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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I have a friend who's not from America, um,

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Speaker 1: and so I just texted her something like, could you

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Speaker 1: do this thing for me that would be clutch, and

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Speaker 1: she texted back, of course what is clutch? And I

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Speaker 1: love her. I love people not from America. It's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: I noticed when I talked to people from traveling like

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Speaker 1: I do. I'll make friends and then I'll be texting

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Speaker 1: back and forth with them and I'll say something like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they probably don't fit that yeah, or they'll say something

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Speaker 1: to me and I have no clue. Yeah, she's from

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Speaker 1: she's from the UK. Like it's she's just she speaks English,

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Speaker 1: it's her first language. But like they don't use the

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Speaker 1: same idioms over there that we use over here. I'm

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Speaker 1: like that with foreigners from not Brooklyn. When I when

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Speaker 1: I meet people who aren't from my neighbor hood or

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Speaker 1: no clue. They think that I'm always like in a

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Speaker 1: hurry or rude or like trying to get and I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm just the way most rude. For instance, Uma, I

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Speaker 1: have no I'm one of those people doesn't have tolerance

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Speaker 1: for other other people's ways of things. Um, Jake just

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Speaker 1: came in and there's this little container here of sprinkles,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, why is this container of Jimmy's in here?

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Speaker 1: And you would have thought he stamped with my mother.

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Speaker 1: I had never heard that. That's how I moved to

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Speaker 1: the East Coast. They're not Jimmy's. There's sprinkles, sprinkle them

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Speaker 1: ice cream. So funny. It angers me the same way

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Speaker 1: at angers Broutie when people do that. Or if someone

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Speaker 1: calls a hero a HOGI, stop it. It's yeah, but

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Speaker 1: at least other people know what a hogi is. Even

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Speaker 1: if you don't call it a hogi. People up here

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Speaker 1: don't know what. Okay, do you know what they called

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Speaker 1: in Connecticut? A grinding and grinder, navy beans, navy and subs.

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Speaker 1: I've always called it a sub. I get the subthing

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Speaker 1: because it looks like a submarine. Yeah, but Poe Boy

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Speaker 1: is different. Is like hard bread, but with a hero

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Speaker 1: could be unhardbread. Yeah, I call it what it is,

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Speaker 1: the one that I know. Um, okay, so this is

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show. I'm Bethany Brodie's there, Nate

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Speaker 1: is here, Dina the makeup artist is standing in front

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Speaker 1: of Scary from Kissing Makeup Yeast. You know, back to

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Speaker 1: your thing about different cultures. I went out with this

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Speaker 1: girl from Bulgarian. I don't know if we ever talked

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Speaker 1: about this, but in order to indicate no, they nod

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Speaker 1: their head and yes is shaking your head. It's one

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Speaker 1: of the only few, if I think, it's the only

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Speaker 1: country where that actually happens. So in this case, no

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Speaker 1: does mean yes, yes, actually I'm shaking my head. Harvey

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Speaker 1: Weinstein only dated Bulgarian girls, you'd have a case yeah,

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Speaker 1: then you'd be fine. Um, okay. So actually what I

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Speaker 1: wanted to talk about is I needed your advice a

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Speaker 1: little bit because I there's this thing online that I

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Speaker 1: want to buy, but it's about two hundred dollars and

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Speaker 1: I have no intention of spending two d on it.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm doing the internet search for coupon codes,

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Speaker 1: and you know, you search for the product, and then

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Speaker 1: you search for the coupon code, and so often these

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Speaker 1: coupon codes are expired. They seldom actually work. But I

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Speaker 1: have been googling for probably thirty minutes trying to find

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Speaker 1: a coupon code. What is the law of diminishing returns?

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Speaker 1: At that point? How long will you waste on something

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Speaker 1: that is not working? You want the brody answer, do

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Speaker 1: you want to come? I want to? I want to

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Speaker 1: know for me to like I want to like Nate,

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Speaker 1: like Brodie. I know you'll go, you'll drive out of state.

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Speaker 1: Last week I spent forty minutes at bed Beth and

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Speaker 1: beyond trying to get off coupon to save like four bucks. Right,

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Speaker 1: But if you're like sitting and it's not going anywhere,

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Speaker 1: what is your time worth? I would say probably about

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes I would spend legitimate spend time looking for

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Speaker 1: an active code. And then the next step is leaving

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Speaker 1: in my cart and don't purchase it because some retailers

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Speaker 1: online retailers, if you leave it in your card and

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Speaker 1: you've already entered your information, they'll say, hey, you left

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Speaker 1: something in your card, here's ten percent off to get

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Speaker 1: you motivated to fittish. Check out what a great I

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Speaker 1: had that once. I can't remember the website, but but

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Speaker 1: Nate said about your cart, anything you look at on

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Speaker 1: every day you get something that's on sale in your

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Speaker 1: wish list. Oh that's fantastic, they'll go, oh, those USB

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Speaker 1: adapted yesterday though that you were looking at their on sale.

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Speaker 1: Now that's it. I don't pay full price in Amazon anymore.

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Speaker 1: must be a reason they give you off. They give

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Speaker 1: you discount I've got off. Sometimes try this. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: isn't necessarily a coupon code, but take whatever the order

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Speaker 1: a barcode scanner on your phone. Then wherever you are,

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Speaker 1: at work. That means like whatever you want life, you

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Speaker 1: But it also means like show that off, girl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what that when work work working, that's work. Ask

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Speaker 1: this sentence. You just blew my mind with the Amazon

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Speaker 1: Wishless thing. It's the best, honestly, at least discover that

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Speaker 1: three apples? How many to have two apples? Take two

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Speaker 1: apples from three apples? How many you have apples? Three?

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Speaker 1: Because you took them? Tap two apples from three apples.

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Speaker 1: You know, one story pink house. There was one pink person,

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Speaker 1: Uh no again, there are you know one story Pink

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Speaker 1: So Jack tells Jill, this isn't the five dollar bill

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Speaker 1: fifteen and sixteen were the same piece of paper, back

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Speaker 1: like all other books, has odd numbered pages on the right.

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Speaker 1: Therefore pages fifteen and sixteen are the front end back

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Speaker 1: All right, scary, here's another one. Why is this directed?

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Speaker 1: He said? Supped? All right. Two spies walk up to

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Speaker 1: Why did the one die? You gotta repeat this again.

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Speaker 1: Two spies are about to be killed at a bar.

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Speaker 1: They each order a drink. The one spy drinks his

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Speaker 1: Was there a third spy? The first time he told

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Speaker 1: I think you know the answer. A gunshot wound to

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Speaker 1: the chest. That should be your answer for everything. Now,

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Speaker 1: he was poisoned. He was poisoned. How why did one

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Speaker 1: it was the poison was in the ice and the

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Speaker 1: ice melted. That's why. Alright, scary leaving some stuff out

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Speaker 1: of that equation. I couldn't remember. It's bed. Two mothers

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Speaker 1: it's the same, say it again. All right, you should

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Speaker 1: use Italian food because scary. Two guys, two mothers and

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Speaker 1: and everyone ate a pizza. Yet only three pizzas were

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Speaker 1: got this, you got this. Let's first talk this out.

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Speaker 1: How do I want to talk this out? And wasting

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Speaker 1: it as a diagram. Come on, I got a doctor

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Speaker 1: one chary off, let's go. They were a grandmother, mother

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Speaker 1: his brother's sexist? He loves brain teasers. I see what

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Speaker 1: you did there? You made me into a sex you

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Speaker 1: minute morning show Elf,