Speaker 1: Hey, guess what. Guys, Hey guess I said?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 3: It's episode sixty?
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, we're almost two retirement. I call it
Speaker 2: a ARP. When someone turns sixty you can get a benefit,
Speaker 2: I know, but it's first of all, everyone can get
Speaker 2: a ARP.
Speaker 3: I literally just said that. More off and running.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's off on the side. I'm GONDI with my
Speaker 1: two favorite people, Diamond and Andrew, who I think are
Speaker 1: already about to fight each other. What's going on?
Speaker 3: I love you, bessos.
Speaker 1: So you know what I realized and Andrew as a
Speaker 1: producer of this show. A shame on you for never
Speaker 1: bringing this up. We were talking about from the time
Speaker 1: we started recording this podcast. I was going to interview
Speaker 1: everybody who was part of the show that didn't have
Speaker 1: a microphone. Yeah. I haven't done abby yet. Fine, Uh,
Speaker 1: you slipped right under the radar.
Speaker 3: I feel like you've gotten to know me enough from
Speaker 3: doing enough episodes. I've spoken about enough things.
Speaker 1: There's so much more to Andrew than people know.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. It's going to be making a
Speaker 3: murderer pretty much. Do the Netflix documentary. Basically, here we go.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, where should we begin? What do you
Speaker 1: think that people want to know Do they want to
Speaker 1: know about the stickers? Do they want to know about
Speaker 1: the dog?
Speaker 2: The dog?
Speaker 1: We can get to all of these things. Great, well wait,
Speaker 1: let's start here. Andrew, what what would little attitude? I
Speaker 1: also find it funny that people Andre's so sweet.
Speaker 2: He's not. No, he's not.
Speaker 1: The Only people who see it are Diamond and me
Speaker 1: and Josh. Josh sees it.
Speaker 3: Too, and every group chat that you've annoyed everybody to
Speaker 3: see it that way. And then I just sit in
Speaker 3: the group cho I don't even say a word, and
Speaker 3: it's like it's not responding.
Speaker 1: I can't help that all the group chests that we're
Speaker 1: in together pick on you. That's not my fault because
Speaker 1: you turn it against it.
Speaker 2: I do agree.
Speaker 1: Not your little friend Nick. Your little friend Nick started that,
Speaker 1: and I just sat back and was like, Wow, everybody
Speaker 1: hates Andrew.
Speaker 3: It's turd twirlers.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3: It's just an insult.
Speaker 1: Nailed it. I'll never recover, Andrew, how do you want
Speaker 1: people to know you? What do you want people to
Speaker 1: know about you?
Speaker 3: That I'm not evil? Yeah, okay, this is my episode,
Speaker 3: so I will reinforce that I would like people to
Speaker 3: know I'm not evil. I'm actually very nice and I
Speaker 3: think helpful.
Speaker 2: I think nice.
Speaker 1: People don't have to play there nice. If somebody's nice,
Speaker 1: don't other people just say, oh my god, they're so nice.
Speaker 3: They do? And then what happens is you squawk in, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fly on in, he's mean. Squaw you don't know him.
Speaker 1: Squawk Wait, who am I squawking for in that one?
Speaker 3: You parrot her? You parrot Josh, You parrot Nick. Oh,
Speaker 3: I have no original thought.
Speaker 1: I thought I was a ringleader of the people who
Speaker 1: hated you.
Speaker 2: Yes, all lies.
Speaker 3: It is my So back on track. So, yeah, nice
Speaker 3: and helpful.
Speaker 1: In the grand scheme of like characteristics and qualities, what
Speaker 1: you want people to say about you is that you're
Speaker 1: nice and helpful, and.
Speaker 3: Then I have a good heart. I look out for people.
Speaker 1: It's not kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Andrew, we were having this conversation not too long ago.
Speaker 1: I would never want someone to describe me as nice,
Speaker 1: not because I'm not nice. I just think that's one
Speaker 1: of the most boring adjectives out there.
Speaker 2: He's a nice story, he's a loser.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's boring.
Speaker 1: It's incredibly boring. It's just like you would say that
Speaker 1: about it, like literally, people walk by in the hall
Speaker 1: and how you doing?
Speaker 2: Mmm?
Speaker 3: Do I mean it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: No? I could say someone's nice, but I may not
Speaker 3: mean it, but genuinely think that I am an. I
Speaker 3: come with good intentions.
Speaker 1: But that's a better way to say it than isn't it.
Speaker 1: He's a well intentioned No, he's a well intentioned person.
Speaker 1: He's a kind person, he's a generous person.
Speaker 3: Great. I like all three of those as that from now.
Speaker 1: On, those are just better adjectives than nice. Nice is
Speaker 1: so boring.
Speaker 3: So you edit this thing. Cut where I said that,
Speaker 3: and I'll start over.
Speaker 1: You know what, people, how boring you are?
Speaker 3: Can you? Okay? So what was the question again?
Speaker 1: Nice? Try You're not getting to this. He's gonna try
Speaker 1: and slide in there.
Speaker 3: I forgot what the questions ask?
Speaker 2: Can you?
Speaker 3: Can you try it again?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: We asked, it was asked an I'm well intentioned?
Speaker 3: That was a great question. I think I'm well intentioned, generous?
Speaker 3: What was the last? Do the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Diamond? How would you want people to think of you?
Speaker 3: Why are you asking her? It's my episode. Oh wait,
Speaker 3: I could respond to that, I'm.
Speaker 1: Diamond and we laughed through the whole thing. Diamond Cooper,
Speaker 1: only la la la la, go ahead and answer the question.
Speaker 2: I would like people to think that I almost said nice.
Speaker 1: Well, if that's what you guys feel, use the word nice.
Speaker 1: It's like vanilla cool to be around that.
Speaker 2: I'm a good time, you know. Fuck off?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Now it's my turn. Now it's my turn.
Speaker 3: Maybe your turn, but it's my episode.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So do you want to spend time talking about since
Speaker 2: he's so nice and helpful? Do you remember the time
Speaker 2: that he tried to help us while we were off
Speaker 2: the grid and then he went off and ran off
Speaker 2: with some girl.
Speaker 1: Oh that girl that you had sex with on our trip?
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: What was her name? With the smoker's voice?
Speaker 3: I was scared of her. I'm being honest and.
Speaker 2: So scared that you volunteered.
Speaker 3: People say that I have a voice for radio.
Speaker 1: She took you right to name. I don't remember, man,
Speaker 1: what was your girlfriend's name? Andrew? Why are you playing
Speaker 1: so innocently?
Speaker 3: You don't know her name?
Speaker 1: Into the woods and have sex with a lady.
Speaker 3: Yep, she drove the r V to the spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the spot and he got it on.
Speaker 1: Andrew seemed like he was driving to the spot.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: A lot of touching, a lot of All we know
Speaker 1: is Andrew was supposed to try and find us some
Speaker 1: sort of place to broadcast from, and then he vanished
Speaker 1: with this woman for quite a long time, came back
Speaker 1: looking disheveled, ravaged, out of breath.
Speaker 3: It was crazy, stand porters. I was just walking and
Speaker 3: it was the altitude.
Speaker 1: Convenient excuse, Andrew, altitude convenient excuse. I do Wait, So
Speaker 1: yours is that you're fun to be around?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that I mean well by people. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know okay, yeah, uh. I could be a little bitch
Speaker 2: sometimes too, So yes, know that. But that's it.
Speaker 1: I think both of you are so far off on yourselves.
Speaker 1: But if that's how you want to be remembered, I
Speaker 1: guess I can't really Well, what.
Speaker 2: Do you Okay, I don't even want to know. I
Speaker 2: don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I would say, okay, So I would say Andrew is
Speaker 1: a very kind person for the most part. I would
Speaker 1: say he's devious.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would.
Speaker 1: Say he's he's like a multi tool He's like a
Speaker 1: pocket knife. You could plug him into a lot of
Speaker 1: different scenarios and he'd probably be very helpful in these scenarios. Also,
Speaker 1: not sure you really want to travel with him? You know, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: my poka, Wow, I love that.
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense.
Speaker 3: I agree, you traveled with me twice.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm saying this?
Speaker 3: Oh? So, I guess I'm not going to be on
Speaker 3: the next off the grid trip.
Speaker 1: Of course you are. I love you. You know what
Speaker 1: I would say about you. I think you're a good
Speaker 1: sport for the most part until he gets into his
Speaker 1: little dark place and then he just starts. You can
Speaker 1: tell when Andrew's flustered because he just mimics you. So
Speaker 1: if you say, Andrew, shut up, Inky, get it, Andrew,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: That's how you know he's at the end of his road.
Speaker 2: He is itching to do it right now, He's itching.
Speaker 3: Nope, I got nothing. But I will say Diamond was
Speaker 3: pet parroting squad do it, squawk.
Speaker 1: I think you are actually a very fabulous person, and
Speaker 1: I would recommend people hanging out with you. If there
Speaker 1: was someone that I would say, who are you gonna
Speaker 1: have a good time with you. Definitely have a good time.
Speaker 1: And he's terrible in an escape room, but that's a
Speaker 1: different story.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into it because you're trying it.
Speaker 3: You're trying it, and I'm not going.
Speaker 4: To do it.
Speaker 1: He's always like, I'd be so good on Survivor, I'd
Speaker 1: be so good an escape room. There's an escape room. Everybody,
Speaker 1: wake up. We're going to an escape room. Andrew's ass
Speaker 1: would have had us die in that escape room.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. He was breaking things. Yeah, that's a part
Speaker 3: of an escape room for me. A part of it
Speaker 3: is you test it to see if it's supposed to
Speaker 3: be on the wall.
Speaker 2: And you were breaking thing.
Speaker 1: He literally went in there and just immediately moved a
Speaker 1: bunch of starfish that the people had to like come
Speaker 1: in and be like you need to put the starfus
Speaker 1: back on the wall or else.
Speaker 2: You're going on?
Speaker 3: Was it on bel Crow? Why was it on bell Crow?
Speaker 3: I'm asking the.
Speaker 1: Question put them back. You haven't reached that point yet.
Speaker 1: He walked in, ripped the trident out of this mermaid's hands.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure he broke it again. I'm asking the obvious questions.
Speaker 1: Solved, not one question. Those are the things I would
Speaker 1: say about Andrew Diamond. I would say, is loyal, agreed, fun, agreed,
Speaker 1: is stubborn?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you know you are.
Speaker 1: You don't think your subburn?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't ask for you. White men don't get
Speaker 2: to speak on black women during Women's History Month, thank you.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, this is probably what someone's of a racist.
Speaker 3: And on Greek Independence Day, damn.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So for people who don't know what that means. Andrew
Speaker 1: for the longest time thought that he was Italian since
Speaker 1: his last name is poulieres Am, I saying.
Speaker 3: That my dad tries to see that at restaurants. I
Speaker 3: love my dad so much. In the like past couple
Speaker 3: of years, he's developed an accent when he'll say certain words,
Speaker 3: and one time he was like trying it at a
Speaker 3: restaurant and he's like, I'll take the brush and I
Speaker 3: was like, he said, like he was choking. They he
Speaker 3: meant for judo, but the way he said it was
Speaker 3: like we ula and the person brought out brushetto, which
Speaker 3: is just the tomato toast, and it was like, I'm
Speaker 3: talking a platter of just brushetto and he was like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: I meant brush, it's like, just say it like that. Then.
Speaker 3: My biggest pet peeve is when people put accents on things.
Speaker 1: When they try to pronounce words correctly, you get mad.
Speaker 1: This is so colonizing of you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I'm terrible with accents. So I'm not
Speaker 3: going to go to a restaurant that has a casadia
Speaker 3: and go I'll take that gave whatnot? It's a casadia.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to butcher your language. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to attempt it. I will either point at the casa
Speaker 3: wow or the faida. I'm not gonna goa that's not me.
Speaker 3: I am not hilarious. It's a silent ja.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it is not silent. It's
Speaker 1: actually pronounced like an age. All you have to do
Speaker 1: is say faia.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'll say fahida.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 3: Tell me where you went to vacation without putting an
Speaker 3: accent on it. Load, Oh, I went to Milan. You
Speaker 3: went to Milan. Babes went to Milan.
Speaker 1: But wait, isn't that respectful to show people that you're trying.
Speaker 3: I think it could go two ways, and for me,
Speaker 3: it goes the second way. It's great that you're trying
Speaker 3: to immerse yourself.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't care about other people's cultures. I
Speaker 1: do learning about Andrew.
Speaker 3: Wow, if I went to India and said and tried
Speaker 3: to be like, I'll take I don't even know how
Speaker 3: to say like sag pannier, but I tried it with it.
Speaker 3: Whatever you just said was god awful. How should I
Speaker 3: say it, soganeer, I'll take the sog pannier.
Speaker 1: I didn't say panier. He said zog sag is wild.
Speaker 1: I so much rather somebody says so at the restaurant.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to butcher it.
Speaker 1: You are crazy. This is crazy. All this to say
Speaker 1: our Italian friend here, Andrew Puglici, recently found out he's not,
Speaker 1: in fact really Italian. He is mostly Greek and Albanian.
Speaker 1: And today March twenty fifth, which you'll probably hear this
Speaker 1: on the twenty sixth if you're listening on the day
Speaker 1: it comes out today is Greek Independence Day OPA, and
Speaker 1: he's really making a lot of demands today. Us So
Speaker 1: I thought you weren't pronouncing things of accent.
Speaker 3: Now that's the asss, it's cheers, it's hi, le's goodbye,
Speaker 3: it's universal.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is comedy.
Speaker 1: He is, he's funny. I would say that about you.
Speaker 1: I would say you're funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: But back to Diamond, Oh, we really got away from
Speaker 1: it because it started out with I said I would
Speaker 1: say you're stubborn, and you were like, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm stubborn.
Speaker 2: Then Andrew scoffed, I don't think I'm stubborn.
Speaker 1: Not at all.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: Sorry I had to fall again. Oh, he's carrying himself
Speaker 3: over with Then.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's I think it's a quality
Speaker 1: of I know you're not gonna like this, but like
Speaker 1: some my only children, I say semi only child children
Speaker 1: because you didn't grow up with your sister in your household, right,
Speaker 1: so it's like you and your parents, so you got
Speaker 1: to be the center of everything. Nobody ever beat you
Speaker 1: up when you were little, stole toys from you, kicked
Speaker 1: your ass around, Yes.
Speaker 2: Yes they did. My cousins will come over every.
Speaker 1: Week every weekend. Live with it.
Speaker 6: You have to live with it.
Speaker 1: We like fear that you might wake up to someone
Speaker 1: holding a pillow over your face.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that wasn't happening. Okay, But like, how does
Speaker 2: that make me stubborn?
Speaker 1: I think. When you have an idea in your head,
Speaker 1: you will not stray from that idea.
Speaker 3: Also, someone crosses you, they will never get back in.
Speaker 3: The door is firmly closed. On the podcast before Glue Concrete,
Speaker 3: I never even knew there was a door there.
Speaker 2: Fort knocks, baby locked.
Speaker 1: No, you won't let somebody come back ever, because that
Speaker 1: would then be stubborn, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2: Okay? So maybe yeah, no, no, you can't come back.
Speaker 3: My mom is the same way sign as you too,
Speaker 3: virgo not to make it harder, scopey, but it is weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, you know, yeah, I wish I could.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: What So you don't believe in second chances?
Speaker 2: Not anymore? I used to do.
Speaker 1: You think you deserve a second chance?
Speaker 2: Ever it depends on what I do wrong to someone?
Speaker 1: So never you don't think you've ever deserved a second chance,
Speaker 1: Or there's never been a time where maybe you've crossed
Speaker 1: somebody or done something wrong to somebody and thought, shit,
Speaker 1: I wish I could go back and fix that, if
Speaker 1: they give me a chance, I would like to. You've
Speaker 1: never had that feeling stuff.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but I think that I I overthink things before
Speaker 2: I do like a lot of things, so like I
Speaker 2: consider people's feelings a lot more so, like I go
Speaker 2: out of my way to make sure, like I don't
Speaker 2: like hurting people's feelings and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good way to describe you too.
Speaker 1: I would say you're definitely considerate, Oh, thank you, fun, loyal,
Speaker 1: I think you're interested, okay, and things. I think I
Speaker 1: think you are, and I think that's good. Like curiosity
Speaker 1: is a really to me, such a green flag in people.
Speaker 1: I think you're curious.
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything. I'm sending your mind in my
Speaker 3: own business.
Speaker 2: Cool, are you? That's another thing? He doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to mind his own business? Yeah, he jumps in explain, Well,
Speaker 2: maybe it's because I'm a gossiper. Oh, you always know
Speaker 2: that you can get the gossip out of me, or
Speaker 2: you think you can. So you're like, what happened? What's
Speaker 2: going on? So you're walking down the hall talking to
Speaker 2: that person. What were they saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of I got something to talk about you
Speaker 3: after this, So I want to get the gossip on it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. This is excited.
Speaker 2: I hope I haven't.
Speaker 1: I would genuinely like all messing around the side. I
Speaker 1: don't really have any bad things to say about either
Speaker 1: of you. I think you're both really good people, which
Speaker 1: is why I'm happy that you're part of the podcast,
Speaker 1: and hopefully in some capacity I can keep you guys.
Speaker 1: So you have to be every part of every episode.
Speaker 1: I got it with him, yeah, or we can work
Speaker 1: on that. We can take him out if we want.
Speaker 1: He's barely here anyway. Shows up for like, let's talk
Speaker 1: about your March. How many days did you actually work
Speaker 1: in the month of March.
Speaker 3: I work every day. It just may not be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's in Disney. It was just sad.
Speaker 3: But guess what, I still did all my work in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm just saying, how many days did you
Speaker 1: report to work?
Speaker 3: So it's interesting that you said I was Elon.
Speaker 1: Musky and tell me five things you did this month.
Speaker 3: I did. Oh my god, that's funny you made.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 3: That was a flip. I did all my stuff in
Speaker 3: the morning. I don't understand. It's your job and my
Speaker 3: job is here. Do you know what it is? It's
Speaker 3: to sit out there so you could come run by
Speaker 3: my desk and then go fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and were you here for that?
Speaker 3: No, so I missed work because I didn't get that,
Speaker 3: not one time.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't like you being gone.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, No, I have no one to take things
Speaker 1: out one hey, Diamond.
Speaker 3: Well you're the rageous building.
Speaker 1: And oh absolutely, as soon as you got back, I
Speaker 1: kicked that box I.
Speaker 3: Fire desk you did. Actually, that was your welcome back.
Speaker 3: It was a middle finger and a kick.
Speaker 1: And that's how you know. I love you.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know that. He says he
Speaker 2: gets all of his work done in the morning, but
Speaker 2: yet he loves to talk about the fact that he's
Speaker 2: here until three pm. So what are you doing going
Speaker 2: to get after we're going to get macha.
Speaker 3: No, not going to matcha.
Speaker 1: Damon Hi five from across the room, ma'am. But if
Speaker 1: you got all your stuff done in the morning, but
Speaker 1: you stay until the evening to get all your podcast
Speaker 1: stuff done, who's been doing your podcast stuff while you're gone?
Speaker 3: I still was doing it.
Speaker 1: So you didn't get your stuff done in the morning,
Speaker 1: So you lie, So you're a liar.
Speaker 3: I don't need to give a time sheet.
Speaker 1: If you can pull out your phone right now and
Speaker 1: tell me what's on your for You page, Diamond. You two, well, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see my for you page is Oh god. The
Speaker 1: first thing that pops up is Kim and Kanye. The
Speaker 1: second thing that pops up is the difference between a
Speaker 1: rich person's thumb and a poor person's thumb. What yep?
Speaker 1: Then I have some girl dancing in a locker room.
Speaker 1: Then I have you guys remember prison Bay, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have him. You know why he's on there. I've
Speaker 1: got Scott Peterson and slowly rotting in prison through the years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, mine is the problems with Amelia Perez.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember specifically when you were sitting at your
Speaker 1: but you're at your actual desktop typing in things looking.
Speaker 3: For mine is what's real OCD versus not OCD?
Speaker 2: Where are you seeing this?
Speaker 6: Just like here go to the little medical Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: People going to Disney, which actually super bothered me because
Speaker 3: I think it knew I was in Disney. I got
Speaker 3: to shut off my location services.
Speaker 1: It's definitely knows you're in Disney.
Speaker 3: I hate Disney bloggers. I've decided I hate Bean Park bloggers.
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Is it your best friend coaster boy Josh?
Speaker 3: He's not a blogger.
Speaker 1: But he got his name because he would review roller coasters.
Speaker 3: I get that, but I'm talking about jos in here.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about new age people that sit there and
Speaker 3: they are like, cur are five things that you need
Speaker 3: to try the next time you're at Walt Disney World, like,
Speaker 3: shut up, can do it?
Speaker 2: Inane?
Speaker 3: It just bothers me. Yeah, that's I don't really have.
Speaker 3: Oh in doxins, A lot of doxins.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've skipped over a lot of things
Speaker 1: that are probably on that page, because you can't only
Speaker 1: have five things on your page.
Speaker 3: I got white lotus, A millennial mole. I don't know
Speaker 3: what a millennial mole is. Let's see, do I have it?
Speaker 3: I do what? Wait, they're saying millennials on the inside
Speaker 3: of their wrist have the millennial mole.
Speaker 2: Inside of a Oh I have I have one?
Speaker 1: This I don't have any more.
Speaker 2: Let me see. You don't have anythingn't see that's the
Speaker 2: inside of yours, that's literally outside. Come be serious, millennial.
Speaker 4: I'm not good.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have it.
Speaker 2: I have something right here. You can't see it, but
Speaker 2: like like a TV test. Oh my god, wait no,
Speaker 2: but it looks like it a little bit.
Speaker 3: I think my uh, this thing the male Yeah, the
Speaker 3: alopecia patch. I think it's spreading to my arms.
Speaker 1: Your alopecia is spreading.
Speaker 3: Yes, because I've noticed on my arm there's several spots
Speaker 3: that just stopped growing. Here.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Interesting. What do you do about it?
Speaker 3: If I go bald, I will legit, probably lose my mind.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 1: There's a chance that you will.
Speaker 3: Thankfully. My dad has a rich head of hair.
Speaker 1: It comes through your mom's side. What does your mom's
Speaker 1: dad look like?
Speaker 3: Well, he passed away, okay, at a very young age,
Speaker 3: so I don't know. Oh boy, what it could How
Speaker 3: old are you? Thirty three?
Speaker 1: I feel like you would have already had little shades
Speaker 1: of bald Yeah, of losing your hair?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how bad for so many people that are balding
Speaker 3: at this age, because yeah, that's that's intense.
Speaker 1: Don't hair shame people. He comes in here and he
Speaker 1: flips the little curls around. I'm so excited about there
Speaker 1: he goes there, he goes good Lord, but you know,
Speaker 1: with hair plugs and stuff, now, it's really not that serious.
Speaker 3: True to Turkey.
Speaker 1: By the way, Andrew, trust me as someone who pretty
Speaker 1: much went bald. It does suck, so thank you for
Speaker 1: telling me that you would have killed yourself my life
Speaker 1: O Diamond, Wow.
Speaker 3: Damn it, Diamond.
Speaker 1: What's on your free page?
Speaker 2: Someone drinking macha, a girl getting her hair done, somewhat
Speaker 2: what I eat in a day. I get a lot
Speaker 2: of those. I don't know why I'm interested. Some love
Speaker 2: Island news. What else? Someone with dandriff on their scalp.
Speaker 2: They're getting a treatment.
Speaker 1: Don't you think the's like?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Sum us up though? Like that we are looking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my Facebook one is different. My Facebook one is
Speaker 2: like you ever see those yucky toe videos where they're
Speaker 2: getting their toes downe? No, what do you here?
Speaker 1: Whenever I go on Facebook, which is not as often
Speaker 1: as I think I would like it to be, I
Speaker 1: feel like Facebook has sort of made a comeback.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know Andrew's rolling his eyes, but I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Facebook is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Facebook is it?
Speaker 3: Facebook is there?
Speaker 1: Especially especially for the ethnics. I'm just saying, but mine
Speaker 1: a always shark videos, like stupid, unbelievable shark videos. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm also afraid that half of the content that you
Speaker 3: see now is just AI stuff. It's so scary it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be the death of me because so much of
Speaker 1: it is people playing with animals that they would never
Speaker 1: be able to play with. Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys saw the video of the polar bear that
Speaker 1: hopped onto the side of the boat to be rescued
Speaker 1: and then they invited it on and they were like
Speaker 1: rubbing its face.
Speaker 3: It wasn't real.
Speaker 1: It was completely fake. And you can tell because they've
Speaker 1: got like seven fingers when they're betting it. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's scary crazy.
Speaker 6: What are you?
Speaker 2: What is that you get that toe jam out of there?
Speaker 3: ToeJam?
Speaker 2: To get the toe jam, it's a lot of ingrown toenails.
Speaker 1: And just touching it with their beer fingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're sick. It's either this or cake decorating videos.
Speaker 2: So I'm just back and forth.
Speaker 3: That is not like look so good.
Speaker 2: You see the ones where they're like, why is it
Speaker 2: choosing gloves?
Speaker 1: Do you know what we never see by the way,
Speaker 1: Diamond's feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're disgusting.
Speaker 1: When have you seen Diamond's feet?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 1: Never, He's here. It comes to down, Josh grab it
Speaker 1: might take this one hold on, how would you describe Andrew.
Speaker 4: To who to anyone about what time me out what.
Speaker 1: I said, Tell me about your friend Andrew, how would
Speaker 1: you describe him? Because I asked Andrew how he wants
Speaker 1: people to think of him, Like, what does he want
Speaker 1: people to know about him? He said, I want them
Speaker 1: to think I'm nice and helpful?
Speaker 4: Right, right, right?
Speaker 1: Okay, I said, I think he's fairly he's a pretty
Speaker 1: kind person, but he's devious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but sometimes I feel someone who has
Speaker 4: that makeup goes above and beyond that to the point
Speaker 4: that it's kind of phony. Sometimes. Oh yes, it's just
Speaker 4: not reality, but it's like what he wants people to think, right.
Speaker 1: Like performative. Yes, well, you're trying to cleanse your soul
Speaker 1: because you've done something like run over a marmot on
Speaker 1: our off the grid trip.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember that thud.
Speaker 1: I remember the thud, and I remember him not even
Speaker 1: stopping for a second. He just kept going.
Speaker 3: Because you made the story up and then all convinced
Speaker 3: yourselves it was collective amnesia.
Speaker 4: You've said before that and I won't say the situation,
Speaker 4: but that someone was being mean to you in life
Speaker 4: and you were going to take the higher road and
Speaker 4: be nice out of spite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just say it. It was my aunt. I
Speaker 3: don't care and I still do it.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, that might be a good way to describe Andrew.
Speaker 3: Yeah he rolled again, not doing it.
Speaker 4: You're not getting any nice drive you also have. I'd
Speaker 4: say this like sassy meanness that I see in some
Speaker 4: other people sometimes like that. I know it's in there.
Speaker 4: I know deep down you have the cynicism and it
Speaker 4: comes out in some of your comments when you're roasting people,
Speaker 4: and it's like, I know it's in there, but he
Speaker 4: like presents like he doesn't have that.
Speaker 1: But we know that is devious.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. So that's what it falls under. That's where
Speaker 3: you're categorizing it. And the devious folder got it?
Speaker 1: Where would you put it?
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's the folder for it.
Speaker 1: Do you deny it?
Speaker 3: No, Like, if I know somebody that I trust, I
Speaker 3: can do that, Like I like all of you. Therefore
Speaker 3: you know that part fair enough. I really connected with
Speaker 3: the Leslie Bibb comment on White Lotus this week, when
Speaker 3: Carrie Kon's character is sitting there being like, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna say how I feel and she's like no, no,
Speaker 3: don't like, don't make this awkward, and she's saying, like,
Speaker 3: mind your managers, and she's like, one person's manners is
Speaker 3: another person's like respect to a certain way, or just
Speaker 3: kind of like.
Speaker 1: You nailed it.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 4: So he relates to that mega character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go myself.
Speaker 1: He has the mega face. Remember that was like the
Speaker 1: most hurtful comment anyone ever left him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. I'm surprised Andrew support.
Speaker 4: I don't think you have a mega face.
Speaker 1: No, but somebody else did. They said, Oh, he totally
Speaker 1: looks like a maga.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They were like, I'm surprising Andrew was a Democrat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because this family owns you.
Speaker 3: Again, wouldn't be working here, would not be working.
Speaker 1: Here, he would because it's performative.
Speaker 3: Nice Okay, Yeah, I could go perform somewhere else, on
Speaker 3: a different island, in a whole different country.
Speaker 1: Josh, did you know that on our first trip off
Speaker 1: the grid, Andrew escaped into the woods with some lady
Speaker 1: with a very raspy voice. Came back looking disheveled and sweaty.
Speaker 3: And I said it was the altitude sickness.
Speaker 1: And he said it was altitude sickness.
Speaker 3: Cat Cat.
Speaker 1: It was cat cat with the deep raspy voice who
Speaker 1: muscled him into the woods. It was crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: You know why?
Speaker 3: I could find a broadcast location.
Speaker 1: Oh there was some broadcasting going on. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: Good one.
Speaker 1: They laughed, don't say the parrot thing, I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: Dad is a parrot.
Speaker 4: Then oh the squawk? Yes, I love the squawk?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh you sold it from Josh?
Speaker 3: No I did it.
Speaker 4: No, it's his, No, it's his. But yeah, he uses
Speaker 4: it in a group chat regularly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take what you say. In the minute. Somebody's like, I.
Speaker 1: Feel that way too.
Speaker 3: I'm like squawk, I feel that way to squawk.
Speaker 1: So people aren't allowed to disagree with someone else's opinion.
Speaker 3: No, because I could see the butt kissing. Don't try me.
Speaker 4: Are two friends that are real crush on each other,
Speaker 4: so they just defend everything.
Speaker 3: The other person says, yeah, so is it Tommy and Nick?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 1: So we're trying to get to know Andrew in this
Speaker 1: episode because we've gotten in a lot of other people.
Speaker 1: What would you what would you think? Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: really quickly, he said, people who like and review theme
Speaker 1: parks are freaks.
Speaker 4: Okay, he what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I meant, I was like someone about your best friend,
Speaker 1: coaster boy Josh, who used to review roller coasters and
Speaker 1: talk about them and loves a get theme park. I meant, Josh,
Speaker 1: that's what he said.
Speaker 3: That is not what I said. And you're gonna tape Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're gonna play it with disjointed words put together. Hm,
Speaker 3: I said Disney influencers specifically, from when I was there
Speaker 3: this past weekend, all my feed kept showing me where
Speaker 3: people being like, I got Pixie dusted at Disney, your
Speaker 3: room got upgraded. Call it that, call it that. Please,
Speaker 3: for the love of Jesus, I can't. It annoyed me.
Speaker 4: This is the cynicism that I'm talking about, right.
Speaker 1: It was gonna take a while, but we got.
Speaker 4: There at the same time. This guy, this is the
Speaker 4: guy that goes like four times a year.
Speaker 3: I love it. It brings me so much joy.
Speaker 1: Didn't you just skip like two weeks of work to
Speaker 1: take your mom there?
Speaker 4: But also doesn't buy an annual pass, which would be
Speaker 4: like one thousand dollars cheaper than I.
Speaker 3: Would like to say. I did ask for one for Christmas,
Speaker 3: and that was the one thing they'd be just skipped
Speaker 3: over that the gift.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you've probably spent over two thousand dollars
Speaker 4: in tickets and they cost like half.
Speaker 3: That And for sure, that's why I asked for one
Speaker 3: this year. And then when it came to Christmas, I
Speaker 3: was thinking, oh man, I'm gonna get it, not gonna
Speaker 3: have to pay for tickets this year. It's my nice Okay.
Speaker 4: So then after you don't get it for Christmas, then
Speaker 4: you purchase it because it's the smarter financial decision.
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to spend.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about decisions because his family almost yachts yep.
Speaker 4: I mean, I I do have theories, like with how
Speaker 4: many movies he buys on Voodoo that there's got to
Speaker 4: be some sort of money coming in because he'll buy
Speaker 4: like five movies a week, add like twenty five bucks
Speaker 4: a pop, and it's like, I know what you make?
Speaker 4: Where is coming from? Andrew is a true gossip like
Speaker 4: that is a part of his personality. Like look at.
Speaker 3: The time we got a.
Speaker 4: Go on Josh, I just know he. I mean, that's
Speaker 4: why he has millions of group chats, Like did we
Speaker 4: notice about Andrew too? He has so he'll have like
Speaker 4: a main group chat. But then he'll have a side
Speaker 4: group chats based on that group chat, and then like
Speaker 4: go to the side chat of the group chat.
Speaker 3: I was just like, everybody says this, but who started
Speaker 3: the last fourteen group chats? It wasn't me. I did
Speaker 3: start when yesterday though, but that was because I had
Speaker 3: an announcement I had to make to specific people.
Speaker 1: What was the announcement?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say that here anyway.
Speaker 1: Diamond, did you get the announcement?
Speaker 3: You both were?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, why was I in the group chat?
Speaker 2: You are business?
Speaker 1: Get that hell out of here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Okay, Josh, what else do you want us to
Speaker 1: know about Andrew?
Speaker 2: Um?
Speaker 4: Well, let me think about it for a second. I mean,
Speaker 4: I feel like we're only saying bad things, right.
Speaker 1: No, I said a lot of good things about him. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't worry.
Speaker 4: He's a very generous guy.
Speaker 1: I said that. That was one of the words I
Speaker 1: use about him.
Speaker 4: He's very he's very thoughtful. He is a supportive friend.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Those are nice.
Speaker 4: He's always there to listen.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 4: That's probably part of this.
Speaker 3: Is my moment. Let me have my moments.
Speaker 1: How come we haven't done that to Josh yet?
Speaker 3: This is my episode. See nice things.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll clean this up to make you look
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I so believe.
Speaker 4: I don't worry a lot of editing.
Speaker 1: I said this. I said Andrew comes off as like
Speaker 1: the greatest two people who don't really know him, the nicest, sweetest,
Speaker 1: Oh how could you beat me? And Andrew? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's so lovely and amazing, when in reality he's a
Speaker 1: devious little bitch, which is how I told him he
Speaker 1: needs to do his his Survivor audition tape. Just act
Speaker 1: that way, be yourself, don't try to be the nice guy,
Speaker 1: be Andrew. It's important.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Again, I think that'll probably I just would be
Speaker 3: a little worried. You know what. I wouldn't be worried
Speaker 3: that if I had to watch it back on TV
Speaker 3: and all the bad things i'd say about people, because honestly,
Speaker 3: they're probably all gonna be lame. Anyway.
Speaker 6: Oh there we go.
Speaker 1: See that should be in your audition tape.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I feel like the minute there's a
Speaker 3: camp counselor, I'd be out. I'd be like, oh god,
Speaker 3: they're trying to organize things or trying to make everybody
Speaker 3: like Kumbaya. I hate a Kumbaya moment. Hate it, hate them,
Speaker 3: I hate ough just annoy you hate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's dissect this.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. It just feels so just like
Speaker 3: culty to me, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: People share and joy.
Speaker 3: It feels camp orientation leader. I don't like camp. I
Speaker 3: don't like that. Creeps me out, like hippie ishugh, like
Speaker 3: all living under the same commune. Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: I feel like deep down inside of you have a
Speaker 1: lot of hippie like tendencies for sure.
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to organize everyone. Well, as I've
Speaker 3: told Josh before, there's no such thing as an Italian hippie.
Speaker 3: But I guess you could also apply it to Greek
Speaker 3: and Albanian. You're not Italian, but yeah, there's no such
Speaker 3: thing as those does not exist, because I know somebody
Speaker 3: who's fundament like really tries to portray that image. No, No,
Speaker 3: that's not a thing.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I would say that's probably true.
Speaker 1: No Italian hippies, well, like if.
Speaker 4: Like maybe like Northeast Italians, Yeah, because like you're just
Speaker 4: raised around trains, so like, how can you be peaceful? Ever?
Speaker 4: Likes there's too many bombs there's too many con men,
Speaker 4: there's too many trains, like you're never gonna be peaceful,
Speaker 4: like it's it's wired into you by like five years old, properly.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the peaceful Italian person I know, don't.
Speaker 2: You don't know what?
Speaker 1: I'm not really caught up with any Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's peaceful Italians. I think my mom is a peaceful Italian.
Speaker 2: She used to scratch the glass at the zoo.
Speaker 1: Did you know that about his mother?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: She's a glass tapper really at the zoo. He was like,
Speaker 1: this is how he posed it. Okay, he said, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about Donna. Donna is basically like
Speaker 1: a big cat whisperer. We said, what tell us more?
Speaker 1: He said, she just goes up to the glass and
Speaker 1: she does this little scratch thing. And they all approached.
Speaker 1: We said, Andrew, your mother taps on the glass at
Speaker 1: the zoo and stresses the animals out.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: And what did he say? Don't you dare talk about Donna.
Speaker 1: Don't you say a word about my mother.
Speaker 3: Talk about my fucking mother? Yes, that is I mean,
Speaker 3: I feel bad, I see it.
Speaker 2: I understand something about that family and what they do
Speaker 2: to animals. That's all I'm gonna leave in.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Diamond wanted to share that about Does Josh
Speaker 1: know that story?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you know that Andrew inappropriately touched
Speaker 2: a dog?
Speaker 3: Do you know Diamond took a picture of a dog's
Speaker 3: inner leg and goes, that's the penis. No, there was
Speaker 3: no penis to be found. No.
Speaker 2: See, you see how people try to twist stories. I
Speaker 2: know that I did what the women do, but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's not what happened.
Speaker 3: And now every single person, when I see a dog,
Speaker 3: you go, he touches animals inappropriate.
Speaker 2: H I'm like, keeping the dog away, save your dog.
Speaker 1: So diamond story is that there was a dog laying
Speaker 1: on his back. Yes, and Andrew jerked it off.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And she tells people this when I see
Speaker 3: a dog, do you know he touches him inappropriately? Meanwow?
Speaker 3: Miss I would take a dog if it yelled at me.
Speaker 3: Miss I'd keep the dog at home all day and
Speaker 3: walk it on a treadmill. Please.
Speaker 4: Then there's the hamster story.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: Fully believe that, but the family did have a bunch
Speaker 4: of guinea pigs that did.
Speaker 3: We had one guinea pig. It was Herman and it
Speaker 3: was Jackie's pet.
Speaker 1: Is this the wing your dad ran over?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was a that was a hermit creb
Speaker 3: god Herman, our guinea pig. Jackie was the primary caretaker
Speaker 3: of Herman.
Speaker 4: I was very explode.
Speaker 3: No, he did not explode. Well, so what happened. What
Speaker 3: happened was Jackie did not realize that you can't just
Speaker 3: feed an animal. You also have to give it water too,
Speaker 3: So she literally just kept feeding it and it died
Speaker 3: of dehydration. Yeah, yeah, Herman.
Speaker 1: And that was just one.
Speaker 3: That we only had one guinea pig. I think that
Speaker 3: was the test to get a dog, and Jackie failed
Speaker 3: for us, then.
Speaker 4: There was essentially guinea pig.
Speaker 3: Want to look at that.
Speaker 1: He was the guinea pig.
Speaker 3: Of the My dad would do that intentionally too, like
Speaker 3: we go to guinea pig, it's the guinea pig and
Speaker 3: you failed. That's so something my dad would do.
Speaker 1: And then you killed Nix hamster.
Speaker 3: I never killed Nick's hamster. That is the biggest why.
Speaker 1: We could call Nick right now and he would tell
Speaker 1: us one on nine eleven. Then he ran over the marmot.
Speaker 3: I never ran over a marmot.
Speaker 1: And then he jacked off a dog here we yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andrew. There's a lot of smoke here. Usually
Speaker 1: where there's smoke, there's fire. We've got four separate stories
Speaker 1: of four different animal abuses coming from a mother who
Speaker 1: scratches the glass.
Speaker 3: Yep, don't talk about my fucking mother.
Speaker 1: I love doll She's great. She makes really good chicken
Speaker 1: parm she does Lapasta is amazing.
Speaker 3: Raby olies are always good.
Speaker 1: But it seems like animal mutation kind of runs in
Speaker 1: the DNA. Something weird. Disrespect of the animals.
Speaker 4: They do have. The family does have a dog that
Speaker 4: has survived, Luna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's a good girl.
Speaker 1: But also Andrew knows that he can't get too close
Speaker 1: to really cute animals because he'll squish them to death.
Speaker 4: I do have I call them Lenny hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and that phrase has truly taken off.
Speaker 4: They're so big, they're uncoordinated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just crushing.
Speaker 1: Things out here. Yeah, that's fine. Should we Does Josh
Speaker 1: know this story about the stickers? Does Diamond know the
Speaker 1: story about the stickers?
Speaker 2: I have no clue.
Speaker 1: Have you heard this go on? Andrew?
Speaker 3: So we were really young. I was really young.
Speaker 1: And thirty one.
Speaker 3: We had a family that lived up the street and
Speaker 3: they were like a year or two older than me,
Speaker 3: and we went over their house and we went upstairs
Speaker 3: to their room and they were like, hey, like, do
Speaker 3: you like these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: like these stickers. And they were twins, and so then
Speaker 3: of course like it's me with two twin girls. And
Speaker 3: so then they're like, hey, do you want any of
Speaker 3: these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I want the stickers.
Speaker 3: And they were like, I'm real bad. If you like,
Speaker 3: take off your pants, you can get the stickers. And
Speaker 3: so I was like, duh, I'll get the stickers. You
Speaker 3: know when you're four or five years old? Yeah? Done?
Speaker 3: You were four or.
Speaker 1: Five, Andrew the first time he told us this story,
Speaker 1: you were like nine.
Speaker 3: No, I was four or five.
Speaker 6: Mode it down for some stickers.
Speaker 3: I did, and then I went downstairs. My mom was like,
Speaker 3: look at all these wonderful stickers. And I was like,
Speaker 3: do you know what I did? Toget them? And then
Speaker 3: my mom was like what We left very shortly after that.
Speaker 3: It wasn't I think that real? Uh, that was a hard.
Speaker 6: So you went downstairs. You told your mom did you
Speaker 6: say it out loud for everyone to hear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really exciting. I'm talking These were the
Speaker 3: stickers that were like kind of puffy. You know which
Speaker 3: ones I'm talking about, Yes, oh, yeah, yes. And this
Speaker 3: was in the nineties when that was like the sticker heyday,
Speaker 3: because that was like at Leasta Frank stickers with the dolphins,
Speaker 3: the polar bears everything.
Speaker 1: He could really jazz up a binder.
Speaker 3: You really could.
Speaker 6: What did the twins like parents say?
Speaker 2: What was like? What?
Speaker 4: I do not know because they learned this technique from Yeah,
Speaker 4: so true.
Speaker 1: There's so many things to unpack with this story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, it wasn't stick He didn't just pull his pants down,
Speaker 1: He pulled it all down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, you showed them your little dingle I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't have been literally got a lot of stickers.
Speaker 1: And to this day, Andrew loves a good sticker. So
Speaker 1: if you see him in the street, you can easily
Speaker 1: bribe him to take his pants off.
Speaker 3: It's like a pavlog dog response stickers and oops.
Speaker 4: Do you talk about how you like almost moved to Pittsburgh?
Speaker 1: What I think he might was it around the time
Speaker 1: that you showed up for your interview here with a.
Speaker 3: Suit on, and I almost moved there instead or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have been like a PR person for the bank.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Sounds like, oh, well, PR for a bank that's.
Speaker 3: Yea, and Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: We have listeners in Pittsburgh, Andrew, I met some very
Speaker 2: nice people from Pittsburgh, Samond she ran away from us. Ye.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Pittsburgh is a wonderful city, but I don't
Speaker 3: think that would be good for me to move all
Speaker 3: the way there to do PR for a bank. That
Speaker 3: just sounds not great.
Speaker 1: Andrew said he's dropped a lot of gems today. He
Speaker 1: said if he lost his hair, he would kill himself.
Speaker 1: I never said that he did, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I'm still alive.
Speaker 2: Not me.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: Would you say, you're.
