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Speaker 1: I can't bang my sweet sweet boyfriend's dang alang in

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Speaker 1: your house, Fine, I'll do it somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you can't, if you can't, if you can't

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Speaker 2: bang in front of people, they want to find an

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Speaker 2: audience somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure there are people street performers. Street performers, listen,

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Speaker 1: that's a whole different type of street performance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know they have that in Thailand, not like

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Speaker 2: on the street on the street, but they have like

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Speaker 2: these things called like like fucking parties. So there's the

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Speaker 2: ping pong shows, and there's like the fuck dances or

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Speaker 2: something what it's called.

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Speaker 3: Interesting. I never saw it, but I heard about it.

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Speaker 1: Now I know why you want your month away in Thailand.

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Speaker 1: It makes it all makes He's gonna learn why time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an't sorry, I didn't mean fighting style, iman fucking.

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Speaker 3: There we go, there we go. Now, it's that's what

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Speaker 3: it is.

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Speaker 1: So I am a recent college graduate who made the immoral, disgusting,

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Speaker 1: saytan filled choice to move in with my boyfriend before

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Speaker 1: getting married.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, that is satan filled.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who moves in with their partner before getting married

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Speaker 1: deserves to be kicked in the face and dumped in

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Speaker 1: a landfill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, including me, John, I'm I'm putting you in the

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Speaker 2: landfill right now.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: We moved it together in another state, about a six

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Speaker 1: hour drive from my parents and about a two hour

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Speaker 1: drive away from my boyfriend's parents. When we come back

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Speaker 1: to visit, my parents made a sleep in separate rooms

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Speaker 1: slash beds because we aren't married.

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Speaker 2: I when I was in like beginning and when I

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Speaker 2: was still in college, my parents maybe maybe do that

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Speaker 2: college my girlfriends is okay, I know, I like also

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Speaker 2: like if I was visiting I think when I was

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Speaker 2: even post college.

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Speaker 3: Uh, when I went.

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Speaker 2: To see my girlfriend's extended family with her, grandma, like

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Speaker 2: we stayed in separate rooms.

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Speaker 3: Right Grandma. Grandma's more more of a challenge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I mean Grandma's just conservative. So you

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Speaker 2: could easily have conservative parents that are like, hey, like

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Speaker 2: it stands up a room. That's true, but like we

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Speaker 2: know you're fucking but.

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Speaker 3: Not under our roof. Not today after it did they

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Speaker 3: know we still did it? That's right? Room, that's right,

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Speaker 3: went into your car. Grandma turned your hearing aids off

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Speaker 3: after a visit or to like this.

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Speaker 1: The Christmas holidays rolled around. We weren't planning on being

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Speaker 1: in the state for the whole week between Christmas and

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Speaker 1: New Year's and instead splitting it between the two families.

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Speaker 1: We started by spending two nights at my parents' house.

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Speaker 1: Then around dinner time on the third day, we leave

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Speaker 1: to head to his parents' place.

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Speaker 3: My parents are.

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Speaker 1: Surprised and confused that we aren't staying any longer. They

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Speaker 1: expected us to split the time exactly evenly. You are

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Speaker 1: spending four hours, five minutes, nine seconds and zero point

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Speaker 1: four to two milliseconds more.

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Speaker 3: Time with that? How dare you? How thought you loved us?

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Speaker 3: My reply?

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Speaker 1: Well, at his parents' house, we get to sleep together

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Speaker 1: all night. Yeah, and I'm not just talking about laying

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Speaker 1: down in the bed together. I'm talking about full on penetration.

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Speaker 1: Wait not say that parent ordain penetration.

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Speaker 3: It does, It does not.

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Speaker 1: That's a fun game, like we should start just throwing

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Speaker 1: a random thing. Wait wait, actually, so we're gonna go

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Speaker 1: spend the night there. Goodbye before the next So before

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Speaker 1: the next visit, they let us know that they have

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Speaker 1: decided that since we are a committed couple, they will

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Speaker 1: graciously allow us to share a room even though we.

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Speaker 3: Are not married. Okay, so it's like the blessing.

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Speaker 1: They she got what out what you wanted, so you know,

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Speaker 1: worked out slid or she could be like, no, you

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Speaker 1: give me the deed to your house, or you're never

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Speaker 1: seeing me always up to anti it up. Then we're

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Speaker 1: not doing redd it right exactly exactly?

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Speaker 3: Is that the end? That's the end? Wait? So just

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Speaker 3: it was fine?

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Speaker 1: It ended up fine. Can't we have can't we have

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Speaker 1: one Reddit story that goes right? I guess so because

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Speaker 1: it goes wrong at first and then we.

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Speaker 3: Finally reached the good conclusion. I guess it was just

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Speaker 3: too easy. That was way too easy. That's true, But

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Speaker 3: usually there was Reddit on easy, but much more of

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Speaker 3: a bout. Yeah. Yeah, it's usually much more of a battle.