WEBVTT - the galaxy gas episode

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<v Speaker 1>Looking. Hey guy, I'm talking to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, this is a special spectacular bed episode, and I

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<v Speaker 2>want to address how I was wronged today by Nya.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was misled and lied to, and two

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<v Speaker 2>days ago she said, oh, like it would be so

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<v Speaker 2>cute and cozy, like we can we can do like

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<v Speaker 2>a bed episode where we're in our pjs. I drove

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<v Speaker 2>over here in my fucking pjs that are rotten, dilap.

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<v Speaker 1>This grown ass man to walk through the lobby of

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<v Speaker 1>Chateau Marmont and those funky ass fucking glows.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a whole guys. Okay, I did dye the armpits

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<v Speaker 2>black before as a bit, so this is not real.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a part of the bit. No is it bad?

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<v Speaker 2>In certain lights? In certain lighting, in super.

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<v Speaker 1>Definite yellow lighting, it's gonna look crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when it gets dark out, it's gonna it's it's cooked,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fried. It's over for me. I'm gonna rope Max.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hang myself?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Speaking of that, I spoke to a

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<v Speaker 1>psychiatrist today like, oh, how.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that go? Actually? I mean, we don't have the

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<v Speaker 2>spill tea on here, but why did I say.

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<v Speaker 1>That we don't have to spill tea?

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<v Speaker 3>Say that was like Saturday Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>That was that was millennial gay of me to say,

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<v Speaker 2>let's spill tea. It's like the cremit frog sipping t

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<v Speaker 2>emoji or like noted, No.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to bring that back low key noted was.

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<v Speaker 2>That was fire that that died way too quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that was good. And then I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe we all used to like use the frog emoji

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<v Speaker 1>for real, for real, like the face.

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<v Speaker 2>Limit frog with it because you and Tea will insert

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<v Speaker 2>like the emojis on top of the People have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what we're talking about, because if they don't, then

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<v Speaker 1>we need to stop this that we're like hold as

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<v Speaker 1>fuck Because in my head, that's not that long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess that was like twenty sixteen. No, that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that long ago.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a decade a year old. No, Oh my god, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's fucked up? Is I used to when

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<v Speaker 1>we first started our tradition of sitting around. No, like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, that was like that, it's not even a tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I adding Kaya is a third as adding Kaya's

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<v Speaker 1>the walk, sure.

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<v Speaker 2>As the polyamorous.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, guys, we have a kaikam for this episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't sert it right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, take it off now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh he wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even put it on.

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<v Speaker 2>He wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>He he had a bit plan. He wanted to sip

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<v Speaker 1>his Oh yeah, if.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys know that, continue the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>He really threw the apple juice in there, so he

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<v Speaker 2>said what he really threw me off.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have put some apple juice in there so

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like you were having champagne and not room

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<v Speaker 1>temperature sparkling water.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you gave me this warm ass water. I was

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<v Speaker 4>begging him for some hydration. He gave me this ship

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<v Speaker 4>actually welcome, like what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I went and I did the classic thing of like

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<v Speaker 1>a bit he was too lazy. It's like, oh, is

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<v Speaker 1>there any water in here? Like you want one of

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you water? Like wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Like no.

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<v Speaker 4>I was saying that, and I was like, oh, is

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<v Speaker 4>there any water? And then I in my head, I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, if you told me where the water was,

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<v Speaker 4>I would have like bolted over and gotten it for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have and I would like, and you would

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<v Speaker 1>have tripped on the wires.

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<v Speaker 2>And you got the world's smallest room. It's literally close quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was all I needed. Me and Oriyan just

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<v Speaker 1>sat in bed all day and that's what I needed, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need a big room.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wait, y'all were in girls were in

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<v Speaker 2>bed together.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't have clothes on and stuff. Ryan's in the

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<v Speaker 1>corner on her phone silently.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to take a picture of it where Oriyan is.

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<v Speaker 1>You should just get in the cubby hole. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>you should hang out, so you Ryan has the opposite

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<v Speaker 1>of a cook chair. She's like hiding.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, l Ron Hubbard, shout out scientology. I'm a big advocate.

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<v Speaker 4>What you're an advocate? I don't think they need advocates,

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<v Speaker 4>all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a cult?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a cult?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, No, it's my religion. And for you to call

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<v Speaker 2>my religion a cult, I'm actually like offended as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You're my religion, bad religion.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the detail you kicking your feet right.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad religion? Okay, Well whoa Indian? Indian and I defeated

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<v Speaker 2>the nuclear family. We are in the process of defeating

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<v Speaker 2>the nuclear family.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're rewriting the script. Guys. We're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>married and abuse the tax system like other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Do fraud, We're going to commit fraud tax fraud?

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<v Speaker 1>Would that be considered fraud?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck says my marriage has to be romantic?

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<v Speaker 2>It does? It has to. You can't like people try

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<v Speaker 2>to fake gay straight vibes for the tax purposes or

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<v Speaker 2>that used to how they can like legally get married.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think if we claimed Kai and Joe Saiah

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<v Speaker 2>as are dependents, then it'd be fine. Then it would

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<v Speaker 2>be really good and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we'd have kids. Wait, I'm still stuck on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that's actually illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like I think it's tax frun like if

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<v Speaker 2>we're not actually in love or at least I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>my information hold that.

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<v Speaker 1>Those married motherfuckers are not in love.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting my information from that one movie with the

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<v Speaker 2>Kings of Queen's guy what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>So none of the information you're telling me stature jazz

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<v Speaker 1>vibe because you're literally talking about a fucking movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, that's what I'm saying, Like it's it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>like not real, Like a gay or two straight people

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<v Speaker 2>getting in love and getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>Is not these straight people getting in love like having

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<v Speaker 1>love together. But yeah, me, and you're gonna get married

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<v Speaker 1>and defeat nuclear families. You're welcome, honestly, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we're taking a house together.

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<v Speaker 1>Although he take a screenshot right now, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>the moment everything changes. Take a picture of this moment

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<v Speaker 1>for the fucking just three books. Can you believe there

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be things in textbooks that are literally

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<v Speaker 1>just screenshots of videos? Like I guess that's actually what

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<v Speaker 1>all text but I was thinking more so, like at

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<v Speaker 1>one point, I'm sure they have to, like are we

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take down in history and like writing down and

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<v Speaker 1>teach it to people how we've evolutionized technologically and how

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a part of our society, the way we

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<v Speaker 1>saw shit about like movies like in nineteen ball.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still not over the fact that when the very

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<v Speaker 2>first movie had a train in it and everybody ran

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<v Speaker 2>and jumped out of the way. And now I see

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<v Speaker 2>like Gooch sweat dripping in backshots on my iPhone and

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love it, like Gooch grease stop. Isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>Azalia Banks thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that actually her brand? Or is it like it's

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<v Speaker 2>like books? Thank you all right and thank you all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you mentioned that reminded me the other day when

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the bathroom I went to go brush

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<v Speaker 1>my teeth and get ready for bed. I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>tiktoks and we have those like old yawning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he doesn't want to sleep last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not asking you what you yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, Okay, I love watching you guys. You know this.

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<v Speaker 4>I fucking love watching you guys do your art. That

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<v Speaker 4>Yan had nothing to do with this, all right. I

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<v Speaker 4>had to do with my crazy night that I had.

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<v Speaker 2>So, oh my god, you're scaring me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm having fun you in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you've been wearing shorts recently, which like something about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have never seen you in shorts, and every

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<v Speaker 1>time I do, I'm like, oh, I love kay. You

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<v Speaker 1>have good legs. But it's just like, oh you, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're wearing outside you.

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<v Speaker 2>Whore three imaging mate aging a maging attribute.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>He has great legs, thank you. He has a great nose,

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<v Speaker 2>and he has really good eyebrows and washboard abs.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny Drew came in and complimented me so much. He

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<v Speaker 4>buttered me up before the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have bad news and I'm gonna get to

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<v Speaker 2>it later. Oh it was when they raise you up

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<v Speaker 2>so I can tear you down.

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<v Speaker 4>For that's something to do with like me getting fired,

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<v Speaker 4>right or like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know as of right now, no, okay, but like

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<v Speaker 2>potentially in the next like twenty four hours, like you

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<v Speaker 2>could be.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe in like how long have we been going? Probably

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<v Speaker 1>in the next like fifty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but that could change. I could win you, guys

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<v Speaker 4>back in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably you're not winning now.

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<v Speaker 4>I could say something really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to say something funny, okay, But before I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean that for that evening. I did not. I did

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<v Speaker 2>not mean that like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, try that anyway. So oh you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try me funny, you go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>And do that. But it was so real, but I

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<v Speaker 2>did not mean it for like that, for like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So this the whole galaxy gas craze, guys, let's talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it. What is y'all? Literally like don't know shit

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<v Speaker 2>about shit? Because I was in hotel rooms when I

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<v Speaker 2>was sixteen years old doing so much laughing gas, melting

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking brain and now y'all have flavored in O

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<v Speaker 2>two laughing gas, Like come on, now, y'all are a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of badges. Y'all are a bunch of Dare I

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<v Speaker 2>say pussies.

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<v Speaker 1>A pussy bragging about doing whippets before everybody else is actually.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's it's cooked for me now.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, like I didn't know what whippets were because

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<v Speaker 1>in my neighborhood that was like not a thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen anybody very white. Yeah, it's a super

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<v Speaker 1>white people thing, which is the galaxy gas craze freaks

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<v Speaker 1>me out. But whatever, I did not know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck a whipp it was. And we were in a

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room with all our friends, all of our like

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<v Speaker 1>white ass friends, and they were like, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like you just like suck up this air and like

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<v Speaker 1>your voice will get all deep and it'll feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you're high. And I still mind you. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't smoked weed. I barely had alcohol like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, oh, seems innocent enough. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>whip cream canister, Like it can't be anything. Bitch. I

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<v Speaker 1>was obsessed with that shit. And I was at the

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<v Speaker 1>table like you would have thought it was an open

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<v Speaker 1>bar at like an event, because I was like another.

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<v Speaker 6>One another one, thank you, and then like the the

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<v Speaker 6>most like nasty night of our life, Like I need

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<v Speaker 6>to I need to make that very clear, like this

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<v Speaker 6>was dark sided, like this was not fun, It was

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<v Speaker 6>not cue.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna bring it back to that because basically

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what it was. But you pulled me

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<v Speaker 1>aside into the other room and you were like you

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<v Speaker 1>need to stop, like stop doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like that, yeah, like me already.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that and then he was like no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally that is like proven to kill your brain

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<v Speaker 1>cells like rapidly, Like imagine your brain in your head

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<v Speaker 1>right now, all those whips you just did. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>like of all your brain cells exploding. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. And I just went back in the

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<v Speaker 1>room and I remember they were like, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>another one? I'm full?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear that shit has to be one of the

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<v Speaker 4>most addictive drugs because it lasts only five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it lasts like thirty seconds. Yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>craziest part is like really it like it is only

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<v Speaker 2>like a thirty second to a minute long, like zooted

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<v Speaker 2>to the max, Like it is literally the highest gales is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sucking the oxygen out of your literally, like just

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<v Speaker 1>like if there was a balloon with air in it

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<v Speaker 1>and you just want like this to it and then

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<v Speaker 1>it fucking explodes.

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<v Speaker 2>If I catch any of y'all doing Galaxy guys, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be very fucking You're getting blocked and banned. And I

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<v Speaker 2>do not promote that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no, it is so discussing. Also, what's crazy is

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<v Speaker 1>the second row was like, this is the worst thing

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<v Speaker 1>you could do for yourself. And mind you, I do

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of things. I'm like this, bitch, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>puff bar on my leg right now, but that that

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<v Speaker 1>was the one line. I was like, I'm not crossing

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking line. Y'all are crazy. And yeah, Also the

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<v Speaker 1>train thing that I was gonna, oh fucking touch me,

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<v Speaker 1>and that literally didn't hurt, So that kids doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>hurt me at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it doesn't hurt at all. Wait, why is

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<v Speaker 2>my skin so stretchy? Actually waited. Surprisingly, it did not

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<v Speaker 2>hurt that bad because I'm like a strong man or

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<v Speaker 2>something like girl and a big strong man.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I

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<v Speaker 1>had my phone propped up on the toothbrusholder thing in

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<v Speaker 1>our bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a TikTok of a picture of Tokyo Tony

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<v Speaker 5>half her makeup done and half her makeup not done.

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<v Speaker 5>And Drew came in and was looking down and looked

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<v Speaker 5>up it and literally goes oh. And then he was actually

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<v Speaker 5>like bewildered, Like it looked like I flashed.

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<v Speaker 1>Banged him because he was just like oh okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>like turned around. I was like what he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just thought that was real. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that person was here.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, wait, what and he thought he was

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<v Speaker 5>like his first instinct as he thought I was on

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<v Speaker 5>face start with Tokyo.

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<v Speaker 2>To like I thought she was on FaceTime with Tokyo

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<v Speaker 2>Tony one and two, like I physically thought she was

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<v Speaker 2>in the room with us like that size Like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what connections my brain made, but that bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>has been like haunted, dark sided, sinister energy recently because the.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole fucking apartment there's demons. I feel like one of you,

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<v Speaker 1>one of our fucking friends, if you see this, one

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all brought a fucking demon into my house. I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to come by.

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<v Speaker 2>I know exactly which one it was I'm not naming names,

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<v Speaker 2>but it wasn't you, kay. It wasn't you Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't you a Ryan. But there is someone who

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<v Speaker 2>I know for a oh I know whom you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I know who and like it's also crazy, like

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<v Speaker 2>we saw like videos of our house when we like

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<v Speaker 2>first moved in and we looked around and it is

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<v Speaker 2>scary how yellow the walls have gotten, like how many

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<v Speaker 2>cracks are our friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, because all y'all became addicted to puffmar at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. That started like kicking on the walls like.

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<v Speaker 2>Cigarettes, cigarettes, bro, damn you'rebyey'arbye, you're gay? Oh you're bye?

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<v Speaker 2>That is literally I thought about going for her. I

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<v Speaker 2>was Halloween, but that's too esoteric, Like wait, you should be.

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<v Speaker 1>Her and I'll be the guy at the table. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be really good, like duo costume.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd have to find like a restaurant with a similar Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be iconic.

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<v Speaker 1>You are like this cut it the gay monkey.

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<v Speaker 2>So I cut it. Oh yeah, the ring a thing? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can you get that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that TikTok that? I was like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>bouncers are just like the ring It takes in disguis, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I love that. Have you seen the original video?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Him like at the window, the girl's going there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like literally me watching when I was like fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>watching Christmas hall videos like come on, like we've seen

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<v Speaker 2>enough of the beats by Dre.

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<v Speaker 1>When I watch a Vogue What's in my bag?

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<v Speaker 2>Like come on, I've seen enough of that product, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christmas holes. We can't do Christmas holes anymore because

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of y'all just live on a fucking different

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<v Speaker 1>kookie planet. Because it used to be even the rich

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<v Speaker 1>girls you would watch are like I got the like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe lean baby lip boss. Now y'all are like I

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<v Speaker 1>got the Hermes bag, yeah, the baby cream.

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<v Speaker 2>The maybe leave the bb rexar cream.

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<v Speaker 1>But like that's what it used to give. And even

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<v Speaker 1>as like a broke kid, I would watch it and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, honestly, that's a good gift. But like I

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone that if I asked for that. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is fun. I actually feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sharing with a friend and a peer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. The the New Age haul videos are

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<v Speaker 2>like boring, Like I don't want to see how much

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<v Speaker 2>money your parents have. I want to see how many

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<v Speaker 2>drugs you're doing, Like, I want to see what your

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<v Speaker 2>night life looks like. I'm bored.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I didn't sneak out as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, where the fuck was I gonna go?

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally to the bodega up the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, No, because that's like the bodega I got asked

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<v Speaker 1>if I was a virgin at fourteen by like a

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<v Speaker 1>forty year old man and then the cash randomly. He

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<v Speaker 1>was right, like, I don't know how you have I

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<v Speaker 1>told that story like on the podcast, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I have, like in like the first episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'll tell it again. This is y'all are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you like men? Bitch? Any woman has, any

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<v Speaker 1>woman has eighteen stories like this, which is crazy, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I went to my dad used to send us

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<v Speaker 1>to this corner store to go and get get off

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<v Speaker 1>your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>You're at work, I'm writing notes about what Anya's saying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so president right now. You have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You proved a point.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. My dad used to be obsessed with trick and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Coca Cola, and he would send us to the

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<v Speaker 1>corner store, me and my older sibling on our bikes

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<v Speaker 1>and we would go and my older sibling would stay

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<v Speaker 1>outside with our two bikes, watching them to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't get stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be real, No, I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>Coca Cola.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be a leader. But we have to

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<v Speaker 1>get a two leader.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't had, like because we never ordered pizza, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you only get two leaders when you

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<v Speaker 2>order pizza you're having a.

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<v Speaker 1>Or actually no one talks about how like the coke

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<v Speaker 1>like your family buys is a very tall tale sign

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<v Speaker 1>of where you stand on the economic.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have Shasta? Do you know what Shasta is?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had the bootleg one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Told me about they didn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>That in Miami. Yeah. I figured it wasn't like y'all

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<v Speaker 2>weren't cool enough for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, Branbury, Texas, We're really mussn't out.

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<v Speaker 2>Shasta was my ship? Oh Ryan, did you have Shasta?

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<v Speaker 2>Like anywhere we had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Brand like that, And I remember like it wasn't Crush,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was like, oh no, Public's brand soda was

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<v Speaker 1>a big thing, and then but then there was another brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it is Shasta them thinking about because is it

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<v Speaker 1>like the logo ribbons across the bottle like the can

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I was looking at banana spiders. I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, big Red, Big Red is yummy, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It would like stain your lips.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we did have Shasta.

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<v Speaker 2>This was like my shit, someone's selling a vintage Shasta

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<v Speaker 2>orange fucking can for one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls like my balls. Anyway, Basically, I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>counter store and when I went in to buy the coke,

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<v Speaker 1>I was standing in line with the cash in my hands,

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<v Speaker 1>and the man behind me, right before I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>like put my thing down, goes like what leans over

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<v Speaker 1>into my ear and was like, are you a virgin?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I replied and I said yes, And then

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<v Speaker 1>he said I can change that, mind you. He was

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<v Speaker 1>like forty something. He was a grown ass scary man.

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<v Speaker 1>And what did the cashier do? He fucking laughed at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do I think? I think they should both

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<v Speaker 1>be dead and I both mad if they got hit

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<v Speaker 1>by car. Actually, I don't even want you to die.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to get hit by a fucking car

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<v Speaker 1>like eighteen times. I want you to get hit by

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<v Speaker 1>a car often enough that every time you leave the

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<v Speaker 1>crib you're like, fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>Know how I know that you didn't tell that story

0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:21.400
<v Speaker 4>yet is because that guy's still alive. I haven't killed

0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.720
<v Speaker 4>him yet. Every man that you've mentioned that has wrong

0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:25.520
<v Speaker 4>to you me Andrew have murdered him.

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<v Speaker 2>You know me, Dexter.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying that stuff to me is actually such a big

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<v Speaker 1>pet people like, obviously, I know you're joking, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about, like I have this friend who literally said

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<v Speaker 1>something like that to me. But being dead fucking serious,

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<v Speaker 1>being like, who's asked do I have to be? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, first of all, take a good look at yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not winning, that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not competing. Don't compete where you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Compare, because one thing you're not gonna do is go

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<v Speaker 1>and fight in my honor and get your fucking ass whooped.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm saying there like, do you know what

0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:04.280
<v Speaker 1>my referencing guys drag race. There's this thing called snatch Games.

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<v Speaker 1>So all the drag queens dress up like a celebrity

0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.080
<v Speaker 1>that they like, look like her, do a good impression

0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:12.720
<v Speaker 1>of and one of them did Miley Cyrus during Bangers

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<v Speaker 1>era and had a hammer with like literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's silent. It was like The most silent I've ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Heard was the top hat one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's cocon That was her talent show though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ladies, that's literally what O'Ryan went to for her

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<v Speaker 1>birthday celebration.

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<v Speaker 2>She posted on I in a Halloween costume, Cocamon trees

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<v Speaker 2>that would go crazy, that would be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the dress she's wearing that clip. Also, last thing

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say. It looks like if I poured water on it,

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<v Speaker 1>it would like melt away. It's made of like cotton,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wonder if that was like her.

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<v Speaker 2>Like everything isn't made of cotton. I meant cotton balls,

0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:05.600
<v Speaker 2>like synthetic cotton balls. Don't those melt in water?

0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:09.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But no, it's like rice paper like when you

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<v Speaker 1>put it on, it slowly absorbs it like disperse it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever put styrofoam? Oh, this is something fun

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<v Speaker 2>I used to do. I used to put styrofoam inside

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<v Speaker 2>of so I would get a big bowl of my

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<v Speaker 2>mom's nail polish remover, and she would always get so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking pissed at me because I would leave the cap

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<v Speaker 2>off and it would evaporate, and I would take styrofoam

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<v Speaker 2>and I would put it in there. And it would melt.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I would take the goo that the styrofoam

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<v Speaker 2>and acid tone made and I'd mix it with wood

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<v Speaker 2>shavings from my dad's like planar machine, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>would put a little bit of gasoline in it and

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<v Speaker 2>I would make napalm.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't do shit like that, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>get in trouble all the time when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>because we had a lot of wood surfaces in our house,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would always use acidtone to take off my

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<v Speaker 1>nail polish and put down on theached wood, and it

0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:04.960
<v Speaker 1>would get stuck and I would freak out, bitch. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of aces were moved, a lot of aces.

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<v Speaker 2>Were with a lot of cover ups happened, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of place mats got placed, a lot of place.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm noticing that the light on Kaikam's like a little harsh,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm wondering, like, oh, could we get a soft

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<v Speaker 4>box or something just to like even it out here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you my soft box my butthole, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>fart air into your direction and make your hair blowback.

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<v Speaker 4>I would enjoy that.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably a soft box, put you in it and ship

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<v Speaker 1>you to somebody who could maybe give a fuck about you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem is, oh, there is nobody to receive

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<v Speaker 1>the package.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going intoms, it's going into the landfill, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be in transit for eternity. Guys, guys, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>For eternity. Bro I will never get over rain randomly

0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:59.240
<v Speaker 1>in my back seat one day being like, y'all, I seriously,

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:00.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if how is real or not, but

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea of being there for a fucking eternity

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:05.000
<v Speaker 1>is freaking me the fuck out. And she was just

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>in the backseat thinking about if she got sent to

0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:09.280
<v Speaker 1>how she'd be there, because she was like, we have

0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>no concept, we have no grasp of what the fuck

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>eternity is. Also, what the fuck is buffalo sauce? Oh

0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:18.600
<v Speaker 1>what I do? I like, that's something I do.

0:24:18.760 --> 0:24:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't need to It's probably like buffalo bones or something. No.

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at it today and I was like,

0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:27.600
<v Speaker 1>this might as well be fucking like oil spill. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like what made the tumblr like oils like on the

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.399
<v Speaker 1>ground and making a rainbow. That's what I feel like

0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 1>is in Buffalo.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I'm changing my name to Mike Hunt. Oh no,

0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I killed like that kill But I don't leave. Okay, good.

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.639
<v Speaker 1>My pants are doing the thing where because they're so baggy.

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 1>When I sit up, it looks like I'm wearing like

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 1>a cosplay costume but.

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Like it's two inches.

0:24:54.400 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like raising up literally to my ribs right now.

0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:01.399
<v Speaker 2>Like you have a boner, I do. I always you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>so we all know I've been taking an iPhone. I've

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:12.800
<v Speaker 2>been I've been hitting or oh oh wow, I've been

0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 2>hitting myself. No, I've been taking a break from my iPhone.

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Like this is known. I've talked about it for the

0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:26.320
<v Speaker 2>last like three episodes. Well, yesterday the app that I

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:29.720
<v Speaker 2>used What's fucking crazy is it's a free app, but

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I love it so much and I use it and

0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:34.879
<v Speaker 2>it changed my life in such a drastic way that

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.679
<v Speaker 2>I donated to this app. I gave them five dollars.

0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:39.159
<v Speaker 2>It's a free app, and I was like, no, like,

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I want you to keep it free so as many

0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:43.919
<v Speaker 2>people as possible can use this app, Like, thank you

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:49.280
<v Speaker 2>donated to it. The app fucking glitched. The app glitched.

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 2>I lost my thirty day streak on all my apps,

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 2>and then also none of my apps locked, none of

0:25:55.640 --> 0:25:58.119
<v Speaker 2>them locked, So I was just like, fuck it, this

0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:00.720
<v Speaker 2>is a sign from God to relapse. And I'm not kidding.

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I used my phone all day fucking long yesterday, and

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I was sitting in bed, like actually crying real tears

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:11.480
<v Speaker 2>about how inspired I felt and how good it felt

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:14.200
<v Speaker 2>to use my iPhone. I was literally like looking at.

0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at Traveling the World.

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I know, literally, I was looking at a Ryan's page,

0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at India page. I was looking at

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:23.320
<v Speaker 2>all my friends pages. I was looking at like other

0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:25.720
<v Speaker 2>creative people's pages, and I was like, damn, I am

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 2>so fucking inspired right now, like this is what it's

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>all about, Like this is what the iPhone is all about.

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:34.959
<v Speaker 2>And I proceeded to use it, I'm not kidding for

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>like six hours straight, and it was like a tolerance break,

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Like it was literally like a weed tolerance break, Like

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I took a break, and then I now, the high

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.880
<v Speaker 2>is better than you could have ever exactly. I'm I'm

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 2>not I don't have to chase the magic dragon anymore,

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 2>like it's there. So I decided that I'm gonna do

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 2>that like once every two weeks, like have a day

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:56.960
<v Speaker 2>where I'm just like, let's go fucking crazy. But I

0:26:57.040 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 2>really crazy. I really was at rock bottom and I

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 2>didn't realize it. Like my phone made not having my

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 2>phone made my life like a living hell, because like

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:07.720
<v Speaker 2>what did I do? Like Actually, because I wasn't watching

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:11.200
<v Speaker 2>YouTube on my computer, I was like painting. Some days,

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I was reach But you.

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Were in the living room with us more. You spent

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 1>more time with us.

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's why it was hell. That's why. That's why

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:21.679
<v Speaker 2>it's felt so poor and bad.

0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Right right? What the fuck was I gonna say? Oh,

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:30.399
<v Speaker 1>last night I was in bed and because I'm at

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:33.199
<v Speaker 1>a hotel, I was like, I need to watch a

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:36.199
<v Speaker 1>crime series on the TV. If y'all know, y'all know

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.919
<v Speaker 1>that I used to be obsessed with watching like murder

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>mysteries before going to bed, and then I stopped because

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>I felt like it was the worst thing. I was

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with watching all that stuff, and I was like,

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop. This can't be good for my

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:51.359
<v Speaker 1>mental health. Did I see any benefits from not watching it?

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Not really, if anything. Actually I have a lot of anxiety.

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Like a lot of the things that are bad for

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 2>you are ultimately they keep you on your tongue. Yeah, exactly,

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 2>like Heroin.

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, well, no, I will say now that when I

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:08.399
<v Speaker 1>watch something about murder, I'm actually shocked and I'm like,

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe this happens. When usually I'd be like, oh, okay,

0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 1>that's like not the craziest story I've ever heard, But

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:17.440
<v Speaker 1>now I'm like, like, so shell shocked.

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Bitch.

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Last night couldn't find a fucking crime channel. There was

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>no crime channels on there. But what I did find

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 1>was one. There is a Draft King's channel where all

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:33.159
<v Speaker 1>they do. I passed this channel like four times and

0:28:33.200 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is the longest commercial ever. Every

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:37.720
<v Speaker 1>time I passed this channel, it's still talk about fuck

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 1>ash Draft Kings. And I'm not saying this in a

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 1>positive way. I think that shit's fucked up, and it's

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>literally just like incentivizing average people to gamble when they

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 1>definitely shouldn't be gambling because gambling is a drug. I amo, whatever,

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>there goes our ability to ever work with them ever.

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 1>But I actually don't think I I don't want to, yeah,

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 1>but I can't pass. I was like, damn, this is

0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 1>the longest commercial I've ever seen my goddamn fucking life.

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I finally decided to stay on the channel, and I'm

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>recording because I'm like, I need to catch when this ends,

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 1>and also because it was the weirdest layout of a

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 1>commercial I had ever seen. No, it's the whole channel.

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 1>All they do is talk about like it's so good,

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>it's so good, it's so good. Let's hear from somebody

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>who uses it. And then it's somebody who's like it's awesome.

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 1>It like automatically actually takes money out of my account,

0:29:25.560 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what are we talking about, Like you

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 1>could put on automatic beds. I'm like, that's crazy. Not

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 1>even getting the satisfaction of like using your finger to

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>make a risk. It's literally just automatic risk taking.

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Thank god gambling is not legal in California, because I

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 2>would be so addicted to it, Like gambling gives me

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 2>like the same high that like opiates gave me when

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I was younger, Like that shit, yeah, like it could

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:57.720
<v Speaker 2>become a problem, thankfully, Like I don't like casino gambling

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 2>like that shit's like boring, like old as fuck, Like

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 2>it smells like around it just.

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a fun thing to do for maybe ten

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>minutes exactly, like maybe ten minutes.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 2>You go, you bring one hundred dollars with you in cash,

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.040
<v Speaker 2>you leave your cards in the car and you just

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 2>like lose it in five minutes and then you leave.

0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, but even though I'd be like, bruh, i could

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>have gotten three meals off Wingstop.

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I've could have gotten one thirteenth of the new leather

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 2>Mew mew new balanced shoes with that.

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you could have gotten the toe like the toe

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>section like a little bit.

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:33.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love tells, bab I love eating feet.

0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Anyway. The other thing I saw on TV that really

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:37.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking freaked me out because I'm taking so long to

0:30:37.760 --> 0:30:41.000
<v Speaker 1>tell the stupid fucking story is they still do like

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 1>call to book flights, which my fuck the pet damn

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 1>they still do that. I need to start that business

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>and skim the fuck out of old people because in

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 1>my head I was like, I bet they're scamming people,

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 1>But I do want to call it tonight and like

0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:57.720
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, we want a flight from like La

0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to New York round trip for these days, what's the price?

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>And at the same time, beyond google flights and see

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 1>if the flight if they're like overcharging you four fees

0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>for that through.

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>The airline or is it through a different air air coming.

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>No, it wasn't an airline thing. I'll literally tell you

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>what it was. It felt like I was fucking stuck

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty two.

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Watch all that shit.

0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Crazy, But it's low post airlines.

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 2>It should be that you get to smoke cigarettes on

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>those flights.

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, if I'm calling to book my flight, bitch,

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>let me yeah, let me like light up.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 2>There should be no CSA pre nine to eleven TSA

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and cigarettes onboard and yeah no, mane, I'm not gonna

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:43.440
<v Speaker 2>say that joke. I'm crazy, so fucking crazy. Everything at

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 2>zoo is so fucking lazy A hold up, hold up,

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 2>hold up, wait what was the verse?

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm easy, I'm an alien, I'm extra read all about it,

0:31:55.400 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 3>read all about eatsy, I'm an eightis stop extra.

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Read all about it, you know, like extra extra, extra extra,

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 2>read all about it, read all about it like the

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 2>newspaper boys, the extra extra.

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I think that was like a late night old channel

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>that would talk.

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 2>About like Mario Lopez, like tested it extra extra Lopez.

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Bro, he is alive right now, God bless, He's like

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>alive and well and breathing.

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Out of a person who did it fucking right, grinded

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:31.320
<v Speaker 2>through his thirties, grind through his thirties period through his forties,

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 2>and then dropped off the face of the fucking word earth.

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was.

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I think he's still like doing that kind of stuff.

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, chase a bag and chase the bag.

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>WHOA Well, I never ended up finding something that was

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 1>a crime thing to watch on the TV. And I

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>started this YouTube.

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 5>Video, bitch, I had scared the fuck out of me,

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 5>like I've never been watching a YouTube video and started

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:58.479
<v Speaker 5>and being like falling asleep and then just wake up

0:32:58.480 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 5>and open my eyes and be like, oh my God,

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 5>like actually was scared the fuck out of me.

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 2>In you stop, I was gonna bring this fucking up.

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 2>This is what I was talking about on the phone

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 2>with you and our manager when I was back in Texas,

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 2>when I was like, I have a crazy story that

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 2>like if I broke it would solidify me in the

0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:20.360
<v Speaker 2>internet zeitgeist forever, and everybody was like, nah, don't do it,

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:21.719
<v Speaker 2>don't do it, And I was like, yeah, you're right,

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get involved in this ship. Look

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 2>how many fucking views that shit has.

0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then you would have the killer on my

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>back too.

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know why. I am y'all the

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Schoolboy nine, which literally I'm not gonna like spoil it, okay,

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>but literally, like two months ago, I remember.

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 1>When you mentioned this. I was like, girl, you sound

0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy. You need to get off that damn phone.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I found what, Okay, literally you did. I found his

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>accounts with like twelve likes and like no one had ever.

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I was even sending them to you Kai like that

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.479
<v Speaker 2>like creepy guy, and you were like, can you please stop?

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Like this is really scary, and so I stopped. But

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 2>literally I found him like so long ago, and I

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is crazy, like no one is talking

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 2>about this shit. And then it's all that my TikTok

0:34:07.240 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>feed has been the last week.

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:12.759
<v Speaker 1>It's really spooky uky, but this video like this was

0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:15.840
<v Speaker 1>giving me fucking spooky kid.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>This like creepy accounts pretending and I was.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Like oh, and then when they started showing me what

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:26.399
<v Speaker 1>he was posting, I got I'm not kidding. This room

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 1>was so pitch dark O'Ryan was dead asleep, and I

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:30.279
<v Speaker 1>kept looking at the dark cause.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, ya, that's what I was saying,

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:36.759
<v Speaker 2>Like that gives me like like it gives me the

0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:39.360
<v Speaker 2>same feeling that I get when I see like demonic

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 2>presences in a movie like I don't. I never watched

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Long Boy because I didn't want to see that movie. Legs, yeah,

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see I didn't want to see that movie

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 2>because people were like, it's really demonic the Hand and

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:56.200
<v Speaker 2>long because like I can't handle demonic shit, like I

0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I really don't even believe in that shit fully, Like

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 2>it just freaks me the fuck out for some reason.

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:05.080
<v Speaker 2>It gives me dark, sinister energy. That ship gave me

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 2>the same even.

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 1>So gross, it's like disgusting. There's halfway in the video

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 1>like that, I know it's like very terrifying. And there

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:16.879
<v Speaker 1>it feels like there's no winning too because we.

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Find out it's Kai.

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:22.319
<v Speaker 4>Like that. Let me see it again.

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 2>It kind of looks like yourself.

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 4>No it doesn't there, let me see it one more

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 4>time and then I'll tell you what it has, like

0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 4>really high cheap bones and like very sucked.

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:38.160
<v Speaker 2>In PSL seven So it's chad light. Okay, the p

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:44.359
<v Speaker 2>s L six is above average. That is so kind.

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 2>That is actually so Kai vibes. Okay, we are so

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 2>back and better. So many cuts this episode. Oh wow, okay,

0:35:56.280 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 2>so speed Run. The animation that some made of the

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 2>podcast was literally like one of my favorite things. Average

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was like it was so cute and

0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 2>it like literally made me feel like, oh my god,

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 2>like we could do like the duncan Trustle thing with

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.840
<v Speaker 2>our podcast where we just like take certain clips and

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.920
<v Speaker 2>like animate it and make like a freaking mini short

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 2>of like our interactions, Like that would be really cool

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:23.880
<v Speaker 2>to do. But shout out that will insert it. Let's

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 2>talk about fin stuff. Have we ever talked about fin sta?

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it was super cool. More more animation, please,

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 2>more animation.

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I have the gnarliest migraine right now. And it's like

0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>it kind of started when Kai like first got here

0:36:55.040 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and started like talking, and then I like this smell,

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:01.280
<v Speaker 1>Like the more he talked, this smell started filling the room,

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:03.280
<v Speaker 1>and I think it's just like, yeah.

0:37:03.320 --> 0:37:07.839
<v Speaker 2>You do you smell that? And licked his lips. Gonna

0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:10.359
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about turn me on a little bit?

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Like you whispered.

0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>That by Kai. I got rised up by Livy Dunn.

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 4>It might have been a coincidence. I feel like there's

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:25.400
<v Speaker 4>no reason why me talking would make you have a headache.

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Like, that's sure because the stench that followed it falls.

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 4>Okay, well we established that that's the buffalo sauce in

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 4>the bathroom.

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:34.080
<v Speaker 1>No, that's you.

0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:37.399
<v Speaker 2>That's that's just what you smell. Dude.

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 1>If y'all ever wanted to know what Kai smells like,

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 1>smells like, you just have to like get buffalo wings

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.240
<v Speaker 1>and then put them in like a fridge.

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:49.360
<v Speaker 2>A lot of.

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 1>What's it called? What's it called?

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 5>Was?

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if you want to know what Kai smells like,

0:37:55.040 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 1>get buffalo wings, put them in like a fridge, and

0:37:57.800 --> 0:38:00.120
<v Speaker 1>then just open the fridge really fast, so all of

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.799
<v Speaker 1>that like stench wafts out at you, and that is

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding, that is exactly what Ky smells like.

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh but here's the thing.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:09.040
<v Speaker 1>People with a little bit of mildew, people.

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 4>Actually will get wings. They'll get buffalo wings, and their

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:14.000
<v Speaker 4>mouth will water because it smells so fucking good and delicious.

0:38:14.600 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 4>Think about that. You're seeing people's mouths water when they see.

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 2>No, I think when it comes from a human, it's

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>like juice when I my fucking pussy is wet when

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I see Kai.

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 4>Did you mean that that I had nice legs?

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Of course?

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:28.279
<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Body is tea lately.

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so keep it up because it can fake.

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:40.080
<v Speaker 2>But y'all, you guys gotta fucking chill, like y'all.

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:44.440
<v Speaker 7>Really actually like okay, y'all, No, literally, they got a

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 7>chill because they are in my fucking business email messaging

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 7>me diagnosing me with autism and with a hernia.

0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I literally, I don't know what

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:02.239
<v Speaker 2>I did in the last episode. But I got like

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 2>three emails saying I had autism and one that said

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I had a hernia. But the hernia one was a miss,

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:10.360
<v Speaker 2>like they didn't understand what I was saying, Like, I

0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 2>know what hernia is. I had a hernia when I

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:14.479
<v Speaker 2>was like nine. This is just when my colon gets

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:18.399
<v Speaker 2>full of poop and constipation. It bulges out a little bit,

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 2>But it's not like the bubble that you think of

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:22.320
<v Speaker 2>when you see like hernia in the abdomen.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:25.320
<v Speaker 1>That is so disgusting.

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:28.839
<v Speaker 2>But I did book as ocdoc appointment because I was like,

0:39:29.040 --> 0:39:30.919
<v Speaker 2>what if I've just had a hernia this whole time?

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 2>Haven't been yet, but we will up there.

0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait wait wait, wait the picture the picture

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 1>of Okay.

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's actually perfect that Oriyan is here because Orian come here. Okay,

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:49.799
<v Speaker 2>so In and I were sitting on the couch and

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 2>we were trying to find your John Lennon photos.

0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 1>She found it. She has it.

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so oh all my shit got deleted because

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.799
<v Speaker 2>I have eight hundred Yeah.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:05.879
<v Speaker 1>What I was looking. I didn't know which one.

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Dude, it's like literally the greatest photo of all time.

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:11.840
<v Speaker 2>We'll spare you or Ryan, we won't post it and

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:21.760
<v Speaker 2>unless you want us to, really, I probably my story.

0:40:21.960 --> 0:40:23.719
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know if I've ever seen it online.

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Like well, I got all of the karma just like

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:30.319
<v Speaker 2>thrust it right back at me Oryan because I had

0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 2>my John Lennon moment in a Mark Jacob, Shoot, I

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 2>need to.

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Bro.

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.399
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's straight up like.

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.839
<v Speaker 4>A wait, is that actually a photo of true?

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what's worse is it's a live photo,

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:52.480
<v Speaker 5>so like you can't really see that it's him.

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Fuck hello, Oh it's a screenshot of a fucking life photo.

0:40:56.239 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 1>All my poem.

0:40:59.200 --> 0:41:00.279
<v Speaker 2>The picture of you in.

0:41:00.280 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 7>The back of the car.

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Stop, that's what we were referencing like this like siblings.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:10.840
<v Speaker 1>That version of it's so gross. I hate it.

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 2>This ship.

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I just also the red lighting, Like me Andrew just

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 1>need to avoid fucking red lighting because we start looking

0:41:17.080 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 1>fucked up. I thought red lighting like objectively makes somebody

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:20.760
<v Speaker 1>look harder.

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Improving points, improving points, brou it.

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Looks like day was that like it was in February.

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was when we did the Mark shoot. But

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:37.400
<v Speaker 2>that find that literally that photo change in trajectory of

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 2>my life. And I'm not kidding. I started like it

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 2>like it sent me into an episode. Like literally, I

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, is this actually what my profile looks like?

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 2>And it was just like very bad timing obviously, because

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:51.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't look like that. You are perfect.

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 1>No, Sometimes when I look at you, that's kind of

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:56.839
<v Speaker 1>just you are perfect. Okay, No, sometimes when I see Drew,

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:58.359
<v Speaker 1>that is what he looks like. Though, I'm gonna be.

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Honest, okays, backseat photo.

0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:06.040
<v Speaker 4>You don't you always look good? I feel like your

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:07.480
<v Speaker 4>jaw is very defined.

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, okay, r and I just wanted to show

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 2>you that iconic moment. Yeah, o, Ryan literally has been

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 2>inside the cupboard the whole time. Sorry, what'd you say again? Guy?

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:17.240
<v Speaker 4>Your jaw looks super good normally.

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Wait, actually, could you say it one more time?

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 4>Your jaw looks good and it looks very handsome.

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:27.920
<v Speaker 2>It's actually so random that I cannot hear you repeat yourself.

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh he's manipulating me.

0:42:29.480 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he's manipulating you. Pictures you just look like scary.

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Like that's just not you.

0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:40.879
<v Speaker 2>I really don't know who that person is. Like, it's

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 2>really jarring. It's really jarring. And what's crazier is that

0:42:45.320 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 2>like they thought I looked good.

0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>No, you did look good and all in the pictures

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 1>that we got taken of us, you looked good.

0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 2>No, the person our manager thought I looked good.

0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 1>My bangs look fucked up. It looks like I have

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 1>like a huge like mullet.

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 2>The bangs were banging. Okay, wow, well okay.

0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Well.

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Also, I know this has been talked about one but

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:17.480
<v Speaker 2>jillion times online, but I figured we would need to

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:19.799
<v Speaker 2>talk about it as well, because it is a very

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 2>a very crazy thing that exists that I don't think

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 2>enough people are talking about. There is literally a tick

0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 2>out right now that when it bites you, literally when

0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:38.160
<v Speaker 2>it bites you, it makes you allergic to me.

0:43:38.480 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's real.

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I believe that real. It's it

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 2>is literally real, you're supposed to say.

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you need to get a bit by that, my

0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:52.760
<v Speaker 1>good sis.

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Wait, why because you are gay? Because I like me? Wow,

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 2>I told it yesterday. I was like, when I bring

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:04.719
<v Speaker 2>this up, you're supposed to say, oh, you need that tick,

0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 2>like I set her up for a slam dunk like

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:09.799
<v Speaker 2>gay joke and she fumbled.

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Like well, because I was just actually intrigued in the conversation,

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Like when you speak to me, I'm just like yes, yes, yes,

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:16.760
<v Speaker 1>like I'm here present.

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait, that was weird. We're like wapping up right now

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 2>we need to like hold each other. Yeah, that's more.

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 2>That's more like it's a.

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Bit unnatural, Like this just seems unnatural right now.

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh, Drew is Elijah. You're Elijah from Girls. They're just

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 4>connected seeing you guys do that and how like clearly

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.560
<v Speaker 4>uncomfortable you are touching a woman's hand.

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know that we could fire you for being homophobic.

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Right yeah, no, I'm reporting you to HR which is

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 2>me and you're done.

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I hate to say it, but our HR rep has

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.120
<v Speaker 1>a huge bias against you.

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, well, all right, was kind of observing something.

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:04.240
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't homophobic at all. I actually love gay people.

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 4>You fucking know that. Everyone knows that. That's a well

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 4>known that because because you love me, you were friends.

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:11.880
<v Speaker 4>We're good friends.

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever see that time?

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that was like a sneak disci Sokay, So

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 2>shady Shade is Saturday Sunday. People with eye issues do

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:33.720
<v Speaker 2>before glasses were invented get.

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>A headache, Like, oh, that's why I have a headache

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:38.200
<v Speaker 1>right now. I had to wear my glasses all fucking day.

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:40.920
<v Speaker 2>No, but actually, like did they like just were they

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:44.560
<v Speaker 2>blind or did they not exist until like there were

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:45.799
<v Speaker 2>holes in the ozone layer or.

0:45:46.320 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 1>The glasses before we had phones.

0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:54.680
<v Speaker 2>It's that damn phone. It's always that damn phone.

0:45:54.800 --> 0:45:57.839
<v Speaker 1>Bro Okay, I need to clarify. I obviously don't think

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>that's true because sometimes I really do sound like the

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.440
<v Speaker 1>dumbest person on this podcast, and recently it's been getting

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:03.879
<v Speaker 1>to my head.

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:06.280
<v Speaker 2>There's only two of us, so if you're not the dumbest,

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 2>that makes me the dumbest.

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:13.440
<v Speaker 4>No, there's car there's a third third. Thank you. Wow,

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 4>you know.

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:15.880
<v Speaker 1>What you're fucking stupid.

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 4>To which in your favor of that statement of like,

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 4>oh well, maybe people's eyes were better in the past,

0:46:22.560 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 4>there's I think a lot of evidence that people's teeth

0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:27.640
<v Speaker 4>were better. Yeah, yeah, so maybe there, I don't know,

0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 4>maybe there's something to that, like we're unnaturally looking.

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I could see like there being a connection between how

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:36.359
<v Speaker 1>much fucking led we stare at and our I mean,

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:38.919
<v Speaker 1>look at sucking the blu ray lights, like the blue

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 1>ray lights.

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well when Inya like there, there's like always like

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:53.239
<v Speaker 2>when we're going out, there's like an hour long period photo. Bro,

0:46:53.480 --> 0:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>it's like really haunted, like it's a han.

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 4>You got bodied. It also looks like you have no hair,

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:05.680
<v Speaker 4>like I know, in the middle of the top of

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:06.920
<v Speaker 4>your head, just like.

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 2>No, it's like literally it's my back seat. And also

0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 2>the way I'm staring at have like beady little eyes

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:20.319
<v Speaker 2>like look like like scary. I look like I have

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 2>like a big like nose like it my jaw is recessed.

0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Like it's really like everything that I hate about myself

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:29.840
<v Speaker 2>and what I see in the mirror.

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 4>Never ever look like this.

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:36.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah ever, thank you. But India does look like Enya

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:38.600
<v Speaker 2>does look like the backseat photo like that.

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, most of the time people turn to me and

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:42.680
<v Speaker 1>that's what I look like.

0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Even thinking about that fucking photo makes me cry laughing.

0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 2>That's so bad. Okay, But there comes a night or

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 2>point and every night when we go out where Enya

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 2>ask me like what does she want or which outfit

0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:58.320
<v Speaker 2>should she wear? And like, I don't think you realize

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.040
<v Speaker 2>how seriously I take that, Like that has become like

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Anna windsor like I'm living Yeah that's the girl. Yeah,

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I take that shit very seriously. And I don't think

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:11.280
<v Speaker 2>I've made a wrong choice yet.

0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like you give

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:16.600
<v Speaker 1>really good advice, like you give practical You take into

0:48:16.680 --> 0:48:20.359
<v Speaker 1>like account the practicability, the vibe of it, the look

0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 1>of it, how it will hold through the night, Like

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:24.319
<v Speaker 1>you're like, well, are you just gonna be doing this

0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:26.640
<v Speaker 1>or are you gonna do something after? Like what's your vibe?

0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm always thinking about if cigarettes are involved, like getting

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 2>it's going to like geat all.

0:48:30.800 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Over my clothing. Yeah, but I don't smoke cigarettes anymore,

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:37.120
<v Speaker 1>so that's not a problem. And now at this point,

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 1>when somebody smokes near me, I'm like, girl, like, you're

0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:41.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna make me fucking stink, which is crazy because I

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:46.960
<v Speaker 1>used to stink. Yeah, now I just smell like uh digital.

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay. The last thing I want to bring up

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:56.759
<v Speaker 2>is finally me and Indya, I downloaded this app that

0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 2>scans your face and then gives you like a rating

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 2>out of ten guys. I did so good on it.

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:10.080
<v Speaker 1>He did so many, like he has so many.

0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, Kai, this is what I was gonna show you.

0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Come here.

0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:15.319
<v Speaker 1>I just saw a picture of like you shirtless, and

0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 1>that was like the craziest thing I've ever seen.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's just me body checking. Oh shit, yeah, this

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 2>is what I wasn't Yeah, this is what I was

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:29.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna Yeah, it's definitely because it was blurry and the

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 2>lighting was crazy. But no, I was gonna send that

0:49:32.480 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 2>to you, but I was like, I want to show

0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 2>him in person.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:37.719
<v Speaker 1>You should start uploading like, uh face tuned pictures of

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you shirtless and like huge like that.

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:43.879
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I'm gonna go on a testosterone like tremblone,

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 2>like TRT protocol, yeah, or like do some just some

0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:52.040
<v Speaker 2>general anabolic steroids for six months. I'm gonna blast it

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna go hardest.

0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, I love yourself.

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:56.879
<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I'm doing.

0:49:56.960 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get big as fuck, and then y'all gonna

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:02.799
<v Speaker 2>be like whoa Drew, just like really angry and mean

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:07.280
<v Speaker 2>because you mad. No, it just makes you your real self.

