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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So where we

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<v Speaker 1>left off at storage, which, as you know, I got

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<v Speaker 1>royally screwed Amy Holmie save two lockers. Open the two lockers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you roll the dice and sometimes you crap out,

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<v Speaker 1>so not the right two lockers. So the other lockers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they've cut the locks, but I have to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>first to get the other two paid, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>can go in and get everything out, which is good

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<v Speaker 1>news because we're finally moving, yay and yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I can get everything else out of storage. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>find the wardrobe, so you know, the wardrobe is all there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I did find is a shit

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<v Speaker 1>ton of spanks, Like I am so happy to report

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<v Speaker 1>five babies. I finally lost the baby. Wait, yes, bo

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<v Speaker 1>seven and uh, I don't need spanks anymore. Sorry, spanks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I love you, supported you for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm moving on. I'm not kidding you, guys. There

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<v Speaker 1>were times. You can ask Jenny Garthus because she's had

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<v Speaker 1>to do it many times. In a stall. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to wear like four pairs of spanks at once. No

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<v Speaker 1>one knew how I did it, Like it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You look great, but then you know, trying to pee

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<v Speaker 1>that's a whole other story. Spanks like it's a misconception.

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<v Speaker 1>You never know what you're gonna get. Like I always

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<v Speaker 1>had that fear, like, oh my gosh, I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I had moments, you know where I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm ever single, what would happen? Because you're like

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<v Speaker 1>selling a concept that's not what you get. So like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, take all four of those spanks out and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just off and you're like, oh, roll out. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had five C sections, you guys. So I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go on record and brag for a second

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<v Speaker 1>that my Obgyn says that I have the lady parts

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<v Speaker 1>of a fourteen year old because it's intact and I

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<v Speaker 1>do five sea sections on purpose. That's always like my

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<v Speaker 1>standby that I have to say that because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like in Hollywood they're like, oh yeah, actresses, they just

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<v Speaker 1>all get sea sections. If anyone out there has had

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<v Speaker 1>a sea section, you know that it's not easy. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like slicing and dicing through your stomach, through your muscles,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'll never forget. Like the first time it happened,

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<v Speaker 1>it was an emergency sea section, like I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>push you guys, I wanted to be that girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It was like I used to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding, Okay, So I used to be addicted

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<v Speaker 1>to soap operas and growing up my nanny that raised me,

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<v Speaker 1>because obviously I was raised very different than the life

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<v Speaker 1>I lead and the way I raised my kids. But

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<v Speaker 1>I had a nanny that I called nanny because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. I thought that was her name, not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Margaret. But she was like a mother

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<v Speaker 1>figure to me and actually my daughter, Hattie, her middle

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<v Speaker 1>name is Margaret, named after my nanny because we were family.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, she would call them her stories. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching soap operas like literally since I came out

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<v Speaker 1>of the womb, like you know. So I would watch

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<v Speaker 1>the stories and then they my nanny said. She would

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<v Speaker 1>find me in the playroom with my stuffed animals and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like you got this push push, and I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, it's a beautiful baby bear like it was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So since five years old, I was like, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a baby. I want to push out a

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<v Speaker 1>baby anyway. Oh, can I clarify something, you guys? I

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<v Speaker 1>did make a remark in one of the episodes that

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying, I haven't pooped alone in eighteen year

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like the game of telephone. By the time

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<v Speaker 1>it got picked up in the press and got translated

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<v Speaker 1>to the press and was all over online, it says

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<v Speaker 1>Tory Spelling, I'm not kidding forces kids to watch her poop.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm offended by that. I make them watch

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<v Speaker 1>me pee as well. It's not just poop, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just kidding. Like that was kind of shaming because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, no, no, they must the whole point of

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<v Speaker 1>the story. But every mother out there nose when you

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<v Speaker 1>have kids, like there's no boundaries. They will tell you privacy,

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<v Speaker 1>I need privacy, like it's the first thing out of

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<v Speaker 1>their mouths. But when you're going in the bathroom, they

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<v Speaker 1>have a million questions for you. They stare at you,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like, okay, So no, I do not

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<v Speaker 1>make my kids come into the bathroom and watch me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe in locking doors because if my kids

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<v Speaker 1>need me or anything, so it never fails. Bo like

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<v Speaker 1>my other ones don't come anymore. But when they're yeng

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<v Speaker 1>and they come in and he said it, and he

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<v Speaker 1>still walks in and I'm like, okay, dude, like you

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<v Speaker 1>always ask me for privacy, give me privacy. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I met. So yeah, what was my point here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that I never have to wear spanks again. But

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<v Speaker 1>those I found in storage. Yeah, so that's the storage update.

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<v Speaker 1>But we still have a couple more weeks, right, or you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a long history with storage, don't you. In all

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<v Speaker 2>the years I've known you, I feel like there's been

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<v Speaker 2>a storage struggle at one point or another, and one

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<v Speaker 2>even led to a yard sale, if I'm not mistaken.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, storage is part of my history. I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up My mom had storage units, so like I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up knowing that world. They're like, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everything gets put into a storage unit. So when I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, moved out on my own at I moved

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<v Speaker 1>out when I was nineteen eighteen, got my own apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, from then on, I started collecting and then

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<v Speaker 1>everything went into a storage unit. At the same place

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<v Speaker 1>my mom had a storage unit, so we I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many she had, but I'm not kidding. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are this is a big one. I at

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<v Speaker 1>one point you saw that little like storage unit. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking a place, a massive place called what'sland Suns. They're

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<v Speaker 1>still around, look them up. They're like the big guns.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who the fund see people go to. And you

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<v Speaker 1>have like like shipping containers like I don't know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like crazy and they roll them out and I

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<v Speaker 1>had at one point fifty of them. Do the math

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<v Speaker 1>on that, Yeah, fifty units. Anyway, that was wild. And

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<v Speaker 1>at one point we had an estate sale. Wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>yard sale, ruthan state sale, yard sale, you save potato whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say bay potato. Yeah. So when Dean and I

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<v Speaker 1>first got together and we did Tory and Dean and

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<v Speaker 1>we were moving and we moved to a B and

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<v Speaker 1>B that we were running, and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's I got to be honest. Poor Dean, like for

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen years he's been trying to say, like, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>you paired down. It's stuff. There's stuff everywhere, so uh,

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<v Speaker 1>in all fairness, and yeah, we had an estate sale

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<v Speaker 1>that we did televised. So you know, when you're in

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<v Speaker 1>high school and people have open parties and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>flyer that goes out and like all different high schools,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, Oh, it's going to be the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Friday Saturday night this address, and you would like roll up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did that once at my parents' house. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not the fifty six thousand square foot house. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a twelve thousand square foot house. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>had I put out a flyer because my friends were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds like a good idea, and you have the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest house. I was like, cool, I'll just tell Because

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<v Speaker 1>I was in drama club, I was a thespian, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was after one of my school plays and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I'll just tell my mom that we're

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<v Speaker 1>having like a cast and crew get together back at

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Meanwhile, we put an open flyer and distributed

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<v Speaker 1>them to like all the public schools in La so

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<v Speaker 1>a massive amount of people. We didn't think anyone would show,

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<v Speaker 1>and like a massive amount of people came in and

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<v Speaker 1>they we were in our projection room. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound normal, Sorry, let me set the stage. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a massive living room and my mother had a

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<v Speaker 1>screen that this is like nowadays, you wouldn't do this,

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<v Speaker 1>you would just like but at the time we had

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<v Speaker 1>to have like a projectionist come and they would film

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<v Speaker 1>movies at my house every weekend, and literally like the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend that movies were released. My dad had his projectionist,

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<v Speaker 1>Benny from ABC, come out on Saturday night. Every Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>night we would have two movies, one for the kids

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<v Speaker 1>at five pm and then one for my parents and

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<v Speaker 1>like their friends at eight pm that I would sneak

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<v Speaker 1>into and like watch from like the sidelines, wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>like see the adult movies. But yeah, so anyway, projection

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<v Speaker 1>room there were paintings that would like go up and

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<v Speaker 1>then the projection room would be behind it and they

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<v Speaker 1>would roll like everything from behind there like an old

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<v Speaker 1>school movie theater, and a screen would literally my mom

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<v Speaker 1>would push a button and it would come out of

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<v Speaker 1>the carpet like oh and just rise. And people would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, whoa you had me at that, Like no

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<v Speaker 1>one even cared. My friends would come over, They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't care about movie, like we're just impressed that

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a huge movie screen. The size of

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<v Speaker 1>the theater would come out okay, but anyway, just setting

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<v Speaker 1>the stage, projection away, screen away. It was just the

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<v Speaker 1>living room, just the living room, and we had all

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<v Speaker 1>these people and my mom tells this story that. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, and my mom was super

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<v Speaker 1>cool during like in high school, my friends always came

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<v Speaker 1>back to my house. My mom always would stay up

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<v Speaker 1>with us and like hang out my dad and like

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<v Speaker 1>they were super cool. It was always the house to

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<v Speaker 1>go do. But she was like, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a high school party. And at one point when they

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<v Speaker 1>had cleared out our bar, and I had to literally

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<v Speaker 1>cause my mom used to have like big crystal like

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<v Speaker 1>trays everywhere filled with candy that was her thing, like

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<v Speaker 1>all over the tables, and I would my friends would

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<v Speaker 1>all come over and be like, we eat all the

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<v Speaker 1>candy and they'd be like, how do you not eat

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<v Speaker 1>all this? I'm like, I don't know, because it's never

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<v Speaker 1>like put away, like it's not hidden from me. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I raised my kids everything in moderation. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>raised my kids because we can't afford it, but moderation,

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<v Speaker 1>I say so. But yeah, so she was like they

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<v Speaker 1>cleared out the bar, they were carrying away all the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, crystal with all the candy, and she goes

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<v Speaker 1>and then I saw one woman and she was carrying

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<v Speaker 1>a baby that was hanging off her boob, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was guzzling a bottle of really expensive tequila, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I am so sorry, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for you guys to leap. So security had to

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<v Speaker 1>show everybody out. Why did I tell that story? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I was setting the stage that we used to have

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<v Speaker 1>storage units. Yeah, so I had massive amounts of storage units.

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<v Speaker 1>We tried to do an estate sale. Of course, Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you have to do in a state sale? Tori?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. Why did I have to do an

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<v Speaker 1>estate sale? Right now? Maybe? Who are the mystery voices

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<v Speaker 1>behind misspelling? This is Ruthan, who is my manager but

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<v Speaker 1>also my best friend and started as my agent twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years ago, yep, yep, twenty five years ago. We've

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<v Speaker 1>done rescue work together, we've produced together, we've done everything together,

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<v Speaker 1>and somehow I talked her back into now being into

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<v Speaker 1>this madness. So here we go. But she knows me

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<v Speaker 1>better than anyone, So she's been on this wild ride

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<v Speaker 1>with these stories. So when someone pipes in your here,

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<v Speaker 1>she knows what she's talking about. And then Loraine, my producer,

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<v Speaker 1>is here, Hi, Loreene, shout it out. Loraine has the

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<v Speaker 1>most beautiful voice, and she says she doesn't want her

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<v Speaker 1>voice her because she doesn't think she has a beautiful voice,

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<v Speaker 1>but she does. I'm just saying it. We like to

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<v Speaker 1>hear your voice. Okay. Anyway, I didn't stayed sill. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you want me to say. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>stayed still because I was probably broke again. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit of it. It's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a theme of the having.

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<v Speaker 2>The storage spaces and not being able to pay the bills.

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<v Speaker 1>And in all fairness, that was like a wildly expensive

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<v Speaker 1>storage space and it was just yeah, that was it

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<v Speaker 1>was just one storage space that was fifty it was

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<v Speaker 1>fifty of them. And yeah, and at one point when

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't pay it at one point in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't a running thing at all. I Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a bill, you guys that you know, because they

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<v Speaker 1>had just like we'd done small payments and it was

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<v Speaker 1>adding up and then it just catches up with you

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't pay it. Yeah. I had an outstanding

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<v Speaker 1>bill of eighty thousand dollars. So they auctioned it all off.

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<v Speaker 1>They took it all. But they were really kind at

0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Wetzeland Suns and they sent me my personal memorabilia and

0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.360
<v Speaker 1>my stuff from my childhood and my dad and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got that back, which duh, I promptly put

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<v Speaker 1>into a new storage unit. Which are these that I

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<v Speaker 1>can't now pay for? Cool? Anyway, I think I should.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's time for another estate.

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<v Speaker 2>Sale, right, I think that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great idea. No one calls them that anymore. Right,

0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.880
<v Speaker 1>what they're called, Well, you'd have to have an estate

0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:36.320
<v Speaker 1>to do an estate sale Airbnb sale? Can I do

0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.360
<v Speaker 1>a Bogo fire sale? We'll do a promo code and

0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.280
<v Speaker 1>we'll have an estate sale, but we have to have

0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.640
<v Speaker 1>a location to do an estate sale, which, in all fairness,

0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I did ask my friend Karen at storage, who is

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<v Speaker 1>the property manager at my particular storage and there's one

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<v Speaker 1>in each one and she is amazing. Shout out to

0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Karen with a Y. And you guys, she's an Anna lover.

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<v Speaker 1>She's clearly a storage lover, and she's been a super

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<v Speaker 1>patient and kind human through this process. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>did ask her. I said, could could I do like

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<v Speaker 1>a state sale yard sale? When I looked out public

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<v Speaker 1>street sale like in front of the storage, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't think you can do that, And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn. Okay, so we could do a

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot somewhere. No, okay, you guys. So I had

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<v Speaker 1>a little incident the other day and I have six

0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:48.560
<v Speaker 1>stitches here. I feel super proud. I haven't had stitches

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<v Speaker 1>since the parrot bit me in the nose in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a whole other story. We'll save that one. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I fainted the other night. And this is the second

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<v Speaker 1>time in months that I've fainted. And the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I fainted was in August and I had been working

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<v Speaker 1>all day. I'd been filming for a new TV show

0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and I got home. I most likely was dehydrated because

0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I hate water and don't drink water. It's a problem. Yeah,

0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.640
<v Speaker 1>my friends tell me, like my thirties would have looked

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<v Speaker 1>completely different if I had drink water, but in my

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<v Speaker 1>forties and now my fifties. But yeah, i'd been working

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<v Speaker 1>all day and I went to bed that night, got

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<v Speaker 1>up in the morning to let the dogs out because

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<v Speaker 1>they were you know when your dogs jump on your

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<v Speaker 1>face and they're looking and they're like, need to go pee.

0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.200
<v Speaker 1>So I walked from the bed to the sliding glass door,

0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.880
<v Speaker 1>opened it up, let the dogs out. And that's the

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<v Speaker 1>last thing I remember, and I passed out and I fainted.

0:16:55.600 --> 0:17:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I felt straight backwards, hit my head like not and

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I remember. Just coming to my daughter. Stella

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<v Speaker 1>was screaming and she was like mom, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, what happened? And then the room was

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<v Speaker 1>spinning and I'm like tough, real tough, you guys high

0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:20.719
<v Speaker 1>pain tolerance, like we'll get through anything. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm not okay, like everything spinning, I was.

0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:29.080
<v Speaker 1>It was bad and she had to call nine to

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<v Speaker 1>one one and the ambulance had to come and take

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<v Speaker 1>me to the hospital, which I was at the hospital

0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:40.199
<v Speaker 1>for three days because they were concerned. They were like, okay,

0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.639
<v Speaker 1>you're fifty, but like, why did you pass out? What

0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:47.800
<v Speaker 1>is the problem. It's either you know, it's heart related,

0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.679
<v Speaker 1>it's neurological, like there's something going on. So they did

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<v Speaker 1>all these tests and anyway, I got after three days,

0:17:57.160 --> 0:18:02.440
<v Speaker 1>but paparazzi caught me coming out of the hospital, which

0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I think might have been my fault. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>might have posted on stories I was in the hospital,

0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.320
<v Speaker 1>which I guess is not the right thing to do.

0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:14.479
<v Speaker 1>So they got me coming out of the hospital, but

0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:17.240
<v Speaker 1>then it was all over online like Tori spelling in

0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:21.080
<v Speaker 1>hospital for like mystery illness or like what was she

0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.320
<v Speaker 1>having done. It's like, of course, like with me, they

0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:28.120
<v Speaker 1>everyone talked so much smack about how much plastic surgery

0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.679
<v Speaker 1>when it's like I haven't. It's like this is my

0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:35.040
<v Speaker 1>face which is really unnerving, or maybe I just think

0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.639
<v Speaker 1>I look really good and now that can't be it okay,

0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:43.280
<v Speaker 1>So I never explained it because you can't make a comment,

0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.640
<v Speaker 1>and you know, I just left them think like, oh,

0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:49.760
<v Speaker 1>whatever happened to me. That's what happened to me. So

0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I fainted. Then That was August seventeenth, twenty twenty three,

0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:59.560
<v Speaker 1>and uh then two nights three nights ago, I it

0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.320
<v Speaker 1>happened to again. This time I fell forward. I got

0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:05.879
<v Speaker 1>a concussion that time. By the way, this time I

0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:12.239
<v Speaker 1>fell straightforward and yes, split my chin open, which my

0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.080
<v Speaker 1>poor daughter Stella, like God bless her. All my kids

0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.359
<v Speaker 1>were concerned. But ever since that first time happened, she's

0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.240
<v Speaker 1>just always really nervous that I'm going to pass out again.

0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:27.680
<v Speaker 1>And she says anytime she hears like any kind of thunk,

0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:32.960
<v Speaker 1>and we have dogs, and you know, she hears something downstairs.

0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.960
<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh my god, comes running down. She thinks

0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.800
<v Speaker 1>it's me, and then her worst nightmare happened because she

0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.760
<v Speaker 1>heard a thunk upstairs and she ran down and it

0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:45.840
<v Speaker 1>was me this time again. So she said, I was

0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:49.679
<v Speaker 1>literally laying on the ground. I didn't move from where

0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:54.679
<v Speaker 1>it happened. And I was like, I go, hey, babe,

0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I go, I think I broke my jaw. And she

0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:01.280
<v Speaker 1>was like mom, and she was like, what do I do?

0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.359
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, mm, I was really calm, bun.

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, can you just call someone? I think

0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I broke my jaw and I need to go to

0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:11.760
<v Speaker 1>the hospital. So it was past midnight, so she tried

0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:14.960
<v Speaker 1>all my friends. Couldn't get a hold of people, couldn't

0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:18.879
<v Speaker 1>get a hold of anyone even try. You know, she

0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.120
<v Speaker 1>tried Dean, but it was like after midnight to try

0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:23.600
<v Speaker 1>to come get me, and she's like, I couldn't get

0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:26.240
<v Speaker 1>any one. Mom, I was so scared. She was like,

0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:30.720
<v Speaker 1>because it makes me feel like, oh my god, in emergencies,

0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:33.000
<v Speaker 1>like here we are alone. This is the second time

0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:36.720
<v Speaker 1>this is happening. And so she called nine to one one,

0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:43.240
<v Speaker 1>which she said they like kept transferring her and she

0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:48.200
<v Speaker 1>was like my mom fell. She split her chin open.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really bad. It's gushing blood everywhere. Can you come?

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:54.800
<v Speaker 1>And they were like, we have to transfer you to

0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.879
<v Speaker 1>another line. This isn't the right department. I was like,

0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.760
<v Speaker 1>right department. She's like, Mom, they transferred me three times.

0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:05.080
<v Speaker 1>She's like, God forbid. It was something really bad. Wouldn't

0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 1>have made it. Then the ambulance came and went to

0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:10.400
<v Speaker 1>the wrong address, and they could see the lights at

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:13.520
<v Speaker 1>like the street above us where I'm pointing to right now,

0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.399
<v Speaker 1>which you can't see, and literally they could see the

0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:18.760
<v Speaker 1>ambulance had gone to the wrong address, which is a

0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:22.119
<v Speaker 1>street behind us. So my son had to run up

0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:24.359
<v Speaker 1>the street and tell them, like, no, come down here.

0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:28.479
<v Speaker 1>So they came. And last time this happened Stella, who

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<v Speaker 1>is fifteen. They asked how old are you and she

0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.560
<v Speaker 1>said fifteen. They said you can't go with her, so

0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.919
<v Speaker 1>I went alone. This is in August, and this time

0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.879
<v Speaker 1>they didn't ask any questions. They just she said can

0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I come with her? And they said yes. She got

0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:48.040
<v Speaker 1>in the ambulance and she goes, Mom, thank god I

0:21:48.160 --> 0:21:52.159
<v Speaker 1>gotten the ambulance with you because your blood pressure had

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 1>dropped to seventy seven. They said it was like plummeting,

0:21:56.000 --> 0:22:00.320
<v Speaker 1>like low blood sugar. You had passed out and like

0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:02.479
<v Speaker 1>split your chin open. They had to give you an

0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:08.919
<v Speaker 1>ivy very quickly. But the ambulance driver says, oh, I

0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:13.879
<v Speaker 1>know who you are. You're that star. Hey, do you

0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:18.399
<v Speaker 1>have any intel on P Diddy? And she goes and mom,

0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:23.479
<v Speaker 1>you were about to answer, and I go, mom, funny

0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:25.520
<v Speaker 1>thing is, I don't have any intel. I don't even

0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:28.600
<v Speaker 1>know what I was gonna say. That would have been interesting.

0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Then he proceeds to say like, oh okay, and he

0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.679
<v Speaker 1>turns to her and he's like, you got any intel?

0:22:36.080 --> 0:22:39.840
<v Speaker 1>You're from Hollywood family, and she was like no. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the funny part is he then goes leans down

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<v Speaker 1>to me and he goes, how's your dad doing? And

0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Stella said she jumps in. She goes, no, her dad's dead.

0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:57.440
<v Speaker 1>It's dead. And he goes, oh, sorry, sorry, how's your

0:22:57.440 --> 0:22:59.879
<v Speaker 1>mother doing? And I don't know. I just feel like

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:03.000
<v Speaker 1>super inappropriate. And you know me, I'm a talker, So

0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:05.520
<v Speaker 1>you start asking me questions. If someone's not there to

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:08.639
<v Speaker 1>stop me, I'll just like oh okay, yeah, because I

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:11.920
<v Speaker 1>want to make everyone happy and just be like sure Okay,

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll talk. I'll talk. So yeah, thank goodness. She was

0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 1>in the ambulance. We went to the hospital. They sewed

0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:22.520
<v Speaker 1>me up. They did a CT scan and like nothing

0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:25.520
<v Speaker 1>was broken. I'm pretty sure I have a concussion though,

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>because it's still spinning. But yeah, they sewed me up

0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>six stitches. I wish I'd been a little more coherent,

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not gonna lie like I always believe in

0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 1>taking lemons and making lemonade or like lemonade mimosa or something. Yeah,

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:48.359
<v Speaker 1>and I believe that. You know, in the moment, if

0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I had been coherent, I would have been like, oh,

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:53.240
<v Speaker 1>this is a great area. While you're sewing this up,

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 1>you just make it a little tighter. Make it a

0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:58.200
<v Speaker 1>little tighter. For all the plastic surgery people think I've

0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:01.840
<v Speaker 1>had and have not had. Damn, like starting to get

0:24:01.880 --> 0:24:04.359
<v Speaker 1>a little something here, just like tighten it up. But

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:07.199
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't thinking straight. And then the next day I

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:10.199
<v Speaker 1>said to Stella, wait, I call her Buggy. I go,

0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 1>bugs Oh my god, in the er, like someone just

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 1>stitched me up. It's on my face. We should have

0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 1>asked for a plastic surgeon. And she goes, mom, she goes,

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:22.920
<v Speaker 1>we were in the er. It was like an emergency.

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:25.879
<v Speaker 1>She goes. It was opened so far that when you

0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>tried to talk, I could see right through it. The

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:33.600
<v Speaker 1>whole thing was opening. It was like bob uh. Anyway, Yeah,

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:38.120
<v Speaker 1>so I have six stitches, so I was probably completely dehydrated.

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:42.320
<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm not proud of this. Oh. I like

0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 1>being different, but I'm like an anomaly. Like I I'm

0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 1>like a succulent or a cactus. What's the one you

0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:54.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like something you never have to hydrate, but yet

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:59.920
<v Speaker 1>it still lives barely considering that. I don't know. I'm

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 1>not thirsty, like I never crave liquids. I don't sweat

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like you can ask any of my friends. I don't

0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:10.159
<v Speaker 1>even create body odor. Like it was a thing like

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 1>in my twenties, like all the guys on something, Oh,

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 1>smell Tory's pits, Like she doesn't swell like ever, she doesn't.

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 1>Where do you odorant? Wait? This doesn't sound right. Yeah, nineties,

0:25:21.920 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>different time anyway. We were all super close, but yeah

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:29.119
<v Speaker 1>it was like, yeah, nineties, different time anyway. We were

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.479
<v Speaker 1>all super close. But yeah, it was like a party

0:25:31.480 --> 0:25:35.399
<v Speaker 1>trick and the only time in my entire life I

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:39.240
<v Speaker 1>ever got bo and it only happened on the left

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 1>pit is anytime I got pregnant, so I would know

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I was pregnant. When I was like, do I smell something,

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh my god, I'm pregnant. Like it

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.440
<v Speaker 1>would be one pit and like a dash of b

0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>O and then go away. Anyway, My point is I

0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:59.160
<v Speaker 1>don't sweat. I am not thirsty.

0:25:59.680 --> 0:26:03.800
<v Speaker 3>I know if I'm human, Well, you obviously are human

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:07.320
<v Speaker 3>because I bleed right, you bleed from here so and

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:10.240
<v Speaker 3>you pass out when you haven't had enough water.

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 1>I prefer if you say wilt because I'm liking myself

0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:18.880
<v Speaker 1>to a plant at this point. I feel like I

0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 1>get sick when I drink water. And I've said this before.

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I think one I might have an allergy to liquids

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 1>or water. Listen, it's my story. I'm sticking to it.

