WEBVTT - What's Wrong with Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guess what. Guys, Hey guess I said?

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<v Speaker 2>What what?

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<v Speaker 3>It's episode sixty?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh wow, we're almost two retirement. I call it

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<v Speaker 2>a ARP. When someone turns sixty you can get a benefit,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but it's first of all, everyone can get

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<v Speaker 2>a ARP.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally just said that. More off and running.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's off on the side. I'm GONDI with my

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<v Speaker 1>two favorite people, Diamond and Andrew, who I think are

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<v Speaker 1>already about to fight each other. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, bessos.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what I realized and Andrew as a

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<v Speaker 1>producer of this show. A shame on you for never

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<v Speaker 1>bringing this up. We were talking about from the time

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<v Speaker 1>we started recording this podcast. I was going to interview

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<v Speaker 1>everybody who was part of the show that didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a microphone. Yeah. I haven't done abby yet. Fine, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you slipped right under the radar.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you've gotten to know me enough from

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<v Speaker 3>doing enough episodes. I've spoken about enough things.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much more to Andrew than people know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go. It's going to be making a

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<v Speaker 3>murderer pretty much. Do the Netflix documentary. Basically, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, where should we begin? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that people want to know Do they want to

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<v Speaker 1>know about the stickers? Do they want to know about

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<v Speaker 1>the dog?

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<v Speaker 2>The dog?

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<v Speaker 1>We can get to all of these things. Great, well wait,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start here. Andrew, what what would little attitude? I

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<v Speaker 1>also find it funny that people Andre's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not. No, he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>The Only people who see it are Diamond and me

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh. Josh sees it.

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<v Speaker 3>Too, and every group chat that you've annoyed everybody to

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<v Speaker 3>see it that way. And then I just sit in

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<v Speaker 3>the group cho I don't even say a word, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like it's not responding.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't help that all the group chests that we're

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<v Speaker 1>in together pick on you. That's not my fault because

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<v Speaker 1>you turn it against it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Not your little friend Nick. Your little friend Nick started that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just sat back and was like, Wow, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>hates Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>It's turd twirlers.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that means.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just an insult.

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<v Speaker 1>Nailed it. I'll never recover, Andrew, how do you want

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<v Speaker 1>people to know you? What do you want people to

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<v Speaker 1>know about you?

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<v Speaker 3>That I'm not evil? Yeah, okay, this is my episode,

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<v Speaker 3>so I will reinforce that I would like people to

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<v Speaker 3>know I'm not evil. I'm actually very nice and I

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<v Speaker 3>think helpful.

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<v Speaker 2>I think nice.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't have to play there nice. If somebody's nice,

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<v Speaker 1>don't other people just say, oh my god, they're so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>They do? And then what happens is you squawk in, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>fly on in, he's mean. Squaw you don't know him.

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<v Speaker 1>Squawk Wait, who am I squawking for in that one?

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<v Speaker 3>You parrot her? You parrot Josh, You parrot Nick. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I have no original thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was a ringleader of the people who

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<v Speaker 1>hated you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all lies.

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<v Speaker 3>It is my So back on track. So, yeah, nice

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<v Speaker 3>and helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>In the grand scheme of like characteristics and qualities, what

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<v Speaker 1>you want people to say about you is that you're

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<v Speaker 1>nice and helpful, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I have a good heart. I look out for people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not kind of the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting, Andrew, we were having this conversation not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never want someone to describe me as nice,

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<v Speaker 1>not because I'm not nice. I just think that's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most boring adjectives out there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a nice story, he's a loser.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's boring.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredibly boring. It's just like you would say that

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<v Speaker 1>about it, like literally, people walk by in the hall

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<v Speaker 1>and how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I mean it?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I could say someone's nice, but I may not

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<v Speaker 3>mean it, but genuinely think that I am an. I

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<v Speaker 3>come with good intentions.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a better way to say it than isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a well intentioned No, he's a well intentioned person.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a kind person, he's a generous person.

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<v Speaker 3>Great. I like all three of those as that from now.

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<v Speaker 1>On, those are just better adjectives than nice. Nice is

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<v Speaker 1>so boring.

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<v Speaker 3>So you edit this thing. Cut where I said that,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll start over.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, people, how boring you are?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you? Okay? So what was the question again?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice? Try You're not getting to this. He's gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>and slide in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot what the questions ask?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you try it again?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>We asked, it was asked an I'm well intentioned?

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<v Speaker 3>That was a great question. I think I'm well intentioned, generous?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the last? Do the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond? How would you want people to think of you?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you asking her? It's my episode. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 3>I could respond to that, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond and we laughed through the whole thing. Diamond Cooper,

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<v Speaker 1>only la la la la, go ahead and answer the question.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like people to think that I almost said nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if that's what you guys feel, use the word nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like vanilla cool to be around that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a good time, you know. Fuck off?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Now it's my turn. Now it's my turn.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe your turn, but it's my episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So do you want to spend time talking about since

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<v Speaker 2>he's so nice and helpful? Do you remember the time

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<v Speaker 2>that he tried to help us while we were off

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<v Speaker 2>the grid and then he went off and ran off

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<v Speaker 2>with some girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that girl that you had sex with on our trip?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>What was her name? With the smoker's voice?

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<v Speaker 3>I was scared of her. I'm being honest and.

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<v Speaker 2>So scared that you volunteered.

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<v Speaker 3>People say that I have a voice for radio.

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<v Speaker 1>She took you right to name. I don't remember, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what was your girlfriend's name? Andrew? Why are you playing

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<v Speaker 1>so innocently?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Into the woods and have sex with a lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, she drove the r V to the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to the spot and he got it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew seemed like he was driving to the spot.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of touching, a lot of All we know

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<v Speaker 1>is Andrew was supposed to try and find us some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of place to broadcast from, and then he vanished

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<v Speaker 1>with this woman for quite a long time, came back

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<v Speaker 1>looking disheveled, ravaged, out of breath.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy, stand porters. I was just walking and

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<v Speaker 3>it was the altitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Convenient excuse, Andrew, altitude convenient excuse. I do Wait, So

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<v Speaker 1>yours is that you're fun to be around?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that I mean well by people. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>know okay, yeah, uh. I could be a little bitch

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes too, So yes, know that. But that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think both of you are so far off on yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>But if that's how you want to be remembered, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I can't really Well, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you Okay, I don't even want to know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, okay, So I would say Andrew is

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<v Speaker 1>a very kind person for the most part. I would

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<v Speaker 1>say he's devious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Say he's he's like a multi tool He's like a

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<v Speaker 1>pocket knife. You could plug him into a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different scenarios and he'd probably be very helpful in these scenarios. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>not sure you really want to travel with him? You know, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my poka, Wow, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes so much sense.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, you traveled with me twice.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think I'm saying this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? So, I guess I'm not going to be on

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<v Speaker 3>the next off the grid trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you are. I love you. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I would say about you. I think you're a good

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<v Speaker 1>sport for the most part until he gets into his

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<v Speaker 1>little dark place and then he just starts. You can

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<v Speaker 1>tell when Andrew's flustered because he just mimics you. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you say, Andrew, shut up, Inky, get it, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>That's how you know he's at the end of his road.

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<v Speaker 2>He is itching to do it right now, He's itching.

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<v Speaker 3>Nope, I got nothing. But I will say Diamond was

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<v Speaker 3>pet parroting squad do it, squawk.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you are actually a very fabulous person, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would recommend people hanging out with you. If there

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<v Speaker 1>was someone that I would say, who are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time with you. Definitely have a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's terrible in an escape room, but that's a

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<v Speaker 1>different story.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to get into it because you're trying it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying it, and I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 4>To do it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always like, I'd be so good on Survivor, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be so good an escape room. There's an escape room. Everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>wake up. We're going to an escape room. Andrew's ass

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<v Speaker 1>would have had us die in that escape room.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not. He was breaking things. Yeah, that's a part

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<v Speaker 3>of an escape room for me. A part of it

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<v Speaker 3>is you test it to see if it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>be on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were breaking thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally went in there and just immediately moved a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of starfish that the people had to like come

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<v Speaker 1>in and be like you need to put the starfus

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<v Speaker 1>back on the wall or else.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it on bel Crow? Why was it on bell Crow?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm asking the.

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<v Speaker 1>Question put them back. You haven't reached that point yet.

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<v Speaker 1>He walked in, ripped the trident out of this mermaid's hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty sure he broke it again. I'm asking the obvious questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Solved, not one question. Those are the things I would

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<v Speaker 1>say about Andrew Diamond. I would say, is loyal, agreed, fun, agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>is stubborn?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, you know you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think your subburn?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't ask for you. White men don't get

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<v Speaker 2>to speak on black women during Women's History Month, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Oh, this is probably what someone's of a racist.

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<v Speaker 3>And on Greek Independence Day, damn.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So for people who don't know what that means. Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>for the longest time thought that he was Italian since

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<v Speaker 1>his last name is poulieres Am, I saying.

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<v Speaker 3>That my dad tries to see that at restaurants. I

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<v Speaker 3>love my dad so much. In the like past couple

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<v Speaker 3>of years, he's developed an accent when he'll say certain words,

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<v Speaker 3>and one time he was like trying it at a

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant and he's like, I'll take the brush and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, he said, like he was choking. They he

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<v Speaker 3>meant for judo, but the way he said it was

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<v Speaker 3>like we ula and the person brought out brushetto, which

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<v Speaker 3>is just the tomato toast, and it was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking a platter of just brushetto and he was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I meant brush, it's like, just say it like that. Then.

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<v Speaker 3>My biggest pet peeve is when people put accents on things.

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<v Speaker 1>When they try to pronounce words correctly, you get mad.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so colonizing of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I know, I'm terrible with accents. So I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>going to go to a restaurant that has a casadia

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<v Speaker 3>and go I'll take that gave whatnot? It's a casadia.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to butcher your language. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to attempt it. I will either point at the casa

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<v Speaker 3>wow or the faida. I'm not gonna goa that's not me.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not hilarious. It's a silent ja.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to do it is not silent. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually pronounced like an age. All you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is say faia.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I'll say fahida.

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<v Speaker 4>Great.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me where you went to vacation without putting an

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<v Speaker 3>accent on it. Load, Oh, I went to Milan. You

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<v Speaker 3>went to Milan. Babes went to Milan.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, isn't that respectful to show people that you're trying.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it could go two ways, and for me,

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<v Speaker 3>it goes the second way. It's great that you're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to immerse yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you didn't care about other people's cultures. I

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<v Speaker 1>do learning about Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, if I went to India and said and tried

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, I'll take I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 3>to say like sag pannier, but I tried it with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever you just said was god awful. How should I

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<v Speaker 3>say it, soganeer, I'll take the sog pannier.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say panier. He said zog sag is wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I so much rather somebody says so at the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to butcher it.

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<v Speaker 1>You are crazy. This is crazy. All this to say

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<v Speaker 1>our Italian friend here, Andrew Puglici, recently found out he's not,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact really Italian. He is mostly Greek and Albanian.

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<v Speaker 1>And today March twenty fifth, which you'll probably hear this

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenty sixth if you're listening on the day

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<v Speaker 1>it comes out today is Greek Independence Day OPA, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's really making a lot of demands today. Us So

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you weren't pronouncing things of accent.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's the asss, it's cheers, it's hi, le's goodbye,

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<v Speaker 3>it's universal.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this guy is comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>He is, he's funny. I would say that about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say you're funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>But back to Diamond, Oh, we really got away from

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<v Speaker 1>it because it started out with I said I would

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<v Speaker 1>say you're stubborn, and you were like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stubborn.

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<v Speaker 2>Then Andrew scoffed, I don't think I'm stubborn.

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<v Speaker 1>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry I had to fall again. Oh, he's carrying himself

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<v Speaker 3>over with Then.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it's I think it's a quality

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<v Speaker 1>of I know you're not gonna like this, but like

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<v Speaker 1>some my only children, I say semi only child children

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<v Speaker 1>because you didn't grow up with your sister in your household, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like you and your parents, so you got

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<v Speaker 1>to be the center of everything. Nobody ever beat you

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<v Speaker 1>up when you were little, stole toys from you, kicked

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<v Speaker 1>your ass around, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes they did. My cousins will come over every.

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<v Speaker 1>Week every weekend. Live with it.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to live with it.

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<v Speaker 1>We like fear that you might wake up to someone

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<v Speaker 1>holding a pillow over your face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, that wasn't happening. Okay, But like, how does

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<v Speaker 2>that make me stubborn?

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<v Speaker 1>I think. When you have an idea in your head,

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<v Speaker 1>you will not stray from that idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, someone crosses you, they will never get back in.

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<v Speaker 3>The door is firmly closed. On the podcast before Glue Concrete,

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<v Speaker 3>I never even knew there was a door there.

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<v Speaker 2>Fort knocks, baby locked.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you won't let somebody come back ever, because that

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<v Speaker 1>would then be stubborn, wouldn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So maybe yeah, no, no, you can't come back.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom is the same way sign as you too,

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<v Speaker 3>virgo not to make it harder, scopey, but it is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like no, you know, yeah, I wish I could.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>What So you don't believe in second chances?

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<v Speaker 2>Not anymore? I used to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you deserve a second chance?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever it depends on what I do wrong to someone?

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<v Speaker 1>So never you don't think you've ever deserved a second chance,

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<v Speaker 1>Or there's never been a time where maybe you've crossed

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<v Speaker 1>somebody or done something wrong to somebody and thought, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could go back and fix that, if

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<v Speaker 1>they give me a chance, I would like to. You've

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<v Speaker 1>never had that feeling stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, but I think that I I overthink things before

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<v Speaker 2>I do like a lot of things, so like I

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<v Speaker 2>consider people's feelings a lot more so, like I go

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<v Speaker 2>out of my way to make sure, like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like hurting people's feelings and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good way to describe you too.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say you're definitely considerate, Oh, thank you, fun, loyal,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're interested, okay, and things. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think you are, and I think that's good. Like curiosity

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<v Speaker 1>is a really to me, such a green flag in people.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're curious.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say anything. I'm sending your mind in my

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<v Speaker 3>own business.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, are you? That's another thing? He doesn't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to mind his own business? Yeah, he jumps in explain, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's because I'm a gossiper. Oh, you always know

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<v Speaker 2>that you can get the gossip out of me, or

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<v Speaker 2>you think you can. So you're like, what happened? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? So you're walking down the hall talking to

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<v Speaker 2>that person. What were they saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, speaking of I got something to talk about you

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<v Speaker 3>after this, So I want to get the gossip on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. This is excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I would genuinely like all messing around the side. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really have any bad things to say about either

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<v Speaker 1>of you. I think you're both really good people, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why I'm happy that you're part of the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>and hopefully in some capacity I can keep you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to be every part of every episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it with him, yeah, or we can work

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<v Speaker 1>on that. We can take him out if we want.

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<v Speaker 1>He's barely here anyway. Shows up for like, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about your March. How many days did you actually work

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<v Speaker 1>in the month of March.

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<v Speaker 3>I work every day. It just may not be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe he's in Disney. It was just sad.

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<v Speaker 3>But guess what, I still did all my work in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. I'm just saying, how many days did you

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<v Speaker 1>report to work?

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<v Speaker 3>So it's interesting that you said I was Elon.

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<v Speaker 1>Musky and tell me five things you did this month.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. Oh my god, that's funny you made.

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<v Speaker 4>That was good.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a flip. I did all my stuff in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning. I don't understand. It's your job and my

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<v Speaker 3>job is here. Do you know what it is? It's

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<v Speaker 3>to sit out there so you could come run by

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<v Speaker 3>my desk and then go fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and were you here for that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, so I missed work because I didn't get that,

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<v Speaker 3>not one time.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I don't like you being gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks, No, I have no one to take things

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<v Speaker 1>out one hey, Diamond.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you're the rageous building.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh absolutely, as soon as you got back, I

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<v Speaker 1>kicked that box I.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire desk you did. Actually, that was your welcome back.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a middle finger and a kick.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's how you know. I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to know that. He says he

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<v Speaker 2>gets all of his work done in the morning, but

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<v Speaker 2>yet he loves to talk about the fact that he's

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<v Speaker 2>here until three pm. So what are you doing going

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<v Speaker 2>to get after we're going to get macha.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not going to matcha.

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<v Speaker 1>Damon Hi five from across the room, ma'am. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you got all your stuff done in the morning, but

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<v Speaker 1>you stay until the evening to get all your podcast

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<v Speaker 1>stuff done, who's been doing your podcast stuff while you're gone?

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<v Speaker 3>I still was doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you didn't get your stuff done in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>So you lie, So you're a liar.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to give a time sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can pull out your phone right now and

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what's on your for You page, Diamond. You two, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see my for you page is Oh god. The

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<v Speaker 1>first thing that pops up is Kim and Kanye. The

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<v Speaker 1>second thing that pops up is the difference between a

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<v Speaker 1>rich person's thumb and a poor person's thumb. What yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I have some girl dancing in a locker room.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I have you guys remember prison Bay, Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have him. You know why he's on there. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got Scott Peterson and slowly rotting in prison through the years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, mine is the problems with Amelia Perez.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I remember specifically when you were sitting at your

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<v Speaker 1>but you're at your actual desktop typing in things looking.

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<v Speaker 3>For mine is what's real OCD versus not OCD?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you seeing this?

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<v Speaker 6>Just like here go to the little medical Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>People going to Disney, which actually super bothered me because

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<v Speaker 3>I think it knew I was in Disney. I got

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<v Speaker 3>to shut off my location services.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely knows you're in Disney.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate Disney bloggers. I've decided I hate Bean Park bloggers.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it your best friend coaster boy Josh?

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<v Speaker 3>He's not a blogger.

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<v Speaker 1>But he got his name because he would review roller coasters.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that, but I'm talking about jos in here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about new age people that sit there and

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<v Speaker 3>they are like, cur are five things that you need

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<v Speaker 3>to try the next time you're at Walt Disney World, like,

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<v Speaker 3>shut up, can do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Inane?

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<v Speaker 3>It just bothers me. Yeah, that's I don't really have.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh in doxins, A lot of doxins.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you've skipped over a lot of things

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<v Speaker 1>that are probably on that page, because you can't only

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<v Speaker 1>have five things on your page.

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<v Speaker 3>I got white lotus, A millennial mole. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what a millennial mole is. Let's see, do I have it?

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<v Speaker 3>I do what? Wait, they're saying millennials on the inside

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<v Speaker 3>of their wrist have the millennial mole.

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<v Speaker 2>Inside of a Oh I have I have one?

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<v Speaker 1>This I don't have any more.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see. You don't have anythingn't see that's the

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<v Speaker 2>inside of yours, that's literally outside. Come be serious, millennial.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have something right here. You can't see it, but

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<v Speaker 2>like like a TV test. Oh my god, wait no,

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<v Speaker 2>but it looks like it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I think my uh, this thing the male Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 3>alopecia patch. I think it's spreading to my arms.

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<v Speaker 1>Your alopecia is spreading.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because I've noticed on my arm there's several spots

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<v Speaker 3>that just stopped growing. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting. What do you do about it?

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<v Speaker 3>If I go bald, I will legit, probably lose my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a chance that you will.

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<v Speaker 3>Thankfully. My dad has a rich head of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes through your mom's side. What does your mom's

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<v Speaker 1>dad look like?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he passed away, okay, at a very young age,

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<v Speaker 3>so I don't know. Oh boy, what it could How

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<v Speaker 3>old are you? Thirty three?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you would have already had little shades

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<v Speaker 1>of bald Yeah, of losing your hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how bad for so many people that are balding

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<v Speaker 3>at this age, because yeah, that's that's intense.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't hair shame people. He comes in here and he

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<v Speaker 1>flips the little curls around. I'm so excited about there

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<v Speaker 1>he goes there, he goes good Lord, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with hair plugs and stuff, now, it's really not that serious.

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<v Speaker 3>True to Turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Andrew, trust me as someone who pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much went bald. It does suck, so thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>telling me that you would have killed yourself my life

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<v Speaker 1>O Diamond, Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it, Diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>What's on your free page?

0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Someone drinking macha, a girl getting her hair done, somewhat

0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:07.360
<v Speaker 2>what I eat in a day. I get a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of those. I don't know why I'm interested. Some love

0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:19.159
<v Speaker 2>Island news. What else? Someone with dandriff on their scalp.

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<v Speaker 2>They're getting a treatment.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think the's like?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Sum us up though? Like that we are looking?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my Facebook one is different. My Facebook one is

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<v Speaker 2>like you ever see those yucky toe videos where they're

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<v Speaker 2>getting their toes downe? No, what do you here?

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I go on Facebook, which is not as often

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<v Speaker 1>as I think I would like it to be, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like Facebook has sort of made a comeback.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Andrew's rolling his eyes, but I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Facebook is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Especially especially for the ethnics. I'm just saying, but mine

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<v Speaker 1>a always shark videos, like stupid, unbelievable shark videos. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm also afraid that half of the content that you

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<v Speaker 3>see now is just AI stuff. It's so scary it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be the death of me because so much of

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<v Speaker 1>it is people playing with animals that they would never

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<v Speaker 1>be able to play with. Like I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys saw the video of the polar bear that

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<v Speaker 1>hopped onto the side of the boat to be rescued

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<v Speaker 1>and then they invited it on and they were like

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<v Speaker 1>rubbing its face.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't real.

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<v Speaker 1>It was completely fake. And you can tell because they've

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<v Speaker 1>got like seven fingers when they're betting it. That's crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's scary crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that you get that toe jam out of there?

0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:30.600
<v Speaker 3>ToeJam?

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<v Speaker 2>To get the toe jam, it's a lot of ingrown toenails.

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<v Speaker 1>And just touching it with their beer fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're sick. It's either this or cake decorating videos.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not like look so good.

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<v Speaker 2>You see the ones where they're like, why is it

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<v Speaker 2>choosing gloves?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what we never see by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond's feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, they're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>When have you seen Diamond's feet?

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<v Speaker 3>Never?

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<v Speaker 1>Never, He's here. It comes to down, Josh grab it

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<v Speaker 1>might take this one hold on, how would you describe Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>To who to anyone about what time me out what.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Tell me about your friend Andrew, how would

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<v Speaker 1>you describe him? Because I asked Andrew how he wants

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<v Speaker 1>people to think of him, Like, what does he want

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<v Speaker 1>people to know about him? He said, I want them

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<v Speaker 1>to think I'm nice and helpful?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, right, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I said, I think he's fairly he's a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>kind person, but he's devious.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but sometimes I feel someone who has

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<v Speaker 4>that makeup goes above and beyond that to the point

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<v Speaker 4>that it's kind of phony. Sometimes. Oh yes, it's just

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<v Speaker 4>not reality, but it's like what he wants people to think, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Like performative. Yes, well, you're trying to cleanse your soul

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<v Speaker 1>because you've done something like run over a marmot on

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<v Speaker 1>our off the grid trip.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I remember that thud.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the thud, and I remember him not even

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<v Speaker 1>stopping for a second. He just kept going.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you made the story up and then all convinced

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<v Speaker 3>yourselves it was collective amnesia.

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<v Speaker 4>You've said before that and I won't say the situation,

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<v Speaker 4>but that someone was being mean to you in life

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<v Speaker 4>and you were going to take the higher road and

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<v Speaker 4>be nice out of spite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll just say it. It was my aunt. I

0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 3>don't care and I still do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yeah, that might be a good way to describe Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah he rolled again, not doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not getting any nice drive you also have. I'd

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<v Speaker 4>say this like sassy meanness that I see in some

0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:40.520
<v Speaker 4>other people sometimes like that. I know it's in there.

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<v Speaker 4>I know deep down you have the cynicism and it

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<v Speaker 4>comes out in some of your comments when you're roasting people,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's like, I know it's in there, but he

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<v Speaker 4>like presents like he doesn't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>But we know that is devious.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. So that's what it falls under. That's where

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<v Speaker 3>you're categorizing it. And the devious folder got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Where would you put it?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess that's the folder for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you deny it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Like, if I know somebody that I trust, I

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<v Speaker 3>can do that, Like I like all of you. Therefore

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:14.199
<v Speaker 3>you know that part fair enough. I really connected with

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<v Speaker 3>the Leslie Bibb comment on White Lotus this week, when

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<v Speaker 3>Carrie Kon's character is sitting there being like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna say how I feel and she's like no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>don't like, don't make this awkward, and she's saying, like,

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<v Speaker 3>mind your managers, and she's like, one person's manners is

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:33.680
<v Speaker 3>another person's like respect to a certain way, or just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>You nailed it.

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<v Speaker 3>So much.

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<v Speaker 4>So he relates to that mega character.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here we go myself.

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<v Speaker 1>He has the mega face. Remember that was like the

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<v Speaker 1>most hurtful comment anyone ever left him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was. I'm surprised Andrew support.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you have a mega face.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but somebody else did. They said, Oh, he totally

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a maga.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like, I'm surprising Andrew was a Democrat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's because this family owns you.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, wouldn't be working here, would not be working.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, he would because it's performative.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice Okay, Yeah, I could go perform somewhere else, on

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 3>a different island, in a whole different country.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh, did you know that on our first trip off

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<v Speaker 1>the grid, Andrew escaped into the woods with some lady

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<v Speaker 1>with a very raspy voice. Came back looking disheveled and sweaty.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said it was the altitude sickness.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said it was altitude sickness.

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<v Speaker 3>Cat Cat.

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<v Speaker 1>It was cat cat with the deep raspy voice who

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<v Speaker 1>muscled him into the woods. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, why would you do that?

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 2>You know why?

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 3>I could find a broadcast location.

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh there was some broadcasting going on. I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 3>Good one.

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<v Speaker 1>They laughed, don't say the parrot thing, I'll kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad is a parrot.

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<v Speaker 4>Then oh the squawk? Yes, I love the squawk?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you sold it from Josh?

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 3>No I did it.

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:57.440
<v Speaker 4>No, it's his, No, it's his. But yeah, he uses

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<v Speaker 4>it in a group chat regularly.

0:26:59.320 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll take what you say. In the minute. Somebody's like, I.

0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Feel that way too.

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm like squawk, I feel that way to squawk.

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<v Speaker 1>So people aren't allowed to disagree with someone else's opinion.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 3>No, because I could see the butt kissing. Don't try me.

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:11.360
<v Speaker 4>Are two friends that are real crush on each other,

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<v Speaker 4>so they just defend everything.

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.640
<v Speaker 3>The other person says, yeah, so is it Tommy and Nick?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>So we're trying to get to know Andrew in this

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<v Speaker 1>episode because we've gotten in a lot of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you what would you think? Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>really quickly, he said, people who like and review theme

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 1>parks are freaks.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I meant, I was like someone about your best friend,

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 1>coaster boy Josh, who used to review roller coasters and

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 1>talk about them and loves a get theme park. I meant, Josh,

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what he said.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not what I said. And you're gonna tape Yeah,

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:48.639
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna play it with disjointed words put together. Hm,

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:52.400
<v Speaker 3>I said Disney influencers specifically, from when I was there

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.520
<v Speaker 3>this past weekend, all my feed kept showing me where

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 3>people being like, I got Pixie dusted at Disney, your

0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 3>room got upgraded. Call it that, call it that. Please,

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 3>for the love of Jesus, I can't. It annoyed me.

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 4>This is the cynicism that I'm talking about, right.

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:07.520
<v Speaker 1>It was gonna take a while, but we got.

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<v Speaker 4>There at the same time. This guy, this is the

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:10.199
<v Speaker 4>guy that goes like four times a year.

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:11.880
<v Speaker 3>I love it. It brings me so much joy.

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you just skip like two weeks of work to

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:14.800
<v Speaker 1>take your mom there?

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<v Speaker 4>But also doesn't buy an annual pass, which would be

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 4>like one thousand dollars cheaper than I.

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Would like to say. I did ask for one for Christmas,

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<v Speaker 3>and that was the one thing they'd be just skipped

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:24.320
<v Speaker 3>over that the gift.

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.959
<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, you've probably spent over two thousand dollars

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 4>in tickets and they cost like half.

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.160
<v Speaker 3>That And for sure, that's why I asked for one

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 3>this year. And then when it came to Christmas, I

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:34.640
<v Speaker 3>was thinking, oh man, I'm gonna get it, not gonna

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.640
<v Speaker 3>have to pay for tickets this year. It's my nice Okay.

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 4>So then after you don't get it for Christmas, then

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.719
<v Speaker 4>you purchase it because it's the smarter financial decision.

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 3>But I didn't want to spend.

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't care about decisions because his family almost yachts yep.

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I I do have theories, like with how

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 4>many movies he buys on Voodoo that there's got to

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 4>be some sort of money coming in because he'll buy

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 4>like five movies a week, add like twenty five bucks

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 4>a pop, and it's like, I know what you make?

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Where is coming from? Andrew is a true gossip like

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 4>that is a part of his personality. Like look at.

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 3>The time we got a.

0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 4>Go on Josh, I just know he. I mean, that's

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 4>why he has millions of group chats, Like did we

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 4>notice about Andrew too? He has so he'll have like

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 4>a main group chat. But then he'll have a side

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 4>group chats based on that group chat, and then like

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 4>go to the side chat of the group chat.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, everybody says this, but who started

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 3>the last fourteen group chats? It wasn't me. I did

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 3>start when yesterday though, but that was because I had

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 3>an announcement I had to make to specific people.

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>What was the announcement?

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to say that here anyway.

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Diamond, did you get the announcement?

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 3>You both were?

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, why was I in the group chat?

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 2>You are business?

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Get that hell out of here?

0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Interesting? Okay, Josh, what else do you want us to

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 1>know about Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Um?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, let me think about it for a second. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like we're only saying bad things, right.

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I said a lot of good things about him. Okay,

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>don't worry.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:24.360
<v Speaker 4>He's a very generous guy.

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I said that. That was one of the words I

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<v Speaker 1>use about him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's very he's very thoughtful. He is a supportive friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Those are nice.

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 4>He's always there to listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 4>That's probably part of this.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Is my moment. Let me have my moments.

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>How come we haven't done that to Josh yet?

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 3>This is my episode. See nice things.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I'll clean this up to make you look

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<v Speaker 1>really good.

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I so believe.

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't worry a lot of editing.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I said this. I said Andrew comes off as like

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>the greatest two people who don't really know him, the nicest, sweetest,

0:30:58.440 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh how could you beat me? And Andrew? Oh my god,

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 1>he's so lovely and amazing, when in reality he's a

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 1>devious little bitch, which is how I told him he

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>needs to do his his Survivor audition tape. Just act

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>that way, be yourself, don't try to be the nice guy,

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 1>be Andrew. It's important.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Again, I think that'll probably I just would be

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<v Speaker 3>a little worried. You know what. I wouldn't be worried

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 3>that if I had to watch it back on TV

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 3>and all the bad things i'd say about people, because honestly,

0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 3>they're probably all gonna be lame. Anyway.

0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 6>Oh there we go.

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 1>See that should be in your audition tape.

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I mean I feel like the minute there's a

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 3>camp counselor, I'd be out. I'd be like, oh god,

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 3>they're trying to organize things or trying to make everybody

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 3>like Kumbaya. I hate a Kumbaya moment. Hate it, hate them,

0:31:45.920 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 3>I hate ough just annoy you hate.

0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's dissect this.

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't like that. It just feels so just like

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 3>culty to me, I just can't do it.

0:31:58.040 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 1>People share and joy.

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 3>It feels camp orientation leader. I don't like camp. I

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:08.840
<v Speaker 3>don't like that. Creeps me out, like hippie ishugh, like

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 3>all living under the same commune. Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmm.

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like deep down inside of you have a

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of hippie like tendencies for sure.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 3>But I'm not going to organize everyone. Well, as I've

0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 3>told Josh before, there's no such thing as an Italian hippie.

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:23.440
<v Speaker 3>But I guess you could also apply it to Greek

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 3>and Albanian. You're not Italian, but yeah, there's no such

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 3>thing as those does not exist, because I know somebody

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 3>who's fundament like really tries to portray that image. No, No,

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 3>that's not a thing.

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 4>All right, Yeah, I would say that's probably true.

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 1>No Italian hippies, well, like if.

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 4>Like maybe like Northeast Italians, Yeah, because like you're just

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 4>raised around trains, so like, how can you be peaceful? Ever?

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 4>Likes there's too many bombs there's too many con men,

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 4>there's too many trains, like you're never gonna be peaceful,

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 4>like it's it's wired into you by like five years old, properly.

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think of the peaceful Italian person I know, don't.

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>You don't know what?

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not really caught up with any Yeah.

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 3>There's peaceful Italians. I think my mom is a peaceful Italian.

0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 2>She used to scratch the glass at the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that about his mother?

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 1>She's a glass tapper really at the zoo. He was like,

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:22.640
<v Speaker 1>this is how he posed it. Okay, he said, let

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>me tell you something about Donna. Donna is basically like

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>a big cat whisperer. We said, what tell us more?

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 1>He said, she just goes up to the glass and

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 1>she does this little scratch thing. And they all approached.

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:36.959
<v Speaker 1>We said, Andrew, your mother taps on the glass at

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<v Speaker 1>the zoo and stresses the animals out.

0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding?

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>And what did he say? Don't you dare talk about Donna.

0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Don't you say a word about my mother.

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 3>Talk about my fucking mother? Yes, that is I mean,

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 3>I feel bad, I see it.

0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I understand something about that family and what they do

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 2>to animals. That's all I'm gonna leave in.

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Diamond wanted to share that about Does Josh

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>know that story?

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Do you know that Andrew inappropriately touched

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:05.680
<v Speaker 2>a dog?

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 3>Do you know Diamond took a picture of a dog's

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 3>inner leg and goes, that's the penis. No, there was

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 3>no penis to be found. No.

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.400
<v Speaker 2>See, you see how people try to twist stories. I

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 2>know that I did what the women do, but no, no, no, no,

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 2>that's not what happened.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:22.120
<v Speaker 3>And now every single person, when I see a dog,

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:23.800
<v Speaker 3>you go, he touches animals inappropriate.

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:27.800
<v Speaker 2>H I'm like, keeping the dog away, save your dog.

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 1>So diamond story is that there was a dog laying

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 1>on his back. Yes, and Andrew jerked it off.

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, And she tells people this when I see

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:38.800
<v Speaker 3>a dog, do you know he touches him inappropriately? Meanwow?

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Miss I would take a dog if it yelled at me.

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:43.319
<v Speaker 3>Miss I'd keep the dog at home all day and

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 3>walk it on a treadmill. Please.

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 4>Then there's the hamster story.

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, yeah, I don't.

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:52.439
<v Speaker 4>Fully believe that, but the family did have a bunch

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 4>of guinea pigs that did.

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 3>We had one guinea pig. It was Herman and it

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 3>was Jackie's pet.

0:34:58.000 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Is this the wing your dad ran over?

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that was a that was a hermit creb

0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 3>god Herman, our guinea pig. Jackie was the primary caretaker

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 3>of Herman.

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 4>I was very explode.

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:14.400
<v Speaker 3>No, he did not explode. Well, so what happened. What

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 3>happened was Jackie did not realize that you can't just

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:21.239
<v Speaker 3>feed an animal. You also have to give it water too,

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 3>So she literally just kept feeding it and it died

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 3>of dehydration. Yeah, yeah, Herman.

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 1>And that was just one.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 3>That we only had one guinea pig. I think that

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.320
<v Speaker 3>was the test to get a dog, and Jackie failed

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 3>for us, then.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.759
<v Speaker 4>There was essentially guinea pig.

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Want to look at that.

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>He was the guinea pig.

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Of the My dad would do that intentionally too, like

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 3>we go to guinea pig, it's the guinea pig and

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 3>you failed. That's so something my dad would do.

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>And then you killed Nix hamster.

0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 3>I never killed Nick's hamster. That is the biggest why.

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 1>We could call Nick right now and he would tell

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 1>us one on nine eleven. Then he ran over the marmot.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:03.680
<v Speaker 3>I never ran over a marmot.

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:05.359
<v Speaker 1>And then he jacked off a dog here we yes,

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Andrew. There's a lot of smoke here. Usually

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 1>where there's smoke, there's fire. We've got four separate stories

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>of four different animal abuses coming from a mother who

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>scratches the glass.

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 3>Yep, don't talk about my fucking mother.

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:24.280
<v Speaker 1>I love doll She's great. She makes really good chicken

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 1>parm she does Lapasta is amazing.

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:27.359
<v Speaker 3>Raby olies are always good.

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>But it seems like animal mutation kind of runs in

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the DNA. Something weird. Disrespect of the animals.

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.279
<v Speaker 4>They do have. The family does have a dog that

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:36.800
<v Speaker 4>has survived, Luna.

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, she's a good girl.

0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>But also Andrew knows that he can't get too close

0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:43.640
<v Speaker 1>to really cute animals because he'll squish them to death.

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.280
<v Speaker 4>I do have I call them Lenny hands.

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:50.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, and that phrase has truly taken off.

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:53.200
<v Speaker 4>They're so big, they're uncoordinated.

0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just crushing.

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Things out here. Yeah, that's fine. Should we Does Josh

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 1>know this story about the stickers? Does Diamond know the

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>story about the stickers?

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I have no clue.

0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Have you heard this go on? Andrew?

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 3>So we were really young. I was really young.

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>And thirty one.

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:14.479
<v Speaker 3>We had a family that lived up the street and

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 3>they were like a year or two older than me,

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:21.720
<v Speaker 3>and we went over their house and we went upstairs

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:25.840
<v Speaker 3>to their room and they were like, hey, like, do

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:28.839
<v Speaker 3>you like these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 3>like these stickers. And they were twins, and so then

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:34.359
<v Speaker 3>of course like it's me with two twin girls. And

0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:36.239
<v Speaker 3>so then they're like, hey, do you want any of

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 3>these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I want the stickers.

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:42.600
<v Speaker 3>And they were like, I'm real bad. If you like,

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:46.919
<v Speaker 3>take off your pants, you can get the stickers. And

0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:50.840
<v Speaker 3>so I was like, duh, I'll get the stickers. You

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.600
<v Speaker 3>know when you're four or five years old? Yeah? Done?

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:54.359
<v Speaker 3>You were four or.

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Five, Andrew the first time he told us this story,

0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>you were like nine.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 3>No, I was four or five.

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 6>Mode it down for some stickers.

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 3>I did, and then I went downstairs. My mom was like,

0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:04.960
<v Speaker 3>look at all these wonderful stickers. And I was like,

0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 3>do you know what I did? Toget them? And then

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:13.440
<v Speaker 3>my mom was like what We left very shortly after that.

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't I think that real? Uh, that was a hard.

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 6>So you went downstairs. You told your mom did you

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:25.080
<v Speaker 6>say it out loud for everyone to hear?

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was really exciting. I'm talking These were the

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:29.879
<v Speaker 3>stickers that were like kind of puffy. You know which

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 3>ones I'm talking about, Yes, oh, yeah, yes. And this

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.040
<v Speaker 3>was in the nineties when that was like the sticker heyday,

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:38.279
<v Speaker 3>because that was like at Leasta Frank stickers with the dolphins,

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 3>the polar bears everything.

0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 1>He could really jazz up a binder.

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 3>You really could.

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:45.200
<v Speaker 6>What did the twins like parents say?

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:46.200
<v Speaker 2>What was like? What?

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 4>I do not know because they learned this technique from Yeah,

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 4>so true.

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 1>There's so many things to unpack with this story.

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Also, it wasn't stick He didn't just pull his pants down,

0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 1>He pulled it all down.

0:38:58.600 --> 0:39:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Andrew, you showed them your little dingle I did.

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 4>I didn't have been literally got a lot of stickers.

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 1>And to this day, Andrew loves a good sticker. So

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.400
<v Speaker 1>if you see him in the street, you can easily

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 1>bribe him to take his pants off.

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 3>It's like a pavlog dog response stickers and oops.

0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 4>Do you talk about how you like almost moved to Pittsburgh?

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 1>What I think he might was it around the time

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:31.719
<v Speaker 1>that you showed up for your interview here with a.

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Suit on, and I almost moved there instead or something. Yeah,

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:38.720
<v Speaker 3>I would have been like a PR person for the bank.

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>That's insane. Sounds like, oh, well, PR for a bank that's.

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Yea, and Pittsburgh.

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 2>We have listeners in Pittsburgh, Andrew, I met some very

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:55.400
<v Speaker 2>nice people from Pittsburgh, Samond she ran away from us. Ye.

0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure Pittsburgh is a wonderful city, but I don't

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 3>think that would be good for me to move all

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 3>the way there to do PR for a bank. That

0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 3>just sounds not great.

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Andrew said he's dropped a lot of gems today. He

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.360
<v Speaker 1>said if he lost his hair, he would kill himself.

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I never said that he did, and I was like, oh,

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:15.240
<v Speaker 1>that happened to me. I'm still alive.

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Not me.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 3>I didn't say that.

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Would you say, you're.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:21.200
<v Speaker 3>Going to try it? You're going to take what I

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 3>said there, and then inserted, I'm not saying.

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:24.920
<v Speaker 1>That I'm not in the business.

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Cronkite in this interview. You nice try, Josh.

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I do like the fact that as soon as you

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:36.879
<v Speaker 1>showed up, Andrew really became a monster. He was trying

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 1>to hold up. He was trying to keep up the facade.

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Josh Watson, you know you can lie anymore. You need

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:42.080
<v Speaker 1>to be part of this more often.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a lot of Andrew stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>More go, Barbara Walters, it's your trance to tell us

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.840
<v Speaker 3>all Walter cronkite.

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Barbara Walters, when's the last time you watched the news?

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:55.439
<v Speaker 3>While?

0:40:56.239 --> 0:40:59.520
<v Speaker 2>He stopped watching after Nora O'Donnell.

0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:02.479
<v Speaker 3>I did. I the CBS Evening News. I really love

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 3>the CBS News. I love it. I watch it at five.

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:09.200
<v Speaker 3>I go until seven because then inside Edition comes out

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:12.400
<v Speaker 3>and I like inside Edition? Is that Deborah Norville?

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, I think it's that edition is I don't

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 1>mind it because I was an effect from not long

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.280
<v Speaker 1>ago and you were very specifically in all caps.

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't love Devord Norville.

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 3>I like her. Sometimes the show uses weird sound effects

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:27.160
<v Speaker 3>that I dislike. It's not great. I don't like that one.

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 3>But six point thirty that's my jam. But Nora o'donald

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 3>retired makes.

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Me so you just stop watching the news?

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 3>No, I still watch it between five and seven. That's

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 3>my time. That's my news time for local news into

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:42.279
<v Speaker 3>the CBS Evening News.

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 6>Other stories.

0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 4>Barbara Walters, he does need a haircut. Right now.

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 3>I do today.

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Not too much though, because he'll kill himself.

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 4>Did he tell you about his barber that he drives

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 4>an hour four Andrew?

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 3>I do.

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Your family has yachts.

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 3>You keep saying that.

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Drives an hour for a barber, unless it's.

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 4>How much he thinks they like needs his charge every

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 4>two months.

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, it's all riding on him, and I

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 3>feel bad. And he does do a good job with

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 3>the haircut.

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 4>He has multiple barbers within walking distance of his apartment.

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know, I understand, but I feel bad, so

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 3>I still go.

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 1>You drive an hour and a half. How much is

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 1>the haircut?

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:23.280
<v Speaker 3>It's an hour?

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 1>How much? Okay, how much is the.

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 3>How much does the hair fifty bucks?

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Fifty bucks?

0:42:29.080 --> 0:42:30.160
<v Speaker 6>Fifty bucks?

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>And this is what you come back with after two months.

0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 4>It's an electric car too, so you have to like

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>stop and charge it at a mall. You'll like, I'll

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 4>open up my find my friend and see Andrews just

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 4>at like a mall, sitting still for like an hour.

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:44.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, yeah, we all have each other's locations.

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:47.839
<v Speaker 1>How often do you check everybody else's I don't check.

0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's what he claims.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.920
<v Speaker 3>This is prejection from everyone else. I genuinely do not care.

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:58.000
<v Speaker 4>I see you check people's locations before before a concert.

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:00.520
<v Speaker 4>We were at a restaurant. You checked to where Nick

0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 4>was exactly. I was looking to see where he was

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 4>because you check it. So you check it.

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:06.959
<v Speaker 3>But I don't sit there by myself and just open

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 3>it up to be like, oh, where are my sims?

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 4>Did you not just say prove when I check it

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:12.879
<v Speaker 4>and I just gave you a point was coming there?

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 3>That makes sense to me. I don't sit there and

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:16.239
<v Speaker 3>just randomly check locations.

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Never on the weekend. You've never been like, I wonder

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 1>where Josh is doing location?

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 3>Because that's your privacy. I don't.

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 2>He's a liar if it.

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>If we want a privacy, we wouldn't share a location

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:24.239
<v Speaker 1>with you.

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, but I know it's not an app you fire

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:29.040
<v Speaker 4>up just to check it. It's like, oh, where's Andrew.

0:43:29.080 --> 0:43:31.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking about inviting him to something? What's he doing

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:31.759
<v Speaker 4>right now?

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I think that way. I genuinely don't.

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I promise the lady doth protest too much.

0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Because you're making me doth protest? Have you thought of that? Cool?

0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Do you check people's locations?

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:50.240
<v Speaker 2>I do for I call people. I want to call someone,

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 2>If they're not home, then I'm like, okay, I'll leave.

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.919
<v Speaker 1>Them alone all Sometimes if I'm just like texting someone,

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, where are they right now? When I'm texting,

0:43:57.440 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I just assume that they're probably at home, because if

0:43:59.239 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>they're out doing things and be texting me. But a

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:02.319
<v Speaker 1>lot of times I'll be pick where you want.

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 4>I'll be like, I want to go to dinner. Is

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:07.400
<v Speaker 4>Andrew still at work? So I'll check his location?

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 3>But instead you'll see me at the mall charging my car.

0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Got it?

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna get rid of that car anytime soon?

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's a three year lease and I'm on

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:15.359
<v Speaker 3>year two.

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that the car that you crashed Josh in.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:22.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, as I was incredibly vulnerable post surgery, I.

0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Picked you up and then crashed him. The lies and

0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:29.440
<v Speaker 3>slander going in this story?

0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what about okay, Andrew? What about that story? Is untrue?

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>You picked him up? He got lasick? Right?

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So he's.

0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Blind in the car, trying to sleep because he's not

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:41.960
<v Speaker 1>allowed to see sunlight or open his eyes. He's just

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:43.880
<v Speaker 1>at your mercy.

0:44:44.560 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 3>I got Ray Charles in the seat next to me,

0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:47.160
<v Speaker 3>sitting diamond.

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Did you not know this?

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:51.479
<v Speaker 6>Yes, but just the thought of Josh lay him back

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:52.160
<v Speaker 6>in the chair.

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:55.239
<v Speaker 3>He's got his eyes with the glasses. Afterwards, he was

0:44:55.239 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 3>just sitting there like this. I'm telling you, Ray Charles.

0:44:59.680 --> 0:44:59.960
<v Speaker 2>In this.

0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Just like that. Literally that, Yes, what's crazy?

0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 4>He was.

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.399
<v Speaker 3>I get out of the car. I'm like, oh my god,

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:14.920
<v Speaker 3>someone just hit me. I'm like, I don't know what

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 3>to do, and there's Josh. Okay, the person gets out

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:21.360
<v Speaker 3>of the car. I think I probably looked in the

0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:23.319
<v Speaker 3>car at one point and just saw some guy with

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 3>glasses on, not moving.

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:28.439
<v Speaker 1>This guy's got a dead body, No big deal.

0:45:29.080 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was crazy.

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Is it true or false that before you crashed Josh

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:36.560
<v Speaker 1>at his most vulnerable moment, he told you to slow

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 1>down because you're driving like a crazy person.

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, what say you?

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Andrew?

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:42.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:47.160
<v Speaker 3>And then when I was paying attention and stopped driving recklessly,

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:49.480
<v Speaker 3>I got hit. Someone hit me.

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:53.320
<v Speaker 1>So it's just people off like a jack ass to

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 1>get hit.

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:55.640
<v Speaker 3>I did not. I was, if anything, I was riding

0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 3>in the right lane, going nice and slow for the

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 3>rest of it because I'm like, okay, you're right.

0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 4>Is you get hit changing lanes?

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 3>No? The other person just I was getting off at

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 3>the exit and somebody decided.

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:08.319
<v Speaker 4>Your left bumper okay.

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:09.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and someone rammed into my car.

0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:11.879
<v Speaker 1>Also, though, that mountain that you hit did not.

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Move at all, I did feel really bad because you

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 4>were doing something nice like that is like an example

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 4>of you being nice. You you were there for me

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:23.600
<v Speaker 4>when I needed it. So there you go, until you weren't.

0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:27.479
<v Speaker 3>I would like everything in that story to be cut

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 3>except for that heart and also the end of that.

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, cool, if you could do that. Wait, so

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 1>the mountain part I have to take out.

0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would like that.

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you the mountain a mountain?

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:37.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:38.879
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't care.

0:46:39.400 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 3>That was a thirty foot RV. I did not sign

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 3>up for that. I was put into that position. And

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 3>you too, could not drive that for at all.

0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:49.759
<v Speaker 7>I drove that thing. You looked like a child, what

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:52.319
<v Speaker 7>I looked like? Floor that you were in with your

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:54.359
<v Speaker 7>feet above the pedals like wait, I was standing out

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:57.799
<v Speaker 7>a booster seat. I was standing up save at all.

0:46:58.160 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 1>That can't help if you fell safe or not. I

0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:01.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't car to do a mountain, That's all I know.

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 3>And when crashed I clipped it. I clipped the mountain

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:08.759
<v Speaker 3>clipped whatever it was. That's exaggerating.

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:11.960
<v Speaker 1>All I remember hearing and feeling was a that was it.

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and guess what, you're still here to tell the tale.

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:17.719
<v Speaker 1>So you're right, we did not die. Go ahead, go ahead, diamond?

0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, reach still.

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Was he use guy?

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know?

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, nope, I almost said something that would have gotten

0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.360
<v Speaker 2>me canceled. So absolutely not.

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:30.280
<v Speaker 1>You think that there are things that can get people

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:31.960
<v Speaker 1>canceled in the year twenty.

0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Twenty five, I don't know.

0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Just in case, have you seen our politicians, Well they're

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:37.439
<v Speaker 1>group texting about war.

0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:40.879
<v Speaker 3>You think I could get in on that group text?

0:47:40.880 --> 0:47:41.760
<v Speaker 3>I love a group text.

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Wood's side chat that group text? Can you believe

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 1>he's the American flagmag more plans?

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.720
<v Speaker 3>That's a little it's not great.

0:47:52.239 --> 0:47:53.839
<v Speaker 6>I have a question about that.

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 2>If you were accidentally put in a group chat, would

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:59.959
<v Speaker 2>you let them know that you were in it that one?

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:01.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely not.

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I would just ride it out and I would be

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:07.960
<v Speaker 2>breaking stories left and right. Hey, they're planning on doing this, motherfuckers,

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:08.399
<v Speaker 2>like you.

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:10.959
<v Speaker 1>Know, because now it's never gonna happen again. Now before

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:12.760
<v Speaker 1>they make that group chat, they're gonna be extra careful

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have told you there.

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:15.840
<v Speaker 6>Like why would you tell?

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>What would you tell?

0:48:17.120 --> 0:48:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Because he was like, ha ha, I have a story.

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Now everybody knows this guy's name.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 3>True not smart not smart home.

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 4>Isn't he a journalist?

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 4>Well the news just came to him, right, But he didn't.

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:32.719
<v Speaker 6>He didn't put like they were talking about it in

0:48:32.760 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 6>the group chat, and he said nothing and did nothing

0:48:36.120 --> 0:48:40.000
<v Speaker 6>until hours later when the news broke that they were

0:48:40.040 --> 0:48:43.520
<v Speaker 6>doing stuff out in Yemen. So it's like, you sat

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 6>on it.

0:48:43.920 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 2>You might as well sit on it, wait until the

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 2>next time. Now that you know you're actually in this chat, then.

0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 6>Break the story yourself.

0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:54.399
<v Speaker 1>And as a journalist, you don't have to reveal your sources, right,

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:56.920
<v Speaker 1>You're not supposed to. If you don't, you don't want to.

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:59.080
<v Speaker 1>So he could have just said sources told me and

0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 1>protected him out and never ever acknowledged like I am

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:07.359
<v Speaker 1>my source. Easy what I was in aught. I've told

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:08.759
<v Speaker 1>you this before. I was in a group chat once

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:10.839
<v Speaker 1>with a guy that I was dating's friends, like all

0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 1>of his friends, because we were throwing a surprise party

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 1>for him, and they went to talk to each other

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 1>about me because I posted a picture with Bernie Sanders

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.320
<v Speaker 1>and they were all like crazy people and they're like,

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:21.560
<v Speaker 1>oh she's a socialist, Oh my god, shed with Bernie?

0:49:21.600 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is going on? They were talking all

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 1>kinds of shit. I let it go for the whole

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:26.400
<v Speaker 1>day with them going back and forth, and I just

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:29.360
<v Speaker 1>slid in at the very end with a black moonface silence.

0:49:31.920 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 1>There was not a word. I should text that group

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:37.319
<v Speaker 1>chat now, ok Hey, what do you guys doing?

0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 3>You should send a sunrise EMOCHI.

0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I should send a hay, are you really happy about Trump?

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:41.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 1>You can't be right now, you can't be.

0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:49:54.880 --> 0:49:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you have to go get your haircut

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 1>two hours away.

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<v Speaker 3>It's forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Started an hour and a half. Then you said it

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<v Speaker 1>was an hour, and now you're saying it's forty five.

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<v Speaker 4>It's mine And this isn't an easy area to drive around.

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<v Speaker 1>It were just.

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<v Speaker 4>New Jersey has a million highways. Like it's stressed. That's

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<v Speaker 4>not necessary when literally I go to a great barbera

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<v Speaker 4>block from you, like you could just walk there, get

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<v Speaker 4>your hair cut and walk home.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to support a local business owner.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not performative it's not even local for you,

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<v Speaker 4>So you're driving to Allentown.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, all the Jersey City barbers are starving to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever thought about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, starving to death?

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<v Speaker 1>To death?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Jersey City is very impoverished. Wow, especially where you live.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, put that one out there. Devora in norm Viille.

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<v Speaker 3>But you liked her, I do. I don't. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>Walter Kronkite. I mean, I yeah, I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I have any real feelings towards Walter Cronkite.

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<v Speaker 1>But are you just filled them?

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<v Speaker 3>Great host who wants to be a millionaire? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we need to get out of here, because Josh

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<v Speaker 1>was nice enough to join us, and I wish you

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<v Speaker 1>would join us more, Josh. Yeah, because you bring out

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<v Speaker 1>quite the side of Andrew that is enjoyable. And I

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<v Speaker 1>hope our listeners have gotten to know you nicely today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they think I have a weird thing with animals.

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<v Speaker 1>You do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm performative, nice in the best like great episode guys.

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<v Speaker 1>They are also generous and you're fun and you're funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're a good friend and a good listener and

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<v Speaker 1>you have really pretty curly hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot say that again.

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<v Speaker 4>You make fun of people really well, but never do

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<v Speaker 4>their face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but.

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<v Speaker 3>Devious, I think I do. If it's asked for, then

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<v Speaker 3>I will do Diamond. I don't really have one of Diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's what people say when they do a really

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<v Speaker 1>meant impression of you behind.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's actually they're both hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>And I genuinely don't have one for any of you. Three.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have one for Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>You did Josh like three times. He wasn't even in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's like, I don't think that's mean yours.

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<v Speaker 3>I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so you do have some.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I do like Josh. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it's the one that everybody goes for. Wh's just like.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh's scream is my favorite thing. Okay, where can they

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<v Speaker 1>find you online? Josh? If somebody wants to find you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't find me online? Please.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want people to follow you.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew really pushed to become an influencer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well he is, and now I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to Disney Parks yeah, and talking about my favorite

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<v Speaker 3>places to go. Just kidding. I'm not hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue do you won't want people to find you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>They don't have to social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Coaster Boy, Josh, coaster Boy, Josh, Andrew, Andrew Pug. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you are you still at your ten thousand followers.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten point four?

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<v Speaker 4>Baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow? I guess you could say like that blue

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<v Speaker 3>check marks come in soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've gained a follower in like a

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<v Speaker 1>year and a half. I know, I'm pretty sure I'm

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<v Speaker 1>shadow band everywhere. What can you do? Diamond? Where can

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<v Speaker 1>they find you at?

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<v Speaker 2>Diamond? Sincere on Instagram and add an underscore on Twitter?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. But if you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this, you've already decided if you're going to follow

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<v Speaker 1>me or not follow me. But I'll take it if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not following, Okay, say bye everybody until next time. Bye. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say by yet, like follow, subscribe.

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<v Speaker 2>And read review to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, unless you're the guy that thinks a racist that

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<v Speaker 1>one person who left us a one star.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do that, please don't. But I mean, but that

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<v Speaker 3>does I feel like if you have like a four

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<v Speaker 3>point three rating that's like controversial, Like why do people

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:23.080
<v Speaker 3>dislike it? Like I'd click on something that like that

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<v Speaker 3>because they'd be like whoo why is it happening. Don't anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying to give us sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, now say bye everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye,