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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?

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Speaker 1: Elvis represents minute Morning Show. All right to fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast. I don't know what. Welcome good to

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Speaker 1: see what? Uh? So here we go. There's a Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: and there's Garrett and Scotty B and there's a straight

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Speaker 1: Nate and Scotty. Where is my naked shirt? And there's

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Speaker 1: got just say Gandhi already Danielle and uh? I think

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Speaker 1: I got it? When did I get everyone? Hey? Brody,

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Speaker 1: Hey Brody, good morning. You sound great. Your microphone is

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Speaker 1: sounding better than ever today. Know what it is? Remember

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Speaker 1: we had some Mike issues. It sounds fantastic to whatever

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Speaker 1: you did. Yes, by the way, I know you're not

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Speaker 1: here in the studio, but there's some scissors in here

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Speaker 1: that have Dave Brody written on them. Is it just me?

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Speaker 1: I can't hear. I can't hear Brody. No, I can't

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Speaker 1: hear the complemented him on his working Yes, that was

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Speaker 1: a joke. I thought we were playing a joke on him,

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Speaker 1: and like you were all in on it, and like

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Speaker 1: it Mike sucks a night? Can you hi? Hello? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, we don't have time for a fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast to keep going. It's funny. We all

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Speaker 1: thought it was a joke. If we keep going, now

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Speaker 1: we'll happen. Okay, we'll keep going. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: retell the story, guys, you can just watch keep going,

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Speaker 1: all right, So we're going to continue. So you just

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Speaker 1: watched to totally melt held down. It's so funny though,

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Speaker 1: right away we all think it's a joke. By you

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Speaker 1: put your name on your scissors, so no one was

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Speaker 1: stealing them from your desk yet off your desk and

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Speaker 1: they're in here, so it didn't work. Well. It proves

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Speaker 1: my point though, because you knew they would mine. Had

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Speaker 1: I not had my name on the scissors, they'd be

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Speaker 1: floating around. I'd never get them back. The best part though,

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Speaker 1: is the scissors are sitting in a cup directly in

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Speaker 1: front of where Brody would normally sit. And he's like,

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Speaker 1: I've been looking for a year and a half one

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Speaker 1: you're not looking that hard too, he said, when you

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Speaker 1: go put them back on my desk, why for what?

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Speaker 1: They're right there in front of you. Okay, in my defense,

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Speaker 1: I've I've only been in the studio four times in

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Speaker 1: the past year and a half. So that's why I

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Speaker 1: haven't found them. Okay, Okay, I don't think that helps

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Speaker 1: your case a lot. All right, So we have some

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Speaker 1: issues here, We have issues. Um Scotty be ripped his underwear. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've bent over in the bathroom and I just up

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Speaker 1: and the whole ass of my underwear is ripped open.

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Speaker 1: The ass whole of your underwear. The whole ass of

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Speaker 1: my underwear is ripped open. Can we see it? Can

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Speaker 1: you show the world? Can I? Yeah? Just don't show

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Speaker 1: them your your chocolate and Starfishly does this mean that

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Speaker 1: your underwear was too tight on? You know? Can you

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Speaker 1: see it? Just give a little preview? See that a boxers?

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Speaker 1: Your boxers. But here, look, I don't know why. But

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Speaker 1: in the cold, I wear boxers. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it's really cold. I wear box like they're a little

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Speaker 1: more loose than normal underwear. So how how do you

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Speaker 1: My jeans are tight? It doesn't matter it's pushed up

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Speaker 1: against it doesn't matter what I'm wearing. It's just I

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Speaker 1: need cloth in between my jeans and my skin. Now

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Speaker 1: I don't have any. But I don't understand why. What's

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Speaker 1: your question, Nate? What is my question? Yes? Back to.

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Speaker 1: I can believe I'm the one that the old guy

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Speaker 1: who has no memory is the only one that has

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Speaker 1: a memory today. Okay, So I went to go heat

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Speaker 1: up my coffee this morning, and I go to place

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Speaker 1: my cup in the microwave, and I I had to

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Speaker 1: clear it because somebody left two seconds on the thing.

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Speaker 1: Why do you leave two seconds on there? Just hit

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Speaker 1: the clear button if you and what two seconds? That's nothing?

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Speaker 1: Let it for two more seconds. This courteous to everybody

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Speaker 1: that uses that communal microwave. I don't care if you

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Speaker 1: do it. I don't care. You shouldn't have to. It's

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Speaker 1: an extra move. You shouldn't have to make it the

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Speaker 1: same as leaving the curry pot in the curry when

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Speaker 1: you're done with it. Then finished the finished your second.

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Speaker 1: I have an issue with that. But okay, So Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and I have theories as to why people leave time

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Speaker 1: steal it. If it's yours too, you can't be okay,

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Speaker 1: So me every now and then, if I'm like home

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Speaker 1: Sometimes stoners wake up in the middle of night and

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Speaker 1: you're hungry and you have to go heat something up

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Speaker 1: in the microwave. If you let it go all the

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Speaker 1: way to the end and it gives off those four beeps,

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Speaker 1: it's just more noise in the house. So I stop

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Speaker 1: it before it gets there. Then I eat my food

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Speaker 1: and I go on my head. I never thought of that,

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Speaker 1: but that's a good idea because I do that too

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Speaker 1: when I don't want people knowing I'm eating, speak eating.

