Speaker 1: Last Day is a new podcast from Lemonada Media that
Speaker 1: takes a good, hard look at the things that are
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Speaker 3: This may sound bleak and depressing, but best selling author
Speaker 3: Stephanie Whittles Walks who lost her brother, Comedian Harris Whittles,
Speaker 3: who I loved to an overdose, hosts the show with
Speaker 3: the humanity and wit, a bit of profanity and a
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Speaker 1: Season one covers the opioid crisis, which is now killing
Speaker 1: more people than car accidents.
Speaker 3: Last Day zoom's in on one person's last day of
Speaker 3: life to try and figure out how they got there,
Speaker 3: and then zooms out to help us understand the bigger
Speaker 3: societal picture and what can be done about it.
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Speaker 3: Guests range from Sarah Silverman to experts, first responders, people
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Speaker 4: Wherever you get your podcasts, are you leaving? I you
Speaker 4: wanna way back home?
Speaker 5: Either way, we want to be there doesn't matter how
Speaker 5: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 5: terminal engage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off instid. You wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 4: We scared?
Speaker 2: Or was it fine?
Speaker 4: Malcorn?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 6: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbak and this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 6: It was loud again, you really.
Speaker 1: Punched it, But I think that's good at the top.
Speaker 1: It gets people's attention. Hey, stop doing your data entry
Speaker 1: and pay attention to us.
Speaker 3: For one right right, Like wake them up, make them
Speaker 3: adjust their knobs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to get some knobs going better?
Speaker 3: I punch it, then you punch it, because that would
Speaker 3: mean we'd hit this volt in the bumper.
Speaker 4: If you hit a Chevy Vault in the back, it
Speaker 4: will rust like an old battery.
Speaker 6: A lot of people don't do that.
Speaker 1: I'd feel like I don't know it because it's one
Speaker 1: of the weirder things.
Speaker 4: I've ever said.
Speaker 6: In front of your eyes.
Speaker 4: It happens, just a quick battery rust.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens immediately, like you just stabbed a vampire,
Speaker 3: just dissipates in front of you.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 4: Speaking of which, have you ever been a vampire for Halloween?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: While on stage, I had no I call out a
Speaker 3: lot of comedy clubs. I've not had fun ass, but
Speaker 3: I was in Houston and who knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm learning from my past mistakes. Anyway, at this joke,
Speaker 3: join I. Oh damn it, Oh shoots, it was Halloween
Speaker 3: and I'm about to do stand up on Halloween again
Speaker 3: in Austin.
Speaker 4: Going for free on Halloween. Go see Chris Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything I say today is going to be a
Speaker 3: little plug of a very specific date.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 3: Going backwards from Austin, the last stop of my tour.
Speaker 6: Next door New Orleans. It's gonna be hard. I've never
Speaker 6: been there.
Speaker 4: You don't have plans to go.
Speaker 3: I dressed like a vampire and did my show as
Speaker 3: a vampire, and I learned do not dress as I
Speaker 3: don't know that I learned because I was Evil Canavel
Speaker 3: at the improv.
Speaker 6: After that, you just shouldn't. I like to dress up
Speaker 6: for Halloween.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I decided to be a vampire right in Houston,
Speaker 3: and I had blot on my face.
Speaker 6: And I think it took away from my actual act.
Speaker 1: Yes, Now, when you say you did your act as
Speaker 1: a vampire, we talked about a ton of v's.
Speaker 4: You pronounced everything with a V.
Speaker 3: I bought about it until I started talking and my
Speaker 3: normal voice came out, and I was like, oh, thank God.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 6: Every once in a while, my brain takes control of
Speaker 6: itself and.
Speaker 4: It's not just fucking will woo.
Speaker 6: God, just guns ablaze and just being the count.
Speaker 4: Yeah's right.
Speaker 2: My second joke.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine how awful leg have the potential to be?
Speaker 4: Yes, for sure.
Speaker 6: Luckily there's that other voice reality.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite Halloween costs?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wait, don't don't you know it? We know the toilet legs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, toilet legs is the best.
Speaker 3: But I've done little fake legs sitting on a witch's back,
Speaker 3: and that was a lot of work. I took a
Speaker 3: regular wood putty on a styrofoam wig head and I
Speaker 3: just made the most gruesome, bloody witch head, like a
Speaker 3: horrifying little witch lady with a hunchback that went under
Speaker 3: my butt, sure, and my pants I cut a hole
Speaker 3: in them, and my legs went through the hole in
Speaker 3: my pants. I padded a fake butt, so it's a
Speaker 3: padded butt. And then my legs are the witch's legs.
Speaker 3: So I shaved my legs and put little nylons.
Speaker 6: On and then made little foam rubber legs.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting on a witch and her little arms
Speaker 3: were just cotton stuffed in pantyhose. Yeah, holding my legs.
Speaker 3: So I was on her back and you could it
Speaker 3: could do a little. I just did rodeo movements and
Speaker 3: entire it was. I was on Sixth Street in Austin.
Speaker 3: It's important to dress up for Halloween in Texas, I think,
Speaker 3: is what I'm letting everyone know. Austin, I would say, especially,
Speaker 3: of course some drunken The sixth Street is so intimidating
Speaker 3: in Austin.
Speaker 6: It's just it's like Bourbon Street. And some guy came
Speaker 6: up and.
Speaker 3: Grabbed the witch's head and mimicked Fillatio oh and ripped
Speaker 3: her head off.
Speaker 6: And I was so angry I almost got in a
Speaker 6: fight over my costume. You should have, Oh, he would
Speaker 6: have beat the dickens out of me.
Speaker 1: And it should have been about her honor, right that witches,
Speaker 1: you don't do.
Speaker 6: This to this model of my grandmother.
Speaker 1: Even witches deserve to have consent and agency.
Speaker 2: At least this is.
Speaker 3: In honor of how many times I sat on the
Speaker 3: shoulders of my witch grandmother's back.
Speaker 6: Dare you frat boy?
Speaker 1: You all sit on the shoulders of witches, you fools.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be anywhere with that witches. That being said,
Speaker 2: happy mothers did?
Speaker 6: Yeah he did. I really made me mad?
Speaker 4: Was he like blind drugs?
Speaker 2: He was? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean that street and I'll be there soon is horrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well get on there be one of the horrifying
Speaker 1: people stopping a victim and starting an attacker.
Speaker 2: You're right, I should.
Speaker 1: That's what Halloween's all about, just getting out in front
Speaker 1: of people in terms of drink.
Speaker 4: Drug attack mode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anger witches, Yeah, do what the moon is making
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 4: Do it and don't make excuses.
Speaker 3: When I moved to Austin, I was such an innocent
Speaker 3: Montana boy with my.
Speaker 6: My flannel and my wood chopping block. I lost. I
Speaker 6: thought we were going to die just then.
Speaker 3: I know me funny what comes out block? None of
Speaker 3: those words apply to reality. I just thought we were
Speaker 3: going to hit that for Runner.
Speaker 4: And you want to get kind of a good sense
Speaker 4: of Montana.
Speaker 6: Block coaster govin love child from Montana.
Speaker 4: What's the most symbolic shopping block?
Speaker 3: And I it just you go to Austin and you
Speaker 3: go to sixth Street to do your first night of comedy,
Speaker 3: and afterwards there are tattooed cops in short shorts on horseback,
Speaker 3: yes but ton beating drunken people fighting in the streets.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is like erotic fan fix love it.
Speaker 1: I want that's all I want to look at it.
Speaker 1: Only cool cops that understand what a problem we have
Speaker 1: with policing these days.
Speaker 3: It is one of those same times like this is
Speaker 3: absolutely horrifying, and then I glance over in a window
Speaker 3: and I'm smiling.
Speaker 6: I'm like, what is wrong?
Speaker 4: Drunks?
Speaker 2: They deserve it and I deserve it.
Speaker 3: We get off on this next day, that's one mile think, oh,
Speaker 3: this is ringing bells.
Speaker 6: We've I've messed this up for us before.
Speaker 4: We've tried to do this a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Do you know that I'm we plugged this episode on
Speaker 1: our episode of My Favorite Murder, which will have our
Speaker 1: will have already.
Speaker 4: Been out but to us, and this time comes out tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 4: I really podcast a lot and with Stephen and uh
Speaker 4: and in it. Georgia refers to Billy.
Speaker 1: Wayne Davis as the Matt Damon of this show, which
Speaker 1: I thought was kind of funny.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's what I texted him.
Speaker 4: Did you really?
Speaker 3: I said, we have been mentioning you the last three episodes,
Speaker 3: kind of like a and on our apologies to Matt.
Speaker 4: Damon's right about a lot of things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Georgia, maybe you know what I've been thinking
Speaker 3: about starting a podcast.
Speaker 2: Georgia, go ahead.
Speaker 3: I don't even care about escape. She would love that, certainly,
Speaker 3: I don't. I really don't know what to say about
Speaker 3: this now. If I do do a new one, my
Speaker 3: apologies to anyone who doesn't care about it would be
Speaker 3: about that because it is you know, how people talk
Speaker 3: about sports, and then it's I zone out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, because well you have to be invested somehow.
Speaker 2: Which way?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We now will Oh my god. Uh take a
Speaker 3: left and then another left. Another navigation snafu. So fun
Speaker 3: to hear about it.
Speaker 4: Yes, the details are fascinating.
Speaker 6: And it happens. Everyone does this.
Speaker 3: Though, when I'm on a podcast or an XM radio
Speaker 3: show like you and I wear Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: Airing on the twenty.
Speaker 3: First, we were on Fortune Fimesterssmester thimester, Yes.
Speaker 7: And.
Speaker 6: Radio show on XM Radio. Netflix says a joke. It
Speaker 6: has something to do with that, Yes.
Speaker 4: It's I think it's Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 6: Radio radio.
Speaker 1: Uh, And I think that the super company is serious
Speaker 1: probably yeah.
Speaker 4: And it's called Top Papa and Fortune is the name
Speaker 4: of the show.
Speaker 3: But anytime I'm on a show like that or morning
Speaker 3: radio or Pocket, you end up talking someone says, oh,
Speaker 3: look at you. Look how you're a dressed today, And
Speaker 3: I'm always like, no one's seeing my flannel.
Speaker 6: Not on their show. There is cameras, so you can't
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 4: You know what, though, I'm really tired.
Speaker 1: It's like I got into podcasting to get away from cameras.
Speaker 4: Then I have to like get ready for a half
Speaker 4: an hour earlier.
Speaker 3: I know what you're saying, Yeah, me too, I do too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a man of a certain age. I'm in a
Speaker 3: TV show with Scott Macula. Why can't I I could
Speaker 3: use some under iye cream, This one next one and
Speaker 3: next one. Okay, I could use some over eye cream too,
Speaker 3: if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Do you know I don't cause someone tell me what
Speaker 6: I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. Do you mean him like an iemask.
Speaker 6: Or you know, just like the cream that one would
Speaker 6: put under their underreye. I want to put over my overarch.
Speaker 4: You can't put on your over eye. What do you
Speaker 4: put on your over eyes? That's just girls out.
Speaker 3: I have my over eyes frozen that tends to get
Speaker 3: rid of the bags.
Speaker 6: Back and forth between two things that don't make sense.
Speaker 4: It's like what the serious radio show?
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, Oh the over eyes.
Speaker 6: Oh there's a meme.
Speaker 4: Damn it. Okay, I'm so tired.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we have fun, yeah, especially driving up and down
Speaker 1: the two.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I just wanted to show you guys that
Speaker 3: exit in case you missed anything last time.
Speaker 2: I really no it did it? It?
Speaker 6: Did it?
Speaker 4: It did it?
Speaker 6: I didn't do it? No, it did?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did it?
Speaker 6: The clown from the movie did it?
Speaker 4: That was like the movie phone voice doing a weird joke.
Speaker 6: The clown from the movie did it? Seven pm.
Speaker 2: We're gonna make a left number one.
Speaker 6: How about you, Are you gonna dress up here Halloween?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: We got free dresses from a cool place website. One
Speaker 1: of the dresses was it's just a plain black dress,
Speaker 1: but it has the top part of it just has
Speaker 1: like ribs skeleton.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Cool, So it's just and oh and the bones go
Speaker 1: down the arms. Oh, but it's basically a half skeleton.
Speaker 1: It stops at the waist. There's the you're a lady
Speaker 1: on the bottom in your dress, but on the top
Speaker 1: you have ribbed.
Speaker 3: I have always wanted to Now it's a common costume,
Speaker 3: but when the villains in Karate Kid all were dressed
Speaker 3: like skeletons. Yes, it's the coolest, and it's weird how
Speaker 3: it was on their side. If it weren't send their
Speaker 3: sensea being a crooked man, I think that movie would
Speaker 3: be totally different for me.
Speaker 4: They look they look the coolest.
Speaker 6: It just looked cool.
Speaker 4: It's way cooler than being a shower curtain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and being lonely and only hanging out with some
Speaker 3: weird man that makes you do manual labor. These guys,
Speaker 3: at least they were friends having fun on the beach.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: A lot of people take Ralph Nacchio's side. Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: a fan of that actor.
Speaker 6: Whatever. His name is, the son from The Equalizer?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, no, one's gonna know Blondie, Yeah, Blondie.
Speaker 4: Guy, mister Blondie.
Speaker 6: He was Edward Woodward's son the Equalized? Was he really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I remember one episode of The Equalizer that was so creepy.
Speaker 4: Have we talked about this great show? I loved that show.
Speaker 1: But there was one episode about a very abusive father
Speaker 1: and his child and wife, and it was so dark
Speaker 1: and so fucked up, and it was basically kind of
Speaker 1: like it was. It was like he was a super
Speaker 1: control freak and he was a rager and all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and it was really heavy.
Speaker 4: And the Equalizer came in and killed an abusive.
Speaker 1: Father I believe, oh wow, or got him arrested or
Speaker 1: I don't know, he got rid of him so that
Speaker 1: this child wasn't plagued by this father and amusation.
Speaker 3: Even in Miami Vice or as I noticed in any
Speaker 3: G I. Joe cartoon as a kid, Well, of course,
Speaker 3: the cartoons, but people don't they blow up and then
Speaker 3: you see them dive out of the boat as it explodes,
Speaker 3: So you're like Okay, those guys probably swam in the safety.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they were drug dealers.
Speaker 4: Drug dealers can swim.
Speaker 6: Oh, they're great at it, especially when you're all coped up.
Speaker 6: Yeahy laps in the pool.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm going to do a goddamn breastroke.
Speaker 6: I've never even done this before.
Speaker 2: I'm on top of the world.
Speaker 6: Give me more raw pal.
Speaker 2: Roby powder.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: That actually is a that's a phrase coined by Brendan Walsh.
Speaker 6: I say it a lot, Is that true? Yes, rowdy
Speaker 6: powder or row rowdy powder. I show raw pow is mine?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so be proud because you're good too.
Speaker 3: Sure, but you kind of have to know. Brandon's first
Speaker 3: his whole thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, so I am. Turns
Speaker 3: out I'm a.
Speaker 4: Thief, hey, aren't we all?
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 1: So it's hard not to, especially these days being addicted
Speaker 1: to Twitter, when you just read people's ideas all the time.
Speaker 1: Like I came up with this thing that made me
Speaker 1: laugh so hard last night on stage about talking about
Speaker 1: how when you dye your hair you look even older,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm one a crucifix outside of
Speaker 1: my sweater vest away from being the guy from.
Speaker 4: My pillow, and there's just no way that I.
Speaker 6: Thought of that.
Speaker 4: It must be a tweet time a.
Speaker 3: Joke comes easy to me, and it is also funny
Speaker 3: and like there's no way. Yes, the stars a line,
Speaker 3: I'm dead someone else and sometimes I'm right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not cool, you know what. It's so dark
Speaker 1: out now that I think I need my regular glasses.
Speaker 2: Can you help? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, can you help?
Speaker 4: I feel like a caddy.
Speaker 2: Get my things.
Speaker 4: They're in the beige colored. Yeah, let's make it.
Speaker 6: That's make it, okay. I just wanted to grab it
Speaker 6: and feel it. It's type print on it.
Speaker 4: It's like a hard glasses case.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's look in here.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything embarrassing there.
Speaker 9: It's a hand guns, drugs, some mint gum, birth control
Speaker 9: control away, and brass knuckles in the same container.
