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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. Uh subject,

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Speaker 1: I walked in on my son. But right now the

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Speaker 1: you guy for his nap? Uh? Dr Petrie? Doctor Petrie?

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Speaker 1: Who is that? Uh doctor trying to help us right now? Hey,

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Speaker 1: my job does not stop people. Okay, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: take off pranking because we're going through something now. People

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Speaker 1: got to laugh, okay, and doctors need to laugh to

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Speaker 1: Now let's go. I'm on, Dr Petrie. Here we go. Come, okay,

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Speaker 1: paging Dr Petrie. Hello, I'm trying to Dr Petrie. Please,

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Speaker 1: this is Dr Petrie. Dr Petrie. My name is a

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Speaker 1: Jared Jared, and I was hoping you can help me.

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Speaker 1: I would have would have would have would a problem

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Speaker 1: that I have? Okay, hello Jared, Um, I would love

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Speaker 1: to help you out with a problem. Unfortunately, right, I am,

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Speaker 1: but this is my personal number. How did you get

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Speaker 1: this number? If somebody gave me this number so I

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a

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Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This

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Speaker 1: is my personal line? Who gave you my number? Are

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Speaker 1: you you? You the doctor that you're the counselor to

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Speaker 1: help people with with with with situations and problems and stuff, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I got a problem that it seemed like I'm just

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait, wait, wait, Jared,

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Speaker 1: Now this what you're what you're about to get into.

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Speaker 1: You're about to you want to go into a counseling session,

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Speaker 1: and so in order to do that, I do that

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Speaker 1: through making an appointment, um, all of that. But you

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Speaker 1: help and then I'll come in next week. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: I just need you to tell me how to handle

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Speaker 1: I just I need this bad right now. J Jared, Jared,

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Speaker 1: I need you to focus. Okay. I don't do this

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Speaker 1: over the phone. However, it sounds to me like you

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Speaker 1: need I need you. Can you can you be there

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Speaker 1: for me? Just for me? Yeah, I'm here right you

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Speaker 1: guys for calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can

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Speaker 1: you help me out? Hell? Am I calling back? I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on? Someonello calling back? Hello, I'm here, Jared,

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Speaker 1: Dr Patriot, I'm here, tell me telling what's going on? Jared.

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Speaker 1: I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen. I've been

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Speaker 1: I've been married to my wife for like six years now,

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Speaker 1: and and I don't know what it is. But whenever,

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Speaker 1: there and I watched old TV shows because I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared of the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared,

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Speaker 1: This this sounds like a particular case. Um, It's different

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Speaker 1: lordly we live? You will leave baby care. Nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with that, Okay, Jared's focus. You called me and you

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Speaker 1: to be part of me. Okay, Jared. What I need

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Speaker 1: to do is I need to make sure three o'clock,

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Speaker 1: four o'clock rock, five, six o'clock and o'clock rock, Lord

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Speaker 1: o'clock rock. We're going to rock rock the clock tonight,

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Speaker 1: when the clock right through you, when the band going down.

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Speaker 1: But to breathe, breathe, Oh, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 1: How did you get my personal number? They gave me

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Speaker 1: take care of me. I'm here, Okay. Let's take a difference.

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Speaker 1: And you knew where you were then girls were girls

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Speaker 1: this story of a lovely lady, not three barely lovely girls.

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Speaker 1: My technique is a little bit differ friend is and

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Speaker 1: maybe a little unorthodox fearless crow. The minto would be lost,

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Speaker 1: schedule appointment with you. You need to erase my personal

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Speaker 1: number from your cell phone, because God he knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, Focus,

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Speaker 1: Jared Focus. There's a lot more going on here. But

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Speaker 1: once you're making now with me and all the game,

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Speaker 1: have a good time? You know what, Jared, My patience

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Speaker 1: is fed up. I have no more patience with you now.

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Speaker 1: I need you to face suckers and get it together.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you call me? Why did you? How did

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Speaker 1: you get my number? Why you supposed to be the doctor?

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Speaker 1: You just doctor, and my doctor. Don't question my credential.

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Speaker 1: Shong Man you called me. I want to help you,

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Speaker 1: but this has gone on too farm gave me your

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Speaker 1: number for me to Steve. You know Steve, don't you? Now? Look,

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Speaker 1: I want to help you, but you are not allowing

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Speaker 1: me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who is Steven?

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Speaker 1: And how did you get my number on the radio? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm Stephen on the Steven on the radio as in

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Speaker 1: see on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy, doctor,

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Speaker 1: you have been prank You know you didn't go? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, do you have a colleague named Charles? You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna kid? Oh, look that I can't

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Speaker 1: believe Charlie did this to me? My god? Do you

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Speaker 1: know you got what? You got? Me? Flustered? I was

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? That's Steve have baby? My goodness? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Did I did I hit your favorite one? You played

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Speaker 1: too much? Did I hit your favorite one? Come right

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Speaker 1: back in? You here root playing with doctors. We need

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Speaker 1: all doctors. All well, everybody knows your name. Big up

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Speaker 1: to Dr pet you Dr Pete. I'm saying you out

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Speaker 1: there putting it much work. Big up to you, dolling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the nephew, that's what I do. I get you. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna catch me on iTunes. Uh and get your laugh

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Speaker 1: TNJ stay at Home at gmail dot com. Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject I walked

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