Speaker 1: And there was a problem.
Speaker 2: Where to your mother? Here he is here, you are
Speaker 2: two mommies, two cool moms.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you everyone for tuning in. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: I'm Joe Gatto, I'm Steve Burn and this mommy had
Speaker 2: a little too much box wine last night. A lot.
Speaker 1: Somebody got their shardenay on.
Speaker 2: They're boxed shardon eye. I feel like a bloated river
Speaker 2: corpse of myself, like like on CSI when they poke
Speaker 2: a stick and you just see this body turnover. That's
Speaker 2: what I feel. I'm so puffy. And did you you
Speaker 2: don't look good? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you have one of those moms that would like
Speaker 1: shoot you straight and tell you stuff like that, because
Speaker 1: my mom straight up like oh she would audible, ugh,
Speaker 1: you know like things I got. But you're so handsome,
Speaker 1: You're so handsome all the time. But then like when
Speaker 1: you were off or something, She's like, I remember one
Speaker 1: time I got.
Speaker 2: A seize his hair cut, seize a haircut. No, no, old,
Speaker 2: I was. I was late in the game.
Speaker 1: I was like I was like late twenties, like where
Speaker 1: I made a decision and it was the wrong one.
Speaker 2: Do you have pictures in this? I think there's one
Speaker 2: in existence.
Speaker 1: Because this is before this digital photography was like a
Speaker 1: big thing. I think I have one photo of and
Speaker 1: if I do, I'll put it in right here to
Speaker 1: make sure it has straight like it was a ball haircut,
Speaker 1: which is called the Caesar, but it was basically a
Speaker 1: bull hat.
Speaker 2: You looked like but you you thought you were George Clooney,
Speaker 2: but you look like the owner of the Raiders. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I looks I looked like.
Speaker 1: It looked like it happened by accident, and I tried
Speaker 1: to make something like out of the accident, like I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I told you said season, I think,
Speaker 1: I was like, and then he's like, oh, I'll fix it.
Speaker 1: He was terrible, And I remember I walked in the
Speaker 1: hause and my mother looked me in the face and went, no,
Speaker 1: that's not a good look for you.
Speaker 2: Get my hat.
Speaker 1: And I looked terrible in hat. So I had to
Speaker 1: ride out the season.
Speaker 2: Why do you look bad in hat?
Speaker 1: Because my because the nose combination, it comes down to
Speaker 1: the front of the I can't wear a cap.
Speaker 2: I've never got into a cap.
Speaker 1: Really, But you don also don't like sports, that's why, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a direct reflection because there
Speaker 1: are caps that are dedicated to sports, but I.
Speaker 2: Mean most most, like, especially in New York, you're either Yankees, Giants, Uh,
Speaker 2: what's the other Rangers or your Islanders Mets Jets.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, and that's that's always. All of those
Speaker 1: teams play sports. They all play sports, and you never
Speaker 1: wore any of those.
Speaker 2: No, I got into I never really got into a
Speaker 2: hat thing.
Speaker 1: I used to.
Speaker 2: I had men's figure skating. I had men's figure skating hat.
Speaker 2: And if you figure skating, you asked me if I
Speaker 2: want to do it this year? I'm like, Joe, are
Speaker 2: you sure?
Speaker 1: Because the Luke Williams out of Czechoslovakia's got some got.
Speaker 2: Luke Williams out of Czechoslovakia. That sounds like a very
Speaker 2: Czech name. Show. That's all I came up with.
Speaker 1: What I had a hat that was a Charlotte's Hornets hat.
Speaker 2: That's all back in the day when they came out,
Speaker 2: that was the thing that blights them up.
Speaker 1: So anything that was TL I love. I had the
Speaker 1: good Baby. Yeah, so I used to wear it backwards.
Speaker 1: I used to wear my hat backwards because I when
Speaker 1: I wore forwards, I always had the way I looked,
Speaker 1: but I thought backwards was like kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to go to Ken Griffy. I did style.
Speaker 2: I can griffet it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did not look good though, even a backwards
Speaker 1: even a backwards cap.
Speaker 2: We got to find a good cat for you. You
Speaker 2: wear for doors though, right.
Speaker 1: I do rocket Fedoro comically, and it also looks good.
Speaker 2: I do. It startled as a joke on the road
Speaker 2: I wore I went to Uh oh God, I forget
Speaker 2: the name of the store whatever, but it's a popular
Speaker 2: like Hatchain And I was in Nashville for that comedy
Speaker 2: festival where at and Uh. I was like, I never
Speaker 2: bought myself like a nice hat, so I bought. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to buy a nice for door.
Speaker 2: It's black. I put it on. I was like, this
Speaker 2: looks cool. I wore it one night to the comedy store.
Speaker 2: Within thirty seconds I got of the car. What the fuck? Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you solving a crime piece. It's just like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 2: took it off, dush it up. My I've never worn
Speaker 2: it since. I got pounded pounded by like like like
Speaker 2: six six guys within two minutes.
Speaker 1: You pummeled well, that sound. That's gonna be funny.
Speaker 2: Take that clip out and then just troup bas and
Speaker 2: beats to it. We should make sure that we're talking
Speaker 2: about HOMEO Buy six guys. We're talking about that fight.
Speaker 1: For sure, for sure, But I uh, you and a
Speaker 1: Fedora would probably give me who's the villain from James
Speaker 1: Bond vibes?
Speaker 2: Asian one? Job?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He had like a bowlers cap though, wasn't it? It's
Speaker 2: just it's not gonna look good on me.
Speaker 1: Who is the side Who is the Asian sidekick for
Speaker 1: Green Hornet?
Speaker 2: Oh? Katokay that Cato right now? I'm cool. Yeah, job
Speaker 2: was like he looked like Bruce Lee if he just
Speaker 2: ate ARB's all the time. Just looks like a fat
Speaker 2: roal Ton piece.
Speaker 1: But hey, don't don't talk all about odd job. He
Speaker 1: was a He was a formidable adversary for Double O seven.
Speaker 2: That's right, it was. He gave him some tough times.
Speaker 1: But I I wear Fedora and I look kind of
Speaker 1: like Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 2: You look good in I remember you you got one
Speaker 2: in the UK and you wore it. Well.
Speaker 1: We talked to Marie. They are expensive. If you get
Speaker 1: a proper cap, they're expensive.
Speaker 2: They are expensive, and.
Speaker 1: We talked to Mari into buying one because we pretended
Speaker 1: that he looks good in the store and we made
Speaker 1: him buy a two hundred and fifty dollar Fidora. It
Speaker 1: was promised him how good he looked. And then as
Speaker 1: soon as we walked out, As soon as we walked
Speaker 1: out of he got it.
Speaker 2: I was like, are you an idiot? And he still
Speaker 2: has it? Did he ever wear it? He wore it
Speaker 2: actually on the Dinner Party show we did.
Speaker 1: He he looked like he was like he liked to
Speaker 1: say he looked like a young Indiana Jones, but he
Speaker 1: looked like an old Indian.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wish I could get into a cap, especially when
Speaker 1: I have like bad hair, Not that there's much going
Speaker 1: on anymore, but like when I have a bad haircut
Speaker 1: and stuff, I always wish I could get into a cap.
Speaker 1: But I suffer through with a bad Yeah, I wonder
Speaker 1: what looks worse though?
Speaker 2: You know what looks I think the hat every guy
Speaker 2: could look good in. Are those like the Irish cap.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, Andy cap? Yeah, every
Speaker 2: guy looks good in those. I've never seen anybody put
Speaker 2: one on and not look good, Like if a door.
Speaker 2: I get it. I get it a baseball cap, Like,
Speaker 2: there's certain ball caps I can wear. You go to
Speaker 2: lids and you get them. I look like make a wish.
Speaker 2: I look like, well you hear Homer from Mickey, Like,
Speaker 2: I look so bad because my head is like a
Speaker 2: little just a little smaller. There's differently it is. You
Speaker 2: have it off like features. Yeah, you do have dolphin features. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Your blowhole is really weirded by six guys. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The hat height, it plays a big like a trucker
Speaker 1: cap on you would be ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There's some I just can't wear. You look like a
Speaker 2: pe dispenser. Jesus, I'm gonna need some advice out to this,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: No, but hey, seem I saw short. You look great
Speaker 1: in a cap. I've seen you in a hat a
Speaker 1: couple of times. You look great in a suit.
Speaker 2: But I love a good suit.
Speaker 1: I put on a suit, I look like I'm going
Speaker 1: to either do a funeral or some an next girlfriend's wedding.
Speaker 2: Like that's what I look when you put on a
Speaker 2: suit and wear it to my show. Yes, the funeral
Speaker 2: is my show. It's the end of my career. Every
Speaker 2: night I wear a suit but but I we had
Speaker 2: a discussion about this the other night, about dressing up
Speaker 2: for a show. We feel it's important because people paid,
Speaker 2: they got a ticket, they got a sitter, they went
Speaker 2: out to dinner. It's a night for them. So you
Speaker 2: think the aesthetics help adds the evening? Oh, for sure.
Speaker 2: I think the aesthetics help for my act, to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, because it's like, at least it looks
Speaker 2: good you're dressed up. It's like, oh, he looks sharp,
Speaker 2: and then you're just ripping on everybody. And you know,
Speaker 2: but I like warness suit. I think it kind of
Speaker 2: cleans it up. I do like a tie.
Speaker 1: I have a good tie collection. Now talk to me
Speaker 1: about the not you do. Do you do a windsor
Speaker 1: or do you do a slip knot?
Speaker 2: I do a slipknot, skinny. I always wear a skinny tie,
Speaker 2: skinny tie, A big tie all the sudden, I look
Speaker 2: again like a pet dispenser because my little head and
Speaker 2: there's a big tie.
Speaker 1: I do a fat tie.
Speaker 2: You do a fat tie? Do do fat ties? I
Speaker 2: think you gotta be bigger to have the well I
Speaker 2: am bigger, so thank you. You're not bigger. You're you're broad,
Speaker 2: you mean broad broad? Yeah, you gotta have some girl.
Speaker 1: I do look like I do look like a clown.
Speaker 1: I do look like, you know, the clown with the seltzer.
Speaker 1: Like when I have a fat tie on it, it's
Speaker 1: like a windsor my body running around. So I got
Speaker 1: to be careful with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's important, though, to have people in your
Speaker 1: life that keep you honest if you look good or not.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I mean you were talking about our
Speaker 2: moms and my mom like literally the last time I
Speaker 2: was home, she came up to me and I said, hey, mom,
Speaker 2: and she just took her finger and poked me in
Speaker 2: the stomach, and that meant loose, so fucking we evause like,
Speaker 2: good to see you, always good to see you. Just
Speaker 2: didn't say the stone face poker face just boom sent
Speaker 2: a message. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1: I when I moved to La in O three, I
Speaker 1: had come home and I didn't really eat much when
Speaker 1: I was out there because couldn't afford it. And I
Speaker 1: came home and I was down to like one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty pounds, which is not really yeah, which I
Speaker 1: looked like a one hundred and sixty five I guess well,
Speaker 1: it was I'm five ten, what sixty would be. I
Speaker 1: went to the I'm five nine and a half. I
Speaker 1: went to the doctor. They told me I'm spposed to
Speaker 1: be one hundred and seventy five pounds. So I'm morbidly
Speaker 1: obese right now, I mean, what the who's doing the math?
Speaker 1: Because I've seen morbidly obese and I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm chunk, but you're not your slender I think I
Speaker 2: think some people just gain weight in certain areas. Some
Speaker 2: people it just it's it fills out to the.
Speaker 1: Point of your belly.
Speaker 2: I was going to point to your belly, yeah, because
Speaker 2: I think yours goes there, but you don't get it.
Speaker 2: You don't seem to get it in your cheeks.
Speaker 1: But it once I hit a threshold, the belly gets
Speaker 1: full and it works its way up and it stops
Speaker 1: going to get the jowels. I get the big I
Speaker 1: get the jow I get the next, I get a
Speaker 1: couple of the chinny chincens here and what I have
Speaker 1: to do that And that point is because that you
Speaker 1: can see.
Speaker 2: That stuff in pictures. Right. Oh, sure, I'm always.
Speaker 1: Okay when I have clothes on, But once you start
Speaker 1: getting these underneath.
Speaker 2: Everybody's great and clothes on the minute. Everybody yourself in
Speaker 2: the mirror every day the last ever since COVID hit.
Speaker 2: I take every every day I look at myself naked
Speaker 2: before I get in the shower, go right tomorrow, tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and then I come out to here, and it's like,
Speaker 2: you gotta get a Sicilian with the bug. I'm like,
Speaker 2: we ate a full pie yesterday, two of us Delicious,
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Speaker 2: On it, shall we indulge? Yeah, let's do it all right,
Speaker 2: two cool mommies. Let's active what we do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what we do here is we help people with
Speaker 1: life advice.
