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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared?

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Speaker 4: Or was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Melbourn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks. We're at the all.

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Speaker 4: Just that give me a little more voice to.

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Speaker 1: European.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm from Europe. I just got here from Europe.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I that's it's so funny. Yesterday I I didn't

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Speaker 5: I would appreciate that you would keep up with my

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Speaker 1: But whatever, that's fine.

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Speaker 4: Well you you texted me from the future because it

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Speaker 4: in Where were you in Denmark? Yes, that's and so

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Speaker 4: I got it at midnight. But here's the catches. My

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Speaker 4: that's when a bunch of texts come in. So I

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Speaker 1: Oh, I knew, just I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: I knew that the even with that, though, I didn't

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Speaker 4: I looked at the flights because very responsible, I was

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Speaker 1: Wait, so I texted, did you actually drive over here

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, it's okay. No, I I it was me being dumb,

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Speaker 4: because I even once I found out, well I did

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Speaker 4: I've known him forever. I kind of I mean, as

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Speaker 1: Till you met Joe Schwartz.

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Speaker 4: Really do you why do you do you think that

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's Tonight's the night they decided to come.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen anybody put anything in reverse at the airport.

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Speaker 5: This person just did.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a car in reverse towards me.

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Speaker 4: It is all. I couldn't even believe it was happening.

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Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate. I'm so sorry. Major drive over here.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's a long that's the longest you've been on

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Speaker 1: It's like two full weeks.

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Speaker 4: That's so. And shows every night.

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Speaker 4: You just smoked hash blocks.

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Speaker 5: We actually did smoke a tiny bit of pot. I

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Speaker 4: And oh, Vince, Oh it's funny because I sent him

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Speaker 4: Yeah? On Facebook? We aren't pals. But I was like, sorry, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Ever fucking happened right, right, nothing ever happens.

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Speaker 4: And as someone that has flown many, many times, at

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Speaker 4: You, and it's much more realistic that you're just gonna

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Speaker 5: Right, Wait, do you want me to tell you about

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Speaker 5: the wayward fish hook story that I actually have.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, well I don't even know why I said that.

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Speaker 1: Because you wanted me to tell the story.

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Speaker 5: My cousin Stevie has a friend who went fishing up

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Speaker 4: my razor blade water slide. Oh yeah, it's just a

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Speaker 5: I wonder if that's the thing kids used to say

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Speaker 4: I just have fish in fever. And the only cure

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Speaker 4: That's the reason. Now, like fishing, it's not the lives

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Speaker 5: Yes, very sharp killing, small killing, ancient killing.

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Speaker 4: And I've talked about catching a bird fishing on here right.

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Speaker 4: It was the worst thing I could have ever done

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Speaker 5: But you could have started a show called bird Pranks

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Speaker 5: You've told me the story before in the air, and

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Speaker 4: Well you know I already was when I would podcast

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Speaker 4: number fifty seven is in the chamber. But we still

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Speaker 1: Podcasting?

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Speaker 5: And she was like, oh no, and I said no,

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Speaker 5: and I didn't put it together. That was fucking Friday

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Speaker 5: night at LAX. I apologize and to any of our

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Speaker 5: Friday night is yeah.

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Speaker 4: This is like, yeah, this is like the Rolling Stones

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Speaker 4: reunion concert of LA and X nights.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, it's very much like leaving a concert. You don't

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Speaker 5: No, I've you know what, I'm on the heels of

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Speaker 5: ten hours at a fucking airplane. No, sorry, twelve because

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Speaker 4: Glasgow, Glasgow.

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Speaker 1: We had a show.

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Speaker 4: Traveled, you know what. The other ones didn't steal my

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Speaker 5: If any movie that has narration, you can immediately minus

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Speaker 4: It's no, we aren't. We're of course not talking about Shoshank.

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Speaker 4: Don't get on us. What this is the exception? I

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Speaker 4: love Shark Tank. I love Shark Tank Redemption.

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Speaker 1: I have a pitch for you. It's a movie called Redemption.

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Speaker 4: It's really good sharks. How is this different from the

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Speaker 5: No, it is the original Sank. I just think everyone

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Speaker 4: I really because I got these theater seats in my

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Speaker 4: so much. Popcorn, who's in? Who's in?

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Speaker 1: Who's sharks. I've never watched that, Mark Cuban, I just.

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Speaker 1: To that, Shark tankers for shankers.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's crazy because every thing you watch on there,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I support you if even if Mark Cuban won't.

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Speaker 4: The point is I want to get in there. Finally,

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Speaker 4: food off the ground? Boy, or my name isn't Chris

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Speaker 4: X comedian Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: I don't need that comedy anymore now that I have

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Speaker 5: my sale napkin and call.

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Speaker 4: Now we'll also add the lap dog. That's a napkin

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Speaker 4: for your dog to be in your lap.

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Speaker 5: That's a dog that eats the food off your lap.

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Speaker 5: Like a napkin, living napkin.

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Speaker 4: So as I think this out, and I know this

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Speaker 1: There also in the commercial good a lot of great ideas.

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Speaker 1: You know what. None of those ideas could have happened

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Speaker 4: I am not the airport return would not allow me.

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Speaker 4: Don't go there, please, I'm going straight.

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Speaker 1: Get me out of here, please, Hello.

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Speaker 4: You old worthless light up pillars.

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Speaker 5: Hey pay pillars that change colors in an ineffectual way.

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Speaker 4: And are you noticing there there's pieces of glass missing?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Did you know it's because they fall off and shatter.

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Speaker 1: No, they are they just plastic.

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Speaker 4: They aren't being they are I'm telling you I saw

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Speaker 4: there all these windshields shattered because they're still in a

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Speaker 1: And people don't run and get them immediately.

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Speaker 4: Or they haven't landed on a homeless.

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Speaker 1: Man, I mean, and every single one.

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Speaker 5: So we are talking about there's these light of pillars

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Speaker 1: Art they're kind of pretty, but they are. They have

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Speaker 4: They all take it from here.

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Speaker 4: They they sort of the the colors oscillate from a

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Speaker 4: they're dingy rods of broken glass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like you know what it is.

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Speaker 5: It looks like something that would be it's the Beverly

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Speaker 4: And you know, once that piece of glasses missing, it's

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Speaker 5: I have written to the comptroller. I have written to

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Speaker 4: Do you can you define in ten words what a

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Speaker 1: I think I think the comptroller.

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Speaker 5: Sorry I didn't, No, No, it's okay. I think when

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Speaker 1: But that's just a guess.

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Speaker 4: But it's such an official title, I know it's the best.

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Speaker 5: Somebody's sent me on Twitter the other day. They sent

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Speaker 1: Whatever the name is, Richard Ramirez.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, wow, it's.

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Speaker 1: Still too soon for the night soccer to run for

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Speaker 4: I haven't watched it, but there's a new Netflix documentary

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Speaker 1: And I could immediately see that guy. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but great at mouth.

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Speaker 1: Harp, great at wearing overalls.

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Speaker 4: And saying saying terrible things about Obama as the shoulder

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Speaker 4: I went there. I don't know why I made him sex.

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Speaker 5: Some of the hottest overalls you've seen in the Bayou

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Speaker 5: are on Jarvis neckbone.

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Speaker 1: Please look out for him, Sharks.

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Speaker 4: I really appreciate you.

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Speaker 1: Remember, it's a great name that's going to be with

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Speaker 4: But there's that that guy Ramirez. I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 4: You know what really scares me is a person that

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Speaker 5: Well, and also you know that this town is so

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Speaker 5: I think when I first moved here is I realized

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Speaker 4: I think for me it was like a reassuring thing

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Speaker 4: But then you realize you've got to do other stuff,

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred cord not at lax anymore.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, is this not the most beautiful patch of

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Speaker 4: And it smells great? What is that my car about

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Speaker 4: to die?

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 4: Just it is that burning oil smell?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: of your.

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00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 5: Warning lights, says USA, like a fucking like a super

447
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: It does us a far left.

448
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: USA, Am I reading that wrong?

449
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 4: Oh? It is it's it is VSA, but in Greek

450
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 4: that V is very much to you.

451
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: It's very much. I'm reading it as if it was

452
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: choosled on the front of a bank.

453
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 4: Boy. You have been in Europe, are switched to you?

454
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm so used to this. Am I drinking

455
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 4: tea again?

456
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh? I found some in my beret.

457
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 4: Will you tell me some of the places you went

458
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 4: to yet, because I've been to Spain and in Manchester.

459
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 5: From Manchester, I love okay, everywhere we went. We were

460
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 5: only there for a day or two, so we had

461
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 5: no experiences. I had a couple people tell me lists

462
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 5: of things to do and didn't do fucking anything.

463
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: So we started.

464
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,959
Speaker 5: We landed in. The first city we were in was Dublin.

465
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 5: We were two knights in Dublin and then.

466
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 4: Forgot to do a pub. See don't I can't do Sorry.

467
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 5: We went to the oldest there's a place called the

468
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 5: Brazen Head in Dublin that is from eleven fifty.

469
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 4: It's it's fucking insane.

470
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: It's a pub from eleven to fifty. We went there.

471
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: It's just like a regular pub, but.

472
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 4: It has the school eleven fifty.

473
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 5: Yes.

474
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 4: I saw a tombstone from sixteen hundred something and I

475
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 4: lost my mind, and another one from the seventeen hundreds

476
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 4: with a joke that said, help, there's worms and beetles

477
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 4: down here.

478
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: No.

479
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, a guy that's like, I want this joke on

480
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 4: my tombstone.

481
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: I love that guy forever.

482
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 4: I know he's he's the worst. He will forever rest

483
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 4: my heart. It was the best. I laughed forever.

484
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: It's so good.

485
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 5: Okay, So Dublin two nights amazing, being so fun, the

486
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 5: perfect kickoff. Then we went to Oslo. I was very

487
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 5: nervous about Oslo, Norway, because I people always say like, oh,

488
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 5: there's certain countries like comics we know, and I don't

489
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 5: know if you've done stand up over there, but like

490
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 5: the audiences respond differently, so even if they love what

491
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 5: you're doing, they don't they're not verbal, and they don't

492
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 5: make a ton of noise, don't clap a lot.

493
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: They're very reserved.

494
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 5: And I heard like that Norway might be like that

495
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 5: and Stockholm might be like that, so I was like, oh,

496
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 5: we're gonna get this weird energy and all of our

497
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 5: you know, it's a live podcast, so everything that we

498
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 5: do is off of the energy of what people are

499
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 5: responding to. So like we're just riffing off each other's stories, right,

500
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 5: and I will completely go blank if I think no

501
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 5: one likes it, you know what I mean, We'll start

502
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 5: panicking whatever.

503
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: Of course, they were such great shows. They were exactly

504
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: like shows from here.

505
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 4: So the audience wasn't they were way like that.

506
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 5: They were as good, if not better, than any other

507
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 5: live show we've ever done, and the people people were

508
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 5: First of all, they're speaking two fucking languages, which that

509
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: blows me so away. I kept thinking about it where

510
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, imagine if you had to speak Norwegian right now?

511
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 4: Oh, just everyone speaks English, everyone pretty much everywhere. Yes, God,

512
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 4: we're all dumb.

513
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 5: We're so dumb, and they'd speak it with really, really

514
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 5: believable accent. So this is George and I talked about

515
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 5: this on stage a bunch while we were there. When

516
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 5: we were in Oslo at the meet and greet, So like,

517
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 5: when we read these stories, they're from you know, Norway

518
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 5: murders yea, so we can't pronounce any city, And at

519
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 5: one point we got I got a girl to be

520
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 5: our translator, where we would just go up and show

521
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 5: her the paper and she would say the name of

522
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 5: the city.

523
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 4: She jumped up on stage to do that.

524
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: She was just like right there front row. It was

525
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: just like kind of a fun bit to do.

526
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 5: But it was also because every city had four a's

527
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 5: and circles over letters and shit that we had no

528
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 5: idea umlats.

529
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: So there were umlots came into the picture somewhere.

530
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 4: Along I call anything.

531
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 1: But then when we went to the meet.

532
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 5: And greet, the people would come up and they would say,

533
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 5: because I say, like, what's your name, and they would

534
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 5: go like, and then I try to mimic what they

535
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 5: said to me, and then they just go, it's it's

536
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 5: basically Christian.

537
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: And they would say just like I just said it.

538
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: So they would be speaking how they normally speak, and

539
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: then they.

540
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 5: Would have to switch to English Valley Girl basically to

541
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 5: be like it's basically Christian.

542
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: Really like no accent in the American version of this

543
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 4: latinet right for me. So embarrassing, that is, we should

544
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 4: all be so embarrassed, not for that, but for a

545
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 4: bunch of reasons. While you're on the plane. You know

546
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 4: there's another school shot.

547
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard there's a second and in one day.

548
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 4: See, we're we're good at some stuff. I don't like

549
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: my jokes.

550
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: We had, you know, we had a joke.

551
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 5: Our last show was at Lasgow last night and all

552
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 5: all we said was Georgia like rolled eyes about Donald Trump,

553
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 5: and the whole room went insane.

554
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then we were just both like so embarrassing.

555
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: We're just so embarrassed.

556
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 4: I know, I uh, I guess that's all rolled my eyes.

557
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 4: When I'm just going to Canada, that's not. But they

558
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 4: still it's even more guilt when you go there because

559
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 4: they have to vicariously live through us, and they follow

560
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: our politics more than there. It's because they're disconnected from

561
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 4: there as a little because it's like sort of European country.

562
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

563
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 4: And I'm always embarrassed because people in Canada know everything

564
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: about America and I don't know. I mean, well, he's

565
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 4: answer until they hired some handsome guy. I just knew

566
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 4: they had hockey players on their five dollars bill.

567
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 5: They love hockey. They're very polite people. They have really

568
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 5: good kit cats. Oh my god, we got they brought

569
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 5: us so sorry, so much like candy over there.

570
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: We got to try.

571
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 4: Altels no like there.

572
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 5: They would bring us back and they'd be like, this

573
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 5: is the best candy, this is my favorite. This it

574
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 5: was nuts. I mean, like it was so fun. But

575
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 5: I would only like when we go back to the hotel,

576
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 5: Min'd be like, just picked one. You can't have a

577
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 5: whole pile of candy in your room.

578
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course, I'm yeah, the chalk, I'm I

579
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: had a roommate back when it was snowboarding that just

580
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 4: ate candy all day and he was just an in

581
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 4: shape you know. I'm sure he doesn't eat candy all

582
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 4: the time now, but I've never seen someone just eat

583
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 4: chocolate every day. But it was all European and it

584
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: was the best. Yeah. I'm not even like a sweet

585
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 4: tooth person, but once I had a taste of that something.

586
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 4: I can't remember any of Cadberry. Oh, just the cream egg.

587
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: I love how it's liquid liquid sugar with no discernible

588
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 4: flavor that looks like an egg. Oh the Cadbury cream

589
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 4: egg can go straight to hell Boy, go.

590
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: Straight to Ron Pearl Maza. That's where it belongs.

591
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 4: I guess I did. I meant to go straight to

592
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 4: hallboy like a clash song. Oh okay, sorry, I do

593
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 4: want to hear more European stories.

594
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: Okay, So we then from Oslo we went to Stockholm.

595
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: Same deal. Amazing show made popular by the syndrome.

596
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 5: Exactly, And that was the story I was gonna do,

597
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 5: really because that's from a bank robbery.

598
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: But it wasn't that interesting like it. It basically is

599
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: the story you've already heard, which is these guys robbed

600
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: a bank, they got caught, and then all the people

601
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: that were in the bank were like, don't be mean

602
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: to these guys.

603
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 4: They're just you know, class, sure, sure, whatever.

604
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: I didn't really read the story that thoroughly. Please look

605
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: it up if you're.

606
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 5: Interested in the Stockholm syndrome because of what I just

607
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 5: told you isn't the truth.

608
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 4: They're just working class and they all were drinking paps together.

609
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 4: I think, oh, ship, well, there's an interesting but that

610
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 4: was his name, Jervis Edwin, his brother who reads.

611
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: His uptight brother that works at the bank.

612
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 4: There's a documentary or no, it's a it's non documentary.

613
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: It's a it's a but it's very very based on oh,

614
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 4: what's her name? Madeline? Right? No, con madelon conk.

615
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: I really like she's the greatest. She's the greatest, but

616
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: the most beautiful singing boy, he's just the best, just

617
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: the funniest.

618
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 4: She's gone now. She died, She.

619
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: Died, she died.

620
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: Eleven hundred's this pub was made No, they she was

621
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 4: a staunch atheist that helped to get Prayer out of school.

622
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: Yep, Madeline, and then she disappeared.

623
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 4: Yes, and there's a movie about it, and I watched

624
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 4: it and I should remember her name. But they kidnapped her,

625
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 4: and at first you thought it was going to be

626
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 4: a Stockholm syndrome because they're like playing cards and everyone's

627
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 4: being cool, and then it just goes to hack.

628
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: Madeleine, Margaret O'Toole or something like that.

629
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is three names. Madeline, Concia, Madelene, James almost almost.

630
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 5: Almost right, James, Madeleine, Edwin neckbo.

631
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 4: I hope that you like. I went inland just to

632
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 4: take you past Plia del Rey and then we're finally

633
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 4: getting back on the freeway required to go to where

634
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 4: you live.

635
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 5: I think you wanted to remind me of home and

636
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 5: what this is really all about.

637
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I appreciate it.

638
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: Of course, I'm here to get you back, reacclimate you. You've

639
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 4: been gone a very long time, I really have.

640
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 5: And what I was telling Georgia is I get so

641
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 5: depressed when I call an uber from LAX.

642
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: That's what I always do, and it takes standards.

643
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 4: It takes an hour. Now it's not working anymore.

644
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes forever.

645
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 5: But there's something about going on a really long trip

646
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 5: and then getting.

647
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: Into a stranger's car right is so heartbreaking to me.

648
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Yeah, it really.

649
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: Tricked you into picking me up twice.

650
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: I'm so used to it because I've never I mean,

651
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 4: sometimes my roommate picks me up, but there isn't like

652
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: a hot Coco Christmas feel about it. I kind of

653
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: miss getting in the super shuttles, yeah, because it's like,

654
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 4: I don't know, but then you gotta stop super shuttles.

655
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, bumm me out, because I was always going in

656
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 5: one to the airport and I would always be really

657
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 5: hungover to the point where I wanted to throw up,

658
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 5: and they would stop and pick up every asshole.

659
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 4: In Los Angeles.

660
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 5: There one time in the super shuttle we waited outside

661
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 5: that big tall apartment building that's on Rossmore.

662
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: You know when Vine turns into.

663
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 4: Rosso Yes, I do know that building.

664
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 5: And it's all old fashioned. This girl rolled out like

665
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 5: fifteen or twenty minutes after.

666
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 4: The super shuttle pulled out.

667
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh no for her and everyone the super Shuttle was

668
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: so pissed.

669
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 4: Of course you would. Did anyone say anything? I remember

670
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 4: there being fights on it, like if you delayed, people

671
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 4: would get vocal, and then you're in a bus of

672
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 4: yelling people. Yeah. I mean you might as well be

673
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 4: on some hillside road with a bunch of chickens in it.

674
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 1: There's nothing.

675
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 5: Super shuttle is like punishment for poor people who want

676
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 5: to travel.

677
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: It really is horrible. That's why you.

678
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: Have to drive people to the airport. It's just like,

679
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: just do that one thing because it's so awful.

680
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 4: People always ask me why I live where I live,

681
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 4: But I'm ten minutes from lax Man. It's pretty great.

682
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 4: That's nice, Like you could have told me I'm walking

683
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 4: out to the curb now. I could have left then

684
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 4: and probably should have, and you would have waited less

685
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 4: than me fumbling around. Not it's it's pretty great to

686
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: be that close. But everything for every other reason it's

687
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 4: ridiculous that I live.

688
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: It's just a different town.

689
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 4: It's so far away. It is okay.

690
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 5: So then we did Stockholm and then we went to

691
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 5: London and then London to Amsterdam.

692
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 4: What did you do in London? Did were you able

693
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 4: to hang out in London? That's a new city.

694
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 5: That's the fastest we were anywhere. We were there for

695
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 5: We flew in, we did the show. The next morning,

696
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 5: we took the train to Manchester, which.

697
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 4: Was I love it there the bill, it's really cool.

698
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 4: I love those I love Manchester.

699
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 5: I mean again, we didn't get to see anything, but

700
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 5: our hotel was right across the street from the Hacienda,

701
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 5: that club that Tony Wilson ran, that's from twenty four.

702
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 4: Our party people, Oh wow, yeah, sure sure all that

703
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 4: I joined the vision, Yeah exactly.

704
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 5: That's basically where Vince's like, oh those are apartments now,

705
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 5: but that used to be the Hacienda. And then we

706
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 5: all just kind of looked at it and that's oh cool.

707
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 5: And then we saw the train, which was cool. I

708
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 5: mean the I keep saying train tracks, the trestle that

709
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 5: was like the brick.

710
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: Train riser.

711
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it looks really really old. Wow. Cool because

712
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 4: it's probably from eleven hundred.

713
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: Probably from around eleven to eleven fifty.

714
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 4: God, that's so great. I loved it there and people

715
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 4: are so I just like European people.

716
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's well, there's I find like before I went

717
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 5: on this trip, I think I was really nervous to

718
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 5: be doing that much traveling, and I have that like

719
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 5: pre anxiety of like something's gonna happen or there's just

720
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 5: gonna be delays, like we're gonna get stuck in the airport,

721
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 5: we're gonna get stuck here.

722
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna get stuck there. Yeah, it was super easy, breezy.

723
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that like it was.

724
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 4: It was good.

725
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 5: The only thing is just I'm always five minutes late,

726
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 5: so minimum, and so when people are sitting out side

727
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 5: and Georgia Invins are both like early people.

728
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: Sure, it's not the best combination. So it just trying

729
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: to like not be late was a humongous.

730
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 4: Challenge because you know you're going to be the only

731
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 4: one that's late every single time.

732
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they're well, Vince is the tour manager, so

733
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: he has to be on time.

734
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 4: Oh he is. I didn't know that.

735
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's our tour manager.

736
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 5: Oh cool, that's that's kind of what he did out

737
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 5: of college, you like, for bands and stuff. Oh, I

738
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 5: didn't know that, and it's what he went to college for,

739
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 5: which I think is fascinating.

740
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 4: Well, that's funny because I just assumed. I don't know,

741
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 4: I sent him that message. Do you know when they

742
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 4: get back? But I didn't know that he was always

743
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 4: on tour? Yeah, who else?

744
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 5: So it's just the three two, the three of us,

745
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 5: which also isn't can make it if we try. It

746
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 5: can be like that also can be depressing when you

747
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 5: just are like you're on tour, but you also feel

748
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 5: like a third wheel, right, But I mean totally they

749
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 5: both are not like that, and it's not like that's

750
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 5: just making out in front of you.

751
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 4: It's always yeah, it's just more.

752
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: That we should have one more person, Yeah, just for

753
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: like even the balance of Yeah I did.

754
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 4: I mean that Paul Ryan's stuff was my manager and

755
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 4: the Andy Mane the moderator, and that I was like, boy,

756
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 4: it would be great if a fourth person, but then

757
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: I would have lost even more money.

758
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: Exactly. It's so expensive.

759
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

760
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 5: People are always like you should take Stephen on tour,

761
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 5: and it's like, see there's already people there recording the podcast,

762
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 5: right right, we are not made of money like to

763
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 5: just pay for like at the hotel we stay in,

764
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 5: Like we take good flights and these stay in nice

765
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 5: hotels because that's what we want to spend our money on.

766
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 5: It's like, we're not going to travel and then go

767
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 5: to like a shitty hotel to save fifty dollars, right right,

768
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 5: thought that shit, I'm not I'm middle aged, like I'm

769
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 5: going to stay. We stayed in this hotel in Stockholm

770
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 5: called the Grand Hotel, and it was right on a canal,

771
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,479
Speaker 5: I guess or right on the water.

772
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was across from the Royal Palace really.

773
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: So it was just like I opened my window. I

774
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: felt like a princess that just opened my window.

775
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 5: It was gorgeous and so I kind of didn't feel

776
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 5: bad that I wasn't a tourist in Stockholm only because

777
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 5: totally it was gorgeous.

778
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. I stayed in beautiful hotel like in Chicago and stuff,

779
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 4: but then in a youth No, in Chicago, he stayed

780
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 4: in a youth hostel. Man they are It was so

781
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 4: nice from the outside. I think it used to be

782
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 4: a haunted boarding school. Haunted now used to be a

783
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 4: boarding school, but now the only ghost was just so

784
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 4: many balls. Just the smell. It just smelled like socks

785
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 4: and balls.

786
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 5: We stated a youth hostel when like in the year

787
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 5: two thousand when me and Mary Lynn went to Ireland.

788
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 4: And it was with girls guitar girl's guitar class.

789
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 5: We just went there for vacation. We just like we

790
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 5: were like, oh, this will be fun, my sister. It

791
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 5: was my sister's idea, and then we kind of split

792
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 5: off and went just drove around. But it was during

793
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 5: a festival, so we were in a room with bunk

794
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 5: beds with like eight other girls. And these two girls

795
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 5: came in at like three in the morning and started.

796
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 4: Fighting and I was like, like fight, fist fighting, No, no,

797
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 4: like girl fighting.

798
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, like because they were drunk and mad

799
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 5: and something happened at a bar and I was like,

800
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 5: you've got to be kidding me, Like it's truly.

801
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 1: The middle of the night and you don't give a shit.

802
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

803
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 5: And then I went the next morning, got up, took

804
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: a shower and then as I turned the water off,

805
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 5: realized I don't have a towel, and of.

806
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: Course they don't provide towels.

807
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 4: No, of course they didn't. I swear I made the

808
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 4: exact same mistake.

809
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: I never, I didn't know.

810
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 4: And the bathrooms down.

811
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: The hall, yeah, I cut myself off with a towel.

812
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: I then had to put on.

813
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 4: Nasty so never.

814
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't go back.

815
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 4: No, no, you can't. They're still talking about you. You

816
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 4: can't go back there. Remember that lady left a towel.

817
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 4: I didn't have a towel, left her towels at home.

818
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 1: That idiot, it doesn't know the towel rule.

819
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: You're supposed to travel with towels. That's the one reason

820
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 4: I'm happy to leave this city is that I get

821
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 4: to go use brand new towels somewhere. Of Course, I

822
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 4: wouldn't bring my shitty old towels. They're not they aren't

823
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 4: that they're somewhere less than a couple of years old,

824
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 4: A couple most of them are pretty old. Get you

825
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 4: some new towels, Okay, right here, we'll do. Yeah, I

826
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 4: do need to. I got to get my life together.

827
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 4: It's that what you're saying.

828
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: Well, no, you know, I'm just making a couple of suggestions.

829
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: There was a towel warmer. Have you ever seen those.

830
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: They're like towel racks that are hot so that when

831
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: you get out of shower that you pick up the towel.

832
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 4: It's warmth.

833
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, that's because we were just in Glasgow.

834
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 5: So wait, London, Manchester, Amsterdam, day Off and then Glasgow

835
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 5: and then here, God, that sounds great.

836
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: Glasgow had a tewlelwarmer and then a blow dryer. Couldn't find.

837
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 4: And didn't you do? And I did see one, but

838
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 4: it was a while ago that you did on Apollo.

839
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: And yes that was the Hammersmith Apollo was the London show?

840
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 4: Is it related to the Apollo that we know in Lost?

841
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 5: No?

842
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: No, okay, just entitle alone.

843
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 4: You know what, Sometimes I ask questions because I know

844
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 4: they're down.

845
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: Those are the best kind of questions, the ones that

846
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: make me feel smarter than you.

847
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 4: Right right, Well, I know that I'm setting you up

848
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: to be in a superior position.

849
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: The hammer.

850
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 5: The London show was hard because I didn't sleep in

851
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 5: Stockholm the night before. I just couldn't go to sleep,

852
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 5: and so when I got on stage, I was doing

853
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 5: Jack the Ripper in.

854
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: London was my murder?

855
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yes.

856
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 5: The second I started, I was like this is the

857
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 5: worst idea you've ever had, because everyone in this audience

858
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 5: loves true crime and is probably a ripperologist of some kind.

859
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 5: Oh right, and they all know, like every mistake you're

860
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 5: going to make, you're about to make, they're going to know.

861
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 5: And I was I immediately started flop sweating. It was like,

862
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 5: that's one of the war shows I've ever had.

863
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 4: What's theologist againists? Or what people? Oh right right? Robe?

864
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah it has yeah it does.

865
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: But then here's the cool thing. In the meet and greet.

866
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 4: A girl came back.

867
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 1: One woman came back and said, you did great, because

868
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of ripperologists sitting around us, and

869
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: the only thing they didn't like was there was one

870
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: author at the end. There are people who.

871
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 5: Give theories of who Jack Ruber could have been, and

872
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 5: this American author, Patricia Cromwell or Cornwall or something.

873
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: She tried to say it wasn't this one guy.

874
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 5: And she basically came out like I have the answer,

875
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 5: and she got a TV show and all the stuff,

876
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 5: and it was a complete bullshit, and all the ripprologist

877
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 5: knew it. So when I first started talking about her,

878
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 5: they all thought I was saying she had it right,

879
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 5: and they were freaking out.

880
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: But then I basically was like, but it was all bullshit,

881
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: and then they.

882
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 4: Were oh, oh right right. Oh. I love those moments.

883
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 5: It was that intense, as like being a comic con

884
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 5: and being like, Okay, everybody, I'm gonna tell you a

885
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 5: little bit about a movie.

886
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 4: Called Star Wars. Yeah, no, the best Star Trek episode.

887
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, trouble would triples. So yeah, that was scary and uh.

888
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be intimidating because now your fans are

889
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 4: like there, some of them are full on study this stuff,

890
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 4: like and there they might know if you're in that

891
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 4: town and you're doing you're usually doing local stories, right, Yes,

892
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 4: there's gonna be I would always be worried about that.

893
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's very worrisome, and I think I just

894
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: haven't thought about it that much. It's just that these

895
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: shows are getting kind of big, and I think I'm

896
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: just starting to realize the exposure level, which I was

897
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: kind of happily ignorant about before. So it's that and

898
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: then uh and then on top of it, yeah, it's like,

899
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: well there, I think there are people.

900
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 5: What I'm starting to get This is the part where

901
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 5: I just lose my mind and just start babbling incoherently.

902
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 4: You are it right now in your brain. It is

903
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: five in the morning and you are supposed to be

904
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 4: waking up. That's right. And did you sleep on the plane?

905
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: I slept maybe two hours on the plane.

906
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 4: You can do you need to scream? Do you do?

907
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 4: You need to? No?

908
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's the thing. I slept so badly

909
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: on this trip. I would do that because this is

910
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: the hard part. We do the show. We get home

911
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: from a show at midnight, yeah, or twelve thirty. Sure,

912
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: and yet I can't sleep till two am because you're

913
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: so key.

914
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's me always, right, So then like two.

915
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 5: Three am is if I'm going to go to sleep.

916
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 5: That's when I go to sleep. But usually I'll just

917
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 5: start watching TV. And just kind of liked, that's the

918
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 5: same as me.

919
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard, it's it's the And then after a

920
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: while the attrition of that is just like, and now

921
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm at that point where I'm I don't I think

922
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: I might not be tired because this is my normal

923
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: sleep pattern of still being awake at five am.

924
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 4: Wow. But anyway, wait, I was going to you said

925
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 4: this was the trip where you kind of realized, oh,

926
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 4: the reach that you guys have, that reach.

927
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 5: But then also, the people who really care about the

928
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 5: details of true crime don't listen to our show because

929
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 5: our show is like a it's it's comedy and it's

930
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 5: light and we're not about this is exactly this, this, this,

931
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 5: and like giving every detail and so those people, like

932
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 5: I think I came to realize after meeting so many people, Oh, yeah,

933
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 5: we don't have to worry about that. That's the thing

934
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 5: I was really worried about for a long time. It's like,

935
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 5: those aren't the people in our audience. The people in

936
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 5: our audience are there for like the fun times aspect.

937
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 4: That right, and I can't help But because it's it's

938
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 4: just the thing I did. That's I was worried about

939
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 4: being political enough or being savvy enough as this for passol. Yeah,

940
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 4: but then I realized, no, people know they're going to

941
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 4: a comedy show. I'm going to rely on the improv

942
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 4: funny part and fitting my jokes in there. That's then

943
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 4: I started to have fun with it, and I realized

944
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 4: no one was there to judge me. In the capitol

945
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 4: of Wisconsin. Maybe a couple people, maybe a couple guys

946
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 4: and suspenders came and I'm like, ah, they're going to

947
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 4: be fact checking, but yeah, it's so much better once

948
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 4: you just remember you're a comedian. Yeah, and people want

949
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 4: to laugh.

950
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: They want to laugh.

951
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 5: And also, I always I didn't learn this till way

952
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 5: too late in my stand up comedy career. People want

953
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 5: to watch you be brave and execute a thing they

954
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: could never do. So even if you don't do it great,

955
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 5: they're still happy you're doing it at all.

956
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 4: That's what the whole time during the Paul Ryan, I'm like,

957
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 4: this isn't great, but it's happening, Yes.

958
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 5: Exactly, And and it gets better because you're a comic.

959
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 5: So that means every show is the next show is

960
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 5: going to be twice as good as the last show,

961
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 5: simply by the fact that that's what we do for

962
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 5: like for survival is like whatever happened the first night

963
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 5: will get fixed and improved on the second night.

964
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 4: Times ten, right, right, unless you take a break for

965
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks and then do a show in

966
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 4: LA to forty people, where'd you go at the Dynasty Typewriter?

967
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: Forty people is a huge crowd for LA.

968
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. Oh, and someone named Corey came

969
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 4: she's the best. She was at the show somewhere in Wisconsin,

970
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 4: I believe, or the Chicago one, and then flew here

971
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 4: and saw this Corey. Yeah, she's the best. Hey, awesome, Cory,

972
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 4: that's okay.

973
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: Lots of I would say, ten different people told me

974
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: they love do you need a ride?

975
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: Oh cool on this trip? Yeah, I that's great. Yeah,

976
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 4: they're they're all they're caught up on your podcast and

977
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 4: now they're getting caught up on ours and it's really neat.

978
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 4: I like it, and they they I trust me. I've

979
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 4: noticed them too. I love it.

980
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 5: It's it's uh, it's so good that we came up

981
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 5: with this podcast idea and then just really hung in

982
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 5: there in those lean times. There's like maybe the one

983
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 5: time where we were going to do it and then

984
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 5: I was just like, yeah, can we not do it?

985
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 5: And You're like, yeah, but can't we do it?

986
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 4: And then I was like, okay, I remember that, and

987
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 4: you were like okay, thank you. Yes, I don't really

988
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 4: ever read, but no, that's how I feel too. It

989
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: has everything to do with it's kind of scary to

990
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 4: be driving, but I've gotten used to it, and this

991
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 4: is fine. Oh yeah, I've done enough sit down podcasts

992
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 4: in a building now to realize I'm not any better

993
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 4: at it when I'm not driving. That's what I suddenly realized.

994
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 4: I just laid a real stinker at the comedy store

995
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 4: in the basement on this and I had free range

996
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 4: to be as quick and smart as I and I was.

997
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 4: I was. I was like, I might as well have

998
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 4: been operating a back home, you know. Yes, Oh, I

999
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 4: got him speaking a back home.

1000
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: He's better take me to Los Angeles and not Ventura.

1001
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: No, we're going to the Venture Harvor Comedy Club.

1002
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: Please don't make me do comedy right now.

1003
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 4: Oh oh god, I have the worst Did I ever

1004
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 4: tell you about the New Year's Eve? Jimmy Pardo and

1005
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 4: I worked there at the Ventura. I mean, it's a

1006
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 4: giant subject change, but no, it was just it was

1007
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 4: just everyone was kind of methy. Everyone's legs were shaking

1008
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 4: as they were sitting. And this guy up front had

1009
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 4: a curly mustache and a bald head like the boxer

1010
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 4: in Indiana Jones that gets by the Propeller. He looked

1011
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 4: like him and was big, and his wife just looked

1012
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 4: like like real feisty and leathery, and they were in.

1013
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 1: A complete euphemism way of she was horrifying, looked.

1014
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 4: Like a hag. She was very hag. They were both

1015
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 4: There were a couple hags that meant they were meant

1016
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 4: for each other, but they maybe had to fight that

1017
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 4: night and then decided, hey, look we have these free

1018
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 4: comedy club tickets. Let's work it out there. Yes, they

1019
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 4: were not, and they kept going out to smoke long

1020
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 4: menthol misty slims, and then they talked during my set

1021
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 4: a little bit, but I just didn't pay attention to

1022
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 4: them because I was scared of them. And then during

1023
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 4: Jimmy said, like ten minutes before he's supposed to ring

1024
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 4: in the New Year, he starts yelling into his phone,

1025
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 4: just watching some short asshole, like all of a sudden

1026
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 4: was made the show about him. Oh the guy did yeah,

1027
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 4: the guy up front? No, no, no no. Jimmy was like,

1028
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 4: can we have someone take care of this guy? Like

1029
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 4: it was bizarre. And then these two dudes from the

1030
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 4: audience and one had like a tap out Holo shirt

1031
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 4: like they were like little uh not Greco Roman like

1032
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 4: Brazilian jiu jitsu type dudes, okay, and they forced the

1033
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 4: guy out. They just asked him to leave, and he

1034
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 4: like pushed one of them, and then the ladies, the

1035
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 4: wife punched one of these kids and he pushed her

1036
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 4: and they landed into a giant Christmas tree, and the

1037
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 4: Christmas tree fell and landed on these people, and who

1038
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 4: were already unhappy, and half the crowd didn't get their

1039
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 4: food that they they bought, like a fifty dollars deal

1040
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 4: where no, and so half of them didn't get their fish.

1041
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 4: And then that restaurant closed, and so they were pissed

1042
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 4: off with their arms crossed, and then the tree lands

1043
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 4: on their faces, and then these and then the guy

1044
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 4: starts punching these kids, and then they choked him out

1045
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 4: and he falls and he hits his head on the

1046
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 4: edge of the stage, and blood starts shooting up towards Jimmy,

1047
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 4: who like dives out of the way. I'm not making

1048
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 4: any of this up, blood, I promised. It was all

1049
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 4: a Rube Goldberg machine of horrid violence. And they just

1050
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 4: were fought and fought until they went outside, and then

1051
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 4: these guys just beat this man up and then Jimmy

1052
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 4: had to be like, hey, count down to midnight here,

1053
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 4: and people were crying but he did a great job

1054
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 4: with it. He was he really he was amazing. How

1055
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 4: he like Clints the pellet. It was hilarious. And I

1056
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 4: will never go I'd like blame venture. I just have

1057
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 4: never gone back. That was a long story.

1058
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: You've also done some traveling in your life.

1059
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you don't have to go to Europe

1060
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 4: to experience find cuisine and tease.

1061
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: I know what tea tastes like.

1062
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 4: You just go down to the harbor.

1063
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: Wait is it nine twenty one?

1064
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 4: For real?

1065
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: It is? I think it took us forever to get

1066
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: out of that.

1067
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm used to it. I'm sorry sometimes when I

1068
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 4: usually when I land, my phone is dead and I

1069
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 4: just plug it in and lay by the baggage claim

1070
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 4: for an hour because no one's coming to get me.

1071
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: No, I'll come and get you. No, you can ask

1072
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 1: me next time.

1073
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 7: It's nice to say why am I turning to mow?

1074
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 7: From the sentence it is a yeah, oma ay, It's nice.

1075
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 4: To say why is it? I can only do voices

1076
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 4: that are already comedians doing voices.

1077
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: Well, because then you have a blueprint.

1078
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know where to go with it. One day.

1079
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 4: Being able to do most of the Smurfs. It's gonna

1080
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 4: lunch me to start them.

1081
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 5: I used to watch that show livid, like there was

1082
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 5: nothing else on, and I'd just be like, I hate

1083
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 5: the way they're all talking.

1084
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're talking like babies. It made me so mad.

1085
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: There was only one girl it was.

1086
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a weird situation for her, wasn't It's

1087
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 4: dangerous every day.

1088
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: So scary, so scary. She was under constant threat and

1089
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: also kind of like, oh, well then I'll do this

1090
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 1: and then I'll do that. It's like, could you please

1091
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: protect yourself?

1092
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least be physic, if not mentally able to

1093
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 4: defend yourself, at least have a stick or some brass knuckles.

1094
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: Take those high heels off. You don't need to wear

1095
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 1: smurf high heels.

1096
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 4: Everyone else is wearing normal mushroom boots. All their all

1097
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 4: their souls are smurfy.

1098
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 5: Smurfy boots will look so cute with that dress. You

1099
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 5: don't need to wear a quarter inch heel. You're not

1100
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 5: a fucking secretary in an office.

1101
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: Damn it. I can't believe I'm almost in all. This

1102
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: is a fucking miracle.

1103
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 4: It's going to be the best for a little while.

1104
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: There I was like, I'm never going to.

1105
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 4: Get back home right when you open the doors, You're

1106
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 4: just gonna float hovering above your dogs like Yogi bear

1107
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 4: yes to your bed as if it was pie cooling.

1108
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 5: On a windows exactly. You know what I mean eat

1109
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 5: is pizza because first of all, because I'm going gluten

1110
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 5: free after tonight when I get my bearings. Oh yeah,

1111
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 5: jet lag ins or whatever, I'm gonna go gluten.

1112
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 4: What made you decide? Because you know I don't fuck

1113
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 4: with that.

1114
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't.

1115
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 4: I do sometimes, but it's terrible for inflammation for a

1116
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 4: long time. Yeah, when I had my bad arthritis and

1117
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 4: and then bad hips, you know, when I was really

1118
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 4: in my most amount of pain, that helped so much.

1119
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 5: Well, when we were in Stockholm, we had a day off,

1120
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 5: so and it was around my birthday, so Georgia I

1121
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 5: got us both Swedish massages and the lady. I walked

1122
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 5: in the room and the lady said, oh, you're booked

1123
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,240
Speaker 5: for a whatever. It was like a ninety minute harmony massage.

1124
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 5: And she looked at me and she goes, can I

1125
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 5: I think you should switch to.

1126
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Lymphatic And I was like, whatever you want to do

1127
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: to me, do it.

1128
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 4: And so she did, even though I'm offended, even though.

1129
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: Clearly you're making common about my parents.

1130
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 5: But she basically was like I said. I basically said,

1131
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 5: I stopped eating sugar and then I started again. And

1132
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 5: then it's like I crave it all the time and

1133
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 5: I might eat insat of control.

1134
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: Blah.

1135
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 5: She goes, start getting weekly lymphatic massages, cut out gluten.

1136
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 5: She goes, your system is panicking, and she's like, and

1137
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 5: then you can just calm your system down, get the

1138
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 5: inflammation down.

1139
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: She's like, then then the way it'll come back off.

1140
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 4: I love it when people know shit.

1141
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: Especially a Swedish massage therapist. Yeah, they fucking know.

1142
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 5: And she started giving me the lymphatic massage, which I

1143
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 5: don't even really know what that means. But then she

1144
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 5: started going, oh, your system is really responding, and I

1145
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 5: was like, you could sell me something that costs eight.

1146
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 4: Hundred dollars yeah right now?

1147
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1148
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 4: I love that. I do too.

1149
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: So I feel like, now I have this plan.

1150
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 5: I'm going to do one last because we had this

1151
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 5: pizza last night in fucking Glasgow.

1152
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: Which was the best.

1153
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 5: I love Glasigow as a city, and the people were

1154
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,959
Speaker 5: fucking great and so nice.

1155
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: And hilarious. But we went to a bar after the

1156
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: show because we didn't eat. We don't eat beforehand, and

1157
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: then there's nowhere to go after of course, so we

1158
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: end up at a bar.

1159
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 5: The pizza they served it was like remember those pizzas

1160
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 5: you made yourself that came that tomato sauce was in

1161
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 5: a can and it was like after school kind of

1162
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 5: pizza and you.

1163
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 4: Make the dough and yes, I do, I know my own.

1164
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 4: My ex stepmom used to make pizzas. They were great,

1165
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 4: but they did seem like a school project.

1166
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: Yes for your mouth, and there's there's a kind of

1167
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: a glue element to them.

1168
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like making a tasty volcano.

1169
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 5: But these were like if that was terrible tasting, right,

1170
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 5: So we were all like, oh, pizza, and we're like, oh,

1171
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 5: that'll get the job done.

1172
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: And we all really wanted pizza because we hadn't been

1173
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: anywhere that had it in quite some time.

1174
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 4: And it was the oh wow, it's hard to fuck

1175
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 4: up pizza. It seems like, well it was. It was

1176
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 4: a bar.

1177
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: I will I will give them that.

1178
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 4: So now you want pizza revenge exactly.

1179
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: I want some some good kind of pizza revenge.

1180
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: When we were rears in the dynasty. We I've been

1181
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: to this restaurant Maza. Yes, it's like fancy Italian Michelle

1182
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 4: Balloon and I there it was like, I'm like, oh

1183
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 4: my god, this salad, everything was so good.

1184
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: The one on Highland Moza with the Mossa in Silver Lake.

1185
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 4: Oh boy, I wish I knew which was it? Was

1186
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 4: it like fancy or was it like there were me

1187
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 4: I think they have a fancy and then they have

1188
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 4: a pizza place. Ok, okay, yeah this but this was

1189
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 4: a fucking deep dish like Chicago, like it was fucking Mariner.

1190
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 4: It was soup inside of it. I did not care

1191
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 4: for it. It was the cheese under the crust, and

1192
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 4: then on top of that it was like chunk. He

1193
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 4: asked tomato.

1194
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I want the tomatoes.

1195
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 4: No. It was I hard to eat. A hell of

1196
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 4: a mess, mostly bread. I'm gonna say. The only redeemable

1197
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 4: quality was its temperature.

1198
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: And it's shape. It was circular.

1199
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 4: I enjoyed that it was a familiar circle, but was

1200
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 4: it was in my mouth? It was a familiar feeling

1201
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 4: of fury. Allow you sharp prudential rock planted by passive,

1202
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 4: aggressive neighbor Larry.

1203
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,439
Speaker 1: Oh, I saw a thing that's similarly. No, it's Chuck.

1204
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,479
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call hi, Larry.

1205
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,919
Speaker 1: You got Larry because I don't pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

1206
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 4: Can you see that shadow on his Yes, it looks

1207
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 4: like an elbow, like he's got his elbow on his

1208
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 4: hip and he's mad that.

1209
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 5: We're like, yes, but but also a month from a

1210
00:59:55,120 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 5: monster fairy tale. I saw a thing so told my

1211
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 5: dad when my dad came down to visit me one

1212
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 5: time that he he checked the windshields in airplanes like

1213
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 5: that for cracks, that that was his job, as it

1214
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 5: was like, uh, like a quality check sure before.

1215
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: Airplanes went out.

1216
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 4: I'd want to know about that.

1217
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: And then I just read a thing that the most

1218
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: common jobs for serial killers is in aeronautical engineering, and

1219
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: then like some other kind of why, and then I

1220
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: was like, that's what Chuck did.

1221
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 4: I would you would think it would be janitor. I

1222
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 4: don't know why, just because you can get into buildings

1223
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 4: and get in and out of doors, hide and broom closets.

1224
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 5: You'd think, look at my little doggies have been waiting

1225
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 5: longer than they've ever waited for me.

1226
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: That's so sad.

1227
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 4: All right, we have to say I can draw again. Well,

1228
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 4: oh yes, look I mean look at my broken name.

1229
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 4: Christ I know that is where the bones are, so

1230
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 4: I can't you know, I'm I have to rest like

1231
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 4: that exactly. So I it's so dumb. It's the biggest

1232
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 4: mistake I've ever made. I broke my fifth metacarpol and

1233
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 4: it looks It's been a month and a half and

1234
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 4: it still looks and feels, yeah, like it was yesterday.

1235
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 4: I got to go to a doctor again. All right,

1236
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 4: all right, I'm happy to see you.

1237
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm happy to thank you so much for driving.

1238
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 4: Of course that meant the world you've been listening. Did

1239
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 4: you unite it? Do unite a rod? Do you need

1240
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 4: a right d Ryan?

1241
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: Are you leave then?

1242
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 4: I you wanna way back home?

1243
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be there.

1244
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1245
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 2: time and they turning on engage.

1246
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 3: We want to send you off instar. We want to

1247
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,479
Speaker 3: welcome you back home.

1248
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1249
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need

1250
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: to ride?

1251
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride?

1252
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1253
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1254
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1255
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1256
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: Do you need.

1257
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: With Karen and chriss H