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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Elvis Represents show. Hey, I'm supposed to speak first. I'm

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Speaker 1: in front of the gold mise whatever there's rules here,

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Speaker 1: there's no rules. Actually, that gold microphone matches nicely with

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Speaker 1: your purple shirt, thank you very much. Not to be

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Speaker 1: confused with the purple shoes we've been talking about for

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Speaker 1: the last couple episodes, which your cheap as should just

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Speaker 1: keep both, but well I might. We'll see, although scary.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Let's go around the room. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the fifty minute Morning Show. And the only people

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Speaker 1: in New York left? Well, yeah, the four of us

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Speaker 1: here are the only ones. And Alley's outside working on

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Speaker 1: Elvis rand dot com, so that every Josh Scotty's here

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Speaker 1: is Josh is a bunch of us here, but not

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Speaker 1: every There's thirteen people on the show, but everybody else

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Speaker 1: we all have to fly out. So everybody's running around

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Speaker 1: getting last minute stuff done, and we got our stuff done,

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna give good news. Is I get to

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Speaker 1: stand by the gold mike today for the first time

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Speaker 1: on the fifteam in the morning. I'm liking Deep Brody

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Speaker 1: in the morning show. Thank you very much. We have

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Speaker 1: hosted some podcasts. Everyone in while Brooken Boys, walkers and talkers,

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Speaker 1: name name drop. So who's in the room today, Well,

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Speaker 1: Danielle and I are in the room. Best assistant Andrew

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Speaker 1: is here, and best phone producer Diamond is here. Diamond

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Speaker 1: and I have a little love relationship going. We have

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Speaker 1: a little thing. All right, we should we talk about

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Speaker 1: the love relationship with the problem. But let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the problem first because we need you guys to settle this. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: So most of the show is in Santa Fe, New Mexico,

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Speaker 1: at Elvis's home studio hit a little studio built some

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Speaker 1: microphone's old table. It's adorable. I helped building. It was

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Speaker 1: a great time. That's why he's the best assistant. And so, uh,

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Speaker 1: we have laptops in the room when Elvis isn't in

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Speaker 1: the room, and he can skype in and see everybody.

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Speaker 1: But since nobody's here except Danielle, you can't see the

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Speaker 1: room except for Daniel's face. Yeah, because I skype in

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Speaker 1: from my computer. Okay, So I'm running a little bit

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Speaker 1: late this morning, about seven or eight minutes, and so

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Speaker 1: I'm in the I'm in the tunnel coming into the

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Speaker 1: city and I have of course, I want to hear

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Speaker 1: what's going on. And it's like six oh two maybe,

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Speaker 1: and Elvis is like, oh, welcome to the morning. We

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Speaker 1: have a great show. It's nine eleven. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about some things that are important. And he says, I'm

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Speaker 1: here with Gandhi and Scary and Nate here in Santa

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Speaker 1: Fe and of course in New York, not a lot

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Speaker 1: of people in New York. We've got Danielle and Brody

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Speaker 1: and Josh, and Danielle says, oh, Brody's not here yet.

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Speaker 1: Now now wait a second. So I'm thinking to my

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Speaker 1: head in the car, why does Elvis need to know that?

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Speaker 1: Why does the audience need to know that? White say

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Speaker 1: that because he won't because okay, here's here's background information.

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Speaker 1: Uh there's a program called slack, which is like a

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Speaker 1: chat room. Yeah, that's what you were doing, slacking. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: So when Elvis isn't here, we communicate through the Slack app.

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Speaker 1: And so the first thing Elvis does it like five

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Speaker 1: to six, is he types in high to everyone in

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Speaker 1: all on the side. They commented that you were in

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Speaker 1: slack even though you weren't in the studio, you were here.

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Speaker 1: So I typed in high back me while I'm in

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Speaker 1: I'm good. They think I'm here. This is great. I'm

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Speaker 1: in the slack room chatting with everybody, and Danielle goes

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Speaker 1: in the here and goes, oh, Brodie's not here. That

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Speaker 1: wait a second, you're never here when the show starts,

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Speaker 1: so well that's because he doesn't say my name. So

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Speaker 1: in my head, I didn't think I was doing anything

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Speaker 1: wrong because normally you're not here, and he goes, where's

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Speaker 1: why does he need to know? He didn't ask is

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Speaker 1: He's telling the audience brods. He never mentions me at

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Speaker 1: What if he said, oh, Brodie, do you have something?

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Speaker 1: You put her in the position to lie on your behalf?

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Speaker 1: it was a white liar. If Elvis said, is Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I go yeah, listen. There was a long period of

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Speaker 1: ten years, twelve years ago. We told Danielle we really

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Speaker 1: just so she wouldn't be late for the six o'clock.

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely true. That's absolutely didn't want me because

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm like, there was a car accident. She

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Speaker 1: to get in and and jackets. And it's ninety degrees today.

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Speaker 1: on this an airpane, it's cool, and the airplane. You

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Speaker 1: hear her laugh before she even crosses. Talked to everybody,

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Speaker 1: cart guys. I say hi to everyone in the You

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Speaker 1: bringing a coach just for the airplane. Yes, I freeze

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Speaker 1: You watched we first, So I buy two sodas in

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Speaker 1: Why because okay, so um. Imagine the look on someone's

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Speaker 1: pictures of Danielle falling to sleep on planes. Were not

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Speaker 1: allowed to post them. Scott, Yeah, Elvis and Scary post

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Speaker 1: them all the time. My husband posts them. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: you know what, normally I respect you, but today when

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Speaker 1: It's I don't take your picture. I've sat next to

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Speaker 1: I said, remember the one the worst plane we had.

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Speaker 1: They kept us on the plane for like hours, and

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Speaker 1: We were gonna stay over your parents house. A great time.

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Speaker 1: It pops your ears a scary It's not scary, it's

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Speaker 1: It pops your ears open. The last time landing and

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah, like I get nervous. Take

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Speaker 1: that's rights. Hey, don't don't be insinuating stuff with the

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Speaker 1: suck on a lollipop Birdie, no one. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if the David Birdie Show would last on the air

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Speaker 1: Oh we have like four minutes. I wanted to talk

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Speaker 1: Andrew's the best. He found something for me to do

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Speaker 1: to like. I'm so excited reggae night. If you want

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna be ten people. We're gonna take over

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Speaker 1: the bar. It's like, yeah, the guy the musician booked months,

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Speaker 1: Like he booked himself for every Thursday for several months.

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Speaker 1: That's the schedule of this bark. Imagine just being in

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Speaker 1: a town that's most that the guy at the reggae

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Speaker 1: because that doesn't sound very authentic reggae to me. Um

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Speaker 1: this They it's all different nights. So Wednesdays are karaoke.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping for karaoke. Person, reggae is a good alternative.

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Speaker 1: we could find that five better than mechanical karaoke? Fe

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Speaker 1: You're not allergic to a mechanical bull? We gotta watch

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Speaker 1: this one. Are you gonna ride the bull at there's

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Speaker 1: no mechanical bull. I was told they come around for

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