Speaker 2: We had two strong mothers. Our moms were brutally honest,
Speaker 2: always gave us great advice, and we took I think
Speaker 2: we took the benefit of the superpower they bestowed us it.
Speaker 2: And here we are dispelling great advice to you guys.
Speaker 2: We'll kick it off with this first one. There's an
Speaker 2: asterisk next to great though. Yeah, okay, so I'm trying
Speaker 2: to explain to my friend why dogs are better than cats?
Speaker 2: How can I convince them? Now? You are obviously how
Speaker 2: many dogs do.
Speaker 1: You have right now? We're at seventeen that's this episode,
Speaker 1: this episode next week, and we'll see how many with
Speaker 1: the numbers are at seventeen we're at. But I will
Speaker 1: say this, I'm not on the team of people that
Speaker 1: try to pick one better than the other. This room
Speaker 1: for both.
Speaker 2: No, there's not. There's absolutely not. I will buck against
Speaker 2: the grain. I am a cat person between the two.
Speaker 2: I love dogs. Okay, I would never own a dog.
Speaker 2: It's too much. I hear I hear it in the
Speaker 2: claws on the floor. Anybody comes near your house, just
Speaker 2: the bar gang. It's just like, fuck it is. It
Speaker 2: is a lot.
Speaker 1: There is something to a cat that has to be
Speaker 1: able to sustain itself and you don't have to really
Speaker 1: bother about it. But that's not what a pet's about.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I love cats, you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about it. But then why you're getting a pet?
Speaker 1: Like the thing about a dog is that it's part
Speaker 1: of your family.
Speaker 2: But a cat, you like, you just drop it in
Speaker 2: the litter box for it could be it could be
Speaker 2: three months old, it could be a month old, it
Speaker 2: could be six years old. You drop it in the
Speaker 2: litter box, you never have to worry about it taking
Speaker 2: a deuce anywhere in the house. It's like, oh, it
Speaker 2: just it just knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it also water guns shit like out of
Speaker 1: its ass's territory. So I'm not gonna talk about that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna say that it knows about the box, but
Speaker 1: super soaker.
Speaker 2: It's super soaked.
Speaker 1: Out of its buttthole, and everybody just doesn't talk about it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: but it's the letter box, so don't even get me
Speaker 1: startled in that. But I do like cats. I enjoy
Speaker 1: I enjoy cats.
Speaker 2: There was like a scale of the spraying out of
Speaker 2: the bubble. Would it be at least like eight points?
Speaker 2: For sure? It'd be back down? Yeah, that is a
Speaker 2: big hair Balls is another thing. Oh yeah, I'll take
Speaker 2: a like any day of the week. Okay, But a
Speaker 2: dog is gonna hump a pillow, Yes, it's true. A
Speaker 2: dog is gonna hump a leg if you're lucky. So
Speaker 2: fucking gross. Did you see a pink thing come out
Speaker 2: of that tube sock? And just like it needs friction
Speaker 2: and stuff? I mean, it's hilarious when it's done to
Speaker 2: somebody else in Pittsburgh. I can't believe I forgot this.
Speaker 2: I should, you should talk about this on stage. But
Speaker 2: my neighbor had a huge dog. It's one of those
Speaker 2: Marmaduke dogs and always slobing and everything. My mommy, My
Speaker 2: mom is like five two. This dog list in heat
Speaker 2: or something, ran and tackled my motive. Mama, it's flowing
Speaker 2: my mom. My mom is screaming. It was just collapsed.
Speaker 2: Who was crying? Left? How old are you? I couldn't
Speaker 2: save my mom because I was like, wait, oh god,
Speaker 2: I'm hard. How old are you? I was like sixteen,
Speaker 2: you were able to do so? I was totally able
Speaker 2: to do so, but I was crying. I was laughing
Speaker 2: so hard. I was like, the dog is taking my
Speaker 2: mom to town and she's just like get.
Speaker 1: I forget her, like Barney, get out, get and it's.
Speaker 2: You did nothing. I fucking did nothing, absolutely nothing. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Gab, I ever forgot about that. Well. I
Speaker 2: could see what you think, cats. I think it also
Speaker 2: depends on how much investment you want to give in
Speaker 2: your pet, right if you're somebody that loves to give attention,
Speaker 2: loves to receive attention. I think a dog's the one again.
Speaker 2: A cat, it's gonna come chill with you when it
Speaker 2: wants to. It's gonna do its own thing. It's on
Speaker 2: its own timeline, It's on its own time. I think
Speaker 2: that's true with most people too. People. There's people that
Speaker 2: are dogs and there's people that are cats. Like I'm
Speaker 2: a lone gun. I like doing my own thing. I
Speaker 2: just I'll come in when I want. I just I
Speaker 2: don't know. There's people like Burt Kreischer that's like it's
Speaker 2: like a labrador. It's like.
Speaker 1: My head, You're You're like a farah, You're the farrel
Speaker 1: cat of comedy. Steve Burn, I'll flip and reverse it
Speaker 1: for you. What's what are some of the most useless pets?
Speaker 2: Because for me, you go, that's the first one out
Speaker 2: of your mouth. Yes, you ever been in somebody's house?
Speaker 2: Like I got a ferret? It's like where is it?
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it's never around, it's always high thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, why do you have? It's like Roy
Speaker 2: Wood's a bit about going to the zoo. It's like,
Speaker 2: is your a tiger in the tacker cage? Like where
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 1: I think your friends are just lying to you and
Speaker 1: they don't have ferrets in your falling bird joke, but
Speaker 1: you go with that all the goldfish or like turtle.
Speaker 2: I love turtles. I don't know what is it? Pet
Speaker 2: I really will I always, I told my wife, I always,
Speaker 2: at some point I want to get like a pond
Speaker 2: in the backyard have turtles. Because at the Librea tar
Speaker 2: Pits they have a turt They had a turtle pond
Speaker 2: for years, just this huge indoor pond, all these turtles,
Speaker 2: and I would just go and sit there and watch
Speaker 2: them and be mesmerized. And I don't know, for some reason,
Speaker 2: I just did. They're just chill in. They're cool, they
Speaker 2: got the shell. It's like a are you waiting for
Speaker 2: them to come out? Like start doing karate? Like what
Speaker 2: are you doing? Like you said, there's something very tranquil
Speaker 2: about watching just a pond full of turtles. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had two turtles growing up. You did classic names,
Speaker 1: of course, Shelby and Myrtle separate times in life. One
Speaker 1: I started hand feeding lettuce and it wouldn't take the
Speaker 1: food by itself, and it died because I went away
Speaker 1: and it died.
Speaker 2: The other one, I'm not just come back and it's
Speaker 2: a shell. Yeah. The other one I think I.
Speaker 1: Let go into the into the creek because I felt
Speaker 1: like it needed to be free, and I had this
Speaker 1: big creek by my house.
Speaker 2: How can I ask you something real quick? How how
Speaker 2: uneventful is freeing a turtle? It takes a while, Like
Speaker 2: you're free? Go.
Speaker 1: I went home for an hour and I came back
Speaker 1: five feet away. But my brother in law, Vinnie, was
Speaker 1: dating my sister at the time and he had to
Speaker 1: stay over because he lived in Queens, so my parents
Speaker 1: gave him my bed, and he didn't know that I
Speaker 1: had I had a turtle tank and the turtle was
Speaker 1: nocturnal for some reason, and I had fake like astro
Speaker 1: turf and it was just walking and so all your
Speaker 1: heard was a.
Speaker 2: Scratch like on the turf.
Speaker 1: And Vinnie was laying in the bed, not knowing I
Speaker 1: had a turtle, like what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: What's living in the walls?
Speaker 1: When he didn't sleep all night and the next morning
Speaker 1: you told my sister and he's like, oh, it's a turtle.
Speaker 2: He's like, what turtle? So he told my house was
Speaker 2: infested with the rats. And like, but he didn't think
Speaker 2: to like examined her, like look around the room. No,
Speaker 2: I think he was scared ghosts. But like having a turtle,
Speaker 2: it's just like you feed it and you walk away, right,
Speaker 2: It's yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: First, you do tricks. I had parakeets growing up. I
Speaker 1: love paraks Chichi and cha cha.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's got to be the worst pet
Speaker 2: to have because they're always chirping and ship right, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're always Oh fuck that. Yeah, no, I'm not for that.
Speaker 2: That's awful. Why would you do that to yourself? How
Speaker 2: old were you? I was twelve eleven twelve. Did they
Speaker 2: like sit on your finger and you did? Yeah, they did.
Speaker 2: They would do it, I would do They would do
Speaker 2: a loop around the room.
Speaker 1: Well no, chi Chi was great. Chatcha we got chatcha
Speaker 1: and when they came in it was no good. Oh
Speaker 1: they had some domestic to spirits.
Speaker 2: I think the two of them in the case. Really
Speaker 2: they bit each other and stuff.
Speaker 1: A little bit. They went at it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They might have been the way they had sex. I
Speaker 1: was I was too young. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: It was before Nationals don't have birds just lay eggs, right, and.
Speaker 1: Then somebody's got with something and something.
Speaker 2: I don't think birds do birds bang? Do you guys? Know?
Speaker 2: You guys birds bank? Birds bang like an ostrich, I'm sure,
Speaker 2: but like paracutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you sure about an ostrich?
Speaker 2: Where they I mean they're huge, I mean, I mean
Speaker 2: they're laying eggs too, But I don't birds don't.
Speaker 1: Know they I've seen videos where the one guy's flapping
Speaker 1: really hard another ones underneath.
Speaker 2: I thought they just like I thought, they're like fish
Speaker 2: where they lay an egg and then the other fertilizes it.
Speaker 2: Am I adam here through the hard shell? How are
Speaker 2: they getting anything through that hard shell? How they feel
Speaker 2: the fertilized? But like like a fish, they fertilize that
Speaker 2: like the women, the females.
Speaker 1: Right, the female eggs the woman, the woman, the woman
Speaker 1: fish drops drops eggs on the bottom and the male
Speaker 1: one comes over and does a crop dusty that's right, right,
Speaker 1: But there their eggs are like porous, so that it
Speaker 1: could get in with you're talking about a hot boiled egg.
Speaker 2: You think birds can't bang birds back, I'm gonna look
Speaker 2: at the things so you know, for fact, birds bang
Speaker 2: birds reproduced sexually.
Speaker 1: When it's time to reproduce, the male bird gets very
Speaker 1: close to the female bird and puts sperm inside the
Speaker 1: body that is from the google.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess it's true, because I.
Speaker 1: Don't know how you even thought the science worked because
Speaker 1: I never thought about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, just saw an egg in the nest and
Speaker 2: that was it. So you believe the whole stalk here.
Speaker 1: As a man in his late forties who has children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes in the bottle and then the stook coat.
Speaker 2: There we go. Okay, all right, well I really watched
Speaker 2: that one. I love it. You go like cats? I
Speaker 2: like dogs and cats.
Speaker 1: If you have to pick one, I go dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, here we go number two. I have always okay,
Speaker 2: this is word of different. I always have a feeling
Speaker 2: that I'm not meant for a normal job doing normal things.
Speaker 2: Is that a bad thing? Well, you were talking to
Speaker 2: two people. I don't believe that we're good for normal jobs.
Speaker 2: I think you could have excelled at a normal job. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if my heart wasn't it probably yeah? Yeah, So I
Speaker 2: would just surmise that this individual probably is creative in
Speaker 2: some capacity or lazy as all hell.
Speaker 1: One of the two things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the lazier creative or or a lazer creative.
Speaker 2: That's right. Ya, that's right.
Speaker 1: I think you're the well define normal job. Like are
Speaker 1: you talking about are they talking about like a nine
Speaker 1: to five where they're not excited. Look, you got to
Speaker 1: be excited about what you're doing, but you also got
Speaker 1: to put you know, food on the table.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Yeah, you gotta find a middle ground at
Speaker 2: this time for both. Yeah, commerce meets creativity. I think
Speaker 2: I think most people think a normal job cubicle name tag,
Speaker 2: having a boss telling you what to do. But if
Speaker 2: you're a freethinker, I think I think you go after
Speaker 2: your creative instincts, enable them, pursue it, and if you
Speaker 2: can make money doing it, then even better. For sure.
