Speaker 1: I guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn Moss
Speaker 1: that had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know their names of brilliant.
Speaker 2: Skiers Brooklyn Boys episode number three thirteen woo yeah, the
Speaker 2: Pound drone episode Buddy.
Speaker 3: And by the way, speaking of episode three thirteen, Scary Yeah.
Speaker 3: For those of you who've already listened to Slice Time
Speaker 3: for episode three twelve, I accused Scary of being wrong
Speaker 3: at the beginning of the Slice Time intro and saying
Speaker 3: it was Slice Time.
Speaker 1: Episode three long. Yeah, now you've got a face. He actually,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to bombarred me. Hopefully you hear
Speaker 1: everything in order. But yep, I went back and listened,
Speaker 1: and he was I don't know why I was thinking
Speaker 1: he said three eleven. He may have said three eleven
Speaker 1: later in the sentence, or sometimes he says it's for
Speaker 1: three twelve and three eleven in earlier, whatever the case.
Speaker 1: So I already know that I was mistaken. So there
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, so you're going to clear the air
Speaker 1: right there. Wow, Brody is wrong.
Speaker 3: No, it was wrong, no longer wrong because no light
Speaker 3: that I said I was wrong, right right, So welcome
Speaker 3: back from vacation. Eighty three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, guess what that may be in the rear view,
Speaker 1: but vacation eighty four is only a few weeks away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know holiday holiday vacations coming. No, no, no, Thanksgiving the
Speaker 1: week Thanksgiving week holiday vacation. Yeah yeah, not Christmas. M hm. Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't call the shots. Don't shoot the messenger. Theres
Speaker 1: a lot of shooting going on. You don't call the shots,
Speaker 1: but you don't object to the shots. That's fine. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking everything I can get. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: still should.
Speaker 3: By the way, I was just gonna say, we play
Speaker 3: boys or back in town whenever you take vacation, and
Speaker 3: I think we may play that as much as this
Speaker 3: startup startup jingle. Yes, you take vacation almost as much.
Speaker 3: That being said, if people listen like six weeks from now,
Speaker 3: because they're behind, they were like, oh, I guess at
Speaker 3: some point six weeks ago they're on vacation.
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, you look at me? Makes sense
Speaker 1: unless you listen live. You look at me through the camera.
Speaker 1: You know what's going on with your face? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Well, dude, we were at we were at
Speaker 1: the event last night for Danielle. We were it was
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but this was all for Saint No,
Speaker 1: all for Saint Jude. It was all very money with
Speaker 1: the Saint Jude. We went went went to a haunted house.
Speaker 1: Last night was with blood Man, a locally here in
Speaker 1: New York City. I saw the makeup job on all
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, the whole morning show, uh you know,
Speaker 1: was part of it, and we were all, you know,
Speaker 1: relegated to our different rooms. I was in Clowntown and
Speaker 1: I chose a clown costume. But what I didn't realize
Speaker 1: the time was when you dress as a clown at
Speaker 1: Clowntown in their haunted house, you're in that's where everything
Speaker 1: is three D fluorescent under black lights, so you need
Speaker 1: special makeup. So they didn't put me in the regular
Speaker 1: makeup chair. They put me in the I don't know
Speaker 1: what this was, but it was the floor. This guy
Speaker 1: needs extra help chare. Yeah. No, no, it was a
Speaker 1: separate room where a fan needed to you know, a look,
Speaker 1: not a fan. I'm talking about that physical fan and
Speaker 1: like clean the air every fucking ten minutes. Because it
Speaker 1: was the makeup. That's I guess it's like airbrush makeup
Speaker 1: where they spray you with shit. Oh sure, and it
Speaker 1: was like orange and green, and that that makeup is
Speaker 1: special makeup so that when you see it in person,
Speaker 1: like it looks three D it's jumping out at you
Speaker 1: and and you're under the black light. Yeah. So so anyway,
Speaker 1: it doesn't it doesn't come off very well. So if
Speaker 1: you take a look at my fingernails, oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: look normally. The dirt they normally have on them. No, no,
Speaker 1: your nails, No dirt in your nails. No, the dirt,
Speaker 1: see that that's not dirt, that's yeah, black. And the
Speaker 1: cuticle they made my it's on my nail bed. Everything.
Speaker 1: I scrubbed the hell out of it. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna And then if you look
Speaker 1: at my face, certain parts of my face still have
Speaker 1: these speckles on them. Oh yeah, look you have one eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah of course, Okay, I was gonna let you finish
Speaker 1: your own joke. Thanks, but yeah, no, I've got I've
Speaker 1: got like black paint on me.
Speaker 3: And so why didn't you ask then or google now
Speaker 3: what to use to get it off?
Speaker 1: I'm learning now that. And why did they make your
Speaker 1: teeth green? No, that's the actual color of my They
Speaker 1: didn't touch my teeth. That's my teeth. Hey, thanks, hard
Speaker 1: to tell? Well anyway, it said the number one thing
Speaker 1: that it says to remove airbrush fluorescian paint, like this
Speaker 1: is a big Clark acid. No, it's actually baby oil. Now.
Speaker 1: I may not be ditty, but now, but isn't it
Speaker 1: crazy how your mind? Now that you think of something
Speaker 1: so simple and wholesome and something is set like a
Speaker 1: Johnson's baby oil, all of a sudden you think p
Speaker 1: Diddy because he was caught with what of a thousand
Speaker 1: cases of it? Something like that? You know what else
Speaker 1: is ruined for me this week? What you know?
Speaker 3: I go to I go to dinner with my friend
Speaker 3: Jeff once a week, once every other week. And I
Speaker 3: if I have soda now because I told you I
Speaker 3: don't drink a lot of soda, I'll have a diet
Speaker 3: coke and ice. You know that's my thing. My jam
Speaker 3: mostly water now, but I occasionally die coke and ice.
Speaker 3: And he has the same drink all the time, which
Speaker 3: is an Arnold Palmer. An Arnold Palmer, as you know,
Speaker 3: is half iced tea half lemonade. Because the famous golfer
Speaker 3: Arnold Palmer used to drink that, so they named it
Speaker 3: after him because he became famous to drinking that and
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, what's that drink? And so so
Speaker 3: it's like it's like putting extra lemon in your ice tea,
Speaker 3: right right, If you like iced tea with.
Speaker 1: Lemon, You're like, oh, I'll put lemonade in it. It's
Speaker 1: a great It's like I used.
Speaker 3: To put I used to put h lemonade in my
Speaker 3: die coke sometimes, okay, because like putting a lemon so
Speaker 3: and I don't get credit for that the David Brody, Right,
Speaker 3: but you know, Arnold Palmer's name was in the news
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know. Why are you not aware? Not aware?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, yep.
Speaker 3: Right, So for those who don't know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 3: because it's it's there's a punchline coming. Trump was telling
Speaker 3: his story in a campaign rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. Latrobe
Speaker 3: is where Arnold Palmer either was born possibly, but also
Speaker 3: he has a golf course there called Latrobe and he anyway,
Speaker 3: so he was mentioning all Arnold Palmer was a friend
Speaker 3: of mine, and allegedly went on he wanted for like
Speaker 3: ten minutes talking about how Arnold Palmer had this massive
Speaker 3: penis that other golfers would shower with him. First of all,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure golfers don't shower together. It's not a
Speaker 3: team sport, I do. I don't think that part of
Speaker 3: the story is accurate. But anyway he's talked about, Arnold
Speaker 3: Palmer was known for having a giant dick. So now
Speaker 3: all over social media people are like, I can never
Speaker 3: drink an Honold again without thinking about of his bartle's penis.
Speaker 1: Penis. Yeah, people were like, well, what else should we
Speaker 1: call it?
Speaker 3: We have to call it something else, So I suggest
Speaker 3: you call it a cocktail.
Speaker 1: Hile who Yeah. So now every time I think of
Speaker 1: baby oil, I think if he did, now I gotta
Speaker 1: go get some baby or Arnold Palm, you think of
Speaker 1: a giant con to run, run, gotta get this fucking
Speaker 1: makeup off of me. And well, listen, people's names are
Speaker 1: ruined all the time by major hurricanes. Poor Helene, I
Speaker 1: mean people named Helene right now, like, bah.
Speaker 3: You know what's gonna be the not it's gonna be terrible.
Speaker 3: But if if, and when the time comes and there's
Speaker 3: a Hurricane Karen that does damage, it'll be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking Karen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but already Karen's names is ruined isis And if
Speaker 1: you have the name Isis, you know you're you're pretty
Speaker 1: much screwed. Screwed in fact, who God isis anymore. Gandhi
Speaker 1: was talking about on The Big Show that she knew
Speaker 1: a person named Covid before or Covid. Oh that's not
Speaker 1: that's really Yes, she knows a person named Covid. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was a boy or girl, but anyway,
Speaker 1: but there are people whose people whose names are ruined
Speaker 1: by uh, you know, just for whatever it is, or
Speaker 1: you're you know again, you associate something with something else
Speaker 1: because it became popular in pop culture and not in
Speaker 1: a positive way.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well there's there was a I saw a
Speaker 3: guy on somebody screenshot at it, but it was a
Speaker 3: guy named Jeffrey Epstein who was like, I'm not that
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my friend. Oh you have a
Speaker 1: friend named Jeffrey epste Jeffrey Epstein, did we talk about
Speaker 1: this what we have talked about? Yes? It was me.
Speaker 1: You're talking about you're doing the story about my friend
Speaker 1: shot on Twitter.
Speaker 3: I was not talking about your friend and I it's
Speaker 3: the same, just like me where I get I get
Speaker 3: shipped for having the same name as David Brody, the
Speaker 3: Christian broadcaster, because every time he does something people don't like.
