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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp end of the

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Speaker 2: phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Scary, Yeah, what do you got going on?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: So Michelle wants a phone tap her friend Murna, who's

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Speaker 1: had nothing but headaches with this furniture store that she

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Speaker 1: bought furniture from. It's a whole mess and a whole

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Speaker 1: big mix up. So I'm gonna pretend I'm from the

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Speaker 1: furniture store calling to come back and pick up some

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Speaker 1: of the things that she already has and mess with

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Speaker 1: her head while she's on vacation at her friend Jessica's house.

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Speaker 1: Or Yeah, and by the way, Jessica gets a phone

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Speaker 1: tapped in this too, so it's like a double double whip.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Rna. Please.

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Speaker 3: This is she who's calling murder.

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Speaker 1: This is Joe from Yes you're not at home. I

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Speaker 1: take it because we've been trying to reach you there.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm on vacation in summertime.

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Speaker 1: We need to get into your house today and take

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Speaker 1: back the couch and the love seat. Why well, as

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Speaker 1: it turns out, we gave you the wrong order. This

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Speaker 1: order was part of a larger order that was going

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Speaker 1: somewhere else.

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Speaker 3: Oh where's my order? Out of curiosity because it's been

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Speaker 3: past twelve weeks times too, Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's in transit. Listen, I just need to get somebody

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Speaker 1: over there.

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Speaker 3: And nobody is getting into my apartment. And the foot

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Speaker 3: that youth thought that I was going to allow you

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Speaker 3: to come into my apartment and take furniture is actually

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Speaker 3: quite ridiculous for you to be tracking me down up

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Speaker 3: and around town while I'm on vacation and tell me

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Speaker 3: that you need to send someone to my apartment to

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Speaker 3: get in and take my furniture.

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Speaker 2: What are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean you you haven't really used it that much,

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Speaker 1: have you.

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Speaker 3: Listen, you know what I paid for the furniture. If

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Speaker 3: your company or your warehouse or whoever the hell screwed up,

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Speaker 3: that's your problem. It seems like the only thing you

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Speaker 3: people know how to do right is screw up.

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Speaker 1: I take a fence, ma'am to you telling me that

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Speaker 1: we're screwing up.

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Speaker 3: I don't really give a go yourself, go make the

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Speaker 3: couches yourself and deliver it to the half order that

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Speaker 3: you delivered last week last month. I don't really give

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Speaker 3: a ratsass. Go yourself. Don't call me, don't call my friends,

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Speaker 3: don't call my family. One thing, so help me.

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Speaker 1: God.

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Speaker 3: If you show up at my house with delivery trucks.

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Speaker 1: If we have to break the locks to get that

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Speaker 1: furniture that belongs to us, rightfully, we will do.

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Speaker 2: So let me know.

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Speaker 3: When you're done dreaming.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you leave your vacation and come down and

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Speaker 1: do the right thing and open up your apartment for us?

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Speaker 3: The house again, And I swear to God, you're gonna

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Speaker 3: know who I really am.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is where it gets good.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, well, I've been in breakfast. I can help you.

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Speaker 1: Nels please.

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Speaker 2: Well, my client stepped out. She won't be back till later.

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Speaker 1: And who's this?

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Speaker 2: This is a bed and breakfast. I have several people

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Speaker 2: staying here.

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Speaker 1: She answered this phone earlier.

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Speaker 2: I'll relate the message once you get here. I'll let

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Speaker 2: her know.

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Speaker 1: She's right next to you. He is not tell the

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Speaker 1: chicken to pick up the phone.

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Speaker 2: But here, where's the chicken?

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Speaker 1: Why don't she answer the phone? Chicken?

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Speaker 2: Little no, no, no, no, wait a minute, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: make me go down now because now you're pissing me off. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm going right now, if I go downw I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: smack the out of you.

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Speaker 1: Man, What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: I'm to you, I'll smell of everybody there. First of all,

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Speaker 2: don't you want to speak to you? Put a supervisor on.

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Speaker 1: I am the supervisor.

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Speaker 2: I want somebody higher than you. You are not old.

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Speaker 2: You are not the only supervisor that works in that place.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea what I smoke this morning. There

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Speaker 1: is no one higher than me right now.

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Speaker 2: Put somebody on the phone, please, okay, hold.

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Speaker 1: On, let me get my manager. Hold on? How can

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Speaker 1: I help you?

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Speaker 2: You could stop the act and put a manager on

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Speaker 2: the phone, somebody higher than you.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for your mersh is my employee

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Speaker 1: mothering you? Should I fire him?

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Speaker 2: Let me know when you're done?

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Speaker 1: Should I doc hum? A day is paint?

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Speaker 2: He said? You want to be disrespectful? Why should I

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Speaker 2: help you out?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Let's hang up and you call me again. Let's try that.

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Speaker 1: By the way, my name is Scary Jones from elvistare

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Speaker 1: Head in the morning show. And uh, you've been phone

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Speaker 1: tapped you It's all Michelle's fault. Let's stay back. For

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Speaker 1: every customer representative you have ever run and Jessica. She's

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Speaker 1: been phone tapped too.

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Speaker 2: Guy, that's so funny. I Setter, God you Elvis dan phone.

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