Speaker 1: Brand new second ate podcast for you today. It's Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and.
Speaker 2: I hope you really liked this episode. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it was kind of a fun one.
Speaker 3: I hope you don't like it at first, and then
Speaker 3: it sneaks up on it. We do.
Speaker 2: We definitely do learn a new strategy.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's new renewed strategy for getting a
Speaker 1: guy's attention at a bar. Okay, it's kind of rom
Speaker 1: coming to me, a little cheesy, but it worked for
Speaker 1: one of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on a guy. Everything works, yes.
Speaker 4: But for her she pulled off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, before we get to it, what are
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Speaker 1: can relate in this way that happened to me.
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Speaker 1: you listen to the brand new second date starting right now.
Speaker 3: The second date of date. I want to ask alexis
Speaker 3: a dating question? Yea, But I know that she would
Speaker 3: never do this, So I'll ask a more uninhibited person
Speaker 3: brook your single days. If there was a cute guy,
Speaker 3: how many times would you attempt to get his attention
Speaker 3: before you finally gave up and settled for his dad?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: What's the maximum number of times that you would go in?
Speaker 1: I'm not a subtle person, so normally I would just
Speaker 1: approach the dude and start chatting with them, and then
Speaker 1: if they pushed me off, then I move on to
Speaker 1: the next physically.
Speaker 2: I mean the next. If the next dude at the
Speaker 2: bar happened to be his dad, then so be it.
Speaker 3: You're a one strike and it's done type of policy.
Speaker 2: Get take the hint.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, well, you're different than one of our
Speaker 3: listeners who admits that she had to try multiple times
Speaker 3: to get a cute guy's attention until it finally worked,
Speaker 3: so maybe we can all learn a lesson from her.
Speaker 3: Her name is Angie, So Angie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hi, thank you.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're a more subtle lady than I or.
Speaker 3: You really got to spell stuff out for us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we don't know anything about this guy or how you
Speaker 3: met him, so tell us the whole story. Like what's
Speaker 3: his name?
Speaker 6: Oh, his name is Jason, And I met him like
Speaker 6: just out at the bars as my friend a little
Speaker 6: while ago.
Speaker 3: Okay, And was his father with him too? Or was
Speaker 3: it just like a guy's night.
Speaker 6: It was a girl's night for me. I was there
Speaker 6: as a bunch of my girlfriends, but he was just
Speaker 6: there with like one other.
Speaker 3: Money And so you saw Jason come into the bar
Speaker 3: or how did it work?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like noticed him come in, and when he did,
Speaker 6: I turned my girlfrien and so I was like, oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, he's so cute. They were like giving me
Speaker 6: suggestions on what I should do. So they were like,
Speaker 6: go order a drink, like over near where they're at
Speaker 6: the bar.
Speaker 1: Maybe like if you can catch his eye, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you can get a free drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a lot of options for you.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I went up and I ordered like right
Speaker 6: next to him, and I even like bumped into him
Speaker 6: so that I could apologize.
Speaker 1: I would guess, I don't know, because I'm not a dude,
Speaker 1: but I would guess no matter what, he'd be flattered
Speaker 1: by all of this, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well I would think so. But I guess he thought
Speaker 6: it really was an.
Speaker 1: Accident, yeah, okay, or he's not single, Like you don't
Speaker 1: know that some random person across the bar is single.
Speaker 3: Okay. So that was strike number one, the attempt that
Speaker 3: didn't work.
Speaker 6: So I went back to my friends and I was like, well,
Speaker 6: I guess he's not interested.
Speaker 3: I did all the what you said. I went to
Speaker 3: order a drink and I bumped him from behind, made
Speaker 3: him spill everywhere. Nothing's working, get in the line, all
Speaker 3: of us for another okay, So what was your next try?
Speaker 6: Okay? So their next suggestion was like to go back
Speaker 6: up when I finish my drink and order another one,
Speaker 6: but this time order like next to his friend and
Speaker 6: start and explaing to if I could make him jealous?
Speaker 2: You make him jealous? What are your girlfriends saying? Like
Speaker 2: it sounds like an empty bar and you're the old
Speaker 2: does not have a girl.
Speaker 3: Girl is drinking.
Speaker 6: Well. The second time, the friend actually did start talking
Speaker 6: to me, but then I started to feel like he
Speaker 6: was interested in me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that would have made him a little bit
Speaker 3: more jealous if you had started making out with his friends.
Speaker 6: And then I don't want to get the situation where
Speaker 6: I'm breaking bro code.
Speaker 5: You know you're thinking, right, Actually.
