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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 2: Today is cyber Monday, guys, when retailers offer sweet deals

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Speaker 2: on hassle free online shopping. Big news, Steve, there's an

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Speaker 2: all new documentary highlighting your Mentoring Camp that premiers tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.

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Speaker 2: And comedy legends Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence will be

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Speaker 2: in law soon.

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Speaker 1: That's all coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about it then, But right now it is

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Speaker 2: time to ask the CLO. Our chief Love Officer, Steve

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Speaker 2: Harvey in the building. All right, Colo, here we go.

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Speaker 2: This is from Carmen in New Orleans. Carmen says, I

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Speaker 2: saw an old friend and he introduced me to his wife,

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Speaker 2: who happens to be messing with a friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: We recognized each other, so she DMed me to threaten

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Speaker 2: me not to talk. I don't like threats. Should I

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Speaker 2: tell her husband what? I know?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 4: But I don't understand the threat though. It's a suppers.

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Speaker 4: We need to be a little bit kind of to.

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Speaker 5: Hey girl, Hey, uh, you know, you know things can

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Speaker 5: be complicated, and I just wanted to say, you know,

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Speaker 5: just pray for me.

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Speaker 4: You know that I find my way back to the light. Okay,

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Speaker 4: but don't I just need some time to work through

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Speaker 4: some things. I know you already, you need anything, your

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Speaker 4: your your card notes all up to date? Never what

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Speaker 4: was your groceries last month? You don't need me, Let

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Speaker 4: me take care of some That's what she should have

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Speaker 4: threatened me. Hey, listen to me. If you open your mouth,

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Speaker 4: I swear to God, I'll just see right there. Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: See it's so guilty too. But that's all right.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Moving on to Tammy and Woodbridge, Jammy rights.

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Speaker 1: I have a side do that I met online.

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Speaker 2: He sent three packages to my PO box, and without

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Speaker 2: thinking I asked my husband to go check my box.

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Speaker 2: He gave me the boxes and asked if I knew

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Speaker 2: anyone in Florida. I lied and said, no, how do

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Speaker 2: I handle this?

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Speaker 6: Ain't nothing wrong, You're right by in Florida. Back in Florida,

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Speaker 6: you don't know nobody. I'm going down here send these

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Speaker 6: packages back because I'm not going to even open these

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Speaker 6: because this could be some uh AM tracks or something

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Speaker 6: like that.

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Speaker 3: Asbestos.

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Speaker 1: And if you want the train, well.

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Speaker 3: When you lie, you ain't got time to be technical.

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Speaker 4: You got to sound like you're Russian you know, this

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Speaker 4: could be like am tracks or something. You know, you're

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Speaker 4: just being here with you know, uh, episodes or something.

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Speaker 4: Episodes a girl. You know what I'm trying to say,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna asbestos, you know, and just keep talking and

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Speaker 4: get them packages up and it's sending me no damn

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Speaker 4: stuff like that and it goes. Carry your heads back

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Speaker 4: down there the post office and then go over to

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Speaker 4: your girlfriend's house and open up them boxes and see

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Speaker 4: what's in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put them in your purse, all right?

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Speaker 2: I like that, I mean, all right, Tammy, Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 2: Frank And Henderson says, my wife has started talking during

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Speaker 2: sex and giving me instructions.

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Speaker 1: She said she got it off a Netflix movie.

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Speaker 2: I prefer her soft sweet moans because all of that

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Speaker 2: talking messes up my mood.

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Speaker 1: Is it mean to tell her to stop talking and

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Speaker 1: just moan?

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Speaker 4: No, you know I do instructures though I don't really.

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Speaker 4: I ain't really got no problem with that, right there.

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Speaker 4: You know you got something saving me. Come on, let's

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Speaker 4: head doing. Let's try it all right, cool? I can

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Speaker 4: probably do it like that. I ain't got no problem

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Speaker 4: with it at all. Well you okay, you you do

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Speaker 4: what fended well yeah, okay, Hey, foot is your foot?

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Speaker 4: If you think your foot, put it back there. I'm

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Speaker 4: okay with it now, just don't ask me to do nothing.

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Speaker 4: Now my legs, my leg can't go back here, so

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Speaker 4: don't don't ask me. I follow these instructions for you.

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Speaker 4: I can help you get the way you need to be,

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Speaker 4: but you can't give me no damn instruction though.

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Speaker 3: Put your leg on the float.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I'm gonna get a childie horse. If I

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Speaker 4: put my leg on the flow, I'm gonna get Charlette horse.

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Speaker 4: Now what you want me to help you do? I

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Speaker 4: need to know what Netflix movie?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, says she founded. She got it up a Netflix movie.

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Speaker 1: Both of y'all.

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Speaker 3: Netflix, gonna miss your marriage? All right?

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Speaker 2: Last one, last one, clo. This is from Harry in

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Speaker 2: Little Rock. Harry writes, my wife is from New Hampshire.

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Speaker 2: Her parents came to our house to visit, and her

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Speaker 2: dad called our children hillbillies because of their accent. He's white,

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Speaker 2: so I took offense to that. My wife got mad

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Speaker 2: because I corrected her dad. Was the comment offensive or not?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, any negative comment coming from a white person in

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Speaker 4: a black person's house, any comment is considered dangerously officive.

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Speaker 3: Yes, your reaction should have been swift.

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Speaker 1: You know what should have done?

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Speaker 2: The white father, your wife, your wife, dad.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can't come in here, call him out, he'll

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Speaker 4: billies because what what is?

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Speaker 3: You know? What? Just look, look, hey, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 3: hold of y'all.

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Speaker 4: You know, you know, let's let's pull up a little

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Speaker 4: bit of here, y'all asked me, Steve Hardy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're asking you.

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Speaker 4: Now, the white man coming in my house called.

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Speaker 1: You have no choice, you have no.

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Speaker 4: Don't know what you're gonna mean to do, but I'm

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Speaker 4: back here in your bunk ass.

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Speaker 3: That's all to it.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna slap the taste out your damn mouth because

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Speaker 4: if we were here, what was we before? Hell Billy's

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Speaker 4: then slaves? Now okay, oh I see where we're going

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Speaker 4: with this here. Oh you got names for black people?

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Speaker 4: Hell Billie. Yeah, Well we wouldn't have been down south

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Speaker 4: if your funky ass forefathers had bought.

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Speaker 3: Us over here on them slaves?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I would have been all in all, dog, I'm

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Speaker 4: already already set.

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Speaker 3: You can't come in my house talking about know how.

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Speaker 4: We is because we wasn't even really supposed to be

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Speaker 4: here that truth be told.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what what made you What do you think made

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Speaker 2: him say that about?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, white privilege, white privilege. Oh my god, went from

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Speaker 4: the Hamptons of the hell why yeah, we went from

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Speaker 4: West Hall the well. These children sound this way. They

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Speaker 4: sounds like hill billie. Oh my god, you slapped the

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Speaker 4: flavor from my mouth. Yeah, yeah, dog, if you say

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Speaker 4: one more thing about my kid, he ain't come to

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Speaker 4: my house and talk about my kids. Yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 4: you're white.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, you can't talk about a white woman.

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Speaker 2: Her dad is white, or maybe she's next maybe we'll

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Speaker 2: say she's.

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Speaker 3: No, that's what it is. No, my mama black and

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Speaker 3: her husband is white.

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Speaker 4: Hen came down there to Perry's house and called his

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Speaker 4: little curious heel business And why is we hell business?

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Speaker 3: Because we're from the South.

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Speaker 4: And why is we from the South because the overfun

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Speaker 4: forefathers brought us. See that's that's not That's why I'm

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Speaker 4: at with you, and I'm talking about with instantly in

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Speaker 4: my house.

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Speaker 3: You can't come up.

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Speaker 4: You can't come to Steve Harvey house expect me to

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Speaker 4: be nothing.

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Speaker 3: But this here, I am a walking.

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Speaker 1: History lesson at the top of the walls.

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Speaker 3: None of that, ain't no pictures, none of.

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Speaker 1: After this, l O, what's going on? This is your boy,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Hart a K a K Heart, a k A

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Speaker 1: long faced

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Speaker 2: Little knees And right now you're listening to that's Dave

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Speaker 2: Howvey Morning Choke.