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Speaker 1: I abandoned my wife with the airport and told her

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Speaker 2: Wait, what's her fault she got abandoned. That's Oh, it's

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Speaker 2: it's her fault that he left him exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How can I be held accountable for my own action? Sam?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? One time I was traveling with my ex girlfriend

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Speaker 2: and we were traveling from Iceland to Europe and we all, wow,

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Speaker 2: worked up in the airport. You almost got what in

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Speaker 2: the air almost broke up in the airport. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm considering breaking up with you, and she's like, we

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Speaker 2: have three weeks more to travel. Sam.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've never heard this story before.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that it didn't exactly go like that, right, right, right?

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Speaker 2: I was that's the title, Yeah, the title, that's the

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Speaker 2: reddit title.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, We're gonna have to hear the full one someday.

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Speaker 1: My wife female twenty three, and I male, twenty seven

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Speaker 1: have a daughter, female twenty one, who goes to college

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Speaker 1: out of state. We'll call my wife Meg and my daughter. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Jess is in her junior year of college and over

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Speaker 1: the summer she was employed by her university and was

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Speaker 1: moving out of the dorms and into her own apartment

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Speaker 1: off campus. Megan I live in the PNW citis nervous war.

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Speaker 1: Megan I live in the Pacific Northwest, not prisoner of war.

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Speaker 1: Jess goes to school on the East Coast. We usually

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Speaker 1: go to visit just a couple times throughout the semester,

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Speaker 1: typically Parents weekend and move out day, and she also

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Speaker 1: comes home during the holidays. Let me start by saying

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Speaker 1: that traveling with my wife is not a great experience divorce. Divorce, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: throwing the towel.

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Speaker 2: Buddy key. Traveling with a partner is a great test

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Speaker 1: It's a big one.

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Speaker 2: One time I travel with my girlfriend from Iceland to

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Speaker 2: Europe and it wasn't working out and we eventually broke up.

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Speaker 2: Didn't go so well. They didn't go so well. So

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Speaker 2: if you fight while you travel, just just break up.

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Speaker 1: You know what's so crazy? But the next part of

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Speaker 1: the story they got divorced. Just kidding, gotcha, But we'll see.

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Speaker 1: I am very type A. I like to have everything

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Speaker 1: to be early, especially when traveling.

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Speaker 2: Stay late, bro bag, dude, hang down, just you know,

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Speaker 2: stay a while. Not everything has to be about getting somewhere,

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Speaker 1: You know, if you think about it, if you're sitting

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Speaker 2: Nowhere, going nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Technically everywhere is nowhere. Technically you haven't left.

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Speaker 2: Bro. You're an awareness and that's all you are. And

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Speaker 2: if you're aware of the awareness, you'll go far.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not going to the airport with you now.

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Speaker 1: My wife is the opposite.

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Speaker 2: Very go with the flow and we will get there

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Speaker 1: Famous last words to a TSA agent. I do my

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Speaker 1: best to meet in the middle, but not when traveling

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Speaker 1: by plane. Last year, during parents weekend, Meg and I

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Speaker 1: were flying out to see jess. Our flight was at

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Speaker 1: ten am. Our airport isn't huge, but it's also not

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Speaker 1: we live about thirty minutes from the airports. That's a

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Speaker 2: I mean, but I think I like I would show

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Speaker 2: Bron water on her bro ice bucket challenge, that girl

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Speaker 2: throwing it all the way back. Yeah, show als is

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Speaker 2: still a problem, John, it is?

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Speaker 1: Yeah's I wish we had a bucket of water right now?

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Speaker 1: I would, I would show, I would show support, but

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Speaker 2: Yikes, dude, yeah, they're eventually mess sucks, bro, sucks. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever missed a flight?

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Speaker 1: I've been out a twenty four hour like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was listening to music in my headphones sitting at

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Speaker 2: On the parents' weekend. Big yickity yikes. Yeah, that's like

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Speaker 2: seventy percent of the weekend, right, I bet the way,

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Speaker 2: take one flight from our town to a bigger town nearby,

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Speaker 1: Again. It was a long morning of me pushing my

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Speaker 1: child's college experience? Right, No, Sam, how I could never

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Speaker 2: My daughter can wait, my daughter will wait, she will,

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Speaker 2: at nine point forty. We had to take multiple rails

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Speaker 2: Girl she wanted she was a little cup of jols.

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Speaker 2: I see them miss another flight. I would be so mad.

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Speaker 2: I would be so mad. Dude, are you are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Are you mentally prepared?

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Speaker 2: Mentally? I don't know. Actually I would be pretty pissed.

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Speaker 1: There was a little market next to our terminal that

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Speaker 1: couldn't do that. We don't have enough time. I don't

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Speaker 1: the surface. I think she's there might be something to

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Speaker 1: your theory there. How are you so not on top

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Speaker 1: of it that you're like, yeah, let me just take

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this feels there's something fishy going on.

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Speaker 1: You. I see your theory.

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Speaker 2: Do you think there's fish in this story? Say? I'd

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Speaker 1: All of it everything. She stated that we did have

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Speaker 2: He's probably pissed at two lights in a row. Oh

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Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes comes and go oh god, and she was

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Speaker 1: nowhere to be seen. They started calling the boarding groups.

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Speaker 2: A asshole, like, but what's really happening here? She's putting

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Speaker 2: school right, Like, it's is this still penance? It's to

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Speaker 1: To ye move around and like help her move all

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Speaker 1: I can't get my daughter with a double pump of hazelnut.

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Speaker 2: How I don't want to show up with my daughter

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Speaker 2: with no energy? Oh my gosh, of course I'd rather

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just let's just keep it clean.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's a big thing. I want to preserve

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Speaker 1: I waited by the gate, but the attendant said they

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Speaker 2: Get on the plane, bro, get on the plane. Leave

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Speaker 2: that fucking piece of human waste that moves at the

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Speaker 1: Get on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my daughter. I would get on the plane

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Speaker 1: Everyone put on the wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait, would you get on the plane for your daughter?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna miss your daughter's second big thing at school.

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Speaker 1: You have to. That's really hard.

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Speaker 2: I believe it. I believe it. It's my daughter. Wife.

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Speaker 1: The wife completely messed everything up. Dude, completely messed to everything.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting on that plane.

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Speaker 2: What would you do? Put your answers in the comments

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Speaker 2: John's wall, John's buffering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what would you do?

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Speaker 2: I think I would.

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Speaker 1: I should. I think I should get on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have a daughter yet, so you don't

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a father of the father of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: why put your answers in the comments. And I think

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Speaker 2: we're going to see you very soon. We miss you,

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Speaker 1: Time for okop rewam.

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Speaker 2: Today. I afked up by telling my wife of ten

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Speaker 1: You know, as a wise man once said, everyone should

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Speaker 2: Who said that Andrew Tate, Oh really, women actually say that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he actually said that.

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Speaker 1: I was listening. I was listening to Andrew Schultzen. He

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Speaker 1: women should have their bodycounts written on their forehead? Why

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Speaker 2: Why not everyone? That's always the question, Yeah, that's always

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Speaker 1: I mean, Sam, if a woman has an only fans,

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Speaker 2: Yo. Oh okay, well we already talked about this, but bro,

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Speaker 2: my fucking kid, I went to carpool with it's top

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Speaker 2: I told both of my buddies who was also in carpool,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's funny because it's like, Okay, we

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Speaker 1: about it, but they we're like, oh my god, like

437
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: because I don't know, it's just shocking.

438
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 2: It's shocking that it's shocking when someone you know does porn. Yeah,

439
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 2: you know, it's like like and like, do you know

440
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 2: anyone who does porn?

441
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 1: There was one person in high school that did it

442
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: while she was in high school, and then there.

443
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: Was in high school.

444
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: It was bad, bro, it was bad. Her parent was

445
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: a teacher. It was bad, dude.

446
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: Was she was she eighteen?

447
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: She was eighteen. She was eighteen. But you're like a

448
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: senior in high school, you know what I mean. So

449
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, eighteen and you know whatever else.

450
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: And of course I was like a freshman but all

451
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,239
Speaker 1: like the I was in drumline and they were like

452
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: playing it is bad, dude, what just because running? They

453
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: were crazy. They would ship in rival schools, lockers and

454
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: like all kinds of like they were when I was

455
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: a freshman and like in drumline, like they were great.

456
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: It's like like jock type behavior. My god changed when

457
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: when I was an upperclassman, that all changed.

458
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 2: But they were like wow, wow.

459
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: Did drive drink and drive with their feet all kinds

460
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: of crazy.

461
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 2: Dude. See, I was so innocent in high school. I

462
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 2: freaking I didn't drink until.

463
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 1: College, I was I was innocent too, but I was

464
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: like around them because of like Drumline, we spent so

465
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 1: much time together, so like they were just.

466
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 2: Like see I don't see Drumline as being like like

467
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: super crazy, but you know.

468
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: It's so sad to say, but like they're the bad

469
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: boys of bad which sounds like it sounds like so pathetic,

470
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 1: but like when you're actually in band.

471
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,719
Speaker 2: You feel it. It's there, you know what I mean, Like,

472
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: oh shit.

473
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're dating the hot chicks and like, you

474
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: know whatever, douchebags and stuff.

475
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 2: We were cool douchebags.

476
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: When I when I was like an ever, when I

477
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: was like when me and my friends were in leadership positions,

478
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,479
Speaker 1: we were super gill But like everyone before us, bro naughty, naughty.

479
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: They should have had their body count.

480
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 2: There for him. Yeah yeah, dude, of them got syphilis.

481
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: So how did you figure that out? Because he told

482
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: it told people I have syphilis.

483
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: I think it was because the girl gave him syphilis

484
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: and then he was but her Andrew Tate style, and

485
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: it was like putting Yeah.

486
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: I don't want to pass syphilis.

487
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: Not a good thing to pass.

488
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 2: Okay, don't get syphilis.

489
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: Don't get syphlis. That's the moral of the story.

490
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: So my why thirty female and I thirty four male,

491
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: have been together for ten years. We were both from

492
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: a very rural area in a town of about three

493
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 2: thousand people. In towns like this, people dan to sleep

494
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 2: with a lot of other people in their friend groups.

495
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: You know, I got a lot, by the account of

496
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: three thousand.

497
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: I damn from Grandma to to for newly eighteen, I've

498
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 2: done it all. I would never hook up with someone

499
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 2: in my friend group. Never, never, never happened, never happen.

500
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: I've not ever done that. So oncommon in the least

501
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: and might be considered gross, but slim pickens. You know,

502
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 2: my wife and I have known each other for quite

503
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 2: some time. She dated an old friend of mine I

504
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: for I was, for a lack of better terms, fuck

505
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: buddies with a few of her friends. She knew I

506
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 2: slept around a lot, especially in high school, but she

507
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: never knew the exact amount. Uh Oh. We were watching

508
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: a show tonight where the story was about the number

509
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: of people's partners slept with previously, YadA YadA, and the

510
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: conversation came up. She wanted to know my real number.

511
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: I had no intention of telling her, so I said,

512
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: it was so long ago, so I don't know. I

513
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: don't even remember what it's like sleeping with anyone. But

514
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 2: you nice, try nice, try to get it out of

515
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: this one. A fine answer that I thought would make

516
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: her drop it, but nah. She kept prodding and prodding

517
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 2: until she eventually started naming off chicks she knew I

518
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: had slept with and writing them down. When she hit ten,

519
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: I figured that's probably all she knows. When she hit fifteen,

520
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: I started to get a little nervous, and by twenty

521
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: she was blowing up, and I was wondering how the

522
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: f she knew all this. She knew there were more

523
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: and wanted me to start naming names. I obviously wasn't

524
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 2: going to do that, and I thought if I just

525
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 2: finally told her my real number, it would be over

526
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: and we move on. So I told her the real number.

527
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: What is it?

528
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: Suffice to say she hasn't spoken to me for two days.

529
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: It is by far the longest fight we have had.

530
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: Usually they last for an hour or two and we

531
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: move on, but she's pretty pissed and upset about this one.

532
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: I kind of don't get it. I married her, have

533
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: been faithful her entire relationship, and she had an idea

534
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: that I was a slut. No idea how to fix this,

535
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: and it's already in the past, and I approve it.

536
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: I'm with her for life. I've learned a lesson today.

537
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: Sometimes no matter how long you've been with someone, some

538
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: things are better left alone.

539
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: You know, she's hating on his BS.

540
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: What's bs?

541
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: It's big slued energy. Yeah, hate, he's he was slang

542
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: in his dangling ling And.

543
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine.

544
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think like it's definitely like I can

545
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: understand someone being shocked, you know, it's just kind of

546
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: like a hard thing not to be.

547
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: Like, so what would you what number would you be

548
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: shocked by? You have to factor in the age.

549
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably my age, like sixty seventy. That's when it's like,

550
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: because think about it, like if you have even sex

551
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: with just like, let's say three people a year since

552
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: you were eighteen thirty by twenty eight, you know, so

553
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: if you have more than more sex with more than

554
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: three people in a year, for like you know from

555
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty eight, Well then it's going to be

556
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: above thirty, you know what I mean. So like it

557
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: actually like the double digits aren't that crazy. But once

558
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: maybe around our age, like once you get like sixty

559
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: seventy's like okay, here, maybe that's a lot.

560
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 2: But I think over I think over sixty over six, yeah,

561
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: at our age, would be would be like, oh that's

562
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: a decent.

563
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: I'm also like high school probably like end of high school,

564
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: like fifteen sixteen, seventeen wasn't me.

565
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: But uh, I mean I had a girlfriend at six

566
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: or seventeen seventeen, So but I've been pretty like I

567
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: think my body counts like ten or eleven.

568
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm like a blow of ten.

569
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, but I but I was like

570
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: in like back to back relationship.

571
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: I will admit I would probably be shocked if someone

572
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: had something like multiples over my own. But if I

573
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: sat down and thought about it, I'm like, okay, I see.

574
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: But if it's like three hundred at this age, then

575
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, this is a lot. That's kind of lot.

576
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: You got. You got to like make an effort to

577
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: just like like go door to door and just bang

578
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: people like, I actually.

579
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: Don't think you have to make that much of an effort,

580
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: Like depending on how like attractive you are, Like sometimes

581
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: it could be like I think it would be very

582
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: easy for an attractive woman to go out attractive woman, yes,

583
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: like one night a week and have sex with a

584
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: new person if they wanted to, if they wanted to. Then,

585
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: for that matter, attractive guy, like if you're, if you're,

586
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: if you're a pretty attractive person, you could, you could.

587
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Your boy was trying, Your boy was desperately desperate. But

588
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: you know what my problem was, I wasn't in college,

589
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: so I was like easier in office with like thirty

590
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: year olds.

591
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, were you slaying in it to thirty?

592
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: I was not slaying at thirty. It didn't it didn't reach.

593
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: It couldn't quite reach there could it couldn't reached. It

594
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: couldn't know what Op's body count was. Since y'all per

595
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: this is an edit, since y'all pervs won't stop asking,

596
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: it's north of fifty, but south of one hundred. To

597
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: be honest, I can't remember the exact number. I told her,

598
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: somewhere between fifty and sixty, but for thirty and thirty

599
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: four that's okay. That's you have to sit down and

600
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: think about it, but once you do, that's okay.

601
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: Thirty four is thirty like that?

602
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: I would almost two decades of sexual activity. Yeah, come on,

603
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: come on like twenty like eighteen sixteen years. Yeah, dude, yeah,

604
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: come on like that's that's totally yeah, it's okay. Op,

605
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: we'll be sluts with you, Yeah, we will be slept

606
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: with you.