WEBVTT - #313: MOVE, B*TCH GET OUT THE WAY! 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:08.080 I guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn Moss 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:11.920 that had been away. They both have so much to see. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.720 You know their names of brilliant. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:36.080 Skiers Brooklyn Boys episode number three thirteen woo yeah, the 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:41.159 Pound drone episode Buddy. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:43.839 And by the way, speaking of episode three thirteen, Scary Yeah. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:47.000 For those of you who've already listened to Slice Time 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:51.720 for episode three twelve, I accused Scary of being wrong 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.960 at the beginning of the Slice Time intro and saying 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:55.840 it was Slice Time. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.440 Episode three long. Yeah, now you've got a face. He actually, 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.120 so you don't have to bombarred me. Hopefully you hear 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.680 everything in order. But yep, I went back and listened, 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.240 and he was I don't know why I was thinking 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.319 he said three eleven. He may have said three eleven 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.720 later in the sentence, or sometimes he says it's for 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.840 three twelve and three eleven in earlier, whatever the case. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.920 So I already know that I was mistaken. So there 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.600 you go. Okay, so you're going to clear the air 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.119 right there. Wow, Brody is wrong. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.760 No, it was wrong, no longer wrong because no light 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:26.760 that I said I was wrong, right right, So welcome 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:28.479 back from vacation. Eighty three. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.120 Yeah, hey, guess what that may be in the rear view, 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.280 but vacation eighty four is only a few weeks away. Yeah, 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.600 I know holiday holiday vacations coming. No, no, no, Thanksgiving the 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:46.520 week Thanksgiving week holiday vacation. Yeah yeah, not Christmas. M hm. Hey, listen, 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.680 I don't call the shots. Don't shoot the messenger. Theres 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:52.480 a lot of shooting going on. You don't call the shots, 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.760 but you don't object to the shots. That's fine. Oh yeah, 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.280 I'm taking everything I can get. Oh my god, I 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:57.880 still should. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.280 By the way, I was just gonna say, we play 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.280 boys or back in town whenever you take vacation, and 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:03.680 I think we may play that as much as this 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.840 startup startup jingle. Yes, you take vacation almost as much. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.880 That being said, if people listen like six weeks from now, 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.000 because they're behind, they were like, oh, I guess at 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:13.520 some point six weeks ago they're on vacation. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.000 I don't, you know, you look at me? Makes sense 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.040 unless you listen live. You look at me through the camera. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.680 You know what's going on with your face? What are 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:24.160 you doing? Well, dude, we were at we were at 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.079 the event last night for Danielle. We were it was 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.200 not a sponsor, but this was all for Saint No, 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.760 all for Saint Jude. It was all very money with 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.440 the Saint Jude. We went went went to a haunted house. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.360 Last night was with blood Man, a locally here in 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.760 New York City. I saw the makeup job on all 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.080 of you. Yeah, the whole morning show, uh you know, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.560 was part of it, and we were all, you know, 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:50.919 relegated to our different rooms. I was in Clowntown and 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.760 I chose a clown costume. But what I didn't realize 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.840 the time was when you dress as a clown at 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.800 Clowntown in their haunted house, you're in that's where everything 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.520 is three D fluorescent under black lights, so you need 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.480 special makeup. So they didn't put me in the regular 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.880 makeup chair. They put me in the I don't know 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.839 what this was, but it was the floor. This guy 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.320 needs extra help chare. Yeah. No, no, it was a 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:24.080 separate room where a fan needed to you know, a look, 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.640 not a fan. I'm talking about that physical fan and 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.320 like clean the air every fucking ten minutes. Because it 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.840 was the makeup. That's I guess it's like airbrush makeup 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.600 where they spray you with shit. Oh sure, and it 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:41.920 was like orange and green, and that that makeup is 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.840 special makeup so that when you see it in person, 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:46.600 like it looks three D it's jumping out at you 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:50.200 and and you're under the black light. Yeah. So so anyway, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.680 it doesn't it doesn't come off very well. So if 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:57.720 you take a look at my fingernails, oh yeah, they 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.720 look normally. The dirt they normally have on them. No, no, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.160 your nails, No dirt in your nails. No, the dirt, 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.960 see that that's not dirt, that's yeah, black. And the 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.840 cuticle they made my it's on my nail bed. Everything. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.840 I scrubbed the hell out of it. I don't know what. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.480 I don't know what's gonna And then if you look 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.160 at my face, certain parts of my face still have 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.880 these speckles on them. Oh yeah, look you have one eyebrow. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:24.960 Yeah of course, Okay, I was gonna let you finish 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.040 your own joke. Thanks, but yeah, no, I've got I've 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:29.640 got like black paint on me. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.440 And so why didn't you ask then or google now 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.320 what to use to get it off? 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:38.000 I'm learning now that. And why did they make your 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:43.320 teeth green? No, that's the actual color of my They 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.719 didn't touch my teeth. That's my teeth. Hey, thanks, hard 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.560 to tell? Well anyway, it said the number one thing 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:54.520 that it says to remove airbrush fluorescian paint, like this 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.080 is a big Clark acid. No, it's actually baby oil. Now. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:03.599 I may not be ditty, but now, but isn't it 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.799 crazy how your mind? Now that you think of something 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.000 so simple and wholesome and something is set like a 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.480 Johnson's baby oil, all of a sudden you think p 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.880 Diddy because he was caught with what of a thousand 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.320 cases of it? Something like that? You know what else 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.279 is ruined for me this week? What you know? 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:19.520 I go to I go to dinner with my friend 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.280 Jeff once a week, once every other week. And I 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:23.880 if I have soda now because I told you I 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:25.600 don't drink a lot of soda, I'll have a diet 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.440 coke and ice. You know that's my thing. My jam 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.560 mostly water now, but I occasionally die coke and ice. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.440 And he has the same drink all the time, which 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:38.160 is an Arnold Palmer. An Arnold Palmer, as you know, 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.320 is half iced tea half lemonade. Because the famous golfer 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.120 Arnold Palmer used to drink that, so they named it 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.200 after him because he became famous to drinking that and 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.599 people are like, oh, what's that drink? And so so 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.800 it's like it's like putting extra lemon in your ice tea, 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.320 right right, If you like iced tea with. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.600 Lemon, You're like, oh, I'll put lemonade in it. It's 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:56.760 a great It's like I used. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:01.240 To put I used to put h lemonade in my 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:05.080 die coke sometimes, okay, because like putting a lemon so 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.560 and I don't get credit for that the David Brody, Right, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.320 but you know, Arnold Palmer's name was in the news 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:11.880 this week. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:16.559 I'm sure you know. Why are you not aware? Not aware? 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.440 Oh yeah, all right, yep. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.040 Right, So for those who don't know what I'm talking about, 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:25.440 because it's it's there's a punchline coming. Trump was telling 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.800 his story in a campaign rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. Latrobe 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.240 is where Arnold Palmer either was born possibly, but also 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.520 he has a golf course there called Latrobe and he anyway, 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.760 so he was mentioning all Arnold Palmer was a friend 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.920 of mine, and allegedly went on he wanted for like 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.320 ten minutes talking about how Arnold Palmer had this massive 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.560 penis that other golfers would shower with him. First of all, 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.920 I'm pretty sure golfers don't shower together. It's not a 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:51.120 team sport, I do. I don't think that part of 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.800 the story is accurate. But anyway he's talked about, Arnold 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.400 Palmer was known for having a giant dick. So now 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.240 all over social media people are like, I can never 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.240 drink an Honold again without thinking about of his bartle's penis. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.440 Penis. Yeah, people were like, well, what else should we 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:06.840 call it? 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.080 We have to call it something else, So I suggest 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.840 you call it a cocktail. 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:15.040 Hile who Yeah. So now every time I think of 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.560 baby oil, I think if he did, now I gotta 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:19.560 go get some baby or Arnold Palm, you think of 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.560 a giant con to run, run, gotta get this fucking 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.160 makeup off of me. And well, listen, people's names are 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:30.680 ruined all the time by major hurricanes. Poor Helene, I 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.880 mean people named Helene right now, like, bah. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.640 You know what's gonna be the not it's gonna be terrible. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.720 But if if, and when the time comes and there's 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:44.040 a Hurricane Karen that does damage, it'll be like, oh, yeah, 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:44.880 fucking Karen. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:48.400 Yeah, but already Karen's names is ruined isis And if 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.600 you have the name Isis, you know you're you're pretty 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.880 much screwed. Screwed in fact, who God isis anymore. Gandhi 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:57.480 was talking about on The Big Show that she knew 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.840 a person named Covid before or Covid. Oh that's not 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.360 that's really Yes, she knows a person named Covid. I 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.040 don't know if it was a boy or girl, but anyway, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.240 but there are people whose people whose names are ruined 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.560 by uh, you know, just for whatever it is, or 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.040 you're you know again, you associate something with something else 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.080 because it became popular in pop culture and not in 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:21.840 a positive way. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.600 So yeah, well there's there was a I saw a 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.960 guy on somebody screenshot at it, but it was a 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.320 guy named Jeffrey Epstein who was like, I'm not that 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:30.080 Jeffrey Epstein. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.520 Oh my god, that's my friend. Oh you have a 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.040 friend named Jeffrey epste Jeffrey Epstein, did we talk about 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:36.520 this what we have talked about? Yes? It was me. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.760 You're talking about you're doing the story about my friend 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:39.400 shot on Twitter. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.079 I was not talking about your friend and I it's 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:43.559 the same, just like me where I get I get 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.439 shipped for having the same name as David Brody, the 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.400 Christian broadcaster, because every time he does something people don't like. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.120 They're like, fuck you, your piece of shit. I'm like, no, 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:55.080 I am, maybe guilty of things, but not that. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:56.360 Yeah. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:09:00.000 So you would imagine the hurricane if you have a hurricane, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.520 but usually the hurricane names aren't like Hurricane Mike. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.720 Now, Katrina will always be uh. I mean, if your 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:09.240 name is Katrina, people people remember many years ago I 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.800 worked with a Katrina. Yeah. Yeah, so that one did 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.640 that was hit. A lot of devastation in that one. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.880 So unfortunately, I mean, there was a Hurricane Andrew that 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.960 hit Miami after twenty five thirty years ago. That did 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.440 a lot of damage. Andrews a fairly common name, right, 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:30.040 so it may fade with time, but for now, Helene, Yeah, 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.200 what a mess. Yeah. So I was on vacation. I 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:37.160 went to New Orleans, the Big Easy. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.920 Do you remember the sketch from SNL the I just 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.559 came back from No Orlean's sketch. No where everybody, so 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:48.920 it's with Oh it's a great sketch. I forget her name, uh, 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.880 the tall blonde on the show. Anyway, the whole sketches 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:55.840 wherever she goes on vacation, she speaks like a native. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.040 Oh, we just came back from New Orleans. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.680 We had some hurricanes drying and so there was a 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.720 recurring sketch for a while that, So where's your accent? 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.959 I'm not that guy. I gotta say, though, for all 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:16.679 those who want to go visit, save your money. Really, 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.360 I don't know, Brody, I you know what, I went 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.800 there a drinker partier. I went there. The last time 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.360 I was there was like twenty five years ago. I 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.080 was there like two or three times. And listen, while 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.160 it has a lot of culture, and it's got a 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:35.800 lot of food, great food, Cajun, Creole, amazing cooking. I 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:40.760 have to say it's I can get great food anywhere, 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.560 and and it's not worth it for me because I 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.679 felt it was it was grimy, it was gritty. Now 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.800 it wasn't just the usual French quarter gritty where you know, 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.920 people were taking a piss on the side of walls there. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.280 You know, it was I felt safe inside the French 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.360 Quarter because it was protected, but it was there was 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:04.280 that that kind of like sleeves factor about it, you know, 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.520 like this, just like strip club after strip club after 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.439 strip club on Bourbon Street. You know it was filthy, 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.000 it had a smell to it. But but if you 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:18.160 complain about New York in this area, about the uh 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.439 the insane asylum running the town, it's ten times worse 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.920 over there. And you know they have a homeless problem, 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:26.480 like I know a lot of cities in America do. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.720 But it's just once once it gets dark, and once 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.800 you're on the perimeters of the French Quarter and you're 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:37.080 outside of it, and I don't know, there's something about 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:42.400 it that's just not great. I don't know, it's it's weird. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.080 You know, a lot of those of car cars, what 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.920 was it, the three the three legged cars, the three 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.839 wheeled cars. Yeah, well, well whether it be the two 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:53.640 wheels in the front, one in the back, or one 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.960 in the front and two in the back right right, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:59.080 run with the neon lights and blasted and make music, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:03.400 noise pollution. I just felt no, I just didn't feel 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:08.000 like listen, I go to Vegas, I go to Miami. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.160 I could party. I could party any city in the world. Okay, 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.839 I'll go to but I feel like there's more to 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.240 see at this point, and I don't want to take 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:19.000 a crap on New Orleans like I'm doing right now, 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:22.600 but it's just I just didn't didn't love it the 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.040 way I remembered it. I remembered it being so much more, 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.640 so much better. You romanticized it? Is that what that 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.079 is romanticizing? I remember I remember back in the day 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.760 going for a hurricane at Patt O'Brien's and it was 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.160 it was awesome, and it was had a great time. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.640 And now I just felt like it was a little CD. 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.280 It was a little downtrodden. It was a little I 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.760 think maybe when you were in your thirties, CD was fun. No, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.560 there's something happened during the pandemic that I don't know 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.400 turning back or maybe it was actually maybe I think 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.880 it might have been the hurricane that blew through there. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.160 What did they got? They got Katrina? Right, So that 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.920 was two thousand and four, like that was quite a while. Yeah, 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.000 Well I hadn't been there, but since before that, I 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.440 don't think that I think they've recovered twenty years later 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.640 from Hurricane Katrina. I oh, I don't know about that, 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.320 but I don't think that I don't think. I don't. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:11.839 I don't think one of the side effects of a 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:17.040 hurricane is seediness. I don't know the case. I had 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.240 family to go to New Orleans about two months ago. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.160 They loved it, but yeah, I wanted to love it. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.719 I wanted to love it. But anyway, since that was 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.679 New Orleans. And then I spent some time in in 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.160 in Florida, went to West Palm Beach and I went 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:31.800 to Fort Lauderdale. That was cool, you know, down, I'm 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.440 back here I am and had your boys end up there? 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:39.719 Which boys, Oh, Jetski Brian wasn't there, like two or 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:40.680 three boys were you? 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:40.840 Now? 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.960 Well, well, well Jetske Brian came with me, and then 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.960 we took turns like you know, visiting our friends like 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.679 with like it was like literally like who's going to 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.719 be in the guest chair tonight because we have a 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.319 lot of friends with a lot of people where you yeah, 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.600 a lot of friends of ours moved to South Florida 0:13:56.679 --> 0:14:01.600 and never came back, Like Ryan Knuckles. Oh, by the way, 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:07.040 Ryan Knuckles Knuckles, Yeah that yeah, that's his real last name. Knuckles. No, 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.280 that's his nickname. Nope, it's his last name. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.200 But that's such as did you become friends with him 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.400 because his name was Knuckles. He's got a nickname already. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.200 Yeah, and you c k o ls Ryan Knuckles. So 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:22.040 anyway that somebody so his daughter, Nope, that's his last name. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.120 His daughter. Somebody's okay, two hundred years ago. Somebody made 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.560 the name up. All names were made up at some point, right, 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.480 somebody made it up. But we were down there during 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.400 the Mets in the in the playoffs, and I know, 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.040 we really don't want to talk too much about this 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.920 because it was gonna make that well. I mean, uh, 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.600 they overachieved, had a great season. They did. I'm happy 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.560 they got as far as I like the Phillies who 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.040 had a great season then choked. I mean that's right. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:49.680 But but isn't it true of the losing team that 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.920 doesn't make it. We always say, well, we're just happy 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.720 we made it this far. You know, we listen the team. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:58.800 Any sport you root for slices if your team isn't 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.800 supposed to get to the playoffs, and not only they 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.120 get to the playoffs, they knock off two other teams, yeah, 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.840 and get to the the championship game of the league, 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:10.200 two games away from the world series. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.080 To face the best Yeah, to face the best team 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.800 in baseball, the Dodger. That's grave. Now you have optimism 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.960 for next By the way, you're gonna beat the Yankees. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:22.760 Sorry did I say that? You did say that? Sorry anyway. So, 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.240 by the way, Heidi Gardner was in that sketch. Oh, 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.600 of course, so I was so I anyway, I was 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.680 down there. So during the week we were watching the 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.960 games everywhere we went. And Ryan Knuckles daughter, her name 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:38.840 is Shae, named after Shae Stadium, Nice Knuckles, Shane Knuckles. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.120 She sounds like a really bad French restaurant in New Orleans. Oh, 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:46.520 it's so ceedy. We were having dinner at Shane Knuckles. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.160 You talk about a classless place in New Orleans, but 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:54.480 this was an except this was Boca is Ba. All right. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.520 I love I love Shan's mouth. I love Shae well anyway, 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.280 in English, Shaye lives in Bocha. So she made me 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.160 a friendship bracelet. Taylor was in town for the week. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.360 She tared the Swifties and invaded South Florida for the weekend. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.440 And so so Shae was in the mood to to 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.800 uh to to make friendship bracelets. And she made me 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:19.360 a a Scary Jones friendship bracelet in the colors of 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.600 the Mets. That's where that's where I was going with this. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:26.720 So I put on the Mets bracelet when I got 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:30.000 it on Monday or Tuesday, hoping that it would bring 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.560 us luck. I'm like, you know what, this is gonna 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.600 be like the coffee stained shirt year where I wouldn't 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:38.800 take off the shirt that had the coffee stain, my 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:42.400 Met shirt and I wouldn't wash it. Yeah, right until yeah, 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.480 because I felt like I was giving the Mets luck, 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:50.000 you know, like twenty fifteen. Well, I'm like me, yep, 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.680 I did not take off this bracelet. I did. I 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.640 showered with it, I slept with it, so that the 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.120 Shae made me this this, this this bracelet with the 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.880 Mets colors, and and I worried it wasn't the Brooklyn 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:06.480 Boys podcast colors. It couldn't be. Well no, well she 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.560 wanted to. She knew I was a Met fan, so 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:12.840 she made it anyway. Anyway, Yeah, the Mets suck. The 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:16.439 Mets lost, so I thought this was gonna be the 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:19.880 thing that got a little the Braves and they beat 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.879 the Brewers and they beat the Phillies. I know, and 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.440 it was a lot to be proud of, especially beating 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.240 the Phillies. God, I'm a I'm a Jets fan, you're 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.200 a Giants fan. We gotta be happy about the Mets season. Yeah, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.800 that's true. Football teams are terrible. But yeah, I mean, anyway, 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.560 I thought we were it was the start of something lucky, 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.240 but it wasn't. I was. I was hoping to come back, 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:42.240 you know, I was. I was hoping to have a triumph. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:46.879 I predicted a triumphant return. And I told Ryan, I'm like, 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:48.720 I can't wait to get on the Brooklyn Boys with 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:51.639 Brody and say the Mets are the Mets are in 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:55.600 the World Series because of Shay's bracelet. And I was 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.400 gonna hold it up to the camera, but like, this 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.280 is why the Mets are in the World Series. But 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:00.359 now I can't that. 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.560 You imagine Shoo Tani, one of the greatest baseball players 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.240 of all time, at the plate, striking out going damn bracelet, 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:09.480 you know, but in Japanese, of course, Hey by, let 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.440 me let me play that New Orleans clip real quick 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:11.960 on my call. 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.439 Hold on, here we go, so we just call them 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:20.680 the night whatever, Let's just go Hello, my sexy about 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:25.199 five years ago. Sorry, we're moving so slow. We just 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:27.960 got back from Nolin, you know, moving like a gator 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:33.560 down Bobbing Street. Blame. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:37.399 no no. You know when you've been in Orleans, the 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.439 slow gets inside it and it sticks to it bound 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:46.120 like no Orleans Molesses. I grew up in New Orleans 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:50.679 and I've never heard of Nolans Molestes. Anyway. There's just 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:52.520 there's a running sit that she did. 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.480 Wherever she went away to, she'd come back and she 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:58.480 was transformed, uh into anyway anyway, So I got get 0:18:58.600 --> 0:18:58.880 I know. 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:01.600 It's a surprise. I got a couple of pickleball stories 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:04.840 and a couple of time scams. I have to share 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.480 with you that maybe one's going to infuriate people, and 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.640 one is very very helpful tip that I learned from 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:12.439 someone who infuriated me when I figured out what they 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:14.440 had done. I can't wait to hear it right after 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.200 that podcast. 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:21.920 All right, I'm going to start with the time stories. 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:27.240 So I decided to meet someone who was from out 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:30.040 of town and they were staying in Brooklyn. 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:30.960 Brooklyn. 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:34.760 They told me where they were staying, and I said, oh, 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:36.240 he's like we should have lunch. I said, I have 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:40.080 a great idea. Why don't we meet at lmb's Pomoni Gardens, 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:43.920 my favorite pizza place in that area, and I'll treat 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:46.560 you to some local pizza and in Gravesend, which is, 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:48.359 you know, right near Bensonhurst, right next door. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:54.840 Great. Absolutely, So I look and I see. I tell them, 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:58.720 let's meet at one o'clock. And I have a pretty 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:00.320 good idea of how long it'll take in the get there. 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:01.880 He said he had a car, his friend lent him 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.679 a car, and he was going to drive from I 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:08.040 think he was staying by Prospect Park, which you know 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:11.480 is about twenty minutes no traffic from the pizza place 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:13.919 I'm meeting him at. So I drive from New Jersey. 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.920 It takes me, I don't know, forty minutes, maybe forty 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:18.600 five minutes to get there. I get there on time. 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:22.400 I get there at one o'clock and I sit down. Now, 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:27.280 you know, the tables outside at Spamoni Gardens are benches 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:30.680 with umbrellas, and some of them are benches without umbrellas, 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:32.520 like umbrella in the middle of the table hold there's 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:35.520 a table hoole like picnic benches right to table with 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:37.400