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Speaker 1: Jewils dirty little Secret, something you definitely should not do

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Speaker 1: in today's world. Fake being sick. Oh, it's the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty Little Secret. Remember, if you have

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Speaker 1: something to get off your chest, just text us four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one and we'll let you tell your

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Speaker 1: secret on the air. Also, remember everybody stays anonymous, so

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what you have to tell us, we

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Speaker 1: will always keep you anonymous. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: we have Captain America. Hello, Captain America. I like that name.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it. Captain Americans was a little higher pitched

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Speaker 1: than I than I would have expected. But you know

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Speaker 1: that's funny and I've never heard Captain America giggle like that.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I know your secret has to do with

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Speaker 1: you being sick. But that's all our producers told us.

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Speaker 1: So that's your secret. Okay, So it's not really um

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Speaker 1: me taking six for myself. I it has to do

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Speaker 1: with me um thinking that my cow is sick. Oh

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Speaker 1: why why would you have to fake that your cat

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Speaker 1: was sick? Okay, So I just can't start by thing.

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Speaker 1: I really hate weddings. I think they're so awkward, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, and uncomfortable. Yeah, they really are. Actually, yeah, no, exactly,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly how I feel. It's just like super weird

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Speaker 1: this wedding. I was like in it. Oh you were

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Speaker 1: in the wedding. Oh yeah, they're supposed to be at

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Speaker 1: least what were you supposed to be in the wedding?

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Speaker 1: A bridesmaid? Oh bridesmaid? Is that the main one? What's

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Speaker 1: the main one? The best woman? Maid of honor? But

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Speaker 1: she only she had one. She had one maid of honor,

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Speaker 1: and then she had three bridesmaids, and then he had

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Speaker 1: like one groomsman, and then like three more, so it

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Speaker 1: was like balanced. It was like four people. I completely

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Speaker 1: lost track of what there was. But I just I

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Speaker 1: know that you said you were in the wedding party,

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Speaker 1: and that's a big deal. Dudes hate getting at it,

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Speaker 1: Like anytime I've been a grooms when I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: why did you not want to be in the wedding

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Speaker 1: Because I hate weddings. That's the only reason I couldn't

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Speaker 1: do it. For your good friend, Well, I'm like so also,

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Speaker 1: like the groomsman, it was a while ago, but like

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Speaker 1: we had hooked up and he was a total jerk,

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Speaker 1: so I just was like, oh god, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to spend the day being around this guy that I

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Speaker 1: hate and like new girlfriends, and I'm just like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Okay, was it the fact that you guysoked

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Speaker 1: up before or the fact that he has a new

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Speaker 1: girlfriend want all of the above, To be honest, it's

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Speaker 1: so awkward. Oh man, that's right. So you blamed it

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Speaker 1: on your cat. Yeah, I said she was sick. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: So if I had said I was sick, my friend

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Speaker 1: would have been like, uh anyway, Like I could tell

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Speaker 1: her that, like I had a fever and diarrhea, and

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Speaker 1: she'd be like, still come ye. He's an animal lover,

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Speaker 1: so if I told her my cat sick, she she's

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Speaker 1: obsessed with her dog. So I knew if I said

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Speaker 1: my cat was sick, she would be oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you have to be there for her. Okay. And did

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Speaker 1: your friend actually like accept this as a legit excuse,

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Speaker 1: Like did you go into detail about what the cat had? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what did the cat have? Um? Well, the cat

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Speaker 1: was older, and she was just she was definitely on

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Speaker 1: the edge of her She actually did pass away a

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Speaker 1: few months later. And an excuse for you that she

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Speaker 1: was just older, you know, she was like eighteen and

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Speaker 1: that's like a long time for a cat to live,

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Speaker 1: so um, but I had a roommate and stuff, so

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Speaker 1: it's like she wasn't going to be alone. I just

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Speaker 1: knew I was going to have a miserable time, and

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Speaker 1: I thought it was better for everyone if I didn't go.

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Speaker 1: And that was like the best thing I couldn't think of.

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Speaker 1: Better for everyone or better for you. Yeah, better for everyone,

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Speaker 1: because like when I might upset or uncomfortable, I wear

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Speaker 1: my heart on my sleeve, so like everybody knows. And

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Speaker 1: then like they's drinking, Like what if I got really

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Speaker 1: drunk and I, like, you know, threw a glass of

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Speaker 1: wine at that new girl friend impressed myself. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know your name was Captain America, but I wish it

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Speaker 1: was Becky. Well, look, you lived up to your name,

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Speaker 1: Captain America. You saved the day. I'm not going you

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Speaker 1: sound like a very intelligent superhero. All right, Well thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your secret. Sure, ye, my friend, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we won't but get a new cat so you can

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Speaker 1: get out of things more in the future. I have

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Speaker 1: a new cat. Oh yeah, all right, Well you have

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Speaker 1: built an excuse in congratulations bye bye, guys. At least

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Speaker 1: she gave me an idea of an excuse to you

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Speaker 1: next time I am invited to wedding saying you want

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Speaker 1: to get a cat in any wedding you want to know,

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Speaker 1: I'll just say I have a cat that's sick. That's great.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret,