Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So where we
Speaker 1: left off at storage, which, as you know, I got
Speaker 1: royally screwed Amy Holmie save two lockers. Open the two lockers.
Speaker 1: You know, you roll the dice and sometimes you crap out,
Speaker 1: so not the right two lockers. So the other lockers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've cut the locks, but I have to tell me
Speaker 1: first to get the other two paid, and then I
Speaker 1: can go in and get everything out, which is good
Speaker 1: news because we're finally moving, yay and yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I can get everything else out of storage. We didn't
Speaker 1: find the wardrobe, so you know, the wardrobe is all there.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I did find is a shit
Speaker 1: ton of spanks, Like I am so happy to report
Speaker 1: five babies. I finally lost the baby. Wait, yes, bo
Speaker 1: seven and uh, I don't need spanks anymore. Sorry, spanks,
Speaker 1: you know I love you, supported you for a long time,
Speaker 1: but I'm moving on. I'm not kidding you, guys. There
Speaker 1: were times. You can ask Jenny Garthus because she's had
Speaker 1: to do it many times. In a stall. I used
Speaker 1: to wear like four pairs of spanks at once. No
Speaker 1: one knew how I did it, Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: You look great, but then you know, trying to pee
Speaker 1: that's a whole other story. Spanks like it's a misconception.
Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get. Like I always
Speaker 1: had that fear, like, oh my gosh, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Like I had moments, you know where I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: if I'm ever single, what would happen? Because you're like
Speaker 1: selling a concept that's not what you get. So like,
Speaker 1: you know, take all four of those spanks out and
Speaker 1: you're just off and you're like, oh, roll out. Actually,
Speaker 1: but I had five C sections, you guys. So I
Speaker 1: have to go on record and brag for a second
Speaker 1: that my Obgyn says that I have the lady parts
Speaker 1: of a fourteen year old because it's intact and I
Speaker 1: do five sea sections on purpose. That's always like my
Speaker 1: standby that I have to say that because I feel
Speaker 1: like in Hollywood they're like, oh yeah, actresses, they just
Speaker 1: all get sea sections. If anyone out there has had
Speaker 1: a sea section, you know that it's not easy. They're
Speaker 1: like slicing and dicing through your stomach, through your muscles,
Speaker 1: like I'll never forget. Like the first time it happened,
Speaker 1: it was an emergency sea section, like I wanted to
Speaker 1: push you guys, I wanted to be that girl that
Speaker 1: you know. It was like I used to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, Okay, So I used to be addicted
Speaker 1: to soap operas and growing up my nanny that raised me,
Speaker 1: because obviously I was raised very different than the life
Speaker 1: I lead and the way I raised my kids. But
Speaker 1: I had a nanny that I called nanny because I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I thought that was her name, not kidding.
Speaker 1: Her name was Margaret. But she was like a mother
Speaker 1: figure to me and actually my daughter, Hattie, her middle
Speaker 1: name is Margaret, named after my nanny because we were family.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she would call them her stories. So I
Speaker 1: was watching soap operas like literally since I came out
Speaker 1: of the womb, like you know. So I would watch
Speaker 1: the stories and then they my nanny said. She would
Speaker 1: find me in the playroom with my stuffed animals and
Speaker 1: I'd be like you got this push push, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it's a beautiful baby bear like it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So since five years old, I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to have a baby. I want to push out a
Speaker 1: baby anyway. Oh, can I clarify something, you guys? I
Speaker 1: did make a remark in one of the episodes that
Speaker 1: I was saying, I haven't pooped alone in eighteen year
Speaker 1: and it's like the game of telephone. By the time
Speaker 1: it got picked up in the press and got translated
Speaker 1: to the press and was all over online, it says
Speaker 1: Tory Spelling, I'm not kidding forces kids to watch her poop.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm offended by that. I make them watch
Speaker 1: me pee as well. It's not just poop, So I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. Like that was kind of shaming because I
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, no, they must the whole point of
Speaker 1: the story. But every mother out there nose when you
Speaker 1: have kids, like there's no boundaries. They will tell you privacy,
Speaker 1: I need privacy, like it's the first thing out of
Speaker 1: their mouths. But when you're going in the bathroom, they
Speaker 1: have a million questions for you. They stare at you,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, okay, So no, I do not
Speaker 1: make my kids come into the bathroom and watch me.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in locking doors because if my kids
Speaker 1: need me or anything, so it never fails. Bo like
Speaker 1: my other ones don't come anymore. But when they're yeng
Speaker 1: and they come in and he said it, and he
Speaker 1: still walks in and I'm like, okay, dude, like you
Speaker 1: always ask me for privacy, give me privacy. So that's
Speaker 1: all I met. So yeah, what was my point here?
Speaker 1: Oh that I never have to wear spanks again. But
Speaker 1: those I found in storage. Yeah, so that's the storage update.
Speaker 1: But we still have a couple more weeks, right, or you.
