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Speaker 1: your weekend away here inside the Magic audio Box podcast Radio,

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Speaker 1: you name it. Thank you for supporting the show. The

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Speaker 1: that I'm sid about that, but I'd like to let

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Speaker 1: year as well. Uh, just don't give a funk about football, please,

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Speaker 1: that's uh, that's accord to one of your many listeners

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Speaker 1: that's responding to your your shots fired over over last

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Speaker 1: NBA boycott. Are you quoting now people? Are you shadow

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Speaker 1: quoting people in the mall of militia that are speaking here?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I just uh, you're you're sitting off certain tweets,

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Speaker 1: and they were. They were annoyed by that, which was

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty amusing. You're you're a real piece of ship.

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Speaker 1: And to think I used to like your show, got

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Speaker 1: another white tone death, middle aged man. I I do,

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Speaker 1: What's the logic behind getting upset with that? Oh, you're not,

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Speaker 1: You're you're part of the problem, Ben, You're you're supposed

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Speaker 1: And that's just the way. You gotta have a phone. Guy,

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00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: was the greatest sandwich that has ever been made in

424
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: this house, best sandwich I've ever I like, who doesn't

425
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 1: like a fried chicken sandwich? This thing is amazing, And

426
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,719
Speaker 1: we made it from scratch thanks to we actually copied

427
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 1: somebody else's cop YouTube video, but we still made it.

428
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: And you pound the chicken out, gasts, gone pound that

429
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 1: chicken right, You pound that out. You mix in. You

430
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: got the dry and the wet ingredients. It's all kinds

431
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 1: of spices and all that and Cajun pepper and all

432
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,439
Speaker 1: these different things. And yeah, you dip it and you

433
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 1: put the powder of the dry stuff on. You go

434
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: back and forth and you put that thing into the fryar.

435
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: And this would have one and I'm not exaggerating this,

436
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: this rip off Popeye's chicken sandwich would have won a

437
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 1: like a backwoods cookout contest. Who is that good? It's amazing, amazing.

438
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to make one for you at some point,

439
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to make one for you. You're gonna

440
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: have to enjoy this. It's so good that we're making

441
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: it again this weekend. We just made it last weekend.

442
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: That's how good it is. You. Yes, you have a

443
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: forty ounce. Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

444
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta disturbing email from from our our fan.

445
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot and and he, oh, that guy's back.

446
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot. I thought he quit the show. Clar

447
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: he's just been busy, man, he's been busy. What's he

448
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: been busy doing? Picking his nose? What's been doing here?

449
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 1: Flying around the world, man, gallivanting around this globe? Man?

450
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 1: But I thought the airline industry was in the toilet

451
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: because no one's flying because of COVID. This guy is

452
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: a special pilot. So he's a private pilot. You know,

453
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: he's a special pilot. It's just v I P O,

454
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: you know. So, yeah, but that's a private v I P. Whatever.

455
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: I mean, I fly a seven seventy seven with the

456
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: minimal baggage. Never, no, no wonder. He and you get

457
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: along a right, because he's like a one percenter, you're

458
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: a one p It sounds like so the one percenters

459
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: all stand united. Right. He's very concerned for the gift

460
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: that I got you, because he said, didn't I agree

461
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 1: that that that that steaks probably burned now it's just

462
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: burned from No, that steak is fine. Please. I got

463
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: that thing in February for you, and now all of

464
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: a sudden it's like August and uh soon to be September. Listen,

465
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the goddamn steak. Okay, I'm gonna eat it.

466
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: Just calm down. It's bad form. Uh. You know, the

467
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: more you complain, the longer the wait for the steak.

468
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the more that you complain over there,

469
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: I am going to punish West of the four Old five,

470
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna wait. I think you're being

471
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: lazy about it, not being lazy about it at all.

472
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: I think I'm excited to eat the steak. I'm looking

473
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: forward to the anticipations of the kind of like when

474
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: you were a single guy. Well, you are single, but

475
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: when you're out, you know, dating and the when you're

476
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: meeting meet someone you're interested in hooking up with you,

477
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: the anticipation is often more exciting than the actual result. No,

478
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I usually have I usually pick

479
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: him pretty well. Oh really yeah, well you know what

480
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: I hear, at least when it comes to in the bed.

481
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: What would you want to expand on that, guest, gun, Well,

482
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: I mean the extracurricular activities is there's there's a good

483
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 1: payoff in that. So yeah, personality background is questionable, but

484
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 1: the uh yeah, the love making is a little bit different.

485
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: So you you find the ones that aren't necessarily on

486
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: the Dean's list, but they're a different kind of Dean's list. Yeah, yeah,

487
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 1: I got you all right? Five very make sicly I was.

488
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: That was my big accomplishment in the kitchen, the Popeye,

489
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: the Sailor Manchi. The sandwich was wonderful and I love it.

490
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: So I have two questions. One is what kind of

491
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: bread did you use? We've got barrow? What's this starts

492
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: with a B? What is it called? I wanted to

493
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: get Hawaiian bread sandwich bread, but I couldn't find it

494
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: from Kings Hawaiian. Yeah, that's stuff's like crack. Yeah, you know,

495
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: they're kind of crack. They got to the to the

496
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: Kings of wian Uh next to next to me and

497
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: Torrance other west of the four or five. Yes they

498
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: are west though, four or five X. That off my list,

499
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: So okay, use that kind of bread? What about did

500
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: you use any kind of sauce, like any dressing? Well,

501
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: we followed the recipe and the restauran the mayo and

502
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: all that or whatever they put on the actual I

503
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,439
Speaker 1: guess there's some hot stuff. I didn't really put the

504
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: hot stuff on there. But but this thing is amazing.

505
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to have it again. It's so enjoyable.

506
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: It's a great thing. Make it from scratch right there

507
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: in the Mallard mansion. Yeah, I mean just it's amazing

508
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: because usually you guys are are gone on the weekends

509
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: and traveling, and I mean we're still gone and that's

510
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: part of the the problem. You know, the steak. You want

511
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 1: to grill the steak during the daytime. We're not at

512
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: home during the day. We're out swimming, cavorting around, doing

513
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: kind of things all over the place. And you know, sorry,

514
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: sweet is it's you gotta pack a lot in on

515
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: the week and don't do a lot during the weeks.

516
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: Don't eat during the week. I don't go out during

517
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: the week. And not to be overly dramatic, but that's

518
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: that's it. I pretty much work. That's it. During the week,

519
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm working, and then on the weekends it's like a mullet.

520
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 1: My life is like a mullet, right, you know, it's

521
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: a business in the front, party in the back on

522
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: business in the front during the week, and then party

523
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: in the back of the week. Unbelievable. Yeah, it sounds

524
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: like a good excuse where you can't barbecue during the

525
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: week for some odd reason. Well, I barely have time.

526
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't eat during that I told you that's why

527
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: you send me the food poorn with the pizza and

528
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: the burgers and all stuff. I got a better idea

529
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: now you're eating schedule, so maybe I'll change it, just

530
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: to to mess with you. I can change all right,

531
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: Let's get to pop quiz. These are fun questions. We

532
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: go through as many of these as we can, and

533
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: I'll ask escon You can play along the bits more

534
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: fun if you play along. Will go through these one

535
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: by one. So legend has it that an animal acting

536
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: all jumpy after eating this now popular item is the

537
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: reason that humans discovered it. Say that longer time, all right.

538
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: So the legend has it that an animal acting all

539
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: jump at e after eating this now popular item is

540
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: the reason that human beings discovered what the item was.

541
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: Do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do do

542
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: do do do man, I don't know. Coffee beans. Yeah,

543
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: animos eating coffee beans and bouncing off the trees, I guess,

544
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, Hey, what the hell's that coffee pick?

545
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: Get some of that action. Cocaine's a powerful drug, man,

546
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: all right. A new report claims people who have one

547
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: of these in their home fall asleep faster than the

548
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: rest of us. What is it I might have to

549
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: get this item. I did not have this in the

550
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: mallar Maine day. I was gonna say a fan um humidifier. No,

551
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: a fish tank. Okay, because the water, the sound of

552
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: the water down the water. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,

553
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: I had a goldfish when I as a kid. Did

554
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: did you in the miss when you guys went to Hawaii?

555
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: Did you guys sleep? Was your hotel? Like, was the

556
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: inner city or was it on the coastlines? You could

557
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: hear the water at night? Yeah, well it was right

558
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: near the water, but I don't remember hearing the water.

559
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: It was, Well, it's quiet, there's no city. It's all right,

560
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, everything's in the water. Uh. Since the

561
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: pandemics started, fifty five percent of Americans say they are

562
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: suffering from this. What is it? Lack of human contact? Uh? No,

563
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: cooking fatigue? Oh what the funk? You stole one of

564
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: my fucking stories for tomorrow. Piece of Ship. Well, um,

565
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: you didn't tell me that this was gonna be one

566
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: of your stories. That's a good one, though. Cooking fatigue,

567
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: that's kind of weird, right Yeah, Like, yeah, I don't

568
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: have cooking fatigue. I like eating at home more. When

569
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: I was younger, I when I was in my early twenties,

570
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 1: I only wanted to go out and eat. But now like,

571
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: I like eating at home more. It's cheaper too, and

572
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: it's you make whatever you want. You're not limited by

573
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: what's at the menu at a restaurant. You can have

574
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want. No, don't get me wrong. If I

575
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: go to Tito's tacos, I'll take that every day of

576
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: the week. But I geographically it's undesirable, and you know

577
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't eat there. The whole rules and

578
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 1: all that stuff. So anyway, all right, nearly of women

579
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: have fallen asleep with this in their hand. Don't be

580
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: a pervert? Gisgun? Go ahead? Um a uh, I also

581
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: say adeldo, but I guess I can't say that. We

582
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: just said it. Yeah, but you said don't be a pervert,

583
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: and you begin you couldn't help yourself. You immediately became

584
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: a pervert. A brush, no, a tissue? What? Yeah? Why

585
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: would that be? That's lamb. Somebody explained that to me.

586
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: Some woman explained to me. Why would you fall asleep

587
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: with a damn tissue? What are you wiping away your

588
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: tears or something like that? Or what I mean, what

589
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: what's up with that? Yeah? I don't know. Especially gets

590
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: stuck in like your pillow and you've got a dirty

591
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: tissue rolling around in your face. That's I understand that.

592
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: All right, let's see your page down page. Men are

593
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: three times more likely than women to do this at home.

594
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: What is it men of having the kitchen eating? I

595
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: was just say cooking. No Ah, you give up drinking

596
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: milk out of the carton? Well, all right, so when

597
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: was the last time you drank milk? Man? That's probably

598
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: like twelve or something like that. I don't know, It's

599
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: been a lot of times drank milk. Yeah, I never.

600
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: My family bought in the milk marketing campaign. Milk it

601
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: does a body good and all that good. But now,

602
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: but but what about just drinking like lets say it's

603
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: not milk. What if it's like juice or something like that,

604
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: and you just drink, you just go right out of

605
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: the carte. I do that, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah,

606
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't usually do that. Close to

607
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: of women have kept this a secret from their husband's

608
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: What is it their sexual fantasies? Uh? No, a eat

609
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: car accident that they got an offender bender and they

610
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: didn't tell their significant other that they got into a

611
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: litle habooboo, hoping they wouldn't find out interesting. Interesting, All right,

612
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: if you're going to eat this for breakfast. You're most

613
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: likely to do it on a Monday, Monday Monday, a

614
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: muffin or a bagel. Bagel. No, now, this is something

615
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why anyone would want to eat this

616
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: for breakfast. I'm repulsed by even bringing it up. Cottage cheese,

617
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh why no? People put cotege cheese on their bagels

618
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: all the time. Let's discuss cottage cheese is nasty. I don't.

619
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: I don't have it unless to have like chicken and

620
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: rice and some other stuff. I haven't had college cheese

621
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: in a long time. Thinking of that gets them right

622
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: now and have it on Monday, all right. The last

623
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: American production model to offer this feature was the Chevy Impala.

624
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: You're the car guy, Come on, car guy. Last American

625
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: production don't offer this feature, which was a staple in

626
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: automobiles in America and around the world. Uh, Chevy and

627
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: paul Um, I can't say, like an anti locking braking system, Nope?

628
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: The bench seat, oh man, the bench seat Chevy and

629
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: Paula the last one. I like the bench seat? Yeah?

630
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Those are kid yeah, like synonymous with like the VW bug.

631
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Speaker 1: Why did they get rid of the bench seat? Why

632
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Speaker 1: did they say they don't need the bench? I guess

633
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: economy wise, because then you could flip out those back

634
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Speaker 1: seats and and make them flat or do one versus

635
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Speaker 1: like the entire bench. But as far as like the

636
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: hooking up thing, if you're you know, teenager or whatever

637
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: and you're messing around in the car, wouldn't the bench

638
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: seat be better for right? You know what I mean,

639
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: like the set up on that. No, my forerunners got

640
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: that alright. When it comes to raising their kids, twenty

641
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: seven percent of parents have this argument with their kids grandparents.

642
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? Marriage? No manners? Okay, like the

643
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: dinner table or you know, just the day to day activity.

644
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: People complain, all right, that makes sense. I think it's

645
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: actually higher than you because different generations. Right, you're you

646
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: want to raise your kids your way. You don't want

647
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: to raise your kids like your parents and gets volatile

648
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: and people act weird. They you know, it's it's anyway,

649
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: all right? Moving on. Thanks to diet trends, production of

650
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: this food item more than doubled the past five years. Yes,

651
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: this is something you I think I believe you eat

652
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Speaker 1: a lot of I think you eat a lot. I

653
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, really know. You diet your

654
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Speaker 1: west of the four oh five, but you west of

655
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Speaker 1: the four or five? People eat a lot of this?

656
00:35:54,600 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it jackfruit? No? Jack fruit? Like? Uh,

657
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: let's see here, I want to take another guess or

658
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: you want to give up there? And um, I don't know, Yeah,

659
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, that would be almonds. All right,

660
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 1: eat a handful of almonds? No? No, I like almonds?

661
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: Do I do? All right? Percent of people, this is

662
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Speaker 1: actually incent of people. Never change this about their routine.

663
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? It kind of involves our profession

664
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Speaker 1: actually driving a work like the route that takes to work. No,

665
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: never change the radio station they listened to. That of

666
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Speaker 1: the audience is a captive audience that they will only

667
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Speaker 1: listen to that radio station. Come hell or high water?

668
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: Does your does your car have bluetooth? Yes? So when

669
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: you drive, now, do you just do you listen to

670
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: the radio or do you listen to Oh? I I

671
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: listened on the apps, the audio apps. Yeah, I'm I

672
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: listen to everything on YouTube. Now I put the I

673
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: put my cell phone like in the center console or

674
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Speaker 1: like right where my sped dominter and the domino are,

675
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: and I just put on a couple of YouTube videos. Yeah. No,

676
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: I'll use like I the I Heart app, tune in,

677
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: you know some of those apps like that, and I'll

678
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: go through and find audio content that I am looking

679
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: for when I'm driving. But it's yeah, I don't. I

680
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: don't actually listen. The only time I'll listen to the

681
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: radios and I'm out of phone range and I can't

682
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: get any reception, then I'll turn on the radio, because

683
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: what do we have here? We have five seventy, we

684
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: have seven ten listen to the the two sports stations, and

685
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: then six forty, which is kf I. We don't forget

686
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Speaker 1: the Angels station. Oh was it five thirty? No, he's

687
00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: like eight something seventy eight thirty. I think, yeah, this

688
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: is fascinating, fascinating conversations. You really helped the podcast. I

689
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: can't imagine where we'd be without your g Yeah, alright.

690
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: A new survey asked people to name the most important

691
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Speaker 1: things you need to have in common in a relationship.

692
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: Future plans and long term goals came into number one.

693
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: What was just let's pull out number seven. What do

694
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Speaker 1: you think number seven was on this list? Political affiliation Nope, work,

695
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: ethic work all right? Now, do you have your laundry that?

696
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: I used to like this when I was dating and

697
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: women would have a list that you had, you know,

698
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: the perfect guy, and you had to check all these boxes.

699
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: It's like a shopping list. I always that never understood

700
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Speaker 1: why you would do that. But anyway, Uh, yeah, work

701
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: ethic is a big one. You don't want to be

702
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: with a lazy slob, right, You don't want to be

703
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: with someone who's not who's not gonna carry their share

704
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: and do their thing, right. Yeah. I think I've only

705
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: dated one woman that was lazy. Everyone else had kick

706
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: ass work ethics. Yeah, like strong work ethics, like yeah,

707
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:13,959
Speaker 1: all the time, interdependent. Yeah, I've been lucky. How about

708
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: you know I haven't You know, I have been married

709
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: for a while. But yeah, I dated some people who

710
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: were pretty lazy, did you. Yeah, well beggars can't be choosers.

711
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: But what was number one? Then? What was number one

712
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: on the list? So I said it was it was plans?

713
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Speaker 1: It was number two? No, no, that was number one.

714
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: I picked number seven. A future plans and long term

715
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: goals came in, and you have to have good long

716
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: term you gotta have a long game guess not a

717
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: short game? Long game? Did did the missis? Can make

718
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: any if you can make anything up about your long

719
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: term goal, right you and you can make anything. It

720
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're actually gonna get there. Yeah, but if

721
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: you put it out into the ether, like that's a

722
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: little bit different. Like did you have a five year

723
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Speaker 1: plan with the misses? Or did she give you a

724
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: five year plan? Oh, I can't get married or else? Second?

725
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: Either that or like we need to take a trip somewhere,

726
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: we need to have kids, or we need to buy

727
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 1: a house or anything of that nature. Was there any

728
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Speaker 1: I mean, she wanted to get Like I knew she

729
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: wanted to get married, but I don't. I don't know.

730
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Speaker 1: I don't really respond well to ultimatums, you know, I

731
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: don't really respond well to those. Generally makes me run

732
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Speaker 1: the other way when I when I have that all right, Uh,

733
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Speaker 1: if you're going to do this at work, the most

734
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: likely time is Wednesday at three pm. That's for these types.

735
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: Well what is it? Uh? Look for a new job?

736
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Speaker 1: No shop online job? Yeah, well that's what you're doing.

737
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: I know that, all right? Last last one on I

738
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Speaker 1: don't know, just last one on pop quiz all right, say,

739
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: new survey found that roughly one in four men would

740
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: rather do this is then go on a date. What

741
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: is it? Um, stay home and play video games? Close

742
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: they we spend time with your dog. The dog? Yeah,

743
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: like love the dog. All right, a few more here,

744
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: we got to study survey this. We'll do a few

745
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: of these because we're time is of the essence. Here

746
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: is yet again we have bloviated the time away. All right. So,

747
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: according to a recent survey, almost half of Americans say

748
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: they've worn the same pair of underwear for two days

749
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: or longer. Guesscan are you this person? No? I barely

750
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: wear boxer briefs, good commando. Yeah, I mean with with

751
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: nice jeans always and with workout gear never like I

752
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: always were, Um, either leggings or the shorts that have

753
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: like the compression lining underneath them. Oh is that right? Yeah?

754
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, what the fuck? Two days? Well it gets

755
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: even better. Of people that responded to this survey said

756
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: they had worn the same pair of underwhere for more

757
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: than a week, but that men or two and a

758
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: half times more likely to have done that than women.

759
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: Thank god. Uh but yeah, it's I'm thinking back to

760
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: my bachelor days. No, really, I might have pulled it off.

761
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: I might have back with my gall bladder. I had

762
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: my gall bladder back in the old days. Never either

763
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: type of guy that would shower and use the same

764
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: towel over. Yeah, I still do that. Yeah, that's when

765
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: you should do because I'm worried about the environment, guestcot,

766
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: I don't want the world to come to an end

767
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: ten years from now. What if you get a rash

768
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: from using the same towel. No, I've never gotten right,

769
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: have used the towel until it becomes crusty and starts smelling,

770
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: and then you get it washed and and you're good.

771
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes I would like, I guess in theory, you're supposed

772
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: to wash it once a week, right, once a week

773
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: you wash it and all that stuff. But hey, whatever,

774
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: it's all it's all good. Okay, Well you west to

775
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: the four or five. Some of us don't have endless

776
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: towels to use. I just you know, wash the towel

777
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: and ryet all right. According to a survey commissioned by

778
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: a a company called Tushy, the average American will spend

779
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: approximately how much on toilet paper over the course of

780
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: their lifetime. Oh man, uh, some more than others. I'm

781
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: probably more of the more of that. Um man, that's

782
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: a really good question. How much is our I'm gonna

783
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: say Costco and a Costa, like about twenty bucks for

784
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: a big thing of toilet paper. If you get to

785
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: maybe twenty five five I think is the price for

786
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: like a big thing. I'm gonna say in a lifetime

787
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: fifteen grand. Close. You went over, though, so you do

788
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: not win the showcase showdown. I'm sorry. Eleven thousand one

789
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: dollars you say it's enough. If you didn't use toilet

790
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: paper and just use leaves, you'd have enough to buy

791
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: a Rolex watch. Oh man, So stop wiping your ass

792
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: and go buy a Rolex, Go to your local park,

793
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: ship all over the toilet, and then go save up

794
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: for that new Rolex. Alright. Scientists have discovered, they claim

795
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: a prehistoric terror crocodile they're calling it. They claimed this

796
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: thing grew to be thirty three feet and had teeth

797
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: that were banana sized, like each tooth was the size

798
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: of a banana, and they had that to eat dinosaurs. Yeah,

799
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: would you want to go back Gascon through a parallel

800
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: dimension through a warm hole in the Twilight Zone and

801
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: just observed, if you knew you would make it back,

802
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be damaged and just see what the world

803
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: was like in the dinosaurs. Yes, man, I love Jurassic Park.

804
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park was a great movie. Every kid loves dinosaurs, right,

805
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: you love dinosaurs back in mine is that you have

806
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: the police and firemen and things like that in military

807
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: when you were a kid. Maybe now you hate them.

808
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, but all those yeah. I I the

809
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: fact that because the Discovery Channel you can see only

810
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: so much of wildlife and how they got predators in prey.

811
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: But now that is just on a grander scale with

812
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: the with the amount of dinosaurs that we had that

813
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: we're obviously the aerial, the ground and and in the water.

814
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: I would have loved to be available to go back

815
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: and during the time and see the dinosaurs roam the

816
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: world before their extinction. All right, So we have some

817
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 1: some of these that we'll use. These two the animal

818
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: type study stories. All right, why do birds sing early

819
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: in the morning? All right? I don't wait wake up

820
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: to the sounds of birds singing. Well, according to a

821
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: new study gascon, the reason that birds sing early in

822
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: the morning is because they are warming up for their

823
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: grand performance. A right sounds about right? Yeah. The you know,

824
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: the researchers from Duke Universities say that male birds spend

825
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 1: their mornings practicing. They're singing to refine their vocal cords.

826
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Speaker 1: Why would they do that because they have a much

827
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: more important performance later on. Uh. The male birds use

828
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: the song to attract potential lovers and also to award

829
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: off rivals. That's good, that's strong. Do you women? Man?

830
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: Even in the damn bird community, you got to impress

831
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Speaker 1: the ladies, of course, I mean even every damn species

832
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: of women, you got to impress at least in that species.

833
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: In that species, they're not asking what kind of car

834
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Speaker 1: you drive? A kind of job you have? Yeah, and

835
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: how much money do you have? A four oh one? K?

836
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: Are you a trust one? Baby? Uh? Yeah? What's your

837
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: what's your father and mother do for a living? Uh? Yeah, okay, yeah,

838
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: that's awesome all right. Now. We've often heard that the

839
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Speaker 1: fastest animal is the cheetah. Yeah, the cheetah is the fastest,

840
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Speaker 1: and well, hold on hold your horses there, because, according

841
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Speaker 1: to a new study that recently came out here, the

842
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: sling shot spotty. You ever heard of the sling shot spider.

843
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: You have not, well, we might have to change Tyreek

844
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: Hill's name to sling shot spider. The sling shot spider

845
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Speaker 1: can launch itself a hundred times faster than a cheetah down.

846
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: It creates spring coils in its web, and experts say

847
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: the design they they're looking at this to improve robots.

848
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 1: But they have they created this like spring like web

849
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: and are able to um to hit speeds of four thousand,

850
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: three hundred feet a second squared. That speaking of robots,

851
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: did you hear our guy Elon Musk is gonna be

852
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: test driving his uh neural link application and in the

853
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: coming days. I did not Where is he going to

854
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: be doing that? I don't know. They didn't say where

855
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: exactly in this country or somewhere else. It's got to

856
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 1: be here, but I'm curious to who that he's gonna

857
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: be utilizing that on or how it's going to be

858
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: tested out. Speaking of which, since we've been now, what

859
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: is the liability waiver that one has to sign to

860
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: sign up for that? For those who don't know, by

861
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: the way, Gascon for the uneducated, you want to explain

862
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: that what is the neural link. It's basically a micro

863
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 1: trip for your brain. It's like a supercomputer. And he's

864
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: got a bunch of people around him. It's not just him.

865
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: They they think they can figure out how to rewire

866
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: the brain. Right if you've got um like was it

867
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: cerebral palsy, it was a whole list of Alzheimer's dementia

868
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: as all these horrible things, and again they can reset

869
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: the brain. How amazing would I Elon Musk would be

870
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: like Einstein and all that if he has a role

871
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: in the right, Yes, absolutely change human How terrible is

872
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: you know? We have a colleague whose mom is going

873
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: through through the dimension and all that, and I I

874
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: have a relative through marriage that is dealing with that also, Yeah,

875
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: my grandparents. Yeah, if you could reset that, oh man,

876
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 1: there's nothing there's nothing worse than seeing someone hammered by

877
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: dementia Alzheimer's. Like my grandfather passed away in his early eighties.

878
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: And when he passed the last time, my my grandmother

879
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: didn't want me to see him when he was sick.

880
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: So the last time I saw him was when I

881
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: was a teenager, and he was in great shape. He

882
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: was tall, he was a golfer, he played hockey back

883
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: in the day he was in the military. Uh there

884
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: was a police officer. But when I saw him on

885
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: his deathbed, he was than perfect physical condition. Just the

886
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 1: mind was gone. And it's fucking depressing because we've talked

887
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: about that. Like there's you know, my mom, who I

888
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: just celebrated this week, I really celebrated, but it was

889
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: the seventh anniversary of her passing UM and I always,

890
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: you know, that's the day you always kind of look

891
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: at you like, oh crap, you know, this is when

892
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: the world ended for me. This is my my COVID,

893
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: this was my you know, my end of my But anyway,

894
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: so I flashed back to that and my mom's mind

895
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: right up until the end, she was so sharp, but

896
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: her body failed her. And it was the opposite right here,

897
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: as you said, they got your a relative. His body

898
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: was fine, but it was mine and my mom's mind,

899
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: and it was I mean, I don't even what is

900
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: worse is it? I don't know. You can debate it,

901
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: you know, is it is it worse to have your

902
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: mind go or is it worse to have your mind there?

903
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: But no realize while you're trapped in your body that

904
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: your body's dying and falling apart. And there's nothing you

905
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 1: can fucking do about it. Yeah, I don't know, man,

906
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: A part of me says, I would rather have my

907
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: mind gone if I can have my physical capabilities. But

908
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: the thing is, too is I don't want to look.

909
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: You know, it's unfortunate. But you know, when we're out

910
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: and about here is you see people that are are

911
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: homeless and people that are suffering from mental illness. I

912
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: mean they're just walking aloof and it's sucking to themselves.

913
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, but on the flip side of that, there's

914
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: nothing more that I would hate than to become dependent

915
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: on someone to take care of me, like, hey, I

916
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: need you to shower me. I need you to white me,

917
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: like bathe me, like the whole feed me would be

918
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: fucking awful. Well, another one is I had he passed

919
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: away a few years ago, but we had a relative

920
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: again through marriage that had lou Garrick's oh man, And

921
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: again that's that's that's the same thing. I mean, your

922
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: mind is still yeah there, but you can't communicate, you

923
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: can't stand up, you're in a wheelchair. And you know,

924
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: I when I go from my walks, my pilgrimage around

925
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: the neighborhood, I walked by a rehab like it's not

926
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: even really a rehab, it's more of like a hospice

927
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: type thing. And there's guys every once in a while

928
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: that will be out to try to get some sunlight,

929
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: and they'll be they appear to have the the lou

930
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: garrickxon but then you know, they can roll around for

931
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: a little bit before it all goes away. And I

932
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: I always trying to, like, you know, kind of you know,

933
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: wave at them or you know, you know, shout at something.

934
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: I know they can't respond, but I think their mind

935
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: is still sharp enough, you know what I mean, Like

936
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: I try to let them know, hey, you know, I'm

937
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm here. I acknowledge your presence, you know,

938
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, because that must just be fucking brutal.

939
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: You got that You're in a fucking hospice um hospital

940
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: thing and it's just that because you can see like

941
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where you can see the

942
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: hour glass just drain away and there ain't ship you

943
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: can do about it. Yeah, very much. Well, this this

944
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: is taking a turn to the dark side here, very mccob.

945
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: Way to finish a podcast by you, My god, I

946
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: was doing dopey animals. Well, here's actually on one final one,

947
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: can't in it on negative notes. It's just like when

948
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: I play basketball, I'm moneyball mallard. You gotta make your

949
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: last shot. Anybody who plays basketball knows when you go

950
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 1: out to the court to shoot the basketball, you've got

951
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: to make your last shot. Yeah, every time you take

952
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: your shot, you just say Luca bam who that is?

953
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: At least he didn't vote to quit like the Clippers

954
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: and the Lakers losers. All right, Uh, Smiling more often,

955
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: even faking it, according to a study, tricks your brain

956
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: into feeling happy. So fake it till you make it, gascun,

957
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: that's the key. Yeah. In fact, we mentioned this yesterday

958
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: about the visit to the neurologist. That's one of the

959
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: things that they make you do on your physical diet

960
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: or your physical examination is you have to smile and

961
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 1: smile multiple times, seeing brain function and seeing the way

962
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: that your your face is formed and things like that. Yeah,

963
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: it's pretty it's pretty good what they say, like because

964
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: you if you smile and if you say positive things

965
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: to start the day, that typically allows you to have

966
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: a more productive and positive day. Or as conversely, if

967
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: you go the other way around and there's nothing right

968
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: or you're thinking negative, then it's hard to elevate your day.

969
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: What if you wake up and start screaming profanity because

970
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: I didn't get enough sleep because I had to record

971
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: a podcast with Gascon and I did an overnight show

972
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: and I got about three hours of sleep. But if

973
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: you start out your day like that, listen, asshole, yesterday

974
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: or on Wednesday, you texted me and it was like

975
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: eight o'clock in the morning. Eight o'clock in the morning,

976
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: and you're texted me with fucking stories. It's like you

977
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: should have been asleep or finished working out and then

978
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: crashing it's eight o'clock. It's not normal. Well, way to

979
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: have compassion, guests gun for my situation here my predicament

980
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: typical elitist west of the four oh five crab. Yet again, no,

981
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: and see you know what, And I'm glad that you

982
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: reminded me of that because one of the one of

983
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: the rate the recommendations that I did get from for

984
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: my neurologists was that I needed to take Sarah some melotonin,

985
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: serotonin melotonin, and he he talked about them. He talked

986
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: about the sleep patterns that we have and how you

987
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 1: know obviously we you know morning and daytime and night times.

988
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: But uh, you know he talked about how are I

989
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: think it's called like the circadian rhythm. Yeah. Yeah, that's

990
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: the biggest thing. You gotta get that the deep sleep. Yeah,

991
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: but the circadian rhythm an hour and a half every

992
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: hour and a half or something like that, right, you

993
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: your sleep cycle. Yeah, but see with the melotonin, it

994
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:01,760
Speaker 1: gets generated in your body naturally when night occurs, and

995
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: it stops during the daytime. So like for you, that's

996
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 1: pretty rough, given the fact that your sleep schedules absolutely brutal.

997
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, but here's the problem, all right, And next

998
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: time you go to the doctor asking for me because

999
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: I won't go to melatonin doesn't work for him. My wife, though,

1000
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: she's able to take a melatonin and it's like you,

1001
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: she's been drugged sleep for like twelve hours. I take him.

1002
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: I can. I can eat and pop melotonin like Jim

1003
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: ersay in his car with pharmaceuticals and if nothing happens,

1004
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: like and I'll get the stuff at Costco, which I

1005
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: like that that melotonin, it's like it dissolves into your

1006
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: mouth and nothing. It's just like eating candy because nothing happens.

1007
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: It's very frustrating. I wish melotonin work, but I gotta

1008
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 1: use the hard stuff. I gotta go to the hard stuff.

1009
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: I gotta use a sleepaide. Get some brand sleepaide. What's

1010
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: great stuff? Don't what me? You? You gotta learn you

1011
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: when you should watch Shakespeare's Macbeth. The milk of human kindness.

1012
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: That's what you need in your life, guesscount clearly that's

1013
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 1: what you need. You read, you like Lebron James read

1014
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: you walk around as you use books as props, like

1015
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: at least be more creative, right, like go halfway through

1016
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: the book. I know. The greatest thing about Lebron, though

1017
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: God love him, is he got caught doing the same

1018
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: thing a couple of years ago when Cleveland was playing

1019
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: in the NBA Finals and he had said that he

1020
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: watched was it Godfather? Yes? Yeah, he said he had

1021
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: watched The Godfather like seven times. So somebody, this is

1022
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: the hardest question Lebron has. Everybody asked. Somebody asked, Lebron, Hey, Lebron,

1023
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: can you what's your favorite scene in the Godfather. Not

1024
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people would say the horse said right,

1025
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: like you know that? Or you know there's a there's

1026
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: endless possibilities there, but Lebron couldn't think of one. He

1027
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,439
Speaker 1: watched the movie seven times and you're like, I can't

1028
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: think of one. And the same thing happened this last

1029
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: week when somebody asked him about the book and he

1030
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: couldn't answer, uh he la, and he said, I just

1031
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: started reading it. Man, it's pretty good. All right, listen,

1032
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Speaker 1: we're done, We're out of here, exit stage right. We

1033
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: got another podcast on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday Funday. I

1034
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: don't know where that came from. Be healthy, be strong,

1035
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Speaker 1: be safe, be good, and we will catch you next

1036
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Speaker 1: time in the Magic Audio Box. Be sure to catch

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Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

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Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific,