1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: You know what I love about action movies. 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 2: I don't know music like this. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 3: This is how realistic they are brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: Where there's like a giant. 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 3: Explosion tosses the hero through the air in slow motion, 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 3: and right before he hits the water tank filled with 8 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 3: radioactive robot sharks, his girlfriend swoops in, hanging upside down 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 3: from her helicopter and grabs him out of the sky 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 3: with one hand and then yes, gotcha, perfect hair realism. 11 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 3: And then she says something super cool like is it 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 3: time to save the Day's cat's phrase? 13 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: I'm not cool enough to come up with it. 14 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 3: But there are some skeptics out there who might argue 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 3: that scene would never happen in real life. 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 2: Wow, that's a line. 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 4: In fact, most of us like fall down by accident 18 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 4: walking straight sometimes. 19 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's people that swoop in to save us constantly. 20 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: Beautiful women all the time. 21 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 3: But I understand that's why a list just came out 22 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,279 Speaker 3: where people were pointing out the wild things that happen 23 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 3: in movies constantly that are one hundred percent unrealistic. 24 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 5: Oh my mom was an EMT for fourteen years and 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 5: she is the worst to watch TV. 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: And movies with. 27 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 5: She's like, that's not how they would do it. They 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 5: would have broken their neck by now if you did 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 5: it that way. 30 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 3: Some of these things might be from our parents. Like 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 3: number ten, spotless air ducks or air ducks that can 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 3: support the weight of a two hundred pound man crawling 33 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 3: around through them, that aren't full of screws and bolts, 34 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 3: and somehow absorb all the sounds of the man moving around. 35 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable. I'm really bummed out about that. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 5: Oh well, are you gonna run the bank or get 37 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 5: in to steal the priceless piece of art? 38 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 2: If you can't have a nice air duct to. 39 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 3: Crawl through, I know, scrap the plans that we had made. 40 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 3: Yeahthing else. Number nine people getting pistol whipped and knocked unconscious, 41 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: then waking up a little while later, functioning completely normal, 42 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 3: as if nothing happened. 43 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: No brain damage, no lump on the head, nothing. 44 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 2: There is no concussions. 45 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: Eight movies, Carto. 46 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 2: It would really change the plot if there was. 47 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 3: Okay, are we saying bring back the concussions to action movies? 48 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 4: Forty five minutes later, he still has a headache. Yes, 49 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:25,839 Speaker 4: can move on to the next scene. 50 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: Guys birthday. Yeah. 51 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 3: Number eight a hero being assaulted by a dozen henchmen 52 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 3: one at a time, fighting with their fist, feet, metal chains, 53 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 3: and iron bars, only to end up with a small. 54 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: Butterfly bandage on one cheek. 55 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 56 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 4: So funny and it's so choreographed, which is cool. 57 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: It's impressive. Yeah, we love a good fight scene. 58 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 4: But literally it's like, okay, you first, now to you. 59 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 5: I always thought that people were just really polite when 60 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 5: they fought and they waited for the next person to finish. 61 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 3: Jose, We're gonna send you out into the park to 62 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 3: fight a bunch of people, and I bet you you 63 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 3: come back on skates. 64 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. Down, while if you're just joining us. 65 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 3: A list came out where people highlight all the things 66 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 3: that happen in movies all the time that they say 67 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 3: could never actually. 68 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: Happen in real life. 69 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 3: Number seven unemployed bachelors who live in spacious penthouse apartments 70 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 3: in the most desirable location in the entire. 71 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 5: City, or honestly, anyone with an artist type job. If 72 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 5: you're a writer, if you're a painter, if you were 73 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 5: at a radio station and you live in the house, 74 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 5: it's also. 75 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 2: Not going to happen. 76 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, radio slam. 77 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 2: I'm just saying we all know that's true. 78 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: Doing pretty well if you ask me. 79 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: Number six computer hackers pulling up a security grid saying hmm, 80 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 3: and then five seconds later. 81 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I believe it. Yeah, that's how it happened. 82 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like the guy that cracks the codes, 83 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 4: the one that invented it, the FBI frame and I'm in. 84 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I wrote this one. I was twelve. 85 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 5: It's the only one I believe just because of how 86 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 5: many times people use password. 87 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 2: Is their password? Oh, that's that's really what's going on 88 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 2: in this. 89 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 3: Number five is restaurant scenes where they order a meal, 90 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 3: eat one bite, and then just leave the rest uneaten 91 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 3: on the table, not paying. 92 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: Because they have to go somewhere. Oh yeah, usually you 93 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:21,600 Speaker 1: take that to go. 94 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 4: You're like, no, I just been twenty bus for this. 95 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 5: You want more eating in scenes where people are just 96 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 5: talking with their mouth full while say in their lines. 97 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely again. 98 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,720 Speaker 3: These these are all from a list of the things 99 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 3: you see in movies all the time that are one 100 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: hundred percent unrealistic or impossible for the actual world. 101 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 2: This is fine. 102 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 3: Number four stopping by in the morning to have breakfast 103 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 3: at a friend's apartment before you both head off to work. 104 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 2: Can you imagine so much showing up at your place? 105 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 2: Alexis like, hey, skip for a Yeah. People don't even 106 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 2: show up to other people's houses unannounced. Every Yeah, you 107 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 2: have to have at least an eight text exchange before 108 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 2: it actually happens. 109 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 1: Yeah for real. 110 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 3: Number three that says, why does every grocery store bag 111 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 3: have loose celery. 112 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 1: And baguettes in it? 113 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 3: Nobody buys that much celery or baguettes. 114 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: I only buy one bag. Get like, if you're going 115 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: We're brand, you buy the loaf. 116 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 5: I feel like I'm gonna have to start paying attention 117 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 5: to selling in the bags on movies. 118 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 3: But you gotta admit that sure makes it look like 119 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 3: groceries when you see the celery sticks. 120 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: Poking at the top of the bag, and oh wow, 121 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: they cook for themselves. Good for them. 122 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 4: You're like, mine's on the egg plant, but. 123 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 2: The high fiber die. 124 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 3: Number two the classic zoom in enhance image. Zoom in 125 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 3: again isolate that section, enhance it more, and we can 126 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 3: perfectly see. 127 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:43,799 Speaker 1: The face and license plate of the driver. Everything's blurry. 128 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 2: Honestly, my neighbor. 129 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 5: We've tried to catch people doing stuff on our street, 130 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 5: and I'm like, he's got a security camera. 131 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 2: We have never once been able to make out anybody 132 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 2: in the videos. It's another tall, blurry person. 133 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 3: Fired at ring doorbell security cameras. To the number one 134 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 3: most unrealistic thing that people say happen in movies, people 135 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 3: sprinting past tsa, no boarding past, no idea, and somehow 136 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 3: able to stop the plane out on the tarmac. 137 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I. 138 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 2: Wish we could do that. I know I would have 139 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,119 Speaker 2: made so many more flights that I missed. 140 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 141 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 4: I'm always like they closed the doors like fifteen minutes 142 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 4: before final. There's no way this would happen. 143 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, those were the most unrealistic things that you constantly 144 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 3: see in the movies that could never happen in real life. 145 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right after this 146 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.