Speaker 2: Have a long history with storage, don't you. In all
Speaker 2: the years I've known you, I feel like there's been
Speaker 2: a storage struggle at one point or another, and one
Speaker 2: even led to a yard sale, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, storage is part of my history. I
Speaker 1: grew up My mom had storage units, so like I
Speaker 1: grew up knowing that world. They're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: everything gets put into a storage unit. So when I,
Speaker 1: you know, moved out on my own at I moved
Speaker 1: out when I was nineteen eighteen, got my own apartment,
Speaker 1: and yeah, from then on, I started collecting and then
Speaker 1: everything went into a storage unit. At the same place
Speaker 1: my mom had a storage unit, so we I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know how many she had, but I'm not kidding. Wait,
Speaker 1: you guys are this is a big one. I at
Speaker 1: one point you saw that little like storage unit. I'm
Speaker 1: talking a place, a massive place called what'sland Suns. They're
Speaker 1: still around, look them up. They're like the big guns.
Speaker 1: That's who the fund see people go to. And you
Speaker 1: have like like shipping containers like I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was like crazy and they roll them out and I
Speaker 1: had at one point fifty of them. Do the math
Speaker 1: on that, Yeah, fifty units. Anyway, that was wild. And
Speaker 1: at one point we had an estate sale. Wasn't a
Speaker 1: yard sale, ruthan state sale, yard sale, you save potato whatever,
Speaker 1: don't say bay potato. Yeah. So when Dean and I
Speaker 1: first got together and we did Tory and Dean and
Speaker 1: we were moving and we moved to a B and
Speaker 1: B that we were running, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's I got to be honest. Poor Dean, like for
Speaker 1: eighteen years he's been trying to say, like, let's get
Speaker 1: you paired down. It's stuff. There's stuff everywhere, so uh,
Speaker 1: in all fairness, and yeah, we had an estate sale
Speaker 1: that we did televised. So you know, when you're in
Speaker 1: high school and people have open parties and there's a
Speaker 1: flyer that goes out and like all different high schools,
Speaker 1: it's like, Oh, it's going to be the you know,
Speaker 1: Friday Saturday night this address, and you would like roll up.
Speaker 1: And I did that once at my parents' house. This
Speaker 1: is not the fifty six thousand square foot house. It
Speaker 1: was a twelve thousand square foot house. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: had I put out a flyer because my friends were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this sounds like a good idea, and you have the
Speaker 1: biggest house. I was like, cool, I'll just tell Because
Speaker 1: I was in drama club, I was a thespian, so
Speaker 1: it was after one of my school plays and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'll just tell my mom that we're
Speaker 1: having like a cast and crew get together back at
Speaker 1: the house. Meanwhile, we put an open flyer and distributed
Speaker 1: them to like all the public schools in La so
Speaker 1: a massive amount of people. We didn't think anyone would show,
Speaker 1: and like a massive amount of people came in and
Speaker 1: they we were in our projection room. I know this
Speaker 1: doesn't sound normal, Sorry, let me set the stage. It
Speaker 1: was a massive living room and my mother had a
Speaker 1: screen that this is like nowadays, you wouldn't do this,
Speaker 1: you would just like but at the time we had
Speaker 1: to have like a projectionist come and they would film
Speaker 1: movies at my house every weekend, and literally like the
Speaker 1: weekend that movies were released. My dad had his projectionist,
Speaker 1: Benny from ABC, come out on Saturday night. Every Saturday
Speaker 1: night we would have two movies, one for the kids
Speaker 1: at five pm and then one for my parents and
Speaker 1: like their friends at eight pm that I would sneak
Speaker 1: into and like watch from like the sidelines, wanting to
Speaker 1: like see the adult movies. But yeah, so anyway, projection
Speaker 1: room there were paintings that would like go up and
Speaker 1: then the projection room would be behind it and they
Speaker 1: would roll like everything from behind there like an old
Speaker 1: school movie theater, and a screen would literally my mom
Speaker 1: would push a button and it would come out of
Speaker 1: the carpet like oh and just rise. And people would
Speaker 1: be like, whoa you had me at that, Like no
Speaker 1: one even cared. My friends would come over, They're like,
Speaker 1: we don't care about movie, like we're just impressed that
Speaker 1: this is like a huge movie screen. The size of
Speaker 1: the theater would come out okay, but anyway, just setting
Speaker 1: the stage, projection away, screen away. It was just the
Speaker 1: living room, just the living room, and we had all
Speaker 1: these people and my mom tells this story that. She
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, and my mom was super
Speaker 1: cool during like in high school, my friends always came
Speaker 1: back to my house. My mom always would stay up
Speaker 1: with us and like hang out my dad and like
Speaker 1: they were super cool. It was always the house to
Speaker 1: go do. But she was like, you know, it was
Speaker 1: a high school party. And at one point when they
Speaker 1: had cleared out our bar, and I had to literally
Speaker 1: cause my mom used to have like big crystal like
Speaker 1: trays everywhere filled with candy that was her thing, like
Speaker 1: all over the tables, and I would my friends would
Speaker 1: all come over and be like, we eat all the
Speaker 1: candy and they'd be like, how do you not eat
Speaker 1: all this? I'm like, I don't know, because it's never
Speaker 1: like put away, like it's not hidden from me. And
Speaker 1: so I raised my kids everything in moderation. No, I
Speaker 1: raised my kids because we can't afford it, but moderation,
Speaker 1: I say so. But yeah, so she was like they
Speaker 1: cleared out the bar, they were carrying away all the
Speaker 1: you know, crystal with all the candy, and she goes
Speaker 1: and then I saw one woman and she was carrying
Speaker 1: a baby that was hanging off her boob, and she
Speaker 1: was guzzling a bottle of really expensive tequila, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I am so sorry, but I think it's
Speaker 1: time for you guys to leap. So security had to
Speaker 1: show everybody out. Why did I tell that story? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was setting the stage that we used to have
Speaker 1: storage units. Yeah, so I had massive amounts of storage units.
