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Speaker 1: Hey, guess what. Guys, Hey guess I said?

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Speaker 2: What what?

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Speaker 3: It's episode sixty?

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Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, we're almost two retirement. I call it

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Speaker 2: a ARP. When someone turns sixty you can get a benefit,

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Speaker 2: I know, but it's first of all, everyone can get

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Speaker 2: a ARP.

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Speaker 3: I literally just said that. More off and running.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's off on the side. I'm GONDI with my

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Speaker 1: two favorite people, Diamond and Andrew, who I think are

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Speaker 1: already about to fight each other. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: I love you, bessos.

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Speaker 1: So you know what I realized and Andrew as a

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Speaker 1: producer of this show. A shame on you for never

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Speaker 1: bringing this up. We were talking about from the time

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Speaker 1: we started recording this podcast. I was going to interview

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Speaker 1: everybody who was part of the show that didn't have

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Speaker 1: a microphone. Yeah. I haven't done abby yet. Fine, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you slipped right under the radar.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you've gotten to know me enough from

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Speaker 3: doing enough episodes. I've spoken about enough things.

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Speaker 1: There's so much more to Andrew than people know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. It's going to be making a

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Speaker 3: murderer pretty much. Do the Netflix documentary. Basically, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, where should we begin? What do you

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Speaker 1: think that people want to know Do they want to

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Speaker 1: know about the stickers? Do they want to know about

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Speaker 1: the dog?

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Speaker 2: The dog?

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Speaker 1: We can get to all of these things. Great, well wait,

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Speaker 1: let's start here. Andrew, what what would little attitude? I

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Speaker 1: also find it funny that people Andre's so sweet.

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Speaker 2: He's not. No, he's not.

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Speaker 1: The Only people who see it are Diamond and me

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Speaker 1: and Josh. Josh sees it.

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Speaker 3: Too, and every group chat that you've annoyed everybody to

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Speaker 3: see it that way. And then I just sit in

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Speaker 3: the group cho I don't even say a word, and

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Speaker 3: it's like it's not responding.

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Speaker 1: I can't help that all the group chests that we're

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Speaker 1: in together pick on you. That's not my fault because

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Speaker 1: you turn it against it.

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Speaker 2: I do agree.

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Speaker 1: Not your little friend Nick. Your little friend Nick started that,

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Speaker 1: and I just sat back and was like, Wow, everybody

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Speaker 1: hates Andrew.

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Speaker 3: It's turd twirlers.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.

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Speaker 3: It's just an insult.

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Speaker 1: Nailed it. I'll never recover, Andrew, how do you want

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Speaker 1: people to know you? What do you want people to

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Speaker 1: know about you?

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Speaker 3: That I'm not evil? Yeah, okay, this is my episode,

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Speaker 3: so I will reinforce that I would like people to

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Speaker 3: know I'm not evil. I'm actually very nice and I

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Speaker 3: think helpful.

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Speaker 2: I think nice.

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Speaker 1: People don't have to play there nice. If somebody's nice,

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Speaker 1: don't other people just say, oh my god, they're so nice.

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Speaker 3: They do? And then what happens is you squawk in, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: fly on in, he's mean. Squaw you don't know him.

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Speaker 1: Squawk Wait, who am I squawking for in that one?

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Speaker 3: You parrot her? You parrot Josh, You parrot Nick. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I have no original thought.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was a ringleader of the people who

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Speaker 1: hated you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all lies.

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Speaker 3: It is my So back on track. So, yeah, nice

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Speaker 1: In the grand scheme of like characteristics and qualities, what

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Speaker 1: nice and helpful, and.

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Speaker 3: Then I have a good heart. I look out for people.

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Speaker 1: It's not kind of the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, Andrew, we were having this conversation not too long ago.

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Speaker 1: I would never want someone to describe me as nice,

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Speaker 1: not because I'm not nice. I just think that's one

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Speaker 2: He's a nice story, he's a loser.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's boring.

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Speaker 1: It's incredibly boring. It's just like you would say that

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Speaker 2: Mmm?

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Speaker 3: Do I mean it?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: No? I could say someone's nice, but I may not

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Speaker 1: But that's a better way to say it than isn't it.

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Speaker 1: He's a well intentioned No, he's a well intentioned person.

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Speaker 1: He's a kind person, he's a generous person.

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Speaker 3: Great. I like all three of those as that from now.

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Speaker 1: On, those are just better adjectives than nice. Nice is

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Speaker 3: So you edit this thing. Cut where I said that,

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Speaker 3: and I'll start over.

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Speaker 1: You know what, people, how boring you are?

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Speaker 3: Can you? Okay? So what was the question again?

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Speaker 1: Nice? Try You're not getting to this. He's gonna try

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Speaker 3: I forgot what the questions ask?

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Speaker 2: Can you?

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Speaker 3: Can you try it again?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: We asked, it was asked an I'm well intentioned?

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Speaker 3: That was a great question. I think I'm well intentioned, generous?

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Speaker 3: What was the last? Do the whole thing?

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Speaker 1: Diamond? How would you want people to think of you?

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Speaker 3: Why are you asking her? It's my episode. Oh wait,

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Speaker 3: I could respond to that, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Diamond and we laughed through the whole thing. Diamond Cooper,

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Speaker 1: only la la la la, go ahead and answer the question.

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Speaker 2: I would like people to think that I almost said nice.

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Speaker 1: Well, if that's what you guys feel, use the word nice.

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Speaker 1: It's like vanilla cool to be around that.

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Speaker 2: I'm a good time, you know. Fuck off?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Now it's my turn. Now it's my turn.

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Speaker 3: Maybe your turn, but it's my episode.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you want?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So do you want to spend time talking about since

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Speaker 2: he's so nice and helpful? Do you remember the time

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Speaker 2: that he tried to help us while we were off

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Speaker 2: with some girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh that girl that you had sex with on our trip?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 1: What was her name? With the smoker's voice?

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Speaker 3: I was scared of her. I'm being honest and.

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Speaker 2: So scared that you volunteered.

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Speaker 3: People say that I have a voice for radio.

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Speaker 1: She took you right to name. I don't remember, man,

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Speaker 1: what was your girlfriend's name? Andrew? Why are you playing

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Speaker 1: so innocently?

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Speaker 3: You don't know her name?

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Speaker 1: Into the woods and have sex with a lady.

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Speaker 3: Yep, she drove the r V to the spot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to the spot and he got it on.

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Speaker 1: Andrew seemed like he was driving to the spot.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: A lot of touching, a lot of All we know

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Speaker 1: is Andrew was supposed to try and find us some

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Speaker 1: sort of place to broadcast from, and then he vanished

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Speaker 1: with this woman for quite a long time, came back

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Speaker 1: looking disheveled, ravaged, out of breath.

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Speaker 3: It was crazy, stand porters. I was just walking and

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Speaker 3: it was the altitude.

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Speaker 1: Convenient excuse, Andrew, altitude convenient excuse. I do Wait, So

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Speaker 1: yours is that you're fun to be around?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that I mean well by people. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: know okay, yeah, uh. I could be a little bitch

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Speaker 2: sometimes too, So yes, know that. But that's it.

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Speaker 1: I think both of you are so far off on yourselves.

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Speaker 1: But if that's how you want to be remembered, I

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Speaker 1: guess I can't really Well, what.

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Speaker 2: Do you Okay, I don't even want to know. I

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Speaker 1: I would say, okay, So I would say Andrew is

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Speaker 1: a very kind person for the most part. I would

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Speaker 1: say he's devious.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I would.

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Speaker 1: Say he's he's like a multi tool He's like a

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Speaker 1: pocket knife. You could plug him into a lot of

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Speaker 1: different scenarios and he'd probably be very helpful in these scenarios. Also,

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Speaker 1: not sure you really want to travel with him? You know, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: my poka, Wow, I love that.

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Speaker 2: That makes so much sense.

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Speaker 3: I agree, you traveled with me twice.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm saying this?

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Speaker 3: Oh? So, I guess I'm not going to be on

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Speaker 3: the next off the grid trip.

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Speaker 1: Of course you are. I love you. You know what

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Speaker 1: I would say about you. I think you're a good

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Speaker 1: if you say, Andrew, shut up, Inky, get it, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: That's how you know he's at the end of his road.

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Speaker 2: He is itching to do it right now, He's itching.

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Speaker 3: Nope, I got nothing. But I will say Diamond was

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Speaker 3: pet parroting squad do it, squawk.

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Speaker 1: I think you are actually a very fabulous person, and

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Speaker 1: I would recommend people hanging out with you. If there

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Speaker 1: have a good time with you. Definitely have a good time.

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Speaker 1: And he's terrible in an escape room, but that's a

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into it because you're trying it.

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Speaker 3: You're trying it, and I'm not going.

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Speaker 1: He's always like, I'd be so good on Survivor, I'd

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Speaker 1: wake up. We're going to an escape room. Andrew's ass

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Speaker 1: would have had us die in that escape room.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not. He was breaking things. Yeah, that's a part

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Speaker 3: of an escape room for me. A part of it

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Speaker 3: is you test it to see if it's supposed to

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Speaker 3: be on the wall.

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Speaker 2: And you were breaking thing.

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Speaker 1: He literally went in there and just immediately moved a

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Speaker 1: bunch of starfish that the people had to like come

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Speaker 1: back on the wall or else.

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Speaker 2: You're going on?

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Speaker 3: Was it on bel Crow? Why was it on bell Crow?

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Speaker 3: I'm asking the.

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Speaker 1: Question put them back. You haven't reached that point yet.

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Speaker 1: He walked in, ripped the trident out of this mermaid's hands.

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Speaker 3: Pretty sure he broke it again. I'm asking the obvious questions.

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Speaker 1: Solved, not one question. Those are the things I would

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Speaker 1: say about Andrew Diamond. I would say, is loyal, agreed, fun, agreed,

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Speaker 1: is stubborn?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, you know you are.

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Speaker 1: You don't think your subburn?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't ask for you. White men don't get

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Speaker 2: to speak on black women during Women's History Month, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, this is probably what someone's of a racist.

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Speaker 3: And on Greek Independence Day, damn.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So for people who don't know what that means. Andrew

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Speaker 3: Tell me where you went to vacation without putting an

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Speaker 3: Wow, if I went to India and said and tried

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Speaker 1: You are crazy. This is crazy. All this to say

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Speaker 1: our Italian friend here, Andrew Puglici, recently found out he's not,

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Speaker 1: I thought you weren't pronouncing things of accent.

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Speaker 3: Now that's the asss, it's cheers, it's hi, le's goodbye,

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Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is comedy.

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Speaker 1: He is, he's funny. I would say that about you.

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Speaker 1: I would say you're funny.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: But back to Diamond, Oh, we really got away from

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Speaker 1: it because it started out with I said I would

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Speaker 1: I'm stubborn.

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Speaker 2: Then Andrew scoffed, I don't think I'm stubborn.

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Speaker 1: Not at all.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I had to fall again. Oh, he's carrying himself

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Speaker 1: I think I think it's I think it's a quality

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Speaker 1: up when you were little, stole toys from you, kicked

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Speaker 2: Yes they did. My cousins will come over every.

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Speaker 6: You have to live with it.

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Speaker 1: We like fear that you might wake up to someone

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, that wasn't happening. Okay, But like, how does

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Speaker 1: I think. When you have an idea in your head,

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Speaker 3: Also, someone crosses you, they will never get back in.

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Speaker 3: The door is firmly closed. On the podcast before Glue Concrete,

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Speaker 2: Fort knocks, baby locked.

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Speaker 1: No, you won't let somebody come back ever, because that

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Speaker 2: Okay? So maybe yeah, no, no, you can't come back.

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Speaker 3: My mom is the same way sign as you too,

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Speaker 3: virgo not to make it harder, scopey, but it is weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, you know, yeah, I wish I could.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: What So you don't believe in second chances?

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Speaker 2: Not anymore? I used to do.

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Speaker 1: You think you deserve a second chance?

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Speaker 2: Ever it depends on what I do wrong to someone?

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Speaker 1: So never you don't think you've ever deserved a second chance,

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Speaker 1: Or there's never been a time where maybe you've crossed

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Speaker 2: Maybe, but I think that I I overthink things before

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Speaker 2: I do like a lot of things, so like I

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good way to describe you too.

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Speaker 1: I would say you're definitely considerate, Oh, thank you, fun, loyal,

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Speaker 1: I think you're interested, okay, and things. I think I

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Speaker 1: I think you're curious.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say anything. I'm sending your mind in my

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Speaker 2: Cool, are you? That's another thing? He doesn't know how

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Speaker 2: maybe it's because I'm a gossiper. Oh, you always know

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Speaker 2: that you can get the gossip out of me, or

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Speaker 2: you think you can. So you're like, what happened? What's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of I got something to talk about you

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. This is excited.

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Speaker 2: I hope I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I would genuinely like all messing around the side. I

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Speaker 1: and hopefully in some capacity I can keep you guys.

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Speaker 1: So you have to be every part of every episode.

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Speaker 1: I got it with him, yeah, or we can work

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Speaker 1: on that. We can take him out if we want.

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Speaker 1: He's barely here anyway. Shows up for like, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about your March. How many days did you actually work

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Speaker 1: in the month of March.

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Speaker 3: I work every day. It just may not be here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's in Disney. It was just sad.

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Speaker 3: But guess what, I still did all my work in

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Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm just saying, how many days did you

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Speaker 3: So it's interesting that you said I was Elon.

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Speaker 1: Musky and tell me five things you did this month.

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Speaker 3: I did. Oh my god, that's funny you made.

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Speaker 4: That was good.

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Speaker 3: That was a flip. I did all my stuff in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and were you here for that?

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Speaker 3: No, so I missed work because I didn't get that,

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Speaker 3: not one time.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I don't like you being gone.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, No, I have no one to take things

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Speaker 1: out one hey, Diamond.

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Speaker 3: Well you're the rageous building.

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Speaker 1: And oh absolutely, as soon as you got back, I

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Speaker 3: Fire desk you did. Actually, that was your welcome back.

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Speaker 3: It was a middle finger and a kick.

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Speaker 1: And that's how you know. I love you.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know that. He says he

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Speaker 2: here until three pm. So what are you doing going

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Speaker 2: to get after we're going to get macha.

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Speaker 3: No, not going to matcha.

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Speaker 1: Damon Hi five from across the room, ma'am. But if

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Speaker 1: stuff done, who's been doing your podcast stuff while you're gone?

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Speaker 3: I still was doing it.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't get your stuff done in the morning,

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Speaker 1: So you lie, So you're a liar.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to give a time sheet.

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Speaker 1: If you can pull out your phone right now and

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Speaker 1: tell me what's on your for You page, Diamond. You two, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see my for you page is Oh god. The

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Speaker 1: first thing that pops up is Kim and Kanye. The

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Speaker 1: Then I have some girl dancing in a locker room.

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Speaker 1: Then I have you guys remember prison Bay, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have him. You know why he's on there. I've

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, mine is the problems with Amelia Perez.

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Speaker 1: Oh I remember specifically when you were sitting at your

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Speaker 3: For mine is what's real OCD versus not OCD?

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Speaker 2: Where are you seeing this?

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Speaker 6: Just like here go to the little medical Yes, okay.

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Speaker 3: People going to Disney, which actually super bothered me because

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Speaker 1: It's definitely knows you're in Disney.

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Speaker 3: I hate Disney bloggers. I've decided I hate Bean Park bloggers.

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Speaker 3: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Is it your best friend coaster boy Josh?

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Speaker 3: He's not a blogger.

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Speaker 1: But he got his name because he would review roller coasters.

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Speaker 3: I get that, but I'm talking about jos in here.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about new age people that sit there and

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Speaker 3: they are like, cur are five things that you need

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Speaker 3: to try the next time you're at Walt Disney World, like,

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Speaker 3: shut up, can do it?

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Speaker 3: It just bothers me. Yeah, that's I don't really have.

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Speaker 3: Oh in doxins, A lot of doxins.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you've skipped over a lot of things

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Speaker 3: I got white lotus, A millennial mole. I don't know

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00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,720
Speaker 3: what a millennial mole is. Let's see, do I have it?

447
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,480
Speaker 3: I do what? Wait, they're saying millennials on the inside

448
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,560
Speaker 3: of their wrist have the millennial mole.

449
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,280
Speaker 2: Inside of a Oh I have I have one?

450
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,440
Speaker 1: This I don't have any more.

451
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,000
Speaker 2: Let me see. You don't have anythingn't see that's the

452
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Speaker 2: inside of yours, that's literally outside. Come be serious, millennial.

453
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 4: I'm not good.

454
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I have it.

455
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,399
Speaker 2: I have something right here. You can't see it, but

456
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,280
Speaker 2: like like a TV test. Oh my god, wait no,

457
00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:46,680
Speaker 2: but it looks like it a little bit.

458
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,119
Speaker 3: I think my uh, this thing the male Yeah, the

459
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,320
Speaker 3: alopecia patch. I think it's spreading to my arms.

460
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,399
Speaker 1: Your alopecia is spreading.

461
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 3: Yes, because I've noticed on my arm there's several spots

462
00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,959
Speaker 3: that just stopped growing. Here.

463
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,159
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.

464
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 1: Interesting. What do you do about it?

465
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 3: If I go bald, I will legit, probably lose my mind.

466
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,200
Speaker 2: I cannot.

467
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 1: There's a chance that you will.

468
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 3: Thankfully. My dad has a rich head of hair.

469
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,400
Speaker 1: It comes through your mom's side. What does your mom's

470
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 1: dad look like?

471
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,359
Speaker 3: Well, he passed away, okay, at a very young age,

472
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 3: so I don't know. Oh boy, what it could How

473
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 3: old are you? Thirty three?

474
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you would have already had little shades

475
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 1: of bald Yeah, of losing your hair?

476
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, how bad for so many people that are balding

477
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 3: at this age, because yeah, that's that's intense.

478
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 1: Don't hair shame people. He comes in here and he

479
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 1: flips the little curls around. I'm so excited about there

480
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: he goes there, he goes good Lord, but you know,

481
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 1: with hair plugs and stuff, now, it's really not that serious.

482
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 3: True to Turkey.

483
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,439
Speaker 1: By the way, Andrew, trust me as someone who pretty

484
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 1: much went bald. It does suck, so thank you for

485
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 1: telling me that you would have killed yourself my life

486
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 1: O Diamond, Wow.

487
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 3: Damn it, Diamond.

488
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,399
Speaker 1: What's on your free page?

489
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 2: Someone drinking macha, a girl getting her hair done, somewhat

490
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 2: what I eat in a day. I get a lot

491
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 2: of those. I don't know why I'm interested. Some love

492
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 2: Island news. What else? Someone with dandriff on their scalp.

493
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,120
Speaker 2: They're getting a treatment.

494
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: Don't you think the's like?

495
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 2: Really?

496
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 1: Sum us up though? Like that we are looking?

497
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, my Facebook one is different. My Facebook one is

498
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 2: like you ever see those yucky toe videos where they're

499
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 2: getting their toes downe? No, what do you here?

500
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 1: Whenever I go on Facebook, which is not as often

501
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 1: as I think I would like it to be, I

502
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 1: feel like Facebook has sort of made a comeback.

503
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

504
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 1: I know Andrew's rolling his eyes, but I'm telling you.

505
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 2: Facebook is it?

506
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

507
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 2: Facebook is it?

508
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 3: Facebook is there?

509
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 1: Especially especially for the ethnics. I'm just saying, but mine

510
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: a always shark videos, like stupid, unbelievable shark videos. Yeah.

511
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 3: I'm also afraid that half of the content that you

512
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 3: see now is just AI stuff. It's so scary it's.

513
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: Gonna be the death of me because so much of

514
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: it is people playing with animals that they would never

515
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 1: be able to play with. Like I don't know if

516
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 1: you guys saw the video of the polar bear that

517
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: hopped onto the side of the boat to be rescued

518
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: and then they invited it on and they were like

519
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: rubbing its face.

520
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 3: It wasn't real.

521
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: It was completely fake. And you can tell because they've

522
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: got like seven fingers when they're betting it. That's crazy,

523
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: that's scary crazy.

524
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 6: What are you?

525
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 2: What is that you get that toe jam out of there?

526
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: ToeJam?

527
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 2: To get the toe jam, it's a lot of ingrown toenails.

528
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: And just touching it with their beer fingers.

529
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're sick. It's either this or cake decorating videos.

530
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: So I'm just back and forth.

531
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,399
Speaker 3: That is not like look so good.

532
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 2: You see the ones where they're like, why is it

533
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 2: choosing gloves?

534
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: Do you know what we never see by the way,

535
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: Diamond's feet.

536
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're disgusting.

537
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: When have you seen Diamond's feet?

538
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 3: Never?

539
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 1: Never, He's here. It comes to down, Josh grab it

540
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: might take this one hold on, how would you describe Andrew.

541
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 4: To who to anyone about what time me out what.

542
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: I said, Tell me about your friend Andrew, how would

543
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: you describe him? Because I asked Andrew how he wants

544
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: people to think of him, Like, what does he want

545
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: people to know about him? He said, I want them

546
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: to think I'm nice and helpful?

547
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 4: Right, right, right?

548
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: Okay, I said, I think he's fairly he's a pretty

549
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,719
Speaker 1: kind person, but he's devious.

550
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but sometimes I feel someone who has

551
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 4: that makeup goes above and beyond that to the point

552
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 4: that it's kind of phony. Sometimes. Oh yes, it's just

553
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 4: not reality, but it's like what he wants people to think, right.

554
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: Like performative. Yes, well, you're trying to cleanse your soul

555
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: because you've done something like run over a marmot on

556
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: our off the grid trip.

557
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember that thud.

558
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: I remember the thud, and I remember him not even

559
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: stopping for a second. He just kept going.

560
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,959
Speaker 3: Because you made the story up and then all convinced

561
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 3: yourselves it was collective amnesia.

562
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 4: You've said before that and I won't say the situation,

563
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 4: but that someone was being mean to you in life

564
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 4: and you were going to take the higher road and

565
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 4: be nice out of spite.

566
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just say it. It was my aunt. I

567
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 3: don't care and I still do it.

568
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, that might be a good way to describe Andrew.

569
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 3: Yeah he rolled again, not doing it.

570
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 4: You're not getting any nice drive you also have. I'd

571
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: say this like sassy meanness that I see in some

572
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 4: other people sometimes like that. I know it's in there.

573
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 4: I know deep down you have the cynicism and it

574
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 4: comes out in some of your comments when you're roasting people,

575
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 4: and it's like, I know it's in there, but he

576
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 4: like presents like he doesn't have that.

577
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: But we know that is devious.

578
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. So that's what it falls under. That's where

579
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 3: you're categorizing it. And the devious folder got it?

580
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: Where would you put it?

581
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's the folder for it.

582
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: Do you deny it?

583
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 3: No, Like, if I know somebody that I trust, I

584
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: can do that, Like I like all of you. Therefore

585
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 3: you know that part fair enough. I really connected with

586
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 3: the Leslie Bibb comment on White Lotus this week, when

587
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 3: Carrie Kon's character is sitting there being like, I'm just

588
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 3: gonna say how I feel and she's like no, no,

589
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: don't like, don't make this awkward, and she's saying, like,

590
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: mind your managers, and she's like, one person's manners is

591
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 3: another person's like respect to a certain way, or just

592
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 3: kind of like.

593
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 1: You nailed it.

594
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 3: So much.

595
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 4: So he relates to that mega character.

596
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go myself.

597
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 1: He has the mega face. Remember that was like the

598
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: most hurtful comment anyone ever left him.

599
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. I'm surprised Andrew support.

600
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 4: I don't think you have a mega face.

601
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: No, but somebody else did. They said, Oh, he totally

602
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: looks like a maga.

603
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

604
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 3: They were like, I'm surprising Andrew was a Democrat.

605
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because this family owns you.

606
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 3: Again, wouldn't be working here, would not be working.

607
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: Here, he would because it's performative.

608
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 3: Nice Okay, Yeah, I could go perform somewhere else, on

609
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 3: a different island, in a whole different country.

610
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: Josh, did you know that on our first trip off

611
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: the grid, Andrew escaped into the woods with some lady

612
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: with a very raspy voice. Came back looking disheveled and sweaty.

613
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 3: And I said it was the altitude sickness.

614
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: And he said it was altitude sickness.

615
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 3: Cat Cat.

616
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: It was cat cat with the deep raspy voice who

617
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: muscled him into the woods. It was crazy.

618
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, why would you do that?

619
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: You know why?

620
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: I could find a broadcast location.

621
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: Oh there was some broadcasting going on. I don't even know.

622
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 3: Good one.

623
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: They laughed, don't say the parrot thing, I'll kill you.

624
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: Dad is a parrot.

625
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: Then oh the squawk? Yes, I love the squawk?

626
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: Thank you?

627
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh you sold it from Josh?

628
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 3: No I did it.

629
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 4: No, it's his, No, it's his. But yeah, he uses

630
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: it in a group chat regularly.

631
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take what you say. In the minute. Somebody's like, I.

632
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: Feel that way too.

633
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 3: I'm like squawk, I feel that way to squawk.

634
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: So people aren't allowed to disagree with someone else's opinion.

635
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 3: No, because I could see the butt kissing. Don't try me.

636
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 4: Are two friends that are real crush on each other,

637
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: so they just defend everything.

638
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 3: The other person says, yeah, so is it Tommy and Nick?

639
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 4: Maybe?

640
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: So we're trying to get to know Andrew in this

641
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: episode because we've gotten in a lot of other people.

642
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: What would you what would you think? Oh, by the way,

643
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: really quickly, he said, people who like and review theme

644
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: parks are freaks.

645
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 4: Okay, he what do you mean?

646
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: I meant, I was like someone about your best friend,

647
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: coaster boy Josh, who used to review roller coasters and

648
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: talk about them and loves a get theme park. I meant, Josh,

649
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: that's what he said.

650
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 3: That is not what I said. And you're gonna tape Yeah,

651
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 3: you're gonna play it with disjointed words put together. Hm,

652
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 3: I said Disney influencers specifically, from when I was there

653
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: this past weekend, all my feed kept showing me where

654
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 3: people being like, I got Pixie dusted at Disney, your

655
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 3: room got upgraded. Call it that, call it that. Please,

656
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: for the love of Jesus, I can't. It annoyed me.

657
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 4: This is the cynicism that I'm talking about, right.

658
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: It was gonna take a while, but we got.

659
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 4: There at the same time. This guy, this is the

660
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 4: guy that goes like four times a year.

661
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 3: I love it. It brings me so much joy.

662
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Didn't you just skip like two weeks of work to

663
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: take your mom there?

664
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 4: But also doesn't buy an annual pass, which would be

665
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 4: like one thousand dollars cheaper than I.

666
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: Would like to say. I did ask for one for Christmas,

667
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 3: and that was the one thing they'd be just skipped

668
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 3: over that the gift.

669
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you've probably spent over two thousand dollars

670
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 4: in tickets and they cost like half.

671
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 3: That And for sure, that's why I asked for one

672
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 3: this year. And then when it came to Christmas, I

673
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 3: was thinking, oh man, I'm gonna get it, not gonna

674
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 3: have to pay for tickets this year. It's my nice Okay.

675
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: So then after you don't get it for Christmas, then

676
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,719
Speaker 4: you purchase it because it's the smarter financial decision.

677
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to spend.

678
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about decisions because his family almost yachts yep.

679
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I I do have theories, like with how

680
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 4: many movies he buys on Voodoo that there's got to

681
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 4: be some sort of money coming in because he'll buy

682
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: like five movies a week, add like twenty five bucks

683
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 4: a pop, and it's like, I know what you make?

684
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 4: Where is coming from? Andrew is a true gossip like

685
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 4: that is a part of his personality. Like look at.

686
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: The time we got a.

687
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 4: Go on Josh, I just know he. I mean, that's

688
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 4: why he has millions of group chats, Like did we

689
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 4: notice about Andrew too? He has so he'll have like

690
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 4: a main group chat. But then he'll have a side

691
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 4: group chats based on that group chat, and then like

692
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 4: go to the side chat of the group chat.

693
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: I was just like, everybody says this, but who started

694
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: the last fourteen group chats? It wasn't me. I did

695
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: start when yesterday though, but that was because I had

696
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: an announcement I had to make to specific people.

697
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: What was the announcement?

698
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say that here anyway.

699
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: Diamond, did you get the announcement?

700
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 3: You both were?

701
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh wait, why was I in the group chat?

702
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: You are business?

703
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: Get that hell out of here?

704
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

705
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: Interesting? Okay, Josh, what else do you want us to

706
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: know about Andrew?

707
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: Um?

708
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 4: Well, let me think about it for a second. I mean,

709
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 4: I feel like we're only saying bad things, right.

710
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: No, I said a lot of good things about him. Okay,

711
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: don't worry.

712
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: He's a very generous guy.

713
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: I said that. That was one of the words I

714
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: use about him.

715
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 4: He's very he's very thoughtful. He is a supportive friend.

716
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: Thank you. Those are nice.

717
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 4: He's always there to listen.

718
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: Thanks.

719
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 4: That's probably part of this.

720
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 3: Is my moment. Let me have my moments.

721
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: How come we haven't done that to Josh yet?

722
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: This is my episode. See nice things.

723
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll clean this up to make you look

724
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: really good.

725
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I so believe.

726
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 4: I don't worry a lot of editing.

727
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: I said this. I said Andrew comes off as like

728
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: the greatest two people who don't really know him, the nicest, sweetest,

729
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh how could you beat me? And Andrew? Oh my god,

730
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: he's so lovely and amazing, when in reality he's a

731
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: devious little bitch, which is how I told him he

732
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: needs to do his his Survivor audition tape. Just act

733
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: that way, be yourself, don't try to be the nice guy,

734
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: be Andrew. It's important.

735
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Again, I think that'll probably I just would be

736
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 3: a little worried. You know what. I wouldn't be worried

737
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 3: that if I had to watch it back on TV

738
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 3: and all the bad things i'd say about people, because honestly,

739
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: they're probably all gonna be lame. Anyway.

740
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 6: Oh there we go.

741
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: See that should be in your audition tape.

742
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I feel like the minute there's a

743
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 3: camp counselor, I'd be out. I'd be like, oh god,

744
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: they're trying to organize things or trying to make everybody

745
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: like Kumbaya. I hate a Kumbaya moment. Hate it, hate them,

746
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: I hate ough just annoy you hate.

747
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's dissect this.

748
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: I don't like that. It just feels so just like

749
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: culty to me, I just can't do it.

750
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: People share and joy.

751
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 3: It feels camp orientation leader. I don't like camp. I

752
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 3: don't like that. Creeps me out, like hippie ishugh, like

753
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 3: all living under the same commune. Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmm.

754
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: I feel like deep down inside of you have a

755
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: lot of hippie like tendencies for sure.

756
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to organize everyone. Well, as I've

757
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: told Josh before, there's no such thing as an Italian hippie.

758
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: But I guess you could also apply it to Greek

759
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 3: and Albanian. You're not Italian, but yeah, there's no such

760
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: thing as those does not exist, because I know somebody

761
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: who's fundament like really tries to portray that image. No, No,

762
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: that's not a thing.

763
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I would say that's probably true.

764
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: No Italian hippies, well, like if.

765
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: Like maybe like Northeast Italians, Yeah, because like you're just

766
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 4: raised around trains, so like, how can you be peaceful? Ever?

767
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 4: Likes there's too many bombs there's too many con men,

768
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 4: there's too many trains, like you're never gonna be peaceful,

769
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 4: like it's it's wired into you by like five years old, properly.

770
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the peaceful Italian person I know, don't.

771
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: You don't know what?

772
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm not really caught up with any Yeah.

773
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: There's peaceful Italians. I think my mom is a peaceful Italian.

774
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: She used to scratch the glass at the zoo.

775
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: Did you know that about his mother?

776
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: What?

777
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: She's a glass tapper really at the zoo. He was like,

778
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: this is how he posed it. Okay, he said, let

779
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: me tell you something about Donna. Donna is basically like

780
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: a big cat whisperer. We said, what tell us more?

781
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: He said, she just goes up to the glass and

782
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: she does this little scratch thing. And they all approached.

783
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 1: We said, Andrew, your mother taps on the glass at

784
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: the zoo and stresses the animals out.

785
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

786
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: And what did he say? Don't you dare talk about Donna.

787
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: Don't you say a word about my mother.

788
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 3: Talk about my fucking mother? Yes, that is I mean,

789
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 3: I feel bad, I see it.

790
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: I understand something about that family and what they do

791
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: to animals. That's all I'm gonna leave in.

792
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Diamond wanted to share that about Does Josh

793
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: know that story?

794
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you know that Andrew inappropriately touched

795
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: a dog?

796
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: Do you know Diamond took a picture of a dog's

797
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: inner leg and goes, that's the penis. No, there was

798
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: no penis to be found. No.

799
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: See, you see how people try to twist stories. I

800
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: know that I did what the women do, but no, no, no, no,

801
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: that's not what happened.

802
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 3: And now every single person, when I see a dog,

803
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 3: you go, he touches animals inappropriate.

804
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 2: H I'm like, keeping the dog away, save your dog.

805
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: So diamond story is that there was a dog laying

806
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: on his back. Yes, and Andrew jerked it off.

807
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And she tells people this when I see

808
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 3: a dog, do you know he touches him inappropriately? Meanwow?

809
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 3: Miss I would take a dog if it yelled at me.

810
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 3: Miss I'd keep the dog at home all day and

811
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: walk it on a treadmill. Please.

812
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 4: Then there's the hamster story.

813
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, I don't.

814
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 4: Fully believe that, but the family did have a bunch

815
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 4: of guinea pigs that did.

816
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: We had one guinea pig. It was Herman and it

817
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 3: was Jackie's pet.

818
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: Is this the wing your dad ran over?

819
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was a that was a hermit creb

820
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 3: god Herman, our guinea pig. Jackie was the primary caretaker

821
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: of Herman.

822
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: I was very explode.

823
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 3: No, he did not explode. Well, so what happened. What

824
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 3: happened was Jackie did not realize that you can't just

825
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 3: feed an animal. You also have to give it water too,

826
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 3: So she literally just kept feeding it and it died

827
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 3: of dehydration. Yeah, yeah, Herman.

828
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: And that was just one.

829
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 3: That we only had one guinea pig. I think that

830
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: was the test to get a dog, and Jackie failed

831
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 3: for us, then.

832
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 4: There was essentially guinea pig.

833
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 3: Want to look at that.

834
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: He was the guinea pig.

835
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: Of the My dad would do that intentionally too, like

836
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 3: we go to guinea pig, it's the guinea pig and

837
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: you failed. That's so something my dad would do.

838
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: And then you killed Nix hamster.

839
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: I never killed Nick's hamster. That is the biggest why.

840
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: We could call Nick right now and he would tell

841
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: us one on nine eleven. Then he ran over the marmot.

842
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 3: I never ran over a marmot.

843
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: And then he jacked off a dog here we yes,

844
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andrew. There's a lot of smoke here. Usually

845
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: where there's smoke, there's fire. We've got four separate stories

846
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: of four different animal abuses coming from a mother who

847
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: scratches the glass.

848
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 3: Yep, don't talk about my fucking mother.

849
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: I love doll She's great. She makes really good chicken

850
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: parm she does Lapasta is amazing.

851
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 3: Raby olies are always good.

852
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: But it seems like animal mutation kind of runs in

853
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: the DNA. Something weird. Disrespect of the animals.

854
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 4: They do have. The family does have a dog that

855
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 4: has survived, Luna.

856
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's a good girl.

857
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: But also Andrew knows that he can't get too close

858
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: to really cute animals because he'll squish them to death.

859
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 4: I do have I call them Lenny hands.

860
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and that phrase has truly taken off.

861
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: They're so big, they're uncoordinated.

862
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, just crushing.

863
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: Things out here. Yeah, that's fine. Should we Does Josh

864
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: know this story about the stickers? Does Diamond know the

865
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: story about the stickers?

866
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: I have no clue.

867
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: Have you heard this go on? Andrew?

868
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 3: So we were really young. I was really young.

869
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: And thirty one.

870
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 3: We had a family that lived up the street and

871
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 3: they were like a year or two older than me,

872
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 3: and we went over their house and we went upstairs

873
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 3: to their room and they were like, hey, like, do

874
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 3: you like these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I

875
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: like these stickers. And they were twins, and so then

876
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 3: of course like it's me with two twin girls. And

877
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 3: so then they're like, hey, do you want any of

878
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: these stickers? And I was like, yeah, I want the stickers.

879
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: And they were like, I'm real bad. If you like,

880
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 3: take off your pants, you can get the stickers. And

881
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 3: so I was like, duh, I'll get the stickers. You

882
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 3: know when you're four or five years old? Yeah? Done?

883
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 3: You were four or.

884
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: Five, Andrew the first time he told us this story,

885
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: you were like nine.

886
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: No, I was four or five.

887
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 6: Mode it down for some stickers.

888
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: I did, and then I went downstairs. My mom was like,

889
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 3: look at all these wonderful stickers. And I was like,

890
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 3: do you know what I did? Toget them? And then

891
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 3: my mom was like what We left very shortly after that.

892
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't I think that real? Uh, that was a hard.

893
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 6: So you went downstairs. You told your mom did you

894
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 6: say it out loud for everyone to hear?

895
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really exciting. I'm talking These were the

896
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 3: stickers that were like kind of puffy. You know which

897
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 3: ones I'm talking about, Yes, oh, yeah, yes. And this

898
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: was in the nineties when that was like the sticker heyday,

899
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 3: because that was like at Leasta Frank stickers with the dolphins,

900
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 3: the polar bears everything.

901
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: He could really jazz up a binder.

902
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 3: You really could.

903
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 6: What did the twins like parents say?

904
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: What was like? What?

905
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 4: I do not know because they learned this technique from Yeah,

906
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 4: so true.

907
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: There's so many things to unpack with this story.

908
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

909
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: Also, it wasn't stick He didn't just pull his pants down,

910
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: He pulled it all down.

911
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, you showed them your little dingle I did.

912
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: I didn't have been literally got a lot of stickers.

913
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: And to this day, Andrew loves a good sticker. So

914
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: if you see him in the street, you can easily

915
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: bribe him to take his pants off.

916
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 3: It's like a pavlog dog response stickers and oops.

917
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 4: Do you talk about how you like almost moved to Pittsburgh?

918
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: What I think he might was it around the time

919
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: that you showed up for your interview here with a.

920
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 3: Suit on, and I almost moved there instead or something. Yeah,

921
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 3: I would have been like a PR person for the bank.

922
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: That's insane. Sounds like, oh, well, PR for a bank that's.

923
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: Yea, and Pittsburgh.

924
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: We have listeners in Pittsburgh, Andrew, I met some very

925
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 2: nice people from Pittsburgh, Samond she ran away from us. Ye.

926
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: I'm sure Pittsburgh is a wonderful city, but I don't

927
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 3: think that would be good for me to move all

928
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 3: the way there to do PR for a bank. That

929
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 3: just sounds not great.

930
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: Andrew said he's dropped a lot of gems today. He

931
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: said if he lost his hair, he would kill himself.

932
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: I never said that he did, and I was like, oh,

933
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I'm still alive.

934
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: Not me.

935
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 3: I didn't say that.

936
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: Would you say, you're.

937
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 3: Going to try it? You're going to take what I

938
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: said there, and then inserted, I'm not saying.

939
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: That I'm not in the business.

940
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: Cronkite in this interview. You nice try, Josh.

941
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: I do like the fact that as soon as you

942
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: showed up, Andrew really became a monster. He was trying

943
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: to hold up. He was trying to keep up the facade.

944
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: Josh Watson, you know you can lie anymore. You need

945
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: to be part of this more often.

946
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 4: I have a lot of Andrew stuff.

947
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 3: More go, Barbara Walters, it's your trance to tell us

948
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 3: all Walter cronkite.

949
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: Barbara Walters, when's the last time you watched the news?

950
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 3: While?

951
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: He stopped watching after Nora O'Donnell.

952
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,479
Speaker 3: I did. I the CBS Evening News. I really love

953
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: the CBS News. I love it. I watch it at five.

954
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 3: I go until seven because then inside Edition comes out

955
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 3: and I like inside Edition? Is that Deborah Norville?

956
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think it's that edition is I don't

957
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: mind it because I was an effect from not long

958
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: ago and you were very specifically in all caps.

959
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: I don't love Devord Norville.

960
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: I like her. Sometimes the show uses weird sound effects

961
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 3: that I dislike. It's not great. I don't like that one.

962
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 3: But six point thirty that's my jam. But Nora o'donald

963
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 3: retired makes.

964
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: Me so you just stop watching the news?

965
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: No, I still watch it between five and seven. That's

966
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: my time. That's my news time for local news into

967
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 3: the CBS Evening News.

968
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 6: Other stories.

969
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 4: Barbara Walters, he does need a haircut. Right now.

970
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: I do today.

971
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: Not too much though, because he'll kill himself.

972
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 4: Did he tell you about his barber that he drives

973
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 4: an hour four Andrew?

974
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: I do.

975
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: Your family has yachts.

976
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 3: You keep saying that.

977
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: Drives an hour for a barber, unless it's.

978
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 4: How much he thinks they like needs his charge every

979
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 4: two months.

980
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 3: So I'm like, it's all riding on him, and I

981
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 3: feel bad. And he does do a good job with

982
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 3: the haircut.

983
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 4: He has multiple barbers within walking distance of his apartment.

984
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I understand, but I feel bad, so

985
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 3: I still go.

986
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: You drive an hour and a half. How much is

987
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: the haircut?

988
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 3: It's an hour?

989
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: How much? Okay, how much is the.

990
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: How much does the hair fifty bucks?

991
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks?

992
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 6: Fifty bucks?

993
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: And this is what you come back with after two months.

994
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 4: It's an electric car too, so you have to like

995
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 4: stop and charge it at a mall. You'll like, I'll

996
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 4: open up my find my friend and see Andrews just

997
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 4: at like a mall, sitting still for like an hour.

998
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, we all have each other's locations.

999
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: How often do you check everybody else's I don't check.

1000
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 4: Oh that's what he claims.

1001
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 3: This is prejection from everyone else. I genuinely do not care.

1002
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: I see you check people's locations before before a concert.

1003
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 4: We were at a restaurant. You checked to where Nick

1004
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: was exactly. I was looking to see where he was

1005
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 4: because you check it. So you check it.

1006
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 3: But I don't sit there by myself and just open

1007
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: it up to be like, oh, where are my sims?

1008
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 4: Did you not just say prove when I check it

1009
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,879
Speaker 4: and I just gave you a point was coming there?

1010
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 3: That makes sense to me. I don't sit there and

1011
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 3: just randomly check locations.

1012
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: Never on the weekend. You've never been like, I wonder

1013
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: where Josh is doing location?

1014
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 3: Because that's your privacy. I don't.

1015
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: He's a liar if it.

1016
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: If we want a privacy, we wouldn't share a location

1017
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: with you.

1018
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 4: Yes, but I know it's not an app you fire

1019
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 4: up just to check it. It's like, oh, where's Andrew.

1020
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about inviting him to something? What's he doing

1021
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 4: right now?

1022
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 3: I think that way. I genuinely don't.

1023
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: I promise the lady doth protest too much.

1024
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 3: Because you're making me doth protest? Have you thought of that? Cool?

1025
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: Do you check people's locations?

1026
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 2: I do for I call people. I want to call someone,

1027
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 2: If they're not home, then I'm like, okay, I'll leave.

1028
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 1: Them alone all Sometimes if I'm just like texting someone,

1029
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, where are they right now? When I'm texting,

1030
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: I just assume that they're probably at home, because if

1031
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: they're out doing things and be texting me. But a

1032
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: lot of times I'll be pick where you want.

1033
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 4: I'll be like, I want to go to dinner. Is

1034
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 4: Andrew still at work? So I'll check his location?

1035
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: But instead you'll see me at the mall charging my car.

1036
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: Got it?

1037
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: Are you gonna get rid of that car anytime soon?

1038
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 3: I mean it's a three year lease and I'm on

1039
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 3: year two.

1040
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: Is that the car that you crashed Josh in.

1041
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, as I was incredibly vulnerable post surgery, I.

1042
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 3: Picked you up and then crashed him. The lies and

1043
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 3: slander going in this story?

1044
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: Wait, what about okay, Andrew? What about that story? Is untrue?

1045
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: You picked him up? He got lasick? Right?

1046
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 2: Yes, So he's.

1047
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: Blind in the car, trying to sleep because he's not

1048
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: allowed to see sunlight or open his eyes. He's just

1049
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: at your mercy.

1050
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 3: I got Ray Charles in the seat next to me,

1051
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 3: sitting diamond.

1052
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: Did you not know this?

1053
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,479
Speaker 6: Yes, but just the thought of Josh lay him back

1054
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 6: in the chair.

1055
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 3: He's got his eyes with the glasses. Afterwards, he was

1056
00:44:55,239 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 3: just sitting there like this. I'm telling you, Ray Charles.

1057
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: In this.

1058
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: Just like that. Literally that, Yes, what's crazy?

1059
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 4: He was.

1060
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 3: I get out of the car. I'm like, oh my god,

1061
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 3: someone just hit me. I'm like, I don't know what

1062
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 3: to do, and there's Josh. Okay, the person gets out

1063
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 3: of the car. I think I probably looked in the

1064
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 3: car at one point and just saw some guy with

1065
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 3: glasses on, not moving.

1066
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: This guy's got a dead body, No big deal.

1067
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 3: Yes, it was crazy.

1068
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: Is it true or false that before you crashed Josh

1069
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: at his most vulnerable moment, he told you to slow

1070
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: down because you're driving like a crazy person.

1071
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: Yes, what say you?

1072
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: Andrew?

1073
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:42,479
Speaker 4: Yes?

1074
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 3: And then when I was paying attention and stopped driving recklessly,

1075
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 3: I got hit. Someone hit me.

1076
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: So it's just people off like a jack ass to

1077
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: get hit.

1078
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: I did not. I was, if anything, I was riding

1079
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 3: in the right lane, going nice and slow for the

1080
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: rest of it because I'm like, okay, you're right.

1081
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 4: Is you get hit changing lanes?

1082
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 3: No? The other person just I was getting off at

1083
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: the exit and somebody decided.

1084
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 4: Your left bumper okay.

1085
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, and someone rammed into my car.

1086
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 1: Also, though, that mountain that you hit did not.

1087
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 4: Move at all, I did feel really bad because you

1088
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 4: were doing something nice like that is like an example

1089
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 4: of you being nice. You you were there for me

1090
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 4: when I needed it. So there you go, until you weren't.

1091
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,479
Speaker 3: I would like everything in that story to be cut

1092
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 3: except for that heart and also the end of that.

1093
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool, if you could do that. Wait, so

1094
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: the mountain part I have to take out.

1095
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like that.

1096
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: Did you the mountain a mountain?

1097
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1098
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care.

1099
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 3: That was a thirty foot RV. I did not sign

1100
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: up for that. I was put into that position. And

1101
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: you too, could not drive that for at all.

1102
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 7: I drove that thing. You looked like a child, what

1103
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 7: I looked like? Floor that you were in with your

1104
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 7: feet above the pedals like wait, I was standing out

1105
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 7: a booster seat. I was standing up save at all.

1106
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: That can't help if you fell safe or not. I

1107
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: didn't car to do a mountain, That's all I know.

1108
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: And when crashed I clipped it. I clipped the mountain

1109
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 3: clipped whatever it was. That's exaggerating.

1110
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: All I remember hearing and feeling was a that was it.

1111
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, and guess what, you're still here to tell the tale.

1112
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Speaker 1: So you're right, we did not die. Go ahead, go ahead, diamond?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, reach still.

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Speaker 2: Was he use guy?

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Speaker 3: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Okay, nope, I almost said something that would have gotten

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Speaker 2: me canceled. So absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: You think that there are things that can get people

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Speaker 1: canceled in the year twenty.

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Speaker 2: Twenty five, I don't know.

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00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: Just in case, have you seen our politicians, Well they're

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00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,439
Speaker 1: group texting about war.

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Speaker 3: You think I could get in on that group text?

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Speaker 3: I love a group text.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Wood's side chat that group text? Can you believe

1126
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: he's the American flagmag more plans?

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Speaker 3: That's a little it's not great.

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Speaker 6: I have a question about that.

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Speaker 2: If you were accidentally put in a group chat, would

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Speaker 2: you let them know that you were in it that one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: No.

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00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: I would just ride it out and I would be

1134
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: breaking stories left and right. Hey, they're planning on doing this, motherfuckers,

1135
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 1: Know, because now it's never gonna happen again. Now before

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00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 1: they make that group chat, they're gonna be extra careful

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Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have told you there.

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00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 6: Like why would you tell?

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00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: What would you tell?

1141
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: Because he was like, ha ha, I have a story.

1142
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: Now everybody knows this guy's name.

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00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 3: True not smart not smart home.

1144
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 4: Isn't he a journalist?

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00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 4: Well the news just came to him, right, But he didn't.

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00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 6: He didn't put like they were talking about it in

1148
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 6: the group chat, and he said nothing and did nothing

1149
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 6: until hours later when the news broke that they were

1150
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 6: doing stuff out in Yemen. So it's like, you sat

1151
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 6: on it.

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00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 2: You might as well sit on it, wait until the

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00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: next time. Now that you know you're actually in this chat, then.

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Speaker 6: Break the story yourself.

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00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: And as a journalist, you don't have to reveal your sources, right,

1156
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to. If you don't, you don't want to.

1157
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: So he could have just said sources told me and

1158
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: protected him out and never ever acknowledged like I am

1159
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: my source. Easy what I was in aught. I've told

1160
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: you this before. I was in a group chat once

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Speaker 1: with a guy that I was dating's friends, like all

1162
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: of his friends, because we were throwing a surprise party

1163
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: for him, and they went to talk to each other

1164
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: about me because I posted a picture with Bernie Sanders

1165
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: and they were all like crazy people and they're like,

1166
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: oh she's a socialist, Oh my god, shed with Bernie?

1167
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? They were talking all

1168
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: kinds of shit. I let it go for the whole

1169
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: day with them going back and forth, and I just

1170
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: slid in at the very end with a black moonface silence.

1171
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: There was not a word. I should text that group

1172
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: chat now, ok Hey, what do you guys doing?

1173
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: You should send a sunrise EMOCHI.

1174
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: I should send a hay, are you really happy about Trump?

1175
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: You can't be right now, you can't be.

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00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: Okay.

1178
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to go get your haircut

1179
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: two hours away.

1180
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: It's forty five minutes.

1181
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: Started an hour and a half. Then you said it

1182
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Speaker 1: was an hour, and now you're saying it's forty five.

1183
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 4: It's mine And this isn't an easy area to drive around.

1184
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: It were just.

1185
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 4: New Jersey has a million highways. Like it's stressed. That's

1186
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 4: not necessary when literally I go to a great barbera

1187
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 4: block from you, like you could just walk there, get

1188
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 4: your hair cut and walk home.

1189
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 3: I want to support a local business owner.

1190
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 4: This is not performative it's not even local for you,

1191
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 4: So you're driving to Allentown.

1192
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all the Jersey City barbers are starving to death.

1193
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that?

1194
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, starving to death?

1195
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: To death?

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00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:32,919
Speaker 3: Oh wow?

1197
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: Okay, Jersey City is very impoverished. Wow, especially where you live.

1198
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, put that one out there. Devora in norm Viille.

1199
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Speaker 3: But you liked her, I do. I don't. It's like

1200
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 3: Walter Kronkite. I mean, I yeah, I mean, I don't

1201
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 3: think I have any real feelings towards Walter Cronkite.

1202
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: But are you just filled them?

1203
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: Great host who wants to be a millionaire? Right?

1204
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: Anyway, we need to get out of here, because Josh

1205
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: was nice enough to join us, and I wish you

1206
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: would join us more, Josh. Yeah, because you bring out

1207
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: quite the side of Andrew that is enjoyable. And I

1208
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: hope our listeners have gotten to know you nicely today.

1209
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, they think I have a weird thing with animals.

1210
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: You do.

1211
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 3: I'm performative, nice in the best like great episode guys.

1212
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 1: They are also generous and you're fun and you're funny,

1213
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: and you're a good friend and a good listener and

1214
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: you have really pretty curly hair.

1215
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 3: Shoot say that again.

1216
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 4: You make fun of people really well, but never do

1217
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 4: their face.

1218
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: Oh but.

1219
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 3: Devious, I think I do. If it's asked for, then

1220
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: I will do Diamond. I don't really have one of Diamond.

1221
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: See that's what people say when they do a really

1222
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: meant impression of you behind.

1223
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 4: No, it's actually they're both hilarious.

1224
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: And I genuinely don't have one for any of you. Three.

1225
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 2: You don't have one for Josh.

1226
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: You did Josh like three times. He wasn't even in here.

1227
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like, I don't think that's mean yours.

1228
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 3: I would.

1229
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh, so you do have some.

1230
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 3: I don't know if I do like Josh. I feel

1231
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,479
Speaker 3: like it's the one that everybody goes for. Wh's just like.

1232
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: Josh's scream is my favorite thing. Okay, where can they

1233
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: find you online? Josh? If somebody wants to find you.

1234
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 4: Don't find me online? Please.

1235
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 2: You don't want people to follow you.

1236
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: Andrew really pushed to become an influencer.

1237
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 4: Oh well he is, and now I'm.

1238
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 3: Going to Disney Parks yeah, and talking about my favorite

1239
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: places to go. Just kidding. I'm not hate that.

1240
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: Continue do you won't want people to find you?

1241
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 2: Well?

1242
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 4: They don't have to social media.

1243
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: Coaster Boy, Josh, coaster Boy, Josh, Andrew, Andrew Pug. Did

1244
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: you are you still at your ten thousand followers.

1245
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 3: Ten point four?

1246
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:37,720
Speaker 4: Baby?

1247
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 3: Oh wow? I guess you could say like that blue

1248
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,439
Speaker 3: check marks come in soon.

1249
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't think I've gained a follower in like a

1250
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: year and a half. I know, I'm pretty sure I'm

1251
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: shadow band everywhere. What can you do? Diamond? Where can

1252
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: they find you at?

1253
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 2: Diamond? Sincere on Instagram and add an underscore on Twitter?

1254
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: And I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. But if you're listening

1255
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: to this, you've already decided if you're going to follow

1256
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: me or not follow me. But I'll take it if

1257
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: you're not following, Okay, say bye everybody until next time. Bye. No,

1258
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: don't say by yet, like follow, subscribe.

1259
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: And read review to you.

1260
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: Yes, unless you're the guy that thinks a racist that

1261
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: one person who left us a one star.

1262
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 3: Don't do that, please don't. But I mean, but that

1263
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 3: does I feel like if you have like a four

1264
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 3: point three rating that's like controversial, Like why do people

1265
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 3: dislike it? Like I'd click on something that like that

1266
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: because they'd be like whoo why is it happening. Don't anyway,

1267
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 3: I'm not saying to give us sorry.

1268
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now say bye everybody.

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00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 3: Bye,