1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Tarbor calling from Youth Soccer. I 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 2: was looking for Jackson's daddy, Paul. Hey, Paul, how are 4 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 2: you doing? Big game coming up this weekend. It's a 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 2: qualifier get us into a tournament that could get us 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 2: into another tournament that could get us into the biggest 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: tournament of all the US Youth Soccer National Champs. So 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 2: I'm sure you're very excited. 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been getting ready for it over here. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, hey, I'm calling because I have to speak 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 2: to the parents before this coming game. Okay, So exciting news. 12 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 2: The team that your son's going to be playing against, 13 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 2: they actually have added a new player on their team 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 2: this week. And it's not just the normal child. 15 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: Okay, well what do you mean by that? 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 2: It's a celebrities child. So there's going to be some 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 2: changes to how we're going to have to do the 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: game this weekend. Okay, Okay, So, like, first of all, 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: so excited. Yeah, so listen. So basically it's this The 20 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 2: parents of all the children are not going to be 21 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: allowed on the field or in the bleachers, but we 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 2: do have a space set up across the street. Yes, 23 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 2: you can watch the game from across the street. We'll 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 2: have some binocular set up and all of your cell 25 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: phones have to be confiscated. 26 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: No pictures, Wait, no pictures of the game. Are you 27 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: kidding me? Who is this kid? 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 2: Also one other thing to note, since your son plays 29 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 2: on the opposing team to the celebrity child's, all of 30 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: the parents for that team are not allowed to cheer 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 2: loudly if anything happens because it could hurt the celebrity 32 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 2: child's feelings and we don't want that. 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: Wait, this is I'm not going to watch my kid. 34 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: I can't cheer for my own kid. 35 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 2: Well, yes, it's for good reason. Though it's an A 36 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 2: list or child. Who it is legally I can't say 37 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 2: who it is. Just trust me. It is a huge actor. 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 2: And think of how cool is that your son jackson 39 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 2: will be playing against Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid. Oh, 40 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 2: shoot cats out of the bag. I wasn't supposed to 41 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 2: say that. He didn't hear from me, But yeah, she's been. 42 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: In what you're saying, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. After 43 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: all this this is one of the that's going on 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: right now. In the news, isn't it. And that's the 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: end of it all. Good luck taking me out of 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: the stand. 47 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 2: And when you think about it, though, it's deadpool and 48 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 2: then whatever she's done. 49 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: No, I don't care what they're go No, it's just 50 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: some publicity stunt. I'm not doing it. I'll be there, 51 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: I'll be in the game. And there's nothing Bryan Reynolds 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: or Blake Ling can do to keep me out of that. 53 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 2: M mm hmmm mm hmmm. Well, unfortunately, I don't think 54 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 2: there's anything that you can do, because I also want 55 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: to let you know they do have famous friends, and 56 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: you don't want to a sick Taylor Swift on you 57 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,399 Speaker 2: or something like that. 58 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: My kids worked so hard to be where he's at. Now. 59 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: I'm he's not going to be another victim of their bullying. 60 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: They think that they run Hollywood and now they think 61 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: they can run my kid's game. Absolutely not No. And 62 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: also that whole Taylor Swift thing. She's not even friends 63 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift anymore, because this. 64 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 2: Couple sucked okay, well out speaking of not being very good, 65 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: but their child is also terrible. And we've instructed the 66 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 2: parents of every child on the opposing team that when 67 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid has the ball, nobody's 68 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 2: allowed to try to take it away from him. You 69 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 2: have to let him score. 70 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: So there's also oh, who the hell would ever approve 71 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: something like this? They've been working all year to get 72 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: into the biggest tournament in youth soccer, and you're going 73 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: to pull some random kids, some celebrities kid to come 74 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: and just like you know, prance around the field. Absolutely not. 75 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you correct yourself because you said random kid, 76 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 2: and this is not a random child. It's Ryan Reynolds 77 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 2: and Blake Lively's child that we're so excited that he's 78 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 2: going to be playing, aren't. I'm surprised that I'm getting 79 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: this reaction from you, honestly. If you don't agree, I 80 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 2: do want to let you know they are trying to 81 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: sue a lot of people right now. You could be 82 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 2: listed in the lawsuit, and I don't want to have 83 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 2: to throw that out there, but I must. 84 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, fine, how about this, I'll give 85 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: him a reason to assume me. All right, I'll go, 86 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: I'll right on that field. I'll punch the kid right 87 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: the face if he tried to mess with my son. Yeah, 88 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 1: you know what, how about after that, I'll walk over. 89 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: I'll punch Ryan Reynolds in the face. I'll take it 90 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: right on that field. Huh, they want to mess with 91 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: our game, I'll message there. What what? What? 92 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: What's so funny because this is actually Jubil from the 93 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 2: Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your 94 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 2: wife set you up. 95 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: It's a joke. Oh my, I can't. Of course, she. 96 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 2: Said that your kid has a huge game this weekend 97 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 2: and she wanted to mess with you. 98 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: My my, my blood is boiling right now. It's been 99 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: a long road to get here, and I can't believe. 100 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: You know what, Brian Reynolds. 101 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone. 102 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 1: Franks, we say mornings on the twenties.