Speaker 1: We tried to do an estate sale. Of course, Why
Speaker 1: did you have to do in a state sale? Tori?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Why did I have to do an
Speaker 1: estate sale? Right now? Maybe? Who are the mystery voices
Speaker 1: behind misspelling? This is Ruthan, who is my manager but
Speaker 1: also my best friend and started as my agent twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago, yep, yep, twenty five years ago. We've
Speaker 1: done rescue work together, we've produced together, we've done everything together,
Speaker 1: and somehow I talked her back into now being into
Speaker 1: this madness. So here we go. But she knows me
Speaker 1: better than anyone, So she's been on this wild ride
Speaker 1: with these stories. So when someone pipes in your here,
Speaker 1: she knows what she's talking about. And then Loraine, my producer,
Speaker 1: is here, Hi, Loreene, shout it out. Loraine has the
Speaker 1: most beautiful voice, and she says she doesn't want her
Speaker 1: voice her because she doesn't think she has a beautiful voice,
Speaker 1: but she does. I'm just saying it. We like to
Speaker 1: hear your voice. Okay. Anyway, I didn't stayed sill. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know what you want me to say. I didn't
Speaker 1: stayed still because I was probably broke again. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of it. It's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a theme of the having.
Speaker 2: The storage spaces and not being able to pay the bills.
Speaker 1: And in all fairness, that was like a wildly expensive
Speaker 1: storage space and it was just yeah, that was it
Speaker 1: was just one storage space that was fifty it was
Speaker 1: fifty of them. And yeah, and at one point when
Speaker 1: I couldn't pay it at one point in my life.
Speaker 1: This isn't a running thing at all. I Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a bill, you guys that you know, because they
Speaker 1: had just like we'd done small payments and it was
Speaker 1: adding up and then it just catches up with you
Speaker 1: if you don't pay it. Yeah. I had an outstanding
Speaker 1: bill of eighty thousand dollars. So they auctioned it all off.
Speaker 1: They took it all. But they were really kind at
Speaker 1: Wetzeland Suns and they sent me my personal memorabilia and
Speaker 1: my stuff from my childhood and my dad and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I got that back, which duh, I promptly put
Speaker 1: into a new storage unit. Which are these that I
Speaker 1: can't now pay for? Cool? Anyway, I think I should.
Speaker 1: I think it's time for another estate.
Speaker 2: Sale, right, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. No one calls them that anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: what they're called, Well, you'd have to have an estate
Speaker 1: to do an estate sale Airbnb sale? Can I do
Speaker 1: a Bogo fire sale? We'll do a promo code and
Speaker 1: we'll have an estate sale, but we have to have
Speaker 1: a location to do an estate sale, which, in all fairness,
Speaker 1: I did ask my friend Karen at storage, who is
Speaker 1: the property manager at my particular storage and there's one
Speaker 1: in each one and she is amazing. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Karen with a Y. And you guys, she's an Anna lover.
Speaker 1: She's clearly a storage lover, and she's been a super
Speaker 1: patient and kind human through this process. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: did ask her. I said, could could I do like
Speaker 1: a state sale yard sale? When I looked out public
Speaker 1: street sale like in front of the storage, and she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think you can do that, And
Speaker 1: I was like, damn. Okay, so we could do a
Speaker 1: parking lot somewhere. No, okay, you guys. So I had
Speaker 1: a little incident the other day and I have six
Speaker 1: stitches here. I feel super proud. I haven't had stitches
Speaker 1: since the parrot bit me in the nose in the nineties.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other story. We'll save that one. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I fainted the other night. And this is the second
Speaker 1: time in months that I've fainted. And the first time
Speaker 1: I fainted was in August and I had been working
Speaker 1: all day. I'd been filming for a new TV show
Speaker 1: and I got home. I most likely was dehydrated because
Speaker 1: I hate water and don't drink water. It's a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my friends tell me, like my thirties would have looked
Speaker 1: completely different if I had drink water, but in my
Speaker 1: forties and now my fifties. But yeah, i'd been working
Speaker 1: all day and I went to bed that night, got
Speaker 1: up in the morning to let the dogs out because
Speaker 1: they were you know when your dogs jump on your
Speaker 1: face and they're looking and they're like, need to go pee.
Speaker 1: So I walked from the bed to the sliding glass door,
Speaker 1: opened it up, let the dogs out. And that's the
Speaker 1: last thing I remember, and I passed out and I fainted.
Speaker 1: I felt straight backwards, hit my head like not and
Speaker 1: that's how I remember. Just coming to my daughter. Stella
Speaker 1: was screaming and she was like mom, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what happened? And then the room was
Speaker 1: spinning and I'm like tough, real tough, you guys high
Speaker 1: pain tolerance, like we'll get through anything. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm not okay, like everything spinning, I was.
Speaker 1: It was bad and she had to call nine to
Speaker 1: one one and the ambulance had to come and take
Speaker 1: me to the hospital, which I was at the hospital
Speaker 1: for three days because they were concerned. They were like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're fifty, but like, why did you pass out? What
Speaker 1: is the problem. It's either you know, it's heart related,
Speaker 1: it's neurological, like there's something going on. So they did
Speaker 1: all these tests and anyway, I got after three days,
Speaker 1: but paparazzi caught me coming out of the hospital, which
Speaker 1: I think might have been my fault. I think I
Speaker 1: might have posted on stories I was in the hospital,
Speaker 1: which I guess is not the right thing to do.
Speaker 1: So they got me coming out of the hospital, but
Speaker 1: then it was all over online like Tori spelling in
Speaker 1: hospital for like mystery illness or like what was she
Speaker 1: having done. It's like, of course, like with me, they
Speaker 1: everyone talked so much smack about how much plastic surgery
Speaker 1: when it's like I haven't. It's like this is my
Speaker 1: face which is really unnerving, or maybe I just think
Speaker 1: I look really good and now that can't be it okay,
Speaker 1: So I never explained it because you can't make a comment,
Speaker 1: and you know, I just left them think like, oh,
Speaker 1: whatever happened to me. That's what happened to me. So
Speaker 1: I fainted. Then That was August seventeenth, twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: and uh then two nights three nights ago, I it
Speaker 1: happened to again. This time I fell forward. I got
Speaker 1: a concussion that time. By the way, this time I
Speaker 1: fell straightforward and yes, split my chin open, which my
Speaker 1: poor daughter Stella, like God bless her. All my kids
Speaker 1: were concerned. But ever since that first time happened, she's
Speaker 1: just always really nervous that I'm going to pass out again.
Speaker 1: And she says anytime she hears like any kind of thunk,
Speaker 1: and we have dogs, and you know, she hears something downstairs.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, comes running down. She thinks
Speaker 1: it's me, and then her worst nightmare happened because she
Speaker 1: heard a thunk upstairs and she ran down and it
Speaker 1: was me this time again. So she said, I was
Speaker 1: literally laying on the ground. I didn't move from where
Speaker 1: it happened. And I was like, I go, hey, babe,
Speaker 1: I go, I think I broke my jaw. And she
Speaker 1: was like mom, and she was like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: And I was like, mm, I was really calm, bun.
Speaker 1: I was like, can you just call someone? I think
Speaker 1: I broke my jaw and I need to go to
Speaker 1: the hospital. So it was past midnight, so she tried
Speaker 1: all my friends. Couldn't get a hold of people, couldn't
Speaker 1: get a hold of anyone even try. You know, she
Speaker 1: tried Dean, but it was like after midnight to try
Speaker 1: to come get me, and she's like, I couldn't get
Speaker 1: any one. Mom, I was so scared. She was like,
Speaker 1: because it makes me feel like, oh my god, in emergencies,
Speaker 1: like here we are alone. This is the second time
Speaker 1: this is happening. And so she called nine to one one,
Speaker 1: which she said they like kept transferring her and she
Speaker 1: was like my mom fell. She split her chin open.
Speaker 1: It's really bad. It's gushing blood everywhere. Can you come?
Speaker 1: And they were like, we have to transfer you to
Speaker 1: another line. This isn't the right department. I was like,
Speaker 1: right department. She's like, Mom, they transferred me three times.
Speaker 1: She's like, God forbid. It was something really bad. Wouldn't
Speaker 1: have made it. Then the ambulance came and went to
Speaker 1: the wrong address, and they could see the lights at
Speaker 1: like the street above us where I'm pointing to right now,
Speaker 1: which you can't see, and literally they could see the
Speaker 1: ambulance had gone to the wrong address, which is a
Speaker 1: street behind us. So my son had to run up
Speaker 1: the street and tell them, like, no, come down here.
Speaker 1: So they came. And last time this happened Stella, who
Speaker 1: is fifteen. They asked how old are you and she
Speaker 1: said fifteen. They said you can't go with her, so
Speaker 1: I went alone. This is in August, and this time
Speaker 1: they didn't ask any questions. They just she said can
Speaker 1: I come with her? And they said yes. She got
Speaker 1: in the ambulance and she goes, Mom, thank god I
Speaker 1: gotten the ambulance with you because your blood pressure had
Speaker 1: dropped to seventy seven. They said it was like plummeting,
Speaker 1: like low blood sugar. You had passed out and like
Speaker 1: split your chin open. They had to give you an
Speaker 1: ivy very quickly. But the ambulance driver says, oh, I
Speaker 1: know who you are. You're that star. Hey, do you
Speaker 1: have any intel on P Diddy? And she goes and mom,
Speaker 1: you were about to answer, and I go, mom, funny
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't have any intel. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I was gonna say. That would have been interesting.
Speaker 1: Then he proceeds to say like, oh okay, and he
Speaker 1: turns to her and he's like, you got any intel?
Speaker 1: You're from Hollywood family, and she was like no. And
Speaker 1: here's the funny part is he then goes leans down
Speaker 1: to me and he goes, how's your dad doing? And
Speaker 1: Stella said she jumps in. She goes, no, her dad's dead.
Speaker 1: It's dead. And he goes, oh, sorry, sorry, how's your
Speaker 1: mother doing? And I don't know. I just feel like
Speaker 1: super inappropriate. And you know me, I'm a talker, So
Speaker 1: you start asking me questions. If someone's not there to
Speaker 1: stop me, I'll just like oh okay, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: want to make everyone happy and just be like sure Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll talk. I'll talk. So yeah, thank goodness. She was
Speaker 1: in the ambulance. We went to the hospital. They sewed
Speaker 1: me up. They did a CT scan and like nothing
Speaker 1: was broken. I'm pretty sure I have a concussion though,
Speaker 1: because it's still spinning. But yeah, they sewed me up
Speaker 1: six stitches. I wish I'd been a little more coherent,
Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna lie like I always believe in
Speaker 1: taking lemons and making lemonade or like lemonade mimosa or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I believe that. You know, in the moment, if
Speaker 1: I had been coherent, I would have been like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a great area. While you're sewing this up,
Speaker 1: you just make it a little tighter. Make it a
Speaker 1: little tighter. For all the plastic surgery people think I've
Speaker 1: had and have not had. Damn, like starting to get
Speaker 1: a little something here, just like tighten it up. But
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking straight. And then the next day I
Speaker 1: said to Stella, wait, I call her Buggy. I go,
Speaker 1: bugs Oh my god, in the er, like someone just
Speaker 1: stitched me up. It's on my face. We should have
Speaker 1: asked for a plastic surgeon. And she goes, mom, she goes,
Speaker 1: we were in the er. It was like an emergency.
Speaker 1: She goes. It was opened so far that when you
Speaker 1: tried to talk, I could see right through it. The
Speaker 1: whole thing was opening. It was like bob uh. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I have six stitches, so I was probably completely dehydrated.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm not proud of this. Oh. I like
Speaker 1: being different, but I'm like an anomaly. Like I I'm
Speaker 1: like a succulent or a cactus. What's the one you
Speaker 1: I'm like something you never have to hydrate, but yet
Speaker 1: it still lives barely considering that. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not thirsty, like I never crave liquids. I don't sweat
Speaker 1: like you can ask any of my friends. I don't
Speaker 1: even create body odor. Like it was a thing like
Speaker 1: in my twenties, like all the guys on something, Oh,
Speaker 1: smell Tory's pits, Like she doesn't swell like ever, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Where do you odorant? Wait? This doesn't sound right. Yeah, nineties,
Speaker 1: different time anyway. We were all super close, but yeah
Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, nineties, different time anyway. We were
Speaker 1: all super close. But yeah, it was like a party
Speaker 1: trick and the only time in my entire life I
Speaker 1: ever got bo and it only happened on the left
Speaker 1: pit is anytime I got pregnant, so I would know
Speaker 1: I was pregnant. When I was like, do I smell something,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, I'm pregnant. Like it
Speaker 1: would be one pit and like a dash of b
Speaker 1: O and then go away. Anyway, My point is I
Speaker 1: don't sweat. I am not thirsty.
Speaker 3: I know if I'm human, Well, you obviously are human
Speaker 3: because I bleed right, you bleed from here so and
Speaker 3: you pass out when you haven't had enough water.
Speaker 1: I prefer if you say wilt because I'm liking myself
Speaker 1: to a plant at this point. I feel like I
Speaker 1: get sick when I drink water. And I've said this before.
Speaker 1: I think one I might have an allergy to liquids
Speaker 1: or water. Listen, it's my story. I'm sticking to it.
Speaker 1: Or I think somewhere we all have this version of
Speaker 1: self sabotage, and like, somewhere deep down, I think it's
Speaker 1: some weird control thing that my life sometimes feels so
Speaker 1: out of control and everyone else controls my narrative and
Speaker 1: what's happening that you know, it's the version when people
Speaker 1: I hate to say this, but have things that you
Speaker 1: know they do to themselves that are harmful. And I
Speaker 1: think perhaps me not drinking water subconsciously is a form
Speaker 1: of self sabotage and doing that, And but I also
Speaker 1: think maybe I might have drowned in a past life
Speaker 1: or something, or poisoned. I was definitely poisoned.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with self sabotage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I've tried it all. People this this pushes
Speaker 1: me over that. Oh have you tried lemon in your water?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Duh? Yeah, have you tried like flavor pockets are like
Speaker 1: putting real fruit in your water?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Listen, motherfuckers. I've tried it all. I looking heat water.
