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Speaker 3: It all started winning dumbass, not another dumbass, and they

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Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna do it live, Arnold.

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Speaker 4: Okay, how have you been? I don't care.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about four bears. We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 3: It is Scison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 3: I live on the West side of Nashville with Bazer

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Speaker 3: White piket fence. Two point five kids eventually die heart

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Speaker 3: We thank you for joining us. In Abu Dhabi, Sri Lanka, Australia,

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Speaker 3: New York to Los Angeles to Nashville. We're the sore

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Speaker 2: Also, you've forgotten North Dakota because that's where I went

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: There was action NonStop. There was so much that I saw,

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Speaker 3: With So I'm gonna start with my sales pitch.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna start with the whole trip. I'm just

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Speaker 2: it was funny, it was entertaining, it was everything. So Kevin,

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Speaker 3: See, I didn't know you were doing that beforehand exactly.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, heck yeah. I told Kevin. He

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna have to pay the thirty dollars to

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Speaker 2: But there was nothing exciting on the airplane. Nothing happened.

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Speaker 2: We get off in Minneapolis and like, dude, mall of

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not part of the Gucci swapping.

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Speaker 2: First roller coaster we went to or it was like

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Speaker 2: There was another cool slide over in the back corner

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Speaker 1: And they didn't scan any ticket. They didn't care.

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Speaker 3: And at what point you guys realized the Mall of

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we get on the roller coaster and I'm

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Speaker 2: Them goes, any of you guys own these glasses?

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Speaker 3: And it should be random sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: Literally could be one. Two steps over, handom guy, one

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Speaker 3: He shuts the whole ride down.

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Speaker 1: He steps.

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Speaker 2: And I look at the guys next to us and

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Speaker 3: There's just a bunch of dudes on that roller coaster.

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Speaker 2: There was me, Kevin, two dudes, Blondie, Big Boom, and

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Speaker 2: And so then he has to come back across.

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Speaker 1: And it was step.

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Speaker 3: Step man college starts in a month, Step, how fly

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Speaker 3: can I go in my career?

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Speaker 1: Step roller?

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Speaker 2: It took him about thirty seconds to get each way

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Speaker 3: You're not able to shake that you're worried about food.

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Speaker 3: You're with another man, you're in Minneapolis, foods double the price.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And so we go and there's a Bennie Hannah

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Speaker 2: and we're like, oh my god, a Bennie Hannah.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Habachi habachi right there in the mall. Let's have them

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Speaker 2: chop some eggs, flimp some shrimp into my mouth. Some

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Speaker 3: Cut it? Oh all right, that was the salt shaker.

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Speaker 2: We go to Benni Hannah, Oh yeah, can we get

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, to be about fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, cool engagement.

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Speaker 2: All right, So we sit back sitting there fifteen minutes

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Speaker 3: These guys think we're together.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes nothing.

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Speaker 3: You got to get the hell out. Another high worker.

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Speaker 1: Thirty two minutes. Your table is.

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Speaker 2: Ready, Yeah, thirty two minutes too late. So now we

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Speaker 3: Get out.

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Speaker 2: And so we sit there and we're all around the

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Speaker 3: And then uh so three husbands, and then a married

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Speaker 2: No, no, just a husband and wife their kid, another

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Speaker 3: So there's how long have you guys been dating?

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Speaker 1: We're not oh four husbands. I see what you did there?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Never mind, I just got it.

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Speaker 2: So we're sitting there, I'm happily married, sitting there, not cheating.

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Speaker 2: And it's about nine minutes tall man minutes, and Kevin

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine me?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you would have.

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Speaker 2: Never left the airport. You wouldn't have left the airport. And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure they got a real number on that one,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, yeah, go ask her. And he

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Speaker 2: comes back and he goes, we gotta go. I said,

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Speaker 2: what's wrong? Goes the hibachi experience is one hour thirty minutes.

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Speaker 3: That's twenty two minutes longer than one minute and eight

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, yeah, that means we would be

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Speaker 2: missing our flight, so let's go. So we went across

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Speaker 3: Did you pay for anything?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No, we didn't even get to order anyother.

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Speaker 3: Hack So you can go sit at a benni hana

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Speaker 3: table for free, for.

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Speaker 1: Free, absolute free, dude.

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Speaker 2: If you guys ever want to do habachi, just walk in,

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Speaker 1: No charge. Absolutely great.

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Speaker 2: You get to see everything you want because you can

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Speaker 3: See, you guys are hailing cabs.

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Speaker 2: No, so we're going over to Crave, which is the

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Speaker 2: You guys are restaurant hopping with an hour left.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we sit down.

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Speaker 3: I knew the eating was gonna be a problem.

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Speaker 1: And we sit down. No one comes by. No one

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Speaker 2: Nine minutes in? Kevin's Like, dude, I think we just

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Speaker 2: Chick fil A in the food court.

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Speaker 2: Crazy world.

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Speaker 3: Chick fil A went third, usually that's number one.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, dude, I think I think we gotta go.

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Speaker 2: And then a guy comes walking by and goes, oh

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're customers. We were at your restaurant.

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Speaker 2: And Kevin's like, I told you, and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: let me, let me put this down. I'll come back

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Speaker 3: This trip just got serious.

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Speaker 2: And he's like okay, and he's like, you think we

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 1: So we call the you know, the uber. It comes.

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Speaker 3: You got normal cops and they're like mountains up there,

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Speaker 2: Now they got the normal cops, they got the normal

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Speaker 3: How's it going, guys? I loved that show Canadian Border.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think Minneapolis is on the border. Man.

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Speaker 2: You're damn Minneapolis close to Canada.

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Speaker 1: No idea, no idea.

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Speaker 2: So we get to the security line, right and there's

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Speaker 3: Me that one NFL player will sit in one and

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Speaker 2: But oh god, then he gets a fight. That was

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Speaker 2: You just got an empty wheelchair, you know. I'm like

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Speaker 3: How many people are there?

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Speaker 2: And there's literally the two guys pushing wheelchairs in front

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Speaker 2: of me, a blondheaded girl that had a suitcase, Kevin,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know where to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: He was like, you need to go back over there.

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Speaker 2: wrong entrance. This is for employees. But it's fine, move

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Speaker 2: and I and I said, you said, and he goes

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Speaker 2: He wanted him over there and me over here, and

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Speaker 2: Just stand right here? And I'm like, okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: And then telling me needs some lithium.

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Speaker 2: Then we're going through and the wheelchair guy has a

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Speaker 2: I need to see that, and he's.

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Speaker 3: Like, no, yeah, three one one rule, No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: It's my water. And he goes, I just need to

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Speaker 2: look at it. He's like, look at my water and

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Speaker 2: he's like yeah, and he goes, just sit right there

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Speaker 1: Just I just got to run a test on it.

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Speaker 2: So the wheelchair guy sits in his own wheelchair that

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, were we on the show punked.

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Speaker 3: Like, dude, is this Canadian exposure?

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Speaker 2: Where the hell are you guys? I don't know, And

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Speaker 2: soaking Where were we supposed to go?

442
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,000
Speaker 1: Every other?

443
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,600
Speaker 2: Like like line at that security gate, the stanchion was

444
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,200
Speaker 2: pulled across it. They were all closed, and he was

445
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,320
Speaker 2: just like, dude, I thought they were just messing with us.

446
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,240
Speaker 2: He goes, but he got pissed. I was like, yeah, cool.

447
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,640
Speaker 2: So then we go to our gate.

448
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,400
Speaker 3: Oh and then all see, you guys got a couple

449
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,400
Speaker 3: of cocktails in.

450
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,359
Speaker 2: You Yeah, got a couple of cocktails in this. We

451
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,000
Speaker 2: go to the gate right, and here's the problem, and

452
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,800
Speaker 2: we're still not on the plane. We're not on the

453
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,880
Speaker 2: plane of mine not And I called because we get

454
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,320
Speaker 2: in at twelve fifteen. The rental counter closes at twelve thirty.

455
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,879
Speaker 3: That's tywind though.

456
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,040
Speaker 2: And I said, what happens if we are delayed? And

457
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,800
Speaker 2: they said, oh, if your plane is delayed.

458
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,800
Speaker 3: Via fifteen minute delay, you.

459
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,080
Speaker 2: Will have to come back and pick it up in

460
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,120
Speaker 2: the morning. Well, where are we going to go? We're

461
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,639
Speaker 2: driving are the casino is an hour and a half away,

462
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,520
Speaker 2: So if we are delayed. We're stuck at the Mino

463
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,800
Speaker 2: airport because this I find out this later. They don't

464
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,760
Speaker 2: have uber or taxis and min.

465
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,920
Speaker 3: Not damn should have done some priorities.

466
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,560
Speaker 2: Didn't know that until I got there, But that's not

467
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,879
Speaker 2: here nor there. So then we're waiting for our plane

468
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,679
Speaker 2: just to get on. Right, it's time to board, and

469
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:06,000
Speaker 2: they line up the first class people and they stand

470
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 2: up there for ten fifteen minutes. Kevin, I'm swaying, and

471
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,080
Speaker 2: the lady comes on the intercom. Uh, can I have

472
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 2: your attention please? Delta flight going to my not North Dakota.

473
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,480
Speaker 2: I just want to let you know my computers are down,

474
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,600
Speaker 2: so we are not able to board anybody right now.

475
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,920
Speaker 2: We're trying to get a supervisor over here to fix

476
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,320
Speaker 2: the computers because we cannot board the plane without the computers.

477
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 2: So just please stand by well board this. I'm bored

478
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,800
Speaker 2: and I look at Kevin. I said, dude, we're about

479
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,199
Speaker 2: to be delayed. The rental car counter is about to

480
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,600
Speaker 2: be closed. We are going to be delayed because of computers,

481
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,200
Speaker 2: not weather. And here comes the supervisor trying.

482
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,320
Speaker 1: To get it all worked down.

483
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:53,160
Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes they finally get it working but we're

484
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes behind schedule. It took him twenty five

485
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,400
Speaker 2: minutes to restart the computer and one's working man, So

486
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,160
Speaker 2: have you guys tried unplugging and plugging it back? They

487
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,400
Speaker 2: start loading, loading, loading. I'm like, I'm gonna go pee

488
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 2: real quick. I run and go pee control all day.

489
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,320
Speaker 2: And then I get back and Kevin's like, I'm gonna

490
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 2: go pee. He leaves his backpack right there, and there's

491
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 2: only like five people left to get on the plane,

492
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,000
Speaker 2: and there's a backpack sitting down, a random backpack sitting.

493
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 1: In the boarding area.

494
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,640
Speaker 2: Shut it down, and they're like the two people work

495
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 2: on the ticket, like the checking and like, oh did

496
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 2: someone forget a backpack? Did someone forget a backpack? And

497
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 2: everybody's like, no, No, got mine and I got mine

498
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 2: and here girl yeah, and then no, and then.

499
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:34,360
Speaker 4: I got my Gucci bag.

500
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 2: Then the girl worked, the brown hair girl working the

501
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,840
Speaker 2: ticket goes, oh, maybe it's his.

502
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 3: Was she hot?

503
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hot.

504
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 3: I was just trying to envision it.

505
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was hot. She was a hot one.

506
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,920
Speaker 2: And she kind of looked like a young Demi Moore. Hello,

507
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,840
Speaker 2: And so she starts pointing I look and him like,

508
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 2: and they're pointing at Kevin because he's walking back from

509
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 2: the bathroom.

510
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 3: Did you say you're looking for a sack?

511
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 1: And they're like, maybe it's his. I was like, no,

512
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 1: his is right here, and they're like.

513
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,359
Speaker 2: No, oh his.

514
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 3: Oh you guys are boyfriends.

515
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,239
Speaker 2: And I said no, his is right here, and they go, no, his,

516
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: it might be his backpack.

517
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 4: Dude.

518
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 3: Does everybody scream there?

519
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, his is right here, and they're

520
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,440
Speaker 2: like that guy over there and I'm like, this.

521
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 4: Is his backpack.

522
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 3: Note to self, never have a cocktail in Minnesota.

523
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 2: And they and Kevin comes up and picks up his

524
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 2: backpack and they go, oh, that's his. I said, I

525
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,159
Speaker 2: said it's his. They're like, oh, weird, thought you were

526
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 2: saying that's yours. He's my boyfriend. And at that point

527
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 2: here comes a guy on the plane goes, I forgot

528
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 2: my backpack, and Kevin is all puzzle. He has a

529
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: puzzled look on his face because he keeps here and

530
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: going maybe it's his, maybe it's in there. Pointing at

531
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: him as he's walking up. He's like, I didn't know

532
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 2: what I did. And I'm like, oh my god, this

533
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 2: is like Minnesota. What is wrong with you people? Soapizarre?

534
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 2: So then we get on the plane.

535
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 3: Nony backpacks. What is this the appellation?

536
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 2: So we get on the plane and we're off to

537
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 2: my nod and I'll tell you all about my right

538
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: after the break.

539
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 1: You fly into my not dude, I better not. There are.

540
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 2: We uh small airport? Five gates about five gates.

541
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 3: I thought it was like an Atlanta Hub.

542
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 2: No.

543
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: We got off the plane.

544
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 2: By the time we got down the baggage claim, our

545
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: bags were already coming out. And I walk up to

546
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 2: the counter and there's a new guy working in the

547
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 2: rental car. So there's a good lady there from Bismarck

548
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 2: that is training him. How are you guys doing? And

549
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,360
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, you ever been here before? And I'm like, no,

550
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 2: never mind my life. Hey coach, you couldn't have kind

551
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 2: of done a polite answer. And he goes, he laughs,

552
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,120
Speaker 2: he goes, are you joking? I'm like, no, no, I've

553
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: never been here. He's like, okay, you know what I mean.

554
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 2: He's giving me a description on how to go get

555
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: the rental car out of the parking lot. He's like,

556
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 2: you're gonna walk down there.

557
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: Here's a real nice restaurant down, you're.

558
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: Gonna get in the car.

559
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool, cool, Yeah, that sounds good,

560
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 2: thank you, And she goes, see, you made it on time.

561
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,360
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about being delayed. I'm like, yeah, right,

562
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: we made it by like three minutes. She goes, Oh,

563
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: it's okay. We waited and were their last customers.

564
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 3: See, I told you that they have a schedule that

565
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 3: it like. Explain all of this to you in the

566
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 3: hallway before.

567
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 2: I understand. I didn't believe you. I didn't know you

568
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 2: were right. Ray, you were right. I apologize. So then

569
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: she goes like, I mean she gets to her car.

570
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 2: The two people working in the rental car before we

571
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: get to the rental car, the blonde. No, this older

572
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: lady is the blonde still on the phone. No, the

573
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: blonde was not on her flight. She was just going

574
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 2: through security at the same time. That blonde was not

575
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 2: on our flight. But there was a blonde on our

576
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: flight that you know who through McKitty.

577
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 3: Check from Chicago. Yes, yeah, she was on our flight

578
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 3: going to my not mckitty's chick. She's a fanned the

579
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 3: Bobby Bone Show. Yes she knew you. Yes, thank you.

580
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: So why I was getting the rental car. Kevin was

581
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 2: talking to her. She was there to visit I guess

582
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 2: she's from there. She was there to visit her niece.

583
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: Don't need that part of the story, but the people

584
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: and my not you want to talk about. Super nice dude. Like,

585
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 2: we go to the parking lot and they tell us

586
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 2: we're in parking lot thirty, you know, spot thirty eight,

587
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: And we go to thirty eight and it's a truck

588
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: and the tailgates locked. I'm like, all right, so I

589
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: hit unlocked. You got an F one fifty? Hey, they said,

590
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: are you okay with an F one fifty.

591
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, bring it on.

592
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 3: I' then why not?

593
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: And why.

594
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: We're in why not?

595
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: Why Not's good?

596
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: So all right, cool, cool, all right.

597
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 2: We hit the unlocked and some truck across the parking

598
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: lot lights up. I'm like, well, I guess we're not

599
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: in parking lot spot thirty eight. So we go over

600
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 2: there and we're getting it in there, and the lady

601
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 2: that was working the counter she drives out and then

602
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 2: she stops at the stop sign at the exit of

603
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: the airport. A lot lizard and because it's like you

604
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: have to scan something to get out of the parking

605
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 2: lot that they give you boys like warm teas. And

606
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,239
Speaker 2: so she was out of there before we even got

607
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 2: the car loaded. But she just sat at the stop sign.

608
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: Sat at the stop sign, sweetheart, and waited to make

609
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 2: sure we got out of the parking lot. Once we

610
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 2: got that lever to come up and we pu, she

611
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 2: took off to her house Northern Nice, super nice. I

612
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: was like, how friendly is that? Then we drive straight

613
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: to the casino.

614
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 3: Man, you don't think she was trying to get you

615
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: guys the tailor, do you?

616
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 2: No? I don't think she was looking for that. Okay,

617
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: don't think she was looking for a little action. She

618
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 2: was head of the hotel because she was staying in

619
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 2: town because she lives in Bismarck. But she was there

620
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: to train the guy.

621
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 3: Okay, Coach, you talked to her way too long. Next.

622
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 2: Yes, So it's an hour and a half drive to

623
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: the casino, and I mean, you can't see anything because

624
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,239
Speaker 2: it's so dark. It's two o'clock in the morning when

625
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 2: we roll up to the casino, brutal two point fifteen

626
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: am to be exact. Bodle and I told Kevin, I'm

627
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: already out on this trip. I said, dude, do not

628
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: even try to get me to go to the casino tonight.

629
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: I've got to go to bed. I've got a big

630
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: day ahead of me tomorrow.

631
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 3: Well, big day, you're just playing golf.

632
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: No, I was gonna do.

633
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: I was gonna meet with the casino execs, like having

634
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: like five minutes.

635
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: No it, what are they gonna do? Teach you about craps.

636
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: They're gonna teach me. They're gonna give me a tour

637
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 2: of the casino, their facilities, everything. But it was all

638
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 2: chill stuff. You were doing, yes, but I was. It

639
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 2: was already two o'clock in the morning. We had to

640
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 2: be down there by ten. Dude, like, I was like,

641
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: this is I'm exhausted. So we go. We check in

642
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 2: big you know, four Bear casino, and we say thank you,

643
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 2: and we go to our rooms right one room, right

644
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: across the hall from each other. We say good night,

645
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: We go to bed.

646
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: Boom. He texted me, He's.

647
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 2: Like you asleep yet I'm like no, And he goes,

648
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: you want to go to the casino. Yeah, I really do,

649
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 2: And I said I do, but we're not doing it.

650
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: He goes, all right, I just wanted to check if

651
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: you want to go see you in the morning tonight.

652
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 3: What is he the devil?

653
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 2: And so we went to bed, wake up the next

654
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: morning shower. Here we go for Bear Casino. We go

655
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 2: into the little cafe, the restaurants.

656
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: And we meet them.

657
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: We you know, meet Dave and it's like all right,

658
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 2: here we go and he starts telling us all about

659
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: what they have in mind. What we're gonna do today.

660
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna shoot some videos. And so then they take

661
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 2: us on a tour of the whole place videos.

662
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 3: What is this paramount?

663
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: And we do a great tour.

664
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: They show us everything they have to offer. They show

665
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: us their party barge down on the lake.

666
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 3: Here's our oldest bear, four bear.

667
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: They got a boat down on the river, slot machines,

668
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: black jack, midnight cruises, I mean sunset cruises, not midnight.

669
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 2: They have dinner parties out there. So we went out

670
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 2: on that.

671
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: It was great.

672
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: You want on a dinner party breakfast.

673
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: No, we didn't.

674
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: We just went out to the boat. We didn't actually

675
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: go on the cruise.

676
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: Got it. Just check the boat out.

677
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: And you could choose to gamble, like it's not gambling

678
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 3: right now at ten am? Right you do a private

679
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 3: thing than they do. Yes, awesome, something will never be

680
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 3: able to afford.

681
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

682
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: So then we eat lunch and they're like, all right,

683
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: they want to get a video of me playing the slot.

684
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 3: This is gonna help market.

685
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 2: No, no, this is how I like to pull it,

686
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: because we're going to do a highlight reel from the

687
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 2: trip video me from the back pulling my crank. And

688
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 2: so what they said they were gonna do is they

689
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: were going to turn off one of the slot machines

690
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 2: and just make it go like I won. And so

691
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: we go to the high roller room and we're working

692
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 2: on it, and the guy's like, man, some reason the

693
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: software is not working.

694
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: We're not We're not gonna be able to do it.

695
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 3: Another computer issue.

696
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, all right, let's go back out here.

697
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: Like there were some brand new machines that were like

698
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: curved and you get you and Bay talking about Buffalo.

699
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: So I was like, let's go do the Buffalo.

700
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 3: So these machines are real live machine.

701
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 2: These are real live machines. They're like, all right, we'll

702
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: put some free play on your player card.

703
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 3: Just give us a couple of minutes while you guys

704
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: fix it.

705
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, cool, give me a you know,

706
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: give me some free play on my player card.

707
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: How much they give you one hundred bucks?

708
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 3: Not bad?

709
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: Not bad.

710
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: And I go to this set and I'm like, ah,

711
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: there's people here. They may not want to be on video.

712
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: Let's go on the other side. See the Buffalo machine.

713
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: I stick my player's card in there, and I'm like,

714
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: all right, free play and they're like, ooh, actually it

715
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 2: has a red sticker, and a red sticker means you

716
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: can't use your free play. And I'm like, okay, all right,

717
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: that's cool. Hey, no problem. They're like, we can go

718
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: to these machines over here, you know what I mean,

719
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: Like these are all the green dots. Green is go

720
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: for free plays, yes, just like traffic. And I'm like, okay, cool,

721
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: but man, I really like to look at this machine.

722
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: It looks good on video, like it's bright, it's cool.

723
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll just play my own money.

724
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 3: Since when are you a videoographer. It's a clean look, Dudeamn.

725
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: If you guys are the ones that tell me Buffalo

726
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: it's cool for camera, it's wide and you know, it's

727
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: just bright, brand new and third spins when I hit it, dude,

728
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: that's when I hit the money. That's when I hit

729
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 2: the money. You don't have to play it. Ding d

730
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: ding ding d ding. It goes like as it's going,

731
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: it's going doom doo doo duke, doo doo doo doo

732
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: doo duke, you know that loud bang when and all

733
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: of a sudden, it's like buffalo. And it was only

734
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: a penny slot machine. I never played a penny slot machine.

735
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: And it just starts going.

736
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 4: To jing j jing, and I'm.

737
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: Thinking I won thirty forty bucks and it kept going

738
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: and going and going and going and going, and I'm

739
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: starting to I'm like, oh my god. People are starting

740
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: to gather around. And it kept going and I won

741
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty two thousand pennies. I think that's right,

742
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: one thousand, four hundred and twenty dollars.

743
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 4: Holy hell.

744
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: And it says jackpot Jackbot call Attendant, Call Attendant, Call attendant,

745
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: flashing on the screen, and I am like, I love

746
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: for bears, Caussina coly ah, dude, it was incredible. Everybody's

747
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: gathering around. I am going bananas.

748
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: You want it?

749
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: No, I don't even care. I don't want it. Is

750
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: it good luck right here, you go, oh oh.

751
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it just started.

752
00:30:51,040 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 2: It was crazy, crazy, it was so fun. Then it's like, right,

753
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 2: what are we gonna do the rest of the day.

754
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: So then we did a couple other you know, all

755
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: right here walk over here, we ate and then we're like,

756
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: you know.

757
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: What, okay, So one thosy four hundred. They gave you

758
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,479
Speaker 3: your cash right there.

759
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: L They brought me the W two form. They I

760
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: had to fill all that out, give them my social

761
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: Security number.

762
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: Fourteen hundred, though usually it's back and forth if you

763
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: do the W two.

764
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they brought it to me and then they

765
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: counted out right there, that's actually one hundred. It is

766
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: two hundred, three hundred. I'm four hundred, five hundred, six hundred,

767
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 2: bro seven hundred pretty sure, fourteen hundred twenty dollars.

768
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 3: That's why you can spend a little bit before you

769
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: But he did say call attend.

770
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: They say call attendant. Damn it. There was no there

771
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: was no nothing.

772
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 3: Damn Sometimes basers would be under it. That's what it is.

773
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: It says call attendant when it reaches that amountain. So

774
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: they paid me cash right there, and I looked at everybody.

775
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I keep going her cash out and

776
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: they're all like cash out. I was like, all right,

777
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: cash out.

778
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: Boom, we've seen a lot of bad days.

779
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, don't give it all back. So I

780
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: was like I good, and I looked at everybody. I

781
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 2: was like, guys, I think it's time we go play golf.