Speaker 3: I'm a mon or lady, a couple, ben edrill or
Speaker 3: suit of faed I'm not seeing a glass's case.
Speaker 6: What's wrong with me?
Speaker 4: What about regular glasses in the side pocket?
Speaker 6: Raw the old eight ball corner.
Speaker 2: Ship balls not happening.
Speaker 3: Oh, I shouldn't have looked there a legal pad for
Speaker 3: your lawyering. There's no Oh god, it's because it's the
Speaker 3: same color as the liner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a beige and it's a deep purse.
Speaker 4: It's deep.
Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to a band called a Bleached and
Speaker 3: I think it's how you're a new band should sound.
Speaker 4: I'll send you some tracks, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: And I still don't know what I'll do in the band,
Speaker 3: but skateboard maybe roady and do some stage skating.
Speaker 4: Okay cool. You can open with some stage skating.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 6: I saw them live and it was so fun.
Speaker 3: And her voice sounds like Belinda Carlyle and it's like
Speaker 3: that kind of beachy garage surf punk that's melodic, a
Speaker 3: lot of harmonizing. It was two sisters, which it's fun.
Speaker 3: I like siblings. I don't, it's just all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When they get along and they are harmonizing and their
Speaker 3: backs are together like Motley Crew used to do, They're
Speaker 3: like looking at each other. You can tell they're related.
Speaker 3: Both of them have their skills set and they rock.
Speaker 6: It was a great rock show. That's awesome. That's my
Speaker 6: book report on the book. That is a band called.
Speaker 1: I Feel Like I have heard the name of the band,
Speaker 1: and I feel like people have told me I should
Speaker 1: listen to it before you.
Speaker 3: Should and all and then they'll love like a dancy
Speaker 3: song that's kind of discoe with whistling, but it's still
Speaker 3: kind of punk rocky.
Speaker 6: They're just great.
Speaker 4: They do it all.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like Always or Best Coast or one
Speaker 3: of those kind of real sucker for the fast paced rock.
Speaker 6: And roll indypop with lady singers.
Speaker 4: It's the best YEP. That's the way to go. What
Speaker 4: are we doing here? People?
Speaker 3: It's funny though it was an all ages show, and
Speaker 3: that used to be a thing that I would shy against,
Speaker 3: but it was kind of fun to see cool parents
Speaker 3: bringing their fifteen year old kids with their headphones to
Speaker 3: a rock and roll show and they were loving it.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, Okay, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: If I ever end up in some parent situations, some
Speaker 3: parent trap, I'm gonna try.
Speaker 6: And be cool.
Speaker 4: I don't know that's a good idea, not.
Speaker 3: Like at a party, like, hey, who wants to hear
Speaker 3: some guitar? But you know, just bring them?
Speaker 4: Can you play the guitar?
Speaker 2: No? No?
Speaker 6: So I really would it really would backfire. Yeah, make
Speaker 6: a lift here, yes.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's okay.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I love the from the wheels that slipped to the
Speaker 3: wheels a grip. This car has a hell of a
Speaker 3: ender chassis. It's amazing. We were high centered, but I
Speaker 3: felt that one break.
Speaker 2: I feel we went past it by two streets.
Speaker 4: Jesus h.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to make this set this
Speaker 1: up because there is a GPS in this car.
Speaker 4: Then it seems like it.
Speaker 1: Would just be so much easier if I could look
Speaker 1: for it there. But I don't know how to make
Speaker 1: it work.
Speaker 3: Oh well, we can figure out that next time that
Speaker 3: we can do a whole episode based on.
Speaker 4: Oh special content this is that will go behind a paywall.
Speaker 4: It's so good. Yeah, yeah, us program a GPS.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: If you pay our Patreon fee you get GPS episodes.
Speaker 4: Then we'll do it in the We'll have signed up
Speaker 4: with a cookie Monster voice.
Speaker 6: That's funny.
Speaker 4: My sister does that.
Speaker 1: She changes her way's voice, and like most recently it
Speaker 1: was cookie Monster. And when she first told me, I
Speaker 1: was like Laura. And then when we got into the
Speaker 1: car and it was like.
Speaker 4: Right up there and we all start laughing. It was
Speaker 4: like the greatest ever.
Speaker 6: Are you a person that's watching Succession?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am.
Speaker 6: And have you watched the final Yes I did.
Speaker 3: When they're on the boat and they're like, just use
Speaker 3: what they he said, why were they using?
Speaker 6: They were using They.
Speaker 4: Were making fun of Roman, I believe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so funny in that.
Speaker 4: Oh he's so good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a great show. But then bums me out.
Speaker 1: At the same time, it's very depressing and very hilarious, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's rough, but that Roman thing, like the spoilers, spoiler spoilers.
Speaker 6: Everybody alert, alert, alert.
Speaker 4: But that thing where he got kidnapped and then he.
Speaker 1: Was just like, yeah, whatever, I was pretty scary, Like
Speaker 1: it's so realistic at how people are these especially I
Speaker 1: think people in that situation, they can't have feelings, they
Speaker 1: can't have like reactions, they can't show weakness.
Speaker 3: If they were going to pull out my guts out
Speaker 3: of my bh and fill me with cement. He said
Speaker 3: something like, oh my god, that's gonna be in a
Speaker 3: scary movie.
Speaker 6: We are almost to be w D's house.
Speaker 1: God damn, this is going to be trying to get
Speaker 1: there and then giving up, showing up time.
Speaker 6: Driving past him and yelling goodbye.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be like, well, my baby woke up. I
Speaker 4: can't do it.
Speaker 6: Oh he's got a baby.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the baby has been the crucial element where
Speaker 1: like the first time I was late coming from across
Speaker 1: town again, so should I go left your stadium? And
Speaker 1: he was like, sorry, the babysitters has to leave it.
Speaker 1: So basically nobody could be flexible because I was late,
Speaker 1: and then he he couldn't stretch it or whatever.
Speaker 2: Do you need it right?
Speaker 1: Like, you got a babysitter just for this mat No,
Speaker 1: it sounds like they have. They might have a babysitter. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: you know a person who comes and helps them. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure we should ask it. Let's save all this gold.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to talk baby talk.
Speaker 6: Here's a baby voice when I ask about his baby.
Speaker 2: That won't be annoying.
Speaker 4: I think parents love stuff like that on One Way Street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, that's one thing they like to do,
Speaker 3: is all the baby talk. They want to do it
Speaker 3: outside the house when their baby isn't.
Speaker 4: There with adults.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, so fun.
Speaker 4: This sky is amazing looking tonight.
Speaker 6: It is amazing looking.
Speaker 3: But we're also at that twilight hour where I can't
Speaker 3: see for some reason.
Speaker 4: Yes, I kind of can't either.
Speaker 6: Okay, and now well cue the guest waiting music.
Speaker 4: Do boo doo boo doo. Were you going to do that, Steven?
Speaker 6: I think it was the same exact melody.
Speaker 4: Do be doo boo doo do doo.
Speaker 5: Boo boo boo boo boo booooooo.
Speaker 6: Too many boo boos.
Speaker 2: Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo booo.
Speaker 6: Look at it.
Speaker 4: Oh, does you have shoes on.
Speaker 6: Na flip flops?
Speaker 2: And just like you? Oh?
Speaker 6: Man, I mean I mean those are thin ones.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Finally, I don't believe this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't believe we've actually done it.
Speaker 4: Is this even real?
Speaker 7: Like I was in the hammock on the front coorse
Speaker 7: and like I don't.
Speaker 1: Think we tried our best to be on time, but
Speaker 1: we couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: It just would We had some navigation issues. To be honest,
Speaker 3: when we're driving and talking, it's like hard.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a terrible idea. What if I really.
Speaker 7: Needed a ride, I'd be like, we're just not no way.
Speaker 7: I did have that happen recently where well it's the
Speaker 7: first time I was going on a trip where I
Speaker 7: wasn't making money, but I was like doing a thing.
Speaker 7: But I had a that's part of a team and
Speaker 7: they were already there, and I was like, there's no
Speaker 7: real reason for me to go. But I had that
Speaker 7: like a deep back of my head. And then I
Speaker 7: got in a lift and the guy had one eye.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is gonna be the best driver
Speaker 2: of the work.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, like heighten ability.
Speaker 7: Yeah, where he's going to like just know stuff because
Speaker 7: he can smell it, or he's had to.