Speaker 1: So the only things I do drink are uh, diet,
Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper and ginger ale, but I shift them depending
Speaker 1: on what's going on in my life, no Joe. So
Speaker 1: when my life is just you know, Baseline Tory, chaos,
Speaker 1: diet Doctor Pepper, it's my jam. Doctor Pepper's the best.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's been my thing forever. But I
Speaker 1: actually like diet like I'm not doing it to be
Speaker 1: like ooh, I'm drinking diet like. I actually just like
Speaker 1: the flavor better than regular Doctor pepper. But when I'm
Speaker 1: having like crisis in Tory life, I do ginger ale.
Speaker 1: That's my comfort. My point is water. Water's never gonna happen,
Speaker 1: So what's next. Yeah, my blood pressure was low. I
Speaker 1: needed sugar. I guess I do probably need to drink
Speaker 1: liquids and eat on a more regular basis. I'm a snacker,
Speaker 1: not a mealer, make meals for kids, not myself. I'm
Speaker 1: a mom. Like I don't sit down ever and like
Speaker 1: eat a meal. I've been doing this forever. Like it's
Speaker 1: so funny, like we're all so scared to admit something
Speaker 1: that everyone one's admitted. But it's like this takes me
Speaker 1: back by the way. Uh remember like way before COVID,
Speaker 1: you guys, there was the swine flu. Remember that, Like
Speaker 1: uh H one N one. Yeah, I was one of
Speaker 1: the first people to get H one N one, Like
Speaker 1: you had only seen it on the news and they
Speaker 1: were like swine flu hits and people were like, what
Speaker 1: what's happening? And like it was during like COVID. Everyone's like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I have COVID, but like during that time and it
Speaker 1: was different, it was a different era literally, but like
Speaker 1: its just like no one talked about it, and I
Speaker 1: totally remember being first of all, like it was like
Speaker 1: quarantine and I was like in the hospital for ten
Speaker 1: days with h one n one. I just had a baby.
Speaker 1: Stella was like months old and she's my second, and
Speaker 1: I was on a floor and they like had half
Speaker 1: Matt suits and like we're coming in. It was just
Speaker 1: like I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like I keep referencing Guinep Paltrow. She's one
Speaker 1: of my faves, but uh, what was the movie with
Speaker 1: Matt Damon Guennepetrow m Contagion? So I had only seen Contagion.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, what's happening? So super scary and anyway,
Speaker 1: but it was something no one talked about. So my
Speaker 1: whole point is, yeah, I did Monjarro and everyone admits it.
Speaker 1: Now it's a different time, so I don't feel like
Speaker 1: shamed saying that I couldn't lose the baby weight. And
Speaker 1: I thought women when they said they can't lose baby weight.
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough that with four of my babies,
Speaker 1: I lost the baby weight. Afterwards. I'm really fortunate because
Speaker 1: I don't work out and I hate drinking water, so
Speaker 1: God bless mom. Thanks for my jeens, Mom and Dad. Oh,
Speaker 1: I literally mean that Parsonnel jeans my mom gave me
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety four. I still have them and they're amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, reminder myself, Ruthan and I have to get
Speaker 1: those out of storage before I lose them. They're in
Speaker 1: the second locker anyway. But yeah, I couldn't lose the
Speaker 1: weight and my normal body weight my whole life. Like
Speaker 1: I didn't diet. I just was born. My parents both thin,
Speaker 1: like I was born with really good jeens, and I
Speaker 1: was probably you know, like at my heaviest one twenty,
Speaker 1: I would say, my entire life. And after bo I
Speaker 1: was one sixty and I couldn't lose the weight and
Speaker 1: the doctor was like, well, it's an age thing. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, I had him naturally at forty four years old.
Speaker 1: So I was on the older side of being a
Speaker 1: mom and couldn't lose the weight from one to sixty.
Speaker 1: And I did try to work out, and I the
Speaker 1: weight wouldn't come off. I did it properly too. I
Speaker 1: would eat protein, you know, I did every intermittent fasting,
Speaker 1: whatever anyone told me to do that was like safe,
Speaker 1: I did, and it just wasn't working. So I went
Speaker 1: to my doctor and I had to get hormones because
Speaker 1: I was at that age and you know, going into menopause,
Speaker 1: and my hormones were like depleted, like literally at zero.
Speaker 1: I had no estrogen, no progesterone, and zero testosterone, like,
Speaker 1: which is not great because we need that for energy
Speaker 1: and other things. Yeah, so I got those pellets which
Speaker 1: women get for hormones. I think men get them too.
Speaker 1: Thanks to that, I have a few chin hairs that
Speaker 1: grow here. That's pretty Now, I have stitch hairs. They
Speaker 1: look like hairs, you guys, they're total stitches hanging out.
Speaker 1: But in between here there's some witch hairs anyway. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she put me simultaneously with the hormones on
Speaker 1: mandroro and I'm no longer on it, but I did
Speaker 1: lose weight, and yeah, I haven't been on it since
Speaker 1: end of January.
Speaker 2: There's a funny story I want to tell.
Speaker 1: Wait, are you going to talk about the oil pills
Speaker 1: where you shoot our pants? Yes?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Yes? But not if you don't want it. Know, we're
Speaker 1: totally about to tell that story. Yep, I was proceed I.
Speaker 2: Remember there was a time when I was trying to
Speaker 2: lose weight. And I was your agent at the time,
Speaker 2: and you said to me, Oh my god, my friend
Speaker 2: turned me on to this medication that's over the counter
Speaker 2: and you can eat whatever you want and it just
Speaker 2: dissolves the fact and there's no side effects. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, let me, let me get
Speaker 2: my hands on some of that. And it was you
Speaker 2: could just buy it anywhere.
Speaker 1: Over the counter, guys. But my friend had told me
Speaker 1: about it, and it became like a fat amongst my friends.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey to anyone. Everyone. It was like
Speaker 1: party talk, like hey, oh you look great. Oh you
Speaker 1: have to try this new thing. It takes out whatever
Speaker 1: you eat, the fat from your meal. So all my
Speaker 1: friends and I would be like, oh cool. And I
Speaker 1: turned ruthand onto it. And what it did is it
Speaker 1: literally we have to look it up, but it takes
Speaker 1: the fat out of the food you're eating. So the
Speaker 1: fat or the food you're eating, like if you're eating
Speaker 1: something deep fried, it will remove all that oil and
Speaker 1: friedness and it comes out and the oil just comes
Speaker 1: out and it's like orange oil and you can't like,
Speaker 1: you couldn't control it. That was the side effect. I
Speaker 1: think That's probably why they don't even have it anymore
Speaker 1: because people are probably like, what the hell? But literally,
Speaker 1: I mean men, women. I had friends across the country
Speaker 1: literally oil staining their pants. Ridan, do you want to
Speaker 1: tell your story?
Speaker 2: Well, my story is basically I had to stop wearing
Speaker 2: white pants while it was taking it because you just
Speaker 2: never knew when you were going to dissolve some fat.
Speaker 1: Right, and it would just leak out. It was leak Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a friend in New York and she was
Speaker 1: like huge in the pr fashion world, and it was
Speaker 1: African Fashion Week in New York and she was with
Speaker 1: a client and she had white pants on and she
Speaker 1: called me and she was like, you motherfucker, And I
Speaker 1: go what, She goes, Hello, She goes, I was just
Speaker 1: in a business meeting and all of a sudden, orange
Speaker 1: oil liquid is saturating the back of my pants through
Speaker 1: my white pants. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. That's a side effect. And I guess I
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you that because honestly, when it started happening,
Speaker 1: I was like, is it me? Is it me? But
Speaker 1: it was like really cool, Like you would look into
Speaker 1: the toilet afterwards and you just see like oil floating,
Speaker 1: like you know when you mix oil and vinegar and
Speaker 1: it like the oil just like sits on top. It
Speaker 1: was that they still sell it. Yeah, but it's under
Speaker 1: a different name. Now, don't ask me down. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it still has that side effect. The slogan
Speaker 1: should be only after labor day. Like seriously, you cannot
Speaker 1: wear white like it's I mean, as I said before,
Speaker 1: like I stopped wearing white in public, but like you
Speaker 1: really couldn't do anything like I remember. So I was
Speaker 1: married one time before Dean, just for one year, and
Speaker 1: my my fiance at the time, like Dean and I
Speaker 1: were very open about everything, like we would talk about
Speaker 1: everything my first husband, like there was no talk of
Speaker 1: farts or poop, were like bathroom shut like it never
Speaker 1: was a thing, which you know, clearly I wasn't his
Speaker 1: girl because you know, I was throwing the pea bomb
Speaker 1: at first time. We all went out with his friends
Speaker 1: at drinks and he's like, I don't feel comfortable that
Speaker 1: any you know girl I'm gonna be with says the
Speaker 1: word pussy and I was like, huh what so yeah,
Speaker 1: But anyway, when we got engaged, he took me to
Speaker 1: a really nice hotel and we got engaged and it
Speaker 1: was shutters in Santa Monica, and I was super excited
Speaker 1: and obviously a little too excited because I was a
Speaker 1: little comfortable. And I sat on the bed and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, everything's great. And then the bellman was
Speaker 1: like bringing her stuff up and he had asked me
Speaker 1: to marry him. And then we were staying the night
Speaker 1: here and my friends were coming and there were rose
Speaker 1: petals everywhere and it was lovely fluffy white sheets that
Speaker 1: you know, were thousands of dollars and European. And I
Speaker 1: was sitting on the bed and I was like, hmm,
Speaker 1: that felt like a little something. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that was. And then I like slowly like moved and
Speaker 1: looked down and on these beautiful white sheets on the comforter,
Speaker 1: and we just gotten engaged in there were rose petals.
Speaker 1: There was a big orange steam and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh good, literally, wait, what do I do? What do
Speaker 1: I do? So yeah, that was that was an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1: So everyone naturally assumes, like, if you are on a
Speaker 1: weight loss injection medication that it's ozempic, because I think
Speaker 1: that was the first one that was a known thing
Speaker 1: I actually, in all fairness, my doctor did. I tried
Speaker 1: ozimping and it didn't work for me. I didn't lose
Speaker 1: any weight. So then she switched me to Monjarro. And
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I don't know. My doctor was telling
Speaker 1: me like manjar I was like, I hadn't heard of Manjarrow.
Speaker 1: So when she switched me to monjar I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know Manjarro. I've just heard of Ozempic and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, it's uh, it's like the fancy one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like where do you currently live? And
Speaker 1: I was like Woodland Hills. She was like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 1: it's like Ozempic's Woodland Hills and Monjarro was like Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills and I was like, oh cool. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: I went on Manjarro, which I'm just gonna say, did
Speaker 1: do the trick, and I did lose weight, and I
Speaker 1: did go off of it because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: lose too much weight. And trust me, when you guys
Speaker 1: all were saying out there like oh you look too thin,
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, I never got below the weight.
Speaker 1: I was always like back in nine o two and
Speaker 1: Ozero days. That's my exact weight, but maybe I did.
Speaker 1: I was super like it was. It was the thing
Speaker 1: like I love my butt, Like my butt's always been
Speaker 1: my one of my favorite assets asspets. Sorry if you
Speaker 1: have to punctuate it, you told the joke wrong, but
Speaker 1: there you go. But yeah, that's like one of my
Speaker 1: favorite parts of my body. And it was interesting because
Speaker 1: when I gained weight after baby, I got a butt,
Speaker 1: which I had always had a good butt, but I
Speaker 1: got like, oh, big butt. And then people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're curvy, You're like Jessica Rabbit. Oh and I was like, oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: You know, people always have to liken you to something
Speaker 1: because it can't just be you, and like, oh I'm voluptuous.
Speaker 1: Ooh I like this, And I was like trying to
Speaker 1: go with it, even though four pairs of spinks at
Speaker 1: a time, not completely embracing it, trying to be on board.
Speaker 1: But I remember my kid being like, oh, hey, like
Speaker 1: big butts are in now, like thanks to Kim Kay,
Speaker 1: so like mom, you're on trend now, and I was
Speaker 1: like cool, but I always missed like my usual butt.
Speaker 1: Well now they call it the ozembic butt. But I
Speaker 1: guess I'm the Manjarro butt like it just like it
Speaker 1: goes away, and now I missed my butt. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm happy with my weight, but yeah I did. I
Speaker 1: did go off of it because I had hit my
Speaker 1: ideal weight and then I felt like I didn't want
Speaker 1: to get any thinner. So I feel like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: good right now and I'm happy with my way. But
Speaker 1: when I was on Montarro, you still want a little privacy,
Speaker 1: even though I'm telling the world right now I was
Speaker 1: on Montarro, But at the time, I was like that
Speaker 1: shame of like no one wants to discuss it, you know,
Speaker 1: So I just got to say, Manjarro, good packaging. Cause
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, when you try to
Speaker 1: rip that box up. So you get a box and
Speaker 1: you get four injections, you do one a week and
Speaker 1: that's a month's supply and you administer it to yourself.
Speaker 1: It's like an EPI pen. It's fool proof, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: even I could do it, and the packaging is so
Speaker 1: good that I have this thing, because you know, we
Speaker 1: currently live on the street. No, that didn't come out.
Speaker 1: No one's shocked. Everyone's like, uh, look on the corner,
Speaker 1: I'll be the one with five dogs, a cat, two ferrets,
Speaker 1: and a chicken, five kids meat. Nope, uh, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I no longer have all those animals in storage. Someone
Speaker 1: help get them out. We only have two weeks left.
Speaker 1: I'm worried the cockroaches. They're gonna eat them. Sorry, but anyway,
Speaker 1: I've seen the stories where people, when it's on a
Speaker 1: public street, go through people's Bertie trash and it was like, well,
Speaker 1: you put the trash cans on the street when it's
Speaker 1: trash day, it's public property. So I was so paranoid
Speaker 1: because our current house, our airbnb, is on the street
Speaker 1: and you know, just like everyone else trash day the
Speaker 1: night before, I've pushed the trash cans down there. I
Speaker 1: was so paranoid people are gonna go through my trash
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, Monjarro. That was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: rip the box up. Monjarro places their name not just
Speaker 1: on one side, not just on two sides, on every
Speaker 1: single side five times. So it took me like thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I was like ripping, ripping, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: just when I thought I'd reached the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: There was another little teeny little thing that said Monjarro.
Speaker 1: So I was like shredding. I was like, I need
Speaker 1: a shredder here. And I was like, wow, good packaging,
Speaker 1: because you can't you can't dispose of that anyway. Don't
Speaker 1: check my trash. You'll find a lot of empty Wendy's
Speaker 1: bags and no water bottles.