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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take that, earl.

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Speaker 1: Arms speaker, is anything more horrifying and blood curdling than

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Speaker 1: telling people true stories from your past.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm scared, not the truth.

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't confess anything true about myself ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, scared to do it.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, one of our listeners is brave enough to pull

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Speaker 1: it off right here on the mass speaker, and she's

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Speaker 1: chosen to use the fake name Stephanie today. So Stephanie,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: I like how it's brave when you disguise your voice,

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Speaker 3: use a fake name. No one knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are you know what Stephanie?

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Speaker 3: You do?

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Speaker 1: You not even that than I ever would, Stephanie. But

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Speaker 1: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So you company's been having this Halloween hotlut thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, our company does that too.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a soup one this year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone has to bring a dish Halloween theme. But

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Speaker 4: unfortunately I was put in charge to organize the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: So I thought to go around begging people to brain

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Speaker 4: stuff and sign them up.

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Speaker 2: What a terrible job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you should quit your job.

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Speaker 4: And the best port is if they didn't sign up,

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Speaker 4: then they'd ask me to make several things.

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Speaker 2: Wait for that.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, and like here I am up all night right,

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Speaker 4: I'm making like cake eyeballs zombie brain cupcakes, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My gosh, for other people, like I feel like your

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Speaker 3: coworkers are so entitled, of course, and.

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Speaker 4: The thing is I'm in part of it, so I

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Speaker 4: have to bring in you know, Halloween, Oh, the best

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Speaker 4: of separate hands, bacon meat loop.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is there any chance that you work at our company

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Speaker 1: and you're doing it? Like I know, I never volunteered

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Speaker 1: to make anything. We're doing soup? Yeah, yeah, competition they

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Speaker 1: changed it.

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Speaker 3: Remember that one year that someone brought in a dish

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Speaker 3: that looked like cigarette butts.

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Speaker 2: It was so gross.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember how they did it, but it was

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Speaker 3: like edible cigarette butts on Halloween.

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Speaker 2: It was so nasty people again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So, Stephanie, I mean they put you through a lot.

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Speaker 1: Clearly you did not like it.

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Speaker 2: I hated it things, So what's the secret.

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Speaker 4: So three weeks before last year's potluck, an anonymous complaint

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Speaker 4: came in and the company complaint box o potluck is incentitive,

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Speaker 4: it's traumatic. His grandfather was killed by cannibals and the

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Speaker 4: congo Oh what what?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Because so that severed hair on meat loaf probably didn't

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Speaker 2: sit well.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with them brought you right back to that

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Speaker 1: trip through the Amazon.

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Speaker 4: The foods with the body parts are stressful reminding them

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Speaker 4: of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, now I kind of get you think. And

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Speaker 2: you know who wrote the note.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who would have put that in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you does.

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Speaker 1: It's a mystery. Certainly not the person who's vocally like

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Speaker 1: hated it for years. And to add on to the end,

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Speaker 1: whoever does make all this stuff is a very nice

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Speaker 1: and good person obviously.

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Speaker 2: Deserves a race.

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Speaker 1: Asplat. So what happened after the complaint came out?

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Speaker 4: You know, the next thing, you know, they cancel the potlve.

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Speaker 2: I bet you were so sad. God, PC culture at

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Speaker 2: its words.

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Speaker 4: So super sad. And I'm here ordering simple pizzas. I

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Speaker 4: have a lot less work to do, like so sad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So all you gotta do to get a Halloween party

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Speaker 1: canceled at your company is just anonymous complaint.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be very specific.

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Speaker 1: Yes, do you have any relatives that were eaten by

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Speaker 1: some sort of tribe far away?

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Speaker 2: Maybe someone drowned in soup since that, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: A like tragic Lily Wonka accident fell into a giant

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Speaker 1: vat of cheddar broccolid.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Albert me rest and tomato soup. Peace.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you feel any like guilt or remorse

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Speaker 1: that you kind of got the tradition canceled at your company, Stephanie?

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Speaker 4: What I mean? They also took down the scary decoration,

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Speaker 4: so it's like more PC, but it's also like and

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Speaker 4: kind of nice.

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Speaker 3: She likes it because she's You're probably one that had

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Speaker 3: to put up the decorations to begin with, singing always

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Speaker 3: the one person in the office that does all of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: So you know a few of my coworkers, well they

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Speaker 4: were so sad because they were looking forward to the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't have to do anything and they got

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Speaker 3: free lunch out of here.

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Speaker 4: An You're like, yeah, whoever did it?

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Speaker 1: Fess up?

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Speaker 2: That person is the worst.

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Speaker 4: I hate that.

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Speaker 1: Great grandfather that got himself eaten. Yeah okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: went too far. Yeah all right, Well, you know, I

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Speaker 1: hope you have a happy Halloween, Stephanie, Oh, I would it.

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Speaker 4: Could be so quiet.

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Speaker 1: I don't get scarred during Christmas. To cancel that one too.

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Speaker 1: The text in seven eighty five nine too. If you

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Speaker 1: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 1: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 1: next mass speaker. You got your phone tap coming up next?

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.