Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Tarbor calling from Youth Soccer. I
Speaker 2: was looking for Jackson's daddy, Paul. Hey, Paul, how are
Speaker 2: you doing? Big game coming up this weekend. It's a
Speaker 2: qualifier get us into a tournament that could get us
Speaker 2: into another tournament that could get us into the biggest
Speaker 2: tournament of all the US Youth Soccer National Champs. So
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're very excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been getting ready for it over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, hey, I'm calling because I have to speak
Speaker 2: to the parents before this coming game. Okay, So exciting news.
Speaker 2: The team that your son's going to be playing against,
Speaker 2: they actually have added a new player on their team
Speaker 2: this week. And it's not just the normal child.
Speaker 1: Okay, well what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: It's a celebrities child. So there's going to be some
Speaker 2: changes to how we're going to have to do the
Speaker 2: game this weekend. Okay, Okay, So, like, first of all,
Speaker 2: so excited. Yeah, so listen. So basically it's this The
Speaker 2: parents of all the children are not going to be
Speaker 2: allowed on the field or in the bleachers, but we
Speaker 2: do have a space set up across the street. Yes,
Speaker 2: you can watch the game from across the street. We'll
Speaker 2: have some binocular set up and all of your cell
Speaker 2: phones have to be confiscated.
Speaker 1: No pictures, Wait, no pictures of the game. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Who is this kid?
Speaker 2: Also one other thing to note, since your son plays
Speaker 2: on the opposing team to the celebrity child's, all of
Speaker 2: the parents for that team are not allowed to cheer
Speaker 2: loudly if anything happens because it could hurt the celebrity
Speaker 2: child's feelings and we don't want that.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is I'm not going to watch my kid.
Speaker 1: I can't cheer for my own kid.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, it's for good reason. Though it's an A
Speaker 2: list or child. Who it is legally I can't say
Speaker 2: who it is. Just trust me. It is a huge actor.
Speaker 2: And think of how cool is that your son jackson
Speaker 2: will be playing against Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid. Oh,
Speaker 2: shoot cats out of the bag. I wasn't supposed to
Speaker 2: say that. He didn't hear from me, But yeah, she's been.
Speaker 1: In what you're saying, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. After
Speaker 1: all this this is one of the that's going on
Speaker 1: right now. In the news, isn't it. And that's the
Speaker 1: end of it all. Good luck taking me out of
Speaker 1: the stand.
Speaker 2: And when you think about it, though, it's deadpool and
Speaker 2: then whatever she's done.
Speaker 1: No, I don't care what they're go No, it's just
Speaker 1: some publicity stunt. I'm not doing it. I'll be there,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the game. And there's nothing Bryan Reynolds
Speaker 1: or Blake Ling can do to keep me out of that.
Speaker 2: M mm hmmm mm hmmm. Well, unfortunately, I don't think
Speaker 2: there's anything that you can do, because I also want
Speaker 2: to let you know they do have famous friends, and
Speaker 2: you don't want to a sick Taylor Swift on you
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: My kids worked so hard to be where he's at. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm he's not going to be another victim of their bullying.
Speaker 1: They think that they run Hollywood and now they think
Speaker 1: they can run my kid's game. Absolutely not No. And
Speaker 1: also that whole Taylor Swift thing. She's not even friends
Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift anymore, because this.
Speaker 2: Couple sucked okay, well out speaking of not being very good,
Speaker 2: but their child is also terrible. And we've instructed the
Speaker 2: parents of every child on the opposing team that when
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid has the ball, nobody's
Speaker 2: allowed to try to take it away from him. You
Speaker 2: have to let him score.
Speaker 1: So there's also oh, who the hell would ever approve
Speaker 1: something like this? They've been working all year to get
Speaker 1: into the biggest tournament in youth soccer, and you're going
Speaker 1: to pull some random kids, some celebrities kid to come
Speaker 1: and just like you know, prance around the field. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you correct yourself because you said random kid,
Speaker 2: and this is not a random child. It's Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 2: and Blake Lively's child that we're so excited that he's
Speaker 2: going to be playing, aren't. I'm surprised that I'm getting
Speaker 2: this reaction from you, honestly. If you don't agree, I
Speaker 2: do want to let you know they are trying to
Speaker 2: sue a lot of people right now. You could be
Speaker 2: listed in the lawsuit, and I don't want to have
Speaker 2: to throw that out there, but I must.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, fine, how about this, I'll give
Speaker 1: him a reason to assume me. All right, I'll go,
Speaker 1: I'll right on that field. I'll punch the kid right
Speaker 1: the face if he tried to mess with my son. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, how about after that, I'll walk over.
Speaker 1: I'll punch Ryan Reynolds in the face. I'll take it
Speaker 1: right on that field. Huh, they want to mess with
Speaker 1: our game, I'll message there. What what? What?
Speaker 2: What's so funny because this is actually Jubil from the
Speaker 2: Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
Speaker 2: wife set you up.
Speaker 1: It's a joke. Oh my, I can't. Of course, she.
Speaker 2: Said that your kid has a huge game this weekend
Speaker 2: and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1: My my, my blood is boiling right now. It's been
Speaker 1: a long road to get here, and I can't believe.
Speaker 1: You know what, Brian Reynolds.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1: Franks, we say mornings on the twenties.