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Speaker 1: get a phone tap? Okay, doing nothing? Wait, that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be something. Yeah, okay, phone tape. Just forget it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to it today. We're calling a woman who
Speaker 1: just moved to a new phone tap anyway, we're calling
Speaker 1: a woman who just moved into a new area, so
Speaker 1: she had to make a rush decision about which daycare
Speaker 1: her daughter was going to go to. Oh, she was
Speaker 1: worried when she talked to her husband that maybe she
Speaker 1: didn't do quite enough homework about the place before sending
Speaker 1: in a big check. Yeah, she's about to find out
Speaker 1: that her concerns were absolutely one hundred percent correct, especially
Speaker 1: when our own Brooks Foxes running the daycare. You never
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen in your phone tapp Right
Speaker 1: now the twenties, Hello, Hi, this is Sandy from Little Daycare.
Speaker 1: Is this Isla's Mom? Yes? It is. Oh. Hi, so
Speaker 1: I just wanted to touch base with you, let you
Speaker 1: know that your check cleared for next quarter. We so
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Okay, thanks for letting us know. Oh and
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw the email go out,
Speaker 1: but you're new correct, Yeah, we are great. Well, not
Speaker 1: sure if you know this, but this particular daycare recently
Speaker 1: has implemented the popular FH method of learning. F H method.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that before. What exactly is that?
Speaker 1: The f H stands for full house? Full house like
Speaker 1: the television show. Have you seen that? Um, I haven't
Speaker 1: ever heard of full I don't know what you're talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's been a big success, especially for early development. I
Speaker 1: mean there's even a Wall Street Journal article about it. Wow,
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. Yeah. We try to stay up
Speaker 1: to date on the best learning methods for our little angels,
Speaker 1: and the full house method allows children to learn important
Speaker 1: life lessons from all the most wholesome families on television.
Speaker 1: So the kids are learning from TV. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you could say it that way, but it's much more
Speaker 1: than that. Let me give you an example. We just
Speaker 1: finished a great unit on happiness. Okay, so that's where
Speaker 1: we put on an old episode of Roseanne, and then
Speaker 1: by watching it they'll learn that you don't need money
Speaker 1: to be happy because you'll see how poor Rosanne is. Wait,
Speaker 1: what you know Roseanne? Yeah? Yeah. Towards the end, we
Speaker 1: paus a video and we talk about what we're seeing.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll point out some of that drab attire
Speaker 1: that Roseanne's family is wearing a lot of plaid, very sad.
Speaker 1: And then don't learn that money can't buy happiness. I
Speaker 1: can't believe you just said that. I mean, let me
Speaker 1: give you another example. I really don't like the sound
Speaker 1: of this. I think you're gonna love this though, Okay,
Speaker 1: because right now the children are learning it's okay to
Speaker 1: admit when we're wrong, big life lesson, right, Okay, So
Speaker 1: we show them that in the Simpson season four, when
Speaker 1: Homer got both arms trapped, you know, in the vending machine,
Speaker 1: partized he was wrong when he couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that that's like a great lesson for
Speaker 1: kids to be learning, like someone sticking their hands up
Speaker 1: in a vending machine. I mean, no, no, you're concentrating
Speaker 1: on the wrong part of the lesson. The lesson is
Speaker 1: about admitting. You know, when Homer says, don't he knows
Speaker 1: that he did something wrong there. I can't believe this
Speaker 1: is real. I mean, is this a joke. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: We take this very seriously. I mean my favorite time
Speaker 1: was just two semesters ago. Children, even as young as three,
Speaker 1: we're learning basic math concepts because of the full house method.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean, have you ever
Speaker 1: seen the show two and a half men, you're showing
Speaker 1: them that. Yes, and there's a good reason. I mean,
Speaker 1: our kids learned simple math by counting how many partners
Speaker 1: Charlie brings in and out of his bedroom during season three. No,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you've got to be quiz. That is insane. Oh,
Speaker 1: the discussion about it was great. I mean little Caleb
Speaker 1: counted nine, Lucy's number was at eleven. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've heard enough. Look you need to stop talking. I
Speaker 1: do three paid three months for my kids to go
Speaker 1: to daycare, that I have kids watching launchy television shows. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say that Sex in the City did earn
Speaker 1: an Emmy. Okay, back in the City. But if you
Speaker 1: don't want Isla to learn about carry's UTIs, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I guess I could just tell you that this is
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Wait did you say it's a prank. Yes.
Speaker 1: My name is Brooke and I don't work for a daycare.
Speaker 1: I'm on a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a phone tag. Thank god.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You can blame your sister Teresa. She
Speaker 1: set you up. She said, you just set your payment
Speaker 1: in for a new takecare and you just didn't know
Speaker 1: really anything about it. Oh my god. It was like,
Speaker 1: what next? What next? Well, I would recommend to brush
Speaker 1: up on your math. Season five, when Alan from Two
Speaker 1: and a half Men takes home not to but three prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Let's count up one, two, three. Oh god, the kids
Speaker 1: love that one. Yeah, kids counting prostitutes. Yeah, that's that
Speaker 1: we need to learn in daycare. Wait, come every morning
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