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Speaker 1: Looking. Hey guy, I'm talking to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Guys, this is a special spectacular bed episode, and I

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Speaker 2: want to address how I was wronged today by Nya.

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Speaker 2: I was I was misled and lied to, and two

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Speaker 2: days ago she said, oh, like it would be so

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Speaker 2: cute and cozy, like we can we can do like

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Speaker 2: a bed episode where we're in our pjs. I drove

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Speaker 2: over here in my fucking pjs that are rotten, dilap.

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Speaker 1: This grown ass man to walk through the lobby of

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Speaker 1: Chateau Marmont and those funky ass fucking glows.

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Speaker 2: There's a whole guys. Okay, I did dye the armpits

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Speaker 2: black before as a bit, so this is not real.

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Speaker 2: This is a part of the bit. No is it bad?

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Speaker 2: In certain lights? In certain lighting, in super.

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Speaker 1: Definite yellow lighting, it's gonna look crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when it gets dark out, it's gonna it's it's cooked,

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Speaker 2: it's fried. It's over for me. I'm gonna rope Max.

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: Hang myself?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Speaking of that, I spoke to a

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Speaker 1: psychiatrist today like, oh, how.

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Speaker 2: Did that go? Actually? I mean, we don't have the

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Speaker 2: spill tea on here, but why did I say.

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Speaker 1: That we don't have to spill tea?

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Speaker 3: Say that was like Saturday Sunday.

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Speaker 2: That was that was millennial gay of me to say,

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Speaker 2: let's spill tea. It's like the cremit frog sipping t

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Speaker 2: emoji or like noted, No.

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Speaker 1: We need to bring that back low key noted was.

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Speaker 2: That was fire that that died way too quickly?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was good. And then I can't

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Speaker 1: believe we all used to like use the frog emoji

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Speaker 1: for real, for real, like the face.

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Speaker 2: Limit frog with it because you and Tea will insert

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Speaker 2: like the emojis on top of the People have to.

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Speaker 1: Know what we're talking about, because if they don't, then

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Speaker 1: we need to stop this that we're like hold as

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Speaker 1: fuck Because in my head, that's not that long ago.

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Speaker 1: But I guess that was like twenty sixteen. No, that

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Speaker 1: wasn't that long ago.

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Speaker 2: That was a decade a year old. No, Oh my god, bro.

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Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up? Is I used to when

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Speaker 1: we first started our tradition of sitting around. No, like,

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Speaker 1: come on, that was like that, it's not even a tradition,

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Speaker 1: it's I adding Kaya is a third as adding Kaya's

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Speaker 1: the walk, sure.

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Speaker 2: As the polyamorous.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, guys, we have a kaikam for this episode.

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Speaker 4: I don't sert it right here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take it off now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, oh he wanted.

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Speaker 4: I didn't even put it on.

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Speaker 2: He wanted.

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Speaker 1: He he had a bit plan. He wanted to sip

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Speaker 1: his Oh yeah, if.

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Speaker 4: You guys know that, continue the podcast.

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Speaker 2: He really threw the apple juice in there, so he

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Speaker 2: said what he really threw me off.

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Speaker 1: We should have put some apple juice in there so

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Speaker 1: it looked like you were having champagne and not room

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Speaker 1: temperature sparkling water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gave me this warm ass water. I was

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Speaker 4: begging him for some hydration. He gave me this ship

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Speaker 4: actually welcome, like what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I went and I did the classic thing of like

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Speaker 1: a bit he was too lazy. It's like, oh, is

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Speaker 1: there any water in here? Like you want one of

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Speaker 1: us to get you water? Like wow?

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Speaker 2: Like no.

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Speaker 4: I was saying that, and I was like, oh, is

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Speaker 4: there any water? And then I in my head, I

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Speaker 4: was like, if you told me where the water was,

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Speaker 4: I would have like bolted over and gotten it for myself.

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Speaker 1: You would have and I would like, and you would

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Speaker 1: have tripped on the wires.

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Speaker 2: And you got the world's smallest room. It's literally close quarters.

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Speaker 1: And it was all I needed. Me and Oriyan just

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Speaker 1: sat in bed all day and that's what I needed, Like,

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Speaker 1: I didn't need a big room.

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Speaker 2: I was like, wait, y'all were in girls were in

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Speaker 2: bed together.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have clothes on and stuff. Ryan's in the

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Speaker 1: corner on her phone silently.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take a picture of it where Oriyan is.

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Speaker 1: You should just get in the cubby hole. That's where

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Speaker 1: you should hang out, so you Ryan has the opposite

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Speaker 2: Hello, l Ron Hubbard, shout out scientology. I'm a big advocate.

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Speaker 4: What you're an advocate? I don't think they need advocates,

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Speaker 4: all right?

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Speaker 2: Is that a cult?

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Speaker 1: That's a cult?

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Speaker 2: Right, No, it's my religion. And for you to call

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Speaker 2: my religion a cult, I'm actually like offended as fuck.

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Speaker 2: You're my religion, bad religion.

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Speaker 1: Like the detail you kicking your feet right.

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Speaker 2: Bad religion? Okay, Well whoa Indian? Indian and I defeated

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Speaker 2: the nuclear family. We are in the process of defeating

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Speaker 2: the nuclear family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're rewriting the script. Guys. We're going to get

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Speaker 1: married and abuse the tax system like other people.

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Speaker 2: Do fraud, We're going to commit fraud tax fraud?

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Speaker 1: Would that be considered fraud?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Who the fuck says my marriage has to be romantic?

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Speaker 2: It does? It has to. You can't like people try

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Speaker 2: to fake gay straight vibes for the tax purposes or

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Speaker 2: that used to how they can like legally get married.

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Speaker 2: But I think if we claimed Kai and Joe Saiah

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Speaker 2: as are dependents, then it'd be fine. Then it would

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Speaker 2: be really good and it's.

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Speaker 1: Like we'd have kids. Wait, I'm still stuck on that.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that's actually illegal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I think it's tax frun like if

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Speaker 2: we're not actually in love or at least I'm getting

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Speaker 2: my information hold that.

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Speaker 1: Those married motherfuckers are not in love.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting my information from that one movie with the

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Speaker 2: Kings of Queen's guy what's his name?

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Speaker 1: So none of the information you're telling me stature jazz

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Speaker 1: vibe because you're literally talking about a fucking movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's what I'm saying, Like it's it's probably

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Speaker 2: like not real, Like a gay or two straight people

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Speaker 2: getting in love and getting married.

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Speaker 1: Is not these straight people getting in love like having

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Speaker 1: love together. But yeah, me, and you're gonna get married

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Speaker 1: and defeat nuclear families. You're welcome, honestly, and.

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Speaker 2: Like we're taking a house together.

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Speaker 1: Although he take a screenshot right now, because this is

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Speaker 1: the moment everything changes. Take a picture of this moment

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Speaker 1: for the fucking just three books. Can you believe there

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Speaker 1: are going to be things in textbooks that are literally

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Speaker 1: teach it to people how we've evolutionized technologically and how

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Speaker 1: it's been a part of our society, the way we

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Speaker 1: saw shit about like movies like in nineteen ball.

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Speaker 2: I'm still not over the fact that when the very

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Speaker 2: first movie had a train in it and everybody ran

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Speaker 2: and jumped out of the way. And now I see

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Speaker 2: like Gooch sweat dripping in backshots on my iPhone and

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love it, like Gooch grease stop. Isn't that

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Speaker 1: Azalia Banks thing?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is that actually her brand? Or is it like it's

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Speaker 2: like books? Thank you all right and thank you all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh you mentioned that reminded me the other day when

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Speaker 1: tiktoks and we have those like old yawning.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't want to sleep last night.

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Speaker 2: I'm not asking you what you yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because.

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Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, I love watching you guys. You know this.

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Speaker 4: I fucking love watching you guys do your art. That

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Speaker 4: Yan had nothing to do with this, all right. I

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Speaker 4: had to do with my crazy night that I had.

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Speaker 2: So, oh my god, you're scaring me.

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Speaker 4: I'm having fun you in the corner.

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Speaker 1: Also, you've been wearing shorts recently, which like something about it.

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Speaker 1: I just have never seen you in shorts, and every

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Speaker 1: time I do, I'm like, oh, I love kay. You

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Speaker 1: have good legs. But it's just like, oh you, oh

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Speaker 2: Whore three imaging mate aging a maging attribute.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm listening.

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Speaker 2: He has great legs, thank you. He has a great nose,

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Speaker 2: and he has really good eyebrows and washboard abs.

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Speaker 4: Funny Drew came in and complimented me so much. He

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Speaker 4: buttered me up before the episode.

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Speaker 2: Because I have bad news and I'm gonna get to

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Speaker 2: it later. Oh it was when they raise you up

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Speaker 4: For that's something to do with like me getting fired,

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Speaker 2: Don't know as of right now, no, okay, but like

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Speaker 2: potentially in the next like twenty four hours, like you

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Speaker 1: Maybe in like how long have we been going? Probably

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Speaker 1: in the next like fifty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but that could change. I could win you, guys

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Speaker 4: back in this episode.

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Speaker 1: Probably you're not winning now.

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Speaker 4: I could say something really funny.

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Speaker 2: Try to say something funny, okay, But before I didn't

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Speaker 2: mean that for that evening. I did not. I did

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Speaker 2: not mean that like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, try that anyway. So oh you're gonna

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Speaker 1: try me funny, you go ahead.

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Speaker 2: And do that. But it was so real, but I

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Speaker 2: did not mean it for like that, for like that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So this the whole galaxy gas craze, guys, let's talk

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Speaker 2: about it. What is y'all? Literally like don't know shit

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Speaker 2: about shit? Because I was in hotel rooms when I

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Speaker 2: was sixteen years old doing so much laughing gas, melting

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Speaker 2: my fucking brain and now y'all have flavored in O

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Speaker 2: two laughing gas, Like come on, now, y'all are a

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Speaker 2: bunch of badges. Y'all are a bunch of Dare I

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Speaker 2: say pussies.

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Speaker 1: A pussy bragging about doing whippets before everybody else is actually.

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's cooked for me now.

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Speaker 1: I remember, like I didn't know what whippets were because

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Speaker 1: in my neighborhood that was like not a thing. And

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Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody very white. Yeah, it's a super

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Speaker 1: white people thing, which is the galaxy gas craze freaks

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Speaker 1: me out. But whatever, I did not know what the

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Speaker 1: fuck a whipp it was. And we were in a

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Speaker 1: you're high. And I still mind you. At this point,

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Speaker 1: I hadn't smoked weed. I barely had alcohol like that.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, seems innocent enough. It's a

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Speaker 1: whip cream canister, Like it can't be anything. Bitch. I

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Speaker 2: Cigarettes, cigarettes, bro, damn you'rebyey'arbye, you're gay? Oh you're bye?

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Speaker 2: He's like literally me watching when I was like fourteen

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Speaker 1: When I watch a Vogue What's in my bag?

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Speaker 1: The Christmas holes. We can't do Christmas holes anymore because

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Speaker 1: kookie planet. Because it used to be even the rich

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Speaker 1: But like that's what it used to give. And even

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. The the New Age haul videos are

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Speaker 2: drugs you're doing, Like, I want to see what your

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't sneak out as a kid.

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Speaker 2: Like literally to the bodega up the street.

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Speaker 1: Hello, No, because that's like the bodega I got asked

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Speaker 1: if I was a virgin at fourteen by like a

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Speaker 2: Think I have, like in like the first episode.

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Speaker 1: Well I'll tell it again. This is y'all are like, oh,

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Speaker 4: You're at work, I'm writing notes about what Anya's saying.

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Speaker 4: I'm so president right now. You have no idea.

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Speaker 2: You proved a point.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. My dad used to be obsessed with trick and

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Speaker 2: I want to be real, No, I want to be

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Speaker 1: I want to be a leader. But we have to

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Speaker 2: We haven't had, like because we never ordered pizza, and

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Speaker 1: Or actually no one talks about how like the coke

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Speaker 2: Did you ever have Shasta? Do you know what Shasta is?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had the bootleg one? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Told me about they didn't have.

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Speaker 2: That in Miami. Yeah. I figured it wasn't like y'all

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, Branbury, Texas, We're really mussn't out.

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Speaker 2: Shasta was my ship? Oh Ryan, did you have Shasta?

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Speaker 2: Like anywhere we had a.

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Speaker 1: Brand like that, And I remember like it wasn't Crush,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was looking at banana spiders. I love them.

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, big Red, Big Red is yummy, and.

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Speaker 2: It would like stain your lips.

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Speaker 2: This was like my shit, someone's selling a vintage Shasta

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Speaker 1: Girls like my balls. Anyway, Basically, I went to the

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Speaker 1: And what did the cashier do? He fucking laughed at me.

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Speaker 1: And what do I think? I think they should both

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Speaker 1: I want you to get hit by a fucking car

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Speaker 1: like eighteen times. I want you to get hit by

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Speaker 4: Know how I know that you didn't tell that story

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Speaker 4: yet is because that guy's still alive. I haven't killed

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Speaker 4: him yet. Every man that you've mentioned that has wrong

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Speaker 4: to you me Andrew have murdered him.

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Speaker 2: You know me, Dexter.

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Speaker 1: Saying that stuff to me is actually such a big

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Speaker 1: being like, who's asked do I have to be? And

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Speaker 1: You're not winning, that.

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Speaker 2: You're not competing. Don't compete where you don't.

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Speaker 1: Compare, because one thing you're not gonna do is go

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Speaker 1: and fight in my honor and get your fucking ass whooped.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm saying there like, do you know what

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Speaker 1: So all the drag queens dress up like a celebrity

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Speaker 2: Like it's silent. It was like The most silent I've ever.

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Speaker 4: Heard was the top hat one.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cocon That was her talent show though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ladies, that's literally what O'Ryan went to for her

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Speaker 1: birthday celebration.

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Speaker 2: She posted on I in a Halloween costume, Cocamon trees

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Speaker 1: Okay, the dress she's wearing that clip. Also, last thing

444
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: I'll say. It looks like if I poured water on it,

445
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: it would like melt away. It's made of like cotton,

446
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: Like I wonder if that was like her.

447
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 2: Like everything isn't made of cotton. I meant cotton balls,

448
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 2: like synthetic cotton balls. Don't those melt in water?

449
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 1: Yeah? But no, it's like rice paper like when you

450
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: put it on, it slowly absorbs it like disperse it.

451
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 2: Did you ever put styrofoam? Oh, this is something fun

452
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 2: I used to do. I used to put styrofoam inside

453
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: of so I would get a big bowl of my

454
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 2: mom's nail polish remover, and she would always get so

455
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: fucking pissed at me because I would leave the cap

456
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: off and it would evaporate, and I would take styrofoam

457
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 2: and I would put it in there. And it would melt.

458
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 2: And then I would take the goo that the styrofoam

459
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 2: and acid tone made and I'd mix it with wood

460
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: shavings from my dad's like planar machine, and then I

461
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: would put a little bit of gasoline in it and

462
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: I would make napalm.

463
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't do shit like that, but I did

464
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: get in trouble all the time when I was younger,

465
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: because we had a lot of wood surfaces in our house,

466
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: and I would always use acidtone to take off my

467
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: nail polish and put down on theached wood, and it

468
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: would get stuck and I would freak out, bitch. A

469
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: lot of aces were moved, a lot of aces.

470
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: Were with a lot of cover ups happened, a.

471
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 1: Lot of place mats got placed, a lot of place.

472
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 4: I'm noticing that the light on Kaikam's like a little harsh,

473
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 4: and I'm wondering, like, oh, could we get a soft

474
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 4: box or something just to like even it out here.

475
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: I'll show you my soft box my butthole, and I'll

476
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: fart air into your direction and make your hair blowback.

477
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 4: I would enjoy that.

478
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: Probably a soft box, put you in it and ship

479
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: you to somebody who could maybe give a fuck about you.

480
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: But the problem is, oh, there is nobody to receive

481
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: the package.

482
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: It's going intoms, it's going into the landfill, so it's

483
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: gonna be in transit for eternity. Guys, guys, guys.

484
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: For eternity. Bro I will never get over rain randomly

485
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: in my back seat one day being like, y'all, I seriously,

486
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: I don't know if how is real or not, but

487
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: like the idea of being there for a fucking eternity

488
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: is freaking me the fuck out. And she was just

489
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: in the backseat thinking about if she got sent to

490
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: how she'd be there, because she was like, we have

491
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: no concept, we have no grasp of what the fuck

492
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: eternity is. Also, what the fuck is buffalo sauce? Oh

493
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: what I do? I like, that's something I do.

494
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 2: I don't need to It's probably like buffalo bones or something. No.

495
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 1: I was looking at it today and I was like,

496
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: this might as well be fucking like oil spill. It's

497
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 1: like what made the tumblr like oils like on the

498
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: ground and making a rainbow. That's what I feel like

499
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: is in Buffalo.

500
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm changing my name to Mike Hunt. Oh no,

501
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: I killed like that kill But I don't leave. Okay, good.

502
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: My pants are doing the thing where because they're so baggy.

503
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: When I sit up, it looks like I'm wearing like

504
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: a cosplay costume but.

505
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 2: Like it's two inches.

506
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like raising up literally to my ribs right now.

507
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 2: Like you have a boner, I do. I always you guys,

508
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 2: so we all know I've been taking an iPhone. I've

509
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: been I've been hitting or oh oh wow, I've been

510
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: hitting myself. No, I've been taking a break from my iPhone.

511
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 2: Like this is known. I've talked about it for the

512
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: last like three episodes. Well, yesterday the app that I

513
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 2: used What's fucking crazy is it's a free app, but

514
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: I love it so much and I use it and

515
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 2: it changed my life in such a drastic way that

516
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 2: I donated to this app. I gave them five dollars.

517
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 2: It's a free app, and I was like, no, like,

518
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: I want you to keep it free so as many

519
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 2: people as possible can use this app, Like, thank you

520
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: donated to it. The app fucking glitched. The app glitched.

521
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 2: I lost my thirty day streak on all my apps,

522
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 2: and then also none of my apps locked, none of

523
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: them locked, So I was just like, fuck it, this

524
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: is a sign from God to relapse. And I'm not kidding.

525
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,719
Speaker 2: I used my phone all day fucking long yesterday, and

526
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 2: I was sitting in bed, like actually crying real tears

527
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: about how inspired I felt and how good it felt

528
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: to use my iPhone. I was literally like looking at.

529
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: I was looking at Traveling the World.

530
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 2: I know, literally, I was looking at a Ryan's page,

531
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 2: I was looking at India page. I was looking at

532
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: all my friends pages. I was looking at like other

533
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: creative people's pages, and I was like, damn, I am

534
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: so fucking inspired right now, like this is what it's

535
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: all about, Like this is what the iPhone is all about.

536
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 2: And I proceeded to use it, I'm not kidding for

537
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: like six hours straight, and it was like a tolerance break,

538
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: Like it was literally like a weed tolerance break, Like

539
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: I took a break, and then I now, the high

540
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 2: is better than you could have ever exactly. I'm I'm

541
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: not I don't have to chase the magic dragon anymore,

542
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: like it's there. So I decided that I'm gonna do

543
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: that like once every two weeks, like have a day

544
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, let's go fucking crazy. But I

545
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: really crazy. I really was at rock bottom and I

546
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: didn't realize it. Like my phone made not having my

547
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: phone made my life like a living hell, because like

548
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: what did I do? Like Actually, because I wasn't watching

549
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 2: YouTube on my computer, I was like painting. Some days,

550
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: I was reach But you.

551
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: Were in the living room with us more. You spent

552
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: more time with us.

553
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why it was hell. That's why. That's why

554
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 2: it's felt so poor and bad.

555
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: Right right? What the fuck was I gonna say? Oh,

556
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: last night I was in bed and because I'm at

557
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: a hotel, I was like, I need to watch a

558
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: crime series on the TV. If y'all know, y'all know

559
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 1: that I used to be obsessed with watching like murder

560
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: mysteries before going to bed, and then I stopped because

561
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: I felt like it was the worst thing. I was

562
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: obsessed with watching all that stuff, and I was like,

563
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: I need to stop. This can't be good for my

564
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: mental health. Did I see any benefits from not watching it?

565
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: Not really, if anything. Actually I have a lot of anxiety.

566
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 2: Like a lot of the things that are bad for

567
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: you are ultimately they keep you on your tongue. Yeah, exactly,

568
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: like Heroin.

569
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: Well, well, no, I will say now that when I

570
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: watch something about murder, I'm actually shocked and I'm like,

571
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this happens. When usually I'd be like, oh, okay,

572
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: that's like not the craziest story I've ever heard, But

573
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: now I'm like, like, so shell shocked.

574
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: Bitch.

575
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: Last night couldn't find a fucking crime channel. There was

576
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: no crime channels on there. But what I did find

577
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: was one. There is a Draft King's channel where all

578
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: they do. I passed this channel like four times and

579
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the longest commercial ever. Every

580
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: time I passed this channel, it's still talk about fuck

581
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: ash Draft Kings. And I'm not saying this in a

582
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: positive way. I think that shit's fucked up, and it's

583
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: literally just like incentivizing average people to gamble when they

584
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: definitely shouldn't be gambling because gambling is a drug. I amo, whatever,

585
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: there goes our ability to ever work with them ever.

586
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: But I actually don't think I I don't want to, yeah,

587
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: but I can't pass. I was like, damn, this is

588
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: the longest commercial I've ever seen my goddamn fucking life.

589
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: I finally decided to stay on the channel, and I'm

590
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: recording because I'm like, I need to catch when this ends,

591
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: and also because it was the weirdest layout of a

592
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: commercial I had ever seen. No, it's the whole channel.

593
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: All they do is talk about like it's so good,

594
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: it's so good, it's so good. Let's hear from somebody

595
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: who uses it. And then it's somebody who's like it's awesome.

596
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: It like automatically actually takes money out of my account,

597
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what are we talking about, Like you

598
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: could put on automatic beds. I'm like, that's crazy. Not

599
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: even getting the satisfaction of like using your finger to

600
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: make a risk. It's literally just automatic risk taking.

601
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: Thank god gambling is not legal in California, because I

602
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: would be so addicted to it, Like gambling gives me

603
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: like the same high that like opiates gave me when

604
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 2: I was younger, Like that shit, yeah, like it could

605
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: become a problem, thankfully, Like I don't like casino gambling

606
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: like that shit's like boring, like old as fuck, Like

607
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: it smells like around it just.

608
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fun thing to do for maybe ten

609
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: minutes exactly, like maybe ten minutes.

610
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: You go, you bring one hundred dollars with you in cash,

611
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: you leave your cards in the car and you just

612
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: like lose it in five minutes and then you leave.

613
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: Well, but even though I'd be like, bruh, i could

614
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: have gotten three meals off Wingstop.

615
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: I've could have gotten one thirteenth of the new leather

616
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: Mew mew new balanced shoes with that.

617
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have gotten the toe like the toe

618
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: section like a little bit.

619
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love tells, bab I love eating feet.

620
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: Anyway. The other thing I saw on TV that really

621
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: fucking freaked me out because I'm taking so long to

622
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: tell the stupid fucking story is they still do like

623
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: call to book flights, which my fuck the pet damn

624
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: they still do that. I need to start that business

625
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: and skim the fuck out of old people because in

626
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: my head I was like, I bet they're scamming people,

627
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: But I do want to call it tonight and like

628
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we want a flight from like La

629
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: to New York round trip for these days, what's the price?

630
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: And at the same time, beyond google flights and see

631
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: if the flight if they're like overcharging you four fees

632
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: for that through.

633
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: The airline or is it through a different air air coming.

634
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't an airline thing. I'll literally tell you

635
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: what it was. It felt like I was fucking stuck

636
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty two.

637
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: Watch all that shit.

638
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: Crazy, But it's low post airlines.

639
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 2: It should be that you get to smoke cigarettes on

640
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: those flights.

641
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: I know, if I'm calling to book my flight, bitch,

642
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: let me yeah, let me like light up.

643
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: There should be no CSA pre nine to eleven TSA

644
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: and cigarettes onboard and yeah no, mane, I'm not gonna

645
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: say that joke. I'm crazy, so fucking crazy. Everything at

646
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: zoo is so fucking lazy A hold up, hold up,

647
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: hold up, wait what was the verse?

648
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: I'm easy, I'm an alien, I'm extra read all about it,

649
00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 3: read all about eatsy, I'm an eightis stop extra.

650
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: Read all about it, you know, like extra extra, extra extra,

651
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: read all about it, read all about it like the

652
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: newspaper boys, the extra extra.

653
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: I think that was like a late night old channel

654
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: that would talk.

655
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: About like Mario Lopez, like tested it extra extra Lopez.

656
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: Bro, he is alive right now, God bless, He's like

657
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: alive and well and breathing.

658
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 2: Out of a person who did it fucking right, grinded

659
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: through his thirties, grind through his thirties period through his forties,

660
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: and then dropped off the face of the fucking word earth.

661
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was.

662
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: I think he's still like doing that kind of stuff.

663
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: Honestly, chase a bag and chase the bag.

664
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: WHOA Well, I never ended up finding something that was

665
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: a crime thing to watch on the TV. And I

666
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: started this YouTube.

667
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 5: Video, bitch, I had scared the fuck out of me,

668
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 5: like I've never been watching a YouTube video and started

669
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 5: and being like falling asleep and then just wake up

670
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 5: and open my eyes and be like, oh my God,

671
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 5: like actually was scared the fuck out of me.

672
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: In you stop, I was gonna bring this fucking up.

673
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: This is what I was talking about on the phone

674
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: with you and our manager when I was back in Texas,

675
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: when I was like, I have a crazy story that

676
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 2: like if I broke it would solidify me in the

677
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: internet zeitgeist forever, and everybody was like, nah, don't do it,

678
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,719
Speaker 2: don't do it, And I was like, yeah, you're right,

679
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to get involved in this ship. Look

680
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: how many fucking views that shit has.

681
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you would have the killer on my

682
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: back too.

683
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to know why. I am y'all the

684
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: Schoolboy nine, which literally I'm not gonna like spoil it, okay,

685
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: but literally, like two months ago, I remember.

686
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: When you mentioned this. I was like, girl, you sound

687
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. You need to get off that damn phone.

688
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: I found what, Okay, literally you did. I found his

689
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: accounts with like twelve likes and like no one had ever.

690
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: I was even sending them to you Kai like that

691
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,479
Speaker 2: like creepy guy, and you were like, can you please stop?

692
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 2: Like this is really scary, and so I stopped. But

693
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: literally I found him like so long ago, and I

694
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy, like no one is talking

695
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: about this shit. And then it's all that my TikTok

696
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: feed has been the last week.

697
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: It's really spooky uky, but this video like this was

698
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: giving me fucking spooky kid.

699
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: This like creepy accounts pretending and I was.

700
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: Like oh, and then when they started showing me what

701
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: he was posting, I got I'm not kidding. This room

702
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: was so pitch dark O'Ryan was dead asleep, and I

703
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: kept looking at the dark cause.

704
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 2: I was like, no, ya, that's what I was saying,

705
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: Like that gives me like like it gives me the

706
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: same feeling that I get when I see like demonic

707
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: presences in a movie like I don't. I never watched

708
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 2: Long Boy because I didn't want to see that movie. Legs, yeah,

709
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: I didn't see I didn't want to see that movie

710
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: because people were like, it's really demonic the Hand and

711
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: long because like I can't handle demonic shit, like I

712
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: I really don't even believe in that shit fully, Like

713
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: it just freaks me the fuck out for some reason.

714
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: It gives me dark, sinister energy. That ship gave me

715
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: the same even.

716
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: So gross, it's like disgusting. There's halfway in the video

717
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: like that, I know it's like very terrifying. And there

718
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: it feels like there's no winning too because we.

719
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: Find out it's Kai.

720
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 4: Like that. Let me see it again.

721
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like yourself.

722
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 4: No it doesn't there, let me see it one more

723
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 4: time and then I'll tell you what it has, like

724
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 4: really high cheap bones and like very sucked.

725
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: In PSL seven So it's chad light. Okay, the p

726
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: s L six is above average. That is so kind.

727
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: That is actually so Kai vibes. Okay, we are so

728
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: back and better. So many cuts this episode. Oh wow, okay,

729
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: so speed Run. The animation that some made of the

730
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: podcast was literally like one of my favorite things. Average

731
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like it was so cute and

732
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: it like literally made me feel like, oh my god,

733
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 2: like we could do like the duncan Trustle thing with

734
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 2: our podcast where we just like take certain clips and

735
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: like animate it and make like a freaking mini short

736
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: of like our interactions, Like that would be really cool

737
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: to do. But shout out that will insert it. Let's

738
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: talk about fin stuff. Have we ever talked about fin sta?

739
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was super cool. More more animation, please,

740
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: more animation.

741
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: I have the gnarliest migraine right now. And it's like

742
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: it kind of started when Kai like first got here

743
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: and started like talking, and then I like this smell,

744
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: Like the more he talked, this smell started filling the room,

745
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: and I think it's just like, yeah.

746
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 2: You do you smell that? And licked his lips. Gonna

747
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 2: are you talking about turn me on a little bit?

748
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: Like you whispered.

749
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: That by Kai. I got rised up by Livy Dunn.

750
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 4: It might have been a coincidence. I feel like there's

751
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 4: no reason why me talking would make you have a headache.

752
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: Like, that's sure because the stench that followed it falls.

753
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 4: Okay, well we established that that's the buffalo sauce in

754
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: the bathroom.

755
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: No, that's you.

756
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 2: That's that's just what you smell. Dude.

757
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: If y'all ever wanted to know what Kai smells like,

758
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: smells like, you just have to like get buffalo wings

759
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: and then put them in like a fridge.

760
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: A lot of.

761
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called?

762
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 5: Was?

763
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you want to know what Kai smells like,

764
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: get buffalo wings, put them in like a fridge, and

765
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: then just open the fridge really fast, so all of

766
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: that like stench wafts out at you, and that is

767
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, that is exactly what Ky smells like.

768
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 4: Oh but here's the thing.

769
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: People with a little bit of mildew, people.

770
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 4: Actually will get wings. They'll get buffalo wings, and their

771
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 4: mouth will water because it smells so fucking good and delicious.

772
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 4: Think about that. You're seeing people's mouths water when they see.

773
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 2: No, I think when it comes from a human, it's

774
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 2: like juice when I my fucking pussy is wet when

775
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: I see Kai.

776
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 4: Did you mean that that I had nice legs?

777
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: Of course?

778
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 4: Thank you?

779
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 2: Body is tea lately.

780
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so keep it up because it can fake.

781
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: But y'all, you guys gotta fucking chill, like y'all.

782
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 7: Really actually like okay, y'all, No, literally, they got a

783
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 7: chill because they are in my fucking business email messaging

784
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 7: me diagnosing me with autism and with a hernia.

785
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: I don't know what I literally, I don't know what

786
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: I did in the last episode. But I got like

787
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: three emails saying I had autism and one that said

788
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: I had a hernia. But the hernia one was a miss,

789
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 2: like they didn't understand what I was saying, Like, I

790
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: know what hernia is. I had a hernia when I

791
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,479
Speaker 2: was like nine. This is just when my colon gets

792
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: full of poop and constipation. It bulges out a little bit,

793
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: But it's not like the bubble that you think of

794
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: when you see like hernia in the abdomen.

795
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: That is so disgusting.

796
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 2: But I did book as ocdoc appointment because I was like,

797
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 2: what if I've just had a hernia this whole time?

798
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 2: Haven't been yet, but we will up there.

799
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait, wait the picture the picture

800
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: of Okay.

801
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: It's actually perfect that Oriyan is here because Orian come here. Okay,

802
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 2: so In and I were sitting on the couch and

803
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: we were trying to find your John Lennon photos.

804
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: She found it. She has it.

805
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so oh all my shit got deleted because

806
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: I have eight hundred Yeah.

807
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: What I was looking. I didn't know which one.

808
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 2: Dude, it's like literally the greatest photo of all time.

809
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 2: We'll spare you or Ryan, we won't post it and

810
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 2: unless you want us to, really, I probably my story.

811
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if I've ever seen it online.

812
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 2: Like well, I got all of the karma just like

813
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 2: thrust it right back at me Oryan because I had

814
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: my John Lennon moment in a Mark Jacob, Shoot, I

815
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: need to.

816
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: Bro.

817
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 2: It's like it's straight up like.

818
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 4: A wait, is that actually a photo of true?

819
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 5: I don't know what's worse is it's a live photo,

820
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 5: so like you can't really see that it's him.

821
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: Fuck hello, Oh it's a screenshot of a fucking life photo.

822
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: All my poem.

823
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: The picture of you in.

824
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 7: The back of the car.

825
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: Stop, that's what we were referencing like this like siblings.

826
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: That version of it's so gross. I hate it.

827
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 2: This ship.

828
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: I just also the red lighting, Like me Andrew just

829
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: need to avoid fucking red lighting because we start looking

830
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: fucked up. I thought red lighting like objectively makes somebody

831
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 1: look harder.

832
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 2: Improving points, improving points, brou it.

833
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: Looks like day was that like it was in February.

834
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was when we did the Mark shoot. But

835
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: that find that literally that photo change in trajectory of

836
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: my life. And I'm not kidding. I started like it

837
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 2: like it sent me into an episode. Like literally, I

838
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: was like, is this actually what my profile looks like?

839
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: And it was just like very bad timing obviously, because

840
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: I don't look like that. You are perfect.

841
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: No, Sometimes when I look at you, that's kind of

842
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: just you are perfect. Okay, No, sometimes when I see Drew,

843
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: that is what he looks like. Though, I'm gonna be.

844
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: Honest, okays, backseat photo.

845
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 4: You don't you always look good? I feel like your

846
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 4: jaw is very defined.

847
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: Thank you, okay, r and I just wanted to show

848
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 2: you that iconic moment. Yeah, o, Ryan literally has been

849
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: inside the cupboard the whole time. Sorry, what'd you say again? Guy?

850
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 4: Your jaw looks super good normally.

851
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: Thank you? Wait, actually, could you say it one more time?

852
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 4: Your jaw looks good and it looks very handsome.

853
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: It's actually so random that I cannot hear you repeat yourself.

854
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 4: Oh he's manipulating me.

855
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: Yes, he's manipulating you. Pictures you just look like scary.

856
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Like that's just not you.

857
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 2: I really don't know who that person is. Like, it's

858
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 2: really jarring. It's really jarring. And what's crazier is that

859
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: like they thought I looked good.

860
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: No, you did look good and all in the pictures

861
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: that we got taken of us, you looked good.

862
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 2: No, the person our manager thought I looked good.

863
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: My bangs look fucked up. It looks like I have

864
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: like a huge like mullet.

865
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: The bangs were banging. Okay, wow, well okay.

866
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: Well.

867
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: Also, I know this has been talked about one but

868
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 2: jillion times online, but I figured we would need to

869
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 2: talk about it as well, because it is a very

870
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 2: a very crazy thing that exists that I don't think

871
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: enough people are talking about. There is literally a tick

872
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: out right now that when it bites you, literally when

873
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: it bites you, it makes you allergic to me.

874
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's real.

875
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that real. It's it

876
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: is literally real, you're supposed to say.

877
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: Oh, you need to get a bit by that, my

878
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: good sis.

879
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 2: Wait, why because you are gay? Because I like me? Wow,

880
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: I told it yesterday. I was like, when I bring

881
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 2: this up, you're supposed to say, oh, you need that tick,

882
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: like I set her up for a slam dunk like

883
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 2: gay joke and she fumbled.

884
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: Like well, because I was just actually intrigued in the conversation,

885
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: Like when you speak to me, I'm just like yes, yes, yes,

886
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: like I'm here present.

887
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 2: Wait, that was weird. We're like wapping up right now

888
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: we need to like hold each other. Yeah, that's more.

889
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: That's more like it's a.

890
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: Bit unnatural, Like this just seems unnatural right now.

891
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 4: Oh, Drew is Elijah. You're Elijah from Girls. They're just

892
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 4: connected seeing you guys do that and how like clearly

893
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 4: uncomfortable you are touching a woman's hand.

894
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: Oh you know that we could fire you for being homophobic.

895
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: Right yeah, no, I'm reporting you to HR which is

896
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: me and you're done.

897
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but our HR rep has

898
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: a huge bias against you.

899
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, all right, was kind of observing something.

900
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 4: It wasn't homophobic at all. I actually love gay people.

901
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 4: You fucking know that. Everyone knows that. That's a well

902
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 4: known that because because you love me, you were friends.

903
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 4: We're good friends.

904
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that time?

905
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was like a sneak disci Sokay, So

906
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 2: shady Shade is Saturday Sunday. People with eye issues do

907
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 2: before glasses were invented get.

908
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: A headache, Like, oh, that's why I have a headache

909
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: right now. I had to wear my glasses all fucking day.

910
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: No, but actually, like did they like just were they

911
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: blind or did they not exist until like there were

912
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: holes in the ozone layer or.

913
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: The glasses before we had phones.

914
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: It's that damn phone. It's always that damn phone.

915
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: Bro Okay, I need to clarify. I obviously don't think

916
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: that's true because sometimes I really do sound like the

917
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: dumbest person on this podcast, and recently it's been getting

918
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: to my head.

919
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 2: There's only two of us, so if you're not the dumbest,

920
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: that makes me the dumbest.

921
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 4: No, there's car there's a third third. Thank you. Wow,

922
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 4: you know.

923
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: What you're fucking stupid.

924
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 4: To which in your favor of that statement of like,

925
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: oh well, maybe people's eyes were better in the past,

926
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 4: there's I think a lot of evidence that people's teeth

927
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 4: were better. Yeah, yeah, so maybe there, I don't know,

928
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 4: maybe there's something to that, like we're unnaturally looking.

929
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: I could see like there being a connection between how

930
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: much fucking led we stare at and our I mean,

931
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,919
Speaker 1: look at sucking the blu ray lights, like the blue

932
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: ray lights.

933
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 2: Okay, well when Inya like there, there's like always like

934
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: when we're going out, there's like an hour long period photo. Bro,

935
00:46:53,480 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 2: it's like really haunted, like it's a han.

936
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 4: You got bodied. It also looks like you have no hair,

937
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 4: like I know, in the middle of the top of

938
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 4: your head, just like.

939
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: No, it's like literally it's my back seat. And also

940
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: the way I'm staring at have like beady little eyes

941
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 2: like look like like scary. I look like I have

942
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: like a big like nose like it my jaw is recessed.

943
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: Like it's really like everything that I hate about myself

944
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: and what I see in the mirror.

945
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 4: Never ever look like this.

946
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 2: Yeah ever, thank you. But India does look like Enya

947
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 2: does look like the backseat photo like that.

948
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, most of the time people turn to me and

949
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: that's what I look like.

950
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: Even thinking about that fucking photo makes me cry laughing.

951
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: That's so bad. Okay, But there comes a night or

952
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: point and every night when we go out where Enya

953
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: ask me like what does she want or which outfit

954
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 2: should she wear? And like, I don't think you realize

955
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: how seriously I take that, Like that has become like

956
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 2: Anna windsor like I'm living Yeah that's the girl. Yeah,

957
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: I take that shit very seriously. And I don't think

958
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 2: I've made a wrong choice yet.

959
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like you give

960
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: really good advice, like you give practical You take into

961
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: like account the practicability, the vibe of it, the look

962
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: of it, how it will hold through the night, Like

963
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: you're like, well, are you just gonna be doing this

964
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: or are you gonna do something after? Like what's your vibe?

965
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: I'm always thinking about if cigarettes are involved, like getting

966
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: it's going to like geat all.

967
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: Over my clothing. Yeah, but I don't smoke cigarettes anymore,

968
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: so that's not a problem. And now at this point,

969
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: when somebody smokes near me, I'm like, girl, like, you're

970
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: gonna make me fucking stink, which is crazy because I

971
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: used to stink. Yeah, now I just smell like uh digital.

972
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. The last thing I want to bring up

973
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 2: is finally me and Indya, I downloaded this app that

974
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: scans your face and then gives you like a rating

975
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: out of ten guys. I did so good on it.

976
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: He did so many, like he has so many.

977
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh wait, Kai, this is what I was gonna show you.

978
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: Come here.

979
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: I just saw a picture of like you shirtless, and

980
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: that was like the craziest thing I've ever seen.

981
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's just me body checking. Oh shit, yeah, this

982
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: is what I wasn't Yeah, this is what I was

983
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: gonna Yeah, it's definitely because it was blurry and the

984
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: lighting was crazy. But no, I was gonna send that

985
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 2: to you, but I was like, I want to show

986
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 2: him in person.

987
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: You should start uploading like, uh face tuned pictures of

988
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: you shirtless and like huge like that.

989
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm gonna go on a testosterone like tremblone,

990
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: like TRT protocol, yeah, or like do some just some

991
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: general anabolic steroids for six months. I'm gonna blast it

992
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go hardest.

993
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: Fuck, I love yourself.

994
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm doing.

995
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 3: Now.

996
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get big as fuck, and then y'all gonna

997
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 2: be like whoa Drew, just like really angry and mean

998
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 2: because you mad. No, it just makes you your real self.

999
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 4: Wait, was that the thing you're gonna tell me earlier

1000
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 4: you said there's horrible news. No, I'm not saying that.

1001
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: You said my body is like well no, no.

1002
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 4: I did not mean it like that. I genuinely know

1003
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 4: we're gonna tell.

1004
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: You're fired at like in een fifteen.

1005
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 4: But I still have my job.

1006
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: Right now for the next thirteen minutes.

1007
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, okay, so the first one and I still

1008
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: get it back.

1009
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 4: I could still get it.

1010
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 2: No, the first one I did, I got a seven

1011
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: point six and I was like, Okay, that seems like

1012
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: really high. That doesn't make sense. So then I edited

1013
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: a picture of myself with face tune and I submitted it.

1014
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 2: It got a nine point six, and I was like,

1015
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 2: oh wait, it's kind of accurate. So then Josh did

1016
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 2: it and got a seven point six, and then Enya

1017
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 2: did it and got like a seven point something and

1018
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 2: I was like damn. So then I was like hold on, like,

1019
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: let me.

1020
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: I think it can only really identify you like masculine

1021
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 1: as a man, because every time it'd be like masculinity,

1022
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: your jawline, like you're the top one percent of men.

1023
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm not a man. I'm a girl.

1024
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 2: You're not a girl, bitch. And then I did it

1025
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 2: and I got an eight point four and I was like, oh, whoa,

1026
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 2: Like dad's crazy. And then y'all, I ended it off

1027
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: with a nine point three on a real photo of

1028
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 2: my own that he took it. I don't have it.

1029
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: I took it real time and app but like I'm

1030
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: kind of giving though.

1031
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I need to take an advil because

1032
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: or I need to put my glasses on because I'm

1033
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: not kidding.

1034
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 2: My think and I'm dancing for funo babe. Oh that

1035
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 2: echo was like sharp. It sounded like we hit metal.

1036
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing next to my fucking head, Drew

1037
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: syop corner. These don't make me laugh. I'm hitting you tonight.

1038
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 2: Burger King got chicken sandwiches? Now, what's next? He at

1039
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: the poop store? Okay, folklore evermore canker sore, bitch. I

1040
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. Where is the liquor store?

1041
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:21,479
Speaker 5: Dude?

1042
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: These woes sucking like the best way.

1043
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 2: I need some kouchi quill and head and all from

1044
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 2: in y'all in y'all, y'all. Wait, Kay sent this to me,

1045
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: imagine and he types this is this is is.

1046
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 4: The word this out? Someone emailed this to.

1047
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: Me, imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your

1048
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 2: off's funeral.

1049
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that when I saw that today,

1050
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: taking notes seem.

1051
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 2: An emoji literally noted as fun guys, can we bring

1052
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: back noted please? Like please? Can we do it? And

1053
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 2: I think that's all I have to talk about. Yeah,

1054
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 2: that's kind of the last thing that I was, like

1055
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: I already talked about this though, was how me buying

1056
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: the TikTok shop hot bowl was like really one of

1057
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 2: the worst points in my life. Like that was really dark,

1058
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 2: So I did.

1059
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: Dude, it definitely has to be illegal to like chip

1060
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 1: containers like that out.

1061
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like raw eggs or like eggs across the country

1062
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: and like.

1063
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: Heat boiled eggs.

1064
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 2: Bro the fucking PEPSI like expanding to the point of

1065
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: almost exploding was like crazy that like it was next

1066
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: to an egg, so that means it was like so

1067
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 2: hot that it was like boiling, or like the pressure

1068
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 2: was so high that it was like crushing it crazy.

1069
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here is my freaking media.

1070
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,280
Speaker 2: My media is that little ginger bitch.

1071
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: In my life, gaborsable photographs and memories, Jim Cross. How

1072
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: do you say his name? Ryan Bro? She can't hear

1073
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: us in the fucking cabinet. She's losing oxygen in there.

1074
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: How do you say? Jim Kross? Is is it? Jim

1075
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: Kroschroche okay photographs, some memories Jim Krosche, and just a

1076
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: New York poem by Nikki Giovanni. That album reminds me

1077
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 1: of Rain like this is feels like her life. And

1078
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 1: that's it for my fucking media, honestly, No movies, no nothing,

1079
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 1: leave me alone.

1080
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: My media is Twisters and forty X it's gonna be

1081
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: a movie. I'm going to see it tomorrow, super excited.

1082
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 2: And then this. I found this like anime that was

1083
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 2: like a three part like short trilogy, but like together,

1084
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 2: it made like one long story. It's kind of like

1085
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: Black Mirror Vibes like, but it was made in the

1086
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 2: nineties and it was so fucking good. Oh I can't

1087
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 2: open it, but I'm just gonnaunlock that. But it's like

1088
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: Magnetic Rose or some shit like that. Let's see if

1089
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 2: I can find it.

1090
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna make tragnetic rose toys. You put the magnet

1091
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: in your coach.

1092
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,760
Speaker 2: Oh do so, no hands. That's actually a really good idea.

1093
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 2: But there's a song from that. How would you say that?

1094
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 2: From that anime? Corral or Corral c h O R

1095
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 2: A by Yoko Cano. But the soundtrack for the thing,

1096
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: the thing is called Memories, So go watch Memories and

1097
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: the soundtrack is fucking lit.

1098
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: Probably sounds like ship exactly what I thought, sounds like shit.

1099
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: You could listen. Listen. You could listen to this kind

1100
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:51,919
Speaker 1: of ship all you want.

1101
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 4: I love this.

1102
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: God will know you had grinder.

1103
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 4: I love this type of stuff. True.

1104
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: Hey come here, you'rebye. Al right, Well I'm gonna go

1105
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: take a huge fucking dump.

1106
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go back home. No, You're gonna hang

1107
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 2: and love my life.

1108
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: Please stay night with me, alright, alry

1109
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 2: M