782
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: Go put that money back in the igloo. I went

783
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: and put it back in the room. Okay, don't worry.

784
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: And then I see a lady and she's like, oh

785
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: my god, you're that guy that won one hundred and

786
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 2: forty two thousand dollars. If I wasn't, and I might,

787
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I did not win one hundred and forty

788
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars. I won one thousand, four hundred and

789
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: twenty dollars. I did not want you trying to break

790
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: into my room to steal one hundred and forty two

791
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in cash. There is not one hundred and

792
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: forty two thousand dollars in cash in my room. I

793
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: did not win that much money. Cool, cool, thank you.

794
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

795
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 2: A little bit of a misunderstanding there, yes, And I

796
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: was like I don't know how it works, but I

797
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: always am fearful of Like in Vegas, you win a

798
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 2: lot of money and you get robbed.

799
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: So I was not.

800
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: I was trying to put it out there that I

801
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 2: did not win that much money. Then we go to

802
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 2: the golf course. You know, dude, it is beautiful out there.

803
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: It was thirty mile an hour winds though that was

804
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: the only problem.

805
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: It did look windy. A is there mountains out there?

806
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: There's a bad lands. It's like kind of hilly, but

807
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: not really mountains. I wouldn't consider mountains, but uh, they

808
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: were telling me that in the winter there it gets

809
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: the negative forty cool story.

810
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 3: Why would they tell you about depressing time?

811
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: And they were like, dude, oh my god.

812
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes you'll walk outside and your eyes just they they

813
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: go frozen shut cool.

814
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 3: I can't wait to come back.

815
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: And they said, also the snot like sometimes it comes

816
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: out of your nose.

817
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: It'll just freeze to your cheek.

818
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: Fascinating.

819
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: I said, disgusting, And they said, but I moved to Joplin.

820
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: I moved down to you know, out of this. I

821
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 2: couldn't take the humidity. I had to come back. What

822
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: I would take humidity over frozen snot on my cheek

823
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: any day.

824
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: That's what's sad. Those townies. Some of them they never

825
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 3: can leave.

826
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: But they love it, man, they love it. They go

827
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: ice fishing. They were talking about how they go ice

828
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: fishing and they go hunting, and.

829
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like, am I not four? Or am

830
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 3: I not ten? Is a Nashville four?

831
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:49,959
Speaker 1: Okay?

832
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,239
Speaker 3: I see what their scale is messed up?

833
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: But dude, it was. It was.

834
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: The golf course was beautiful and Dave. We go with Dave,

835
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and uh, we're there and

836
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 2: we're like. He's like, oh, you guys want to get

837
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: some drinks. So we get some cocktails, you know what

838
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: I mean. And then we play about four holes and

839
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: then we got to take a piece and we go

840
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: back to the clubhouse and he's like, oh, it means

841
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: we got to take shots, all right.

842
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: So he gets us.

843
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: Kevin and I shots, you know what I mean. He's like,

844
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,959
Speaker 2: I want you boys to have a good time while

845
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: you're here.

846
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: So we do it.

847
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: We get another cocktail, we finish up the round, and

848
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 2: then he's like, oh, before we go, I drop you

849
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 2: back off the casino. You boys better take another shot.

850
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 3: Is this guy an alcoholic?

851
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: No, No, he's not.

852
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 2: He's not doing it with us, He's he's letting us

853
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: love it. And I'm like, thank you, man. And I

854
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: forgot to tell you when we were driving to the

855
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: casino at two in the morning, Dude, on the side

856
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: of the highway, there's a dude jogging.

857
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 3: Eh, there's TRAA athletes training up there must be.

858
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 2: I mean he was running at one in the morning

859
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 2: on the shoulder like like like working out. And I

860
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 2: told that to the casino. People like, go, that's called meth.

861
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: And we did see a girl getting arrested. She was

862
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 2: on her knees, handcuffs already on her want cars. It

863
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: was in the town before Newtown. She was right outside

864
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 2: of a store. I don't know what happened, but uh yeah,

865
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: let's not put her on blast, coach. She's in a

866
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: very dark place.

867
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh we So then we get don't golf.

868
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: We go to a legal prostitution, right, we go back

869
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: to the casino. We're like, all right, we're gonna go,

870
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: We're gonna shower up. And then we got to get

871
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: to the sports book. Gotta put some bets in.

872
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 3: Oh you go, So you guys haven't done any sportsbook betting.

873
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: No, dude, it's only seven o'clock at night now, like

874
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 2: the games are about to start, like baseball is about

875
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 2: to start when we get back.

876
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on Mountain time. It probably started around four.

877
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 2: No, it is on Central time, man, it is yep,

878
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: South Dakota, North Kota Central time.

879
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: Noted, I'll forget it in a minute.

880
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

881
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 2: Never, never forget that rest of your life. So we're like, dude,

882
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: let's do a couple of crazy parlays. I told him, dude,

883
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 2: since I won so much money i'll give We'll do

884
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 2: two ten dollars parlays, just random baseball teams win, we

885
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: split it, let's go.

886
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna do ten teams, well, I

887
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 3: don't even follow it. I'll check the ticket in the morning, Okay, yeah, rude.

888
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 3: And how many teams we did? Seven and six. I'll

889
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 3: tell you how they went right after this. They didn't

890
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: go good. They didn't go good.

891
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 2: Well, you should have called me. Yeah, it just didn't

892
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: go as well as I planned. We missed two on

893
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: the first one and one on the second one.

894
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: That's DC.

895
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: You definitely won eighty percent year bet.

896
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we didn't win.

897
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: We didn't win because there were parlays, and I wanted

898
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 2: to bet Miami and a parlay with Nashville and they

899
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: both wreck shop. But we got back and they didn't

900
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: have live betting and Miami had already started.

901
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: Yep. See what I told you is you got to play, guys.

902
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: Your foundation bet you have to do the morning of.

903
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 3: But maybe if the sportsbook wasn't open, you wouldn't have

904
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 3: been able to do that.

905
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: Right, Well, it was open, but you guys should have

906
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: been doing your foundation bet instead of doing your circle

907
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 2: jerk where they were showing you the whole casino or whatever.

908
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 3: I've seen a casino before. Thanks. Oh cool, that's where

909
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 3: the fore Bear got its name. A bear.

910
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we could have done it. We could have

911
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 2: done it before golf. I should have done the Nashville

912
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 2: and Miami game bet before golf. And then we were

913
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 2: in the sports book watching. We had pizzas, had cocktails,

914
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: and everybody in the sportsbooks super cool, like all the

915
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 2: they were awesome. Kevin spills his drink right off the

916
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 2: bat in the sports book, like all over the floor,

917
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, god, I remember my first time in

918
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: the sports book, like so embarrassing, and they're like, hey, man,

919
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: you need a sippy cup. We need to put you

920
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: on to give you a sippy cup. You know, the

921
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 2: forty dollars bag, and now this kept it. And then

922
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 2: there's a kid like his name was Trailer. He comes

923
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: in from my Not.

924
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: Did he get that nickname from his house? No, I

925
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 3: mean coach. This story just gets more and more depressed

926
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 3: and good God.

927
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: And we are there and he comes in. He's on

928
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 2: one of the machines.

929
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: He's just.

930
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 3: Tell you where the hot one is.

931
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, we betting over there, boys, we

932
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 2: got any winners, We got any winners. He's doing sports

933
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: or slots sports. Okay, this is the late games. I

934
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 2: mean he's only here in time for the late games.

935
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 3: He's probably doing some my not team.

936
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 2: And I'm like, damn, this dude is printing some tickets off.

937
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: And he leaves.

938
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: Him and his buddy leave. They're both at each kiosk

939
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: holding hands. Nope, and they both leave. And then he

940
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: comes in about five minutes later, and he goes, are

941
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 2: you lunchbucks? Are you lunchbox? I think I recognize your voice.

942
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 2: And I went out there and I was like, man,

943
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: there's no way. So then I asked somebody and they

944
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: said it was you. He goes, I'll show you my tickets, dude.

945
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: He had a stack that thick of.

946
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 3: Ticket sounds like a lot of thought went into that.

947
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, is now is this just gut

948
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 2: instinct or research? He goes a little bit of both.

949
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 3: The hell out of here. He probably lost everything.

950
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: He was like, I love the Rangers tonight. He goes,

951
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 2: I love the Mariners tonight. I like the Dodgers tonight.

