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<v Speaker 1>was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the

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<v Speaker 1>old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads

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<v Speaker 1>in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill

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<v Speaker 1>poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break

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<v Speaker 1>free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>starts right now in the air. Everywhar we are malluviating

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<v Speaker 1>your weekend away here inside the Magic audio Box podcast Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>you name it. Thank you for supporting the show. The

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<v Speaker 1>Mallar Militia has beeneerful. You hasn't been great, The audience

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than ever. We thank you for that. You've done

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<v Speaker 1>a great job spreading the gospel and the dogma to

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<v Speaker 1>other people, getting new people to listen to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>educating them on how they can find the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>we thank you. And also, like I get emails every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while, I got one the other day

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to mention this on the podcast from

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<v Speaker 1>someone who took the Mallard advice. I was. I was

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<v Speaker 1>slightly tongue in cheeks, slightly not but I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you've got older parents or grandparents and they

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<v Speaker 1>got a smartphone, just subscribe to the podcast on their phone.

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<v Speaker 1>They won't know and they'll automatically download and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>And so, uh, some people said they did that. A

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<v Speaker 1>few people have over the years, and we I got

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<v Speaker 1>an email from a guy that said he did that.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was that was pretty cool. But we are

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<v Speaker 1>here eight days a week, four hours a night on

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<v Speaker 1>the overnight not enough. And as you know from listening here,

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<v Speaker 1>the spinoff of the radio show available wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast, and for better or worse, West of the

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<v Speaker 1>four oh five coming in a man who will have

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<v Speaker 1>a major medical procedure on his years. We learned that

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday very dramatically. David gag On David gascon excuse me

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm sid about that, but I'd like to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that for someone who doesn't give a crap

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<v Speaker 1>about overpaid athletes millionaires, they can boycott for the next

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<v Speaker 1>year as well. Uh, just don't give a funk about football, please,

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<v Speaker 1>that's uh, that's accord to one of your many listeners

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<v Speaker 1>that's responding to your your shots fired over over last

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<v Speaker 1>couple couple of days with Twitter and the U NHL,

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<v Speaker 1>NBA boycott. Are you quoting now people? Are you shadow

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<v Speaker 1>quoting people in the mall of militia that are speaking here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I just uh, you're you're sitting off certain tweets,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know exactly what's gonna happen. So it just

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<v Speaker 1>turned out, Yeah, it just turns into volt I said

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<v Speaker 1>before hockey shut her down because they had to capitulate.

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<v Speaker 1>But but before I was like, wow, I found athletes

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<v Speaker 1>that actually showed up to work and I was watching hockey,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course, so that was that was a sign

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<v Speaker 1>for the angry mob, the ANTIFA crowd to get very upset,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were. They were annoyed by that, which was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty pretty amusing. You're you're a real piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>And to think I used to like your show, got

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<v Speaker 1>another white tone death, middle aged man. I I do,

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<v Speaker 1>I do appreciate, and I don't. I hope this continues

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<v Speaker 1>because it is a badge of honor um and and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you've been in the radio business, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked to my friends around the country that do this,

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<v Speaker 1>we all laugh at you. Um, I used to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to your show, but you have an opinion I don't like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I cannot listen to it anymore. Or you not.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I haven't open, you might have an opinion

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like, and I just can't listen. I I

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<v Speaker 1>only I am part of this tribe, and I only

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<v Speaker 1>want to listen to people from my tribe. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not want to listen to anyone. I was talking an

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<v Speaker 1>old time guy this week that I worked with years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, it is amazing. He said, in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, Ben, when we started out, we were badly

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<v Speaker 1>walking in the streets because we didn't want segregation. And

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<v Speaker 1>now it seems like people want segregation. It's it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>It is unbelievable. If you have a different opinion, we

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<v Speaker 1>want to segregate away from you. It is uh, it

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<v Speaker 1>is FASCINATY did you back in the day Did you

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<v Speaker 1>work at all with stephen A. Smith? I knew Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>A when he was a writer at the Philadelphia Inquire

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<v Speaker 1>and in his early days on Fox Sports Radio. I

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<v Speaker 1>have some great stephen A. Smith stories. Yes, stephen A

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<v Speaker 1>back in the back in the day, Man he was

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<v Speaker 1>before he became a big rock star at ESPN, because

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<v Speaker 1>he he actually worked at Fox Sports Radio twice. He

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<v Speaker 1>was in Philadelphia the Inquirer and he was starting out

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<v Speaker 1>in radio. They gave my weekend show on Saturday, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe was just Saturda Today your Sunday with John Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen A and John Ireland did a radio show. John

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<v Speaker 1>Islands the voice of the Lakers now and they did

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<v Speaker 1>a show together Fox Sports Radio and John kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, taught him a little bit of radio and

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff. And then next thing I know, he

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<v Speaker 1>like blows up at ESPN and then he got whacked

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<v Speaker 1>from the ESPN stephen A and then came to Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio and was our morning guy, which no one

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<v Speaker 1>seems to remember, but he was the morning guy for

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<v Speaker 1>like a year or two. So yeah, And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I bring that up is because you had mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>with just dialogue and listening, but one of our our

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<v Speaker 1>buddies here, Gavin, was telling me that he listens to

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<v Speaker 1>the Patriot Channel on Serious XM. And you gotta imagine

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<v Speaker 1>just with the name in itself, what you're getting in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of audience and listeners and whatnot. But uh, but

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<v Speaker 1>he says, stephen A actually calls into that show to

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<v Speaker 1>talk and I have dialogue on that show. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's like one of the rare dudes that

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<v Speaker 1>actually he talks, but he listens as much as he speaks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like he actually has a he could walk

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<v Speaker 1>down a two way street. It's not just like his

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<v Speaker 1>vision or one way, it's it's both ways down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I think that's a lost you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>also I found fascinating, like my position on this activism

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<v Speaker 1>is and I have friends of mine that I can't

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<v Speaker 1>watch sports ben I'm not, and they really aren't like

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<v Speaker 1>I I've text people. I remember when the Lakers lost

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<v Speaker 1>to the Blazers in that first game. So I'm going around,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm being a total troll. I'm I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do this on Twitter, but I'm texting my my friends

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<v Speaker 1>who are a Laker apologists busting their balls, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what men do, We bust each other's ball. So

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm getting I had two or three people roll back,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching. I stopped watching. They put the slogans

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<v Speaker 1>on the uniforms of the court. I'm out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to be you know, preached to when I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>my my sports and so I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a buzz kill man, But but I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did appreciate the fact that, um my position on

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<v Speaker 1>that and it's been I'll talk about things related to

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<v Speaker 1>the game and the sport itself, but I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to promote your activism. I'm not gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you a megaphone, you know, because that's not what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>interested and that's not what people that tune into sports

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<v Speaker 1>radio are interested in. And people get upset by that

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not promoting the anarchy and the activism that

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<v Speaker 1>the leagues are in bed with. People getting upset by that.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the logic behind getting upset with that? Oh, you're not,

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're part of the problem, Ben, You're you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to help get this message out, you know, like like

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to just whatever they say, we're supposed to repeat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what's a little saying it's better to be it's better

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<v Speaker 1>to be well done than well said, Like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>how many people out there actually doing ship locally in

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<v Speaker 1>their community to make it a better place. Well, that's right. Politics,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's worried about Donald Trump. But politics is at the

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<v Speaker 1>local level. That's where it actually affects your life. But

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<v Speaker 1>anything you can blame potus for, you're gonna blame potus for.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's just the way. You gotta have a phone. Guy,

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<v Speaker 1>guess you're gonna have a foe. Guy, I guess, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I am you know, in the NFL seasons right around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner for us. But man, I I am, I

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<v Speaker 1>am curious to see what's gonna happen in November. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well listen the the NFL. Wait till they start, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>missing NFL games and all that. Oh man, that'll that'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a big moment. I don't think that's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think you will. I think fifty three man

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<v Speaker 1>roster plus you get your practice players. I mean at

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<v Speaker 1>some point, because there's this stuff every you know, it's scattershot.

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<v Speaker 1>Every once in a while, there's and there's a country

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<v Speaker 1>of three eight million people, there's you know, hundreds of

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of police officers across the country, and there will

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<v Speaker 1>be situations where people flee from the police and end

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<v Speaker 1>up getting shot. Uh, And then the same thing will happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So it'll be recorded on video and then we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet and people will freak out and lose

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<v Speaker 1>their mind and it's not fair and all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll have the same thing happen again. It's guarantee,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way around it. The math on that, guest Gun. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing about the whole the police thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I support the cops and all that, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>really hate the police, isn't the way to avoid the

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<v Speaker 1>police not break the law. Wouldn't that be a way

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid the police interaction? Or is that outraged? That

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<v Speaker 1>an outrageous position, guest Gun, No, it's not outrageous. But

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<v Speaker 1>then someone can make a counterpoint to Okay, well, if

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<v Speaker 1>they do come there are certain standards and protocols that

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<v Speaker 1>they should adhere to you as opposed to go into

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<v Speaker 1>uh to a violent crime and then you feel people

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, you know, it's uh brutality. So that's the kicker, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I know I'm afraid that every time that we

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<v Speaker 1>have an issue with well an officer involved, if if

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<v Speaker 1>it meets black versus white, or white versus black, then

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<v Speaker 1>automatically it's a race issue. Yeah, that's the problem I

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<v Speaker 1>have and you know, like I go back to to

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<v Speaker 1>Jacob Blake a few days ago. You know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden because it was a black suspect

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<v Speaker 1>and a white officer. Now it makes it a raise

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<v Speaker 1>this sue. Yeah, but what if it was the roles

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<v Speaker 1>were reversed and it was white and black, or what

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<v Speaker 1>if it was Hispanic and black or Asian and black. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's obviously an agenda, and that's the agenda.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, these people, many of them were exposed

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<v Speaker 1>when you had that anti semite to Sean Jackson who

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<v Speaker 1>plays for the Philadelphi Egos, anti Semitic football player, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just outrageous things that he was putting on there.

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<v Speaker 1>And all these wokesters that were condemning Drew Brees because

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<v Speaker 1>he said you should stand for the flag, not a

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<v Speaker 1>single word. Uh you know, Lebron, I guess he was

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<v Speaker 1>cuddling with the Chinese Communist leaders over there because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have anything to say on that. And all all

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<v Speaker 1>the jocks saw, the athletes that have all the hot

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<v Speaker 1>takes when it comes to these issues, they suddenly had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to say when it came to an anti semite,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's that doesn't fit the narrative, so they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. That's the worst part about this, I

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<v Speaker 1>think is that is that what we're gonna do, though,

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<v Speaker 1>as as a sports culture and society, is every time

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<v Speaker 1>that there is a a dispute and an officer involved incident,

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<v Speaker 1>is that we're gonna just we're gonna drop everything we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing and and either boycott an event or boycott work

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<v Speaker 1>or make a stand without Well, it was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the athletes. I here's the thing. When I was

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<v Speaker 1>around sports a lot, and the athletes were not political.

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't well, I didn't give a funk about politics

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<v Speaker 1>when I was back when I was in locker rooms

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<v Speaker 1>and all this stuff. I feel like, think like they've

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<v Speaker 1>been I don't know, I don't know hijacks the right word.

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<v Speaker 1>But they being used as ponds, you know what I'm saying, Like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't think these guys really give a

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<v Speaker 1>crap about politics, but they're being influenced by people to

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<v Speaker 1>have strong political opinions. Yeah, I'll see there it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it goes two fold, is that they could

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<v Speaker 1>be used as ponds, but it's also profitable. I have

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<v Speaker 1>some but you know, that's what you're talking about. The

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<v Speaker 1>top line guy like Lebron that's his Colin Corporative. It is,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that Colin Kaepernick? Yeah, I guess he's making I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, is how's he making his money? Are they

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<v Speaker 1>people sending him checks because he, you know, sucked at

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<v Speaker 1>playing football and now he's out of the NFL? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is that the Nike contract? Oh yeah, you get the

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<v Speaker 1>Nike endorsement. That's true. But I'm talking about the rank

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<v Speaker 1>and file, like the ranking file. You my, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>in general, right in life, whether you're an athlete or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Young people don't give a flying you know what about politics. Normally.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something that happens when you get a little older,

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<v Speaker 1>you start caring about Yeah exactly, you start caring about

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<v Speaker 1>politics and that stuff. As you age, the older you get,

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<v Speaker 1>the more you care about politics. And I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that's changed. I don't think that's changed at all. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>all right on this. By the way, Cameo Cameo cameo

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<v Speaker 1>dot com would love, would love to do a video

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<v Speaker 1>for you if you're interested in that. Pick Brigade Deer General,

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<v Speaker 1>the malle Militia or if you're just a super fan,

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<v Speaker 1>what are the heat and silent super fans on? On cameo?

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<v Speaker 1>You can do that. And I've done all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>different things, birthdays, pep talks. I even had a Laker

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<v Speaker 1>historian who dared, who dared me to give my three

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<v Speaker 1>favorite Lakers and my favorite Laker team of all time

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<v Speaker 1>and and all that, and I did it. I did

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<v Speaker 1>it for him on cameo. So if you would like something,

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't talk about your team or your favorite player,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would like a minimala monologue on something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I will do that for you personalized on cameo dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I heard a white lie about

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<v Speaker 1>all this cameo stuff, But is it true that today

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<v Speaker 1>or tomorrow over the weekend, is you're actually going to

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<v Speaker 1>put a certain frozen burnt piece of meat on a

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue and decided to Yeah, I just want to point

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<v Speaker 1>out that my microphone is better than your microphone, which

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<v Speaker 1>is which is great, and so just keep talking because

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<v Speaker 1>it makes me sound better and I like that it does.

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<v Speaker 1>And you you know you ripped me. This is all homemade,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, mom and pop Studio that I'm no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is all paid for by I Heeart Media and

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<v Speaker 1>w E I that no, no, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>this was built all this stuff. I scanned the interweb.

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<v Speaker 1>I went on radio websites to buy. I have my

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<v Speaker 1>mixer here, I have my voice processor. I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>euro rack. I've got all this equipment in here. And

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<v Speaker 1>you also get your You also get your ring light too.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I have a light with your boy. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you. When I did the YouTube videos in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio, they sucked compared to the quality here. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think I might just have to stay here at

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<v Speaker 1>the home. No, no, because the videos are much better here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the company wants quality videos. I will have

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<v Speaker 1>to continue doing this from the Mallard mansion. I have

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<v Speaker 1>something to report on that too, because um, all my

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<v Speaker 1>toys have come via mail and uh, the the operation

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<v Speaker 1>is is looking to be at full capacity in the

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<v Speaker 1>next couple of days, so we get to test dress

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<v Speaker 1>some stuff out. So I think, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how you feel about this, because how do I feel?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel? How do you feel about venturing

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<v Speaker 1>off into the wild, wild world of like twitch and

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube on on a regular basis? Yeah, I'd be be

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<v Speaker 1>open to it. I mean, do you get many listeners

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<v Speaker 1>though on Twitch? I don't know. I think Tony Brunos

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<v Speaker 1>on there is it Tony do a show on Twitch?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should have asked him. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Twitch guy. I don't really know how

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<v Speaker 1>that all operates all that stuff. So I guess we'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out if we do something on on Twitch. And uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is this a money making venture guest gun? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>this just a yes for the amount of money and

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<v Speaker 1>time that was spent er has been spent. Yes? It better?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Here we go. Well, I think you'd

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<v Speaker 1>agree with me that if you're gonna invest some time,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get something out of it. Right. Well, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing Twitch, though, the one I need a new

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<v Speaker 1>background off to go, I have to buy a new

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<v Speaker 1>banner to decorate the studio. Here great that with a

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<v Speaker 1>different banner. How much does that cost? I got a

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<v Speaker 1>green screen h for a D five bucks. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like an eight two in green screen. But it's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like pretty long too. How much was it? And

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<v Speaker 1>so how does this work? I I've used a green

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<v Speaker 1>screen wack. You know, I did a pilot. I should

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this sometime. I did a pilot for Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Sports years ago, television and we I sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>room and it was a green screen. Maybe next week

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<v Speaker 1>we'll tell that. That's a good story. Actually, you just

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<v Speaker 1>brought it up. Why don't you break it up right now? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I don't want to tell the full story.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want I don't want to tell the full

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<v Speaker 1>story right now. I'm not prepared. But but anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>sat by the green So how does this work? If

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<v Speaker 1>you sit behind the green screen and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit in front. You're sit in front the green screen? Yeah, yeah, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny, mane. She's sit in front of the green

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<v Speaker 1>screen and then you click a button. It makes it

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<v Speaker 1>look like you're somewhere else. Is that? Yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>chroma key that's that's put into the software that you utilize,

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<v Speaker 1>and it will either in bed an image that you

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<v Speaker 1>have at stored on your hard drive or something that

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<v Speaker 1>they have in stock. Now does this look good? It does? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>This doesn't look cheeseball? No, no, no, no no, So what

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<v Speaker 1>can we make it look like? Can we make it

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<v Speaker 1>look like I'm in an exotic you know, big city somewhere. Yeah, anything,

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<v Speaker 1>you send me that information, maybe I will invest green screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you send me screenshots at what it looks like too? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually this is I feel like it's a private

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<v Speaker 1>conversation that we're having on the podcast, right people are

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<v Speaker 1>people are interested in this stuff? I think for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, aren't they? I don't know that they are.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. You don't think. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got I got the green screen. In fact, i'll send

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<v Speaker 1>you a picture of it right now, and it looks nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got the green screen probably like two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and I turned the lights out in my room, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's a little bit of sun that came in and

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<v Speaker 1>so I could see some fine holes in it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I had to send it back. I was just like, man, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know if the chroma key is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make it look bad on the on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the image, so it just had a precaution. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to send it on back. But yeah, like that sucker

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<v Speaker 1>was it's nice. It's it's it's like sixty I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's six six ft wide and then seventy eight inches

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<v Speaker 1>or two inches. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that looks like

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<v Speaker 1>it would work work for me. I guess see how

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<v Speaker 1>it looks. So you need special software in your computer

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<v Speaker 1>and all that for this to click in on your camera.

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<v Speaker 1>How's that? I'm looking at a couple of different things.

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<v Speaker 1>Once free a charge, and another one is a a

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<v Speaker 1>paid service. But the paid service is cool because it

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<v Speaker 1>allows you to have graphics. It allows you it actually

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<v Speaker 1>allows you to embed comments. So if we have people

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<v Speaker 1>that are on Twitch or Facebook and they want to interact,

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<v Speaker 1>I can embed their stuff. Um, and then yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>can make it really I can make it really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting. Yeah, that we could have some fun with that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like every week we could be in a different like

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<v Speaker 1>a different location. I was thinking of doing that for

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<v Speaker 1>like Benny versus the Penny. It's like if you had

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<v Speaker 1>a Marquee game game as we go, because I know,

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<v Speaker 1>before you cap the game, you're always talking about the broadcasters,

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<v Speaker 1>the weather, and the stadium. As I want we park

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves in front the dog pound, like the dog food

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<v Speaker 1>at our feet. Yeah, you can have some fun. Every

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<v Speaker 1>week we could be in a different location. Since we

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<v Speaker 1>can't have people vote on where in one week we're in, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just pick we're in your Boygan. You know

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<v Speaker 1>the next week that you're gonna make sure that you

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<v Speaker 1>remove the hats though, because people would tend to get

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<v Speaker 1>triggered by the hats that you wear for some odd reason.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh yeah, as I say yes, John again, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to check the mail. People have been saying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send you a Minnesota golfer set because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that you wear an Iowa hawk. I had

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<v Speaker 1>yet to get the Minnesota Gopher's hat um and I've

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<v Speaker 1>had other people complete I am I'm pretty much open

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, as far as colleges I don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a saddleback guy, so anything else is fair game.

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<v Speaker 1>On that I'm I'm down with it. But uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. You know, if you can, you're bishing because

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<v Speaker 1>I wear Iowa Hawkeye had every one song. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>let's deal with it. But you might need to do

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<v Speaker 1>something for the gray though. You got the gray is wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it is like solid macis. That makes me seem when

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<v Speaker 1>you combine the glasses with the gray and I have

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<v Speaker 1>the gray hair from doing this podcast with you, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's a good look man. People think that guy

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<v Speaker 1>has knowledge and wisdom. You're like gray there, you're like

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<v Speaker 1>a character from Lord of the Rings, Like all you

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<v Speaker 1>need is the staff because you just got the gray beard.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like whiteness. It's like a white like snow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're just jealous because you can't grow a beard.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the pop billy. You don't have the testasterone that

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<v Speaker 1>I have, the very masculine beard, masculinity gascon. Alright, so

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast, now that we have bloviated and wasted

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<v Speaker 1>about half of the podcast, We've got Popeye the Sailor Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got that, we have pop Quiz and study this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get right into it. So we begin this part

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<v Speaker 1>of the podcast. As some of you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>been a maven in the kitchen recently. I have been

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<v Speaker 1>a legend in the Mallard mansion kitchen on the weekends

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<v Speaker 1>and um now we usually go out and stuff we

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<v Speaker 1>can come back and cook dinner or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We have made some very tasty treats in the home kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>I am an expert baker, cookies, monkey bread, uh, you name,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can make that. But recently I've I've crossed

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<v Speaker 1>over to make full meals with the wife and I

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<v Speaker 1>am thinking gascon of starting my own YouTube channel cooking

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<v Speaker 1>with Benny. Wouldn't that be great? Cooking with Benny be

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<v Speaker 1>solid uh and uh or Benny's Buffet or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So last weekend, myself and the wife we cooked Popeye's

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<v Speaker 1>deep fried Spicy chicken sandwichar yes, yes, and guesstcan listen.

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<v Speaker 1>This was perfection. It was a cold nary masterpiece, this

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<v Speaker 1>chicken sandwich. It was so good that the wife went

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<v Speaker 1>on her Instagram page and sent out a photo for

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<v Speaker 1>the masses to appreciate. It was like fine art. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like it was like being at a art museum

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<v Speaker 1>there and just enjoying. It was visually stimulating, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was the greatest sandwich that has ever been made in

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<v Speaker 1>this house, best sandwich I've ever I like, who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a fried chicken sandwich? This thing is amazing, And

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<v Speaker 1>we made it from scratch thanks to we actually copied

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else's cop YouTube video, but we still made it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you pound the chicken out, gasts, gone pound that

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<v Speaker 1>chicken right, You pound that out. You mix in. You

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<v Speaker 1>got the dry and the wet ingredients. It's all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of spices and all that and Cajun pepper and all

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<v Speaker 1>these different things. And yeah, you dip it and you

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<v Speaker 1>put the powder of the dry stuff on. You go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth and you put that thing into the fryar.

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<v Speaker 1>And this would have one and I'm not exaggerating this,

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<v Speaker 1>this rip off Popeye's chicken sandwich would have won a

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<v Speaker 1>like a backwoods cookout contest. Who is that good? It's amazing, amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to make one for you at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to make one for you. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to enjoy this. It's so good that we're making

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<v Speaker 1>it again this weekend. We just made it last weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how good it is. You. Yes, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>forty ounce. Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta disturbing email from from our our fan.

0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot and and he, oh, that guy's back.

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot. I thought he quit the show. Clar

0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>he's just been busy, man, he's been busy. What's he

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:51.160
<v Speaker 1>been busy doing? Picking his nose? What's been doing here?

0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Flying around the world, man, gallivanting around this globe? Man?

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 1>But I thought the airline industry was in the toilet

0:23:57.960 --> 0:24:00.399
<v Speaker 1>because no one's flying because of COVID. This guy is

0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 1>a special pilot. So he's a private pilot. You know,

0:24:04.840 --> 0:24:06.920
<v Speaker 1>he's a special pilot. It's just v I P O,

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you know. So, yeah, but that's a private v I P. Whatever.

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:13.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I fly a seven seventy seven with the

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:17.520
<v Speaker 1>minimal baggage. Never, no, no wonder. He and you get

0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:20.560
<v Speaker 1>along a right, because he's like a one percenter, you're

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:23.240
<v Speaker 1>a one p It sounds like so the one percenters

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>all stand united. Right. He's very concerned for the gift

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:29.240
<v Speaker 1>that I got you, because he said, didn't I agree

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:32.199
<v Speaker 1>that that that that steaks probably burned now it's just

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>burned from No, that steak is fine. Please. I got

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 1>that thing in February for you, and now all of

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 1>a sudden it's like August and uh soon to be September. Listen,

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat the goddamn steak. Okay, I'm gonna eat it.

0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Just calm down. It's bad form. Uh. You know, the

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:53.879
<v Speaker 1>more you complain, the longer the wait for the steak.

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, the more that you complain over there,

0:24:57.640 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I am going to punish West of the four Old five,

0:25:01.320 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna I'm gonna wait. I think you're being

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>lazy about it, not being lazy about it at all.

0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm excited to eat the steak. I'm looking

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.119
<v Speaker 1>forward to the anticipations of the kind of like when

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>you were a single guy. Well, you are single, but

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:15.480
<v Speaker 1>when you're out, you know, dating and the when you're

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 1>meeting meet someone you're interested in hooking up with you,

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:24.199
<v Speaker 1>the anticipation is often more exciting than the actual result. No,

0:25:24.320 --> 0:25:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I usually have I usually pick

0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:30.680
<v Speaker 1>him pretty well. Oh really yeah, well you know what

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I hear, at least when it comes to in the bed.

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 1>What would you want to expand on that, guest, gun, Well,

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean the extracurricular activities is there's there's a good

0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:46.199
<v Speaker 1>payoff in that. So yeah, personality background is questionable, but

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.439
<v Speaker 1>the uh yeah, the love making is a little bit different.

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:52.600
<v Speaker 1>So you you find the ones that aren't necessarily on

0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the Dean's list, but they're a different kind of Dean's list. Yeah, yeah,

0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.199
<v Speaker 1>I got you all right? Five very make sicly I was.

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:02.760
<v Speaker 1>That was my big accomplishment in the kitchen, the Popeye,

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:05.919
<v Speaker 1>the Sailor Manchi. The sandwich was wonderful and I love it.

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:08.320
<v Speaker 1>So I have two questions. One is what kind of

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 1>bread did you use? We've got barrow? What's this starts

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 1>with a B? What is it called? I wanted to

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 1>get Hawaiian bread sandwich bread, but I couldn't find it

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 1>from Kings Hawaiian. Yeah, that's stuff's like crack. Yeah, you know,

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 1>they're kind of crack. They got to the to the

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Kings of wian Uh next to next to me and

0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Torrance other west of the four or five. Yes they

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:37.280
<v Speaker 1>are west though, four or five X. That off my list,

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>So okay, use that kind of bread? What about did

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:43.760
<v Speaker 1>you use any kind of sauce, like any dressing? Well,

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:46.439
<v Speaker 1>we followed the recipe and the restauran the mayo and

0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:48.399
<v Speaker 1>all that or whatever they put on the actual I

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:50.439
<v Speaker 1>guess there's some hot stuff. I didn't really put the

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>hot stuff on there. But but this thing is amazing.

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to have it again. It's so enjoyable.

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:58.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a great thing. Make it from scratch right there

0:26:58.520 --> 0:27:01.040
<v Speaker 1>in the Mallard mansion. Yeah, I mean just it's amazing

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 1>because usually you guys are are gone on the weekends

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>and traveling, and I mean we're still gone and that's

0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 1>part of the the problem. You know, the steak. You want

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.719
<v Speaker 1>to grill the steak during the daytime. We're not at

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:14.880
<v Speaker 1>home during the day. We're out swimming, cavorting around, doing

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:18.919
<v Speaker 1>kind of things all over the place. And you know, sorry,

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 1>sweet is it's you gotta pack a lot in on

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>the week and don't do a lot during the weeks.

0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Don't eat during the week. I don't go out during

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:31.359
<v Speaker 1>the week. And not to be overly dramatic, but that's

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 1>that's it. I pretty much work. That's it. During the week,

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm working, and then on the weekends it's like a mullet.

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:40.640
<v Speaker 1>My life is like a mullet, right, you know, it's

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 1>a business in the front, party in the back on

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.120
<v Speaker 1>business in the front during the week, and then party

0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 1>in the back of the week. Unbelievable. Yeah, it sounds

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.159
<v Speaker 1>like a good excuse where you can't barbecue during the

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>week for some odd reason. Well, I barely have time.

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't eat during that I told you that's why

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>you send me the food poorn with the pizza and

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.400
<v Speaker 1>the burgers and all stuff. I got a better idea

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:05.919
<v Speaker 1>now you're eating schedule, so maybe I'll change it, just

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to to mess with you. I can change all right,

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Let's get to pop quiz. These are fun questions. We

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 1>go through as many of these as we can, and

0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll ask escon You can play along the bits more

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>fun if you play along. Will go through these one

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>by one. So legend has it that an animal acting

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:26.959
<v Speaker 1>all jumpy after eating this now popular item is the

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:32.720
<v Speaker 1>reason that humans discovered it. Say that longer time, all right.

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:36.720
<v Speaker 1>So the legend has it that an animal acting all

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 1>jump at e after eating this now popular item is

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:43.760
<v Speaker 1>the reason that human beings discovered what the item was.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do do

0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>do do do man, I don't know. Coffee beans. Yeah,

0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>animos eating coffee beans and bouncing off the trees, I guess,

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, Hey, what the hell's that coffee pick?

0:29:06.040 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Get some of that action. Cocaine's a powerful drug, man,

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>all right. A new report claims people who have one

0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>of these in their home fall asleep faster than the

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>rest of us. What is it I might have to

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>get this item. I did not have this in the

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>mallar Maine day. I was gonna say a fan um humidifier. No,

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>a fish tank. Okay, because the water, the sound of

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the water down the water. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I had a goldfish when I as a kid. Did

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>did you in the miss when you guys went to Hawaii?

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys sleep? Was your hotel? Like, was the

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>inner city or was it on the coastlines? You could

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:46.000
<v Speaker 1>hear the water at night? Yeah, well it was right

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 1>near the water, but I don't remember hearing the water.

