WEBVTT - Zelda: Shookarina Of Time 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:08.039 She knows how to um spool a yarn? What is 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:13.360 that say, lad dollar Bart will know how to know 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:14.960 it's had a spool a yarn? If you know what 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:23.120 I mean. Welcome to like a virgin. The show we 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.160 give yesterday's pop culture Today it's takes. I'm Rose damn you, 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:30.040 and I'm Fran to Rondo Fran What would you if 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.200 you had to guess, what do you think would be 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:39.800 the most fuckable pasta? I thought, I mean, my first 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.280 thought is like, um, you know, a fusili like a 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:48.159 kind of like a dense, chewy noodle that's PC so 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:52.760 it's easy to you know, fuck. Okay, So that's a 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:57.440 little more specific than than the question was intended to be. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:03.280 Because virgins, if you're on a where UM a porn 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:08.480 creator UM by the name of I actually don't know 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:12.840 what their name is, as as if it matters, UM 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:16.680 unleashed a video onto the world and which he um 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.720 fucked flesh lights full of several different kinds of pasta, 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.080 each fleshlight with a different with a different kind of pasta, 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.039 And we're not talking about like types of noodles. I 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.800 think that's where you're you're getting very specific into that 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.960 we're not talking about like he he fucked like Bucatini 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.880 versus angel Hair. That's like he was fucking. He was 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:42.600 fucking pasta dishes. So he was like las Macaronian cheese, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:49.200 um like bulonaise and um. So I did not subscribe 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.360 to his I did not buy the video so I 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.360 could find out which was the most fuckable pasta. But 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:58.440 I have watched the teaser clip that he released several 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:02.960 times and your review, Um, I mean it's weird. He 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.560 seems like a Weirdoh um, no surprise there. I think 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.320 you kind of have to be. But I also kind 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.120 of love him for this. And if I had to, 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:15.400 if I had to guess, I would say lasagna would 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:19.120 be the most fuckable pasta. There's something about it being 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.720 like a sort of pasta casserole that lends itself to 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:28.440 a certain softness. I that that that sounds wretched. I 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.360 really there are a lot of foods that I would fuck, 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.440 but pasta is just not one of them. And I 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:38.000 don't know if it's because it's like cheesy, or if 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.880 it's because it's like kind of like pec and like 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:45.520 kind of like it's got this like chewy soggy texture 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.720 that like actually sends a shiver down my spine. Like, 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.760 there's just so many foods that I would suck before. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.079 I would suck pasta. Would you are there other foods 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:56.160 that you would fuck? No? I wouldn't suck any food 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:02.160 I would fuck like a pie, okay, Jason Biggs, or 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.840 maybe maybe like a like a birthday cake, because I 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.880 don't really Oh, I would suck a cake. I would 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.919 definitely like a butter cream, but like as a joke, 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.960 not not for any sort of sexual place. I would 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.200 do it for the TikTok. Yeah. The thing about the 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:21.600 video that did um disgusted me for a second until 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.640 I realized what the purpose of it was was that 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.320 he was wearing a condom, and I was like, it's 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.440 you grow up. But then I thought about it and 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:33.440 it's food. And I don't really think you want tomato 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.680 sauce going up your urethra. No, you don't want You 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.119 don't want night shades on your dick, Mama, you don't. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.320 You don't want some that acidic quality. Okay, that's like 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:46.600 too many tomatoes. No, no, no, um, yeah, I I 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:50.560 don't understand how the internet gets to these places honestly, 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.320 it makes me think of the guy that had like, 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.320 you know, forty two loads in one day or whatever. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.360 Do you remember that guy that how many loads? I know, 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.040 I know exactly if you're talking for the virgins, if 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.520 you're not aware, sometime last year there was a guy 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.040 who decided to take forty two loads. He actually lives 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.920 like three blocks away from me because I see him 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.600 on grinding her all the time. Um, but like I 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.320 think a lot about this episode of Nympho Wars where 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:21.400 Theta talks about them the experienced poisoning effect of discourse 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.800 and how it's so much like this like subsect of 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:29.960 kink and fetish culture and how kink and just like 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.760 porn porn acting in general has become like not like 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.760 the what is the maximum amount of pleasure I can get? 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.640 And more like what is the most what is the 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:44.000 craziest experience that I can like put my body through 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:48.600 for shock value? Because like shock is like actually the pleasure, 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:53.440 like being polarizing is the pleasure. Like it's so it's 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.840 about it's about creating a meme. I mean, this guy 0:04:55.880 --> 0:05:00.320 has fucked different types of fast of like delivery pizzas before, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:07.560 Like he's fucked Papa John's versus Dominoes versus. And let 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.920 me tell you, I am not sticking my dick in 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:14.240 Papa John's. I love Papa John's. Actually, um, I think 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:17.920 Papa John's. Probably Papa John is problematic because he's a 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.800 Trump supporter, right. It's Papa John. He loves the wall 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.800 wants to build it. U. So, um, you haven't been 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.200 sucking any pizza or postiblately, what have you been up to? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.240 What have I been fucking? I did actually have sex 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:38.760 this weekend, had sex. I had sex with two different 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:42.000 people this weekend. I'm in my slat era right now. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.440 Are we going to talk about it on the on 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.360 the Potter? Are we going to just tease the virgins 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:49.960 and then we're just not Phoebe says don't. Phoebe says yes, 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.880 we have to talk about it. Should we hate about it? 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.640 I mean all the this is all I'm gonna say. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:59.240 I'm in my slat era right now because, as as 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:03.239 I might have said, I'm like trying to like date 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.200 and fuck at the same time and have them both 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.039 be fulfilling. Because if I'm having fulfilling sex, then that 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.160 like takes the pressure off of dating and I'm having 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:14.560 fulfilling dates that then that takes the pressure off of 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.640 like trying to find intimacy through sex. So I think, 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.560 like doing these two things, yeah, I'm like getting different. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.599 I'm getting the different I'm getting different needs met from 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:29.919 different places. Okay, way, maybe you're actually describing something that 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:33.040 I was searching for this past weekend because I was 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:37.240 in pursuit of dates with an individual who will not 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.200 be named UM, and long story short, I was crushing 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.279 very hard on someone UM for the better part of 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:46.400 like a week, and was in pursuit of these dates 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.880 and felt like I was putting forth all this effort 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:52.320 and not getting any reciprocity at all, despite the fact 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:55.000 that we had an amazing first date, and I was 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:58.039 realizing that part of my frustration was through the fact that, 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:02.359 like I wanted to fuck, And so I scheduled a 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.680 date with someone else who I had been sexting for 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.719 a while or just been flirting with for a while, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.240 and like we had all this kind of energy and 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.320 like they did they did already want to see me, 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:16.080 and I wanted to see them, And UM spent like 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:21.920 all of Saturday just like getting stone and watching dragons 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.920 and kind of like digging around. It was like literally 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.880 literally digging around. It was phenomenal. And also just like 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.640 I just like like I need hours of like love 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.520 sech like love bombing and like in de muse and 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:40.520 like warmth. And I think that like the next were catapulted, 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.800 but don't But don't you find that when you get 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.000 this kind of even if it's not like love bombing 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.040 or like cuddling or anything, when you get like a 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:53.280 really satisfying sexual experience, it like catapults here next week 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.840 Like it's like I feel like I have so much 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.720 more momentum and like um, Sarah Tonin and things in 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.320 my him that just makes me ready to conquer the way. Sure, 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.640 I I do feel recharged in a certain way after 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:10.160 having a lot of sex this weekend and also like spinach. Yeah, 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:13.240 and also the thing you were talking about about, like um, 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:17.120 like alleviating the nerves from someone like you're very into 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.880 by having sex with someone that you like you already know, 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.680 isn't you already? Yeah, Like that's kind of how I 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:28.200 feel about um. When I had plans with someone to 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.560 hook up this weekend and like an hour and a 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:35.400 half before they came over, I jerked off and that 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.880 made it No, It made the sex so much better 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.480 because I was like, not so like, oh, I've got 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.199 to get my nut like right now. I was just like, 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.600 I was very chill. You're making me realize right now 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.040 that I don't have a lip color on. You have 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.480 an amazing lip color on right I don't. I just 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.240 have that is all I have on is lip bomb 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.360 that is not your natural lip color. Look at my 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.080 lips next to yours. I look like I look like 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:08.840 a corpse. Wow. You look so lush you Wow. Thank you. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.000 It's because you know what, I'm so fresh faced because 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.760 I wasn't in the trenches trying to get Beyonce tickets 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:19.640 this weekend. Girl. Okay, I've like I've been waitlisted, even 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:23.319 though I'd had three different kinds of preregistration, and I 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:28.640 am worried. Virgins, If you have a Beyonce hook up, 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.600 if you want to add me to your purchasing bundle, 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.280 if you want to get into the pit with me, 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.000 if if anybody wants to help me find a Beyonce 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:39.360 hook up. I need Beyonce tickets. This is Beyonce. If 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.960 you're listening, we would love to go to your shows. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.400 You wouldn't go. You don't go to I would go 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.560 to it, you would. You don't even do auditorium shows 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.440 that much. I mean, I listen lately with all of 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.520 the ticket buying drama, I'm feeling very good as a 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.880 person who does not care about going to concerts. But 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:03.800 if someone handed me Beyonce tickets, obviously I'm going. I've 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.559 I've never seen her live before. I mean, and when 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.960 I say handed me tickets, like if someone said, here 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.200 are Beyonce tickets you can buy, I was gonna sounds 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.720 like having to deal with like a whole like rigamarole, 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.480 like just so the versions. No, I'll pay big money. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.720 I'll i will actually do some unspeakable things to you. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.480 I'll do I'll do hand stuff. I'll do I'll do 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.040 feat stuff too. I will absolutely do feat stuff. I will. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.160 I'll maybe do some piss. I will sell you my underwear, 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.760 I will sell you my socks. I will. I will 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:37.160 actually do so much. I mean, I draw the line 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.800 of I draw the line at Scott, but right, I 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:46.600 don't negotiable nigstable Um, it's actually so fucked like I'm 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.079 actually honestly like kind of worried that I won't get 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.439 Beyonce tickets because I kind of got really lucky with 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.200 Adele and I got really lucky with Chromatica, and so 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.320 I feel like, is this the one the most important concert? 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.040 Out of any concert I would the one that I'm 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:18.560 not going to get, Like, I'll be devastated. Ah, girl, 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.960 did you watch the Grammys yesterday? I did not. I 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.560 the Grammys are I think have the biggest flop energy 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:28.800 of any award show. They always take away too long, 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:33.400 the winds and losses are very inconsistent, and it's just 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.760 like kind of excruciating to watch. So at most I'll 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.520 usually watch the performance as the next day on YouTube. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.320 Um you know, obviously I was on Twitter last night, 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.160 so I was somewhat aware of what was going on. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.320 I know Beyonce I didn't win Album of the Year. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.680 I know that we want that twin obliterated. I mean, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.280 it's the only thing worth discussing. I watched the Grammys 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.719 because our friend Zack Stafford asked me to watch um 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.880 over with Sam Sander, So I felt like I was 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.280 getting like a preliminary episode of vibe Check, which is 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:08.120 kind of funny, but yeah, definitely huge flop energy. It's 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:12.000 on Golden Globes level of like floppery because they're I 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.440 think just the Recording Academy is like so busted and 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.480 they still don't know what the funk they're doing, um 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.640 watching Harry except this award. Did you see the video 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.840 at all? No, I completely avoided it. I know that 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:28.040 he said something about how people like him don't win 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:33.840 awards like this, which is like, yeah, yeah, Phoebe just exclaimed, 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:39.000 Um yeah, that's absolutely insane because um, straight white Twinks 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:42.200 have been winning awards since the dawn of time. I 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.880 would like to I would like to bestow my assessment 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.200 of what I saw on screen that is, like fully 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:51.360 just like me thinking about what was happening, but like, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.000 I think, what's whack is that, like, out of these 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.080 album of the year like artists, like the Academy is 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.240 so much more likely to throw it to like Aba 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.080 or maybe even cold Play or like or honestly just 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.800 Adele Again, like I had prepared myself for the grief 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.839 of Beyonce losing to someone that the Academy just like 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.240 would award, but the fact that it's Harry for everyone 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:22.920 involved is like so embarrassing, And that album was boring 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:27.960 as Yes, that album it is a mid ass album 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.600 with like two songs, two good songs, maybe three, Like 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.480 it is so forgettable and so not the work of 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.760 his career and so not worth awarding beyond like a track. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:42.600 And and I think that Harry knew immediately because when 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.400 you see him getting awarded, it's just like he goes 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.720 like white in the face, Like you can tell that 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.319 not only was he not expecting it, but he had 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.920 not prepared a speech at all. And by the time 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.440 he had gotten up on stage, you can see he 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.320 is realizing in real time that he's the most hated 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:04.760 man in America. And then and and he's realizing Andy 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.680 will be done with Yes, he's realizing in real time 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:13.559 the optics and implications of his win over someone like Beyonce. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.800 Let alone all of the other artists in this category, 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.920 but Beyonce. Most of all, it is about Beyonce. And 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.880 let me tell you, the first he gets up there, 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.640 he's white in the face, he's like dead, scared for 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.800 his life. And the first thing he says is he 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:33.000 goes he goes, well, you know, as recording artists like no, 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:39.440 but he's really the best, right, Like he's like, you know, 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.440 we know what this is so so silly. We don't 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.280 really call each other the best, Like there's no hierarchy, right, 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:49.480 guys like zero self awareness. He stumbles over his words. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.640 He realized, he's realizing like how bad this is, and 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:58.840 then from his mouth he sputters things like this don't 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.400 happen to people like me, and then he just like 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.000 runs away, like he just like disappears behind the crowd. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.520 He's like been cut off the mic. Like it's crazy. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.120 It is the craziest possible thing for him to have said. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.040 And I'm sure the second he got of stage, his 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.000 manager was like, what the fuck did you just do? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.440 I also I also heard his performance was bad, terrible. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.760 He was asleep at the wheel the first the first 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:26.360 like twenty seconds of him singing. I actually thought that 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.880 something was wrong, that that something really bad had happened, 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:33.040 or like something had malfunctioned right before curtain because the 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.920 first like fifteen to twenty seconds there's it feels like 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.080 there's something wrong you anybody, anybody who watched, Like I 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.560 would love to know if I was the only one 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.040 vibing on that, But I'm like scared for Harry, like 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:45.280 that they have just gonna like destroy him. And I 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:49.960 know Harry's house is about to be Harry's disasters of 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.080 it's crumbled, like Beyonce is about to huff and puff 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.120 and blow that all Dwyn, She's not going to do 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.440 it because she's so above it. Although I'm sure like 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.000 the fact that this has happened to her so many 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.400 any times, like I'm sure it does like fucking wear 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.480 on her. But she should just never go to the 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.280 Grammys again, like it's fucked, it really is, and and 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:09.920 for her to be there, it's like she doesn't give 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.320 a fuck, but it's insulting. It is at this point 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:19.240 four times over, insulting for her to lose to some schlep. Yeah, 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.480 I don't think losing to Adele was like sheppy, but 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.280 the other three that she lost to, which were back 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.600 Taylor Swift Taylor for Fearless, but that was for I 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.320 Am Sasha Fears, So like whatever, okay, fine, yeah, yeah, 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.240 I do think Fearless is a better album than I 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.520 Am Sasha Fears. But I was talking to Zack and 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.600 Sam about this after and like something that we were 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.240 talking about was just like how I'm like I actually 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:45.280 like Harry, like charming young man, a great style. I 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.200 think he has. He's like on the road to like 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.520 make better music, but he's just not making the best 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.120 work of his career right now. I don't think he 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.400 has even come close to the level that he should 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:58.720 be at, considering how celebritized he is, Like I'm much 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:02.160 more in interest it in like the celebrity of Harry 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.119 styles just but I don't. I think his music is average, 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.080 is fun, and that's why it's so annoying. And so 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.720 I think that this is a moment that is crystallizing 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.280 a lot of the problems of Harry and like what 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.360 we award and when he says things like this don't 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.720 happen to people like me, it's like no, actually, like yeah, 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.640 you're like a white cis attractive, like celebrity who has 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:26.280 risen to pop stardom, like this happens to thousands, like 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:30.200 so many people like you, um and um. The worst 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:35.200 part is he did it like while wearing queer, transgender 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:39.040 not conforming aesthetic and use that aesthetic to get to 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.000 the place that he's at and would not be at 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.200 the place that he's at without that aesthetic. And yet 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:48.480 Beyonce is like taking all of these collaborators and people 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:52.320 to make something like Renaissance where they are her lateral collaborators, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.199 and that could have been awarded instead like something in 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:58.280 it that is so much more in good conscience up 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:00.919 a kind of a willing heart of like queer and 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:04.720 trans like culture and community, and yet gets totally overlooked 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:09.600 for something that is so so watered down and so mayonnaise. 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:16.360 But you know what, at least Unholy one one truly 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:21.160 truly listen. I'm very happy for I'm so happy. I'm 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.640 happy for Kim. It was so sweet when she shouted 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.760 out Sophie. But Unholy is one of the worst songs 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:32.359 I've ever heard. Yeah, it really, it really is. I 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:36.399 mean that song is like, like I do, Okay, here's 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.399 the real problem that we're not saying. We do not 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.080 need to hear Sam Smith saying the words I'd be 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:46.439 popping it in like the Year of Our Lord, Like 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:51.159 it just smells rotten. And I think that Sam Smith's 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:52.800 new aesthetic. I know, there's like a lot of chatter 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:56.000 about like the new Sam Smith. I think Sam Smith's 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:59.720 new asthetic. Lovely love the crystals, love the thongs, the corsets, 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.000 like I think it's amazing, and I think that this 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.360 is a much more interesting era of Sam's music than 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.080 Sam Smith's previous I just don't need to see another 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:12.119 tweet that's like, if a skinny white gay war this, 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:17.400 y'all would be blah blah blah, shut up, I like stop, 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:21.800 Like it's the most base level discourse I just But also, 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.440 if a skinny white twink was wearing this, I would 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.440 hate it a lot more like I really would hate 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:30.360 it more like what Sam is wearing is still kind 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:34.320 of generic, Like this all read like Entourage photo moment 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:36.680 that they had. It feels like a watered down version 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:40.440 of things we've seen before, from like Valentino or from 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:43.880 like certain music videos. It's literally just the bad romance video, 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:47.600 and it's it's bad since it's been over ten years 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:51.879 since that. Oh my fucking god, Rose, it's fucking bad romance. 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:54.359 I didn't even fucking think about all these bitches. Is 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:59.760 her son's that's the thing, and Unholy are her little monsters? Also? 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:04.360 I hate Unholy? But how do you sleep? Went triple 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:10.560 platinum in my home? Speaking of annoying gaze, um, I 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:14.720 saw Knock at the Cabin yesterday and it was bad. Right, 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:19.280 it was bad. I thought maybe you got to defend 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:23.480 some of it. No, it was bad. It was Here's 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:25.800 the thing about m Night Chamelon, you know, like you 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:29.160 always go into his movies expecting some kind of twist, 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:32.560 and the thing about Knock at the Cabin is that 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:36.000 there's no twist. And you get the sense that like 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:40.920 that's the twist, is that there's no twist. And I 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:43.960 hated it. It was so boring. I also went and 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:46.440 read the Wikipedia summary of the book that it's based 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:51.080 on afterwards, and the it's very different and the plot 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.159 of the books on it so much more interesting. Um, 0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:57.480 you know, good performances. I thought Dave Bautisto was really great. 0:20:57.520 --> 0:21:00.960 The young child actor who plays the gay couple's daughter 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.720 was very good. Um, the gay guy in the movie 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:08.720 who's not Jonathan Groff was hot. Jonathan Groff was Jonathan 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:11.320 Groff ing all over the place. He even sang, which 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:14.119 I'm sure it's like in his contract because there's a 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:17.040 scene where they're like singing along to a song in 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:21.679 the car. It was just boring and um, I like 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.640 could just not have watched it. So wait. So spoiler 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:27.960 alert for the Virgins at the end, does the does 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:32.840 the world end? No, But it turns out that what 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:36.359 they were saying that, So the whole plot of the 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:39.640 movie is that, um, these intruders come to this cabin 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:42.080 and tell this family the world is going to end 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:46.520 unless you decide to sacrifice one of the members of 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:49.679 your family. And then they tell them that each of 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:53.080 the four people who have come there like will ask 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:56.399 them repeatedly if they're going to save the world, and 0:21:56.440 --> 0:22:00.400 when they say no, that person kills themselves, and then 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.640 the other like people also kill them and as each 0:22:04.720 --> 0:22:09.680 person dies, a plague is unleashed onto humanity, and um, 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:11.680 like they show them the TV to show that it's 0:22:11.680 --> 0:22:14.199 actually happening. They're like, no, this can't be real, Like 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:17.399 this is a hoax whatever. Um, But at the end 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:21.160 of the movie they're like convinced that it's actually happening, 0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:24.520 and so they do pick one of them to die. 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:26.879 And then at the end of the movie, it's just 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:29.640 like the apocalypse has been averted and like all these 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:34.680 crazy catastrophes happened, but they're over now and ends of them. Yeah, 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:38.520 it's it's so bad. They sacrifice a child, No, they 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:44.240 sacrifice Jonathan Groff ah, they would, but from the synopsis 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:46.159 in the book, what happens in the book is that 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.920 the child is killed by accident, but it doesn't count, 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:52.760 so they still have to kill one of them, and 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:55.280 then they ultimately decide not to and to like just 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.560 let the world end. I also think in the book 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.760 that they it never becomes clear to them if this 0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:04.679 is actually happening because they're in such a remote location. 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.840 So I don't know. I just would have preferred that 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:10.359 version of the movie, or I would have preferred something 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.639 that was more ambiguous about whether or not any of 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:16.520 this was real. So it just it was very like literal. 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.760 It was very much like holding the audience's hand all 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:24.440 through it. So one he is, He's not in much 0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:29.040 of it, but he was good. He honestly rupercrant alone 0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:33.240 would get me to watch the Servant or would suck. Also, 0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.560