952
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: Dodgers have been on a winning st Dude, he had it.

953
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: Rangers won two to one, Mariners won like nine to one.

954
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: Dodgers beat the Rockies, I.

955
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 3: Mean Baltimore, they sawdomized.

956
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: He won. I don't know how much he won, but

957
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: he won.

958
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: Hey, you're straight cooking home.

959
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: I was so impressed. I was like, damn, I should

960
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: have listened to him.

961
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: So then we're like, all right, we're done with sportsbook

962
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 3: smart take advice for sports betting. It from a random

963
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 3: casino in mine, not that's rock ball.

964
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: Well, hey, he was the guy working the counter did

965
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: say him and his buddy, those two are one of

966
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: the two top winners.

967
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: They're sports betting.

968
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 3: Or he could be like me in Vegas. Hey, man,

969
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: what's up, dude, you got any guys kiosk? Hey man,

970
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 3: you got any baseball locks?

971
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 4: No?

972
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool man, thanks man.

973
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: Just be a fun weekend.

974
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

975
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: So then we're like, let's go play some blackjack, right,

976
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 2: and we sit down. We're playing some black jack. Oh,

977
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: where are you guys from? And the guy goes looks up.

978
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: He goes, wait a minute, are.

979
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: You lunchbox coach?

980
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: What are you huge there?

981
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 2: And I said yeah, and he goes, dude, we're all

982
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,320
Speaker 2: from Austin.

983
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: And now, my hell are you doing in mind?

984
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: Not what he goes, Yeah, we're all from Beta, dude,

985
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 2: and we all moved up here to work in the

986
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: oil field. Holy hell, dude. No, no, He's like, it's this

987
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: dude's twenty first birthday. This is Malik, It's his twenty

988
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 2: first birthday. And I'm like, holy crap. And the one

989
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: guy in a Cowboys hat, I mean, I don't even

990
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: know his name, but I just started. We start ranking

991
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: on him all night in his Cowboys hat, like just

992
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: making fun of him and Malik's twenty first birthday. We're

993
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: getting them shots, getting the beers, all this having so

994
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: much fun. Then we get Kevin the dealer. Kevin hated

995
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 2: our ass, hated us. These guys are allowed. Oh we're loud,

996
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: and like, oh dude, you should bet that. And he's like,

997
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: you cannot tell them how to bet? Oh really? And

998
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I know him, we're just talking. He goes,

999
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to tell him how to bet.

1000
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 3: Thanks for taking your job seriously. I'll note that on Yelp.

1001
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: I was like, sorry, Kevin. I was like, my bad dude.

1002
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: The dealer.

1003
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was not happy. And then one deal, I mean, is.

1004
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 3: Kevin still rolling with you?

1005
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: Kevin's still with me, sitting right by my side. Man,

1006
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 2: he's sitting right here. He's playing too.

1007
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 3: And there's enough for all you guys at the table.

1008
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1009
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 4: Oh.

1010
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 2: A couple guys were just standing back, you know what

1011
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: I mean. They were just hanging out, celebrating Malak's twenty

1012
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 2: first birthday, getting shots and everything.

1013
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: Rumpy Strike gold Man really do.

1014
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 2: And we're having so much fun laughing, and Malik's like, man, yeah.

1015
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 3: What if he gets traded on Monday.

1016
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: He's like, man, I'm gonna go meet my mom tonight.

1017
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: I was like, you've never met your mom?

1018
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: He was no, no, no, no, no, no, you bother. No,

1019
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: I've met my mom. Dammit, I just meant she's coming

1020
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 2: to town. I'm gonna go meet her and say hello,

1021
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: it's my twenty first birthday. Oh my bad.

1022
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: Molik he was, He was great.

1023
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 2: Then his uncle was like, hey, let's go get shots

1024
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 2: at the bar. Dude, no more shots. I already making

1025
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: my stomach. So we go over to the bar right

1026
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: in the middle. They got a nice like circular bar

1027
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: right in the middle of the gaming floor. I think

1028
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: I saw it, and he's like getting his shots of patrol, Like,

1029
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 2: all right, let's do shots a patrol.

1030
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: Here we go.

1031
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: Boom, let's go. We're hammer jumping like talking, laughing. Some

1032
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 2: guy on the slot machine turning backs.

1033
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: Can you shut the pup?

1034
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: Hey, Santa Claus, keep it down.

1035
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: He goes, can you shut them up?

1036
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm trying to play here, and you guys are over here,

1037
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: damn all loud and shit.

1038
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell your mom she's being loud too.

1039
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 2: I said, you need to hear to play slot machines. Ah, good,

1040
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: go back, Like you're literally sitting right next to the bar.

1041
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 2: You are four feet from the bar, and you're worried

1042
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 2: about it being loud as you hit go go on

1043
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: the slot machine.

1044
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 3: Are you winning over there on the slots. I'm guessing

1045
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 3: you might not.

1046
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: I doubt you're having a good night in the slots.

1047
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: If you're going out.

1048
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: By about being loud, this might not be near your night.

1049
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: That might not be the slot machine for you.

1050
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: Man, Oh well, you might not be fun.

1051
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: So then he's like hey, he's like, Malik's like, I

1052
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: gotta go. Man, my mom's in the lobby. I'm gonna

1053
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 2: go meet her, you know.

1054
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 3: And we're like, all right, cool, this is taking so

1055
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 3: many different turns.

1056
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: And so we're sitting there drinking, you know what I mean,

1057
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: And one of the guys like, I don't know what

1058
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: he means. His mom's in the lobby. I'm looking at

1059
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 2: the cameras at the house and her car's in the driveway.

1060
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: What the kinky?

1061
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: And he's like, Oh, we better go look for it.

1062
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 2: Let's go find Let's go find Malik. So me and

1063
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 2: Kevin go back to the blackjack table and we sit

1064
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: down and there's this guy that's got this little bucket

1065
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: hat sits down. It's all different colors. Name's Cage Man Cage.

1066
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: This time, as I was going on a fellows bucket

1067
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 2: hats in I'd love to get and I was like,

1068
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 2: that's a sweet hat and he's like, thanks, dude, you're

1069
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: making fun of me.

1070
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: Bro.

1071
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: And we sit there and we start playing and Cage

1072
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 2: starts losing, starts losing. He's like, I need a break

1073
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: and he's like, I need to go get to the

1074
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: cage and get some more money. And he's got his

1075
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: stack of chips there right, he leaves them and he's

1076
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: gone for forty five minutes.

1077
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: Dude, we don't see cage you got jack?

1078
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: No, I mean they just sit there like I've never

1079
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: seen people just leave their chips for forty five and

1080
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: I've seen it for five minutes. When they run to

1081
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: the bathroom, he's just gone. Me and camera's like, I

1082
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 2: don't think this dude's coming back. He just let his

1083
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: money whatever.

1084
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: Cool, Hey, you don't get that away with that in

1085
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 3: d R.

1086
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1087
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 2: And then we're sitting there and two of Malik's buddies

1088
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: come back like, dude, Maliku just got arrested.

1089
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: What the hell is killing on.

1090
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 4: That?

1091
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean?

1092
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 2: They said, Oh, I guess he was acting a fool

1093
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: outside disorderly conduct.

1094
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 3: Man Like, yeah, I was a child porn, and we.

1095
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: Tried to tell him, hey, man, we'll just take him home.

1096
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 2: We'll just take him home. They'reright, no, no, he's ours now,

1097
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: and he's ours now.

1098
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: Wait for it.

1099
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 2: In public intox he got rest disorderly conduct. I don't

1100
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: even know what that means. I don't know what disorderly

1101
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: conduct means.

1102
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: Did he hit somebody?

1103
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: No, nothing like that. But they were like, yeah, they

1104
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 2: took him down. I'm like, oh my god, man, I.

1105
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 3: Want to see that body kep.

1106
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 2: I'm like this, and they're like, they're like, so I

1107
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 2: think we go. I think we're out, dude. I think

1108
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 2: this kind of put a spoiler on the night.

1109
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 3: You think your buddy just went to the slammer.

1110
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, boys, yeah, it's nice.

1111
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 2: Meaning you guys nice, mean you guys dat you guys are.

1112
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: Real, man, you guys be good man.

1113
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: Hey you.

1114
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: They're like, oh man, I was like, can you gotta

1115
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: go get him out right now?

1116
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 4: No?

1117
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: Minimum eight hours, he's gotta be in there eight hours. Man.

1118
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 3: They're like, we need bail money. Fourteen hundred.

1119
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: Oh. I haven't seen fourteen hundred dollars in quite some time.

1120
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 2: You guys have fun, though, i'll see you.

1121
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 5: Like.

1122
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, cool, cool, all right, man,

1123
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 2: all right? So they leave, you know what I mean,

1124
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: and we sit there in cage. Finally Cage comes back.

1125
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: He's back.

1126
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: Cage is back in cage.

1127
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: Cage.

1128
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: I kept getting his name wrong because I was drunk.

1129
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: I have no idea. And we got Shane the dealer.

1130
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: Now Shane is awesome, dude. He's freaking flipping those cards fast.

1131
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: He's laughing, he's joking.

1132
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: Havn't.

1133
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: Cage loses. Man goes the ATM, gets a couple of hundred,

1134
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: out comes back. Cage loses that next two hundred. Oh

1135
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 2: my god, Cage, you have you working double shift.

1136
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Go to bed.

1137
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 4: Cage.

1138
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: I see him go to the ATM and he goes

1139
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: to table across the way and I see him get

1140
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 2: up from that table go to the ATM. Dude, and

1141
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, Like, this is not going good.

1142
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: I mean I saw him lose at least five hundred.

1143
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: That's not bad.

1144
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 3: I mean, as long as we stay away from the ks.

1145
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

1146
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: I mean that's just me just sitting there in the

1147
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: you know, two hours that we were there, I mean

1148
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 2: two and a half hours we were there, and then

1149
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: Kevin's like, all right, dude, he lost his hundred and

1150
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm done, but do you have one hundred

1151
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: more for me? I'm all right, here you go, man,

1152
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: let me be your daddy. And I gave one hundred dollars.

1153
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: He loses that, and he's like, all right, let's go.

1154
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: Let's go play the slots. We got our free free play,

1155
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: you know, let's go play the slot that hundred still

1156
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: having used that hundo and he's got he's got a

1157
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: little money on his too, free play. So we go

1158
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: to the very back the last slot machines in the hotel,

1159
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: like the last I mean anyway, I mean they're over

1160
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 2: there in the corner. And we're like, all right, four

1161
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: bears we seen, it'll be good to us. And Kevin

1162
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: picks the slot machines. He picks the left one. He goes,

1163
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 2: you have the right one.

1164
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, let the guy that's been ice cold pick the machine.

1165
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: And I said, all right, let's do it. So we

1166
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: sat down. Guess and I'll tell you what happened right

1167
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: after this.

1168
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 3: So we sit down and there's four machines in front

1169
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 3: of me.

1170
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm seeing double and it's only penny slots and I'm

1171
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: hit boom, twelve dollars, all right, cool Kevin lost lost

1172
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 2: lost lost lost me.

1173
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't know what

1174
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 4: I want. I don't know what I want. I don't

1175
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 4: know what I want.

1176
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 3: Boom.

1177
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: Then next, Hey, guys.

1178
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 4: It's still going, it's still going. It's still going.

1179
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, big winner, big winner.

1180
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 4: Hey oh or winning again? Wow Wow, let's get wild,

1181
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: let's get wild. Keep running.

1182
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 2: It was like it was like some little kid riding

1183
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 2: a fish on the slot machine.

1184
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: I never seen it.

1185
00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 4: Oh, keep going, keep going. Give me a mag a millionaire,

1186
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 4: make me a millionaire. While we're still going. We're still going.

1187
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 4: I don't know how we're going. Keep going.

1188
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: By the way, it's one o'clock in the morning at

1189
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: this point where hammer, yeah, you.

1190
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 2: Guys are going go to bed more bears casino.

1191
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 4: It's still going. It's still going. It's stop, it's stop

1192
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 4: and running up, run it up. Let's make millions. I'm done.

1193
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 4: That's only twa I'm drunk.

1194
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 3: Well is a total amount.

1195
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: I want one hundred and ninety dollars off that machine.

1196
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: That's dope pales in comparison to the fourteen hundred.

1197
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter.

1198
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: That's phenomenal. I was like, this is incredible, so freaking fun.

1199
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: We're drunk, We're in the last slot machines and all

1200
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 2: of four Bears Casino in the very back corner, and Kevin,

1201
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 2: Kevin could have won that if he just picks that machine.

1202
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 2: Because he picked the machine, and he goes, I'll take

1203
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: the left when you take the right one.

1204
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: But with the fourteen hundred and now the ninth one

1205
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety dollars, you've now entered a heater.

1206
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't win any of the black check table.

1207
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 2: I lost three hundred at the black jack table. Yeah,

1208
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: you're still on a heater. I'm still on a heater.

1209
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: I'm still up. I'm still up.

1210
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 3: Am I still on fire?

1211
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 2: And so finally he's like, all right, dude, let's go,

1212
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 2: we gotta go. It's like one thirty in the morning.

1213
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, yeah, you're right. So I go

1214
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: cash in this ticket from the slot machine at the

1215
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 2: window and we're walking by the blackjack table. I'm like, dude,

1216
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: if I do two quick hands of one hundred dollars each,

1217
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 2: this could be a real heater.

1218
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: Youd drunk. Math is so terrible, go to bed exactly.

1219
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: And so I sit down and comes like, dude, you

1220
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 2: have two minutes.

1221
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: Two minutes.

1222
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 3: See that's a good roll dog.

1223
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 2: And then I hear over the speaker if you are

1224
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: hungry and you would like a brought worst, they have

1225
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 2: brought worst stand outside works and I worked at Kevin.

1226
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: I was like, Whizzy. I was like, we need pork missile.

1227
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 2: He goes, dude, I'll be right back, and he comes

1228
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 2: back and I I've played three hands. I've won one

1229
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: or lost two one one, so I got one left.

1230
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, come on, man, come on, here we.

1231
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: Go goes this.

1232
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 2: We gotta go put that laste hundred in because I

1233
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: was trying to get a quick heater and I lost.

1234
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 2: So that two hundred I made on the slot machine

1235
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 2: right there, I gave it right back.

1236
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: What about the hot dogs? Was it a Glizzy did?

1237
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 3: Was it impregnated with cheese?

1238
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: No? No Glizzy?

1239
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: And I had a bag of nacho cheese Doritos, and

1240
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 2: I'm feeling dizzy, and I am like, it is time

1241
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: to go to bed. It is two fifteen in the morning.

1242
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 2: And that was it, and we went boom, get the

1243
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 2: hell out of here. And then we wake up the

1244
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: next morning, it's time to go back to the airport

1245
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: and my not. We drive all the way back to

1246
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 2: my not and it says, all right, you know, you

1247
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: got to turn in the riddle car. And we go

1248
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: to the counter and it says, I'm out moving cars,

1249
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: be back shortly.

1250
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that means you're gonna leave it there. I ain't

1251
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: trying to find her.

1252
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 2: So we sat there and we sat there, and we

1253
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 2: sat there and we sat there, and there's another couple there, maybe.

1254
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 3: A different business model than one employee, just the thought.

1255
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: Don't think you need There was only four incoming flights

1256
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: the whole time we were there at I said three o'clock,

1257
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 2: three o'clock, eight o'clock, and ten o'clock. That's only incoming

1258
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 2: flights for my not on the board.

1259
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 3: And this is summer.

1260
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: This is summer place in the winter, Oh dude. And

1261
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 2: so we're just like, okay, And there's another couple there.

1262
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: They were there before us.

1263
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: It was kinky, and they're like, maybe if.

1264
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: I call this phone number, they'll the person will have

1265
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: a cell phone on him in the parking lot. Let

1266
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: me dial it. What is it?

1267
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: It's one eight hundred, go girl.

1268
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: And so they call and ring, ring, ring, ring, The

1269
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 2: desk phone rings right, and I'm like, you going answer?

1270
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 2: I was like, would you like me to go back

1271
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: here and answer hello? Yeah, it's me, And the other

1272
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: nws like, what are the odds this dude is on

1273
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: the other side of that mirror because there was a

1274
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 2: little room. He goes back there, eating a damn sandwich,

1275
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: just looking at us, and he tries to get back there,

1276
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 2: but it's locked.

1277
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are trying to break in on me.

1278
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy, this guy, he no, not me.

1279
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: He lived down a tree port if you're looking for him.

1280
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: And so we just.

1281
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: Sit there with him and his chick hung his balls. No,

1282
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 2: they didn't seem very hung they were they seemed that

1283
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 2: he was traveling for business, but what was she traveling

1284
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: for pleasure? So then and there was a brand new

1285
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: chicken restaurant that Kevin and I ate at and my

1286
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 2: not right there by the airport.

1287
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called, but it's pretty good.

1288
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 3: It's It's Eddie's Smoking Chicken.

1289
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 2: And we sit there for twenty five minutes, dude, and

1290
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 2: finally I tell I tell Kevin dude. I was like,

1291
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: Kevin goes, I'm gonna hunt this dude down. I gotta

1292
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 2: go find him. Shit, he's going in the parking lot.

1293
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: Kevin goes out to the parking lot. Dude out to

1294
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: the parking lot and we waited about ten minutes. I

1295
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: texted him, I said, how are your hunting skills? And

1296
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 2: he goes, I got his ass. I'm bringing him back

1297
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: in killing. So Kevin comes in with him by the shirt.

1298
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 2: He comes in walking next to this dude. The guy

1299
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 2: walks in like we hadn't been there for thirty minutes,

1300
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: waiting for how's everybody doing today. We're like, well, we've

1301
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 2: been waiting on you man. He's like, yeah, how's out

1302
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: moving cars? What can I do for you? I'm like,

1303
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 2: all right, cool, and we turn in the keys. Cool,

1304
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 2: get out of there, get on the airplane, fly to Minneapolis.

1305
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: We get out of the airport because we got a

1306
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 2: four hour layover, go and eat at Bennie Hannah.

1307
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: Wow, they finally made it back. That's amazing.

1308
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: But we didn't get to do the experience.

1309
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 2: We just got to eat the regular food at a

1310
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 2: regular table because there was no spots at the Hibachi grill.

1311
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: It's always the worst. Yeah, it's the dad that didn't

1312
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: want to splurge.

1313
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: So then I get on the airplane and I'm in

1314
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 2: a seat eighteen f and I walk, walk, walk walk.

1315
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: How's it going?

1316
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: And there's some chick in my seat.

1317
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm lunch box.

1318
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, actually that's She goes, you're in

1319
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 2: this seat and I said yes. She goes, that guy

1320
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 2: told me I had the whole road to myself. And

1321
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, sorry about that. He moved me to that seat.

1322
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, I'll sit on the aisle.

1323
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 3: On the aisle.

1324
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 2: She's gonna sit the aisle. I'm gonna sit the window.

1325
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 3: In the floor.

1326
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: Nope.

1327
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 2: And she starts talking, oh you know, and then here

1328
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 2: comes Kevin. I'm like, oh, you know, you want to

1329
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 2: sit by him. She goes, as long as you don't snore,

1330
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 2: then we're fine. I'm like, I'm good. Sometimes I wake

1331
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 2: up and I said, all I do is I sleep

1332
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: with my mouth open. You know, some flies flying there,

1333
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: some bugs, No big deal. She goes, oh, okay, that's fine,

1334
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: as long as you're not going to sneak it up.

1335
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 3: I'm a little hungover.

1336
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: That's not a funny joke and Kevin comes walking on.

1337
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, sorry, this guy sucks. I'm sorry you

1338
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 2: have to sit by him. I was like, well, you

1339
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 2: can sit by her if you want. I'm trying to

1340
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: play wingman, you know, like hook him up. And she goes, no,

1341
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: he seems great, I'll sit by him. And I'm like okay,

1342
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, you're going to Nashville. Is that

1343
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 2: where you live? Or are you going for work? And

1344
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm going home. And I was like,

1345
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: I was like, what about you. She goes, oh, I'm

1346
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 2: going for work. I gotta work tonight. I said, excuse me, oh,

1347
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: not a lot of jobs at night.

1348
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: I said, well, what do you do? She was like,

1349
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm a stripper.

1350
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, bingo, okay, let's talk about this. And I'm like,

1351
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 2: so like you or she was like, and I was like,

1352
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: so you like have a client tonight?

1353
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: She goes no, I go.

1354
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: I travel around to different clubs. I got a big following.

1355
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 3: And was it kindly.

1356
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 1: What?

1357
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 3: I just named a stripper right now?

1358
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 2: Don't know her, don't know her name, still don't know

1359
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 2: her name, but I got her Instagram. I didn't, but

1360
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: I didn't get her other Instagram. She only gave me

1361
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: one Instagram. The other Instagram she didn't have control over.

1362
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 3: I'd love to see your work.

1363
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: I'll show you her work here in a second. Let

1364
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: me pull it up.

1365
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 3: So is she going to deja vu or she's going

1366
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 3: to private stuff? Well that's what I didn't know when

1367
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 3: I'm a dirty little secret. So then I start asking

1368
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,919
Speaker 3: her a bunch of questions, like how does this work.

1369
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 3: She's like, well, I have a management team and I

1370
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 3: got I got pretty popular during COVID.

1371
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: And I'm like, of course she did.

1372
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, so do you do you make more money

1373
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 2: on only fans are on stripping?

1374
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 3: I've got your account open now.

1375
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: And she said, well, it depends, you know, because only fans.

1376
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 2: I don't have to do too much because people really

1377
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 2: like me and I have some good subscribers. But she

1378
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 2: goes then some night stripping, I make three hundred dollars,

1379
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,280
Speaker 2: but then I can make five thousand. It just depends.

1380
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 1: Is it softcore?

1381
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 2: And she's traveled to Miami, to Vegas, to Nashville to Memphis.

1382
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 2: She's out of LA. She had a mentor that.

1383
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 3: She's done you stuff with a straight face.

1384
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 2: Straight face dude, and she's and she was like, yeah

1385
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: she was. I was like, she was like, but my

1386
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,959
Speaker 2: twin sister, you know. I'm like, you have a twin sister.

1387
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 2: Hold on, Yeah, she's the good like we're both goodie goodie.

1388
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, you're you can't be a goodie

1389
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 2: goodie and be a stripper.

1390
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 3: The devil talk to you.

1391
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 2: I was like, that's not and I was like and

1392
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 2: she was like, it's just tough, you know what I mean,

1393
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 2: Like I went to the chiropractor and oh, she because

1394
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 2: she said that how I got there? She goes, I

1395
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 2: went to the chiropractor. Well, I had to layover and

1396
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 2: I was like, she goes, cause I had to get

1397
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 2: ready for work tonight. I'm like, that's how I got

1398
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 2: to you work tonight and she was like yeah, and

1399
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 2: it felt so much better. I feel so much better.

1400
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna mary chiropractor.

1401
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 3: That would feel good, wasn't.

1402
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like and so we just went over all

1403
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: this stuff and so yeah, clubs invite her out and

1404
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 2: then the and she was like, I'm actually a guest

1405
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 2: of the owner tonight.

1406
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: He's been requesting me.

1407
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, So like do you go home with

1408
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: these guys. And she goes, I don't go home.

1409
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: With them, oh but all classes.

1410
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 2: But I'll meet up with them. So she doesn't leave

1411
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: the club with them, but she'll meet up with them.

1412
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 3: You gotta tray a molly at the entrance.

1413
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,959
Speaker 1: And it just depends on how much.

1414
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 2: And well, how does fourteen hundred dollars?

1415
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 4: I lost it? All right? Do you take cash or what?

1416
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:14,479
Speaker 2: And I'm like okay, like and she was like red light,

1417
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 2: green light, and she was like.

1418
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll get off and I'll have it.

1419
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: I'll go to my Airbnb and they'll have outfits they

1420
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 2: want me to wear picked out Kevin, can you put

1421
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: my suitcas up there? I can't stand up at the moment.

1422
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like rilling.

1423
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, and there's these heels.

1424
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm doing some promotion for tonight, so they're gonna take

1425
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 2: some pictures of me in the heels.

1426
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's good photography. We were taking it

1427
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: at four Bears.

1428
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I'm like, well, what's your Instagram?

1429
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: So here she is if it's gonna work because we

1430
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: have no service in here.

1431
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, mine, you're gonna pull up. It's a family

1432
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: man image, I think, right, I mean just three thousand falls. No,

1433
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 2: that's her only. That's her one that she has control over.