Speaker 3: They're like, fuck you, your piece of shit. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I am, maybe guilty of things, but not that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you would imagine the hurricane if you have a hurricane,
Speaker 3: but usually the hurricane names aren't like Hurricane Mike.
Speaker 1: Now, Katrina will always be uh. I mean, if your
Speaker 1: name is Katrina, people people remember many years ago I
Speaker 1: worked with a Katrina. Yeah. Yeah, so that one did
Speaker 1: that was hit. A lot of devastation in that one.
Speaker 1: So unfortunately, I mean, there was a Hurricane Andrew that
Speaker 1: hit Miami after twenty five thirty years ago. That did
Speaker 1: a lot of damage. Andrews a fairly common name, right,
Speaker 1: so it may fade with time, but for now, Helene, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a mess. Yeah. So I was on vacation. I
Speaker 1: went to New Orleans, the Big Easy.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the sketch from SNL the I just
Speaker 3: came back from No Orlean's sketch. No where everybody, so
Speaker 3: it's with Oh it's a great sketch. I forget her name, uh,
Speaker 3: the tall blonde on the show. Anyway, the whole sketches
Speaker 3: wherever she goes on vacation, she speaks like a native.
Speaker 1: Oh, we just came back from New Orleans.
Speaker 3: We had some hurricanes drying and so there was a
Speaker 3: recurring sketch for a while that, So where's your accent?
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. I gotta say, though, for all
Speaker 1: those who want to go visit, save your money. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Brody, I you know what, I went
Speaker 1: there a drinker partier. I went there. The last time
Speaker 1: I was there was like twenty five years ago. I
Speaker 1: was there like two or three times. And listen, while
Speaker 1: it has a lot of culture, and it's got a
Speaker 1: lot of food, great food, Cajun, Creole, amazing cooking. I
Speaker 1: have to say it's I can get great food anywhere,
Speaker 1: and and it's not worth it for me because I
Speaker 1: felt it was it was grimy, it was gritty. Now
Speaker 1: it wasn't just the usual French quarter gritty where you know,
Speaker 1: people were taking a piss on the side of walls there.
Speaker 1: You know, it was I felt safe inside the French
Speaker 1: Quarter because it was protected, but it was there was
Speaker 1: that that kind of like sleeves factor about it, you know,
Speaker 1: like this, just like strip club after strip club after
Speaker 1: strip club on Bourbon Street. You know it was filthy,
Speaker 1: it had a smell to it. But but if you
Speaker 1: complain about New York in this area, about the uh
Speaker 1: the insane asylum running the town, it's ten times worse
Speaker 1: over there. And you know they have a homeless problem,
Speaker 1: like I know a lot of cities in America do.
Speaker 1: But it's just once once it gets dark, and once
Speaker 1: you're on the perimeters of the French Quarter and you're
Speaker 1: outside of it, and I don't know, there's something about
Speaker 1: it that's just not great. I don't know, it's it's weird.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of those of car cars, what
Speaker 1: was it, the three the three legged cars, the three
Speaker 1: wheeled cars. Yeah, well, well whether it be the two
Speaker 1: wheels in the front, one in the back, or one
Speaker 1: in the front and two in the back right right,
Speaker 1: run with the neon lights and blasted and make music,
Speaker 1: noise pollution. I just felt no, I just didn't feel
Speaker 1: like listen, I go to Vegas, I go to Miami.
Speaker 1: I could party. I could party any city in the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go to but I feel like there's more to
Speaker 1: see at this point, and I don't want to take
Speaker 1: a crap on New Orleans like I'm doing right now,
Speaker 1: but it's just I just didn't didn't love it the
Speaker 1: way I remembered it. I remembered it being so much more,
Speaker 1: so much better. You romanticized it? Is that what that
Speaker 1: is romanticizing? I remember I remember back in the day
Speaker 1: going for a hurricane at Patt O'Brien's and it was
Speaker 1: it was awesome, and it was had a great time.
Speaker 1: And now I just felt like it was a little CD.
Speaker 1: It was a little downtrodden. It was a little I
Speaker 1: think maybe when you were in your thirties, CD was fun. No,
Speaker 1: there's something happened during the pandemic that I don't know
Speaker 1: turning back or maybe it was actually maybe I think
Speaker 1: it might have been the hurricane that blew through there.
Speaker 1: What did they got? They got Katrina? Right, So that
Speaker 1: was two thousand and four, like that was quite a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well I hadn't been there, but since before that, I
Speaker 1: don't think that I think they've recovered twenty years later
Speaker 1: from Hurricane Katrina. I oh, I don't know about that,
Speaker 1: but I don't think that I don't think. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think one of the side effects of a
Speaker 1: hurricane is seediness. I don't know the case. I had
Speaker 1: family to go to New Orleans about two months ago.
Speaker 1: They loved it, but yeah, I wanted to love it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to love it. But anyway, since that was
Speaker 1: New Orleans. And then I spent some time in in
Speaker 1: in Florida, went to West Palm Beach and I went
Speaker 1: to Fort Lauderdale. That was cool, you know, down, I'm
Speaker 1: back here I am and had your boys end up there?
Speaker 1: Which boys, Oh, Jetski Brian wasn't there, like two or
Speaker 1: three boys were you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Well, well, well Jetske Brian came with me, and then
Speaker 1: we took turns like you know, visiting our friends like
Speaker 1: with like it was like literally like who's going to
Speaker 1: be in the guest chair tonight because we have a
Speaker 1: lot of friends with a lot of people where you yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of friends of ours moved to South Florida
Speaker 1: and never came back, Like Ryan Knuckles. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: Ryan Knuckles Knuckles, Yeah that yeah, that's his real last name. Knuckles. No,
Speaker 1: that's his nickname. Nope, it's his last name.
Speaker 3: But that's such as did you become friends with him
Speaker 3: because his name was Knuckles. He's got a nickname already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you c k o ls Ryan Knuckles. So
Speaker 1: anyway that somebody so his daughter, Nope, that's his last name.
Speaker 1: His daughter. Somebody's okay, two hundred years ago. Somebody made
Speaker 1: the name up. All names were made up at some point, right,
Speaker 1: somebody made it up. But we were down there during
Speaker 1: the Mets in the in the playoffs, and I know,
Speaker 1: we really don't want to talk too much about this
Speaker 1: because it was gonna make that well. I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: they overachieved, had a great season. They did. I'm happy
Speaker 1: they got as far as I like the Phillies who
Speaker 1: had a great season then choked. I mean that's right.
Speaker 1: But but isn't it true of the losing team that
Speaker 1: doesn't make it. We always say, well, we're just happy
Speaker 1: we made it this far. You know, we listen the team.
Speaker 3: Any sport you root for slices if your team isn't
Speaker 3: supposed to get to the playoffs, and not only they
Speaker 3: get to the playoffs, they knock off two other teams, yeah,
Speaker 3: and get to the the championship game of the league,
Speaker 3: two games away from the world series.
Speaker 1: To face the best Yeah, to face the best team
Speaker 1: in baseball, the Dodger. That's grave. Now you have optimism
Speaker 1: for next By the way, you're gonna beat the Yankees.
Speaker 1: Sorry did I say that? You did say that? Sorry anyway. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, Heidi Gardner was in that sketch. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course, so I was so I anyway, I was
Speaker 1: down there. So during the week we were watching the
Speaker 1: games everywhere we went. And Ryan Knuckles daughter, her name
Speaker 1: is Shae, named after Shae Stadium, Nice Knuckles, Shane Knuckles.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a really bad French restaurant in New Orleans. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so ceedy. We were having dinner at Shane Knuckles.
Speaker 1: You talk about a classless place in New Orleans, but
Speaker 1: this was an except this was Boca is Ba. All right.
Speaker 1: I love I love Shan's mouth. I love Shae well anyway,
Speaker 1: in English, Shaye lives in Bocha. So she made me
Speaker 1: a friendship bracelet. Taylor was in town for the week.
Speaker 1: She tared the Swifties and invaded South Florida for the weekend.
Speaker 1: And so so Shae was in the mood to to
Speaker 1: uh to to make friendship bracelets. And she made me
Speaker 1: a a Scary Jones friendship bracelet in the colors of
Speaker 1: the Mets. That's where that's where I was going with this.
Speaker 1: So I put on the Mets bracelet when I got
Speaker 1: it on Monday or Tuesday, hoping that it would bring
Speaker 1: us luck. I'm like, you know what, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be like the coffee stained shirt year where I wouldn't
Speaker 1: take off the shirt that had the coffee stain, my
Speaker 1: Met shirt and I wouldn't wash it. Yeah, right until yeah,
Speaker 1: because I felt like I was giving the Mets luck,
Speaker 1: you know, like twenty fifteen. Well, I'm like me, yep,
Speaker 1: I did not take off this bracelet. I did. I
Speaker 1: showered with it, I slept with it, so that the
Speaker 1: Shae made me this this, this this bracelet with the
Speaker 1: Mets colors, and and I worried it wasn't the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast colors. It couldn't be. Well no, well she
Speaker 1: wanted to. She knew I was a Met fan, so
Speaker 1: she made it anyway. Anyway, Yeah, the Mets suck. The
Speaker 1: Mets lost, so I thought this was gonna be the
Speaker 1: thing that got a little the Braves and they beat
Speaker 1: the Brewers and they beat the Phillies. I know, and
Speaker 1: it was a lot to be proud of, especially beating
Speaker 1: the Phillies. God, I'm a I'm a Jets fan, you're
Speaker 1: a Giants fan. We gotta be happy about the Mets season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Football teams are terrible. But yeah, I mean, anyway,
Speaker 1: I thought we were it was the start of something lucky,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. I was. I was hoping to come back,
Speaker 1: you know, I was. I was hoping to have a triumph.
Speaker 1: I predicted a triumphant return. And I told Ryan, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get on the Brooklyn Boys with
Speaker 1: Brody and say the Mets are the Mets are in
Speaker 1: the World Series because of Shay's bracelet. And I was
Speaker 1: gonna hold it up to the camera, but like, this
Speaker 1: is why the Mets are in the World Series. But
Speaker 1: now I can't that.
Speaker 3: You imagine Shoo Tani, one of the greatest baseball players
Speaker 3: of all time, at the plate, striking out going damn bracelet,
Speaker 3: you know, but in Japanese, of course, Hey by, let
Speaker 3: me let me play that New Orleans clip real quick
Speaker 3: on my call.
Speaker 1: Hold on, here we go, so we just call them
Speaker 1: the night whatever, Let's just go Hello, my sexy about
Speaker 1: five years ago. Sorry, we're moving so slow. We just
Speaker 1: got back from Nolin, you know, moving like a gator
Speaker 1: down Bobbing Street. Blame. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. You know when you've been in Orleans, the
Speaker 1: slow gets inside it and it sticks to it bound
Speaker 1: like no Orleans Molesses. I grew up in New Orleans
Speaker 1: and I've never heard of Nolans Molestes. Anyway. There's just
Speaker 1: there's a running sit that she did.
Speaker 3: Wherever she went away to, she'd come back and she
Speaker 3: was transformed, uh into anyway anyway, So I got get
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's a surprise. I got a couple of pickleball stories
Speaker 1: and a couple of time scams. I have to share
Speaker 1: with you that maybe one's going to infuriate people, and
Speaker 1: one is very very helpful tip that I learned from
Speaker 1: someone who infuriated me when I figured out what they
Speaker 1: had done. I can't wait to hear it right after
Speaker 1: that podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to start with the time stories.
Speaker 3: So I decided to meet someone who was from out
Speaker 3: of town and they were staying in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: They told me where they were staying, and I said, oh,
Speaker 3: he's like we should have lunch. I said, I have
Speaker 3: a great idea. Why don't we meet at lmb's Pomoni Gardens,
Speaker 3: my favorite pizza place in that area, and I'll treat
Speaker 3: you to some local pizza and in Gravesend, which is,
Speaker 3: you know, right near Bensonhurst, right next door.
Speaker 1: Great. Absolutely, So I look and I see. I tell them,
Speaker 1: let's meet at one o'clock. And I have a pretty
Speaker 1: good idea of how long it'll take in the get there.
Speaker 1: He said he had a car, his friend lent him
Speaker 1: a car, and he was going to drive from I
Speaker 1: think he was staying by Prospect Park, which you know
Speaker 1: is about twenty minutes no traffic from the pizza place
Speaker 1: I'm meeting him at. So I drive from New Jersey.
Speaker 3: It takes me, I don't know, forty minutes, maybe forty
Speaker 3: five minutes to get there. I get there on time.
Speaker 3: I get there at one o'clock and I sit down. Now,
Speaker 3: you know, the tables outside at Spamoni Gardens are benches
Speaker 3: with umbrellas, and some of them are benches without umbrellas,
Speaker 3: like umbrella in the middle of the table hold there's
Speaker 3: a table hoole like picnic benches right to table with
Speaker 3: picnic benches, but they're metal.
Speaker 1: You can't move the benches. So I get a table
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting there by myself at the table, and
Speaker 1: it's like one ten. So I text him and I say, uh, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Just you know, I have a table that
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the third table on the right, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah.
Speaker 3: And he says, oh, okay, he said, but I miscalculated.
Speaker 3: I won't be there until about one thirty. I miscalculated time.
Speaker 3: It's taken me longer to get there than I thought. Well, scare,
Speaker 3: here's my question. How can you be thirty minutes late
Speaker 3: from a place that's only twenty minutes away if you
Speaker 3: miss calculating? Yeah, right, if you say, hey, I had
Speaker 3: traffic and I'm gonna I'm gonna be there like one
Speaker 3: fifteen instead of one, I sense a fib a fib
Speaker 3: which means he didn't leave until approximately one o'clock our
Speaker 3: meeting time.
Speaker 1: Of course, not so if you if you knew it
Speaker 1: was twenty minutes no traffic, could you would have left
Speaker 1: at twelve forty, right, But now you're it's taking you
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. You didn't say you got lost you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a phone. How are you? How did you
Speaker 1: miscalculate the drive that you're thirty minutes late? Freak twenty
Speaker 1: minute commute? It's great. Yeah, I can't tell you. I
Speaker 1: can't figure it out. Well, i'll tell you what he's
Speaker 1: he he knows that he's gonna face your wrath if
Speaker 1: he tells you the truth, because you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: like be snarky about it. Tell me you got stuck
Speaker 1: on a garbage truck. Oh you wanted, Oh you want
Speaker 1: him to lie? Well, tell me tell me you got lost.
Speaker 1: I got on the I got on the somehow I
Speaker 1: know I did. The fact that I just blatant disregard
Speaker 1: of the time. Well, if you're gonna lie, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: be better at it, don't say I miss calculated. Look,
Speaker 1: would you rather him just he's a calculate. He's afraid
Speaker 1: to tell you the calculator longer would take to get dressed.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to. He didn't want to get into
Speaker 1: the argument with you.
Speaker 3: Look, even let's say it was a twenty minute trip
Speaker 3: and you hit traffic and it's forty minutes, right then
Speaker 3: you'd be there one.
Speaker 1: Twenty one fifteen. Anyway, he didn't end up getting it
Speaker 1: till one forty five, of course. Yeah, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: he did the old I'm gonna be late, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna lessen how late i'm gonna be, so I don't
Speaker 1: have to like hear the anger on the phone, and
Speaker 1: when I get there, you'll be happy enough to see me.
Speaker 1: That's right. So here did I talk about the guy
Speaker 1: who sat down at my table? Do we talk about this?
Speaker 1: He just sat down. So I'm sitting there now again.
Speaker 3: There's a bench on each side of the table like
Speaker 3: most picnic tables, and I'm sitting there and he says,
Speaker 3: he says, He starts to put his leg over the
Speaker 3: bench and goes, is anyone sitting here? So I said, well,
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for my friend. He'll be here any minute.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, And he goes to the bench behind me,
Speaker 1: where there are two guys sitting at a bench, one
Speaker 1: on each side of the bench. And he sits down
Speaker 1: and says, hey, move over, please, I get some room.
Speaker 3: And he sits down at the bench next to one
Speaker 3: of the two guys, and they're like, don't know what
Speaker 3: to say, because who does that? Who sits down at
Speaker 3: a bench, you know, in public, and two people having
Speaker 3: lunch to having you know it's a part of a
Speaker 3: park bench type bench.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a bench. You've been the Spermoni gardens, of course.
Speaker 1: You like sides of the table basically like cafeteria style tables,
Speaker 1: folks with the like a polic table, right right. I said,
Speaker 1: it's a picnic table. You've been there, scared many times
Speaker 1: one of those tables. Right. Who sits down at a
Speaker 1: picnic table next to strangers without saying is it okay
Speaker 1: if we sit down? And then they're like, uh, okay, okay, awkward.
Speaker 1: So I'm fake down that behind me, so my back
Speaker 1: is to them, but you know, the tables are close.
Speaker 1: They're already like two feet behind me. And I hear
Speaker 1: the guy say to these guys, Yeah, fucking guy here
Speaker 1: tells me I can't sit next. It tells me his
Speaker 1: friends coming. You see his fucking friend. I don't see
Speaker 1: his fucking friend. Oh good. So I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: this guy thinks I'm lying him. Where the fuck is
Speaker 1: the guy I'm eating?
Speaker 3: So like five minutes later, my friend's still not there,
Speaker 3: and this guy's like, see the guy fucking didn't want
Speaker 3: to sit next to me.
Speaker 1: Now, I want to just share a little bit of
Speaker 1: the story here. The two guys at the table behind
Speaker 1: me are Italian guys from the neighborhood. The guy I
Speaker 1: told the action that you did hold on, the guy
Speaker 1: who wanted to sit down next in front of me,
Speaker 1: happened to be black, which is a minority in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I'm only saying this because by the third time he
Speaker 1: said to the other two guys, fucking guy must be
Speaker 1: a racist. Didn't want me to sit with him. So
Speaker 1: at this point I'm like, job, where is my friend? Please? God,
Speaker 1: let my friends share up. Please? You need to texting them.
Speaker 1: Are you almost here? You need I just yeah, because
Speaker 1: otherwise it looks like I'm like, it doesn't yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like you're racist. I don't want I don't know
Speaker 1: who sits next to me. I don't want any strangers
Speaker 1: sitting at my table, to be quite honest with you.
Speaker 1: But more importantly, my friend told me he'd be there
Speaker 1: any minute. All right, So that's the right there. You
Speaker 1: need to submit that to Larry David that that is
Speaker 1: a curb your enthusiasm scene easily. That's perfect. That's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the off the air, but yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I felt like, like Larry David not a
Speaker 3: racist because Larry David, the frame would have canceled, never
Speaker 3: showed up, it never showed in the guy, and then
Speaker 3: the black man would have eventually finished his meal and
Speaker 3: left and walked away going yeah, you're racist, right, racist?
Speaker 1: No racist. I got a chance exactly. I got a
Speaker 1: chance to catch up on the last season A Curb
Speaker 1: while I was flying and I gotta I saw the
Speaker 1: episode with that everyone's been referencing, which people think that
Speaker 1: I stole off of Larry David, but no, does life
Speaker 1: imitate art or arn't imitates life? Talking about the Breakfast
Speaker 1: after eleven o'clock, the episode when he tries to get
Speaker 1: breakfast at ten after eleven, and I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: that happened to me in life. We talked about that
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I just saw that episode the other day.
Speaker 1: It's hysterical. Yeah, very funny episode, Yeah, very funny. Uh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so the other time, the time situation scary.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love this, slices, you're gonna love this. I
Speaker 3: didn't love it because I realized what it happened to me,
Speaker 3: but what a I don't even think. I don't even
Speaker 3: not one hundred percent sure the person did it on purpose,
Speaker 3: and I called him out on it. But you will
Speaker 3: do this now as a great way to get out
Speaker 3: of things when you're home.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm on the phone with a friend of
Speaker 1: mine who works very early in the morning, okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with them.
Speaker 3: It's like ten thirty at night. We had been on
Speaker 3: the phone for about forty minutes. We're having a good conversation,
Speaker 3: and it's ten thirty and he says to me, hold
Speaker 3: on one second. Uh, you know Amazon Device.
Speaker 1: You know yep? So I don't want to say by
Speaker 1: her name yep, yeah, call her, call her daddy.
Speaker 3: So so he's says, hey, Amazon Device, set my alarm
Speaker 3: for five am tomorrow. So I went, wow, you have
Speaker 3: to get oh. And that's when I realized he set
Speaker 3: his alarm to five o'clock in the morning on the
Speaker 3: phone with me as a way to tell me it's
Speaker 3: getting late.
Speaker 1: I gotta get up early in the morning. I gotta
Speaker 1: get off the phone. Rude or saying I gotta get
Speaker 1: off he was serving you a social cue that you
Speaker 1: missed or you got it, picked up on it.
Speaker 3: He politely let me know that he had to go
Speaker 3: to bed and I was talking too much and he
Speaker 3: wanted to get off the phone.
Speaker 1: That's a great way of doing it. That's so, hey, Google,
Speaker 1: set my alarm for really early tomorrow morning. And this way,
Speaker 1: he hopes that you'll actually follow up with, oh my god,
Speaker 1: why are you getting up so early? Oh, you got
Speaker 1: to get up early. Maybe I should let you go.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a psychology. Oh I gotta get on
Speaker 1: the phone with your pan and it's a whole I
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, that's a great that's a reverbally, set
Speaker 1: your alarm on the phone is a way to get
Speaker 1: off off the phone. Yeah, although some people they just
Speaker 1: ignore those cues all together and they just they're oh,
Speaker 1: I I.
Speaker 3: Picked up on it right away. I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: all fuck. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I was like, do you have to go? Maybe? So
Speaker 1: how great is that you'll use your home your home
Speaker 1: your home device. I'm gonna use all right, very nice.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's cute. I'm gonna write that one down. So,
Speaker 1: when I was in West Palm, one of the things
Speaker 1: that is that what you call it now when you're
Speaker 1: jerking off. When I'm in West Palm, that's South Palm.
Speaker 3: Oh South, Well, you only have two palms, West and
Speaker 3: East left.
Speaker 1: West Palm or East Palm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose so you could have Northwest Palm if
Speaker 3: you're at an angle.
Speaker 1: I was with Jetski Brian and we were went to
Speaker 1: brunch and they sat us right next to a table
Speaker 1: of twenty five women at a baby shower. Brody Brody,
Speaker 1: David Brody and slices. Have you ever been be I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk to mainly the guys in the audience, because
Speaker 1: I would imagine the women have. But David Brody, what
Speaker 1: about you? Have you ever been to a baby shower before?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the ones for your kids would count. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to baby showers and bridal showers where
Speaker 3: I had to leave after it started. Oh so you know,
Speaker 3: I've been to bachelorette I've seen bachelorette parties and restaurants.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say
Speaker 1: that nobody gives a fuck about your baby shower, including
Speaker 1: the guests. I don't think anybody wants to be there.
Speaker 1: I think I except for the person, obviously the family
Speaker 1: having the baby. But I can't see why everyone they
Speaker 1: have this. It seems like it's like a fake happy
Speaker 1: like or a fake enthusiasm to be's sitting there like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: all we're having it's time for uh, you know, to
Speaker 1: open up some presents here, you know, let's go ooh
Speaker 1: and ah. But but but brody, they take it to
Speaker 1: the next level. They did some other things at this
Speaker 1: bat At this party, a woman gets up and says
Speaker 1: it's time for baby Reagan trivia, and she starts with
Speaker 1: like questions about the baby, and like, so, who in
Speaker 1: the family came up with the name Reagan? Was it?
Speaker 1: And and it's like, that's right, The answer is Lauren.
Speaker 1: Lauren came up with Reagan the name for the baby.
Speaker 1: And all I could pure is everyone sitting there, all
Speaker 1: the other twenty three people not participating in this, saying
Speaker 1: like nobody gives a fuck. I hate this, get me
Speaker 1: out of here. Maybe the people that aren't like the
Speaker 1: immediate family, because there's a lot of the people that
Speaker 1: may not even know who Laura is. Who cares what
Speaker 1: it's If you think about it, if you strip it,
Speaker 1: if you strip it down, all a baby shower is
Speaker 1: is a self absorbed moment that you get to have
Speaker 1: because you're celebrating the birth of your child. I get it,
Speaker 1: who hasn't come out yet, But as the anticipation of
Speaker 1: the child and everyone else is there, I guess there
Speaker 1: for the food or the company and maybe, but everything
Speaker 1: turns into baby trivia and things like they do this
Speaker 1: game where they do the dirty diaper game. They did
Speaker 1: the dirt You knowed the dirty diaper game? No oh Brody.
Speaker 1: So apparently it's a thing at a lot of baby showers.
Speaker 1: They take a bunch of baby diapers right before the
Speaker 1: right before the event starts, and they take a piece
Speaker 1: of melt a chocolate and they put the chocolate and
Speaker 1: wrap it in the diaper and they melt in the
Speaker 1: microwave for like thirty seconds, and they have like five
Speaker 1: different diapers with five different chocolates. So and it's all
Speaker 1: mushed and into the diaper. Looks like shit, right, but
Speaker 1: the the idea is from the past. The diaper around
Speaker 1: and everyone has to smell it and write down diaper
Speaker 1: number one? What is that? And it's like, oh, a
Speaker 1: little peanut butter. That's gonna be a Reese's peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1: But the chocolate is all it doesn't have its regular
Speaker 1: form because it's been melted, so you don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck it is. It's just I guys talk about sports, right,
Speaker 1: So they do the dirty diaper game, so they and
Speaker 1: then and then they do it game with with where
Speaker 1: they make the women put on bibs and then drink
Speaker 1: from a baby bottle and then who yeah, I know
Speaker 1: about that one suck down the bottle the quickest, and
Speaker 1: that's the one you're married people. Do people really like this?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you get to do does anyone? Is
Speaker 1: there any woman listening right now who actually says they
Speaker 1: could raise their hands say you know what, I love
Speaker 1: going to other people's baby showers. It's the perfect way
Speaker 1: to spend a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3: I think it's the bonding that women like. And you know,
Speaker 3: the baby bottle thing with the nipple drinking, that's a
Speaker 3: fun challenge. One shoot, I don't know if I would
Speaker 3: I need to, I mean sniffing the diaper thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to be a part of
Speaker 1: these reindeer games. No, thank you, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I do get the bonding thing. Listen, Well, I mean
Speaker 1: when guys go to bachelor parties, you know, there's some
Speaker 1: underwear sniffing going on sometimes, so it's similar, but it's
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with any of that. We're talking
Speaker 1: about baby Reagan. Trivia twenty questions about the baby. About
Speaker 1: baby Reaganes sounds so much like Reagan, which makes me
Speaker 1: think of an old old man a girl Reagan. So
Speaker 1: we were name Reagan is a girl's name, I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're sitting there, we're having brunch, and we're sitting there,
Speaker 1: and we're right next to it, and we know a
Speaker 1: guy whose last name was Reagan, Brian Jason, Uh, Jeff Reagan,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Jeff Regan. Yeah, successful Uh music music, Uh, programmer
Speaker 1: for a serious except anyway, by the way, his radio
Speaker 1: name is Reagan. Oh yes, by his last name. Imagine that.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there, and
Speaker 1: we're eating eggs benedict, and we're sitting there like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, these people cannot be having a good time
Speaker 1: behind us. This is Territ chocolate exactly. He's not telling
Speaker 1: you what, sir, you know what I will say. I
Speaker 1: will say that. I'm good. I'm happy that I don't
Speaker 1: have to go to a baby shower or even a
Speaker 1: bridal shower for that matter. I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people that they have those those same types of similar
Speaker 1: games there, and it's the same format. But I can't
Speaker 1: imagine people like looking forward to those. Maybe they need
Speaker 1: new games. Maybe they need new games for bridal showers
Speaker 1: and baby showers and maybe environment, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: they just need to like do what a bachelorette party
Speaker 1: does and just go travel away, go somewhere and just
Speaker 1: party or drink or I don't know. The mother's the
Speaker 1: main woman is pregnant, so she's not gonna go party
Speaker 1: and drink. That's true. Hopefully let me just rephrase that,
Speaker 1: hopefully she's not going with party and drinking. You can't
Speaker 1: be too sure these days, right, any days? Right?
Speaker 3: So anyway, dude, when I was a manager of Red Robin,
Speaker 3: there was a woman at the bar. I the general
Speaker 3: manager called a mole security on her, but she was
Speaker 3: like seven months pregnant, drinking and smoking at the bar.
Speaker 1: They're like, you gotta leave, that's crazy. That yeah, that
Speaker 1: woman they put their baby, I don't know, to your kid. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, so it's not these days, it's it's
Speaker 1: it was always you know whatever, Hey, speaking of brunch slices.
Speaker 1: You know me, You guys know me fairly well in
Speaker 1: terms of my spending process, my thought process when it
Speaker 1: comes to spending a lot of money on certain things.
Speaker 1: And you also know that I'm currently not working well
Speaker 1: Scary and I share Instagram videos all the time of Hey,
Speaker 1: check out this pizza place, or check out these great desserts.
Speaker 1: Scary sends me a video on TikTok or Instagram forget
Speaker 1: which one, And it's for a brunch. And the brunch
Speaker 1: is gourmet to the hilt, gourmet brunchy brunch brunch. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is really fancy. It's the Toyota Crown Special Menu,
Speaker 1: three course menu in Greenwich Village, Manhattan, at a place
Speaker 1: called Palma Alma. Uh huh poll yep slices.
Speaker 3: How much do you think the brunch was a brunch
Speaker 3: little Sunday brunch? Would Scary recommending David Brody go for
Speaker 3: bunch a Scary. A normal bunch for me would probably
Speaker 3: be like thirty five forty dollars forty five if it's fancy,
Speaker 3: person not a holiday person, not the whole table. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have a family of five. I'm not going for
Speaker 3: you know, but I really scary sends me this. You
Speaker 3: gotta go, Brodie, you gonna love It's great. One hundred
Speaker 3: and fifteen dollars a person. One hundred and fifteen dollars
Speaker 3: a person, brunchie bastard.
Speaker 1: What do you What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1: I send you stuff that that looked well one of
Speaker 1: these days maybe you aspired to going to a bunch
Speaker 1: like that. Sometimes I just like, I like the way
Speaker 1: the food looks. I just send it to you. I
Speaker 1: don't it's not even a suggestion that even I have
Speaker 1: you been there, scary? No, have you been there? No,
Speaker 1: I've not. Oh, okay, not been there? All right? No, right.
Speaker 1: It was one of those places where I was like,
Speaker 1: he's yam, I'd like to actually also, first of all,
Speaker 1: before we go to our next break, let me just
Speaker 1: say this to the slices who slid into my DMS
Speaker 1: and told me that I should take David Brody. I
Speaker 1: should have taken him to the steak dinner that I
Speaker 1: went to the other night. I went well, Old Homestead,
Speaker 1: my favorite very famous steakhouse, I said.
Speaker 3: On this podcast when somebody you asked me what my
Speaker 3: favorite steakhouse in New York is, it's Old Homestead, well
Speaker 3: on the West.
Speaker 1: Side on Ninth Avenue. Yes. Yeah, So I went out
Speaker 1: to Old Homestead because the other night, one night only,
Speaker 1: they were rolling back the prices to eighteen sixty eight.
Speaker 1: It was it was it was actually it was a promo.
Speaker 1: It was a gimmick. So they gave you so you
Speaker 1: get your choice of steak. The steak was ten cents,
Speaker 1: so we all of course got the bone in ribbi. Duh,
Speaker 1: you have a big ass friggin steak for a dime.
Speaker 1: The mac and cheese and a mac and cheese and
Speaker 1: a cream spinach side was six cents, Caesar salad was
Speaker 1: seven cents, and the the dessert, which is their cheesecake.
Speaker 1: I didn't care for eight cents. So basically, you get
Speaker 1: an entire meal top to bottom. Four do the math
Speaker 1: on that, and it was prefixed. So basically, you choose,
Speaker 1: choose your steak, you choose, you know, you get the
Speaker 1: caesar salad and you get both accoutrema and you get this,
Speaker 1: and you get the cheesecake. So all that came out
Speaker 1: to like maybe I don't know, like forty three cents
Speaker 1: a person, and there were like four of us. I
Speaker 1: mean we ate for like a dollars twelve. It was.
Speaker 1: It was insane. It was. It was awesome. But here's
Speaker 1: here's the thing. While you're anything like that.
Speaker 3: First of all, how does Old Homestead make any money
Speaker 3: if they're giving away their meal for a dollar fifty?
Speaker 1: It was one night only. It was a gimmick. It
Speaker 1: was their birthday and they wanted to do something that
Speaker 1: would be a big splash. So so hold on. So
Speaker 1: about a month ago they made I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: A month ago they put it out there they were
Speaker 1: going to do this, and they said there was going
Speaker 1: to be half the room was going to be reservations
Speaker 1: and the other half was going to be walkins. Well,
Speaker 1: I believe as soon as word got out they were
Speaker 1: doing that, the reservations sold out. And it was from
Speaker 1: five pm to nine pm, and all three floors. The
Speaker 1: reservations sold out in about maybe twenty minutes maybe less.
Speaker 1: So fuck it. You couldn't get in now. Walk ups
Speaker 1: day of people were there at ten o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning with their families online in front. It was a
Speaker 1: shit show. It was chaos out there, and the line
Speaker 1: was down the block are wrapped around a corner for
Speaker 1: people like just waiting a chance, like being on quotes
Speaker 1: stand by to walk in. And they got through about
Speaker 1: maybe a third of the line before they had to
Speaker 1: go out there and shut it down because people because
Speaker 1: the tables were turning and it takes about an hour
Speaker 1: to turn a table because you're doing get three course meal. Well,
Speaker 1: they called me on that Monday last Monday, and they
Speaker 1: were like, we know, I know it was Monday, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how I know it was Monday when
Speaker 1: you know what your story Okay, And they said, we
Speaker 1: want you, Scary and someone from the morning show and
Speaker 1: maybe a couple of people from the afternoon show to
Speaker 1: come and to have dinner. So I'm like, okay, great,
Speaker 1: So I said, I said, I'm the only person on
Speaker 1: the morning show that can come. And I thought that
Speaker 1: Maxwell was coming with Crystal, because well, Crystal and Max
Speaker 1: will do an afternoon show a Crystal Max will do
Speaker 1: afternoon show well on New York. Yeah, see hundred New York.
Speaker 1: So I said, all right, I'll just come by myself
Speaker 1: and I'll meet Crystal and Maxwell there and they had
Speaker 1: three slots for us. This is, by the way, this
Speaker 1: was the PR company that actually got in touch with
Speaker 1: me to do this, all right, And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going, I said, but here's a problem. First of all,
Speaker 1: I have dinner planned with my other friends at the
Speaker 1: same time that night, and I said, I said, you
Speaker 1: put me in a bad situation here. So, as it
Speaker 1: turned out, my friends said, all right, well if you
Speaker 1: go to your dinner, go to your dinner with your
Speaker 1: your radio crew, because obviously the reason why they do
Speaker 1: this is because they want to put the publicity, so
Speaker 1: they invite you. So as I'm on my way there,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing from Crystal that, oh, Maxwell's on vacation. So
Speaker 1: we have three slots and there's two of us, and
Speaker 1: I'm already on my way there. So a part of
Speaker 1: me this is where the slices come in because they
Speaker 1: saw me post this on social and they're like, why
Speaker 1: did you invite David Brody and give him his steak dinner?
Speaker 1: And I thought about this in the moment. I thought
Speaker 1: about this in the moment. Here it comes Daddy. I hear, hey, slices,
Speaker 1: take it out. You hear Brody's voice. This is exactly
Speaker 1: how it is, right, So I was I was like thinking, like,
Speaker 1: if I was to call Brody right now and invite
Speaker 1: him out to the steak dinner, technically I could take
Speaker 1: him out to this steak dinner and pay for it.
Speaker 1: And of course the prices are eighteen sixty eight prices, right,
Speaker 1: so technically I can get away with saying that I
Speaker 1: paid for steak dinner. Right. No, exactly, which is why
Speaker 1: I didn't call your fucking ass because I knew, damn well,
Speaker 1: this was not going to count toward the quote steak
Speaker 1: dinner that you claim that I owe you. Because and
Speaker 1: by the way, Scary admitted on the Slice Time last
Speaker 1: week's Slice Time from a few days ago, he admitted
Speaker 1: he said Greg t didn't buy you a steak dinner either, either,
Speaker 1: meaning the two of you didn't buy me a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Go back and listen if you haven't listened to Slice time,
Speaker 1: Scary admitted it. Okay, here's the thing. But before you
Speaker 1: get David, No, So Dave, who was I was originally
Speaker 1: going to dinner with. I took him as my guest
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to fuck him over because we
Speaker 1: were originally going to dinner, and then Crystal couldn't bring Maxwell.
Speaker 1: So I immediately called, uh my buddy Will who was
Speaker 1: coming off of work in the city at five o'clock,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, it's it's it's a free slot.
Speaker 1: It's a table for four. Let's go, because it was.
Speaker 1: It was actually I actually got the fourth slot for Dave,
Speaker 1: so it was a table for four that I was
Speaker 1: being given at the last minute. It all came together.
Speaker 1: She goes, I got you covered off, bring your extra
Speaker 1: person table for four, And I said, will you want
Speaker 1: you want dinner? Come Brody. There was no way a
Speaker 1: you were getting into the city that quickly and gonna
Speaker 1: gonna jump on a dime. Secondly, I wasn't gonna get
Speaker 1: credit for buying you your steak dinner anyway, because you
Speaker 1: would have told me exactly what you're about to tell
Speaker 1: the slices. Go ahead, Brody, What if I took you
Speaker 1: to dinner? What would have happened? What would you have
Speaker 1: told me? First of all, First of all, you should
Speaker 1: invite me to steak dinner, regardless of whether or not
Speaker 1: it covers the dinner you owe me. You could have
Speaker 1: just said, say, join me for a dollar fifty worth
Speaker 1: of steak dinner. The slices were telling the misteak dinner.
Speaker 3: The whole point of steak dinner is that you have
Speaker 3: to suffer the penalty and pay a lot of money
Speaker 3: to take me to dinner.
Speaker 1: That's fucked. You're getting the same way. The free dinner
Speaker 1: didn't count. A dollar fifty dinner doesn't count. But it's
Speaker 1: all said. You get everything you back back bro Prime.
Speaker 1: You got it also for a dollar fifty. I would
Speaker 1: rather pay the dollar fifty and have you still own
Speaker 1: me the dinner I can't get for dollar fifty. But
Speaker 1: the listeners, the slices were like, no, no, Brodie, You'll
Speaker 1: let you off the hook. They're like, if you want
Speaker 1: taking Brody, you would have taken Brody. He would say
Speaker 1: that would have dyould said that would have counted?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, they're wrong, they're wrong, and would no, that's
Speaker 3: not what I would have said. See because you still
Speaker 3: because the whole point of all this was I did something,
Speaker 3: and I talked about this last week people on Slice time.
Speaker 1: People said, well, what exactly. Remind us again what happened
Speaker 1: to you and your career and how you stuck your
Speaker 1: neck out and made lifetime enemies of management because you
Speaker 1: did this for your coworkers, and here we are twelve
Speaker 1: years later, you still have not repaid me, and you
Speaker 1: still worked there with the same people who are still
Speaker 1: mad at me forgetting all you guys all that money.
Speaker 1: See now, I'm glad you asked me to do for you,
Speaker 1: But I tried to repay you twice. You couldn No,
Speaker 1: you could have just taken. You could have just said
Speaker 1: I took you. You love a bargain. No, you should
Speaker 1: have said, bro, you'd love a bargain. Get into the city.
Speaker 1: You go to All Homestead, your favorite steakhouse by the way,
Speaker 1: All Homestead. If you remember Slices, you'll remember this because
Speaker 1: you remember that show more than we do. I talked
Speaker 1: about taking my friend for his bird fortieth birthday back
Speaker 1: in the day to All Homestead with twelve of his
Speaker 1: drinking buddies because my friends at bartenders, all of his
Speaker 1: friends and drinkers, and I paid four hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: dinner to take him to his birthday. It was an
Speaker 1: old homestead, so it'd be nice to go back there
Speaker 1: and be even. I'd be even.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'd paid two hundred for both times
Speaker 3: and i'd be even the last time I went to
Speaker 3: Old Homestead cost me four.
Speaker 1: Hundred dollars for only my food night and drink. Which
Speaker 1: but that's okay because you were only concerned with paying
Speaker 1: your debt to me, knowing I wouldn't accept that as
Speaker 1: a debt. You're like that. Fuck them. And here's the
Speaker 1: worst part. Slices that day, Scary texts me and says, hey,
Speaker 1: we normally do Slice time at seven o'clock on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Can we do eight nine o'clock tonight? And I said,
Speaker 1: all right, well I do want to watch more than
Speaker 1: night football, but all right, yeah, eight o'clock is fine.
Speaker 1: You know how late can we go? I got stuff
Speaker 1: to do for the radio station.
Speaker 3: So then he texted me at seven point thirty two
Speaker 3: or something and says, hey, man, I'm running by on schedule.
Speaker 1: It was Mayhem. I had this thing today. It was Mayhem.
Speaker 1: He sends me pictures of people lined up outside are building.
Speaker 1: He doesn't show me what building. He sends me pictures
Speaker 1: by a building, and I recognized the building in what
Speaker 1: street it was on. So I thought it was like,
Speaker 1: it's near Chelsea Market and and it's it's near the
Speaker 1: restaurant where Elvis took us for a holiday party like
Speaker 1: five a year, so I knew the street. But he
Speaker 1: never mentioned it was Old Homestead or he went to
Speaker 1: dinner for a dollar fifty. He just says, oh, it
Speaker 1: was Mayhem, and we were supposed to get seated at
Speaker 1: this thing we were it was late, we got I
Speaker 1: got home late that night. I couldn't do We didn't
Speaker 1: get seated for an hour and a half. Why don't
Speaker 1: you tell me at six o'clock when you knew you
Speaker 1: were out and have fine schedule? Never mentioned any of this.
Speaker 1: Christy felt guilty. Slices, He felt guilty. I feel guilty,
Speaker 1: prick the more than steak. The only thing I like
Speaker 1: more than steak is a deal. You cost me a steak,
Speaker 1: dinner and a deal. Now you owe me a deal.
Speaker 1: You owe me a deal. Damn it, Old Homestead.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, I've got one hundred thousand social media followers.
Speaker 3: I would love to promote your business. It's my favorite steakhouse.
Speaker 3: The seafood tower is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: There was no seafood Tower on the menu that night. Well,
Speaker 1: of course not. They can't possibly give you that for
Speaker 1: thirty cents holy shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like a lot of steakhouses, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: all the Homestead's my favorite ten cents as far as
Speaker 3: the New York Old School, Yeah, steak, and they.
Speaker 1: Gave you, they gave you the cow outside they do. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't see the cow out there. I think there's
Speaker 1: the cow on the roof for something. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't see it. That's what was missing from the Marquee,
Speaker 1: wasn't Yeah, I didn't see it. But anyway, they offered
Speaker 1: the filet mignon, they offered the New York Strip and
Speaker 1: the bone in Ribbei And then the waiter was like,
Speaker 1: get the boat in Ribby, you get like three times
Speaker 1: he met a meat. Bro Do you like three times
Speaker 1: they met a meat? Nah? Not not. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm a fan of Arnold Palmer. Hyo, uh,
Speaker 3: you make me curse scary, you make me upset? Hey,
Speaker 3: oh you know what that reminds me though, Speaking of cursing,
Speaker 3: I have a story for you. You you ever see
Speaker 3: somebody who does a profession and you're like that, like
Speaker 3: if you met a mountain climber and they told you
Speaker 3: they were afraid of heights.
Speaker 1: Nobody He's like I want to be a mountain climber.
Speaker 1: You were like, that's probably not a good profession for.
Speaker 3: You, right right, If if you were, if you were,
Speaker 3: if you had a friend who was like afraid of
Speaker 3: bugs and mice, and he's like, I think I would
Speaker 3: have been extterminator, you'd be like, that's probably not a
Speaker 3: good job for you, right right. So I belong to
Speaker 3: a comedy comedian comedy writer group on Facebook and this guy,
Speaker 3: this guy writes, I'm gonna say his real name.
Speaker 1: His name is Johnny. You don't leave it at that, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you his last name. He says, Hey, everyone,
Speaker 1: is there any chance anyone can point me in the
Speaker 1: direction of someone in comedy who could help me learn
Speaker 1: how to clean up my stage act and make it
Speaker 1: more family friendly. I tend to curse a lot. Any
Speaker 1: help would be great, appreciate it. So I wrote, don't
Speaker 1: fucking ask me, ha you you served him a joke
Speaker 1: right back? That's great. When he writes back, I wasn't
Speaker 1: talking to you. I don't know who you are, and
Speaker 1: I don't need that attitude. Oh my god, obviously he's
Speaker 1: not a good comedian. How do you miss that? How
Speaker 1: do you miss that? Hey, I'm looking for someone to
Speaker 1: help me clean up my axe. I don't curse as much.
Speaker 1: I want to make it more family friendly. I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't fucking ask me. In other words, I can't help
Speaker 1: you because I look, I'm cursing with you exactly. Did
Speaker 1: you write that in the public forum? Yes, it's it's
Speaker 1: in the comedy Facebook page. Didn't anybody like it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, people wrote back, like, seriously, you don't get that
Speaker 3: he was joking. I mean, don't be a comedian. He's
Speaker 3: certainly obviously he's not a very good comedian at all.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, I like, it's I'm basically saying, how
Speaker 1: the fun would I know how to work clean? Right?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see uh, Johnny L on on stage
Speaker 3: anytime soon.
Speaker 1: So, Johnny L? So what is this? What is this forum? What?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand this little world that you have? Okay,
Speaker 1: Facebook has group pages, Yeah, it's a face group. What
Speaker 1: are the comedians doing they're sharing like yeah, they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking for an opening act or anybody
Speaker 1: need an opening act or I'm looking to tour with somebody,
Speaker 1: or hey, I'm okay it's for comedy writers. If they're
Speaker 1: actually sharing material, I'm like, no, never shared material, That's
Speaker 1: exactly it. I'm like, yeah, what's there to share. There's
Speaker 1: nothing sharing about that. I mean basically they like to
Speaker 1: keep this ship to themselves. I thought people were writing
Speaker 1: comedy on there and posting it. I'm like, who would
Speaker 1: do that? So it's for gigs. It's for gigs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's whatever, right. Also on Facebook, not a scamboni, and
Speaker 1: it seems to be people with unusual names, not American
Speaker 1: style names, let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3: And they put up riddles like you're in a Facebook,
Speaker 3: like you're in a pickleball group. They put up a riddle,
Speaker 3: you're in a swap site, like you want to sell
Speaker 3: things in this town. They put up their clickbait, right,
Speaker 3: they promise you things. So they always do, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll give ten dollars to anyone that could name a
Speaker 3: state in the country that that doesn't have an E
Speaker 3: in it, as if that's impossible.
Speaker 1: Right, So this is the one that I saw this week.
Speaker 1: I'll McDonald's anybody. In other words, I guess in English
Speaker 1: you'd say I will buy McDonald's for someone. I'll McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Anybody that tells me a state that does not have
Speaker 1: an E in it, I mean most of them don't
Speaker 1: have e's in the Nate like Alaska, California, Florida. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not like it, but people like get all excited
Speaker 1: and they start naming states like it's difficult. So beware
Speaker 1: of those. There's oh, uh, Low's is hiring right now.
Speaker 3: Hit me up for information on how to get a
Speaker 3: great job at Low's. They're just scams. They're just scams
Speaker 3: by people who don't even live in the country. You
Speaker 3: click on their profiles and they're like, they don't they're
Speaker 3: not you know, they're just scams. But the whole oh,
Speaker 3: you'll never, you'll never, you'll you'll never be able to
Speaker 3: name a state capital that doesn't that doesn't start with A.
Speaker 3: It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. Speaking of scams, scary.
Speaker 3: I got an email about my serious XM subscription that
Speaker 3: it's running out. I need to click here to renew
Speaker 3: my subscription that's going to run out in a day.
Speaker 1: And uh, this is.
Speaker 3: The email address that it came from. Because sometimes it
Speaker 3: doesn't show the email address. You have to click more details.
Speaker 1: Let me say, let me say s U S P
Speaker 1: I c I O n X suspicion x I U
Speaker 1: U l P l h W l at go E
Speaker 1: d k O p E k O s t U
Speaker 1: o U The fuck that? Does that sound like an
Speaker 1: official email address from sirius XM. Hell's no. In fact,
Speaker 1: that's the first thing I check. Anytime I see one
Speaker 1: of these fucking spammy looking emails come by. You look
Speaker 1: at to check the email address. It's always something stupid.
Speaker 3: Yes, here's another stupid thing on Facebook. This woman moved
Speaker 3: to an area in North Jersey. Okay, she used to
Speaker 3: live in Brooklyn, which is probably why she You'll understand
Speaker 3: what I tell you. She wrote, scary are I guess
Speaker 3: she was looking to meet new people because she just
Speaker 3: moved there. Yep, are there any ladies living in the
Speaker 3: Bergen County, New Jersey area?
Speaker 1: To which I wrote, no, they're all dead. Of course
Speaker 1: there are ladies living in that. What she meant was, hey,
Speaker 1: are you a woman living in the Bergen County area?
Speaker 1: I'm looking to make friends? Of course what she wrote
Speaker 1: was are there any ladies living in the Burgen Now?
Speaker 1: Bergen County is probably the home for like I don't
Speaker 1: know five hundred thousand people. She wants nothing as any
Speaker 1: ladies living in that county. That's sort of a dumb question. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then did I talk about the Munster's House? No? You
Speaker 1: have not?
Speaker 3: Are you sure I thought I did the munch of
Speaker 3: the Munster's House. I'll get back to it that I
Speaker 3: think I didice.
Speaker 1: What did it? Something? Mocking Bird thirteen thirteen mocking Bird Lane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a so there was a meme going
Speaker 3: around of a picture of the Monster's House from nineteen
Speaker 3: sixty four, the TV show The Monsters, and how it
Speaker 3: looks today, just slices. Let me know if I talked
Speaker 3: about that, and I'll if you tell me on slice
Speaker 3: time that I did, I won't talk about it. And
Speaker 3: if you can confirm that I definitely have not, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you about it. But I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 3: get into it. Somebody?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Uh oh, that's the review I read to you,
Speaker 1: And one more thing I wanted to read. Hang on
Speaker 1: one second. Oh, remember last week I told you about
Speaker 1: on Facebook I posted a doll American doll wheelchair. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I got flagged for it. Of course, So.
Speaker 3: Two things that came from that. I called eBay and
Speaker 3: I asked them. I said, hey, why am I getting
Speaker 3: flagged and threatened with.
Speaker 1: Uh with putting up a toy? It's a friggin toy.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. What is the problem.
Speaker 3: So the guy says to me, he says, listen, the
Speaker 3: AI automatically sees wheelchair and you can't sell that shit
Speaker 3: on here.
Speaker 1: So well, you got to fix the AI. It's problematic.
Speaker 1: It's picking up the wrong thing. It's flagging you when
Speaker 1: you don't need to be flagged. I mean, you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything wrong.
Speaker 3: Right, So he says to me, here's what you want
Speaker 3: to do. You want to post it. The item is postable.
Speaker 3: You just can't use the word wheelchair. So describe it
Speaker 3: in some way, but don't use the word wheel wheelchair.
Speaker 3: So I said, well, I don't wanders say you mean? He goes, well,
Speaker 3: figure out a clever, a clever way to explain that.
Speaker 3: So I put I said, chair with wheels, okay, chair
Speaker 3: with wheels, And I didn't get flagged. Chair with wheels,
Speaker 3: share with wheels, So it didn't get flagged.
Speaker 1: You got around it. I got around it. So a
Speaker 1: couple of slices hit me up and said, oh, we
Speaker 1: saw your post. I'm laughing my ass.
Speaker 3: Off because it's true what you said, and I want
Speaker 3: I deliberately went to your page because I used to
Speaker 3: live in your town, so I know what group you're in,
Speaker 3: and I see that it's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know, Instagram is fucking with gandhi and
Speaker 1: they're like shadow banning her for her name. Well, her
Speaker 1: name is baby Hot Sauce, So will you do search
Speaker 1: for baby Hot? Go ahead, try that. Everybody slices search babies. Nope, ahead,
Speaker 1: start searching her name baby Hot. What comes up? Brody?
Speaker 1: Read it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh exactly? Sexual abuse is illegal. See I already knew that.
Speaker 3: By the way, she.
Speaker 1: Basically is getting flagged for like a pedophile name or
Speaker 1: something like that, or.
Speaker 3: Child sexual abuse is illegal. We think that your search
Speaker 3: might be associated with child sexual abuse. Oh god, and
Speaker 3: you could face imprisonment. No, get me off this type
Speaker 3: in continue with Sauce. See if it comes up.
Speaker 1: No, my comes up after I type baby because I
Speaker 1: follow her, right, If you don't, then problem right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So yeah, so so she's unfortunately being like she's like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, I got nothing to do with any
Speaker 1: of this. You can't put two words together. Like, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, it means something awful. I mean, I
Speaker 1: understand baby hot because it's like hot baby, but that's
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's a it's a tough one, right
Speaker 1: because if you if you do, if you search for
Speaker 1: hot baby, how else would you how would you justify
Speaker 1: that you can't? Right? I mean, you have a hot
Speaker 1: baby and baby hot are not the same thing. I know,
Speaker 1: but the the intelligence on it is not intelligent. Clearly, clearly,
Speaker 1: maybe someday should happened to me.
Speaker 3: So yeah, exactly, So yeah, no, you know what, I
Speaker 3: I just got you know what, I thank you for
Speaker 3: reminding me. I I screenshoted it. One of our slices
Speaker 3: hit me up and said they were having a problem
Speaker 3: with Instagram. If I could find what they wrote that
Speaker 3: they got banned from Instagram for basically doing nothing, the
Speaker 3: same way that I got in trouble on Facebook, banned
Speaker 3: from the Funny You're Mentioning band from the Graham She said, Okay,
Speaker 3: so this is from Zig eighty eight ten Broady, I'm
Speaker 3: listening to I'm listening to the latest podcast. I'm having
Speaker 3: issues with Instagram like you are at Facebook. All of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I start getting flagged.
Speaker 1: From messages I post and posts I respond to somebody saying,
Speaker 1: oh that's awesome. Aw that's cute, and they fucking banned
Speaker 1: me for commenting for three days. What the fuck? I mean?
Speaker 1: AI is out of hand? Yeah. And also I see
Speaker 1: artists online, like actual people that draw for a living. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're they're saying they're being censored and they're being
Speaker 1: they're being you know, suspended or put on probation by
Speaker 1: Instagram because they're drawing like breasts or a woman or
Speaker 1: you know, the figure of a woman or what can
Speaker 1: be considered artistic impression, and they're getting they're getting clobbered
Speaker 1: because they're like, no, censor, censor this. You can't see this.
Speaker 1: That's nudity, that's vile. It's terrible. It is terrible. But
Speaker 1: people are, you know, unfortunately dealing with that. So anyway,
Speaker 1: So yeah, so there's there's a definite problem with with AI.
Speaker 1: It'll get It'll get smarter, interpret it will get smarter,
Speaker 1: I hope. So yeah, with Scary and Brodie, he's beginning
Speaker 1: getting smarter at some point. Scary I'll get smarter, right,
Speaker 1: What what kind of question is that? Well?
Speaker 3: I think that I'm doing the right thing. I think
Speaker 3: I'm being nice to people, and I get in trouble.
Speaker 3: So I got to be smarter and not try to
Speaker 3: help people. How So I'm coming out of face, uh
Speaker 3: of Facebook, I'm coming out of Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: Wait, David Brodie shops at Whole Foods. That's I do
Speaker 1: my Amazon return. I never thought i'd see the day.
Speaker 1: You're a liar. You're shopping at Whole Foods. Now you're
Speaker 1: who told you I return my That's where the Amazon
Speaker 1: return desk is, right, it is, I know it is,
Speaker 1: but that's why I was there. Okay, but I thought
Speaker 1: maybe you were actually shopping in the Do you ever
Speaker 1: have shopped there? Okay? There's a sauce called jar which
Speaker 1: they only sell there, and it's fantastic. You're always getting
Speaker 1: out my case for shopping there, and here you are
Speaker 1: no scary.
Speaker 3: I get on your case when you spend one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars on peanut butter, not because you shop at Whole
Speaker 3: food That was an accident, okay. And I go for
Speaker 3: Hole and you paid like thirty dollars to park. So
Speaker 3: I go to Whole Foods for select items I don't buy.
Speaker 3: I don't buy produce there. I don't buy things I
Speaker 3: can get somebody. That's what you should buy, is the cleanest.