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>It was, Well, it's quiet, there's no city. It's all right,

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, Okay, everything's in the water. Uh. Since the

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>pandemics started, fifty five percent of Americans say they are

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>suffering from this. What is it? Lack of human contact? Uh? No,

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 1>cooking fatigue? Oh what the funk? You stole one of

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:18.840
<v Speaker 1>my fucking stories for tomorrow. Piece of Ship. Well, um,

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>you didn't tell me that this was gonna be one

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 1>of your stories. That's a good one, though. Cooking fatigue,

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of weird, right Yeah, Like, yeah, I don't

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>have cooking fatigue. I like eating at home more. When

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I was younger, I when I was in my early twenties,

0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:37.959
<v Speaker 1>I only wanted to go out and eat. But now like,

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I like eating at home more. It's cheaper too, and

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>it's you make whatever you want. You're not limited by

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:46.040
<v Speaker 1>what's at the menu at a restaurant. You can have

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. No, don't get me wrong. If I

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 1>go to Tito's tacos, I'll take that every day of

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 1>the week. But I geographically it's undesirable, and you know

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't eat there. The whole rules and

0:30:57.800 --> 0:31:01.959
<v Speaker 1>all that stuff. So anyway, all right, nearly of women

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>have fallen asleep with this in their hand. Don't be

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 1>a pervert? Gisgun? Go ahead? Um a uh, I also

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>say adeldo, but I guess I can't say that. We

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 1>just said it. Yeah, but you said don't be a pervert,

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 1>and you begin you couldn't help yourself. You immediately became

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:30.360
<v Speaker 1>a pervert. A brush, no, a tissue? What? Yeah? Why

0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>would that be? That's lamb. Somebody explained that to me.

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Some woman explained to me. Why would you fall asleep

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 1>with a damn tissue? What are you wiping away your

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 1>tears or something like that? Or what I mean, what

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>what's up with that? Yeah? I don't know. Especially gets

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 1>stuck in like your pillow and you've got a dirty

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>tissue rolling around in your face. That's I understand that.

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see your page down page. Men are

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>three times more likely than women to do this at home.

0:31:57.480 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>What is it men of having the kitchen eating? I

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>was just say cooking. No Ah, you give up drinking

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 1>milk out of the carton? Well, all right, so when

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:20.560
<v Speaker 1>was the last time you drank milk? Man? That's probably

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 1>like twelve or something like that. I don't know, It's

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>been a lot of times drank milk. Yeah, I never.

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 1>My family bought in the milk marketing campaign. Milk it

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 1>does a body good and all that good. But now,

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>but but what about just drinking like lets say it's

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 1>not milk. What if it's like juice or something like that,

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>and you just drink, you just go right out of

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the carte. I do that, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah,

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't usually do that. Close to

0:32:49.640 --> 0:32:54.360
<v Speaker 1>of women have kept this a secret from their husband's

0:32:54.640 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 1>What is it their sexual fantasies? Uh? No, a eat

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>car accident that they got an offender bender and they

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell their significant other that they got into a

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 1>litle habooboo, hoping they wouldn't find out interesting. Interesting, All right,

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 1>if you're going to eat this for breakfast. You're most

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 1>likely to do it on a Monday, Monday Monday, a

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:21.680
<v Speaker 1>muffin or a bagel. Bagel. No, now, this is something

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why anyone would want to eat this

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 1>for breakfast. I'm repulsed by even bringing it up. Cottage cheese,

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh why no? People put cotege cheese on their bagels

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>all the time. Let's discuss cottage cheese is nasty. I don't.

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't have it unless to have like chicken and

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.080
<v Speaker 1>rice and some other stuff. I haven't had college cheese

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>in a long time. Thinking of that gets them right

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 1>now and have it on Monday, all right. The last

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>American production model to offer this feature was the Chevy Impala.

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 1>You're the car guy, Come on, car guy. Last American

0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 1>production don't offer this feature, which was a staple in

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>automobiles in America and around the world. Uh, Chevy and

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:14.800
<v Speaker 1>paul Um, I can't say, like an anti locking braking system, Nope?

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 1>The bench seat, oh man, the bench seat Chevy and

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:22.919
<v Speaker 1>Paula the last one. I like the bench seat? Yeah?

0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Those are kid yeah, like synonymous with like the VW bug.

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Why did they get rid of the bench seat? Why

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.320
<v Speaker 1>did they say they don't need the bench? I guess

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 1>economy wise, because then you could flip out those back

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:37.280
<v Speaker 1>seats and and make them flat or do one versus

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.840
<v Speaker 1>like the entire bench. But as far as like the

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:44.919
<v Speaker 1>hooking up thing, if you're you know, teenager or whatever

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>and you're messing around in the car, wouldn't the bench

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 1>seat be better for right? You know what I mean,

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:51.640
<v Speaker 1>like the set up on that. No, my forerunners got

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:58.360
<v Speaker 1>that alright. When it comes to raising their kids, twenty

0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>seven percent of parents have this argument with their kids grandparents.

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Uh? Marriage? No manners? Okay, like the

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:16.080
<v Speaker 1>dinner table or you know, just the day to day activity.

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 1>People complain, all right, that makes sense. I think it's

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:22.600
<v Speaker 1>actually higher than you because different generations. Right, you're you

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>want to raise your kids your way. You don't want

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 1>to raise your kids like your parents and gets volatile

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:31.240
<v Speaker 1>and people act weird. They you know, it's it's anyway,

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>all right? Moving on. Thanks to diet trends, production of

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 1>this food item more than doubled the past five years. Yes,

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 1>this is something you I think I believe you eat

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:49.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot of I think you eat a lot. I

0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know, really know. You diet your

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:52.799
<v Speaker 1>west of the four oh five, but you west of

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the four or five? People eat a lot of this?

0:35:54.600 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it jackfruit? No? Jack fruit? Like? Uh,

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>let's see here, I want to take another guess or

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>you want to give up there? And um, I don't know, Yeah,

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:16.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All right, that would be almonds. All right,

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:21.760
<v Speaker 1>eat a handful of almonds? No? No, I like almonds?

0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Do I do? All right? Percent of people, this is

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>actually incent of people. Never change this about their routine.

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:35.760
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Uh? It kind of involves our profession

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 1>actually driving a work like the route that takes to work. No,

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 1>never change the radio station they listened to. That of

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>the audience is a captive audience that they will only

0:36:54.200 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 1>listen to that radio station. Come hell or high water?

0:36:57.000 --> 0:37:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Does your does your car have bluetooth? Yes? So when

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.600
<v Speaker 1>you drive, now, do you just do you listen to

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>the radio or do you listen to Oh? I I

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 1>listened on the apps, the audio apps. Yeah, I'm I

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:13.040
<v Speaker 1>listen to everything on YouTube. Now I put the I

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>put my cell phone like in the center console or

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 1>like right where my sped dominter and the domino are,

0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 1>and I just put on a couple of YouTube videos. Yeah. No,

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I'll use like I the I Heart app, tune in,

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.319
<v Speaker 1>you know some of those apps like that, and I'll

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 1>go through and find audio content that I am looking

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 1>for when I'm driving. But it's yeah, I don't. I

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 1>don't actually listen. The only time I'll listen to the

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 1>radios and I'm out of phone range and I can't

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.880
<v Speaker 1>get any reception, then I'll turn on the radio, because

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 1>what do we have here? We have five seventy, we

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.040
<v Speaker 1>have seven ten listen to the the two sports stations, and

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>then six forty, which is kf I. We don't forget

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:52.959
<v Speaker 1>the Angels station. Oh was it five thirty? No, he's

0:37:53.000 --> 0:38:00.279
<v Speaker 1>like eight something seventy eight thirty. I think, yeah, this

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 1>is fascinating, fascinating conversations. You really helped the podcast. I

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine where we'd be without your g Yeah, alright.

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:14.040
<v Speaker 1>A new survey asked people to name the most important

0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:17.440
<v Speaker 1>things you need to have in common in a relationship.

0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Future plans and long term goals came into number one.

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:22.799
<v Speaker 1>What was just let's pull out number seven. What do

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 1>you think number seven was on this list? Political affiliation Nope, work,

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>ethic work all right? Now, do you have your laundry that?

0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I used to like this when I was dating and

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 1>women would have a list that you had, you know,

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:40.920
<v Speaker 1>the perfect guy, and you had to check all these boxes.

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like a shopping list. I always that never understood

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>why you would do that. But anyway, Uh, yeah, work

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>ethic is a big one. You don't want to be

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 1>with a lazy slob, right, You don't want to be

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>with someone who's not who's not gonna carry their share

0:38:55.960 --> 0:38:58.319
<v Speaker 1>and do their thing, right. Yeah. I think I've only

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>dated one woman that was lazy. Everyone else had kick

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:07.280
<v Speaker 1>ass work ethics. Yeah, like strong work ethics, like yeah,

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:13.959
<v Speaker 1>all the time, interdependent. Yeah, I've been lucky. How about

0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 1>you know I haven't You know, I have been married

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 1>for a while. But yeah, I dated some people who

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 1>were pretty lazy, did you. Yeah, well beggars can't be choosers.

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>But what was number one? Then? What was number one

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 1>on the list? So I said it was it was plans?

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 1>It was number two? No, no, that was number one.

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I picked number seven. A future plans and long term

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 1>goals came in, and you have to have good long

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 1>term you gotta have a long game guess not a

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:47.480
<v Speaker 1>short game? Long game? Did did the missis? Can make

0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>any if you can make anything up about your long

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 1>term goal, right you and you can make anything. It

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.319
<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean you're actually gonna get there. Yeah, but if

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 1>you put it out into the ether, like that's a

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.399
<v Speaker 1>little bit different. Like did you have a five year

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.160
<v Speaker 1>plan with the misses? Or did she give you a

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>five year plan? Oh, I can't get married or else? Second?

0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Either that or like we need to take a trip somewhere,

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 1>we need to have kids, or we need to buy

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:12.439
<v Speaker 1>a house or anything of that nature. Was there any

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she wanted to get Like I knew she

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>wanted to get married, but I don't. I don't know.

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't really respond well to ultimatums, you know, I

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:24.520
<v Speaker 1>don't really respond well to those. Generally makes me run

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:27.320
<v Speaker 1>the other way when I when I have that all right, Uh,

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.880
<v Speaker 1>if you're going to do this at work, the most

0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:36.359
<v Speaker 1>likely time is Wednesday at three pm. That's for these types.

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Well what is it? Uh? Look for a new job?

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:47.319
<v Speaker 1>No shop online job? Yeah, well that's what you're doing.

0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I know that, all right? Last last one on I

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 1>don't know, just last one on pop quiz all right, say,

0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 1>new survey found that roughly one in four men would

0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 1>rather do this is then go on a date. What

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 1>is it? Um, stay home and play video games? Close

0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:13.560
<v Speaker 1>they we spend time with your dog. The dog? Yeah,

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like love the dog. All right, a few more here,

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:19.200
<v Speaker 1>we got to study survey this. We'll do a few

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 1>of these because we're time is of the essence. Here

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:25.320
<v Speaker 1>is yet again we have bloviated the time away. All right. So,

0:41:25.320 --> 0:41:30.160
<v Speaker 1>according to a recent survey, almost half of Americans say

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 1>they've worn the same pair of underwear for two days

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>or longer. Guesscan are you this person? No? I barely

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 1>wear boxer briefs, good commando. Yeah, I mean with with

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 1>nice jeans always and with workout gear never like I

0:41:55.680 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 1>always were, Um, either leggings or the shorts that have

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 1>like the compression lining underneath them. Oh is that right? Yeah?

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, what the fuck? Two days? Well it gets

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 1>even better. Of people that responded to this survey said

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:15.880
<v Speaker 1>they had worn the same pair of underwhere for more

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:20.480
<v Speaker 1>than a week, but that men or two and a

0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:22.800
<v Speaker 1>half times more likely to have done that than women.

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Thank god. Uh but yeah, it's I'm thinking back to

0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>my bachelor days. No, really, I might have pulled it off.

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I might have back with my gall bladder. I had

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.560
<v Speaker 1>my gall bladder back in the old days. Never either

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>type of guy that would shower and use the same

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 1>towel over. Yeah, I still do that. Yeah, that's when

0:42:44.640 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>you should do because I'm worried about the environment, guestcot,

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't want the world to come to an end

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:50.360
<v Speaker 1>ten years from now. What if you get a rash

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.160
<v Speaker 1>from using the same towel. No, I've never gotten right,

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:58.400
<v Speaker 1>have used the towel until it becomes crusty and starts smelling,

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 1>and then you get it washed and and you're good.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I would like, I guess in theory, you're supposed

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:08.239
<v Speaker 1>to wash it once a week, right, once a week

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:11.280
<v Speaker 1>you wash it and all that stuff. But hey, whatever,

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 1>it's all it's all good. Okay, Well you west to

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 1>the four or five. Some of us don't have endless

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.880
<v Speaker 1>towels to use. I just you know, wash the towel

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.919
<v Speaker 1>and ryet all right. According to a survey commissioned by

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a a company called Tushy, the average American will spend

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 1>approximately how much on toilet paper over the course of

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 1>their lifetime. Oh man, uh, some more than others. I'm

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 1>probably more of the more of that. Um man, that's

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 1>a really good question. How much is our I'm gonna

0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 1>say Costco and a Costa, like about twenty bucks for

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 1>a big thing of toilet paper. If you get to

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:01.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe twenty five five I think is the price for

0:44:01.480 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>like a big thing. I'm gonna say in a lifetime

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 1>fifteen grand. Close. You went over, though, so you do

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:13.719
<v Speaker 1>not win the showcase showdown. I'm sorry. Eleven thousand one

0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 1>dollars you say it's enough. If you didn't use toilet

0:44:16.520 --> 0:44:18.759
<v Speaker 1>paper and just use leaves, you'd have enough to buy

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 1>a Rolex watch. Oh man, So stop wiping your ass

0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 1>and go buy a Rolex, Go to your local park,

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.759
<v Speaker 1>ship all over the toilet, and then go save up

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:30.160
<v Speaker 1>for that new Rolex. Alright. Scientists have discovered, they claim

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 1>a prehistoric terror crocodile they're calling it. They claimed this

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.400
<v Speaker 1>thing grew to be thirty three feet and had teeth

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:43.280
<v Speaker 1>that were banana sized, like each tooth was the size

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>of a banana, and they had that to eat dinosaurs. Yeah,

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:53.320
<v Speaker 1>would you want to go back Gascon through a parallel

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:57.719
<v Speaker 1>dimension through a warm hole in the Twilight Zone and

0:44:57.880 --> 0:44:59.839
<v Speaker 1>just observed, if you knew you would make it back,

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:03.320
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't be damaged and just see what the world

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:07.839
<v Speaker 1>was like in the dinosaurs. Yes, man, I love Jurassic Park.

0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Jurassic Park was a great movie. Every kid loves dinosaurs, right,

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you love dinosaurs back in mine is that you have

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the police and firemen and things like that in military

0:45:17.640 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>when you were a kid. Maybe now you hate them.

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but all those yeah. I I the

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 1>fact that because the Discovery Channel you can see only

0:45:26.600 --> 0:45:30.600
<v Speaker 1>so much of wildlife and how they got predators in prey.

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 1>But now that is just on a grander scale with

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 1>the with the amount of dinosaurs that we had that

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>we're obviously the aerial, the ground and and in the water.

0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.359
<v Speaker 1>I would have loved to be available to go back

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 1>and during the time and see the dinosaurs roam the

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 1>world before their extinction. All right, So we have some

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:53.760
<v Speaker 1>some of these that we'll use. These two the animal

0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 1>type study stories. All right, why do birds sing early

0:45:58.080 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in the morning? All right? I don't wait wake up

0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>to the sounds of birds singing. Well, according to a

0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:06.840
<v Speaker 1>new study gascon, the reason that birds sing early in

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 1>the morning is because they are warming up for their

0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:14.880
<v Speaker 1>grand performance. A right sounds about right? Yeah. The you know,

0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:18.360
<v Speaker 1>the researchers from Duke Universities say that male birds spend

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:23.760
<v Speaker 1>their mornings practicing. They're singing to refine their vocal cords.

0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Why would they do that because they have a much

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 1>more important performance later on. Uh. The male birds use

0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 1>the song to attract potential lovers and also to award

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:44.640
<v Speaker 1>off rivals. That's good, that's strong. Do you women? Man?

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Even in the damn bird community, you got to impress

0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the ladies, of course, I mean even every damn species

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:53.720
<v Speaker 1>of women, you got to impress at least in that species.

0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.440
<v Speaker 1>In that species, they're not asking what kind of car

0:46:56.480 --> 0:47:00.080
<v Speaker 1>you drive? A kind of job you have? Yeah, and

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>how much money do you have? A four oh one? K?

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Are you a trust one? Baby? Uh? Yeah? What's your

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:07.880
<v Speaker 1>what's your father and mother do for a living? Uh? Yeah, okay, yeah,

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:11.560
<v Speaker 1>that's awesome all right. Now. We've often heard that the

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>fastest animal is the cheetah. Yeah, the cheetah is the fastest,

0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:24.760
<v Speaker 1>and well, hold on hold your horses there, because, according

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:29.320
<v Speaker 1>to a new study that recently came out here, the

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:32.840
<v Speaker 1>sling shot spotty. You ever heard of the sling shot spider.

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:35.400
<v Speaker 1>You have not, well, we might have to change Tyreek

0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Hill's name to sling shot spider. The sling shot spider

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 1>can launch itself a hundred times faster than a cheetah down.

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 1>It creates spring coils in its web, and experts say

0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 1>the design they they're looking at this to improve robots.

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:56.240
<v Speaker 1>But they have they created this like spring like web

0:47:56.360 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 1>and are able to um to hit speeds of four thousand,

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 1>three hundred feet a second squared. That speaking of robots,

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 1>did you hear our guy Elon Musk is gonna be

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:15.279
<v Speaker 1>test driving his uh neural link application and in the

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:18.719
<v Speaker 1>coming days. I did not Where is he going to

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:20.760
<v Speaker 1>be doing that? I don't know. They didn't say where

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.560
<v Speaker 1>exactly in this country or somewhere else. It's got to

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:26.359
<v Speaker 1>be here, but I'm curious to who that he's gonna

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:28.520
<v Speaker 1>be utilizing that on or how it's going to be

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:32.200
<v Speaker 1>tested out. Speaking of which, since we've been now, what

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:34.520
<v Speaker 1>is the liability waiver that one has to sign to

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>sign up for that? For those who don't know, by

0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>the way, Gascon for the uneducated, you want to explain

0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:42.920
<v Speaker 1>that what is the neural link. It's basically a micro

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:47.879
<v Speaker 1>trip for your brain. It's like a supercomputer. And he's

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of people around him. It's not just him.

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:52.360
<v Speaker 1>They they think they can figure out how to rewire

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>the brain. Right if you've got um like was it

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:59.920
<v Speaker 1>cerebral palsy, it was a whole list of Alzheimer's dementia

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:02.760
<v Speaker 1>as all these horrible things, and again they can reset

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>the brain. How amazing would I Elon Musk would be

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>like Einstein and all that if he has a role

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:17.360
<v Speaker 1>in the right, Yes, absolutely change human How terrible is

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 1>you know? We have a colleague whose mom is going

0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 1>through through the dimension and all that, and I I

0:49:23.440 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 1>have a relative through marriage that is dealing with that also, Yeah,

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 1>my grandparents. Yeah, if you could reset that, oh man,

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:36.439
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing there's nothing worse than seeing someone hammered by

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:40.800
<v Speaker 1>dementia Alzheimer's. Like my grandfather passed away in his early eighties.

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.320
<v Speaker 1>And when he passed the last time, my my grandmother

0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't want me to see him when he was sick.

0:49:46.480 --> 0:49:47.960
<v Speaker 1>So the last time I saw him was when I

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:50.880
<v Speaker 1>was a teenager, and he was in great shape. He

0:49:50.960 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 1>was tall, he was a golfer, he played hockey back

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 1>in the day he was in the military. Uh there

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 1>was a police officer. But when I saw him on

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:03.520
<v Speaker 1>his deathbed, he was than perfect physical condition. Just the

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:07.240
<v Speaker 1>mind was gone. And it's fucking depressing because we've talked

0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 1>about that. Like there's you know, my mom, who I

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<v Speaker 1>just celebrated this week, I really celebrated, but it was

0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the seventh anniversary of her passing UM and I always,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that's the day you always kind of look

0:50:19.040 --> 0:50:21.399
<v Speaker 1>at you like, oh crap, you know, this is when

0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the world ended for me. This is my my COVID,

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 1>this was my you know, my end of my But anyway,

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 1>so I flashed back to that and my mom's mind

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 1>right up until the end, she was so sharp, but

0:50:34.640 --> 0:50:39.879
<v Speaker 1>her body failed her. And it was the opposite right here,

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>as you said, they got your a relative. His body

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>was fine, but it was mine and my mom's mind,

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:48.080
<v Speaker 1>and it was I mean, I don't even what is

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:52.960
<v Speaker 1>worse is it? I don't know. You can debate it,

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, is it is it worse to have your

0:50:54.719 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>mind go or is it worse to have your mind there?

0:50:56.640 --> 0:51:00.840
<v Speaker 1>But no realize while you're trapped in your body that

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:04.520
<v Speaker 1>your body's dying and falling apart. And there's nothing you

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:06.919
<v Speaker 1>can fucking do about it. Yeah, I don't know, man,

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:09.480
<v Speaker 1>A part of me says, I would rather have my

0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 1>mind gone if I can have my physical capabilities. But

0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:16.719
<v Speaker 1>the thing is, too is I don't want to look.

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's unfortunate. But you know, when we're out

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:22.719
<v Speaker 1>and about here is you see people that are are

0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:26.480
<v Speaker 1>homeless and people that are suffering from mental illness. I

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:29.319
<v Speaker 1>mean they're just walking aloof and it's sucking to themselves.

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, but on the flip side of that, there's

0:51:31.640 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 1>nothing more that I would hate than to become dependent

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 1>on someone to take care of me, like, hey, I

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:38.719
<v Speaker 1>need you to shower me. I need you to white me,

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 1>like bathe me, like the whole feed me would be

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking awful. Well, another one is I had he passed

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:47.160
<v Speaker 1>away a few years ago, but we had a relative

0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 1>again through marriage that had lou Garrick's oh man, And

0:51:51.320 --> 0:51:53.560
<v Speaker 1>again that's that's that's the same thing. I mean, your

0:51:53.600 --> 0:51:57.440
<v Speaker 1>mind is still yeah there, but you can't communicate, you

0:51:57.480 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 1>can't stand up, you're in a wheelchair. And you know,

0:52:01.080 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I when I go from my walks, my pilgrimage around

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:07.840
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood, I walked by a rehab like it's not

0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 1>even really a rehab, it's more of like a hospice

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:12.880
<v Speaker 1>type thing. And there's guys every once in a while

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 1>that will be out to try to get some sunlight,

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and they'll be they appear to have the the lou

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:20.759
<v Speaker 1>garrickxon but then you know, they can roll around for

0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:23.640
<v Speaker 1>a little bit before it all goes away. And I

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I always trying to, like, you know, kind of you know,

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 1>wave at them or you know, you know, shout at something.

0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I know they can't respond, but I think their mind

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:33.360
<v Speaker 1>is still sharp enough, you know what I mean, Like

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I try to let them know, hey, you know, I'm

0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, I'm here. I acknowledge your presence, you know,

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing, because that must just be fucking brutal.

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>You got that You're in a fucking hospice um hospital

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 1>thing and it's just that because you can see like

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 1>it's one of those things where you can see the

0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:55.880
<v Speaker 1>hour glass just drain away and there ain't ship you

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:58.880
<v Speaker 1>can do about it. Yeah, very much. Well, this this

0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:02.239
<v Speaker 1>is taking a turn to the dark side here, very mccob.

0:53:02.360 --> 0:53:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Way to finish a podcast by you, My god, I

0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:09.799
<v Speaker 1>was doing dopey animals. Well, here's actually on one final one,

0:53:10.160 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 1>can't in it on negative notes. It's just like when

0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:14.799
<v Speaker 1>I play basketball, I'm moneyball mallard. You gotta make your

0:53:14.840 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 1>last shot. Anybody who plays basketball knows when you go

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:19.439
<v Speaker 1>out to the court to shoot the basketball, you've got

0:53:19.440 --> 0:53:22.200
<v Speaker 1>to make your last shot. Yeah, every time you take

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:26.880
<v Speaker 1>your shot, you just say Luca bam who that is?

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:30.360
<v Speaker 1>At least he didn't vote to quit like the Clippers

0:53:30.520 --> 0:53:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and the Lakers losers. All right, Uh, Smiling more often,

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:40.680
<v Speaker 1>even faking it, according to a study, tricks your brain

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:45.400
<v Speaker 1>into feeling happy. So fake it till you make it, gascun,

0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 1>that's the key. Yeah. In fact, we mentioned this yesterday

0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 1>about the visit to the neurologist. That's one of the

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:55.040
<v Speaker 1>things that they make you do on your physical diet

0:53:55.120 --> 0:53:59.440
<v Speaker 1>or your physical examination is you have to smile and

0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:04.879
<v Speaker 1>smile multiple times, seeing brain function and seeing the way

0:54:04.920 --> 0:54:08.319
<v Speaker 1>that your your face is formed and things like that. Yeah,

0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:11.560
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty it's pretty good what they say, like because

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:14.520
<v Speaker 1>you if you smile and if you say positive things

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 1>to start the day, that typically allows you to have

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:22.880
<v Speaker 1>a more productive and positive day. Or as conversely, if

0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 1>you go the other way around and there's nothing right

0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:28.319
<v Speaker 1>or you're thinking negative, then it's hard to elevate your day.

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.399
<v Speaker 1>What if you wake up and start screaming profanity because

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get enough sleep because I had to record

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:37.840
<v Speaker 1>a podcast with Gascon and I did an overnight show

0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and I got about three hours of sleep. But if

0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:43.759
<v Speaker 1>you start out your day like that, listen, asshole, yesterday

0:54:43.880 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 1>or on Wednesday, you texted me and it was like

0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock in the morning. Eight o'clock in the morning,

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 1>and you're texted me with fucking stories. It's like you

0:54:52.000 --> 0:54:55.239
<v Speaker 1>should have been asleep or finished working out and then

0:54:55.400 --> 0:54:59.680
<v Speaker 1>crashing it's eight o'clock. It's not normal. Well, way to

0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:04.279
<v Speaker 1>have compassion, guests gun for my situation here my predicament

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:08.279
<v Speaker 1>typical elitist west of the four oh five crab. Yet again, no,

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 1>and see you know what, And I'm glad that you

0:55:10.640 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 1>reminded me of that because one of the one of

0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:19.440
<v Speaker 1>the rate the recommendations that I did get from for

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:23.839
<v Speaker 1>my neurologists was that I needed to take Sarah some melotonin,

0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:30.279
<v Speaker 1>serotonin melotonin, and he he talked about them. He talked

0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:33.880
<v Speaker 1>about the sleep patterns that we have and how you

0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:38.240
<v Speaker 1>know obviously we you know morning and daytime and night times.

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>But uh, you know he talked about how are I

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>think it's called like the circadian rhythm. Yeah. Yeah, that's

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:47.560
<v Speaker 1>the biggest thing. You gotta get that the deep sleep. Yeah,

0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:50.399
<v Speaker 1>but the circadian rhythm an hour and a half every

0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:52.200
<v Speaker 1>hour and a half or something like that, right, you

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:56.400
<v Speaker 1>your sleep cycle. Yeah, but see with the melotonin, it

0:55:56.440 --> 0:56:01.760
<v Speaker 1>gets generated in your body naturally when night occurs, and

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:05.640
<v Speaker 1>it stops during the daytime. So like for you, that's

0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:09.880
<v Speaker 1>pretty rough, given the fact that your sleep schedules absolutely brutal.

0:56:10.040 --> 0:56:14.000
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, but here's the problem, all right, And next

0:56:14.040 --> 0:56:15.560
<v Speaker 1>time you go to the doctor asking for me because

0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:20.839
<v Speaker 1>I won't go to melatonin doesn't work for him. My wife, though,

0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 1>she's able to take a melatonin and it's like you,

0:56:23.400 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 1>she's been drugged sleep for like twelve hours. I take him.

0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I can. I can eat and pop melotonin like Jim

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:36.040
<v Speaker 1>ersay in his car with pharmaceuticals and if nothing happens,

0:56:36.080 --> 0:56:38.400
<v Speaker 1>like and I'll get the stuff at Costco, which I

0:56:38.440 --> 0:56:41.960
<v Speaker 1>like that that melotonin, it's like it dissolves into your

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 1>mouth and nothing. It's just like eating candy because nothing happens.

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:48.200
<v Speaker 1>It's very frustrating. I wish melotonin work, but I gotta

0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:50.720
<v Speaker 1>use the hard stuff. I gotta go to the hard stuff.

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I gotta use a sleepaide. Get some brand sleepaide. What's

0:56:56.080 --> 0:57:00.920
<v Speaker 1>great stuff? Don't what me? You? You gotta learn you

0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 1>when you should watch Shakespeare's Macbeth. The milk of human kindness.

0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:07.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what you need in your life, guesscount clearly that's

0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:12.919
<v Speaker 1>what you need. You read, you like Lebron James read

0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 1>you walk around as you use books as props, like

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:23.080
<v Speaker 1>at least be more creative, right, like go halfway through

0:57:23.080 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the book. I know. The greatest thing about Lebron, though

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:30.720
<v Speaker 1>God love him, is he got caught doing the same

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:33.240
<v Speaker 1>thing a couple of years ago when Cleveland was playing

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:35.120
<v Speaker 1>in the NBA Finals and he had said that he

0:57:35.240 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 1>watched was it Godfather? Yes? Yeah, he said he had

0:57:39.320 --> 0:57:43.200
<v Speaker 1>watched The Godfather like seven times. So somebody, this is

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 1>the hardest question Lebron has. Everybody asked. Somebody asked, Lebron, Hey, Lebron,

0:57:47.760 --> 0:57:52.840
<v Speaker 1>can you what's your favorite scene in the Godfather. Not

0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people would say the horse said right,

0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:57.360
<v Speaker 1>like you know that? Or you know there's a there's

0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 1>endless possibilities there, but Lebron couldn't think of one. He

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.439
<v Speaker 1>watched the movie seven times and you're like, I can't

0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:06.320
<v Speaker 1>think of one. And the same thing happened this last

0:58:06.360 --> 0:58:09.920
<v Speaker 1>week when somebody asked him about the book and he

0:58:09.960 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 1>couldn't answer, uh he la, and he said, I just

0:58:15.000 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 1>started reading it. Man, it's pretty good. All right, listen,

0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:21.720
<v Speaker 1>we're done, We're out of here, exit stage right. We

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0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:34.440
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