WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Full House Method

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<v Speaker 1>Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>get a phone tap? Okay, doing nothing? Wait, that was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be something. Yeah, okay, phone tape. Just forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to it today. We're calling a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>just moved to a new phone tap anyway, we're calling

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who just moved into a new area, so

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<v Speaker 1>she had to make a rush decision about which daycare

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<v Speaker 1>her daughter was going to go to. Oh, she was

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<v Speaker 1>worried when she talked to her husband that maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do quite enough homework about the place before sending

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<v Speaker 1>in a big check. Yeah, she's about to find out

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<v Speaker 1>that her concerns were absolutely one hundred percent correct, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when our own Brooks Foxes running the daycare. You never

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going to happen in your phone tapp Right

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<v Speaker 1>now the twenties, Hello, Hi, this is Sandy from Little Daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Isla's Mom? Yes? It is. Oh. Hi, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to touch base with you, let you

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<v Speaker 1>know that your check cleared for next quarter. We so

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that. Okay, thanks for letting us know. Oh and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you saw the email go out,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're new correct, Yeah, we are great. Well, not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if you know this, but this particular daycare recently

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<v Speaker 1>has implemented the popular FH method of learning. F H method.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard of that before. What exactly is that?

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<v Speaker 1>The f H stands for full house? Full house like

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<v Speaker 1>the television show. Have you seen that? Um, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard of full I don't know what you're talking about. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a big success, especially for early development. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there's even a Wall Street Journal article about it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard that. Yeah. We try to stay up

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<v Speaker 1>to date on the best learning methods for our little angels,

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<v Speaker 1>and the full house method allows children to learn important

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<v Speaker 1>life lessons from all the most wholesome families on television.

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<v Speaker 1>So the kids are learning from TV. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you could say it that way, but it's much more

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<v Speaker 1>than that. Let me give you an example. We just

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<v Speaker 1>finished a great unit on happiness. Okay, so that's where

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<v Speaker 1>we put on an old episode of Roseanne, and then

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<v Speaker 1>by watching it they'll learn that you don't need money

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<v Speaker 1>to be happy because you'll see how poor Rosanne is. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what you know Roseanne? Yeah? Yeah. Towards the end, we

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<v Speaker 1>paus a video and we talk about what we're seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we'll point out some of that drab attire

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<v Speaker 1>that Roseanne's family is wearing a lot of plaid, very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>And then don't learn that money can't buy happiness. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe you just said that. I mean, let me

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<v Speaker 1>give you another example. I really don't like the sound

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<v Speaker 1>of this. I think you're gonna love this though, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because right now the children are learning it's okay to

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<v Speaker 1>admit when we're wrong, big life lesson, right, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>we show them that in the Simpson season four, when

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<v Speaker 1>Homer got both arms trapped, you know, in the vending machine,

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<v Speaker 1>partized he was wrong when he couldn't get out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that that's like a great lesson for

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<v Speaker 1>kids to be learning, like someone sticking their hands up

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<v Speaker 1>in a vending machine. I mean, no, no, you're concentrating

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<v Speaker 1>on the wrong part of the lesson. The lesson is

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<v Speaker 1>about admitting. You know, when Homer says, don't he knows

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<v Speaker 1>that he did something wrong there. I can't believe this

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<v Speaker 1>is real. I mean, is this a joke. Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>We take this very seriously. I mean my favorite time

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<v Speaker 1>was just two semesters ago. Children, even as young as three,

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<v Speaker 1>we're learning basic math concepts because of the full house method.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? I mean, have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen the show two and a half men, you're showing

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<v Speaker 1>them that. Yes, and there's a good reason. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>our kids learned simple math by counting how many partners

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie brings in and out of his bedroom during season three. No,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, you've got to be quiz. That is insane. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the discussion about it was great. I mean little Caleb

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<v Speaker 1>counted nine, Lucy's number was at eleven. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard enough. Look you need to stop talking. I

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<v Speaker 1>do three paid three months for my kids to go

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<v Speaker 1>to daycare, that I have kids watching launchy television shows. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that Sex in the City did earn

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<v Speaker 1>an Emmy. Okay, back in the City. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want Isla to learn about carry's UTIs, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I could just tell you that this is

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<v Speaker 1>a prank phone call. Wait did you say it's a prank. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Brooke and I don't work for a daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. This is a phone tag. Thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You can blame your sister Teresa. She

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<v Speaker 1>set you up. She said, you just set your payment

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<v Speaker 1>in for a new takecare and you just didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>really anything about it. Oh my god. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what next? What next? Well, I would recommend to brush

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<v Speaker 1>up on your math. Season five, when Alan from Two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half Men takes home not to but three prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's count up one, two, three. Oh god, the kids

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<v Speaker 1>love that one. Yeah, kids counting prostitutes. Yeah, that's that

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<v Speaker 1>we need to learn in daycare. Wait, come every morning

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<v Speaker 1>with Funk Tap weekday morning on the twenties Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning,