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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Algamists. Can Paul

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Speaker 1: feels that Kevin, Hey, I don't know, maybe there is

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Speaker 1: a jolly fellow with a flowing beard. It comes down

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Speaker 1: the chimney if you're more nice than Noddy. But if

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Speaker 1: I have to leave cookies and milk out Christmas Eve

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Speaker 1: to find out, fuck that and fuck you? But I

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Speaker 1: digres like me there, how came Micheller, no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Let's please welcome Chris Alvarado FaceTime. Are you all about

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Speaker 1: Captain Lee or Captain Sandy? And why Captain Sandy? Sandy?

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Speaker 1: I respect, I respect her. She's she's fair and honest

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Speaker 1: to her crew. She gives them a room to grow.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, you know what? I can't stand

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Speaker 1: with Captain Lee. I don't like his like, um, he's

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Speaker 1: like saying his quips, his jokes, they're so old, timy

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Speaker 1: and like borderline unsettling, always like I'm sweating like a

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Speaker 1: horror of chur. I was like, what are you doing, dude? Man?

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic. She did lose her ship on Malia a

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Speaker 1: little bit. A little bit she did, she did. I

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Speaker 1: you know, and you got you gotta tell. You gotta

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Speaker 1: tell the captain when someone gets injured, you gotta She

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Speaker 1: the f bombing. Yeah, um, Gary Williams, all right, put

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Speaker 1: the bottle down, man, sparkling water and I don't like

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Speaker 1: Come on, I came on. Uh, let's go to you

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Speaker 1: for a moment. Please with your continuing coverage of the

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Speaker 1: Squirrel report, g man, I gotta tell you left town

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Speaker 1: for a few days. My girlfriend and I Squirrel did

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Speaker 1: not come back after that. And then one morning, walking

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Speaker 1: What do you have for me? What do you have

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Speaker 1: for me? After that, she starts following me from the

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Speaker 1: That's exciting as hell. Thank you, And now our weekly

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Speaker 1: dose of Craig Atkowski. Cow, how many times this year

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Speaker 1: did you use a hammer? Give her? Well? I did

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Speaker 1: listen to uh Mike a single of please hammer don't

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Speaker 1: hurt him. Uh, And that's probably more than I did

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Speaker 1: I may have hung a hung a framed uh vhoto

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Speaker 1: with one and uh, we're gonna go with one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I killed I killed a mouse with a hammer.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know why that escaped. I

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Speaker 1: But thank you for sharing all of that. And there're

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Speaker 1: James he need Jacko wacko. Jim walk us through what

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Speaker 1: happens when you need to confront a total stranger. Well,

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Speaker 1: it happened that the relph's just a couple of days ago.

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Speaker 1: And the truth is it turned out that this was

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Speaker 1: I debated two things. First, I was gonna say, put

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Speaker 1: This guy looks like he's here to be confronted. I

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Speaker 1: So to answer my question, what happens when you need

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Speaker 1: online stories. That's it. That's it. The future is digital.

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Speaker 1: If you're not plugging into the metaverse right now, you're

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Speaker 1: not part of the future. All right, give yourself up

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Speaker 1: to the overlords. They're here. They can mess your life.

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Speaker 1: So you know how many times have had to tell

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Speaker 1: that doesn't really answer my question. Why question? Why does

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Speaker 1: that word. Literally, just had this conversation with my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: just it's so common knowledge to me. I never even

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Speaker 1: because I was trying to picture lambs flying and that's

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Speaker 1: not at all. There's no use of lamb is in

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Speaker 1: find a time capsule from the Triassic period. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: all the last while I were, Jonathan, Look, look, if

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Speaker 1: Bobby's already digging. Okay, you all helped kill this guy.

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Speaker 1: Excuse man, uh family, Thompson Front couldn't help, but no

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Speaker 1: this I was on the hill over there, I saw

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Speaker 1: the sparkling another shovel. You guys up the good and

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Speaker 1: no good out trees, planting trees. They provide what what

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Speaker 1: do they provide? Young man? Carbon monoxide? Because we breathe out? What? Continue?

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Speaker 1: a favor? He can hold your gun? Yeah, I must

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Speaker 1: You go cool, you mean, hey, always, sheriff, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: Carry on, happen, family, carry on, Thank you, sheriff, Banky, sheriff,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sheriff. He said his goodbyes, he was leaving,

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Speaker 1: and then you want to play with his gun. What's happening?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? What I mean? Do you want us to

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Speaker 1: my parents fill guns. Yeah, a lot of opportunity. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this was your rob got it? Okay, guys, there's

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you see down those holes have been taken.

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Speaker 1: Oh what do you got? I have a record vinyl.

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Speaker 1: Damn it? You broke me? Cough it up many Cheryl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: for me? What is the next move? I'm sorry, sir,

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00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Magi this one second magic, I will be here just second,

420
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: just one second, place, sir, alright, mag I. Yeah, someone's

421
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: on the other line for you. There's anything from Osirius

422
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: or maybe isis. Go ahead and put him through, Go

423
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: ahead and put him through. Okay, one second, sir, you

424
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: are on this isis? How can I help? Let me

425
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: speak first? My god match I or they're taking a break?

426
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: O Rooney here? Yeah, totally. Who gives a ship about

427
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: the magic? I'm talking to this here? How are you?

428
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm good? Honestly, it's hard to find good work or

429
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 1: see stays, tell me about it. I can't get enough

430
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: pyramids built. I was just asking for some divination. I

431
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: needed to know, as farah, where's a lucky number? So

432
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: if you got anything like a two in it, go

433
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: ahead and double down. Etch that in stone. To please Moses,

434
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: you must lead the Israelites out of Egypt. I didn't

435
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: do canean right, right? Okay? All right? And anything else?

436
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: Aren't you going to ask me who I am? I

437
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: thought we'd covered this, but sure, let's do this again.

438
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: I just want a second chance everyone. Sorry to God,

439
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: so your froze again? Huh, Well, he didn't give me

440
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: the right cue lot. You know you can't go into

441
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: a scene expecting it to go the way you want to. Again,

442
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,959
Speaker 1: I don't want to be this motherfucker who's hiding listening stuff.

443
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: I actually heard him ask a question instead of make

444
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: a statement. Okay, so we know we can't do that.

445
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: We know we can't do that. So joel again Wicks Marketing.

446
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: I I'm having a I'm having a big, big problem

447
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: with kind of like physicality. You know, I'm normally a sinner,

448
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: and I'm seeing God just kind of take on different poms,

449
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: going to bushes and Burnham and and is that something

450
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: I should be doing too? I should like my gramifire

451
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: hear me out, listen, I don't do this all the

452
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: time because it's up to you. But I was just

453
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: starting a two person show, two person group. Maybe you

454
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: are that I think you are. I think you are,

455
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: and I think I think you know over at Wicks

456
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: you would you would start to you know, his strength

457
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: can start to become your strength. If I hear that.

458
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just looked at what I assume

459
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: is the cloth of him and half of my face

460
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: aged and and just so I don't What are you

461
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: doing Friday at seven pm? Uh? Probably dinner with my wife? Okay?

462
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: Canceled that for in the indie performance on the Mountain, right,

463
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm helping Moses part the Red Sea. Okay, Okay, this

464
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: is the greatest. This is the show that you produced?

465
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: Is this this is yours? Yes? Yeah, it's one of

466
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: my one of my shows I produced. Yeah, so I

467
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: tell friends to friends otherwise shows it's a it's just

468
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: really put yourself to get physical there, Okay, reach for

469
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: your environment. He can't make it, neither can I. We can't.

470
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: He I have he has the party and I have

471
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: the dinner right. No, I'm saying we can make the

472
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: party of the show. Okay, all right, yeah, I hope

473
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: we can have dinner on the banks of the Nile.

474
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: Before you go, I need a team name because I

475
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: needed I need to know what to put on the poster. Okay,

476
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: that's the tip of my time. Josh, could you shut

477
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: the door behind yourself and sit down. I need to

478
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: talk to you about that last meeting you ran. Yeah,

479
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: what's up? M hm? You know what, I'm mistake people

480
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: all the time. You're not who I thought you were. Oh,

481
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: I bet that guy. Who's that guy in the meeting

482
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: that lit his hair on fire? Michael, No, we were

483
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: doing the Wicks meeting. We're doing the Wicks meeting. So

484
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: there was the Wicks guy that was Oh, well, okay,

485
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: you know what, I've messed up a lot of stuff

486
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: here to get the guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to

487
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: bug barge in here. It's my apologize for lighting myself

488
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: on j Just go with it, Just go with it.

489
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh my God, God, thank you, thank you God. Yes,

490
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: I've I've had my five thousand hours at this point.

491
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: Are you talking to God? Yeah? Yes, Joel, I am,

492
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: can you ask him why he didn't show up to

493
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: the indie night? Scene to scene to see three comes

494
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: from page V I P Philip or Philip I like

495
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: to come Philip, who wrote I'll try a tough one.

496
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: It goes like this a breakup, but the receiving breakup

497
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: E won't accept it. Thank you, Philip. Here's your table

498
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: for two. I hope you guys enjoy. Thanks very much.

499
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: There any specials we should not know about? Absolutely so,

500
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked. But let me ask you

501
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: a question. What's your favorite meal? Uh? You know, beef?

502
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: Nothing too expensive. I'm just can I just answer the

503
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: man's questions to have bread? Certainly we do have bread, yes, ma'am.

504
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: That very good. I'll bring you some bread. By the way,

505
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: the special is beef. We actually do you mind? Just

506
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: can can I have a cocktail? Please? Absolutely? Ma'am. May

507
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: I ask you a question? What's your tail? Well? My favorite,

508
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: don't say I guess, don't say it. I'm martini. I

509
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: will bring you a tequila martini. That's the only kind

510
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: we have here, madam. I'll bring you look at that.

511
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: It's run of the mill here. You're incredibly special. Tequila

512
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: martini is all they have. I guess it's becoming more

513
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: popular because people like it. What is it? Just tell

514
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: me what it is. Just tell me what it is.

515
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: That's just eat and then then we'll go home. No, no,

516
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: tell me what a funking tequila martini is because I

517
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: don't get it. Oh that's oh, it's just like four

518
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 1: ounces of tequila shaking or stirred with Yeah, you're looking

519
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: to crawl out here? That's one of martini. Is it

520
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: just foots like a double of whatever, be a ship

521
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: ton of just straight liquor. Why don't you just this

522
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: is what I don't understand after all these years. Just

523
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: not gonna have vermouth. Stop drink solid and sorry, sir.

524
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: How's the how's the salad bar here? Oh my god, sir,

525
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: the salad bar is exceptional. I was about to serve

526
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: the lady sequa martini. I think you should apologize to

527
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: both her and me, sir that I apologize to you

528
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: because I like you a lot. Thank you, Thank you.

529
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: I was not talking to you, honey. What were you

530
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: calling me? Were you calling him? Honey? I was calling

531
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: the beefalo suited across from me, Honey. I'm sorry, Chuck,

532
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna have to say no. I'm gonna have

533
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: to say no. I think what we've got is a

534
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: really good thing going uh. I uh, this wasn't a

535
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 1: question I was you know, No, I deny it. Well,

536
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna stop paying you to be here, so and

537
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 1: we prefer you not come to the office anymore because

538
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: this is we don't feel like it's a good thing

539
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: going here. No. Not. That's not gonna work on my end.