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 1>Or I think somewhere we all have this version of

0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:41.640
<v Speaker 1>self sabotage, and like, somewhere deep down, I think it's

0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 1>some weird control thing that my life sometimes feels so

0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>out of control and everyone else controls my narrative and

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:53.399
<v Speaker 1>what's happening that you know, it's the version when people

0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I hate to say this, but have things that you

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 1>know they do to themselves that are harmful. And I

0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 1>think perhaps me not drinking water subconsciously is a form

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:08.639
<v Speaker 1>of self sabotage and doing that, And but I also

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>think maybe I might have drowned in a past life

0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:16.680
<v Speaker 1>or something, or poisoned. I was definitely poisoned.

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with self sabotage.

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, I've tried it all. People this this pushes

0:27:26.160 --> 0:27:29.879
<v Speaker 1>me over that. Oh have you tried lemon in your water?

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 1>Duh? Yeah, have you tried like flavor pockets are like

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 1>putting real fruit in your water?

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Listen, motherfuckers. I've tried it all. I looking heat water.

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:48.159
<v Speaker 1>So the only things I do drink are uh, diet,

0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Pepper and ginger ale, but I shift them depending

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 1>on what's going on in my life, no Joe. So

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 1>when my life is just you know, Baseline Tory, chaos,

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:07.760
<v Speaker 1>diet Doctor Pepper, it's my jam. Doctor Pepper's the best.

0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I love it. It's been my thing forever. But I

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 1>actually like diet like I'm not doing it to be

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like ooh, I'm drinking diet like. I actually just like

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the flavor better than regular Doctor pepper. But when I'm

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>having like crisis in Tory life, I do ginger ale.

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 1>That's my comfort. My point is water. Water's never gonna happen,

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:31.359
<v Speaker 1>So what's next. Yeah, my blood pressure was low. I

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 1>needed sugar. I guess I do probably need to drink

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:42.720
<v Speaker 1>liquids and eat on a more regular basis. I'm a snacker,

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>not a mealer, make meals for kids, not myself. I'm

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:51.240
<v Speaker 1>a mom. Like I don't sit down ever and like

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>eat a meal. I've been doing this forever. Like it's

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>so funny, like we're all so scared to admit something

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:03.160
<v Speaker 1>that everyone one's admitted. But it's like this takes me

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 1>back by the way. Uh remember like way before COVID,

0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you guys, there was the swine flu. Remember that, Like

0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 1>uh H one N one. Yeah, I was one of

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>the first people to get H one N one, Like

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:17.959
<v Speaker 1>you had only seen it on the news and they

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 1>were like swine flu hits and people were like, what

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>what's happening? And like it was during like COVID. Everyone's like, oh, hey,

0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I have COVID, but like during that time and it

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 1>was different, it was a different era literally, but like

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>its just like no one talked about it, and I

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>totally remember being first of all, like it was like

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 1>quarantine and I was like in the hospital for ten

0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>days with h one n one. I just had a baby.

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Stella was like months old and she's my second, and

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I was on a floor and they like had half

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Matt suits and like we're coming in. It was just

0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 1>like I was like, oh my god.

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I keep referencing Guinep Paltrow. She's one

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 1>of my faves, but uh, what was the movie with

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Matt Damon Guennepetrow m Contagion? So I had only seen Contagion.

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, whoa, what's happening? So super scary and anyway,

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>but it was something no one talked about. So my

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>whole point is, yeah, I did Monjarro and everyone admits it.

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Now it's a different time, so I don't feel like

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 1>shamed saying that I couldn't lose the baby weight. And

0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I thought women when they said they can't lose baby weight.

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I was lucky enough that with four of my babies,

0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I lost the baby weight. Afterwards. I'm really fortunate because

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't work out and I hate drinking water, so

0:30:55.240 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 1>God bless mom. Thanks for my jeens, Mom and Dad. Oh,

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I literally mean that Parsonnel jeans my mom gave me

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.600
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ninety four. I still have them and they're amazing.

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh shoot, reminder myself, Ruthan and I have to get

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 1>those out of storage before I lose them. They're in

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>the second locker anyway. But yeah, I couldn't lose the

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>weight and my normal body weight my whole life. Like

0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I didn't diet. I just was born. My parents both thin,

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>like I was born with really good jeens, and I

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 1>was probably you know, like at my heaviest one twenty,

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:41.479
<v Speaker 1>I would say, my entire life. And after bo I

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:46.240
<v Speaker 1>was one sixty and I couldn't lose the weight and

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the doctor was like, well, it's an age thing. And

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>then yeah, I had him naturally at forty four years old.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 1>So I was on the older side of being a

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>mom and couldn't lose the weight from one to sixty.

0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And I did try to work out, and I the

0:32:03.440 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 1>weight wouldn't come off. I did it properly too. I

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 1>would eat protein, you know, I did every intermittent fasting,

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>whatever anyone told me to do that was like safe,

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I did, and it just wasn't working. So I went

0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>to my doctor and I had to get hormones because

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I was at that age and you know, going into menopause,

0:32:23.560 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 1>and my hormones were like depleted, like literally at zero.

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I had no estrogen, no progesterone, and zero testosterone, like,

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 1>which is not great because we need that for energy

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>and other things. Yeah, so I got those pellets which

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>women get for hormones. I think men get them too.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Thanks to that, I have a few chin hairs that

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 1>grow here. That's pretty Now, I have stitch hairs. They

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 1>look like hairs, you guys, they're total stitches hanging out.

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>But in between here there's some witch hairs anyway. But yeah,

0:32:57.440 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>and then she put me simultaneously with the hormones on

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>mandroro and I'm no longer on it, but I did

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 1>lose weight, and yeah, I haven't been on it since

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 1>end of January.

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>There's a funny story I want to tell.

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Wait, are you going to talk about the oil pills

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>where you shoot our pants? Yes?

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Are you?

0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes? But not if you don't want it. Know, we're

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:36.880
<v Speaker 1>totally about to tell that story. Yep, I was proceed I.

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Remember there was a time when I was trying to

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 2>lose weight. And I was your agent at the time,

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 2>and you said to me, Oh my god, my friend

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>turned me on to this medication that's over the counter

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 2>and you can eat whatever you want and it just

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:54.479
<v Speaker 2>dissolves the fact and there's no side effects. And I

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, let me, let me get

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 2>my hands on some of that. And it was you

0:33:57.880 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 2>could just buy it anywhere.

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Over the counter, guys. But my friend had told me

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 1>about it, and it became like a fat amongst my friends.

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, hey to anyone. Everyone. It was like

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 1>party talk, like hey, oh you look great. Oh you

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 1>have to try this new thing. It takes out whatever

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:22.440
<v Speaker 1>you eat, the fat from your meal. So all my

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>friends and I would be like, oh cool. And I

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:29.200
<v Speaker 1>turned ruthand onto it. And what it did is it

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:33.240
<v Speaker 1>literally we have to look it up, but it takes

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the fat out of the food you're eating. So the

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.880
<v Speaker 1>fat or the food you're eating, like if you're eating

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:44.879
<v Speaker 1>something deep fried, it will remove all that oil and

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:49.359
<v Speaker 1>friedness and it comes out and the oil just comes

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 1>out and it's like orange oil and you can't like,

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.360
<v Speaker 1>you couldn't control it. That was the side effect. I

0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 1>think That's probably why they don't even have it anymore

0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>because people are probably like, what the hell? But literally,

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean men, women. I had friends across the country

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>literally oil staining their pants. Ridan, do you want to

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 1>tell your story?

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, my story is basically I had to stop wearing

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 2>white pants while it was taking it because you just

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.600
<v Speaker 2>never knew when you were going to dissolve some fat.

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Right, and it would just leak out. It was leak Yeah.

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 1>I had a friend in New York and she was

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 1>like huge in the pr fashion world, and it was

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 1>African Fashion Week in New York and she was with

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 1>a client and she had white pants on and she

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 1>called me and she was like, you motherfucker, And I

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 1>go what, She goes, Hello, She goes, I was just

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>in a business meeting and all of a sudden, orange

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>oil liquid is saturating the back of my pants through

0:36:03.640 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>my white pants. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.239
<v Speaker 1>so sorry. That's a side effect. And I guess I

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 1>forgot to tell you that because honestly, when it started happening,

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is it me? Is it me? But

0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 1>it was like really cool, Like you would look into

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>the toilet afterwards and you just see like oil floating,

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 1>like you know when you mix oil and vinegar and

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.440
<v Speaker 1>it like the oil just like sits on top. It

0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.799
<v Speaker 1>was that they still sell it. Yeah, but it's under

0:36:27.800 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 1>a different name. Now, don't ask me down. I don't

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>know if it still has that side effect. The slogan

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 1>should be only after labor day. Like seriously, you cannot

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>wear white like it's I mean, as I said before,

0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:47.799
<v Speaker 1>like I stopped wearing white in public, but like you

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:51.759
<v Speaker 1>really couldn't do anything like I remember. So I was

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 1>married one time before Dean, just for one year, and

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 1>my my fiance at the time, like Dean and I

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:02.919
<v Speaker 1>were very open about everything, like we would talk about

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 1>everything my first husband, like there was no talk of

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 1>farts or poop, were like bathroom shut like it never

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>was a thing, which you know, clearly I wasn't his

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:20.840
<v Speaker 1>girl because you know, I was throwing the pea bomb

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 1>at first time. We all went out with his friends

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.840
<v Speaker 1>at drinks and he's like, I don't feel comfortable that

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:28.360
<v Speaker 1>any you know girl I'm gonna be with says the

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>word pussy and I was like, huh what so yeah,

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, when we got engaged, he took me to

0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:42.319
<v Speaker 1>a really nice hotel and we got engaged and it

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:46.759
<v Speaker 1>was shutters in Santa Monica, and I was super excited

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:50.800
<v Speaker 1>and obviously a little too excited because I was a

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 1>little comfortable. And I sat on the bed and I

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, everything's great. And then the bellman was

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>like bringing her stuff up and he had asked me

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 1>to marry him. And then we were staying the night

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 1>here and my friends were coming and there were rose

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 1>petals everywhere and it was lovely fluffy white sheets that

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, were thousands of dollars and European. And I

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.399
<v Speaker 1>was sitting on the bed and I was like, hmm,

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 1>that felt like a little something. I don't know what

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>that was. And then I like slowly like moved and

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:26.760
<v Speaker 1>looked down and on these beautiful white sheets on the comforter,

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 1>and we just gotten engaged in there were rose petals.