Speaker 3: I like this. I mean, at what point do you
Speaker 3: ever get to a conversation with him or does that
Speaker 3: even happen?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're getting there. So I go back to the
Speaker 6: table and I'm like, okay, I really think he like
Speaker 6: doesn't care. And I'm drinking my drink and I'm getting
Speaker 6: a little tipsy because I drank the first one a
Speaker 6: little fast. And then they were like, okay, this is
Speaker 6: a dumb idea, but we think you should go up
Speaker 6: and fall fall, like for friend to trip and fall
Speaker 6: next to him, walking up for.
Speaker 2: You and say, seeing, look at that cute girl. She
Speaker 2: likes you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, have twenty drinks and fall in
Speaker 3: front of him, then love you.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying it was the best idea, but it
Speaker 6: was the one we came up with.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: So I did that, and.
Speaker 1: So did he notice you then or did he turn
Speaker 1: back around and just keep drinking.
Speaker 6: No, that time at worked. He noticed and he like
Speaker 6: got up and helped me up, helped you, Yeah, he did,
Speaker 6: he did.
Speaker 3: He's a good guy.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: So now this is your inn. What do you say?
Speaker 5: What was your line?
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, sorry, I think I'm just a
Speaker 6: little bit tipsy, Like I really need to sit down.
Speaker 6: Would you mind like walking me to a table? And
Speaker 6: he sat down with me just to make sure I
Speaker 6: was okay, And we ended up talking for like thirty minutes,
Speaker 6: and by the end we like had exchanged numbers and
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I'm free next Friday, and he
Speaker 6: was like, okay, cool, I'll like text you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh wow, okay worked well.
Speaker 6: I thought it did, but then I never got a call.
Speaker 3: That's where we are now.
Speaker 2: I still think that he could be in a relationship.
Speaker 6: You're right now.
Speaker 3: He could have just done it to get her out
Speaker 3: of his way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's never going to end. She said she was
Speaker 2: a drunk girl falling in the bar brook.
Speaker 3: Do you give out your numbers to guys who asked
Speaker 3: for it drunkenly? Just out of kindness, no text right now.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so easy to block a number.
Speaker 6: Why not.
Speaker 1: I just think that if he's like in a new
Speaker 1: relationship or something and whatever and he doesn't call back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point. And how long did you
Speaker 3: say it's been since this bar interaction.
Speaker 6: I think it's been like a week and a half.
Speaker 3: Still Hazy still got a concussion when she found right
Speaker 3: that hangover plus the bruise, saying you needed time to
Speaker 3: get yourself back together. So we we'll get ourselves together.
Speaker 3: We'll come back. We'll call Jason for you, and we'll
Speaker 3: try to get you your second date update. Even if
Speaker 3: we have to try three four, seven hundred times to
Speaker 3: get him on the phone. We'll do it, one of
Speaker 3: us will. Right after this hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: There's a reason they call it falling in love, oh,
Speaker 3: because sometimes you literally have to fall down in a
Speaker 3: bar to get a guy's attention. Wow, And that's what
Speaker 3: our listener Angie did on purpose to strike up a
Speaker 3: conversation with a guy named Jason, but it did. It
Speaker 3: was actually her friend's idea to fake a tumble, but
Speaker 3: it ended up starting the connection. He helped her up.
Speaker 3: They sat together for a while, just chatting and getting
Speaker 3: to know each other and checking for concussion symptoms.
Speaker 2: Wow, let me check your pupils one more time.
Speaker 3: So romantic. But after they exchange numbers, there's really been
Speaker 3: no contact between Angie and Jason.
Speaker 2: God, he hasn't even called to check up on her.
Speaker 3: I know, what a chuir. And here's the thing. My
Speaker 3: plan going into this is not to tell him that
Speaker 3: the fall was just a ruse designed to get his attention. Jeff,
Speaker 3: I like being on the same page with you about
Speaker 3: this stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, was going.
Speaker 1: To mention it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just clarified.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: But it's weirdy you have to even say it out loud.
Speaker 3: Angie, are you okay with us not bringing up that
Speaker 3: it was done on purpose?
Speaker 6: I didn't even think that was an option.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, all the options are on the table. It's good
Speaker 3: that we're all on the same page though, that we're
Speaker 3: not going to say that, Yes, you're not still hung
Speaker 3: up on one of your ex boyfriends, right, because I
Speaker 3: won't bring that up either. Okay, You're really lucky that
Speaker 3: I'm the one driving the car on this one, because
Speaker 3: we're going to stay right in between those two lanes.