540
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: I don't I've never had any We're laying off a

541
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: lot of people. So it's not just you, Uh, it's us, honestly.

542
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: So this here is the severance package. I'm sliding it

543
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: towards you on the table. Okay, So why don't I

544
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: make you a counter. I'll slide the seferance back to

545
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: you and let you know I'll keep working the rest

546
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: of the day and you'll pay me my normal rate.

547
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: Uh listen, let me just be honest place, I'll be honest.

548
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: There's two ways you leave in this room with this

549
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: sefarence package, proud of the works that you've done in

550
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: the time. That and we we're gonna have a party

551
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: at the end of the week for everyone we're laying off,

552
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: but I'll have your your honor. What was my sentence again?

553
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: Fifteen years? Fifteen years? What if I did? What if

554
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: I did fifteen minutes? That's not how the legal system works.

555
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: I like the number fifteen, Like that's a good, good

556
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: round number. You were convicted rightfully in this court of law.

557
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: You were found guilty. That no one's disputing. What you're

558
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: disputing is the time that you must serve. We the

559
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: jury kind of agree fifteen minutes. It's like fifteen is

560
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: in there and like right for supp I don't know.

561
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: Let me speak with my other judges and sure be

562
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: right back with you. Just stay there, I'll get them

563
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: on the speed dial. Okay, did Judge Michaelson are you there? Michaelson?

564
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: Are you there? Hello? And Judge Thomas along, let me

565
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: call him. Just stay on, Judge Conn Judge Michaelson, I'm

566
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: gonna go out for a smoke while you do this.

567
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: Go ahead, okay, hello, hey, Judge Thomas, Judge Michaelson, are

568
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: you both there? Judge Michaels, Josh Thomas are you there?

569
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: Let me hold on? Let me how did we call

570
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: him again? Is this where the tin bus leaves, Thomas,

571
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: Are you there? Hello, Jess Thom's you're on. You're on

572
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: with me and I believe Jess my cols. Are you

573
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: still there? Oh funk? I dropped out? Hey look yeah,

574
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: the tin bus comes at this spot. Actually it's like

575
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: cool and it's like cool, awesome, sweet. Oh shit, oh shit,

576
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: just dropped this fucking goddamnit. It dropped the fired cake.

577
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: God damn it. How can you help me? Can you

578
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: guys help me on? I got it. I'm helping through

579
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: this party. Probably people got fired. Yeah, it's I supposed

580
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: to supposed to light on fire and it's just crazy.

581
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: It's just like filled with like gas and ship anyway,

582
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: celebrating fire or someone being fired. A whole bunch of

583
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: people got fired. So we got a fired cake. Get

584
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: the cake I got. Hir's like I got tired to?

585
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: Is horrible human being? Are you? I just work? I

586
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: just work at a party storeman, I work at part

587
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: of me ass all right, And that's what store. I

588
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: robbed that store? Huh, I rubbed part of me ass

589
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: just a whip like two guys. All right, right, that's right.

590
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: You wait manager what he called you? Honey? And now

591
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: you're you're now on the date. I guess, yeah, I'm

592
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: not on the date with that. Yeah, bring me one

593
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: of those. Uh, manager, Mr Todd manager, are you here? Yes?

594
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: Right here? Um? I never correct people, but it's mags

595
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: my life. Excuse me. You've been served? You mean in

596
00:39:54,800 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: the restaurant? No, no, jury danced, You're not going whatever?

597
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: I served you? No, you didn't you did, No, you did. Yes,

598
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: I take an improv class with God. Trust me. If

599
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: I want to say you didn't, that means you didn't.

600
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: You whatever. Man, I don't have to yes and ship,

601
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: But I served you. I'm done. But this improv not this.

602
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: This is life, man, this is real life. You got served.

603
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 1: Just deal with it. I gotta go fuck Okay, okay,

604
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: now when reality meets improv? Honey, how was your day

605
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: of serving people? Such incredibly bad news? Funked up? Sucked up?

606
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: One of the worst things in my life. Brought up improv.

607
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh I'm going to attack by dogs. People should have

608
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 1: run me over. But this was shot I was shot

609
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: at and then I was shot through. Someone shot through me. Well,

610
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: of course. A whale harpoon an eighteen sixteen whale harpoon.

611
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: Once in my goddamn femur does not compet. Larry, have

612
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: you seen my whale harpoon? It should be It was

613
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: as far as an load it into the gun, because Larry,

614
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: your hands smell like the trigger of my well harpoon gun.

615
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: Have you been playing with my way harpoon? Looked me

616
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: and stop looking at my titters. Looked me in the eyes?

617
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: Have you been playing? It wasn't playing. I was using.

618
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Did you fire it at someone? Larry? Looked me? Stop

619
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: looking at my neighbor looking. I fired it not at someone,

620
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: but through someone. That's what I hope you would say.

621
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: What That's all I have for you? Baby? Come back

622
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: to bed. Why did the judge call you at home? Anyway? Baby? Yeah,

623
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, hold on, I think I think we

624
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Speaker 1: have a party line mixed up. I'm sorry, okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was coming through my I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 1: You're coming through my alexa right now? Hi? Can you

627
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: hear me? I can? This is weird, but I'm not mad.

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Speaker 1: My name is Gary Anthony Williams. Okay, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Craigness. Oh that's a beautiful name. I

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Speaker 1: gotta turn that. This is too weird for me. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm lave, I got don't leave. What are you watching?

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping i'd be quiet, and you thought I was gone.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching. They knew the Queen's the Queen's whatever it

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Speaker 1: is about the lady who places checkers or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Queen's rabbit. Yes, all got in Joel tonight seven

636
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Speaker 1: thirty tonight. Check it out over here at the mountain top?

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Speaker 1: Was it? What kind of show is? It's show we

638
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: make everything up. We just get us just for you.

639
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm Joel and we're together where So what what kind

640
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Speaker 1: of gonna do for you? Guys? I just got served earlier.

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Speaker 1: Improv is a lie, Todd, I just got I rarely

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Speaker 1: correct people with my lafe. It's told monser. I am

643
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Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm in marketing. I should know this. I

644
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Speaker 1: just voted the last four thousand years of my life

645
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Speaker 1: to improv class. Yeah. I had to vote in my

646
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Speaker 1: life to you too. But I found out when you

647
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Speaker 1: get served that you cannot tell somebody yes and you

648
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Speaker 1: and you have to you have to, you have to

649
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Speaker 1: follow that serving. So forgive me, forgive me for raining

650
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Speaker 1: on your parade. But real ship is going down in

651
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: my or my side of time. So let me get

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Speaker 1: this traight. You only have six more minutes left if

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Speaker 1: you're sentence. Yeah, yeah, I got I got it negotiated

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Speaker 1: down to fifteen. So wow, when I've been in here,

655
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Speaker 1: I've been in for about ten, so it might be

656
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Speaker 1: down like five now. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a

657
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Speaker 1: real ashame if you did something to extend your sentence

658
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Speaker 1: while you were in here. That would be a shame.

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Speaker 1: That would be a shame, be a shame. If you

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Speaker 1: shift somebody, you know for the cause, Oh man, that

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00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: would be the worst, because like I'm getting out in

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Speaker 1: five minutes, probably five minutes. Yeah yeah, like with this

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Speaker 1: shift right here, Yeah, like that, I don't don't even

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Speaker 1: touch you. I wouldn't even suggest you picked up because

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Speaker 1: you picked that up and then no, it's a bad

666
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Speaker 1: idea to oh you're holding you're holding okay, you're holding

667
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Speaker 1: holding the shift. Unlock this door, which one of you up.

668
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: Somebody's time has served through all these keys. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: last thirty seconds left to your old sentence here doing

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds left? That went fast. Yeah, do not put

671
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Speaker 1: near a body. You put that ship near a body,

672
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: and you know, never I would never hug it out

673
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Speaker 1: what you're saying. Let's hug it out, all right? Oh, no,

674
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Speaker 1: thank you. We've been we've been got in Joel, Oh God.

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Speaker 1: I want to see God and Joel so bad. There's

676
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Speaker 1: no way to describe how badly I want to see

677
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Speaker 1: God and Joel. They're gonna suck. All right, let's all

678
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Speaker 1: right's start our thank you with Mr Chris Alverado. Will

679
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Speaker 1: you be doing some surfing when you're in the area

680
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Speaker 1: of the beach area that you know, I'm only here

681
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: from only here for one day doing some stuff and

682
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Speaker 1: then you know, wedding stuff. Sure, I got it, got

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00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: to get back. Yeah, that's okay, that's okay. Surfing isn't life.

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Speaker 1: Improv is life everybody, and uh just know that. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for having me. Also, Gary, it's always fun to

686
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Speaker 1: work with your brother. So well you're here today, pleasure man.

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00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: That all right. Let's uh transition right over to Mr

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams. Thank you Gary for being here. And well,

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Speaker 1: what what should folks look forward to of your works

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Speaker 1: in the coming If you hear this during the holiday season,

691
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Speaker 1: you can look forward to Christmas again on Disney and

692
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Speaker 1: Disney Plus, or you can look forward to the new

693
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Speaker 1: movie Search for Q and on Look starts December three.

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Speaker 1: He now, in that Christmas movie you mentioned on the

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Speaker 1: Disney Plus, who do you play? I play Santa and seriously,

696
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Speaker 1: very possibly the very first Disney Black Santa Claus. They

697
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Speaker 1: just start putting black Santa Clauses at the at the parks,

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Speaker 1: uh this year in November. So it's I know this honestly,

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Speaker 1: all this makes up for slavery, slavery whatever. Right, We're done,

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Speaker 1: we did do over well. Congratulations at the at the

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Speaker 1: center of that. Craig Katkowski. Always great to see you,

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Speaker 1: especially now with the addition of the surfboard. Yeah, not

703
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Speaker 1: my surfboard. It's my wife's. She's much more athletic and

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00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: uh and tougher than I am. You can see me

705
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Speaker 1: on a couple episodes of Sex Lives of College Girls

706
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: and HBO Max. It's not pornography, it's a legitimate situation comedy.

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Speaker 1: H I play Dale Finkel from Gilbert Arizona. So you

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Speaker 1: booked a jew ro I did? Okay, I took away

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Speaker 1: from you. James Heeney, Oh wow, I'm so excited about

710
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Speaker 1: the holidays. Won't you join me on YouTube? Game front.

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Speaker 1: That would be great for the holidays. What a great

712
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: wish for everyone. Joey Greer, thank you so much for

713
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Speaker 1: being here. Buddy boy, thank you. And if you want

714
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: to see what I'm doing, go go over to the

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Speaker 1: Whole Foods in West Hollywood. You're gonna see me breakdancing

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Speaker 1: out front. And I all, I all, I want. All

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Speaker 1: I want is to maybe get six people all been

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Speaker 1: dancing together. And that's my gift. So that's the air

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Speaker 1: one in in Sherman out I said, the Whole Foods,

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Speaker 1: the Whole Tunes, Uh God and Joel Uh. Let's thank

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Speaker 1: our producer for the stars, Mr doug Bane. Fine folks

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Speaker 1: that I art mediat Kevin Pollack, reminding you, especially during

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Speaker 1: these holiday times, please we kind of each other. It's

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Speaker 1: so simple. Uh. And thank you for all that you've

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Speaker 1: written about us in your reviews. James will have a

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Speaker 1: hot one next time we meet um and again we

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Speaker 1: kind do each other. Damnit. Until I'm your host, Kevin

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Speaker 1: poll Until next time. W