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:09.760
<v Speaker 4>Wait, was that the thing you're gonna tell me earlier

0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:14.560
<v Speaker 4>you said there's horrible news. No, I'm not saying that.

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>You said my body is like well no, no.

0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:20.800
<v Speaker 4>I did not mean it like that. I genuinely know

0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna tell.

0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 1>You're fired at like in een fifteen.

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:26.440
<v Speaker 4>But I still have my job.

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Right now for the next thirteen minutes.

0:50:28.239 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, okay, so the first one and I still

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 2>get it back.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 4>I could still get it.

0:50:32.200 --> 0:50:34.080
<v Speaker 2>No, the first one I did, I got a seven

0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 2>point six and I was like, Okay, that seems like

0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:40.840
<v Speaker 2>really high. That doesn't make sense. So then I edited

0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:44.080
<v Speaker 2>a picture of myself with face tune and I submitted it.

0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 2>It got a nine point six, and I was like,

0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 2>oh wait, it's kind of accurate. So then Josh did

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:54.000
<v Speaker 2>it and got a seven point six, and then Enya

0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:55.799
<v Speaker 2>did it and got like a seven point something and

0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 2>I was like damn. So then I was like hold on, like,

0:50:58.840 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 2>let me.

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it can only really identify you like masculine

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:06.760
<v Speaker 1>as a man, because every time it'd be like masculinity,

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:09.640
<v Speaker 1>your jawline, like you're the top one percent of men.

0:51:11.080 --> 0:51:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a man. I'm a girl.

0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:16.799
<v Speaker 2>You're not a girl, bitch. And then I did it

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:19.719
<v Speaker 2>and I got an eight point four and I was like, oh, whoa,

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Like dad's crazy. And then y'all, I ended it off

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 2>with a nine point three on a real photo of

0:51:28.680 --> 0:51:31.399
<v Speaker 2>my own that he took it. I don't have it.

0:51:31.520 --> 0:51:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I took it real time and app but like I'm

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 2>kind of giving though.

0:51:35.200 --> 0:51:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think I need to take an advil because

0:51:37.440 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 1>or I need to put my glasses on because I'm

0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:39.759
<v Speaker 1>not kidding.

0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 2>My think and I'm dancing for funo babe. Oh that

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:53.840
<v Speaker 2>echo was like sharp. It sounded like we hit metal.

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be doing next to my fucking head, Drew

0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:00.840
<v Speaker 1>syop corner. These don't make me laugh. I'm hitting you tonight.

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Burger King got chicken sandwiches? Now, what's next? He at

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:16.040
<v Speaker 2>the poop store? Okay, folklore evermore canker sore, bitch. I

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck. Where is the liquor store?

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:21.479
<v Speaker 5>Dude?

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>These woes sucking like the best way.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 2>I need some kouchi quill and head and all from

0:52:28.160 --> 0:52:33.400
<v Speaker 2>in y'all in y'all, y'all. Wait, Kay sent this to me,

0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:37.680
<v Speaker 2>imagine and he types this is this is is.

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:39.879
<v Speaker 4>The word this out? Someone emailed this to.

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Me, imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:44.240
<v Speaker 2>off's funeral.

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love that when I saw that today,

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:49.160
<v Speaker 1>taking notes seem.

0:52:48.880 --> 0:52:51.839
<v Speaker 2>An emoji literally noted as fun guys, can we bring

0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:56.640
<v Speaker 2>back noted please? Like please? Can we do it? And

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 2>I think that's all I have to talk about. Yeah,

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:00.400
<v Speaker 2>that's kind of the last thing that I was, like

0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I already talked about this though, was how me buying

0:53:04.239 --> 0:53:07.680
<v Speaker 2>the TikTok shop hot bowl was like really one of

0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:11.399
<v Speaker 2>the worst points in my life. Like that was really dark,

0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 2>So I did.

0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it definitely has to be illegal to like chip

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:16.919
<v Speaker 1>containers like that out.

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like raw eggs or like eggs across the country

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:20.560
<v Speaker 2>and like.

0:53:20.600 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Heat boiled eggs.

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Bro the fucking PEPSI like expanding to the point of

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 2>almost exploding was like crazy that like it was next

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:30.799
<v Speaker 2>to an egg, so that means it was like so

0:53:30.840 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 2>hot that it was like boiling, or like the pressure

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:36.400
<v Speaker 2>was so high that it was like crushing it crazy.

0:53:37.760 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, here is my freaking media.

0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:48.280
<v Speaker 2>My media is that little ginger bitch.

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:59.640
<v Speaker 1>In my life, gaborsable photographs and memories, Jim Cross. How

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:03.239
<v Speaker 1>do you say his name? Ryan Bro? She can't hear

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 1>us in the fucking cabinet. She's losing oxygen in there.

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 1>How do you say? Jim Kross? Is is it? Jim

0:54:10.920 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Kroschroche okay photographs, some memories Jim Krosche, and just a

0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:19.279
<v Speaker 1>New York poem by Nikki Giovanni. That album reminds me

0:54:19.280 --> 0:54:23.399
<v Speaker 1>of Rain like this is feels like her life. And

0:54:23.640 --> 0:54:26.439
<v Speaker 1>that's it for my fucking media, honestly, No movies, no nothing,

0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:27.240
<v Speaker 1>leave me alone.

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:33.120
<v Speaker 2>My media is Twisters and forty X it's gonna be

0:54:33.160 --> 0:54:36.520
<v Speaker 2>a movie. I'm going to see it tomorrow, super excited.

0:54:38.160 --> 0:54:44.759
<v Speaker 2>And then this. I found this like anime that was

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:49.280
<v Speaker 2>like a three part like short trilogy, but like together,

0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.239
<v Speaker 2>it made like one long story. It's kind of like

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Black Mirror Vibes like, but it was made in the

0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:58.839
<v Speaker 2>nineties and it was so fucking good. Oh I can't

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:03.360
<v Speaker 2>open it, but I'm just gonnaunlock that. But it's like

0:55:03.760 --> 0:55:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Magnetic Rose or some shit like that. Let's see if

0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I can find it.

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:12.440
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna make tragnetic rose toys. You put the magnet

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:13.280
<v Speaker 1>in your coach.

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh do so, no hands. That's actually a really good idea.

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 2>But there's a song from that. How would you say that?

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:26.960
<v Speaker 2>From that anime? Corral or Corral c h O R

0:55:27.320 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 2>A by Yoko Cano. But the soundtrack for the thing,

0:55:35.160 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 2>the thing is called Memories, So go watch Memories and

0:55:38.440 --> 0:55:40.000
<v Speaker 2>the soundtrack is fucking lit.

0:55:40.719 --> 0:55:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Probably sounds like ship exactly what I thought, sounds like shit.

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:51.080
<v Speaker 1>You could listen. Listen. You could listen to this kind

0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:51.919
<v Speaker 1>of ship all you want.

0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 4>I love this.

0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:54.400
<v Speaker 1>God will know you had grinder.

0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:56.359
<v Speaker 4>I love this type of stuff. True.

0:55:59.400 --> 0:56:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Hey come here, you'rebye. Al right, Well I'm gonna go

0:56:06.719 --> 0:56:08.640
<v Speaker 1>take a huge fucking dump.

0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:11.839
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna go back home. No, You're gonna hang

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:12.880
<v Speaker 2>and love my life.

0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Please stay night with me, alright, alry

0:56:46.280 --> 0:56:46.320
<v Speaker 2>M