Speaker 2: Prove because of assholes like me, Like let's see what
Speaker 2: you got one eye? Yeah? Yeah yeah, And he's like
Speaker 2: I'm good and watch this. So hey, there's my wife
Speaker 2: and child and dog and my dog. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow's that man with them?
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's beautiful.
Speaker 6: Sperman.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: When I yeah, I came out of the bedroom, he
Speaker 7: was in the living room.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, hello.
Speaker 6: You didn't have any questions?
Speaker 2: Then I can't even be mad. I would leave everyone
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 4: Who are you, sir?
Speaker 2: You want to be on the Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Either way, here's some roses.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what you pick.
Speaker 6: And so did when I get you one, oh, no,
Speaker 6: he always are I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh. And so he made one turn where I was
Speaker 7: like the first turn he made, I was like, huh,
Speaker 7: maybe he knows something that I don't.
Speaker 2: Maybe knows like.
Speaker 7: A back road where you know, because there's always those
Speaker 7: parts of LA where you're just like, I didn't even
Speaker 7: know this was a.
Speaker 2: Community, right, yeah.
Speaker 7: I lived here for seven years and so and I
Speaker 7: was watching on my phone because I was a little worried.
Speaker 2: But I traveled so much.
Speaker 7: You guys know one time where you're just like I'm
Speaker 7: going to get there seven minutes before everything's okay, yeah,
Speaker 7: and you can really did it. And I looked and
Speaker 7: the turn added fifteen minutes, like instantly.
Speaker 6: Oh. I was like, I was like, huh, well he
Speaker 6: made a mistake.
Speaker 7: I was like, okay, maybe he's like, you know, there's
Speaker 7: a tunnel and you still didn't want to say anything. Yeah, no,
Speaker 7: I was just like okay. And then he didn't seem
Speaker 7: to care. And then he made another turn that I
Speaker 7: was like this, I feel like this is very wrong.
Speaker 7: And he went down the road and it was just
Speaker 7: jam packed and I looked down and it added fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: So that's thirty minute. Oh, no, So I would get
Speaker 7: there when the plane, you know, when the door was shutting,
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, at this point, if anything
Speaker 7: happens between now and then, I'm just not going to
Speaker 7: make it. So and I would have never done this before,
Speaker 7: but I was like, oh okay, and I was like
Speaker 7: this is good. And he like pulled over and I
Speaker 7: got out and I was just like, canceled it as
Speaker 7: the Southwest, So I just canceled it and kept them money.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh.
Speaker 7: I was so pleased with And then I walked back.
Speaker 7: I was so happy with myself.
Speaker 4: Wait how far away from your like a.
Speaker 2: Mile and a half?
Speaker 4: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little jogged again for yourself.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew everyone's just sitting in traffic and I'm
Speaker 7: just like, hey, I don't have to go do the
Speaker 7: thing now.
Speaker 3: I admire you and just for the decision making ability
Speaker 3: which I have trouble with, and then also being able
Speaker 3: to handle a flight over the phone that quickly.
Speaker 6: I guess what, Southwest, It's easy.
Speaker 2: No, you can do it on your phone?
Speaker 4: Really, did you know?
Speaker 1: On the app twenty nineteen in the app this is
Speaker 1: what apps are all about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the whole reason. That's why I'm addicted to him.
Speaker 8: Do you think the guy knew? First of all, I
Speaker 8: do not think he gave it a shit. What was
Speaker 8: He was just like, all right, I have a good day.
Speaker 8: And I was like, all right, Oh.
Speaker 6: He didn't even question it.
Speaker 2: No, no, because I.
Speaker 3: Usually when I'm in one of those cards and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can just let me off here dead, They're like
Speaker 3: are you are you sure? We only have half a
Speaker 3: block left to go, Like like I don't know where
Speaker 3: I live.
Speaker 1: On the way to take a plane to Bridgetown, like
Speaker 1: two years ago or whenever, the one before the last one,
Speaker 1: I had to work, so I had to take like
Speaker 1: the flight at like six o'clock or something like that,
Speaker 1: and I got an uber driver or a Lyft driver
Speaker 1: that something was wrong with him, Like I think he
Speaker 1: had brain damage because he did the thing where of.
Speaker 2: Course it's hard.
Speaker 7: I did it for like two weeks because I'm fascinated
Speaker 7: with like you just turn.
Speaker 2: On your phone to make money, right you.
Speaker 6: Can't, No, you can't.
Speaker 1: To kind of get at it, but he talked and
Speaker 1: let every time he spoke, which was a ton, he
Speaker 1: would take his foot off the gas so he would
Speaker 1: it would be like he need to make the point
Speaker 1: before he would keep going.
Speaker 6: He didn't know how to multitask.
Speaker 1: He did not know how to multitask and with the
Speaker 1: male thing, and he started telling me about how his
Speaker 1: mother doesn't believe in him, and we were into well.
Speaker 2: Did you start quickly?
Speaker 4: Almost immediately I wanted to get her on the phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then basically he made it so that.
Speaker 1: I missed my flight rich Town, and I missed the
Speaker 1: first night of shows I was supposed to be on.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to do the goddamn comedy jam and
Speaker 4: I can't remember something else.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, as I was pulling up,
Speaker 1: I was just texting Charlene, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish I was.
Speaker 2: Telling you a story right now.
Speaker 1: But there's something wrong with this Uber driver, to the
Speaker 1: point where I think I should call and tell the company.
Speaker 4: This shouldn't be a person that picks anybody up, because well, good.
Speaker 6: Luck with that.
Speaker 2: Well, you're just like his mom.
Speaker 1: Just one more woman who doesn't believe.
Speaker 2: I didn't believe in you. You just proved me correct.
Speaker 4: You just drove us up onto the side.
Speaker 6: Of when I when I got in the car, I
Speaker 6: was riddled with belief.
Speaker 4: And you cleared it out of my sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did a good job.
Speaker 3: So when you because usually you're looking at the back
Speaker 3: of someone said like right now, for instance, I could.
Speaker 6: Have just lost my eye and you wouldn't know. So
Speaker 6: did this guy turn around and let you know?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, oh yeah, they always do that.
Speaker 7: Also, have like a picture of me as like a
Speaker 7: first grader, and I don't look that different. I have
Speaker 7: the shirt, it's not it's a different one. It's when
Speaker 7: I have the Miami Vice thing going.
Speaker 2: On, not the one where you have the wallet. No,
Speaker 2: I have like a different er.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: I had two sisters. They had a good time of man.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's true, but they wanted.
Speaker 7: And they were younger. But you know, they're smarter, so said,
Speaker 7: It's taken me a long time to admit that too.
Speaker 7: They're smarter. For a long time like no, but it
Speaker 7: was just me being like I'd still punch them.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I never.
Speaker 7: If I did that, that would be the scariest thing
Speaker 7: I could ever do, because my dad would be like, well,
Speaker 7: not have to rip your head.
Speaker 4: Off if you punch your sister.
Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, where are you from?
Speaker 2: Tennessee?
Speaker 6: Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I think that's just any state.
Speaker 6: Were you ever living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a raising children thing.
Speaker 3: But did you you did live in Seattle for a while, right, Yes,
Speaker 3: that's where.
Speaker 2: I met you.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, was that your first like where you started
Speaker 4: stand up? No, did you start in Tennessee?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Awesome?
Speaker 3: And like we were talking before, parallel thought or hearing
Speaker 3: a thing I had, like a joke about football jerseys
Speaker 3: and rooting for laundry.
Speaker 6: I think, what's the phrase.
Speaker 3: And Billy I just met him, He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: that's pretty much a sign joke.
Speaker 6: And I was like, no, no, it's just something.
Speaker 3: My dad used to say, my dad, who's a big
Speaker 3: fan of Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I looked because there's a lot of things
Speaker 3: my dad, he's written a lot of my jokes just
Speaker 3: by me. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, both, yeah, I
Speaker 3: have jokes that from both the parents and and then
Speaker 3: I looked it up on YouTube and it was almost verbatim.
Speaker 7: He's just well, that's the thing, if you're not a
Speaker 7: professional comedian, that's your materials, just fucking funny stuff you hear.
Speaker 1: Yes, all of my everything I said, and a lot
Speaker 1: of the tags for the first like three years of
Speaker 1: comedy We're from like Fletch. There were just lines from
Speaker 1: Fletch and lines from you know, like all those like
Speaker 1: movies from around that time. And then I would see
Speaker 1: the movies and then hear, you know, whatever the person
Speaker 1: say sit down before you fall down or something.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh my god, I stole that. I
Speaker 4: stole that too, because that's all we did.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, you're just repeating stuff. That's how you figure
Speaker 7: out rhythm. Yep, I do remember you telling like me
Speaker 7: telling you that, and I mean we're both drinking too
Speaker 7: out of comedy club. Yeah, so I probably didn't say
Speaker 7: it as cool as I thought I did.
Speaker 2: But I thought I was.
Speaker 6: Helping you, you know what I mean very much, we're
Speaker 6: helping me.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, that's a very famous joke.
Speaker 6: And I was horrified, and I'm like, I've never stolen
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 7: And I didn't mean it like like hey, oh I know,
Speaker 7: and that's not even Yeah, the rest of your act
Speaker 7: wasn't like, Okay, this guy's just stolen famous.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The rest of my act was like, Okay, these aren't
Speaker 3: even really jokes on purpose.
Speaker 6: He's just up so he just keeps talking without stopping.
Speaker 4: He's powering through this.
Speaker 2: I respect it.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was early comedy. He's like, I just respect he
Speaker 2: didn't quit.
Speaker 1: Just don't cry on stage and you'll make friends in comedy.
Speaker 2: Just yes, even we can't cry in this building. You can't.
Speaker 2: Just don't do it. Rule. That's why everyone's on a
Speaker 2: lot of drugs for your best.
Speaker 1: Now, Billy, did you know that you are often talked
Speaker 1: about when people ask us, uh, sorry Chris, but when
Speaker 1: people ask George and I about how we started my
Speaker 1: favorite murder?
Speaker 4: You are in the origin story of that. Did you
Speaker 4: know that?
Speaker 6: I didn't know that?
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: So do you remember that it was Matt McCarthy's Halloween party,
Speaker 4: you know, twenty oh? Yeah, I was on twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you really helped me out that night, did I? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought I bummed you out.
Speaker 7: I don't think so well, because I was on the
Speaker 7: most animals I've ever been. Now that I looked back,
Speaker 7: like like it was a while ago, and it was
Speaker 7: like Also, that apartment is not wasn't like an LA
Speaker 7: style apartment. No, So I wasn't mentally prepared to in
Speaker 7: that space, and I was like, this is the worst,
Speaker 7: and there's like there's like vaguely famous people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4: It was intense.
Speaker 1: But also I started telling a story about because I
Speaker 1: think everyone smoked a joint. I started telling a story
Speaker 1: about a car accident, a terrible like a multi yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: the I witnessed a huge car accident. And I was
Speaker 1: telling a story as if isn't this interesting? And I
Speaker 1: turned to look at you and I watched the blood
Speaker 1: leave your face and you stepped back and went I
Speaker 1: have to get out of here, like left the room.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: Like and right is that started happening where I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm such a ghoul. Georgia came running at me, going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to hear every word of this.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: So it basically was you had a first hand kind
Speaker 1: of hand in the inception of us thinking of that podcast.
Speaker 4: So anyway, thanks so.
Speaker 2: Much, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Really helped us a lot, and.
Speaker 7: I can guess what was happening. I don't remember it,
Speaker 7: but it's that thing of like when you're on that
Speaker 7: many and it's kind of a hallucinogen when you're doing
Speaker 7: edibles if you do a lot of them, because it
Speaker 7: doesn't hate either way.
Speaker 2: Smoking it does that.
Speaker 7: It was just like the what you brought up was
Speaker 7: so intense. It was like, well, this is the opposite
Speaker 7: of how I need to feel right now. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: not mad at you, but I have to not be
Speaker 7: in this space right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have nothing against you, but I have to
Speaker 3: get away from you.
Speaker 1: So I think at the average party with like, you know,
Speaker 1: people who are just kind of like hey. It was
Speaker 1: also kind of near the beginning of the party. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like the end the dregs or whatever. People were
Speaker 1: just kind of like first starting to mix and mingle.
Speaker 1: And I immediately tell a horrifying story, true story of
Speaker 1: a terrible accident where it's like everyone who was even
Speaker 1: lightly high was just like whoa, whoa, like backing up
Speaker 1: and walking.
Speaker 2: We're ramping up different way, like hey, this there's that.
Speaker 3: Ramp you talk about it though, it was an actual
Speaker 3: horrifying thing where people around you in the line died, right,
Speaker 3: absolutely horrifying.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was really bad, And why not.
Speaker 3: At a party, especially an average I'm telling Matt, you
Speaker 3: called it party average someone that's average party.
Speaker 4: I just meant.
Speaker 7: It was like an average It was fun.
Speaker 4: It was that fun.
Speaker 2: That's a party. I gotta go for a minute.
Speaker 4: It's funny.
Speaker 1: You're right because there were a couple like famousy intense
Speaker 1: comedy people there where you're like, oh, I'm afraid David
Speaker 1: Wayne isn't gonna like I'm going to say the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? There were those people there
Speaker 1: where you're like you felt like you needed to be
Speaker 1: on your best or something.
Speaker 7: They yeah, where you're just like perceived power too yes,
Speaker 7: or they would be like, oh, I can't help anyone here.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to help me, and you're like, no,
Speaker 4: he can't.
Speaker 2: He does not to a point, right, there's like three
Speaker 2: people that can't help me. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't know if they know that.
Speaker 3: And I want to thank you for curbing my football joke.
Speaker 6: I mean I do it sometimes on the road.
Speaker 2: You should.
Speaker 3: You should if there's you know, if there's a big game,
Speaker 3: and I don't. One time I added shows in Uh, big.
Speaker 6: Kid, I don't.
Speaker 3: But there was a Super Bowl weekend and I was
Speaker 3: in Madison and so every most people there were it
Speaker 3: was like the Steelers and the and the Packers, and
Speaker 3: I called my dad, and I was like, Dad, I
Speaker 3: don't know or care about football, Will you write me
Speaker 3: some jokes about you know, Ben Roethlisberger or whatever guy's
Speaker 3: And he wrote great, dark jokes and I couldn't follow them.
Speaker 6: I had to close with my dad's jokes when.
Speaker 3: I was saying, like my dad wrote these, and so
Speaker 3: they like adjusted for like dad jokes, and then they were.
Speaker 7: Better they always are. You can't do that. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's an old man's the competition and he's just doing
Speaker 7: street jokes. The audience is is the funniest thing I've
Speaker 7: ever seen. Yeah, he's gonna win. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: It is a polished old man doing filthy jokes.
Speaker 1: I had I have to do that once at the
Speaker 1: oh so you'll know that. It was at the Seattle Underground.
Speaker 1: Remember if you headline, if you middled there, you had
Speaker 1: to headline at a one nighter in Boise, Idaho. That
Speaker 1: was in a like a motel.
Speaker 6: Bar, incredibly far away from Seattle.
Speaker 2: Yes, are you are you sure? It wasn't Bellingham?
Speaker 1: No, it was like across It was in what might
Speaker 1: be might have been Moscow, Idaho, but it was it
Speaker 1: was like you have to drive over a Mountain Pass.
Speaker 7: It was Spokane. It was in Spokane. I did this
Speaker 7: and you have to drive over the snow Qualmie Pass.
Speaker 4: It was there was definitely snow.
Speaker 7: Yes, snow because the first time when you're not from there,
Speaker 7: because to them it's nothing. Yes, but if you're never
Speaker 7: if you've never done it, remember when I first moved
Speaker 7: up there, like, yeah, you just go do this and
Speaker 7: you go do that. And I crossed over the I
Speaker 7: pulled over when it was snow and people looked at
Speaker 7: me like I was insane, and I was like, this
Speaker 7: is nuts, you guys. Yeah, and they're like no, this
Speaker 7: is like fine. And then you know you lived there
Speaker 7: for like a year and you're like, oh, this is
Speaker 7: just how the world is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, out here, did you see that huge raccoon?
Speaker 2: Two of them, they're just on the stairs up there.
Speaker 3: Can you say, look at that amazing looking cat, that
Speaker 3: cat with a really high back.
Speaker 6: Are we following that cat?