Speaker 2: So should we bring up childhood traumas?
Speaker 6: Now, you always can, only if I get a second date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good stipulation.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to be shocking that people still call
Speaker 2: it for I know, entertaining.
Speaker 3: We just know how to do this. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: dial Jason. Let's see if he answers. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: is this Jason?
Speaker 5: This is him? Who's this?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Man? We're actually a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jason, welcome, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: I'm Jeffy.
Speaker 2: He's not Jason so Strong.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery. H Hello, Yeah, okay, up, my bad.
Speaker 3: Let me just tell you what we're calling about, because
Speaker 3: this is a segment we do call the Second Date Update.
Speaker 3: We're trying to help out one of our listeners get
Speaker 3: in touch with you after you met recently at a bar. Okay,
Speaker 3: girl named Angie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was never any real first Yeah, you like
Speaker 2: helped her.
Speaker 5: I helped her get up off of the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, that girl girl. We're just calling her Angie
Speaker 3: because that's her name, and we know you didn't hang
Speaker 3: out for too long. But there was a little bit
Speaker 3: of a connection romantically maybe between the two of you
Speaker 3: that night, maybe a little bit of a spark laugh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did laugh a little bit there.
Speaker 2: Okay, like a good laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you laughing? Romantic laugh?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know about having a romantic connection there.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well maybe maybe that was a little bit strong.
Speaker 3: But she felt like that you guys were hitting it
Speaker 3: off and there could be and you exchange numbers. She's
Speaker 3: a little bit confused that afterwards you haven't reached out
Speaker 3: to her at all.
Speaker 5: I don't know what she remembers.
Speaker 3: Oh, she mentioned she had a couple of dreams.
Speaker 2: What did she do?
Speaker 5: Well, she fell?
Speaker 2: Well I know that part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard I'm talking about it sounds like something
Speaker 1: embarrassing happened or embarrassing Brooks.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like I do that every time I'm watching.
Speaker 5: In a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Was there more than the falling?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what it was? She was interested in me,
Speaker 5: and that's interesting. So I was asking her questions about
Speaker 5: herself because I was open to the possibility.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, okay, there you go. So I mean
Speaker 3: it sounds like something changed your mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah. When I asked her what makes you laugh? Yeah,
Speaker 5: it took her a while to think of the answer.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a hard question even though it's answered.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was I was helping her. I was
Speaker 5: giving her suggestions different movies, TV shows.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, And what did she say?
Speaker 5: Well, what makes her laugh is videos of little children
Speaker 5: falling down and getting hurt.
Speaker 6: Isn't that what America is? Funny?
Speaker 3: Some videos? Yeah, Instagram pages is called the kids getting hurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But what really was that a red flag? Too? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's a that's a pretty strong red flag.
Speaker 1: And maybe she was trying to be funny because she
Speaker 1: had just fallen down.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, let's not make excuses for her. Let's let's
Speaker 3: hear what is it about children falling down that's so
Speaker 3: off putting.
Speaker 5: It wasn't just that she said, yeah, sometimes on Instagram
Speaker 5: I might see videos of kids falling down. It was
Speaker 5: that she had saved in her phone compilations. Oh wait,
Speaker 5: and anytime she's got a bad day or had a
Speaker 5: long day, she comes home and opens these videos of
Speaker 5: kids falling down.
Speaker 3: But I do it, I approve, Jason. Why is that
Speaker 3: like a big red flag to you that she finds
Speaker 3: humor in children falling getting hurt.
Speaker 5: It's not one video, it's not a couple ofdeos. She
Speaker 5: has dozens of videos.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, did you give the videos a chance? Did
Speaker 1: you watch any yourself?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she was trying to show them to me,
Speaker 5: but she couldn't get to them wherever they were. She
Speaker 5: had a head injury.
Speaker 3: From falling.
Speaker 1: She's laughing trying to find them, even she was more
Speaker 1: drunk than can cusson.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Jason, the good news is it sounded like
Speaker 3: you were genuinely concerned about Angie's well being checking in
Speaker 3: on her. Sure, and I'm happy to inform you that
Speaker 3: Angie is fully recovered, doing really well. In fact, she's
Speaker 3: on the other line of this phone call right now,
Speaker 3: probably just laughing at the idea of children falling all
Speaker 3: over the place.
Speaker 6: But I don't like them getting I'm not saying the
Speaker 6: injury part it's funny, but like people falling is funny,
Speaker 6: and when they're little kids, like, they're just more awkward.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but why do you have so many of them?