Speaker 1: No, it's yeah. Okay, boy, you are fruit just you
Speaker 1: will believe anything. Fruits and vegetables anyway, that's what you
Speaker 1: should buy there. Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm walking out of Whole Foods. And there's a woman
Speaker 3: in her forty fifties walking next to me, and we're
Speaker 3: both walking to cross the street. And as we're crossed
Speaker 3: to get to like leave the sidewalk to cross into
Speaker 3: the parking lot the park the edge of the the
Speaker 3: edge of the sidewalk outside the doors right, and an
Speaker 3: suv comes comes by from right to left, right in
Speaker 3: front of us, like, and I reached my hand out
Speaker 3: and I stop her from getting hit by the suv.
Speaker 1: Not it. It was going maybe twenty something miles an hour,
Speaker 1: but fast enough to hit you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then so I save her, I think, And
Speaker 3: I got out a fucking asshole because the road is
Speaker 3: left to right. He's going he's in the wrong lane
Speaker 3: to be going right to left. So I'm like a
Speaker 3: fucking asshole. And he stops right past the little with
Speaker 3: the sidewalk dips to go into the parking lot. He stops.
Speaker 3: I turned to the woman and I go, fucking Mara.
Speaker 3: Now he's gonna walk and get out of the car
Speaker 3: yell at me. Right, he must have heard me, fucking douchebag.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, he almost hit you. And she goes, you're
Speaker 3: an asshole to me, walks into the street and gets
Speaker 3: into the suv. It was her car, it was her
Speaker 3: husband picking her up.
Speaker 1: I save her and curse the guy almost hit her,
Speaker 1: and she calls me an asshole. Yeah, because she was
Speaker 1: with the person the person who you called up right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's a loved one who was her husband son, I
Speaker 1: don't know whoever. It was almost her and I reached
Speaker 1: out and like whoa, whoa. Yeah, he must have seen
Speaker 1: her coming out of this store and pulled up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am thinking I'm saving her. It's like the asshole.
Speaker 1: That's hysterical. Don't help people be smarter, that is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Well, I had a similar situation as we
Speaker 1: were online, waiting to get in to the meat factory
Speaker 1: in the state there. Yeah, there was a woman with
Speaker 1: a clipboard out there and you know, ear piece, and
Speaker 1: the sidewalk was jammed and it's it's rush hour on
Speaker 1: Ninth Avenue in Manhattan, people walking back and forth. My
Speaker 1: friends and I were standing around. There was a big crowd,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Sometimes you know, you have to weave
Speaker 1: in and out of people if people are standing still
Speaker 1: on a sidewalk. Well, all of a sudden, some guy
Speaker 1: looks like maybe twice or size, she's like four to eleven.
Speaker 1: He's walking by and walks right up into her, right
Speaker 1: up to her, and it's like, get out of the way,
Speaker 1: get out of the way, get out of the way.
Speaker 1: He had it like shorts and a T shirt on,
Speaker 1: like he was like finishing coming off of a jog
Speaker 1: or something. And we're all bearing witness to this, and
Speaker 1: he's yelling, and there's there's a line of people around.
Speaker 1: There's the security guy at the front right, because we
Speaker 1: were right by the front door, and me and my
Speaker 1: friends were there, my friends and me, my friends and
Speaker 1: I whatever. Okay, So he goes right up against her.
Speaker 1: I was like, get out of the way, get out
Speaker 1: of the way, get out of the way, get out
Speaker 1: of the way, like this over and over again. Get
Speaker 1: out of the way. Now. At first, I'm like, is
Speaker 1: this guy, first of all, do they know each other?
Speaker 1: Is it a joke, and then several seconds later I
Speaker 1: realized it's not a joke. This guy's an asshole, and
Speaker 1: he's saying get out of the way. So I was
Speaker 1: just about to be like, the words are excuse me.
Speaker 1: I was gonna scream it out to him. But before
Speaker 1: I did that, I looked around me and I'm like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is gonna come to my rescue? If
Speaker 1: this asshole turns on me for screaming and jumping in
Speaker 1: the middle of this fight, that is like, like, because
Speaker 1: I really the guy deserved it. What a fucking douchebag. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to curse as much these days, but
Speaker 1: I just couldn't help it. Got out of the way,
Speaker 1: Get out of the get out of the way to a
Speaker 1: woman half his size. The guy, it was a real
Speaker 1: I wanted to punch him in the fucking face when
Speaker 1: he said that, and I really wanted to yell, but
Speaker 1: but I'm thinking, Okay, now, I did have sex on
Speaker 1: the way. Dave next to me and my buddy Will
Speaker 1: get handle himself. He's a big dude, and my buddy
Speaker 1: Will Will's a big dude. I guess the people that
Speaker 1: she was working for, which is a security guard at
Speaker 1: the front who looked like he could handle a couple
Speaker 1: of people. He was the bouncer with the earpiece in.
Speaker 1: But I didn't trust the bouncer or my friends enough
Speaker 1: that had I said something, that I would have been
Speaker 1: protected because it not. Did you ask them afterwards?
Speaker 3: Did you say, like, guys, if I had started a fight,
Speaker 3: would you have had my back? Were they dressed nicely?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They were, because they're not gonna want to ruin
Speaker 1: their clothes. I just don't know. I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like my boys will always have my back, but I
Speaker 1: second guessed it and I didn't, so I didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: and I let it happen.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you turn to your friends and why don't
Speaker 3: you turn to your friends and be like, listen, we good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something. This guy you could have checked
Speaker 1: in advance, because he wouldn't. Well, it was all happened.
Speaker 1: I mean all this was over in fifteen seconds, twenty seconds,
Speaker 1: twenty seconds. But he didn't hit the girl. No, But
Speaker 1: by the tenth second second I was I was, I
Speaker 1: already re reading the room and realizing that this guy
Speaker 1: was But then I'm thinking, like, this guy's mentally unstable
Speaker 1: because The next thing that my mind went to was
Speaker 1: if he's weird enough to like gether way, get out
Speaker 1: of the way, get out of the way, over and
Speaker 1: over again, like a broken record and not trying to
Speaker 1: be crazy. He could be a lunatic. And who knows
Speaker 1: if he's like carrying a knife or a gun, like
Speaker 1: you just don't know. So now would you would you have?
Speaker 1: Would you have gone at him if he was second
Speaker 1: quarter scary? None? No, no quarter scary? But then I
Speaker 1: feel I felt like, you know what I needed? What
Speaker 1: would it have gained? What would I have gained? Or
Speaker 1: what would have come? What positive thing could have come
Speaker 1: out of the situation had I told him to say that,
Speaker 1: to say, hey.
Speaker 3: Well you you would have defended the woman first of all.
Speaker 3: The second of all, here's what wouldn't have happened. He
Speaker 3: wouldn't have suddenly had a life epiphany and said, you know, sir,
Speaker 3: you are absolutely right, I need to be nicer to women,
Speaker 3: are ra to people in general. Right, he's obviously a
Speaker 3: mentally disturbed asshole, or he's just an asshole, and that's
Speaker 3: not gonna go well for you, exactly. That's not the
Speaker 3: kind of guy who's like, you know, what side. I
Speaker 3: didn't realize the air of my ways, my faux pas
Speaker 3: is so to speak, right, and I defer to you
Speaker 3: you are correct. I will go with your guidance on
Speaker 3: this one. No, he's gonna turn around and be like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Who the fuck is your business?
Speaker 1: Right? And it's gonna hit you before you realize exactly
Speaker 1: exactly and at the very least your friends are gonna
Speaker 1: pull him off you after your bruised, right, And then
Speaker 1: you gotta come on the podcast and I'll see your
Speaker 1: bruce face. You know what, I'll say, that's what you
Speaker 1: get for not inviting me to a dollar fifty stake dinner.
Speaker 1: You fuck would no sympathy for you? Would the guy would?
Speaker 1: Would the security guard have done anything? Though? Because I
Speaker 1: felt I felt I felt safe because there was a
Speaker 1: bouncer right there. But I'm like with the bouncer of god.
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you why you weren't on the grounds.
Speaker 1: It was an inn. I was outside the restaurant right
Speaker 1: you're on the side. I was in the front door
Speaker 1: right there. We were right there, a vestibule or in
Speaker 1: front of the door, in front of the door, five
Speaker 1: feet from the door. Mmm.
Speaker 3: No, I mean your blood would splatter onto the property.
Speaker 3: But otherwise you're on the public street and he's gonna
Speaker 3: have to face a lawsuit if he gets involved. He's
Speaker 3: not gonna want to get involved because you're not trespassing.
Speaker 1: The fight wasn't on. Like, he's has every right to
Speaker 1: defend the inside, right, but can he defend the outside?
Speaker 1: And who is he defending you? Right?
Speaker 3: As far as he knows, you're just some jamok who
Speaker 3: started to fight with another guy.
Speaker 1: Exactly, so, in a moment's notice, I said, scary, don't
Speaker 1: say anything, just let this happen. And of course he obviously,
Speaker 1: you know somebody. The crowd parted ways, the seas were parted,
Speaker 1: and he was able to go on his way, and
Speaker 1: he just kept full steam ahead and kept crowd did
Speaker 1: in part ways. That means they would have left, no,
Speaker 1: so he so he left. He went looking to the
Speaker 1: other side of the He got around the crowd, He
Speaker 1: got around it. He got around it, okay, So he
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to cut the line. He just wanted to
Speaker 1: keep walking, wasn't it. He wanted to just walk. He
Speaker 1: was a pedestrian who was walking, and the girl with
Speaker 1: the clipboard and the microphone, and the and the was
Speaker 1: in his way, was in his path. If I'm you,
Speaker 1: I would have punched the guy. Oh yeah, sure you would.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. If I'm me, I'm not doing it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: If I'm you, absolutely yeah, you're a coward. Hey, thanks,
Speaker 1: I did I got pickleball story slices. What would you
Speaker 1: have done? Next week? Pick a ball Boys, Boys,