 as yours. Apparently. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:12.880 I'm really liking this, guys. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.080 And I like the fact that, except for canola oil, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.319 which is in there, I like the ingredients list. 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.760 It's stuff you could pronounce. I'm a big fan of that. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:24.320 But I don't know why they had to throw the 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.760 canola oil in there. That defeats the purpose of something 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.320 that's supposed to be a little health there for you. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.880 This is like the epitome of health over here. Scary. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.200 He's like two hundred and fifteen pounds. He's talking all 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.480 about healthy cereals. Wait, what cookies came in today? 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:38.920 No? 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.360 No, But the thing is they should go in one 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.320 direction or the other. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.440 Well, I shouldn't do a little. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.240 Mix of each. Three balls for me for Mom's best 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.480 oats and honey blend. Really yeah, not terrible. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.760 Now I'm gonna go three balls too, Although the more 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.360 I eat, the less I want to eat it. Does 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.960 that make sense? Like it's just so bland that well, yeah, 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.280 you want like a flavor burst every once in a while, 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.720 going three bowls in a spoon. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.760 Okay, And you know what, while you guys are finishing 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.120 that up. I'm gonna run back to the box for 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:10.680 one second. All right, back to the Cereal box back here, 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:11.880 don't buy. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.679 My ass pract Oh boy, wow, that really is hanging 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:16.280 out now. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:19.360 Yeah, well, you know I do it for Andrews, so boy, no, 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:20.960 I might as well do this one too. So this 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.320 is from Is this legal? 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:24.600 So we shouldn't finish this bowl? 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:25.360 No, don't. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:26.120 What the hell is this? 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.240 Clusters of oats and honey. This was also in the 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.120 box that Jamie sent us. I might as well do 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.240 it because this is honey bunches of oats as well. Yeah, 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.000 so this one has almonds in it. But this is 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:38.200 a brand? Is this? This is knockoff? I don't even 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.600 know what the hell made this? The oh this is legal? 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.280 This is the supermarket brand Legal. Let's just get to 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.080 a real quick we'll bang it out. Okay, By the way, 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.920 what truth and advertising. Look at the side, there's huge almonds. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.800 There's not going to be those huge as shot. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:55.880 We've only had shaving. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.240 We actually have had one or two Cereals over the 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.560 last year or two that have had full almonds in them, 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:02.680 like full on almonds. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.160 Well, remember that one Cereal the box weighed forty five pounds. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:09.480 Right, that was Morning Summit, the one that you get 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:10.040 at Costco. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.640 I'm already getting disappointed because I don't see whole almonds. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.960 In No, you're barely gonna see a sliver in there. 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.280 I'll be lucky if I even have an almond in mind. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:23.440 There you go, all right, I don't see almonds. Well, nope, nope, nope, 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.480 definitely no almonds. I don't see an almond. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.720 Hey, yeah, no nothing. Oh, I think I see a 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.600 shaving clusters of oats and honey from lethal. Let's check 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:39.239 it out. It's definitely much sweeter. Also tastes like coconut. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.480 Let just give you this one, scary corn, whole grain, wheat, sugar, 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:45.560 whole grain, rolled oats, almonds, rice, canola oil, corn syrup, salt, barley, 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:49.880 malt xpact, cinnamon, molasses, honey, carameal color very similar. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:53.480 To the exactly and by the way, again, corn syrup 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:54.480 and canola oil. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.600 You're killing me, but I'll keep eating it. 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.680 You know, I don't have one almond here. I don't either. See, 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.000 I was gonna give it a little something extra. Let's see, 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:09.240 I was gonna give it a spoon. Let me grab it. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:10.640 Go ahead and take it right out of the garbage. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.760 How's the almonds pretty good? This might be an. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.360 Error box because there's literally like seven almonds in the 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:18.920 whole box and. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.640 They weren't even almends. They were slivers. For me, I'm 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:26.080 gonna give it three balls only because it was exactly 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.200 the same as the other box. Actually, you know what, 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:32.320 I'm gonna take a spoon off. Sorry, screw it, two 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.920 bowls and a spoon because you know what, truth and advertising. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.560 Exactly three bowls in this Now the other one I 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.480 gave three balls and a spoon too. I'm going back 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.960 to two balls and a spoon on this one because 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:45.240 it's pretty much the same cereal. But even again, false 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.840 advertising on the almonds. And I don't think it's just tasteful, 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:53.400 but well it's hard not to curse. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:53.880 It really is. 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.560 But it does say heart healthy, so I feel better. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.840 What's what's hard healthy about it? Well, there's an aster 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.440 there diets low and saturated fat and cholesterol and as 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.120 low and possible as trans fat may reduce the risk 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:06.800 of heart disease. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:10.760 Thank you. Oh yeah, that's like that commercial with the 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.359 naturally Balanced breakfast where they have the toast of the 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.440 eggs who eats that for breakfast? 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.919