Speaker 1: Looking. Hey guy, I'm talking to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Guys, this is a special spectacular bed episode, and I
Speaker 2: want to address how I was wronged today by Nya.
Speaker 2: I was I was misled and lied to, and two
Speaker 2: days ago she said, oh, like it would be so
Speaker 2: cute and cozy, like we can we can do like
Speaker 2: a bed episode where we're in our pjs. I drove
Speaker 2: over here in my fucking pjs that are rotten, dilap.
Speaker 1: This grown ass man to walk through the lobby of
Speaker 1: Chateau Marmont and those funky ass fucking glows.
Speaker 2: There's a whole guys. Okay, I did dye the armpits
Speaker 2: black before as a bit, so this is not real.
Speaker 2: This is a part of the bit. No is it bad?
Speaker 2: In certain lights? In certain lighting, in super.
Speaker 1: Definite yellow lighting, it's gonna look crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it gets dark out, it's gonna it's it's cooked,
Speaker 2: it's fried. It's over for me. I'm gonna rope Max.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Hang myself?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Speaking of that, I spoke to a
Speaker 1: psychiatrist today like, oh, how.
Speaker 2: Did that go? Actually? I mean, we don't have the
Speaker 2: spill tea on here, but why did I say.
Speaker 1: That we don't have to spill tea?
Speaker 3: Say that was like Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 2: That was that was millennial gay of me to say,
Speaker 2: let's spill tea. It's like the cremit frog sipping t
Speaker 2: emoji or like noted, No.
Speaker 1: We need to bring that back low key noted was.
Speaker 2: That was fire that that died way too quickly?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was good. And then I can't
Speaker 1: believe we all used to like use the frog emoji
Speaker 1: for real, for real, like the face.
Speaker 2: Limit frog with it because you and Tea will insert
Speaker 2: like the emojis on top of the People have to.
Speaker 1: Know what we're talking about, because if they don't, then
Speaker 1: we need to stop this that we're like hold as
Speaker 1: fuck Because in my head, that's not that long ago.
Speaker 1: But I guess that was like twenty sixteen. No, that
Speaker 1: wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2: That was a decade a year old. No, Oh my god, bro.
Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up? Is I used to when
Speaker 1: we first started our tradition of sitting around. No, like,
Speaker 1: come on, that was like that, it's not even a tradition,
Speaker 1: it's I adding Kaya is a third as adding Kaya's
Speaker 1: the walk, sure.
Speaker 2: As the polyamorous.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, guys, we have a kaikam for this episode.
Speaker 4: I don't sert it right here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, take it off now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, oh he wanted.
Speaker 4: I didn't even put it on.
Speaker 2: He wanted.
Speaker 1: He he had a bit plan. He wanted to sip
Speaker 1: his Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 4: You guys know that, continue the podcast.
Speaker 2: He really threw the apple juice in there, so he
Speaker 2: said what he really threw me off.
Speaker 1: We should have put some apple juice in there so
Speaker 1: it looked like you were having champagne and not room
Speaker 1: temperature sparkling water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gave me this warm ass water. I was
Speaker 4: begging him for some hydration. He gave me this ship
Speaker 4: actually welcome, like what?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went and I did the classic thing of like
Speaker 1: a bit he was too lazy. It's like, oh, is
Speaker 1: there any water in here? Like you want one of
Speaker 1: us to get you water? Like wow?
Speaker 2: Like no.
Speaker 4: I was saying that, and I was like, oh, is
Speaker 4: there any water? And then I in my head, I
Speaker 4: was like, if you told me where the water was,
Speaker 4: I would have like bolted over and gotten it for myself.
Speaker 1: You would have and I would like, and you would
Speaker 1: have tripped on the wires.
Speaker 2: And you got the world's smallest room. It's literally close quarters.
Speaker 1: And it was all I needed. Me and Oriyan just
Speaker 1: sat in bed all day and that's what I needed, Like,
Speaker 1: I didn't need a big room.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, y'all were in girls were in
Speaker 2: bed together.
Speaker 1: We didn't have clothes on and stuff. Ryan's in the
Speaker 1: corner on her phone silently.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take a picture of it where Oriyan is.
Speaker 1: You should just get in the cubby hole. That's where
Speaker 1: you should hang out, so you Ryan has the opposite
Speaker 1: of a cook chair. She's like hiding.
Speaker 2: Hello, l Ron Hubbard, shout out scientology. I'm a big advocate.
Speaker 4: What you're an advocate? I don't think they need advocates,
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 2: Is that a cult?
Speaker 1: That's a cult?
Speaker 2: Right, No, it's my religion. And for you to call
Speaker 2: my religion a cult, I'm actually like offended as fuck.
Speaker 2: You're my religion, bad religion.
Speaker 1: Like the detail you kicking your feet right.
Speaker 2: Bad religion? Okay, Well whoa Indian? Indian and I defeated
Speaker 2: the nuclear family. We are in the process of defeating
Speaker 2: the nuclear family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're rewriting the script. Guys. We're going to get
Speaker 1: married and abuse the tax system like other people.
Speaker 2: Do fraud, We're going to commit fraud tax fraud?
Speaker 1: Would that be considered fraud?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck says my marriage has to be romantic?
Speaker 2: It does? It has to. You can't like people try
Speaker 2: to fake gay straight vibes for the tax purposes or
Speaker 2: that used to how they can like legally get married.
Speaker 2: But I think if we claimed Kai and Joe Saiah
Speaker 2: as are dependents, then it'd be fine. Then it would
Speaker 2: be really good and it's.
Speaker 1: Like we'd have kids. Wait, I'm still stuck on that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that's actually illegal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I think it's tax frun like if
Speaker 2: we're not actually in love or at least I'm getting
Speaker 2: my information hold that.
Speaker 1: Those married motherfuckers are not in love.
Speaker 2: I'm getting my information from that one movie with the
Speaker 2: Kings of Queen's guy what's his name?
Speaker 1: So none of the information you're telling me stature jazz
Speaker 1: vibe because you're literally talking about a fucking movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's what I'm saying, Like it's it's probably
Speaker 2: like not real, Like a gay or two straight people
Speaker 2: getting in love and getting married.
Speaker 1: Is not these straight people getting in love like having
Speaker 1: love together. But yeah, me, and you're gonna get married
Speaker 1: and defeat nuclear families. You're welcome, honestly, and.
Speaker 2: Like we're taking a house together.
Speaker 1: Although he take a screenshot right now, because this is
Speaker 1: the moment everything changes. Take a picture of this moment
Speaker 1: for the fucking just three books. Can you believe there
Speaker 1: are going to be things in textbooks that are literally
Speaker 1: just screenshots of videos? Like I guess that's actually what
Speaker 1: all text but I was thinking more so, like at
Speaker 1: one point, I'm sure they have to, like are we
Speaker 1: gonna take down in history and like writing down and
Speaker 1: teach it to people how we've evolutionized technologically and how
Speaker 1: it's been a part of our society, the way we
Speaker 1: saw shit about like movies like in nineteen ball.