Speaker 3: Going to try it? You're going to take what I
Speaker 3: said there, and then inserted, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1: That I'm not in the business.
Speaker 3: Cronkite in this interview. You nice try, Josh.
Speaker 1: I do like the fact that as soon as you
Speaker 1: showed up, Andrew really became a monster. He was trying
Speaker 1: to hold up. He was trying to keep up the facade.
Speaker 1: Josh Watson, you know you can lie anymore. You need
Speaker 1: to be part of this more often.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of Andrew stuff.
Speaker 3: More go, Barbara Walters, it's your trance to tell us
Speaker 3: all Walter cronkite.
Speaker 1: Barbara Walters, when's the last time you watched the news?
Speaker 3: While?
Speaker 2: He stopped watching after Nora O'Donnell.
Speaker 3: I did. I the CBS Evening News. I really love
Speaker 3: the CBS News. I love it. I watch it at five.
Speaker 3: I go until seven because then inside Edition comes out
Speaker 3: and I like inside Edition? Is that Deborah Norville?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think it's that edition is I don't
Speaker 1: mind it because I was an effect from not long
Speaker 1: ago and you were very specifically in all caps.
Speaker 2: I don't love Devord Norville.
Speaker 3: I like her. Sometimes the show uses weird sound effects
Speaker 3: that I dislike. It's not great. I don't like that one.
Speaker 3: But six point thirty that's my jam. But Nora o'donald
Speaker 3: retired makes.
Speaker 1: Me so you just stop watching the news?
Speaker 3: No, I still watch it between five and seven. That's
Speaker 3: my time. That's my news time for local news into
Speaker 3: the CBS Evening News.
Speaker 6: Other stories.
Speaker 4: Barbara Walters, he does need a haircut. Right now.
Speaker 3: I do today.
Speaker 1: Not too much though, because he'll kill himself.
Speaker 4: Did he tell you about his barber that he drives
Speaker 4: an hour four Andrew?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Your family has yachts.
Speaker 3: You keep saying that.
Speaker 1: Drives an hour for a barber, unless it's.
Speaker 4: How much he thinks they like needs his charge every
Speaker 4: two months.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, it's all riding on him, and I
Speaker 3: feel bad. And he does do a good job with
Speaker 3: the haircut.
Speaker 4: He has multiple barbers within walking distance of his apartment.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I understand, but I feel bad, so
Speaker 3: I still go.
Speaker 1: You drive an hour and a half. How much is
Speaker 1: the haircut?
Speaker 3: It's an hour?
Speaker 1: How much? Okay, how much is the.
Speaker 3: How much does the hair fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks?
Speaker 6: Fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: And this is what you come back with after two months.
Speaker 4: It's an electric car too, so you have to like
Speaker 4: stop and charge it at a mall. You'll like, I'll
Speaker 4: open up my find my friend and see Andrews just
Speaker 4: at like a mall, sitting still for like an hour.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, we all have each other's locations.
Speaker 1: How often do you check everybody else's I don't check.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what he claims.
Speaker 3: This is prejection from everyone else. I genuinely do not care.
Speaker 4: I see you check people's locations before before a concert.
Speaker 4: We were at a restaurant. You checked to where Nick
Speaker 4: was exactly. I was looking to see where he was
Speaker 4: because you check it. So you check it.
Speaker 3: But I don't sit there by myself and just open
Speaker 3: it up to be like, oh, where are my sims?
Speaker 4: Did you not just say prove when I check it
Speaker 4: and I just gave you a point was coming there?
Speaker 3: That makes sense to me. I don't sit there and
Speaker 3: just randomly check locations.
Speaker 1: Never on the weekend. You've never been like, I wonder
Speaker 1: where Josh is doing location?
Speaker 3: Because that's your privacy. I don't.
Speaker 2: He's a liar if it.
Speaker 1: If we want a privacy, we wouldn't share a location
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: Yes, but I know it's not an app you fire
Speaker 4: up just to check it. It's like, oh, where's Andrew.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about inviting him to something? What's he doing
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 3: I think that way. I genuinely don't.
Speaker 1: I promise the lady doth protest too much.
Speaker 3: Because you're making me doth protest? Have you thought of that? Cool?
Speaker 1: Do you check people's locations?
Speaker 2: I do for I call people. I want to call someone,
Speaker 2: If they're not home, then I'm like, okay, I'll leave.
Speaker 1: Them alone all Sometimes if I'm just like texting someone,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, where are they right now? When I'm texting,
Speaker 1: I just assume that they're probably at home, because if
Speaker 1: they're out doing things and be texting me. But a
Speaker 1: lot of times I'll be pick where you want.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, I want to go to dinner. Is
Speaker 4: Andrew still at work? So I'll check his location?
Speaker 3: But instead you'll see me at the mall charging my car.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna get rid of that car anytime soon?
Speaker 3: I mean it's a three year lease and I'm on
Speaker 3: year two.
Speaker 1: Is that the car that you crashed Josh in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as I was incredibly vulnerable post surgery, I.
Speaker 3: Picked you up and then crashed him. The lies and
Speaker 3: slander going in this story?
Speaker 1: Wait, what about okay, Andrew? What about that story? Is untrue?
Speaker 1: You picked him up? He got lasick? Right?
Speaker 2: Yes, So he's.
Speaker 1: Blind in the car, trying to sleep because he's not
Speaker 1: allowed to see sunlight or open his eyes. He's just
Speaker 1: at your mercy.
Speaker 3: I got Ray Charles in the seat next to me,
Speaker 3: sitting diamond.
Speaker 1: Did you not know this?
Speaker 6: Yes, but just the thought of Josh lay him back
Speaker 6: in the chair.
Speaker 3: He's got his eyes with the glasses. Afterwards, he was
Speaker 3: just sitting there like this. I'm telling you, Ray Charles.
Speaker 2: In this.
Speaker 3: Just like that. Literally that, Yes, what's crazy?
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 3: I get out of the car. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: someone just hit me. I'm like, I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do, and there's Josh. Okay, the person gets out
Speaker 3: of the car. I think I probably looked in the
Speaker 3: car at one point and just saw some guy with
Speaker 3: glasses on, not moving.
Speaker 1: This guy's got a dead body, No big deal.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Is it true or false that before you crashed Josh
Speaker 1: at his most vulnerable moment, he told you to slow
Speaker 1: down because you're driving like a crazy person.
Speaker 2: Yes, what say you?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: And then when I was paying attention and stopped driving recklessly,
Speaker 3: I got hit. Someone hit me.
Speaker 1: So it's just people off like a jack ass to
Speaker 1: get hit.
Speaker 3: I did not. I was, if anything, I was riding
Speaker 3: in the right lane, going nice and slow for the
Speaker 3: rest of it because I'm like, okay, you're right.
Speaker 4: Is you get hit changing lanes?
Speaker 3: No? The other person just I was getting off at
Speaker 3: the exit and somebody decided.
Speaker 4: Your left bumper okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and someone rammed into my car.
Speaker 1: Also, though, that mountain that you hit did not.
Speaker 4: Move at all, I did feel really bad because you
Speaker 4: were doing something nice like that is like an example
Speaker 4: of you being nice. You you were there for me
Speaker 4: when I needed it. So there you go, until you weren't.
Speaker 3: I would like everything in that story to be cut
Speaker 3: except for that heart and also the end of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool, if you could do that. Wait, so
Speaker 1: the mountain part I have to take out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 1: Did you the mountain a mountain?
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 3: That was a thirty foot RV. I did not sign
Speaker 3: up for that. I was put into that position. And
Speaker 3: you too, could not drive that for at all.
Speaker 7: I drove that thing. You looked like a child, what
Speaker 7: I looked like? Floor that you were in with your
Speaker 7: feet above the pedals like wait, I was standing out
Speaker 7: a booster seat. I was standing up save at all.
Speaker 1: That can't help if you fell safe or not. I
Speaker 1: didn't car to do a mountain, That's all I know.
Speaker 3: And when crashed I clipped it. I clipped the mountain
Speaker 3: clipped whatever it was. That's exaggerating.
Speaker 1: All I remember hearing and feeling was a that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and guess what, you're still here to tell the tale.
Speaker 1: So you're right, we did not die. Go ahead, go ahead, diamond?
Speaker 3: Yeah, reach still.
Speaker 2: Was he use guy?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Okay, nope, I almost said something that would have gotten
Speaker 2: me canceled. So absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You think that there are things that can get people
Speaker 1: canceled in the year twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty five, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just in case, have you seen our politicians, Well they're
Speaker 1: group texting about war.
Speaker 3: You think I could get in on that group text?
Speaker 3: I love a group text.
Speaker 1: Andrew Wood's side chat that group text? Can you believe
Speaker 1: he's the American flagmag more plans?
Speaker 3: That's a little it's not great.
Speaker 6: I have a question about that.
Speaker 2: If you were accidentally put in a group chat, would
Speaker 2: you let them know that you were in it that one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I would just ride it out and I would be
Speaker 2: breaking stories left and right. Hey, they're planning on doing this, motherfuckers,
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Know, because now it's never gonna happen again. Now before
Speaker 1: they make that group chat, they're gonna be extra careful
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have told you there.
Speaker 6: Like why would you tell?
Speaker 2: What would you tell?
Speaker 1: Because he was like, ha ha, I have a story.
Speaker 1: Now everybody knows this guy's name.
Speaker 3: True not smart not smart home.
Speaker 4: Isn't he a journalist?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well the news just came to him, right, But he didn't.
Speaker 6: He didn't put like they were talking about it in
Speaker 6: the group chat, and he said nothing and did nothing
Speaker 6: until hours later when the news broke that they were
Speaker 6: doing stuff out in Yemen. So it's like, you sat
Speaker 6: on it.
Speaker 2: You might as well sit on it, wait until the
Speaker 2: next time. Now that you know you're actually in this chat, then.
Speaker 6: Break the story yourself.
Speaker 1: And as a journalist, you don't have to reveal your sources, right,
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to. If you don't, you don't want to.
Speaker 1: So he could have just said sources told me and
Speaker 1: protected him out and never ever acknowledged like I am
Speaker 1: my source. Easy what I was in aught. I've told
Speaker 1: you this before. I was in a group chat once
Speaker 1: with a guy that I was dating's friends, like all
Speaker 1: of his friends, because we were throwing a surprise party
Speaker 1: for him, and they went to talk to each other
Speaker 1: about me because I posted a picture with Bernie Sanders
Speaker 1: and they were all like crazy people and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh she's a socialist, Oh my god, shed with Bernie?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? They were talking all
Speaker 1: kinds of shit. I let it go for the whole
Speaker 1: day with them going back and forth, and I just
Speaker 1: slid in at the very end with a black moonface silence.
Speaker 1: There was not a word. I should text that group
Speaker 1: chat now, ok Hey, what do you guys doing?
Speaker 3: You should send a sunrise EMOCHI.
Speaker 1: I should send a hay, are you really happy about Trump?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can't be right now, you can't be.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to go get your haircut
Speaker 1: two hours away.
Speaker 3: It's forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Started an hour and a half. Then you said it
Speaker 1: was an hour, and now you're saying it's forty five.
Speaker 4: It's mine And this isn't an easy area to drive around.
Speaker 1: It were just.
Speaker 4: New Jersey has a million highways. Like it's stressed. That's
Speaker 4: not necessary when literally I go to a great barbera
Speaker 4: block from you, like you could just walk there, get
Speaker 4: your hair cut and walk home.
Speaker 3: I want to support a local business owner.
Speaker 4: This is not performative it's not even local for you,
Speaker 4: So you're driving to Allentown.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all the Jersey City barbers are starving to death.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, starving to death?
Speaker 1: To death?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jersey City is very impoverished. Wow, especially where you live.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, put that one out there. Devora in norm Viille.
Speaker 3: But you liked her, I do. I don't. It's like
Speaker 3: Walter Kronkite. I mean, I yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: think I have any real feelings towards Walter Cronkite.
Speaker 1: But are you just filled them?
Speaker 3: Great host who wants to be a millionaire? Right?
Speaker 1: Anyway, we need to get out of here, because Josh
Speaker 1: was nice enough to join us, and I wish you
Speaker 1: would join us more, Josh. Yeah, because you bring out
Speaker 1: quite the side of Andrew that is enjoyable. And I
Speaker 1: hope our listeners have gotten to know you nicely today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they think I have a weird thing with animals.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 3: I'm performative, nice in the best like great episode guys.
Speaker 1: They are also generous and you're fun and you're funny,
Speaker 1: and you're a good friend and a good listener and
Speaker 1: you have really pretty curly hair.
Speaker 3: Shoot say that again.
Speaker 4: You make fun of people really well, but never do
Speaker 4: their face.
Speaker 2: Oh but.
Speaker 3: Devious, I think I do. If it's asked for, then
Speaker 3: I will do Diamond. I don't really have one of Diamond.
Speaker 1: See that's what people say when they do a really
Speaker 1: meant impression of you behind.
Speaker 4: No, it's actually they're both hilarious.
Speaker 3: And I genuinely don't have one for any of you. Three.
Speaker 2: You don't have one for Josh.
Speaker 1: You did Josh like three times. He wasn't even in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like, I don't think that's mean yours.
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you do have some.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I do like Josh. I feel
Speaker 3: like it's the one that everybody goes for. Wh's just like.
Speaker 1: Josh's scream is my favorite thing. Okay, where can they
Speaker 1: find you online? Josh? If somebody wants to find you.
Speaker 4: Don't find me online? Please.
Speaker 2: You don't want people to follow you.
Speaker 1: Andrew really pushed to become an influencer.
Speaker 4: Oh well he is, and now I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to Disney Parks yeah, and talking about my favorite
Speaker 3: places to go. Just kidding. I'm not hate that.
Speaker 1: Continue do you won't want people to find you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: They don't have to social media.
Speaker 1: Coaster Boy, Josh, coaster Boy, Josh, Andrew, Andrew Pug. Did
Speaker 1: you are you still at your ten thousand followers.
Speaker 3: Ten point four?
Speaker 4: Baby?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? I guess you could say like that blue
Speaker 3: check marks come in soon.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've gained a follower in like a
Speaker 1: year and a half. I know, I'm pretty sure I'm
Speaker 1: shadow band everywhere. What can you do? Diamond? Where can
Speaker 1: they find you at?
Speaker 2: Diamond? Sincere on Instagram and add an underscore on Twitter?
Speaker 1: And I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. But if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this, you've already decided if you're going to follow
Speaker 1: me or not follow me. But I'll take it if
Speaker 1: you're not following, Okay, say bye everybody until next time. Bye. No,
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Speaker 3: Don't do that, please don't. But I mean, but that
Speaker 3: does I feel like if you have like a four
Speaker 3: point three rating that's like controversial, Like why do people
Speaker 3: dislike it? Like I'd click on something that like that
Speaker 3: because they'd be like whoo why is it happening. Don't anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying to give us sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now say bye everybody.
Speaker 3: Bye,