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:31.759
<v Speaker 1>There was a big orange steam and I was like,

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>oh good, literally, wait, what do I do? What do

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I do? So yeah, that was that was an interesting conversation.

0:38:42.239 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>So everyone naturally assumes, like, if you are on a

0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 1>weight loss injection medication that it's ozempic, because I think

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:55.719
<v Speaker 1>that was the first one that was a known thing

0:38:56.120 --> 0:38:59.240
<v Speaker 1>I actually, in all fairness, my doctor did. I tried

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:02.319
<v Speaker 1>ozimping and it didn't work for me. I didn't lose

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>any weight. So then she switched me to Monjarro. And

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. I don't know. My doctor was telling

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 1>me like manjar I was like, I hadn't heard of Manjarrow.

0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 1>So when she switched me to monjar I was like, oh,

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know Manjarro. I've just heard of Ozempic and

0:39:20.280 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>she was like, oh, it's uh, it's like the fancy one.

0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what do you mean and she's like, well,

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like where do you currently live? And

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like Woodland Hills. She was like, oh, perfect,

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:35.760
<v Speaker 1>it's like Ozempic's Woodland Hills and Monjarro was like Beverly

0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Hills and I was like, oh cool. So yeah, so

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I went on Manjarro, which I'm just gonna say, did

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 1>do the trick, and I did lose weight, and I

0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 1>did go off of it because I didn't want to

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 1>lose too much weight. And trust me, when you guys

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>all were saying out there like oh you look too thin,

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:01.959
<v Speaker 1>I mean, first of all, I never got below the weight.

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I was always like back in nine o two and

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Ozero days. That's my exact weight, but maybe I did.

0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I was super like it was. It was the thing

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.879
<v Speaker 1>like I love my butt, Like my butt's always been

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:19.600
<v Speaker 1>my one of my favorite assets asspets. Sorry if you

0:40:19.640 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 1>have to punctuate it, you told the joke wrong, but

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 1>there you go. But yeah, that's like one of my

0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:29.840
<v Speaker 1>favorite parts of my body. And it was interesting because

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 1>when I gained weight after baby, I got a butt,

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 1>which I had always had a good butt, but I

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:40.879
<v Speaker 1>got like, oh, big butt. And then people are like, oh,

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:44.839
<v Speaker 1>you're curvy, You're like Jessica Rabbit. Oh and I was like, oh, okay, okay.

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:46.879
<v Speaker 1>You know, people always have to liken you to something

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 1>because it can't just be you, and like, oh I'm voluptuous.

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Ooh I like this, And I was like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>go with it, even though four pairs of spinks at

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<v Speaker 1>a time, not completely embracing it, trying to be on board.

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>But I remember my kid being like, oh, hey, like

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:07.919
<v Speaker 1>big butts are in now, like thanks to Kim Kay,

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<v Speaker 1>so like mom, you're on trend now, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like cool, but I always missed like my usual butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well now they call it the ozembic butt. But I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm the Manjarro butt like it just like it

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<v Speaker 1>goes away, and now I missed my butt. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy with my weight, but yeah I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>did go off of it because I had hit my

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<v Speaker 1>ideal weight and then I felt like I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get any thinner. So I feel like I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good right now and I'm happy with my way. But

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<v Speaker 1>when I was on Montarro, you still want a little privacy,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I'm telling the world right now I was

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<v Speaker 1>on Montarro, But at the time, I was like that

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<v Speaker 1>shame of like no one wants to discuss it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just got to say, Manjarro, good packaging. Cause

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right now, when you try to

0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>rip that box up. So you get a box and

0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 1>you get four injections, you do one a week and

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:06.880
<v Speaker 1>that's a month's supply and you administer it to yourself.

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:10.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like an EPI pen. It's fool proof, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even I could do it, and the packaging is so

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<v Speaker 1>good that I have this thing, because you know, we

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 1>currently live on the street. No, that didn't come out.

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 1>No one's shocked. Everyone's like, uh, look on the corner,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be the one with five dogs, a cat, two ferrets,

0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:38.800
<v Speaker 1>and a chicken, five kids meat. Nope, uh, I'm just kidding.

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I no longer have all those animals in storage. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>help get them out. We only have two weeks left.

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried the cockroaches. They're gonna eat them. Sorry, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen the stories where people, when it's on a

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<v Speaker 1>public street, go through people's Bertie trash and it was like, well,

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:04.879
<v Speaker 1>you put the trash cans on the street when it's

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:10.120
<v Speaker 1>trash day, it's public property. So I was so paranoid

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<v Speaker 1>because our current house, our airbnb, is on the street

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:19.759
<v Speaker 1>and you know, just like everyone else trash day the

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<v Speaker 1>night before, I've pushed the trash cans down there. I

0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:25.240
<v Speaker 1>was so paranoid people are gonna go through my trash

0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, Monjarro. That was like, I gotta

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 1>rip the box up. Monjarro places their name not just

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<v Speaker 1>on one side, not just on two sides, on every

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 1>single side five times. So it took me like thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like ripping, ripping, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>just when I thought I'd reached the bottom of it.

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 1>There was another little teeny little thing that said Monjarro.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like shredding. I was like, I need

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 1>a shredder here. And I was like, wow, good packaging,

0:43:56.080 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>because you can't you can't dispose of that anyway. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>check my trash. You'll find a lot of empty Wendy's

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<v Speaker 1>bags and no water bottles.