Speaker 2: Two of them right there, they're going up the alley.
Speaker 4: I just want.
Speaker 1: But so I had to do that, and I was
Speaker 1: so had to be the headliner, which I did not
Speaker 1: believe that I could do.
Speaker 6: What it is.
Speaker 7: Well, it is their morning's posture. Well, we do too.
Speaker 7: In the morning, we're just like.
Speaker 6: Damn, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, they're unched.
Speaker 4: It's so much garbage.
Speaker 1: Last night it was like, so this guy that was
Speaker 1: came to be the opener was an old guy who
Speaker 1: only told street jokes, and his closer was that story
Speaker 1: about the shepherd who it ends with.
Speaker 4: Hey, you get off of the cloud.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: It was like a terrible pun joke lyric thing where
Speaker 1: I and then I had to go up and and
Speaker 1: just talk about my observations on life, and it was
Speaker 1: so fun.
Speaker 2: What do you do? You know? I just wanted to
Speaker 2: compare one thing to another.
Speaker 3: No, okay, I thought, yeah, where are your Joe lyric parodies?
Speaker 4: He ruined everything for me.
Speaker 7: There was a I had a very like the first
Speaker 7: when I first met it up there with my now
Speaker 7: ex wife.
Speaker 6: Who you married? Was she like a she was a
Speaker 6: radio person?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah that's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, everything's fine. Everything is fine.
Speaker 3: People break up, people get married, you find love after that.
Speaker 7: You know, when dead and things are fine, we don't
Speaker 7: have to talk about anything.
Speaker 6: They are walking with a handsome guy.
Speaker 2: I really want to know. I would leave me to
Speaker 2: I'm not even mad. Just make a decision. I just
Speaker 2: need to know what I need to do.
Speaker 4: What's my move here?
Speaker 7: That is a fun part in your adult life when
Speaker 7: you're just like, listen, okay, if that's how you're going
Speaker 7: to do it, just.
Speaker 2: Let me know. Just don't drag it on. I need
Speaker 2: to do stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes, for real.
Speaker 2: It's a nice being old.
Speaker 4: It's nice it is you don't care as much.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting my whole the whole time. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: really have.
Speaker 7: Like when I was honest about it, like I remember
Speaker 7: being older, being like when I was young, like in
Speaker 7: high school, being around some of my friends just being like,
Speaker 7: I don't want to do any of this.
Speaker 6: I just want to land a hammock and wait for
Speaker 6: a car to pick me up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then we can talk about funny stuff, right,
Speaker 7: I mean we can rice if you want racing.
Speaker 4: So there's eyebrows off, but yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 6: So you did that whole time. You were just kind
Speaker 6: of pretending to be a kid.
Speaker 7: Some of it, and then some of us just drinking
Speaker 7: enough that I was like, yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think then you.
Speaker 7: Realize that that's what everyone else was doing. You're like,
Speaker 7: oh yeah.
Speaker 6: In your town in Tennessee. But how big was it.
Speaker 7: I don't know, it's ever growing, just because certain things there.
Speaker 7: But I was like, there's one high school, yeah, the
Speaker 7: whole county, so.
Speaker 3: There's not much to do. It's when there's nothing to do,
Speaker 3: you just drink in a field somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, that's the first time I got drunk
Speaker 2: was in the field. Yeah. Yeah, it used to be
Speaker 2: a field. I just did brooks Wieland's camping show.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: It's what I just said. It's really fine.
Speaker 7: We just went out to the Kern River and there's
Speaker 7: this crew and we went floating, me and him and
Speaker 7: Cornelle and uh. And then there's a show they found
Speaker 7: us doing. I don't know what they're gonna They filmed
Speaker 7: us for a long time.
Speaker 3: It was that I saw some footage of like the
Speaker 3: you know, off off camera hijiks.
Speaker 6: While it was on camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's it should be.
Speaker 7: He was like, you could come help us edit, and
Speaker 7: I was like good because, like, you know, it's three
Speaker 7: comics hanging out, so you're there for a while used
Speaker 7: to talking ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're like, yeah, we need to know what
Speaker 2: we said.
Speaker 3: We don't worry about that on this like no, I do.
Speaker 3: How was it with these guys? I haven't I've been
Speaker 3: invited on camp trips and then it didn't work out.
Speaker 2: It was fun. I about a ten afterwards. That's out
Speaker 2: fun it once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I into it.
Speaker 6: I just have a ten for my bed.
Speaker 2: But I've been used to do you have one for me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've talked about this and showed pictures to people that listen.
Speaker 6: But I just had this.
Speaker 3: Wallpaper that looks like a snowy mountain, and then from
Speaker 3: that decided my whole bedroom had to look like a cabin.
Speaker 3: And so it went from there all the way that
Speaker 3: snowshoes on the wall, which I swear, Karen, when you
Speaker 3: see him, you'll be like, Okay, I get it. People
Speaker 3: look at the pictures are like, okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: That looks terrific, modern yet rustic.
Speaker 4: Was that your baby again?
Speaker 7: No, that's the look I did too fast.
Speaker 6: When he's alone, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, he's a load.
Speaker 6: She he or she he?
Speaker 2: I have a baby, Hey, a baby? Hey baby?
Speaker 6: Is it a baby or is it a walking person?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Toddlers.
Speaker 2: He likes to stand up a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's you know, there's been a couple of falls
Speaker 7: where you know, and it is my second one, so
Speaker 7: and this is mom's first one. So she came in,
Speaker 7: you know, and she's like he fail. God, Like yeah, man,
Speaker 7: they fucking due.
Speaker 2: All yeah.
Speaker 7: I was like, it's that's why they're head and stuff's
Speaker 7: all malleable right now. I was like, it's all mate,
Speaker 7: like like whoever designed it, they thought it through. And
Speaker 7: she's like okay, and then like literally, you know, there's
Speaker 7: like the not goes away so fast or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. So you have the calm of like
Speaker 4: an experienced parents.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's nice. Yes, it's nice. It is nice.
Speaker 7: I forget it's it's probably annoying for her sometimes. Like
Speaker 7: the first thing I talked about this the first time,
Speaker 7: like the first night we brought him back, there's just
Speaker 7: this stuff that kicks in that you think you've forgotten,
Speaker 7: but it's just this you're like, oh, yeah, this is
Speaker 7: how this works. It's it was nice. I wasn't even
Speaker 7: it was just everything was kind of smooth. But she
Speaker 7: was like he's like crying and he kept getting louder
Speaker 7: and she's just holding him and I'm laying in bed
Speaker 7: and I'm like, we'll do the stuff, check the things.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't saying it out loud. I just in
Speaker 2: my head. I was like, fucking do this stuff. And
Speaker 2: then it hit me.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, this is she doesn't know. I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, you have to check it. This is this,
Speaker 7: this or this, and she was like, oh, I just
Speaker 7: sit and know. I was like, no, there's no fucking
Speaker 7: way you should have known that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7: That's how I did it too. I will just stood
Speaker 7: there like an idiot because you're tired, and you know
Speaker 7: it's your wife, so you're just.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, this, what is wrong with you? You're smart
Speaker 2: from the gauntlet.
Speaker 4: Check the thing.
Speaker 2: She just delivered the baby the day before. It's funny.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm tired.
Speaker 6: I'm imagining you being in a hammick. This whole thing.
Speaker 7: I do get comfortable quick, but I do like ding it.
Speaker 7: They gets the thing too. It's like, oh, I you know,
Speaker 7: because the first one's scary, so you don't know. And
Speaker 7: then me and his mother didn't get along, so there's
Speaker 7: that too.
Speaker 4: Yeah that doesn't help anything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, and and then but you're like, oh I
Speaker 7: do love being a dad. That part is like I do.
Speaker 7: You see other people and they're like oh, I don't
Speaker 7: do this. I don't like this, this and this, and
Speaker 7: oh shit, I love all this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think I would love all that stuff too.
Speaker 3: I think it's easy to just say I'm like a
Speaker 3: real armchair general.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the same as being a comic.
Speaker 7: Like when you start doing it, you see that you
Speaker 7: can tell the people who have like the thing where
Speaker 7: you're like like my good friend who we started together.
Speaker 7: When we started traveling together doing their shitty gigs, I
Speaker 7: loved every part. I was like, I love being on
Speaker 7: the road, I love staking a shitty hotel. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 7: I hate every part of this. And like within like
Speaker 7: a year, he was like I am done. This is
Speaker 7: and I was like, this is the funnest thing I've
Speaker 7: ever done. And he's like, you're an idiot. I'm like, probably,
Speaker 7: let's do it more.
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, they paid me money. These peo were so dumb.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about it now?
Speaker 3: Because you're on the road a lot these days change
Speaker 3: the way I do it, which is nice, and I've accepted,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 7: I've accepted that that is always going to be a
Speaker 7: little bit in there and I have to fight it
Speaker 7: all the time.
Speaker 2: But I think that for so long.
Speaker 7: The way, if you're raised in the South or certain
Speaker 7: parts of the mountain part of the South, you're not
Speaker 7: supposed to brag. So that's that doesn't suit comedy, right, No,
Speaker 7: because like a lot of promotion is just like you know,
Speaker 7: hey me, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: And so for a long.
Speaker 7: Time, like I didn't feel like I was that good
Speaker 7: yet to be like hey look at me. So I
Speaker 7: just got just kept getting So the last year or
Speaker 7: two I've been like, oh, I'm you should come watch me.
Speaker 7: And that's been like, oh, I'm starting to make more money.
Speaker 7: You're like, oh, yeah, I should have kept telling it.
Speaker 7: I should have told people earlier to come see me.
Speaker 6: This ca this confidence thing really helps.
Speaker 4: It does pay off.
Speaker 1: Also, I was bragging about your when we were plugging
Speaker 1: that you were finally going to be on the show
Speaker 1: on My Favorite Murder, and I was explaining how good
Speaker 1: you are making a road poster like that one that
Speaker 1: you have where the wolf is on the bathroom counter.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's from that That was a code in
Speaker 7: the Nashville conventions.
Speaker 1: And it was so like you do those things where
Speaker 1: suddenly I'm like I know who you are and I
Speaker 1: know that you're just on the road and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to go to that show.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it doesn't work like I thought it would though,
Speaker 7: Like not a lot of people show up because of
Speaker 7: the art. Well they're fucking idiot, but yeah, But Aaron's
Speaker 7: the same way my wife is. She's like, this is
Speaker 7: you should charge for this, and I was like, but
Speaker 7: it's for me, right, So.
Speaker 6: Say I'm the opposite.
Speaker 3: I only do it for other people, like draw posters
Speaker 3: or illustrations for people.
Speaker 6: I'd never do it for myself.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you should. You very do that.
Speaker 7: It's part of the It's the saying you're raising next
Speaker 7: to a mountain too, just like like we can't talk
Speaker 7: about our skills.
Speaker 3: I'm just surrounded high mountains. So it's even worse. There's
Speaker 3: no way out. It was a glacial lake at one point.
Speaker 3: It was in a valley.
Speaker 2: Don't tell people we can do anything, yeah, And they're
Speaker 2: like what, I don't understand. We're just gonna we're gonna
Speaker 2: live here forever. Stay away from the valley.
Speaker 6: That's where confidence blows in in the wind.
Speaker 7: Well, it was like there's like parts of near where
Speaker 7: I grew up that I would always go back to
Speaker 7: and try to do comedy and.
Speaker 2: It would go fine.
Speaker 7: And then I realized like, oh, well, the whole area's
Speaker 7: theme song is Rocky Top, which is about people that
Speaker 7: can't grow because you can't grow crops because it's just rocky.
Speaker 7: But the people are like, no, we're going to do it,
Speaker 7: and then they did it. Yeah, so that's who I
Speaker 7: was trying to be, like, hey, think different.
Speaker 2: And they're like, I don't.
Speaker 7: Like this guy, I guess and as you get older,
Speaker 7: like they were right, I need to cool it. I had,
Speaker 7: but it was like going back at them and they
Speaker 7: don't like that.
Speaker 6: No, No, this has never happened on the podcast. It's
Speaker 6: happened when I've been a guest on one before, and
Speaker 6: I do use a bottle, but I really have to
Speaker 6: go to the bath room. Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 2: Kind of think the best.
Speaker 6: I was going to not.
Speaker 3: Say anything, but it's it's starting to become an issue.
Speaker 3: And if it's up Raccoon Road.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that. That's dangerous.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm willing to do it.
Speaker 2: It's it's where it's a game dangerous. Oh really is
Speaker 2: it dangerous? The violence?
Speaker 4: You deserve everything you got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I could find a restroom in in in.
Speaker 6: A gas station or something. Okay, I could go between cars.
Speaker 6: I'm very elusive.
Speaker 7: You know that's okay, We're going to turn left anyway. Okay,
Speaker 7: But then I like a public bathroom. I'm just thinking,
Speaker 7: there's a Oh, there's a library right over there.
Speaker 6: Do they typically do they let you?
Speaker 3: I can browse through a book and then you know,
Speaker 3: just just checking out the reference section.
Speaker 2: You don't have a library card. I don't.
Speaker 3: It's not embarrassing a little bit. Yeah, well, I check
Speaker 3: my email at home. I'm assuming that's just most of
Speaker 3: the people when I go to the library, they're just
Speaker 3: checking their email.
Speaker 2: Because what's that good for kids and stuff like that? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, once I have a kid, there's I'm going to
Speaker 3: change everything and I'll start reading.
Speaker 7: When are you going to have a kid any day?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: The way I've been living? Just kidding, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like being around kids. I like being an uncle.
Speaker 3: I'm and then when you're around kids and then they
Speaker 3: think you're fun, You're like, oh, okay, I guess I
Speaker 3: could do this. But it's not all about being fun.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: They get mad at you because you have to not
Speaker 7: be dif friend. That's right, that's a tough one. My
Speaker 7: son and I have to go over again and again.
Speaker 6: This is the Raccoon Road. I'm willing to go up there, Okay,
Speaker 6: or do you I mean this isn't you know?
Speaker 2: No, you don't need to go this is people live
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 4: Live nearby, right, Yeah? Do you mind if Chris just
Speaker 4: uses your bone?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That works.
Speaker 4: I just don't know where it is.
Speaker 2: Fine, Yeah, it's just tell me where to go. I
Speaker 2: just turned around. You have the opposite way of the
Speaker 2: way we're going.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'll be okay for Yeah.
Speaker 2: So funny. I don't know why they didn't.
Speaker 4: I had to force your hands.
Speaker 7: Hey, you live here. I don't know what the illusion
Speaker 7: we're doing is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad would be really funny and use different voices.
Speaker 3: And I remember specifically saying talk like your own self.
Speaker 3: Like it made me furious that and now I yeah,
Speaker 3: I just became him.
Speaker 2: Basically, what's fun? You have fun? My son?
Speaker 7: You can tell like his instinct there, our instinct is
Speaker 7: to be like you're stupid, yeah to your dad, and
Speaker 7: then like, but I'll catch him every now and then being.
Speaker 2: Like he's pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 7: You can just see it like, he's like it just
Speaker 7: breaks through and they're like, yeah, man, I'm cool and
Speaker 7: you even know, dude, when you get older, you're like
Speaker 7: holy shit and like yeah, and you're being a dick
Speaker 7: most of the time. I could have introduced you to
Speaker 7: some cool people, but I didn't because you were a dick.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how you would act.
Speaker 1: And then you just lay out pictures of people that
Speaker 1: your child could have met, just.
Speaker 2: Like, look at look who I was hanging out with.
Speaker 2: We were in your room.
Speaker 4: I told him I didn't have a son.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, this is a weird room.
Speaker 6: And know what you did when they were there? You
Speaker 6: just filled your diapers.
Speaker 2: You think they thought that was cool? Was it cool?
Speaker 2: He was like, dad, I was six months old. No, no,
Speaker 2: the next one that was a good guess.
Speaker 4: So it was so close, looks familiar.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 7: There's an alley, Yeah, there's an a wait, this was cool.
Speaker 2: There's this there's an alley down here. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And one night I came out because I heard the
Speaker 7: the helicopter was lower than usual, and uh, I was like.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? And then you'll see right through here.
Speaker 7: I saw like it was like spotlight, not through this
Speaker 7: and I was like, that's an alley and it's a
Speaker 7: key of soul, like the the.
Speaker 2: Hamster har Yeah, yeah, I love those commercials flying through
Speaker 2: that alley. And then like six cop cars like chasing it.
Speaker 7: I was like, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 7: And then like the police helicopter was chasing it, and
Speaker 7: I ran in like chunking the goonies and I was like, honey, honey,
Speaker 7: there's a cop and they were chasing and it was
Speaker 7: in the alley, and then the car came rolling back
Speaker 7: on this eat like five minutes later.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is just tastes having fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but then here's this thing that sucks is you
Speaker 7: never know the ding.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, even when it's on the news, it's like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to watch this has been going on
Speaker 3: an hour.
Speaker 6: It's probably not an exciting ending.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see the one recently where the guy
Speaker 1: stole the police cruiser during in the middle of the
Speaker 1: high speed chase.
Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're gonna do it, do it big.
Speaker 6: You gotta go out and see the time I did that.
Speaker 6: I just drove it across the street and parked it and.
Speaker 2: Ran, But those fifteen seconds must have been amazing.
Speaker 6: I was drunk and I was.
Speaker 7: Young, but I mean, how high were you when you
Speaker 7: were in that cop car?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: It was exhilarating. But immediately the minute I.
Speaker 3: Got out, I was riddled with fear that I'd be
Speaker 3: arrested because I knew people saw me and one of
Speaker 3: them was a police cadet in training to be a cop.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the worst because the tattle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, he never told. He never told.
Speaker 4: I didn't No.
Speaker 6: I added him on Facebook years later. I said how
Speaker 6: have you been?
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, I'm a cop in Seattle now
Speaker 3: or Portland maybe, And and then at the end he said,
Speaker 3: have you stolen any cop cars lately? It was just
Speaker 3: an unmarked I'd simply was put in this car and
Speaker 3: the keys were left in it. These guys made a mistake.
Speaker 3: They both went back in the bar, and I just
Speaker 3: drove it across the street. It's the most illegal thing
Speaker 3: I've ever done.
Speaker 2: It's pretty illegal.
Speaker 6: It is pretty it's a big one.
Speaker 2: But I mean, what you did was more cute than
Speaker 2: the league. Yes, it was more of it.
Speaker 3: And I could have taken the keys and thrown them
Speaker 3: on a roof. I used to tell people I did,
Speaker 3: but I just left them on the seat.
Speaker 1: If you had been arrested for driving a cop unmarked
Speaker 1: cop car fifteen feet, it would have been gone from
Speaker 1: cute getting away with it too deeply pathetic.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually spending time in jail for that, yes, twenty.
Speaker 6: Years old, riddled with alcohol?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, ills you to get a DUI for that too.
Speaker 3: Maybe i'd still be sitting here, but we know i'd
Speaker 3: have at least one tattoo on my face immediately, probably,
Speaker 3: but I don't know if I get the rain drop.
Speaker 3: I kind of like when people have a little bat
Speaker 3: on their cheek.
Speaker 2: Oh do you like it? Yeah? You respect it? I
Speaker 2: respect it.
Speaker 6: I make eye contact and nice shake hands more firmly.
Speaker 2: No, it'sn't that just for Halloween.
Speaker 6: Don't know these guys. Tattoos are year round.
Speaker 2: They are. Yeah, yeah, they're serious, serious business.
Speaker 1: I mean, Billy, do you have anything you want to plug?
Speaker 1: We're coming near the end of this, just like useless
Speaker 1: driver on your.
Speaker 3: Neighborhood, if you were going to plug your bathroom being nice,
Speaker 3: I'll vouch for that.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 7: I will tell my wife, Yeah, beautiful, because we've learned that. Uh,
Speaker 7: my idea of clean and her idea of clean a
Speaker 7: totally different thing.
Speaker 3: It was a very clean bathroom and what appears to
Speaker 3: be brand new squatty potty.
Speaker 2: Oh you playing feet up?
Speaker 7: Well yeah, it's just in the it's in the boys room,
Speaker 7: so that I'll use it like if you go an
Speaker 7: r ram it that things used.
Speaker 2: It's just covered. But I didn't take you that much.
Speaker 4: Children don't need it as badly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't think the bathroom gets as much work sure
Speaker 7: as the kids. They don't spend as much time or
Speaker 7: need to.
Speaker 6: Little kids little work.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know their bodies are smaller, there's not as
Speaker 7: much maintenance.
Speaker 6: Are you do you have a tour coming up there?
Speaker 2: I do? What when does this come out? Tomorrow? Monday? Monday?
Speaker 2: Oh cool? Yeah, now that helps. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'll be in Sea Adult November first and second on
Speaker 7: Capitol Hill at Club Comedy.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 7: It's great. It's a little boutique comedy club. They take
Speaker 7: care of everybody. See it's like eighty. It's in next
Speaker 7: to this dope Thai restaurant and it's on Capitol Hills,
Speaker 7: so it's like cool, it's as cool up. They're nice nice.
Speaker 7: So you have to do like four shows, so come
Speaker 7: out to that. You can get all my dates at
Speaker 7: bub U d tour dot com or just like google
Speaker 7: Billy Wayne Davis and all my stuff comes up.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: You can do the same for me. I'm going on tour.
Speaker 3: We'll be on tour at the same time. Maybe we'll
Speaker 3: pass each other, I hope.
Speaker 2: So where are you going?
Speaker 6: The South Louisiana and Texas and Oklahoma?
Speaker 2: Those are fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 7: Right, those are fun. They're fun. The people are they
Speaker 7: have a good time in all those places.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to go to the real Bourbon Street
Speaker 3: and see real cops on horseback beat up real drunk people.
Speaker 2: Have you never been to Bourbon Street? No?
Speaker 3: I just compare it always to Sixth Street, even though
Speaker 3: I've never been there.
Speaker 2: A bourban It's nothing like Sixth Street.
Speaker 7: It's worse, sure, of course, but the rest, I mean,
Speaker 7: there's just nothing like that city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, city's fucking awesome.
Speaker 7: Like we went to Mobile first Aaron and I and
Speaker 7: it's really cool. But we've never been to New Orleans,
Speaker 7: so we're like man Mobiles, like one of the coolest places.
Speaker 2: Why are why aren't there people there?
Speaker 7: And then the next time we went through there, we
Speaker 7: went to New Orleans, which is like an hour and
Speaker 7: a half from They were like, oh, because they did
Speaker 7: it all good over here, right right, So it's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, they just want to go over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would you? And people mobile or we get it.
Speaker 6: But I heard I've only heard nightmares about.
Speaker 2: Marty Grott, Like, I know, I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A friend of mine, she worked in a bar, and
Speaker 3: she said that one night she's working, there's just so
Speaker 3: many people. They were squished against each other, everyone swaying
Speaker 3: back and forth. She said, off in the corner, two
Speaker 3: people were just openly having sex, and when everyone finally left,
Speaker 3: there was a stabbed person.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, inside the same bar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just a fun place. Yeah passion. Yeah that
Speaker 7: sounds like yeah, parts of the Bible.
Speaker 2: There were small started stabbing. He's like, I just want
Speaker 2: to do all this stuff.
Speaker 6: And then the floor was covered below Yeah cove.
Speaker 2: This guy's.
Speaker 8: A big high he'll shoe with murder.
Speaker 6: That's the story of Marty.
Speaker 4: It is kind of I like those neighbors, they're chilling.
Speaker 2: They're older.
Speaker 7: There's the old man that says there and I've learned
Speaker 7: a lot of Spanish raises from him. Really from time
Speaker 7: to day he went on, passing you guys, thanks for
Speaker 7: the it was really good.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for just letting us come back
Speaker 1: time and again to cancel and then reschedule with you over.
Speaker 2: Let's do it for another year or two. Yes, it
Speaker 2: would be great. Yeah, I'll be the Matt Dame.
Speaker 6: It's fine. I said that to you, but Georgia said
Speaker 6: that to Karen.
Speaker 4: You are the mad You are the Matt Damon of
Speaker 4: this podcast.
Speaker 7: Our apologies up until now you're the third chalkboard math.
Speaker 6: And mopping terrible. You're one man that can multit.
Speaker 2: You've been listening.
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? D yan a R?
Speaker 3: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 5: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 5: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 5: turnino and gage.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 4: We scared her?
Speaker 2: Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 7: Do you ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need with Karen and Cress
Speaker 2: M HM