Speaker 2: I'm still not over the fact that when the very
Speaker 2: first movie had a train in it and everybody ran
Speaker 2: and jumped out of the way. And now I see
Speaker 2: like Gooch sweat dripping in backshots on my iPhone and
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it, like Gooch grease stop. Isn't that
Speaker 1: Azalia Banks thing?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that actually her brand? Or is it like it's
Speaker 2: like books? Thank you all right and thank you all right?
Speaker 1: Oh you mentioned that reminded me the other day when
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom I went to go brush
Speaker 1: my teeth and get ready for bed. I was watching
Speaker 1: tiktoks and we have those like old yawning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't want to sleep last night.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking you what you yeah.
Speaker 1: Because.
Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, I love watching you guys. You know this.
Speaker 4: I fucking love watching you guys do your art. That
Speaker 4: Yan had nothing to do with this, all right. I
Speaker 4: had to do with my crazy night that I had.
Speaker 2: So, oh my god, you're scaring me.
Speaker 4: I'm having fun you in the corner.
Speaker 1: Also, you've been wearing shorts recently, which like something about it.
Speaker 1: I just have never seen you in shorts, and every
Speaker 1: time I do, I'm like, oh, I love kay. You
Speaker 1: have good legs. But it's just like, oh you, oh
Speaker 1: you're wearing outside you.
Speaker 2: Whore three imaging mate aging a maging attribute.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 2: He has great legs, thank you. He has a great nose,
Speaker 2: and he has really good eyebrows and washboard abs.
Speaker 4: Funny Drew came in and complimented me so much. He
Speaker 4: buttered me up before the episode.
Speaker 2: Because I have bad news and I'm gonna get to
Speaker 2: it later. Oh it was when they raise you up
Speaker 2: so I can tear you down.
Speaker 4: For that's something to do with like me getting fired,
Speaker 4: right or like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know as of right now, no, okay, but like
Speaker 2: potentially in the next like twenty four hours, like you
Speaker 2: could be.
Speaker 1: Maybe in like how long have we been going? Probably
Speaker 1: in the next like fifty five minutes.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that could change. I could win you, guys
Speaker 4: back in this episode.
Speaker 1: Probably you're not winning now.
Speaker 4: I could say something really funny.
Speaker 2: Try to say something funny, okay, But before I didn't
Speaker 2: mean that for that evening. I did not. I did
Speaker 2: not mean that like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, try that anyway. So oh you're gonna
Speaker 1: try me funny, you go ahead.
Speaker 2: And do that. But it was so real, but I
Speaker 2: did not mean it for like that, for like that. Okay,
Speaker 2: So this the whole galaxy gas craze, guys, let's talk
Speaker 2: about it. What is y'all? Literally like don't know shit
Speaker 2: about shit? Because I was in hotel rooms when I
Speaker 2: was sixteen years old doing so much laughing gas, melting
Speaker 2: my fucking brain and now y'all have flavored in O
Speaker 2: two laughing gas, Like come on, now, y'all are a
Speaker 2: bunch of badges. Y'all are a bunch of Dare I
Speaker 2: say pussies.
Speaker 1: A pussy bragging about doing whippets before everybody else is actually.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's cooked for me now.
Speaker 1: I remember, like I didn't know what whippets were because
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood that was like not a thing. And
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody very white. Yeah, it's a super
Speaker 1: white people thing, which is the galaxy gas craze freaks
Speaker 1: me out. But whatever, I did not know what the
Speaker 1: fuck a whipp it was. And we were in a
Speaker 1: hotel room with all our friends, all of our like
Speaker 1: white ass friends, and they were like, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like you just like suck up this air and like
Speaker 1: your voice will get all deep and it'll feel like
Speaker 1: you're high. And I still mind you. At this point,
Speaker 1: I hadn't smoked weed. I barely had alcohol like that.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, seems innocent enough. It's a
Speaker 1: whip cream canister, Like it can't be anything. Bitch. I
Speaker 1: was obsessed with that shit. And I was at the
Speaker 1: table like you would have thought it was an open
Speaker 1: bar at like an event, because I was like another.
Speaker 6: One another one, thank you, and then like the the
Speaker 6: most like nasty night of our life, Like I need
Speaker 6: to I need to make that very clear, like this
Speaker 6: was dark sided, like this was not fun, It was
Speaker 6: not cue.
Speaker 1: I was gonna bring it back to that because basically
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. But you pulled me
Speaker 1: aside into the other room and you were like you
Speaker 1: need to stop, like stop doing that.
Speaker 2: And I was like that, yeah, like me already.
Speaker 1: I was like that and then he was like no,
Speaker 1: it's literally that is like proven to kill your brain
Speaker 1: cells like rapidly, Like imagine your brain in your head
Speaker 1: right now, all those whips you just did. It's like
Speaker 1: like of all your brain cells exploding. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And I just went back in the
Speaker 1: room and I remember they were like, do you want
Speaker 1: another one? I'm full?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I swear that shit has to be one of the
Speaker 4: most addictive drugs because it lasts only five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it lasts like thirty seconds. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: craziest part is like really it like it is only
Speaker 2: like a thirty second to a minute long, like zooted
Speaker 2: to the max, Like it is literally the highest gales is.
Speaker 1: Like sucking the oxygen out of your literally, like just
Speaker 1: like if there was a balloon with air in it
Speaker 1: and you just want like this to it and then
Speaker 1: it fucking explodes.
Speaker 2: If I catch any of y'all doing Galaxy guys, it'll
Speaker 2: be very fucking You're getting blocked and banned. And I
Speaker 2: do not promote that ship.
Speaker 1: It's no, it is so discussing. Also, what's crazy is
Speaker 1: the second row was like, this is the worst thing
Speaker 1: you could do for yourself. And mind you, I do
Speaker 1: plenty of things. I'm like this, bitch, I have a
Speaker 1: puff bar on my leg right now, but that that
Speaker 1: was the one line. I was like, I'm not crossing
Speaker 1: this fucking line. Y'all are crazy. And yeah, Also the
Speaker 1: train thing that I was gonna, oh fucking touch me,
Speaker 1: and that literally didn't hurt, So that kids doesn't even
Speaker 1: hurt me at all.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't hurt at all. Wait, why is
Speaker 2: my skin so stretchy? Actually waited. Surprisingly, it did not
Speaker 2: hurt that bad because I'm like a strong man or
Speaker 2: something like girl and a big strong man.
Speaker 1: When I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I
Speaker 1: had my phone propped up on the toothbrusholder thing in
Speaker 1: our bathroom.
Speaker 5: It was a TikTok of a picture of Tokyo Tony
Speaker 5: half her makeup done and half her makeup not done.
Speaker 5: And Drew came in and was looking down and looked
Speaker 5: up it and literally goes oh. And then he was actually
Speaker 5: like bewildered, Like it looked like I flashed.
Speaker 1: Banged him because he was just like oh okay, and
Speaker 1: like turned around. I was like what he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought that was real. I
Speaker 1: thought that person was here.
Speaker 5: I was like, wait, what and he thought he was
Speaker 5: like his first instinct as he thought I was on
Speaker 5: face start with Tokyo.
Speaker 2: To like I thought she was on FaceTime with Tokyo
Speaker 2: Tony one and two, like I physically thought she was
Speaker 2: in the room with us like that size Like I
Speaker 2: don't know what connections my brain made, but that bathroom
Speaker 2: has been like haunted, dark sided, sinister energy recently because the.
Speaker 1: Whole fucking apartment there's demons. I feel like one of you,
Speaker 1: one of our fucking friends, if you see this, one
Speaker 1: of y'all brought a fucking demon into my house. I
Speaker 1: need you to come by.
Speaker 2: I know exactly which one it was I'm not naming names,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't you, kay. It wasn't you Okay, and
Speaker 2: it wasn't you a Ryan. But there is someone who
Speaker 2: I know for a oh I know whom you know?
Speaker 2: I'm I know who and like it's also crazy, like
Speaker 2: we saw like videos of our house when we like
Speaker 2: first moved in and we looked around and it is
Speaker 2: scary how yellow the walls have gotten, like how many
Speaker 2: cracks are our friends?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, because all y'all became addicted to puffmar at
Speaker 1: the same time. That started like kicking on the walls like.
Speaker 2: Cigarettes, cigarettes, bro, damn you'rebyey'arbye, you're gay? Oh you're bye?
Speaker 2: That is literally I thought about going for her. I
Speaker 2: was Halloween, but that's too esoteric, Like wait, you should be.
Speaker 1: Her and I'll be the guy at the table. That
Speaker 1: would be really good, like duo costume.
Speaker 2: We'd have to find like a restaurant with a similar Yeah,
Speaker 2: that would be iconic.
Speaker 1: You are like this cut it the gay monkey.
Speaker 2: So I cut it. Oh yeah, the ring a thing? Okay,
Speaker 2: can you get that?
Speaker 1: Did you see that TikTok that? I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: bouncers are just like the ring It takes in disguis, like.
Speaker 2: Like I love that. Have you seen the original video?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Him like at the window, the girl's going there.
Speaker 2: He's like literally me watching when I was like fourteen
Speaker 2: watching Christmas hall videos like come on, like we've seen
Speaker 2: enough of the beats by Dre.
Speaker 1: When I watch a Vogue What's in my bag?
Speaker 2: Like come on, I've seen enough of that product, dude.
Speaker 1: The Christmas holes. We can't do Christmas holes anymore because
Speaker 1: a lot of y'all just live on a fucking different
Speaker 1: kookie planet. Because it used to be even the rich
Speaker 1: girls you would watch are like I got the like
Speaker 1: maybe lean baby lip boss. Now y'all are like I
Speaker 1: got the Hermes bag, yeah, the baby cream.
Speaker 2: The maybe leave the bb rexar cream.
Speaker 1: But like that's what it used to give. And even
Speaker 1: as like a broke kid, I would watch it and
Speaker 1: be like, honestly, that's a good gift. But like I
Speaker 1: could have gone that if I asked for that. So
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fun. I actually feel like
Speaker 1: I'm sharing with a friend and a peer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. The the New Age haul videos are
Speaker 2: like boring, Like I don't want to see how much
Speaker 2: money your parents have. I want to see how many
Speaker 2: drugs you're doing, Like, I want to see what your
Speaker 2: night life looks like. I'm bored.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't sneak out as a kid.
Speaker 1: But also, where the fuck was I gonna go?
Speaker 2: Like literally to the bodega up the street.
Speaker 1: Hello, No, because that's like the bodega I got asked
Speaker 1: if I was a virgin at fourteen by like a
Speaker 1: forty year old man and then the cash randomly. He
Speaker 1: was right, like, I don't know how you have I
Speaker 1: told that story like on the podcast, I.
Speaker 2: Think I have, like in like the first episode.
Speaker 1: Well I'll tell it again. This is y'all are like, oh,
Speaker 1: why don't you like men? Bitch? Any woman has, any
Speaker 1: woman has eighteen stories like this, which is crazy, Like,
Speaker 1: but I went to my dad used to send us
Speaker 1: to this corner store to go and get get off
Speaker 1: your phone.
Speaker 4: You're at work, I'm writing notes about what Anya's saying.
Speaker 4: I'm so president right now. You have no idea.
Speaker 2: You proved a point.
Speaker 1: Anyway. My dad used to be obsessed with trick and
Speaker 1: fucking Coca Cola, and he would send us to the
Speaker 1: corner store, me and my older sibling on our bikes
Speaker 1: and we would go and my older sibling would stay
Speaker 1: outside with our two bikes, watching them to make sure
Speaker 1: they didn't get stolen.
Speaker 2: I want to be real, No, I want to be
Speaker 2: Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: I want to be a leader. But we have to
Speaker 1: get a two leader.
Speaker 2: We haven't had, like because we never ordered pizza, and
Speaker 2: I feel like you only get two leaders when you
Speaker 2: order pizza you're having a.
Speaker 1: Or actually no one talks about how like the coke
Speaker 1: like your family buys is a very tall tale sign
Speaker 1: of where you stand on the economic.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have Shasta? Do you know what Shasta is?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had the bootleg one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Told me about they didn't have.
Speaker 2: That in Miami. Yeah. I figured it wasn't like y'all
Speaker 2: weren't cool enough for that.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, Branbury, Texas, We're really mussn't out.
Speaker 2: Shasta was my ship? Oh Ryan, did you have Shasta?
Speaker 2: Like anywhere we had a.
Speaker 1: Brand like that, And I remember like it wasn't Crush,
Speaker 1: but there was like, oh no, Public's brand soda was
Speaker 1: a big thing, and then but then there was another brand.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is Shasta them thinking about because is it
Speaker 1: like the logo ribbons across the bottle like the can
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was looking at banana spiders. I love them.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: Yes, big Red, Big Red is yummy, and.
Speaker 2: It would like stain your lips.
Speaker 1: Oh, we did have Shasta.
Speaker 2: This was like my shit, someone's selling a vintage Shasta
Speaker 2: orange fucking can for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Girls like my balls. Anyway, Basically, I went to the
Speaker 1: counter store and when I went in to buy the coke,
Speaker 1: I was standing in line with the cash in my hands,
Speaker 1: and the man behind me, right before I'm about to
Speaker 1: like put my thing down, goes like what leans over
Speaker 1: into my ear and was like, are you a virgin?
Speaker 1: And then I replied and I said yes, And then
Speaker 1: he said I can change that, mind you. He was
Speaker 1: like forty something. He was a grown ass scary man.
Speaker 1: And what did the cashier do? He fucking laughed at me.
Speaker 1: And what do I think? I think they should both
Speaker 1: be dead and I both mad if they got hit
Speaker 1: by car. Actually, I don't even want you to die.
Speaker 1: I want you to get hit by a fucking car
Speaker 1: like eighteen times. I want you to get hit by
Speaker 1: a car often enough that every time you leave the
Speaker 1: crib you're like, fuck.
Speaker 4: Know how I know that you didn't tell that story
Speaker 4: yet is because that guy's still alive. I haven't killed
Speaker 4: him yet. Every man that you've mentioned that has wrong
Speaker 4: to you me Andrew have murdered him.
Speaker 2: You know me, Dexter.
Speaker 1: Saying that stuff to me is actually such a big
Speaker 1: pet people like, obviously, I know you're joking, but I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about, like I have this friend who literally said
Speaker 1: something like that to me. But being dead fucking serious,
Speaker 1: being like, who's asked do I have to be? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, take a good look at yourself.
Speaker 1: You're not winning, that.
Speaker 2: You're not competing. Don't compete where you don't.
Speaker 1: Compare, because one thing you're not gonna do is go
Speaker 1: and fight in my honor and get your fucking ass whooped.
Speaker 1: And now I'm saying there like, do you know what
Speaker 1: my referencing guys drag race. There's this thing called snatch Games.
Speaker 1: So all the drag queens dress up like a celebrity
Speaker 1: that they like, look like her, do a good impression
Speaker 1: of and one of them did Miley Cyrus during Bangers
Speaker 1: era and had a hammer with like literally.
Speaker 2: Like it's silent. It was like The most silent I've ever.
Speaker 4: Heard was the top hat one.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cocon That was her talent show though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ladies, that's literally what O'Ryan went to for her
Speaker 1: birthday celebration.
Speaker 2: She posted on I in a Halloween costume, Cocamon trees
Speaker 2: that would go crazy, that would be good.
Speaker 1: Okay, the dress she's wearing that clip. Also, last thing
Speaker 1: I'll say. It looks like if I poured water on it,
Speaker 1: it would like melt away. It's made of like cotton,
Speaker 1: Like I wonder if that was like her.
Speaker 2: Like everything isn't made of cotton. I meant cotton balls,
Speaker 2: like synthetic cotton balls. Don't those melt in water?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But no, it's like rice paper like when you
Speaker 1: put it on, it slowly absorbs it like disperse it.
Speaker 2: Did you ever put styrofoam? Oh, this is something fun
Speaker 2: I used to do. I used to put styrofoam inside
Speaker 2: of so I would get a big bowl of my
Speaker 2: mom's nail polish remover, and she would always get so
Speaker 2: fucking pissed at me because I would leave the cap
Speaker 2: off and it would evaporate, and I would take styrofoam
Speaker 2: and I would put it in there. And it would melt.
Speaker 2: And then I would take the goo that the styrofoam
Speaker 2: and acid tone made and I'd mix it with wood
Speaker 2: shavings from my dad's like planar machine, and then I
Speaker 2: would put a little bit of gasoline in it and
Speaker 2: I would make napalm.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't do shit like that, but I did
Speaker 1: get in trouble all the time when I was younger,
Speaker 1: because we had a lot of wood surfaces in our house,
Speaker 1: and I would always use acidtone to take off my
Speaker 1: nail polish and put down on theached wood, and it
Speaker 1: would get stuck and I would freak out, bitch. A
Speaker 1: lot of aces were moved, a lot of aces.
Speaker 2: Were with a lot of cover ups happened, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of place mats got placed, a lot of place.
Speaker 4: I'm noticing that the light on Kaikam's like a little harsh,
Speaker 4: and I'm wondering, like, oh, could we get a soft
Speaker 4: box or something just to like even it out here.
Speaker 2: I'll show you my soft box my butthole, and I'll
Speaker 2: fart air into your direction and make your hair blowback.
Speaker 4: I would enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Probably a soft box, put you in it and ship
Speaker 1: you to somebody who could maybe give a fuck about you.
Speaker 1: But the problem is, oh, there is nobody to receive
Speaker 1: the package.
Speaker 2: It's going intoms, it's going into the landfill, so it's
Speaker 2: gonna be in transit for eternity. Guys, guys, guys.
Speaker 1: For eternity. Bro I will never get over rain randomly
Speaker 1: in my back seat one day being like, y'all, I seriously,
Speaker 1: I don't know if how is real or not, but
Speaker 1: like the idea of being there for a fucking eternity
Speaker 1: is freaking me the fuck out. And she was just
Speaker 1: in the backseat thinking about if she got sent to
Speaker 1: how she'd be there, because she was like, we have
Speaker 1: no concept, we have no grasp of what the fuck
Speaker 1: eternity is. Also, what the fuck is buffalo sauce? Oh
Speaker 1: what I do? I like, that's something I do.
Speaker 2: I don't need to It's probably like buffalo bones or something. No.
Speaker 1: I was looking at it today and I was like,
Speaker 1: this might as well be fucking like oil spill. It's
Speaker 1: like what made the tumblr like oils like on the
Speaker 1: ground and making a rainbow. That's what I feel like
Speaker 1: is in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm changing my name to Mike Hunt. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I killed like that kill But I don't leave. Okay, good.
Speaker 1: My pants are doing the thing where because they're so baggy.
Speaker 1: When I sit up, it looks like I'm wearing like
Speaker 1: a cosplay costume but.
Speaker 2: Like it's two inches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like raising up literally to my ribs right now.
Speaker 2: Like you have a boner, I do. I always you guys,
Speaker 2: so we all know I've been taking an iPhone. I've
Speaker 2: been I've been hitting or oh oh wow, I've been
Speaker 2: hitting myself. No, I've been taking a break from my iPhone.
Speaker 2: Like this is known. I've talked about it for the
Speaker 2: last like three episodes. Well, yesterday the app that I
Speaker 2: used What's fucking crazy is it's a free app, but
Speaker 2: I love it so much and I use it and
Speaker 2: it changed my life in such a drastic way that
Speaker 2: I donated to this app. I gave them five dollars.
Speaker 2: It's a free app, and I was like, no, like,
Speaker 2: I want you to keep it free so as many
Speaker 2: people as possible can use this app, Like, thank you
Speaker 2: donated to it. The app fucking glitched. The app glitched.
Speaker 2: I lost my thirty day streak on all my apps,
Speaker 2: and then also none of my apps locked, none of
Speaker 2: them locked, So I was just like, fuck it, this
Speaker 2: is a sign from God to relapse. And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I used my phone all day fucking long yesterday, and
Speaker 2: I was sitting in bed, like actually crying real tears
Speaker 2: about how inspired I felt and how good it felt
Speaker 2: to use my iPhone. I was literally like looking at.
Speaker 1: I was looking at Traveling the World.
Speaker 2: I know, literally, I was looking at a Ryan's page,
Speaker 2: I was looking at India page. I was looking at
Speaker 2: all my friends pages. I was looking at like other
Speaker 2: creative people's pages, and I was like, damn, I am
Speaker 2: so fucking inspired right now, like this is what it's
Speaker 2: all about, Like this is what the iPhone is all about.
Speaker 2: And I proceeded to use it, I'm not kidding for
Speaker 2: like six hours straight, and it was like a tolerance break,
Speaker 2: Like it was literally like a weed tolerance break, Like
Speaker 2: I took a break, and then I now, the high
Speaker 2: is better than you could have ever exactly. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: not I don't have to chase the magic dragon anymore,
Speaker 2: like it's there. So I decided that I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: that like once every two weeks, like have a day
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, let's go fucking crazy. But I
Speaker 2: really crazy. I really was at rock bottom and I
Speaker 2: didn't realize it. Like my phone made not having my
Speaker 2: phone made my life like a living hell, because like
Speaker 2: what did I do? Like Actually, because I wasn't watching
Speaker 2: YouTube on my computer, I was like painting. Some days,
Speaker 2: I was reach But you.
Speaker 1: Were in the living room with us more. You spent
Speaker 1: more time with us.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why it was hell. That's why. That's why
Speaker 2: it's felt so poor and bad.
Speaker 1: Right right? What the fuck was I gonna say? Oh,
Speaker 1: last night I was in bed and because I'm at
Speaker 1: a hotel, I was like, I need to watch a
Speaker 1: crime series on the TV. If y'all know, y'all know
Speaker 1: that I used to be obsessed with watching like murder
Speaker 1: mysteries before going to bed, and then I stopped because
Speaker 1: I felt like it was the worst thing. I was
Speaker 1: obsessed with watching all that stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to stop. This can't be good for my
Speaker 1: mental health. Did I see any benefits from not watching it?
Speaker 1: Not really, if anything. Actually I have a lot of anxiety.
Speaker 2: Like a lot of the things that are bad for
Speaker 2: you are ultimately they keep you on your tongue. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: like Heroin.
Speaker 1: Well, well, no, I will say now that when I
Speaker 1: watch something about murder, I'm actually shocked and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this happens. When usually I'd be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: that's like not the craziest story I've ever heard, But
Speaker 1: now I'm like, like, so shell shocked.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 1: Last night couldn't find a fucking crime channel. There was
Speaker 1: no crime channels on there. But what I did find
Speaker 1: was one. There is a Draft King's channel where all
Speaker 1: they do. I passed this channel like four times and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the longest commercial ever. Every
Speaker 1: time I passed this channel, it's still talk about fuck
Speaker 1: ash Draft Kings. And I'm not saying this in a
Speaker 1: positive way. I think that shit's fucked up, and it's
Speaker 1: literally just like incentivizing average people to gamble when they
Speaker 1: definitely shouldn't be gambling because gambling is a drug. I amo, whatever,
Speaker 1: there goes our ability to ever work with them ever.
Speaker 1: But I actually don't think I I don't want to, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I can't pass. I was like, damn, this is
Speaker 1: the longest commercial I've ever seen my goddamn fucking life.
Speaker 1: I finally decided to stay on the channel, and I'm
Speaker 1: recording because I'm like, I need to catch when this ends,
Speaker 1: and also because it was the weirdest layout of a
Speaker 1: commercial I had ever seen. No, it's the whole channel.
Speaker 1: All they do is talk about like it's so good,
Speaker 1: it's so good, it's so good. Let's hear from somebody
Speaker 1: who uses it. And then it's somebody who's like it's awesome.
Speaker 1: It like automatically actually takes money out of my account,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what are we talking about, Like you
Speaker 1: could put on automatic beds. I'm like, that's crazy. Not
Speaker 1: even getting the satisfaction of like using your finger to
Speaker 1: make a risk. It's literally just automatic risk taking.
Speaker 2: Thank god gambling is not legal in California, because I
Speaker 2: would be so addicted to it, Like gambling gives me
Speaker 2: like the same high that like opiates gave me when
Speaker 2: I was younger, Like that shit, yeah, like it could
Speaker 2: become a problem, thankfully, Like I don't like casino gambling
Speaker 2: like that shit's like boring, like old as fuck, Like
Speaker 2: it smells like around it just.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fun thing to do for maybe ten
Speaker 1: minutes exactly, like maybe ten minutes.
Speaker 2: You go, you bring one hundred dollars with you in cash,
Speaker 2: you leave your cards in the car and you just
Speaker 2: like lose it in five minutes and then you leave.
Speaker 1: Well, but even though I'd be like, bruh, i could
Speaker 1: have gotten three meals off Wingstop.
Speaker 2: I've could have gotten one thirteenth of the new leather
Speaker 2: Mew mew new balanced shoes with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have gotten the toe like the toe
Speaker 1: section like a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love tells, bab I love eating feet.
Speaker 1: Anyway. The other thing I saw on TV that really
Speaker 1: fucking freaked me out because I'm taking so long to
Speaker 1: tell the stupid fucking story is they still do like
Speaker 1: call to book flights, which my fuck the pet damn
Speaker 1: they still do that. I need to start that business
Speaker 1: and skim the fuck out of old people because in
Speaker 1: my head I was like, I bet they're scamming people,
Speaker 1: But I do want to call it tonight and like
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we want a flight from like La
Speaker 1: to New York round trip for these days, what's the price?
Speaker 1: And at the same time, beyond google flights and see
Speaker 1: if the flight if they're like overcharging you four fees
Speaker 1: for that through.
Speaker 2: The airline or is it through a different air air coming.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't an airline thing. I'll literally tell you
Speaker 1: what it was. It felt like I was fucking stuck
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2: Watch all that shit.
Speaker 1: Crazy, But it's low post airlines.
Speaker 2: It should be that you get to smoke cigarettes on
Speaker 2: those flights.
Speaker 1: I know, if I'm calling to book my flight, bitch,
Speaker 1: let me yeah, let me like light up.
Speaker 2: There should be no CSA pre nine to eleven TSA
Speaker 2: and cigarettes onboard and yeah no, mane, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say that joke. I'm crazy, so fucking crazy. Everything at
Speaker 2: zoo is so fucking lazy A hold up, hold up,
Speaker 2: hold up, wait what was the verse?
Speaker 3: I'm easy, I'm an alien, I'm extra read all about it,
Speaker 3: read all about eatsy, I'm an eightis stop extra.
Speaker 2: Read all about it, you know, like extra extra, extra extra,
Speaker 2: read all about it, read all about it like the
Speaker 2: newspaper boys, the extra extra.
Speaker 1: I think that was like a late night old channel
Speaker 1: that would talk.
Speaker 2: About like Mario Lopez, like tested it extra extra Lopez.
Speaker 1: Bro, he is alive right now, God bless, He's like
Speaker 1: alive and well and breathing.
Speaker 2: Out of a person who did it fucking right, grinded
Speaker 2: through his thirties, grind through his thirties period through his forties,
Speaker 2: and then dropped off the face of the fucking word earth.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was.
Speaker 1: I think he's still like doing that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Honestly, chase a bag and chase the bag.
Speaker 1: WHOA Well, I never ended up finding something that was
Speaker 1: a crime thing to watch on the TV. And I
Speaker 1: started this YouTube.
Speaker 5: Video, bitch, I had scared the fuck out of me,
Speaker 5: like I've never been watching a YouTube video and started
Speaker 5: and being like falling asleep and then just wake up
Speaker 5: and open my eyes and be like, oh my God,
Speaker 5: like actually was scared the fuck out of me.
Speaker 2: In you stop, I was gonna bring this fucking up.
Speaker 2: This is what I was talking about on the phone
Speaker 2: with you and our manager when I was back in Texas,
Speaker 2: when I was like, I have a crazy story that
Speaker 2: like if I broke it would solidify me in the
Speaker 2: internet zeitgeist forever, and everybody was like, nah, don't do it,
Speaker 2: don't do it, And I was like, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 2: I don't want to get involved in this ship. Look
Speaker 2: how many fucking views that shit has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you would have the killer on my
Speaker 1: back too.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know why. I am y'all the
Speaker 2: Schoolboy nine, which literally I'm not gonna like spoil it, okay,
Speaker 2: but literally, like two months ago, I remember.
Speaker 1: When you mentioned this. I was like, girl, you sound
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. You need to get off that damn phone.
Speaker 2: I found what, Okay, literally you did. I found his
Speaker 2: accounts with like twelve likes and like no one had ever.
Speaker 2: I was even sending them to you Kai like that
Speaker 2: like creepy guy, and you were like, can you please stop?
Speaker 2: Like this is really scary, and so I stopped. But
Speaker 2: literally I found him like so long ago, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy, like no one is talking
Speaker 2: about this shit. And then it's all that my TikTok
Speaker 2: feed has been the last week.
Speaker 1: It's really spooky uky, but this video like this was
Speaker 1: giving me fucking spooky kid.
Speaker 2: This like creepy accounts pretending and I was.
Speaker 1: Like oh, and then when they started showing me what
Speaker 1: he was posting, I got I'm not kidding. This room
Speaker 1: was so pitch dark O'Ryan was dead asleep, and I
Speaker 1: kept looking at the dark cause.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, ya, that's what I was saying,
Speaker 2: Like that gives me like like it gives me the
Speaker 2: same feeling that I get when I see like demonic
Speaker 2: presences in a movie like I don't. I never watched
Speaker 2: Long Boy because I didn't want to see that movie. Legs, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't see I didn't want to see that movie
Speaker 2: because people were like, it's really demonic the Hand and
Speaker 2: long because like I can't handle demonic shit, like I
Speaker 2: I really don't even believe in that shit fully, Like
Speaker 2: it just freaks me the fuck out for some reason.
Speaker 2: It gives me dark, sinister energy. That ship gave me
Speaker 2: the same even.
Speaker 1: So gross, it's like disgusting. There's halfway in the video
Speaker 1: like that, I know it's like very terrifying. And there
Speaker 1: it feels like there's no winning too because we.
Speaker 2: Find out it's Kai.
Speaker 4: Like that. Let me see it again.
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like yourself.
Speaker 4: No it doesn't there, let me see it one more
Speaker 4: time and then I'll tell you what it has, like
Speaker 4: really high cheap bones and like very sucked.
Speaker 2: In PSL seven So it's chad light. Okay, the p
Speaker 2: s L six is above average. That is so kind.
Speaker 2: That is actually so Kai vibes. Okay, we are so
Speaker 2: back and better. So many cuts this episode. Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 2: so speed Run. The animation that some made of the
Speaker 2: podcast was literally like one of my favorite things. Average
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like it was so cute and
Speaker 2: it like literally made me feel like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like we could do like the duncan Trustle thing with
Speaker 2: our podcast where we just like take certain clips and
Speaker 2: like animate it and make like a freaking mini short
Speaker 2: of like our interactions, Like that would be really cool
Speaker 2: to do. But shout out that will insert it. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about fin stuff. Have we ever talked about fin sta?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was super cool. More more animation, please,
Speaker 2: more animation.
Speaker 1: I have the gnarliest migraine right now. And it's like
Speaker 1: it kind of started when Kai like first got here
Speaker 1: and started like talking, and then I like this smell,
Speaker 1: Like the more he talked, this smell started filling the room,
Speaker 1: and I think it's just like, yeah.
Speaker 2: You do you smell that? And licked his lips. Gonna
Speaker 2: are you talking about turn me on a little bit?
Speaker 1: Like you whispered.
Speaker 2: That by Kai. I got rised up by Livy Dunn.
Speaker 4: It might have been a coincidence. I feel like there's
Speaker 4: no reason why me talking would make you have a headache.
Speaker 1: Like, that's sure because the stench that followed it falls.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we established that that's the buffalo sauce in
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, that's you.
Speaker 2: That's that's just what you smell. Dude.
Speaker 1: If y'all ever wanted to know what Kai smells like,
Speaker 1: smells like, you just have to like get buffalo wings
Speaker 1: and then put them in like a fridge.
Speaker 2: A lot of.
Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called?
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you want to know what Kai smells like,
Speaker 1: get buffalo wings, put them in like a fridge, and
Speaker 1: then just open the fridge really fast, so all of
Speaker 1: that like stench wafts out at you, and that is
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, that is exactly what Ky smells like.
Speaker 4: Oh but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: People with a little bit of mildew, people.
Speaker 4: Actually will get wings. They'll get buffalo wings, and their
Speaker 4: mouth will water because it smells so fucking good and delicious.
Speaker 4: Think about that. You're seeing people's mouths water when they see.
Speaker 2: No, I think when it comes from a human, it's
Speaker 2: like juice when I my fucking pussy is wet when
Speaker 2: I see Kai.
Speaker 4: Did you mean that that I had nice legs?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Body is tea lately.
Speaker 1: Okay, so keep it up because it can fake.
Speaker 2: But y'all, you guys gotta fucking chill, like y'all.
Speaker 7: Really actually like okay, y'all, No, literally, they got a
Speaker 7: chill because they are in my fucking business email messaging
Speaker 7: me diagnosing me with autism and with a hernia.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I literally, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I did in the last episode. But I got like
Speaker 2: three emails saying I had autism and one that said
Speaker 2: I had a hernia. But the hernia one was a miss,
Speaker 2: like they didn't understand what I was saying, Like, I
Speaker 2: know what hernia is. I had a hernia when I
Speaker 2: was like nine. This is just when my colon gets
Speaker 2: full of poop and constipation. It bulges out a little bit,
Speaker 2: But it's not like the bubble that you think of
Speaker 2: when you see like hernia in the abdomen.
Speaker 1: That is so disgusting.
Speaker 2: But I did book as ocdoc appointment because I was like,
Speaker 2: what if I've just had a hernia this whole time?
Speaker 2: Haven't been yet, but we will up there.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait, wait the picture the picture
Speaker 1: of Okay.
Speaker 2: It's actually perfect that Oriyan is here because Orian come here. Okay,
Speaker 2: so In and I were sitting on the couch and
Speaker 2: we were trying to find your John Lennon photos.
Speaker 1: She found it. She has it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so oh all my shit got deleted because
Speaker 2: I have eight hundred Yeah.
Speaker 1: What I was looking. I didn't know which one.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's like literally the greatest photo of all time.
Speaker 2: We'll spare you or Ryan, we won't post it and
Speaker 2: unless you want us to, really, I probably my story.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if I've ever seen it online.
Speaker 2: Like well, I got all of the karma just like
Speaker 2: thrust it right back at me Oryan because I had
Speaker 2: my John Lennon moment in a Mark Jacob, Shoot, I
Speaker 2: need to.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: It's like it's straight up like.
Speaker 4: A wait, is that actually a photo of true?
Speaker 5: I don't know what's worse is it's a live photo,
Speaker 5: so like you can't really see that it's him.
Speaker 1: Fuck hello, Oh it's a screenshot of a fucking life photo.
Speaker 1: All my poem.
Speaker 2: The picture of you in.
Speaker 7: The back of the car.
Speaker 2: Stop, that's what we were referencing like this like siblings.
Speaker 1: That version of it's so gross. I hate it.
Speaker 2: This ship.
Speaker 1: I just also the red lighting, Like me Andrew just
Speaker 1: need to avoid fucking red lighting because we start looking
Speaker 1: fucked up. I thought red lighting like objectively makes somebody
Speaker 1: look harder.
Speaker 2: Improving points, improving points, brou it.
Speaker 1: Looks like day was that like it was in February.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was when we did the Mark shoot. But
Speaker 2: that find that literally that photo change in trajectory of
Speaker 2: my life. And I'm not kidding. I started like it
Speaker 2: like it sent me into an episode. Like literally, I
Speaker 2: was like, is this actually what my profile looks like?
Speaker 2: And it was just like very bad timing obviously, because
Speaker 2: I don't look like that. You are perfect.
Speaker 1: No, Sometimes when I look at you, that's kind of
Speaker 1: just you are perfect. Okay, No, sometimes when I see Drew,
Speaker 1: that is what he looks like. Though, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2: Honest, okays, backseat photo.
Speaker 4: You don't you always look good? I feel like your
Speaker 4: jaw is very defined.
Speaker 2: Thank you, okay, r and I just wanted to show
Speaker 2: you that iconic moment. Yeah, o, Ryan literally has been
Speaker 2: inside the cupboard the whole time. Sorry, what'd you say again? Guy?
Speaker 4: Your jaw looks super good normally.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Wait, actually, could you say it one more time?
Speaker 4: Your jaw looks good and it looks very handsome.
Speaker 2: It's actually so random that I cannot hear you repeat yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh he's manipulating me.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's manipulating you. Pictures you just look like scary.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Like that's just not you.
Speaker 2: I really don't know who that person is. Like, it's
Speaker 2: really jarring. It's really jarring. And what's crazier is that
Speaker 2: like they thought I looked good.
Speaker 1: No, you did look good and all in the pictures
Speaker 1: that we got taken of us, you looked good.
Speaker 2: No, the person our manager thought I looked good.
Speaker 1: My bangs look fucked up. It looks like I have
Speaker 1: like a huge like mullet.
Speaker 2: The bangs were banging. Okay, wow, well okay.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Also, I know this has been talked about one but
Speaker 2: jillion times online, but I figured we would need to
Speaker 2: talk about it as well, because it is a very
Speaker 2: a very crazy thing that exists that I don't think
Speaker 2: enough people are talking about. There is literally a tick
Speaker 2: out right now that when it bites you, literally when
Speaker 2: it bites you, it makes you allergic to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's real.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that real. It's it
Speaker 2: is literally real, you're supposed to say.
Speaker 1: Oh, you need to get a bit by that, my
Speaker 1: good sis.
Speaker 2: Wait, why because you are gay? Because I like me? Wow,
Speaker 2: I told it yesterday. I was like, when I bring
Speaker 2: this up, you're supposed to say, oh, you need that tick,
Speaker 2: like I set her up for a slam dunk like
Speaker 2: gay joke and she fumbled.
Speaker 1: Like well, because I was just actually intrigued in the conversation,
Speaker 1: Like when you speak to me, I'm just like yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like I'm here present.
Speaker 2: Wait, that was weird. We're like wapping up right now
Speaker 2: we need to like hold each other. Yeah, that's more.
Speaker 2: That's more like it's a.
Speaker 1: Bit unnatural, Like this just seems unnatural right now.
Speaker 4: Oh, Drew is Elijah. You're Elijah from Girls. They're just
Speaker 4: connected seeing you guys do that and how like clearly
Speaker 4: uncomfortable you are touching a woman's hand.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that we could fire you for being homophobic.
Speaker 2: Right yeah, no, I'm reporting you to HR which is
Speaker 2: me and you're done.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but our HR rep has
Speaker 1: a huge bias against you.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, all right, was kind of observing something.
Speaker 4: It wasn't homophobic at all. I actually love gay people.
Speaker 4: You fucking know that. Everyone knows that. That's a well
Speaker 4: known that because because you love me, you were friends.
Speaker 4: We're good friends.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that time?
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was like a sneak disci Sokay, So
Speaker 2: shady Shade is Saturday Sunday. People with eye issues do
Speaker 2: before glasses were invented get.
Speaker 1: A headache, Like, oh, that's why I have a headache
Speaker 1: right now. I had to wear my glasses all fucking day.
Speaker 2: No, but actually, like did they like just were they
Speaker 2: blind or did they not exist until like there were
Speaker 2: holes in the ozone layer or.
Speaker 1: The glasses before we had phones.
Speaker 2: It's that damn phone. It's always that damn phone.
Speaker 1: Bro Okay, I need to clarify. I obviously don't think
Speaker 1: that's true because sometimes I really do sound like the
Speaker 1: dumbest person on this podcast, and recently it's been getting
Speaker 1: to my head.
Speaker 2: There's only two of us, so if you're not the dumbest,
Speaker 2: that makes me the dumbest.
Speaker 4: No, there's car there's a third third. Thank you. Wow,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: What you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: To which in your favor of that statement of like,
Speaker 4: oh well, maybe people's eyes were better in the past,
Speaker 4: there's I think a lot of evidence that people's teeth
Speaker 4: were better. Yeah, yeah, so maybe there, I don't know,
Speaker 4: maybe there's something to that, like we're unnaturally looking.
Speaker 1: I could see like there being a connection between how
Speaker 1: much fucking led we stare at and our I mean,
Speaker 1: look at sucking the blu ray lights, like the blue
Speaker 1: ray lights.
Speaker 2: Okay, well when Inya like there, there's like always like
Speaker 2: when we're going out, there's like an hour long period photo. Bro,
Speaker 2: it's like really haunted, like it's a han.
Speaker 4: You got bodied. It also looks like you have no hair,
Speaker 4: like I know, in the middle of the top of
Speaker 4: your head, just like.
Speaker 2: No, it's like literally it's my back seat. And also
Speaker 2: the way I'm staring at have like beady little eyes
Speaker 2: like look like like scary. I look like I have
Speaker 2: like a big like nose like it my jaw is recessed.
Speaker 2: Like it's really like everything that I hate about myself
Speaker 2: and what I see in the mirror.
Speaker 4: Never ever look like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah ever, thank you. But India does look like Enya
Speaker 2: does look like the backseat photo like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most of the time people turn to me and
Speaker 1: that's what I look like.
Speaker 2: Even thinking about that fucking photo makes me cry laughing.
Speaker 2: That's so bad. Okay, But there comes a night or
Speaker 2: point and every night when we go out where Enya
Speaker 2: ask me like what does she want or which outfit
Speaker 2: should she wear? And like, I don't think you realize
Speaker 2: how seriously I take that, Like that has become like
Speaker 2: Anna windsor like I'm living Yeah that's the girl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I take that shit very seriously. And I don't think
Speaker 2: I've made a wrong choice yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like you give
Speaker 1: really good advice, like you give practical You take into
Speaker 1: like account the practicability, the vibe of it, the look
Speaker 1: of it, how it will hold through the night, Like
Speaker 1: you're like, well, are you just gonna be doing this
Speaker 1: or are you gonna do something after? Like what's your vibe?
Speaker 2: I'm always thinking about if cigarettes are involved, like getting
Speaker 2: it's going to like geat all.
Speaker 1: Over my clothing. Yeah, but I don't smoke cigarettes anymore,
Speaker 1: so that's not a problem. And now at this point,
Speaker 1: when somebody smokes near me, I'm like, girl, like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna make me fucking stink, which is crazy because I
Speaker 1: used to stink. Yeah, now I just smell like uh digital.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. The last thing I want to bring up
Speaker 2: is finally me and Indya, I downloaded this app that
Speaker 2: scans your face and then gives you like a rating
Speaker 2: out of ten guys. I did so good on it.
Speaker 1: He did so many, like he has so many.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, Kai, this is what I was gonna show you.
Speaker 2: Come here.
Speaker 1: I just saw a picture of like you shirtless, and
Speaker 1: that was like the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Oh that's just me body checking. Oh shit, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is what I wasn't Yeah, this is what I was
Speaker 2: gonna Yeah, it's definitely because it was blurry and the
Speaker 2: lighting was crazy. But no, I was gonna send that
Speaker 2: to you, but I was like, I want to show
Speaker 2: him in person.
Speaker 1: You should start uploading like, uh face tuned pictures of
Speaker 1: you shirtless and like huge like that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm gonna go on a testosterone like tremblone,
Speaker 2: like TRT protocol, yeah, or like do some just some
Speaker 2: general anabolic steroids for six months. I'm gonna blast it
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go hardest.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I love yourself.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get big as fuck, and then y'all gonna
Speaker 2: be like whoa Drew, just like really angry and mean
Speaker 2: because you mad. No, it just makes you your real self.
Speaker 4: Wait, was that the thing you're gonna tell me earlier
Speaker 4: you said there's horrible news. No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: You said my body is like well no, no.
Speaker 4: I did not mean it like that. I genuinely know
Speaker 4: we're gonna tell.
Speaker 1: You're fired at like in een fifteen.
Speaker 4: But I still have my job.
Speaker 1: Right now for the next thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, okay, so the first one and I still
Speaker 2: get it back.
Speaker 4: I could still get it.
Speaker 2: No, the first one I did, I got a seven
Speaker 2: point six and I was like, Okay, that seems like
Speaker 2: really high. That doesn't make sense. So then I edited
Speaker 2: a picture of myself with face tune and I submitted it.
Speaker 2: It got a nine point six, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wait, it's kind of accurate. So then Josh did
Speaker 2: it and got a seven point six, and then Enya
Speaker 2: did it and got like a seven point something and
Speaker 2: I was like damn. So then I was like hold on, like,
Speaker 2: let me.
Speaker 1: I think it can only really identify you like masculine
Speaker 1: as a man, because every time it'd be like masculinity,
Speaker 1: your jawline, like you're the top one percent of men.
Speaker 1: I'm not a man. I'm a girl.
Speaker 2: You're not a girl, bitch. And then I did it
Speaker 2: and I got an eight point four and I was like, oh, whoa,
Speaker 2: Like dad's crazy. And then y'all, I ended it off
Speaker 2: with a nine point three on a real photo of
Speaker 2: my own that he took it. I don't have it.
Speaker 2: I took it real time and app but like I'm
Speaker 2: kind of giving though.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I need to take an advil because
Speaker 1: or I need to put my glasses on because I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 2: My think and I'm dancing for funo babe. Oh that
Speaker 2: echo was like sharp. It sounded like we hit metal.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing next to my fucking head, Drew
Speaker 1: syop corner. These don't make me laugh. I'm hitting you tonight.
Speaker 2: Burger King got chicken sandwiches? Now, what's next? He at
Speaker 2: the poop store? Okay, folklore evermore canker sore, bitch. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. Where is the liquor store?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: These woes sucking like the best way.
Speaker 2: I need some kouchi quill and head and all from
Speaker 2: in y'all in y'all, y'all. Wait, Kay sent this to me,
Speaker 2: imagine and he types this is this is is.
Speaker 4: The word this out? Someone emailed this to.
Speaker 2: Me, imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your
Speaker 2: off's funeral.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that when I saw that today,
Speaker 1: taking notes seem.
Speaker 2: An emoji literally noted as fun guys, can we bring
Speaker 2: back noted please? Like please? Can we do it? And
Speaker 2: I think that's all I have to talk about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of the last thing that I was, like
Speaker 2: I already talked about this though, was how me buying
Speaker 2: the TikTok shop hot bowl was like really one of
Speaker 2: the worst points in my life. Like that was really dark,
Speaker 2: So I did.
Speaker 1: Dude, it definitely has to be illegal to like chip
Speaker 1: containers like that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like raw eggs or like eggs across the country
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 1: Heat boiled eggs.
Speaker 2: Bro the fucking PEPSI like expanding to the point of
Speaker 2: almost exploding was like crazy that like it was next
Speaker 2: to an egg, so that means it was like so
Speaker 2: hot that it was like boiling, or like the pressure
Speaker 2: was so high that it was like crushing it crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here is my freaking media.
Speaker 2: My media is that little ginger bitch.
Speaker 1: In my life, gaborsable photographs and memories, Jim Cross. How
Speaker 1: do you say his name? Ryan Bro? She can't hear
Speaker 1: us in the fucking cabinet. She's losing oxygen in there.
Speaker 1: How do you say? Jim Kross? Is is it? Jim
Speaker 1: Kroschroche okay photographs, some memories Jim Krosche, and just a
Speaker 1: New York poem by Nikki Giovanni. That album reminds me
Speaker 1: of Rain like this is feels like her life. And
Speaker 1: that's it for my fucking media, honestly, No movies, no nothing,
Speaker 1: leave me alone.
Speaker 2: My media is Twisters and forty X it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a movie. I'm going to see it tomorrow, super excited.
Speaker 2: And then this. I found this like anime that was
Speaker 2: like a three part like short trilogy, but like together,
Speaker 2: it made like one long story. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: Black Mirror Vibes like, but it was made in the
Speaker 2: nineties and it was so fucking good. Oh I can't
Speaker 2: open it, but I'm just gonnaunlock that. But it's like
Speaker 2: Magnetic Rose or some shit like that. Let's see if
Speaker 2: I can find it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna make tragnetic rose toys. You put the magnet
Speaker 1: in your coach.
Speaker 2: Oh do so, no hands. That's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 2: But there's a song from that. How would you say that?
Speaker 2: From that anime? Corral or Corral c h O R
Speaker 2: A by Yoko Cano. But the soundtrack for the thing,
Speaker 2: the thing is called Memories, So go watch Memories and
Speaker 2: the soundtrack is fucking lit.
Speaker 1: Probably sounds like ship exactly what I thought, sounds like shit.
Speaker 1: You could listen. Listen. You could listen to this kind
Speaker 1: of ship all you want.
Speaker 4: I love this.
Speaker 1: God will know you had grinder.
Speaker 4: I love this type of stuff. True.
Speaker 1: Hey come here, you'rebye. Al right, Well I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: take a huge fucking dump.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go back home. No, You're gonna hang
Speaker 2: and love my life.
Speaker 1: Please stay night with me, alright, alry
Speaker 2: M