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Speaker 1: I don't want what are you eating? Yeah, exactly, so

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Speaker 1: you okay, mind a little more cerebral. So if look,

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Speaker 1: I know my microwave. I know if I push thirty seconds,

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Speaker 1: I can feel it's ready, like seven. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: take it to thirty just to run the time around

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Speaker 1: to overcook it. My my My point is I want

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Speaker 1: seven because I feel it's time to stop it right.

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Speaker 1: Clear it. I'm like, why should I clear it? It It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's just it's a digital piece of equimal

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Speaker 1: because it's any more electricity. If it is a three

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Speaker 1: on it, it's not. It's part of your session. There's

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Speaker 1: a clock on that microwave usually, so that clock is

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Speaker 1: serving another purpose. But when you leave your three seconds

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Speaker 1: on there, it's always O three o'clock. It's like, no,

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Speaker 1: that's our job to clear it. You're completed clear it.

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Speaker 1: Like my kids do this all the time in the house,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, big deal. So I just pushed

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Speaker 1: clear to second. Danielle, It takes a second to put

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Speaker 1: the toilet seat down, but I bet you can plain

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Speaker 1: when it's left up. Now. They don't. They don't do

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Speaker 1: that in my house. My cousin, like Danielle, When drying

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Speaker 1: your clothes and you leave all the stuff in the

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Speaker 1: lent trap, you don't clear the lint trap right away?

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Speaker 1: Oh you should. Person's fire fire has I know, but

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Speaker 1: trap and there's no letter there, great if there is,

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Speaker 1: I just take it out, nice, easy, simple two seconds.

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Speaker 1: Can we get back then? Elvis is intuitive with his microwave,

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Speaker 1: are you like? Look to be honest, I love cooking,

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Speaker 1: and cooking with a microwave isn't my favorite thing. But

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Speaker 1: if I'm warming something up, you just kind of know, okay,

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Speaker 1: I think it could be. I don't want to over

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Speaker 1: microwave it, okay, because it ruins the food. And so

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Speaker 1: I just kind of know if it's it's like I

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Speaker 1: should turn off now. So if you knew, then why

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Speaker 1: did't you set it to that time to begin theory?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What's that, Karen? Like if you said something

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Speaker 1: for a minute thirty and you stop it with ten

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Speaker 1: that ten seconds gonna? Ten seconds can obliterate absolutely if

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Speaker 1: the directions at a minute thirty, but you feel at

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Speaker 1: a minute minute, you know, if it says directions, I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking about directions, I'm talking no, No No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about directions. If it says a minute thirty,

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Speaker 1: I do a minute thirty, okay. No. If it's just

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Speaker 1: me warming it less like enchiladas, I know, and I

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Speaker 1: can even see the bubbling and it's time to take

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Speaker 1: it out. I got left, and you'd rather do less

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Speaker 1: like I'd like to taste and go. Okay, now weaves

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Speaker 1: a couple more scents, Daniel. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: not were compatible in many levels, but on the microwave level,

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Speaker 1: you and I are together, you and me and Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: Heard you say something a second ago. I don't remember. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of the same way as you also. But

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Speaker 1: but my thing is I only pressed the thirty button.

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Speaker 1: I'll never put a time in so two minutest seconds

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Speaker 1: and I'll do it for three minutes, and then I'll

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Speaker 1: just do that too. I'll git it five times. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I will never enter a time ever? Am

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Speaker 1: I the only one who enters random digits and doesn't

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Speaker 1: do anything on the even numbers? I just do like

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Speaker 1: seven seven. I don't care if you can and if

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Speaker 1: it's if it's bubble, you turn it off at one

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Speaker 1: four four? Who cares? Right exactly? Who cares? Why do

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Speaker 1: you have to have this order in your life? It's

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Speaker 1: it's an it's a no, it's not. It's just that

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Speaker 1: leaving it the way you found it. I was always

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Speaker 1: told to leave something the way you found it, or

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Speaker 1: better if you if your food gets all over the microwave,

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Speaker 1: you should wipe it down, because I will well, that

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Speaker 1: takes more fucking effort than pushing clear and not come off.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's a digital counter. It has no brain,

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Speaker 1: it has no heart, it has no sir. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: use your car. And when I'm done, I'm just talking

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Speaker 1: to close the door. I'm just gonna get out more

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Speaker 1: ash all over here. Nate used to borrow my truck

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Speaker 1: all the time, and he would leave it empty and dirty.

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Speaker 1: I did that. I admit I gave you in my house.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put the vacum away. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: leave it the middle of the four because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: use that. What it takes to shut it off. That's it, right?

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Speaker 1: And why can't you do that? Time? Clear? Gotta be quiet.

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Speaker 1: There are so many things wrong with this world. If

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Speaker 1: that's what's bothering you. Seriously, if you want to walk

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Speaker 1: from your couch to the fridge, you don't do it

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Speaker 1: one step, one at a time. This is the very

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Speaker 1: first step of of clearing my irritation. What's that I

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Speaker 1: don't remember? Are you okay? Yeah? I don't. I gotta

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Speaker 1: get it out. If I don't get it out, you

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Speaker 1: guys like I went to Garrett, we gotta go, we

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Speaker 1: gotta go. This has been the worst fifteen minute morning

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Speaker 1: show podcast ever. What do we talk about It started

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Speaker 1: with a speed bump, but it ended on a high.

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Speaker 1: There's no one high here here. Sorry, our apologies. Probably

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Speaker 1: you're lazy. The fifteen Minute Morning Show