1434
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: Her main one. She didn't give me because she doesn't

1435
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: control it. She was answering all these questions. She was

1436
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 2: just like and I was like, she goes, My I

1437
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: barely eat because my schedule's so weird.

1438
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget to eat.

1439
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: And well we had a park Bezl last night. Yeah,

1440
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, and she was like, yeah, you

1441
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 2: know because my work hours.

1442
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: Like I was like, you probably don't.

1443
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: She goes, I don't go to bed till like nine

1444
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 2: am most mornings, and then I get on a plane

1445
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: and travel to the next club. And I was like, oh,

1446
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: little life. I'm like, does it get pretty? She goes,

1447
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 2: it does get pretty lonely, Banana. I work for the

1448
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 2: Bobby Bones Show. And I told her, I said, hey,

1449
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 2: if you're still in the if you're still in Nashville

1450
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 2: this week, you want to.

1451
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: Come on the pod? Bring it?

1452
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 2: And she was like, I would love to. Oh my god,

1453
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 2: I got so many good stories.

1454
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 3: Wait she's coming on the pod. I don't know, dude,

1455
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 3: my wife will.

1456
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: Shoot me in the head. I need to have an alias,

1457
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm no longer on the podcast. This is now Susan

1458
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: Susan Ramundu and dude, I mean, we talked about a

1459
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 2: lot of things and then finally were the baggage claim

1460
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 2: and she was like, so you guys coming tonight, yes,

1461
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, you never told us what she goes.

1462
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: I'll be at deja vu. That's not private, dude.

1463
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 2: Like it was so weird, but it was fascinating to

1464
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: hear her stories.

1465
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 3: Cavin, I seem to have a third tripod on my bag.

1466
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: Help me out. And that was the end of the trip.

1467
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 3: Man, thank you centniment.

1468
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: I mean we ended it with the stripper. Dude, I mean,

1469
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 2: you're not a phenomenon.

1470
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

1471
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 2: And she said, like, and what she told me, I

1472
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 2: don't know if it's true, but she said, what's cool

1473
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 2: about the VIP clubs in Vegas, like the VIP rooms,

1474
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 2: is that women are allowed to do anything in the

1475
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 2: VIP club. So if there's a woman there, she's allowed

1476
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: to get she's allowed to get naked, she's allowed to

1477
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: do anything, but guys are not allowed to. So if

1478
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 2: it's a husband and wife, the wife can get naked,

1479
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 2: do whatever, and it's all, okay, I'll take you, yes,

1480
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 2: flight attendant. I'll take a cup of ice not to

1481
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: drink for yep, I'm going to put down my pants.

1482
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: Kevin grab her number.

1483
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 2: She goes, you know, and I said, how d my phone?

1484
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 2: I said, how long.

1485
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: Are you going to do this for? She goes, well,

1486
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm only twenty two. I can retire right now if

1487
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to.

1488
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 3: And I've got to go tell jokes on the radio tomorrow.

1489
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: She said, you know, the tough part is like those

1490
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 2: nights when you only make three hundred dollars because you

1491
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 2: got to tip your house mom, you got to tip

1492
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 2: your bartender, you got to tip the DJ, you gotta

1493
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 2: tip security, and you got to tip the person that

1494
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 2: walks you out to your car.

1495
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 3: It is hard out here for a pimp. And she said,

1496
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 3: and you feel me, sister.

1497
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 2: And she said, it is hard to like traveling club

1498
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: to club because all the other girls that work there

1499
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 2: regularly are like mad at you, Like, who do you

1500
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 2: think you are coming to our club stealing our guys money? Territorialized,

1501
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: It's that's what she said. Women are territorial rivals.

1502
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 3: Kevin get her numb. And also, how do you block

1503
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 3: a GPS.

1504
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she said that after Nashville she's supposed to

1505
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: head to Miami.

1506
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: So wow, she's a touring stripper. That was in my not.

1507
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: No, no.

1508
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 2: She was in Minneapolis. She got on the plane in Minneapolis.

1509
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 2: She came from LA that morning. She left LA seven

1510
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 2: am that morning and was and we landed at ten

1511
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 2: thirty getting our bags, and she goes, oh my gosh,

1512
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be on stage at twelve o'clock.

1513
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be cutting it real close.

1514
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 2: Don't worry. Traffic's pretty wide open in Nashville at midnight.

1515
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 2: We're actually going that way. We'd love to swing by

1516
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: and just make sure you're get inside, you know. And

1517
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 2: I sent Kevin to her link to her instagrams, being

1518
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 2: a gentleman, and he goes, tell her I need a ride,

1519
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 2: and then he goes he goes, holy crap, my buddy

1520
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 2: from San Diego follows her. May I just say, the pleasure.

1521
01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 3: Was all mine.

1522
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: It was pretty funny.

1523
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I see things are going well for you.

1524
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 3: She can retire, get the hell out of here, throw

1525
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 3: up in my mouth after those photos twenty two, that's

1526
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 3: the path she chose.

1527
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: Good lord.

1528
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess. If she's making an slat of money,

1529
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 3: more power to her. But she travels to different cities,

1530
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 3: and yeah, I'm trying to she bangs these dudes. It's

1531
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 3: not just I.

1532
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: Shouldn't say that. She didn't say that.

1533
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 3: Oh I've heard stories they go to these mansions after

1534
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 3: the strip club and you're welcomed with drugs, and the

1535
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 3: night ends with drugs, and what happens in between. Nobody

1536
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:45,919
Speaker 3: will ever tell.

1537
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think.

1538
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 3: What brings you to mind? Not we were here on business.

1539
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out the name of the place

1540
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 2: she worked out in La God.

1541
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 3: I will say the fact she's on the deja vu circuit.

1542
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I mean, anybody you're at your

1543
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 3: freaking local apartment complex can be on that circuit.

1544
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I just can't. She named him,

1545
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: but I don't know it was.

1546
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 3: I feel like she was name dropping with the Miami

1547
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 3: thing and the Vegas thing. You don't go from deja

1548
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 3: vu to Vegas. If she's in Miami, she's in freaking Hollywood,

1549
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 3: West Hollywood. I ain't no damn Fountain Blue. But Kevin

1550
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 3: sat next to her the whole word.

1551
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 2: Coach, go home.

1552
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 3: And wash your clothes twice.

1553
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it was like, what in the world this

1554
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: girl was just telling me?

1555
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I bet you had all the questions.

1556
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 2: Well, I was like, man, I want to save these

1557
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 2: for the pod, but I don't know she's really coming

1558
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 2: on the pod.

1559
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 3: No, she's not coming on the pod because it's all

1560
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 3: made up that life is not amorous.

1561
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: It sucks.

1562
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 3: She does it because she has to just three thousand followers.

1563
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: No, no, she has a different page.

1564
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, sore loser's got a different page. We're huge

1565
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 3: in other countries. Come on, coach, you fell for it,

1566
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 3: hook line and sinker. The hell was she doing in Minneapolis.

1567
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 3: That's some blossoming mushrooming.

1568
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: So she was flying from LA to Nashville.

1569
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 3: She's a bonified hooker. Well, I've got to go to

1570
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:32,959
Speaker 3: the bathroom a mile and a high in the air.

1571
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:34,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1572
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know. I don't know

1573
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 2: why you're yelling at me. I didn't do it. I'm

1574
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 2: just telling you what she told me.

1575
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 3: It was great talking to you. But I never text

1576
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 3: her when we talk about the podcast. Never text me

1577
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 3: when I'm from five pm to ten pm, and only

1578
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 3: text about the podcast. Thank you all right, days offul,

1579
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 3: I just woke up from a nap. It was a

1580
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 3: dream nose talking to a hooker.

1581
01:05:58,640 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 4: Wow, she's right.

1582
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: I believe my eyes.

1583
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you. It was crazy. I was just like, wow, okay,

1584
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 2: very interesting.

1585
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 3: So would you mind giving us a ride?

1586
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 2: That was my trip to my not to our car

1587
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 2: to Newtown to the Four Bears casino.

1588
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: Man, it was very entertaining.

1589
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 3: Well, color me turned on. I'll be back.

1590
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: All right, have a great day, Happy Monday.

1591
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 3: Next time I see you, Jasmine. All sit in the aisle.

1592
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 3: I owe you one. Kevin, you get your five bags

1593
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 3: out of here in your golf clubs.

1594
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, alright, I'm tired, man,