Speaker 5: You told me you have over one hundred videos.
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, I just if I see one and
Speaker 6: it makes me laugh, I save it for a bad day.
Speaker 6: And I just like, I don't know, they build up.
Speaker 6: It's not like I've been that's the only thing I collect.
Speaker 6: It's just like one of the things that I will save.
Speaker 5: Given that's different than what you told me. You told
Speaker 5: me the only thing you save are videos of them falling.
Speaker 5: You even said kids falling downstairs crack you up the most.
Speaker 6: I mean, you asked me what made me laugh, and
Speaker 6: I told you, And now you're being super judgy about it.
Speaker 5: Well, I wasn't gonna call back up. Monsters sits at
Speaker 5: home watching the.
Speaker 2: Jason, you are not sounded very funny right now.
Speaker 6: Don't knock until you try it. You wouldn't even watch one.
Speaker 6: So how do you know you should the page?
Speaker 3: Go follow it?
Speaker 6: Like, I have this video of this little kid in
Speaker 6: this little Ranger car and he like drives into like
Speaker 6: this little vine and he you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 5: It's so fucky you drive a monster truck into a ravine.
Speaker 5: That's sick.
Speaker 2: Oh come.
Speaker 6: Well, I think I have my answer here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, last, just to be you know, totally
Speaker 3: fair on this, we do need to offer Jason, we
Speaker 3: would send you on an official first date with Angie
Speaker 3: and we would pay for it, if you're willing to
Speaker 3: give her a chance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think we're going to get along very well.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, I mean what makes you laugh?
Speaker 5: Oh? I like classic clowns from the seventies.
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventies.
Speaker 6: Clown I mean you mean those things that terrorize children.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, look, maybe you guys have more in
Speaker 3: common than you realize, Jason.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a lot of slapstick in clown work.
Speaker 5: You see a kid get squirted in the face with
Speaker 5: a flower, Those aren't true clowns. That's sort of the
Speaker 5: downfall of Okay.
Speaker 2: All right, you know it sounds like you like the
Speaker 2: French clown face.
Speaker 3: Well, if this whole thing is finished and you two
Speaker 3: aren't going to be going out, then I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: come out and say it, just so you know, Jason,
Speaker 3: Angie really is into falling, not just kids falling, but
Speaker 3: adults too. Because she orchestrated the whole falling thing just
Speaker 3: to meet you. Why would you do that? Well, it's over.
Speaker 3: It's over. He's already said that he's not into it.
Speaker 2: What point are you trying to make.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying she's really liking falling. That's her love
Speaker 3: language layer, weird.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 4: Did you two together for a little listen to our show, jeff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's bring a child in here and have
Speaker 3: them fall over, so get you back on my side.
Speaker 6: Mind, I'm not interested in him anymore anyway. So yeah,
Speaker 6: I fell for you, and I regret it.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. I think the question that we
Speaker 3: really need to ask ourselves here is how many videos
Speaker 3: of children falling can you save in your phone until
Speaker 3: it becomes a red flag? He said, ten children, one
Speaker 3: hundred children, a thousand children falling.
Speaker 1: It's only a red flag if it's the same child
Speaker 1: falling over and over again, and that child isn't yours.
Speaker 4: That's that's all you have on your phone.
Speaker 2: If it's different children, you're cool.
Speaker 3: Man point. I mean, it sounds like most people in
Speaker 3: this room were on Angie's side, saying it's funny. It
Speaker 3: shouldn't really be that big of a deal. Doesn't need
Speaker 3: to be a red flag.
Speaker 1: They took the time to look up the account he
Speaker 1: follows and seven over seven million people followed the account
Speaker 1: about kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is very popular, that's true.
Speaker 2: It was funny. I watched quite a few videos.
Speaker 3: I agree. I think they're all litally funny. But maybe
Speaker 3: he had some sort of experience in his past where
Speaker 3: he fell as a child, drove his power wheels into
Speaker 3: like a coy pond, and that memory has stuck with
Speaker 3: him forever.
Speaker 2: Creepy Clown shared him.
Speaker 3: Yes, he seems like a serious guy, I know. Thank
Speaker 3: God for Bozo and all of his weird clownings.
Speaker 6: Oh man, it.
Speaker 2: Makes sense that his buddy's name was Gary.
Speaker 3: That checks out, So it didn't work out for the
Speaker 3: two of them, But it doesn't mean it can't work
Speaker 3: out for you. And whoever you meet in the world,
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back, and go check out all
Speaker 3: of our second dates. They're up online wherever you get
Speaker 3: your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey