WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: The Magic of Maller Chronicles 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.400 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:18.320 Wow. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.320 It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:29.440 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:35.400 The air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:41.199 and Danny G Radio. Happy Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, And we 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.640 have gotten together here on this glorious Sunday while I 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.720 am hanging out in Vancouver having the time of my life. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:55.840 Canadian hospitality wonderful, and we still have the pod to do, 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.000 and so we thought we'd change it up a little bit, 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.640 this being Sunday, and we'll have the radio show back today, 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.360 but with me and Danny G Radio and Danny putting 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:09.800 this together. Who this is the best of the Fifth Hour. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:19.840 Your ears are about to pop The question when I 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.520 talk about this every year, I'm fascinated about what you 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.920 do and I want to know it kind of walk 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.840 us through post contest because that's the one people ask 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.440 many questions about what happened when a human being pushes 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.679 the limits, like the Great Joey Chestnut seventy plus hot dogs. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.600 So right after how many hours does it take for 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.760 your shall we say to things to exit out of 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.640 the Yes, yes, the light the light show. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:53.280 It's a I've never exactly timed it, but I would 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.600 say it's roughly five hours before. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:56.240 Nature starts working. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:00.320 But it's weird because so after the contest, I have 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.360 to do interviews for about an hour afterwards, and they 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.480 put it, I mean in this weird like bullpen, and 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.200 they bring more people up every every five minutes to 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:08.799 interview me. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.680 So it takes it takes. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.880 About an hour to get through that, and then then 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.160 it takes an hour to get to get back to 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.200 the hotel in Manhattan. So and then I pass out, 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:24.760 and it's a about i'd say about five hours after 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.120 the contest, I wake up with a look in my 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.840 eye that I'm I'm I'm running. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:35.079 You're right, And then are we talking hours on the 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.600 iron portion? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:43.399 Yeah, it's people are like people thinking that it's it's 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.000 not the way it works is uh, there's no, it's 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:47.760 not coming out all. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:50.160 At once, so there'll be different waves. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:55.680 And uh, it comes in waves and yeah it's and 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.519 then I would I'm I'm happy I do. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.520 I gotta do what sponsor sponsorship. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:10.200 The wet wise for men, you go, Joe, that's that's 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.040 what I'm putting. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:11.200 Them to use. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:12.840 I love it. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:13.639 I love it. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.880 And then uh and how long until before before you 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.760 you feel normal? Like is there a is it a 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:20.720 couple of days? 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:21.560 Is it a week? 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:22.079 Yeah? 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.160 How long it's it takes it. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.520 And if it's a good uh, fourth July, and I'll 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.560 not be hydrated, it will take me about. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.120 A day and I have to feel pretty close to normal. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.560 Uh and then then and then another another day or 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.320 another day and a half uh to get back to 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:41.360 my normal weight. But uh, it takes it takes about 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.480 three days to get get pretty close to normal normal. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.960 But there's different degrees. 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.839 Of and when recovering afterge pushing the body that hard, 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:51.720 definitely takes some time to recover. 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:55.800 So what's your diet like normally like when you're out 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.840 just like during when you're not training for an event, 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.760 you just are you doing fast thing like. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.760 Pretty I hate pretty clean and unless I'm unless I 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.880 uh I try to once a week, I'm definitely having 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.800 uh just I want to say reward days as much 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.400 as like, oh, I'm I'm I'm enjoying enjoying food. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.840 I'm not. I'm not holding back, but I try to 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.960 keep a pretty uh pretty pretty strict diet. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:26.600 Low carb, high protein and uh and and and it 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:29.159 allows it so that I, uh that once a week, 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.800 I during the weekends, I'm I can push it with 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.960 whatever food I want, whether it's a contest or or 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:36.920 or just pure peer pleasure. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.120 So do you have a man cave with you've won 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.880 like these belts and these awards and all this all 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.480 over the country. You have like a big man cave 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.840 in your house in Indiana a trophy room or what 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:46.120 do you. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:46.960 Do with all this stuff? 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:47.560 Oh? 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.400 My god, I have Uh so, I have a couple 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.400 of boxes I never impact from California, a lot of 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.280 my trophies. I have an office with a ton of 0:04:56.360 --> 0:05:00.679 my trophies. Uh yeah, so so yeah, kind of spread around. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:04.840 I need a man cave. I need to put some 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.760 work into that. But it's uh, there's a lot of them. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.760 Uh and uh yeah, it was, it was. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.640 It's weird. You don't really I didn't. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.920 Yeah, I didn't know how many contests I did until 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.799 I was actually packing up all all the trophies. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.880 Yeah, that's so. Yeah, you never know until you move 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:21.760 how much stuff. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.240 You have, right, Yeah, it's weird. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.520 It's a pain in the pain the behind there man. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.720 All right, So how many more years you're doing this? 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:27.920 Joe? 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.720 You said you're thirty eight, right, you're going to be 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.280 forty before you know it and all that. So how 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.600 many more years do you have in this this? 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.000 I don't know. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:35.800 I feel. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.320 I feel good. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.040 I look at Tom Brady, he's still going to forty three. Uh, 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:47.320 there were forty four now. Yeah, but it's uh, I 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.840 need to make sure that I remain healthy, So I 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.279 got to keep putting work in it. It'd be nicer 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.240 to it'd be nice to start working out little bit 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:54.719 more so that. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.200 I can that I can. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:58.720 There's a couple of things I need to do to 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.000 make sure that I can stay healthy and keep pushing it. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.320 But uh, I know I got at least at least 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:03.920 two more years. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.080 Yeah. And then and you're you got the website there 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:08.760 you're selling Is that your sauce? 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:09.000 Right? 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:09.560 Your name is that? 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:10.039 Yeah? 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.120 That's you. How's that going a people buying the sauce. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:13.400 It's fun. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:17.440 Yeah, a lot of people buying sauces. Uh, and people 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.080 who love to eat. So yeah, we got the coney sauce, 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.760 which is like it's kind of like a catchup. It's uh, 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.240 it's not not not quite a sweet as a catch up, 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.600 a little bit more tang to it. And uh, then 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.440 my spicy mustard, which I'm in love with, I'll put 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:31.680 that on. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.240 Yeah, I love that on hot dogs or anything that. Yeah, 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:36.880 you can't sandwich. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.560 Once you're done physically doing the eating, would you teach 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:40.560 other people how to do it? 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:45.360 Yeah, I I've definitely, there's definitely been years. I've helped 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:50.800 over the years, uh and helped it, and I enjoy it. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.560 I enjoy seeing them push their bodies to a new 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.520 new level. Uh, it's it's a weird kind of Yeah, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:04.680 I enjoy seeing other people do it. I remember, Yeah, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:07.960 it's sometimes I'm definitely not against it. I don't think 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:12.080 I don't think there's enough enough of It's not I 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:13.680 don't want to make clear out of that, but I 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.120 still love the contest. 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.120 Yeah, but you think thirty is about the limit, right? 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:18.520 You said about where you could teach somebody. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.080 I think I think most Yeah, most people who. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.480 It's I don't. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.640 I've I've seen a lot of people who who had 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:33.920 no like natural ability, and through just shew determination, they 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.480 were able to get to thirty uh and they ate 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:41.760 like a bird naturally. And then they're doing practices and 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:46.320 some jaw exercises and throat and swallowing exercises and they're 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.720 able to work up their capacity. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:53.840 So it's uh an ability. So so it's uh anybody 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:54.440 can be trained. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:01.160 I am right now running from the mountain. I am running. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.080 I was in an instant. There was some poutine that 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.720 was dropped. I can't talk about it. So let's get 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.960 back in to the best of the Fifth Hour with me. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:12.880 Ben and Danny G. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:20.800 I love my suit Gills, Oh man, Lorena's covered in poutine. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:28.720 Fell down, Lorena's talk, Oh my god, you killed it 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:33.599 with the knife. Thanks Marcel. I will have some of 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:37.079 the most famous Mallard drops like that one, and some 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.680 flashbacks to old overnight shows. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:50.880 Good morning, Ben, Danny G, Tinder only tips in a 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.720 bit of a dry spell. Tinder Guru Danny G is. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.920 Here to have you have a romantic query and you 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.199 are under the age of fifty, and you're not week 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.040 you and to gut in thief, give up the call. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.800 All right, let's not waste any time, Danny. People need 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.439 your wisdom, your advice. You're out there, you're fighting the 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.400 good fight, Danny. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:08.760 I am. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.240 Let's do this. It is officially humped day. That means 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.160 it's time for ten d'errony's all right. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.719 Greg in San Antonio writes, and he says, my girlfriend 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.640 hasn't been in the mood lately for sex. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:20.440 What should I do. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.920 Get a new girlfriend? No, Greg, you're gonna have to 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.599 get her in the mood. Stress and other things in 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:32.200 life obviously put some of us in a bad space. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.439 Sometimes not us, guys, because most of the times that's 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.599 how we de stress, but not for most females. So 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.040 give her a massage, take her away, get her out 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.240 of whatever stress she's around. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.080 The good thing Danny about that is you doctor Drew. 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.480 When he used to do the love line, he would say, 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.679 what might might be her birth control or something? You're like, No, 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.800 just get her in the movie solid advice. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.240 From four plays underrated? 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.840 Yeah, all right, on that. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.880 Note, Robbie on Twitter writes, and he says, I met 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:04.040 a girl on Tinder quite a few good days tender power, 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.960 but I still see her on Tinder? 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.360 Should I be concerned? But it doesn't that mean he's 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.160 also on Tinder. 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:14.400 Maybe he's being a creeper just checking up on her. Thought. Yeah, 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.160 I've had this happen before, where I've been on maybe 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.000 four or five dates with a girl and she'll say, 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.280 I see that you're still on tender. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:22.360 Uh. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:26.120 Yeah, because we're not a couple yet. But yeah, so 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.920 don't don't trip out on her. I mean, if you 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.839 guys get more serious as it goes, then obviously you 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.160 need to have a little conversation about where you're at 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.160 with your thing. Yeah, because it's not a relationship until 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.400 it's a thing, and then once it's the thing, then yeah, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.000 they better get the hell off a tender. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.160 Yeah, well you're on tender. I'm not on there, but 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:43.920 a periscope. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.720 We're on a periscope right now, Yes, Eddie on FSR 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.520 if you have the periscope app. And Steve writes in 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:53.040 on Twitter he says, I've been dating a pretty hot 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:58.360 twenty year old who likes to play Justin Bieber from 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:02.240 her phone while we're hanging out. How can I change 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.480 your playlist? Yeah, well, good luck. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.800 That's the downside of a hot twenty year old bad 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.400 taste in music. So you got a schooler, you got 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:10.560 to coordinate the music. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.600 Bend the Beabs is still a thing. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:17.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they've been listening to him since 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:20.360 they were what fifteen sixteen, and he's got new music 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.080 out right now. Yeah. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.959 So well, you know, me and me and Beabes are tight. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.280 Here you are, Well, he touched me, you know he 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.000 did sounds personal. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:32.479 Well, Michael Jackson, it's just a little different schooler. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.000 On what's some good R and B? What you do, 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.040 big band? Get on Pandora or you know one of 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.360 the music websites. Play some really good classic soul, some 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.520 good classic R and B, and then practice making babies 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.800 with her to that music. She'll forget all about Justin Bieber. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.000 Who's the other guy with the Deep Boys. He died 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.240 very white, very white, that guy. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:55.240 Yeah, some extra pickles on my cheeseburger. Hey, he could 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.160 say anything and it sounded cool. What a set of 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.199 pipes of very white? He died years ago. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:03.000 Here we go, it's TINDERRONI tips Danny g Radio. Frank 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.439 writes in from piss up Frank. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:06.839 Yes, hi Frank. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.360 He says, there's a girl I like, but she's super skinny. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:16.360 I like women with curves. Am I being superficial? No, 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.280 because usually it's the other way around. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.559 I think women would like you to be superficial that way. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:25.040 Tell a girl that she needs a few tacos and burritos, 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.079 she'll take that as a compliment. But I'm the same way. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.000 I like curves too, I think a lot of guys do. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.920 But there's become the new thing, right. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.360 There's nothing wrong with the skinny girl, though, because if 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.960 you get into a serious relationship, whether you could bulk her. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.840 Up, you. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.840 Like a minor league player, you could develop the situation exactly. 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.079 I used to work with a guy twenty years ago 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.439 in radio, and he his idea of the perfect woman 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.240 was like ninety nine pounds. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.680 You know, it's just ridiculous. I always thought that's even 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:56.960 back then, I thought it's ridiculous. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:00.520 Yeah, not every girl's a spinner. So you know, some 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.280 some beef on a woman. That's good. That's a good meal. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.640 You got Eddie's attention. You definitely got Eddie's attention. And 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.720 so there's ten year on tips and plug the podcast. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.600 Do you have your own show? Yeah, it's a live 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:11.360 show podcast. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.640 Go to my twitter at Danny G Radio. You'll see 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.600 the link for the four spot and the spot. Yeah, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.280 and I've been promoting the Ben Mallor show on there too. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.520 That's not I'll thank you. That's not near any other spot, right, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:22.000 just the force. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:22.240 Now. 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.000 They wouldn't let me use the g spot. I'm not 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:28.959 sure why you just did. What is a drop? 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.600 It's not trigonometry. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.719 It's when we capture a funny moment, a moment that 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.640 really stood out in a show. Usually when a show 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:41.160 would be ending, Ben would say, hey, our one take 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.080 that hour two, there was this that could be a drop, 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.920 and or just something where we all knew, oh my god, 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.280 that's timeless, that's a drop, and nobody had to say anything. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:50.640 I already was playing it. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.199 Or something Ben said and we take it out of context, 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.599 or it just sounds funny the way he said it. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.600 I was more concerned about him giving it double fish. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:01.319 You know. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.559 I went through the computer system at FSR. I went 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.880 back six seven years and found some gems. I hope 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:20.480 you enjoy tossed. That's what you gotta right, That's what. 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:25.040 I wish I could pull off those suits. I was 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.320 so excited I wanted to pick more guys. I love 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:31.520 it all right, thank you, Stanley, Well you have more 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:36.880 real Sanley. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:37.800 Take a deep breast to. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:43.640 Me and I have intermittent chest pain and I shortness 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.720 of breath and paint in my whipt arm and my left. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:51.840 Shoulder, and say hello. I say, Coop, make sure this 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:57.920 guy gets some some medical attention, Coop. Country concert, the 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.480 live country Well, who's your favorite? Who's your who's your 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:02.520 favorite country star? 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:03.320 The guy that. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:08.960 Sees sturdy boots played for the Orioles has a porn stash? 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:22.680 How about shut up? I want a camel packaging. I 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:32.960 don't think so, Ben, But wow, oh my, oh my gosh, 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:34.840 is that real? Are you playing sound effects? 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:35.200 Danny? 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.920 Is that the bear from that new Leonardo DiCaprio movie. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.000 I swear I'm not playing any sound effects. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.160 All right, let's sit back and get your popcorn and 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.400 enjoy the work of hollering James. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:57.840 Is he waking up there? Oh my god, like a 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:58.680 water buffalo? 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.040 Oh the man? 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.560 Enjoy me? Band? Band? 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:05.960 Band? 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:07.080 You don't get their bright here? 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:07.360 Now? 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.680 Two guys is enough to me? What do you think 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:19.280 about the wizards all the way we were, Where's and gentlemen, 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:26.160 how you tart to see that scattered picture? Oh the 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:27.960 smiles we left? 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:31.800 Hello? 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:34.320 Hello? 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:45.040 Yeah, what do you think about the oil? Coop a loop? 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.880 Brocle lost Cooper loop? 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.040 And that's my man. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.120 Maybe you want to hang. 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:52.480 Out with me? 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.440 You better give me that good stuff. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:17:00.280 That's how loud it was great to see Pooh go 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:05.320 kN Eddie go to hell, King Eddie, back up, back up, 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:08.320 get jack up, cack up that beat down? You mean 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:11.360 that I gave you last night? Like us on Facebook, 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:15.160 at Facebook dot com, Slash podcast, make that a boy. 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.440 Everything Eddie touches turns to ash. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:20.400 You need to put it in this place. I'll tell 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.320 you another thing then, and you can put I'll put 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.320 this on my mama and you can. You can make 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.520 a note of this and write it down. This may 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.680 be my last call I'll ever make until Eddie dropped 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.119 the gin. And I'll tell you what. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:35.280 I implore all patriots, fans, all you English fans, all. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.840 Fans of the NFL, to rise against Eddie. 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:40.520 Garcia and stand with real talks against this issue. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:41.960 Eddie. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.600 I thought you were Blair racist. 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:52.080 All right, Dan, there He's starred in such films as 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:53.720 Furry and Ready for You? 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:56.800 Did I pity the fool that doesn't give me my burrito. 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:01.960 They're a really good job. No delay games, you could 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:03.680 just use your arm. I don't have to pay for that. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:06.159 Shout out Westbroo, here we go. 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:11.479 Yeah, it's that he knows sense hot nuts. 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:16.880 Shefalosa, right, Cephalosa, that's not his name. 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.440 Chef boy r d that chef cephalosa. 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:22.520 Next thing I know, I just saw this white thing 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.480 flying at my face. Hey do I remember? 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:29.840 And at the top of your lung scream. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:33.000 Where the white women at the white women. 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.160 The head is good, but the hump is thick. 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:42.720 You know what I mean? How dare you day gee? 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:47.920 The microphone throttler? I would like to work with seth Rogen. 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:49.000 I think that'd be really fine. 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:56.840 Wonder why, oh yeah, loop will have to pay? 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:00.680 What if she's five ten and has a dunk dunk? 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.480 Hey, Ben, I went all in on your picks and 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:15.240 I went all bro I'm gonna have Jamie Ben, You're 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:15.800 gonna have them. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:17.359 Congratulations. 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:21.280 This is weird. What's going on right now? What is 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:22.919 going on in Medford, Oregon? 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:24.320 What? 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.919 There's a guy there that what there's a guy there. Now, 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:32.880 that's Joe. That's Joe. They're having a party in Medford 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:38.640 and they're listening to our show. It's a party in Medford. Hello, Joe. Hi, 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:46.880 I like the Saints on my Peach Cobbler list. 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.440 All right, former heismoner from USC he killed two people, 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:52.280 cut their heads off? 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:55.399 What what? 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:57.200 What? No? 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:05.280 No, you idiot? Right, pat Hey told Stool. 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:08.359 That's old school. How about a lace chatty? 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:11.520 What kind of radio show are you guys to do it? 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:13.880 You got the con door? 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:15.920 What what what? 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:16.879 Just like that? 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:22.240 Don't do a lost cat magnet pencil? 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.800 Next the fifth Hour, looking back at some of the 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:29.960 great moments that you may have missed. I love the 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:30.800 Mexican people. 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:39.680 Racist Trump on his cell phone, that is his personal 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:40.320 cell phone. 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:44.639