Speaker 1: I I think that sometimes people stray away from the
Speaker 1: job because I think they have to give up that
Speaker 1: part of their soul for for their job.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I think you always have to just chase your passion
Speaker 1: as you're doing the job too.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. I'm still like, like
Speaker 2: in my head, I'm like trying to tetris like bird
Speaker 2: bodies and see how they like, cause they're well, the
Speaker 2: one lace on the back. One lays on the back. No,
Speaker 2: a bird doesn't land. They do a missionary style. It's
Speaker 2: for sure. They have like little legs and so right,
Speaker 2: so they spread easy, you know, like just see a
Speaker 2: nesty see these two little gloves. The reason why I
Speaker 2: don't call a birdy style. Hold on, let me get
Speaker 2: back to that.
Speaker 1: Let me get back to the web beer. Hold on,
Speaker 1: bird's mate with something known as the cloacal kiss cloacle cloacal.
Speaker 1: The male mounts the female from behind me doing Oh,
Speaker 1: they did a nasty bird, nasty bird? Why do they
Speaker 1: call it birdie style? That sounds so much more fun.
Speaker 1: She arches her back. That's good, that's it. I would
Speaker 1: have to see it and lose.
Speaker 2: Her tail to one side. Oh, she gotta move, she
Speaker 2: got to open it up. It's like when a girl
Speaker 2: wears a thong and you you don't want to take
Speaker 2: the thong off the side of That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: But why don't they call it birdie? The birdie style
Speaker 2: is so much better? Can we start to that? Oh?
Speaker 2: How was last night was greater? I got this girl?
Speaker 2: We did a birdie style.
Speaker 1: It's so much cleaner because your mom got a doggie
Speaker 1: style and she's probably excuse me, from the neighbor, not
Speaker 1: from your pae. I was like, that's doggy style. Your
Speaker 1: mom did get attacked by a bird outside? Was like, Bartie, get.
Speaker 2: Off of me. By the way, how great would that
Speaker 2: be if like a condor just came down and like
Speaker 2: just mounted my mom style? Yeah? I don't know. I okay,
Speaker 2: so I don't. I don't talk about it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: forgot my mom got plaid by my neighbor's big dog.
Speaker 2: I totally forgot. I told that story. I'm like you
Speaker 2: talking about my mom. I'm getting drilled doggie. I was
Speaker 2: just talking about that moment. I would never Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would suggest anybody who's creative or whatever who.
Speaker 1: Gets this, who gets to decide that it's called doggy
Speaker 1: style versus birdie style.
Speaker 2: Snoop, that's right. If he was Snoop Birdie bird, that'd
Speaker 2: be different.
Speaker 1: Snoop Birdie bird. Would we gotta you are quick?
Speaker 2: You gotta bird stoop Birdie bird. You don't love me,
Speaker 2: you just love my Bertie star. That's funny. I don't
Speaker 2: know what wouldn't in my six faults.
Speaker 1: He's got it again, all right, Okay, go after your
Speaker 1: dream but paid.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that people we had a little more information.
Speaker 1: I need more information, but I will just say a
Speaker 1: thing that I've learned is don't be afraid of work
Speaker 1: because you have to put the work in. And that
Speaker 1: means with even to pay the bills are also chasing
Speaker 1: your dream. You got to put in the work.
Speaker 2: I think, by the way, most people suck at their job.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, like you, how many places you've gone, especially
Speaker 2: since COVID, and how many restaurants I have been to
Speaker 2: where just like nobody cares. I went to a restaurant
Speaker 2: in New York City and I sat at the bar.
Speaker 2: The bartenders like peeling limes or something like that, never
Speaker 2: even address me. And I'm just sitting there waiting and
Speaker 2: waiting like nobody's here, like I'm your only customer. And
Speaker 2: then I think, eight minutes in, she walks over and
Speaker 2: I was I was like, now it's a game. Now
Speaker 2: gonna wait till she comes over. And when she came,
Speaker 2: I go, I'm good, thank you, I got a lot.
Speaker 2: Because she's like this, it's crazy great. I think even
Speaker 2: if you hate your job, it's still your job. Have
Speaker 2: a little pride in your job, because.
Speaker 1: It's if you're not talking about having a bad day
Speaker 1: versus not loking your job though, like some people have
Speaker 1: a bad day and like a bad shift or whatnot.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that comes and goes, that's what you feel.
Speaker 2: But if you're overall miserable.
Speaker 1: In your job, I mean that that's hard to exist
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: Get another job then, yeah, especially these days when there's
Speaker 2: so many open Yeah, I would sugger. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I hate when My biggest pet peeve is when people
Speaker 2: don't care at their job. And as someone that served tables,
Speaker 2: like in my twenties up until I went full time
Speaker 2: as a comic, it's like, I know what that's like.
Speaker 2: It sucks, I get it. But I still like every
Speaker 2: table is like, oh, this is their dinner. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: they came here for reasons, so I'm going to try
Speaker 2: to make this as pleasant as possible. And I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just it really irritates me when you're walking past
Speaker 2: and you see somebody in their water's not filled. It's
Speaker 2: like fill the water. Yeah, I don't but I hate it.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I also just realized as you
Speaker 1: were telling that stuff very nice that chee Chi and
Speaker 1: Cha cha will probably just and not fight banging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought they were as a twelve year old boy,
Speaker 1: I thought they were fighting. What they were getting it
Speaker 1: on in the cage birdie style.
Speaker 2: And the turtle was jerking it like that was it.
Speaker 2: He's like everybody, it's like a wild kingdom over there.
Speaker 2: Did you ever hear this is? So? This is like
Speaker 2: it had a turtles dive.
Speaker 1: Let's not even get into it. I mean had a
Speaker 1: turtles bang.
Speaker 2: But turtles lay eggs right.
Speaker 1: Oh, here he goes again. I think just think that
Speaker 1: everything lays eggs and eggs. I know the sea turtle
Speaker 1: they bury the things. Yeah, I know that, But how
Speaker 1: do they get fertilized. They they have to get they
Speaker 1: have to have some.
Speaker 2: Well I think that like the sea turtle, the female
Speaker 2: goes and buries the eggs. Obviously they must be turtle banging.
Speaker 1: So yeah, turtles, uh they haveloakia that that word same thing.
Speaker 1: They opening the tail, right, and that permits intercourse and
Speaker 1: egg laying and removal during made in, the male hooks
Speaker 1: his tail under the female.
Speaker 2: He has a claw like hold on at the end
Speaker 2: of his I'm gonna lay down and point my toes
Speaker 2: while you tell the story. More time to think about it,
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 1: Anything that lays eggs, well, they have to they have
Speaker 1: to be fertilized first and then they're laid. That's the
Speaker 1: that's the difference, Fisher. The only ones that drop their
Speaker 1: rings like they don't care, Like they're throwing change in
Speaker 1: the fountain and they're like, hopefully.
Speaker 2: Some one of these wishes come true. That's right, the
Speaker 2: numbers game Fish. Yeah, all right, all right, I'm learning
Speaker 2: a lot today. I didn't. You know.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing about two cool moms. We and
Speaker 1: we appreciate and we help people just be better all around.
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be a very good
Speaker 2: question for you.
Speaker 1: What's it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Obviously they're they're expressing their adoration for you and
Speaker 2: what you meant. You've made my day so many times,
Speaker 2: you know, recently, times haven't been good to all of us,
Speaker 2: and as each day passes, there's some kind of a
Speaker 2: sorrow in the heart. How do you get rid of
Speaker 2: the hurt in the heart?
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 2: I think that's a mistake that people make.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have that part of the hurt and
Speaker 1: sorrow is part of you and your journey. So what
Speaker 1: you need to do is work through it and not
Speaker 1: ignore it, right, And I think that's a big part
Speaker 1: of being able to deal with what life is thrown
Speaker 1: at you, because it's not all happy, it's not all rainbows,
Speaker 1: but that time of sorrow makes you realize and appreciate
Speaker 1: the times of happiness even more.
Speaker 2: Right, So, if you don't know, it's like yin yang.
Speaker 1: If you will, you know, if you don't know that
Speaker 1: part of it, then you won't appreciate the other parts.
Speaker 1: So that's for me.
Speaker 2: I think what you're saying is because I think some
Speaker 2: of the issues Sometimes when somebody's dealing with, you know,
Speaker 2: a bad day or a travesty or whatever it might be,
Speaker 2: you know something especially impactful, it's like I got to
Speaker 2: get over this, or like a bad break, I got
Speaker 2: to get over this. I don't think you get over it.
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think you are. You carry
Speaker 2: these battle scars along the way, and they do become
Speaker 2: a part of your decision making your outlook on life.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think you got to kind of almost
Speaker 2: embrace it. Sure, you get affected by all of it.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is like there's a difference between
Speaker 1: being so said that you can't operate of course, like
Speaker 1: if something a big travesty happens or whatnot, tragedy, and
Speaker 1: then you need to deal with that. Sure, if something
Speaker 1: bad happens to you or it's all there's all levels
Speaker 1: to all of it. Sure, so you have to be
Speaker 1: able to process each thing in its own way. I've
Speaker 1: had I've had the full run of things, I think
Speaker 1: at this point in my life forty five years, and
Speaker 1: I would say that the most as you could do
Speaker 1: is just identify it and.
Speaker 2: Deal with it.
Speaker 1: I think that's the best way to do it. And
Speaker 1: for me, it's always laughter. It's always laughter. It's always
Speaker 1: finding something that makes you laugh, something that makes you
Speaker 1: forget a little bit, so you could have time to
Speaker 1: mentally process things and escape a little bit, you know,
Speaker 1: even a half hour a time, you know, putting on
Speaker 1: an episode of something or listening to let's say a podcast.
Speaker 2: H.
Speaker 1: You know, just escape a little. I think I think
Speaker 1: things like that always definitely help. But to ignore it
Speaker 1: is a problem. To have to try to get over
Speaker 1: something is a problem because like you said, I think
Speaker 1: these with full scar tissue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean too, I don't know, you always
Speaker 2: analogize things, I guess and just you know, internally selfishly right.
Speaker 2: And so I think there's times too where the easy
Speaker 2: thing to do as a comic, especially on your road,
Speaker 2: and you're dealing with some or you walk into a
Speaker 2: showroom and it's desolate and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's only like fifty people here and it's Sunday, and
Speaker 2: it's like, I don't want to be here. I want
Speaker 2: to go home, and it's like I'll get a drink
Speaker 2: and then that drink turns into another drink, into another drink,
Speaker 2: and then it just you know, you wake up depress
Speaker 2: and you're doing a podcast the next day. But I
Speaker 2: think that that route is never, never a healthy option.
Speaker 2: It's a quick fix. It gets you distracted, and I've
Speaker 2: been guilty of it for sure, quite a quite a
Speaker 2: few times, quite a lot. We appreciate the honest here,
Speaker 2: especially lately, but I will say I know myself very well.
Speaker 2: I'm a pretty upbeat person by nature, and when I
Speaker 2: do have a beverage, it is always done under social circumstances.
Speaker 2: I've never made a drink for myself at my house.
Speaker 2: I've never. I just never in your hotel room. Never
Speaker 2: in my hotel room, unless like.
Speaker 1: It's also social setting. It's part of a always if
Speaker 1: you will.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like, if I'm hanging out folks are having a
Speaker 2: good time, it's like, oh, I'll have a drink, and
Speaker 2: then the night takes off and it becomes that much
Speaker 2: more enjoyable. And but I think that that coping mechanism
Speaker 2: sometimes is it never works out, well, right, never works out,
Speaker 2: would you call?
Speaker 1: But every time it happens, it's not a coping mechanism.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the time where the stars are aligned
Speaker 1: that you're dealing with something and then that situation presents
Speaker 1: itself because sometimes you're just you'll be in a good
Speaker 1: headspace and you go out and have a good time.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, I would say I could probably count on
Speaker 2: my hand the times I've been, you know, most likely
Speaker 2: on the road and dealt with some bad news and
Speaker 2: I just said to myself, you know, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a drink tonight, r you know, to
Speaker 2: take the edge off. And again, even in those circumstances
Speaker 2: when I've done them, I know, my my everything is
Speaker 2: telling me it's probably not a good idea and then
Speaker 2: you do it and you wake up the next thing
Speaker 2: you feel like shit and it's like that was a
Speaker 2: horrible like. So I've just personally, in my own personal experience,
Speaker 2: have found that that's never the answer ever and.
Speaker 1: And for me too, it's always a support system. It's
Speaker 1: people that you could trust, people that you know have
Speaker 1: your interests, and just try not to go through things
Speaker 1: alone because that's hard. That makes it way harder. I
Speaker 1: think people around you that care about you, or you
Speaker 1: care about or are there for you in a way
Speaker 1: where you can just have fun and find some laughter
Speaker 1: and smiling. I mean that's big for me now.
Speaker 2: I think that really helps to the only the only
Speaker 2: people that have ever benefited from my Sara have been strippers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure in a big way.
Speaker 2: Not me what they did. But oh, can I tell
Speaker 2: you a story? Oh? I don't know, can you? This is?
Speaker 2: I wait? Can can you? You're editing? So you could
Speaker 2: edit this out? Okay, but I did go to a.
Speaker 1: No podcast story that should be on the podcast starts
Speaker 1: with you could edit this out right, Well, let's give
Speaker 1: us the baby.
Speaker 2: Somebody's crutching numbers next door in this studio and then
Speaker 2: next door. You're gonna hear this. So I went to
Speaker 2: a strip club with and the it was Gareth Reynolds,
Speaker 2: great comic, and I was like, let's just go to
Speaker 2: strip club. My thing at a strip club is I
Speaker 2: don't go to a strip club to like like get
Speaker 2: strippers to give me a lamp. I go and I
Speaker 2: find like the most not appealing stripper and maybe the
Speaker 2: one that needs the cash the most. And I find
Speaker 2: her and I'm like, oh my god, okay, that's the one,
Speaker 2: and I go, my buddy, can you and I just
Speaker 2: start peeling off money and now my buddy's stuck with
Speaker 2: this stripper that he wants nothing to do with. And
Speaker 2: this girl must have just rocked a deuce and she
Speaker 2: was rubbing her bottom of them and she rubbed her ass.
Speaker 2: There was a streak. This is so groose. So I
Speaker 2: had to buy them a T shirt the gift shops.
Speaker 2: From the gift sho.
Speaker 1: So disgusting. Never seen anything like, Well you picked the
Speaker 1: right one in that night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Sorry. So I don't know if we
Speaker 2: want to keep that in.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how we even got there.
Speaker 2: Well do strippers lay eggs? And I was like, gotcha
Speaker 2: they do, they do, they do something else they do
Speaker 2: they do? All right, well, next question, But to go
Speaker 2: to to something you were saying though real quick about
Speaker 2: I think not to just internally process things. I think
Speaker 2: one of the healthiest, healthiest things you can do is
Speaker 2: I think sometimes when you when you're burning with pain
Speaker 2: and you're carrying the pain, I think every time you
Speaker 2: maybe talk to a close confident or somebody you really trust,
Speaker 2: you take the steam out of it a little bit.
Speaker 2: And I always tell my kids, I'm like, something's bothering
Speaker 2: you right now, you should let it out. Otherwise you're
Speaker 2: gonna carry it and it's gonna stay with you and
Speaker 2: it festers, and it's best to tell me what's bothering
Speaker 2: you and communicate. In that way we can get through
Speaker 2: this together.
Speaker 1: Even if you can't help people, you shouldn't look for
Speaker 1: solutions because sometimes solutions, the thing that helps you solve
Speaker 1: it for yourself is letting some of it out, like
Speaker 1: you said, And.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes if somebody's pulling you aside and saying, hey,
Speaker 2: can I tell you something, the best thing you do
Speaker 2: just listen. They just want to get it out there.
Speaker 2: Don't offer unless they ask you for advice, just receive it,
Speaker 2: receive it, be there for that individual, and you do
Speaker 2: everything you can be supportive. But I think the most
Speaker 2: support you can give somebody is to just listen. Sometimes
Speaker 2: they just want.
Speaker 1: To be heard.
Speaker 2: Very good mommy, Thank you, good advice, mommy, Thanks mom,
Speaker 2: such a great mom That's great? All right? Do I
Speaker 2: want to do this one? This one's this one might
Speaker 2: be serious.
Speaker 1: Let's get that one.
Speaker 2: The one we just did was kind of serious though. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 2: I suffer from bipolar depression. How do you get through
Speaker 2: days that are just hard from the get go? I
Speaker 2: would say seek professional advice first off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know nothing about that.
Speaker 2: I know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: I think you should probably expand your search past the
Speaker 1: Instagram request message.
Speaker 2: I think if you know, a bipolar is like a
Speaker 2: big thing.
Speaker 1: I know some people who have in their family, and
Speaker 1: that's something you need some serious, serious help with that.
Speaker 1: People can help you.
Speaker 2: There is absolutely medication how this helps recalibrate the chemistry
Speaker 2: within your.
Speaker 1: Therapy things of all that nature, all that stuff that
Speaker 1: I'm not equipped to help you with. But I'm here
Speaker 1: to say, you know much love to you, and I
Speaker 1: hope that you get to help you need.
Speaker 2: But there are there are certainly days that are hard
Speaker 2: from the get go for everybody, And I think, uh again,
Speaker 2: I think. I think like you said, it's like you
Speaker 2: do something that makes you feel good, you know, and
Speaker 2: you find that laughter is the key to yours. I
Speaker 2: find carbs to be my.
Speaker 1: Later Cars really solve most of the world.
Speaker 2: I just read this article the other day and they're
Speaker 2: like the five foods you should stay away from Ding,
Speaker 2: pizza Ding, It's like everything I love.
Speaker 1: It's like you can easily change the title to that
Speaker 1: to Steve's favorite five favorite foods, and it was the
Speaker 1: same list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my five food groups. Yeah awful. Yeah, But I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, if somebody's saying, hey, I gotta just the
Speaker 2: day just started off so so horribly for me, what
Speaker 2: do you say.
Speaker 1: I'm always a big part of like identifying what the
Speaker 1: problem was and then trying to see what you could
Speaker 1: do about it, and if.
Speaker 2: You can't do anything about it, try to move on,
Speaker 2: especially can right, you know, I would say it's your issue,
Speaker 2: deal with it. I'm going, yeah, well, he's.
Speaker 1: Got he's got his own things.
Speaker 2: He's got to deal with it. So I don't have
Speaker 2: time for the shit best to you.
Speaker 1: Steve Bird's life advice, Good luck to you.
Speaker 2: Deal with it. But you're my dad alone, Ack, daddy,
Speaker 2: do you love me? It's complicated, complicated, complicated. Okay, I
Speaker 2: think you're gonna like this one. I need some too
Speaker 2: cool moms advice. Oh that's us. She came down the
Speaker 2: right spot, you came in the right place. We are
Speaker 2: two moms and we are cool cool. Why won't my
Speaker 2: kids get along? Thirteen year old girl eleven year old boy?
Speaker 2: And that says everything you need to that's thirteen, he's eleven.
Speaker 2: That's the answer in the question. Somebody put a curly
Speaker 2: one on the soap, and that's when shit goes down.
Speaker 2: That's when life changes. Okay. I do think that puberty's
Speaker 2: the that's the game change. And if you're thirteen and
Speaker 2: you're a girl, she's laying eggs. That's the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the problem. No, I mean even I mean the boy.
Speaker 1: I remember when I hit puberty, I became just so.
Speaker 1: I had so much hormones and dealing with everything was
Speaker 1: like I was frantic. I was just frantic. I didn't
Speaker 1: I had so much energy. I had so I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I was doing with myself.
Speaker 2: But you're in a good position to share advice because
Speaker 2: you had older sisters, you were the younger boys, and
Speaker 2: it seems like it's the same situation.
Speaker 1: Right, So I'm trying to think when I was eleven
Speaker 1: and my sister was thirteen, I mean, we absolutely hate
Speaker 1: each other and she's my best friend. Now, I think
Speaker 1: that thing just those though you hear it, I mean
Speaker 1: that trope rings true because it runs us course, teenage
Speaker 1: boys teenage girls. When you have two you know, preteens
Speaker 1: or teens, they're gonna fight, they're gonna they're forming opinions,
Speaker 1: they're becoming that And I think what you need to
Speaker 1: do is just what I always got from my mom
Speaker 1: in those situations, which I loved, was the answer to
Speaker 1: work it out, and she put it on us, and
Speaker 1: I think that's huge. I think incerting yourself in a
Speaker 1: way to become the problem solver is just going to
Speaker 1: debilitate that relationship and not help them figure out themselves
Speaker 1: as they're developing. So for me, I love that about
Speaker 1: in hindsight and as a parent now like I love
Speaker 1: that it's like figure it out, you guess figure out
Speaker 1: exactly you know there's something that's gonna need some help,
Speaker 1: of course, but a lot of the stuff if you
Speaker 1: just make them figure it out, make them figure it out,
Speaker 1: and they will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I you know, I want to go to
Speaker 2: roller sclaiming class. It's like, we'll figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a bus down the street. Yeah, get a dollar,
Speaker 2: thirty five year old enough, I'm nine, figure it out.
Speaker 1: Put the roll skits on a grab buok, a hubcat.
Speaker 2: Fully fly like that's a string to it. I'm sure
Speaker 2: they're going to pass the roller rink. But I think
Speaker 2: that I think it it's maybe one of two things. Right,
Speaker 2: you got to weather the storm, you got to ride
Speaker 2: it out. You got to understand these next six to
Speaker 2: seven years, this is the way it's going to be, because,
Speaker 2: like you said, I think anybody in your teen years,
Speaker 2: you're trying to establish identity. You're trying to figure yourself out,
Speaker 2: especially you know in a school type setting. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: who hasn't felt awkward and uncomfortable and you're trying to
Speaker 2: be cool and separate yourself from your family and be
Speaker 2: your own person. Right, I think the only thing that
Speaker 2: could perhaps maybe bridge that gap, and it's I think
Speaker 2: it's a band aid is an experience. Yeah, you give
Speaker 2: the kids an experience. You go somewhere together, like rock climbing,
Speaker 2: where there's a start and a finish and a sense
Speaker 2: of accomplishment at the end. And maybe they need to
Speaker 2: rely on each other in terms of spotting or holding
Speaker 2: something physical or whatever it might be, where there's there's
Speaker 2: an end goal and they accomplish this feat together, whatever
Speaker 2: it might be. I think if they have that experience,
Speaker 2: then absolutely it's something that they can look upon each
Speaker 2: other and go, oh, we did that together.
Speaker 1: That's some really sound advice right there.
Speaker 2: Now, and then this all comes through. You got it
Speaker 2: right now, and then get.
Speaker 1: Yourself a pen on the water.
Speaker 2: You'd be great. This. Mommy's had a little too that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch a Hallmark movie and get under the
Speaker 2: covers an hope a kitty cat curls up my legs,
Speaker 2: it doesn't spray in the face, it don't come in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: super soked mommy over the blanket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. I love that. I think
Speaker 1: making memories is always great every chance you can, because
Speaker 1: it could turn like the most. I remember my sister
Speaker 1: and I were having a horrendous fight. We were in
Speaker 1: We're taking a road trip down to Florida with my
Speaker 1: dad's car. G had a bucle saber, three of.
Speaker 2: Us in the back seat. How many hours is that? Eighteen? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was like, we went to northern Florida. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was about like six or whatever, next to each other,
Speaker 2: next to each other. I'm in the middle. I'm in
Speaker 2: the middle nine ish tennis.
Speaker 1: Maybe my sister's on the the askat so one's like
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen and one is twelve thirteen. And I remember
Speaker 1: like it being fighting in the car horrendous, And then
Speaker 1: when we got to the place we were staying, we
Speaker 1: had like a great time, and the ride home was
Speaker 1: completely different, you know, because we drop that drove back.
Speaker 1: So I just think, like, and that's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite family vacations we ever had when we were down there,
Speaker 1: and it's just really cool to just yeah that something
Speaker 1: that started so horrible because I remember the rot. I
Speaker 1: remember hating it so much, Like I kept begging my
Speaker 1: mother to sit in the front, like because you know,
Speaker 1: the beautiful to saber had a bench seat right right,
Speaker 1: and I was like, let me sit up front.
Speaker 2: My Dad's like, no, you guys stay back there, and
Speaker 2: I was like, please, I can't.
Speaker 1: We had a cooler, like my dad had a cooler
Speaker 1: of like, you know, one of those sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't even go to McDonald's those sns of pitches. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we were really but I remember on the way
Speaker 1: back like just being like, oh, this is a totally
Speaker 1: different experience.
Speaker 2: That's great, Yeah, because you're going through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's it's tough. My brother and I remember
Speaker 2: we went to Hawaii. We were I think I was sixteen,
Speaker 2: he was thirteen. We fought the whole time, the whole time.
Speaker 2: My father and mother worked all year, all year to
Speaker 2: fly us to Hawaii to enjoy paradise, and we fought
Speaker 2: the whole time. I ruined that vacation for my parents.
Speaker 2: To this day, I feel so bad. I've made up
Speaker 2: for it. I've gotten them trips and stuff, but it's
Speaker 2: one of those things. Sorry, we haven't made up for it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you still left from Sorry, there's still work to
Speaker 2: be done. Yeah. Well I think we did it. Mom, Mom,
Speaker 2: that was great.
Speaker 1: I felt like a great, great scenario here. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you and your all your motherly advice.
Speaker 2: You are so cool. You are so cool, Mom. We
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