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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 2: This is important. It's not a bald spot, it's a

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Speaker 2: solar panel for a sex machine. You shot that shit

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Speaker 2: out of them like a rocket. No, Evil's cooler, Evil's badass.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up. We are we are the state of the nation.

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Speaker 2: We are.

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Speaker 3: We are.

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Speaker 2: Adam Devine, the middle edged guys of the nation. Will

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Speaker 2: you recap us? Will you just.

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Speaker 3: Recap the ads that we read and explained why we're

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Speaker 3: saying the song.

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Speaker 4: We just read ads, dude, and it was so spot

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Speaker 4: on as to who we are as people. Right before this,

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Speaker 4: we had heine Can zero zero, which I personally love.

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Speaker 2: Dang is it delish?

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Speaker 4: And you feel like you're drinking without all the fun

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Speaker 4: stuff that gets you drunk, hurts and you can that

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Speaker 4: could hurt you, yeah, without the alcohol. And then it

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Speaker 4: was right into Better Help, which we're big fans of

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Speaker 4: them here on the podcast. They're a great sponsor, but

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Speaker 4: it's also saying like, do these guys.

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Speaker 2: Need help a little bit science?

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Speaker 4: And then we went right into Hymns dot Com, another

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Speaker 4: great sponsor of ours med medication. So they're saying our sponsors, like,

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Speaker 4: these guys should be sober, these guys need some help mentally,

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Speaker 4: and their dicks obviously don't work. Are they saying that

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Speaker 4: about us, like as the podcast host? Are they saying

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Speaker 4: that about our listeners? Like we are at the perfect

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Speaker 4: age to need some help. We should, we should be sober.

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Speaker 4: And their date, their dys don't work.

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Speaker 2: And they're and they're crazy.

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Speaker 3: And I don't like to throw that word around. I

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Speaker 3: don't like to throw that word around. I know we

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Speaker 3: don't say crazy anymore.

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Speaker 2: But are we cooky?

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Speaker 3: I think if my dick didn't work, I'd go crazy

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Speaker 3: and start drinking.

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Speaker 4: I think you can, Like I'm trying to bring bum back,

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Speaker 4: so I think you could say crazy again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's right. Yeah, I'm trying to bring bum back.

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Speaker 2: Some people do get pretty pretty ticked off if you

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Speaker 2: call them crazy. That's a triggering word for some people.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend, if.

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Speaker 3: You're crazy, it is if someone called me crazy, I'd.

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Speaker 4: Go if you're crazy? Yeah, yeah, I want to see crazy.

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Speaker 3: I'm crazy, you want to see crazy.

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Speaker 4: I think if you tell someone like, oh, dude, you're

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Speaker 4: so crazy and they go crazy. If they snap, then

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Speaker 4: they are then they know that about themselves.

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Speaker 3: They're like, they know they're crazy. Well, if you're crazy,

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Speaker 3: do you know you're crazy?

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Speaker 2: This is important?

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Speaker 4: This is interesting, This is important, This is interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think, uh yeah, you do a little bit. Like

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Speaker 4: if you're truly crazy, no, then you don't know. But

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Speaker 4: if you're just one of those people that like might

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Speaker 4: something might click and then you just go fucking ape shit.

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Speaker 3: If you're not watching this on YouTube, Adam just made

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Speaker 3: a face that to me would indicate you're truly crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, if you're.

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Speaker 4: Crazy, or if you're just kind of whole world gone, Well,

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Speaker 4: it's an audio medium, and sometimes I forget that if.

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Speaker 3: You're little bonkers, like minus the crazy face, you know

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Speaker 3: you're crazy if you're little bonkers, right, yeah, the.

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Speaker 2: Whole world god, oh bonkers, great candy rip bonkers.

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Speaker 4: There was a I remember someone in Blake and you

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Speaker 4: might remember this, and maybe this is calling the person out,

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Speaker 4: but they were crazy. They were in our improv class,

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Speaker 4: or maybe they weren't even in our improv class. In college,

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Speaker 4: they were in the like drama department.

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Speaker 3: This is Adam's beautiful mind moment that was not a

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Speaker 3: real person.

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Speaker 2: They had giant blue eyes.

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Speaker 4: It was a girl. Oh I already pretty ye gie

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Speaker 4: eyes and someone called her crazy and full meltdown yeah,

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Speaker 4: full meltdown.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hm like tears.

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Speaker 3: Adam was right there to be like, do you need

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Speaker 3: a Heineken zero point zero?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know at that time. I'm like, I think

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Speaker 4: you need to drink some night train that would that

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Speaker 2: I think we need to have a keger about it, right, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I do. I remember it really affecting her and she

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Speaker 2: did you see the meltdown too? Yeah? She broke down

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Speaker 2: very trick, like I said, a very triggering word. That

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Speaker 2: might even be why I said that is because somewhere

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Speaker 2: in the deep recess of my mind that moment stuck

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Speaker 2: out to me. So it triggered you. Yeah, now I'm triggered. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys have I feel like we don't as

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Speaker 4: a group, I have anything that really triggers us.

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Speaker 2: I can't be called.

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Speaker 4: Into it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get into it. But there's just

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Speaker 2: something I guess I'm so offended. I'm so offended. I

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Speaker 2: think I think that's simple to the crazy thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: somebody call my gay.

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Speaker 4: Brother.

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Speaker 3: That's it's it's just that I it's not I don't

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Speaker 4: And is it because are they calling you gay because

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Speaker 4: of the outfit.

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Speaker 2: You're currently wearing or why? What is it the Is

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Speaker 2: it your excessive use of the colored teel?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Shots fired to the shark.

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Speaker 3: It's just I turned the I turned as my seven

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Speaker 3: year olds just standing here watching at the door.

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Speaker 2: He's like, Daddy's good. I always knew. Oh he actually

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Speaker 2: does have to have a parenting moment, right, Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 2: daddy was giving. He knows.

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Speaker 4: I'm currently watching my son sleep on a monitor because

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Speaker 4: I'm the only one home right now. So I got

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Speaker 4: oh cool, I got both. He sleeps as if he's dead.

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Speaker 4: Does your children sleep like this?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, just absolute face down.

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Speaker 2: Just face down? Though Yeah no, that SIDS with that

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Speaker 2: SIDS bro, that was the most terrifying thing. That concept

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Speaker 2: to me and all of parenting like SIDS is absolutely terrifying.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, but that shit changes every all the time,

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Speaker 4: and so I sometimes they're like, oh yeah, laymed on

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Speaker 4: their face down, lamb on the back.

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Speaker 2: It's all it's science. This is like the worst thing

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Speaker 2: to say on a podcast.

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Speaker 4: I know, it's all good, it's all good.

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Speaker 2: Knock wood. Uh No.

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Speaker 4: Once they're able to turn themselves around, they could sleep.

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Speaker 2: However they get comfy.

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Speaker 3: The crazy shit is when they just have like both

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Speaker 3: of the crib and you're like the slack Yeah, you're

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Speaker 3: like you good, and they're like from the podcast good,

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Speaker 3: from the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Dad, Yeah, got a life.

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Speaker 3: God damn, I'm like, how are you still sleeping with

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Speaker 3: just legs out like that?

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Speaker 2: Well? Do you remember even when you're a kid, Like

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to notice it, like when you would sit

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Speaker 2: and watch TV, like you would sit in the most

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Speaker 2: fucking weird ways, like with your legs like upraising house,

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Speaker 2: but you're like laying on behind my head. And that's

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Speaker 2: when it started. People be like, well that's gay, and

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Speaker 2: I go, is it? No, it is not.

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Speaker 4: Anders always looked at the TV with his asshole directly

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Speaker 4: in the air.

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Speaker 2: It was easier to suck my the yes, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Yes, the jet I like the jacket I'm wearing as well.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, oh, okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And it gets all chili in the office and

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Speaker 3: if I turn on the heat. It's goods loud.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, anyway, well we appreciate that. What are you rocking?

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Speaker 2: Is that? Is that Patagonia? It is nice to I

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Speaker 2: actually like the jacket onders and it's cozy. Gay or not?

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Speaker 2: I like fun bright colors, you know what I man? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: gay or not, I like the jacket. You are our

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Speaker 2: fun friend, Yeah, you're our fun friends. There's no doubt

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Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah. I don't know if anyone would say that.

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Speaker 2: But is your kid breathing? Though? Is your kid breathing? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It did scare us the first few times it happened,

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Speaker 4: but now it's just how he how this little man rolls,

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Speaker 4: and he'll roll himself over if he is suffocated.

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Speaker 3: Do you have one of those mattresses tells you you

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Speaker 3: know I'm talking about what?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't even know. That's a thing, isn't that?

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Speaker 3: Or maybe that was in the the little Maybe it

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Speaker 3: was like the bassinette situation that like it shakes them.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the nant yeah, the nan it sorry, the Cananit

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Speaker 4: is my surveillance cam, my nanny camp.

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Speaker 2: But the uh yeah, what is it? The snoop, this

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Speaker 2: snow this snoop and then what it shake? It shakes

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Speaker 2: it earthquakes you awake if you're not breathing or something.

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Speaker 3: No, if you wake up and it hears you or

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Speaker 3: it feels movement, then it shakes you back.

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Speaker 4: It shakes it, it wiggles you back to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we had one of those.

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Speaker 3: Why don't we have that for adults?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. No, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Well, dude, I brought this up on the podcast and

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Speaker 4: you said that that would be terrifying. You said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm almost positive. You're like, that sounds like a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: You wake up and it's like an earthquake, and you're like,

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Speaker 4: I guess, so I think it'd because.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're sleeping next to these farts.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I take you back. Hey, I'm a changed man,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready to get shook up if you wake

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Speaker 2: up in the morning, you're ready to get a little.

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Speaker 3: If it puts me back to sleep, Okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I sleep like such an old man now. I

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Speaker 4: sleep directly on my back. I have a heating pad

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Speaker 4: directly behind me. I have two pillows underneath my knees.

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Speaker 4: I'm holding on to one pillow and a pillow behind

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Speaker 4: my head.

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Speaker 3: Right, and you have a cooking spoon in your teeth

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Speaker 3: so you don't bite your tongue.

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Speaker 2: The fuck the fuck bro.

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Speaker 4: And a lot of times I don't even hold onto

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Speaker 4: the pillow. I just go straight arms down because it

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Speaker 4: then you wake up and both of.

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Speaker 2: Your arms are numb. Righte Wait wait wait? Have you

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Speaker 2: do you fuck with the weighted blanket? Like? Have you

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Speaker 2: seen those where it's just like it's a slight pressure

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Speaker 2: on your chest, I guess, and that makes it a

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Speaker 2: heavy blanket. Yeah, it just makes people snooze.

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Speaker 4: But they're changing ship all the time with in regards

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Speaker 4: to the kids, they when we had Bow, it was

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Speaker 4: totally and everyone's like, oh, get the way to blanket.

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Speaker 2: They love it. They love snuggling with the way to

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Speaker 2: blank Oh, I don't know about infants they trapped.

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Speaker 4: And then and then it became me and then we

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Speaker 4: didn't get one because I was like that seems crazy,

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Speaker 4: and then it became illegal, right, so they just make

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Speaker 4: ship this time and and sell it and say that

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Speaker 4: it's good, and then it's a death trap for.

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Speaker 2: Your child, right, and then it's that like that there

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Speaker 2: It might have been Gerald the Giraffe. But one day,

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Speaker 2: But somehow, But that's every bath toy that too. Ever,

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Speaker 3: Like you're playing with it whatever, and then like I

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Speaker 4: Well, Todd is saying, it's Sophie the Giraffe.

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Speaker 2: Sophie, Yes, it's Sophie. It is Sophie. It is Sophie.

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Speaker 4: But by the way, we have Sophie. I was letting

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But also it'll.

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Speaker 3: Be fine as long as Chloe doesn't bite the head off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're fine. I'm also like, dude, are we just

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Speaker 2: Are we bitches?

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Speaker 4: Like as society bitches?

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Speaker 4: We're just bitches, dude.

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Speaker 2: Like everything.

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Speaker 3: The playgrounds there are crazy where you're like.

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Speaker 4: It's made of nails, mate, I mean.

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Speaker 2: It kind of is. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh like a pit, like a like a gladiator pit.

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Speaker 3: No, it rises up out of the ground like a

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Speaker 4: That sounds dope as hell, and.

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Speaker 3: They're like up there battling and little kids are getting

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Speaker 2: I remember lost the coolest slides from my hometown. It

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Speaker 4: And what's funny about this is your parents told you

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Speaker 2: Anything you catch you can eat, so for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, including the bacteria that is gonna eat your skin

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the inside of Sophie's draft. You better throw that

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Speaker 3: I think we've gotten like too litigious everything like you

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Speaker 3: don't even see. I mean, we've talked about tan bark before, right,

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Speaker 2: I think we because some of us don't call it tambar,

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Speaker 3: What are tan bark woodchips, wood chip, woodships, tan bark whatever?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 3: How like playgrounds now are like the like soft rubberized

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all gone. Stab your friend with them. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like the people would deliver the giant piles of tan

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Speaker 2: They knew the nature. Took a huge pile and then

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Speaker 2: let let the kids go at it. King of the Mountain.

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Speaker 2: You play a little King of the mountain. Yeah, here's

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Speaker 2: the best. Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I remember riding my bike on one and absolutely eating shit.

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, but like grow up. Yeah, don't be

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Speaker 2: a bitch. I remember wiping out on my bike really hard. Yeah, dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was hit by cent truck. Dude. Did you cry?

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Speaker 2: Did you cry?

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Speaker 4: Bro? Yeah, don't be a bitch. Yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I was in a concussion for two weeks, and I

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, but I'm assuming at some point and it

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Speaker 4: when you're forty years old, you're gonna wear a vibrating

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Speaker 2: Yes, and hold four pillows to sleep.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't cried yet, I think the tears have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be what's affecting your body. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: could be. Maybe you just need to have a fucking huge,

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Speaker 2: powerful cry. H e LP better help. No, I'm not durst, dude,

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Speaker 2: I do cry. I have emotions. Yeah, they're readily available,

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Speaker 4: I find myself like looking at my parents different and

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Speaker 4: like every like sort of not that I have ever

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Speaker 3: Your parents are the worst each of our parents.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yea yeah, ye.

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Speaker 2: My parents rock. But I was like, sure, I'm uh.

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Speaker 4: You just gotta know you get annoyed by your parents

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Speaker 2: Gonna cry right now over a cry right now. But

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Speaker 2: I'm more saying like, uh, like, also, I like going

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Speaker 2: overcome with emotion a little bit. Oh no, you're a bitch, dude.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, that's yeah, I don't know, Okay, yeah, huh

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Speaker 3: shut up. I think I told you guys that when

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Speaker 3: is what it's all about.

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Speaker 2: Come here. Oh yeah, but I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I have I have a photo of the three of

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Speaker 4: like fucking little bitches.

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Speaker 2: We're like, cry, that doesn't mean we're bitches. We just

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Speaker 4: We're full tears.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: And then but there is a little misty happening with dirty.

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Speaker 2: So he said we just smoked weed. Though, right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't. It wasn't the weed. It wasn't the weird dude.

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Speaker 3: And if you look closely, there's a little camera inside

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Speaker 4: Do you cry every time you smoke weed? Because it

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Speaker 4: definitely was tears? Definitely, Okay, fucking yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's say, and we're showing that photo now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can dig that one out. I think I

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Speaker 4: posted that on the Instagram somewhere.

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Speaker 2: We can grab that.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I do cry every time I spoke

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Speaker 3: with Yeah, that's what I thought. I just because I

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 3: Look what Earth, Mother Earth gave us. And it's just

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Speaker 3: a tradition. It's been passed on from humans from generations,

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Speaker 2: That's cool, just ripping the fucking volcano bag and crying. Mmm.

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Speaker 4: Did you guys open your presence on Christmas Eve or

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Speaker 2: Topic? This is important device. Yay, young Christian males talk

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Speaker 2: to me young, Yeah, young, we did it. We did

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Speaker 3: We had a we had Christmas was at our house,

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's how you said it.

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Speaker 4: You're so Norwegian you have to say it that way.

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Speaker 2: On sol, did Sunta Cluse come to the host to close?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And yes the gorta board? Oh ship? Did you

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Speaker 3: We had like a whole Norwegian prayer that we would say.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my God, can you run it back? Can

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Speaker 2: you dig it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I can snap us off with

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Speaker 3: some of that euro The goad which means like in

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Speaker 3: Jesus name, we come to the table God.

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Speaker 4: They tell you what I don't need hymns after hearing

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Speaker 4: that perfect rock card over here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of hims, the Bible, the don't know.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh space a drinka, which is like eat and drink.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the rest is eating drink.

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Speaker 5: Get fucked fu up, that's what it is. You know

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Speaker 5: it absolutely damn that's sick, bro. So you would say

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Speaker 3: Like big dinner, my dad would get out this little

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I like how Norwegian you are, dude? Are

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Speaker 2: It's crazy? I mean, I'm not. That's the dirty secret

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Speaker 4: I'm not because I feel like other people from Norway

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Speaker 2: He was like repping it.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think I had like a helly handsome

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Speaker 3: on purpose. But like the name, they just tagged me with.

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Speaker 4: The name, and you just wore clothes that seemed European.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, something is off about

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, you gave off really like this dude

444
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: is euro for sure.

445
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 4: Like he's not from here, but then he is just

446
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 4: from Chicago. Yeah, like the most the most from here

447
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 4: place ever.

448
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 2: Right, that's what I'm saying. Maybe they just dress European

449
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 2: in Chicago. It's elevated a little bit, could be.

450
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,159
Speaker 3: No, well, I mean it's more elevated than I think

451
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 3: the rest of the Midwest. It's got a little bit

452
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 3: more happening in Chicago.

453
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, go off.

454
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, dude, there's nothing happening in Omaha.

455
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I.

456
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 4: I dress like I'm currently about to work a tractor. Yeah,

457
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 4: I don't know. I have no fashion sense.

458
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: Some article of clothing has to be sweat like sweatshirt, sweatpants,

459
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: sweat shoes. For Camo, Yeah, yeah, I do. Got a

460
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 2: lot of Camo Camo adjacent.

461
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 3: When Emma's uncle visited, he just showed up in Camo.

462
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 3: He's from northern Wisconsin and just was like love the

463
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 3: cameoed out and You're like, yeah, it's gonna be hard

464
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 3: to find you, dude.

465
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 4: I love that it's now looped around that like Camo's

466
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 4: cool again. I'm like, I have so much Camo ship.

467
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 2: I'm so happy.

468
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like the real camo or sorry, I don't

469
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,400
Speaker 3: mean like real cam I mean like it looks like bushes.

470
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: What do they call it? Hm, it's called like real,

471
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: it's a trademark. It's like real wood or there is

472
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 2: an actual term for what you're talking about. I know,

473
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 2: that's which I don't know kind of how I started.

474
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,120
Speaker 3: I go, there's a name for it, and you're like, actually,

475
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 3: there's it's they call it something.

476
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: They call it a real name.

477
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Blake, Oh sir, I don't like it.

478
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 2: I think it's called real tree. Is it called real tree? Real?

479
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 2: It might be a real tree. We believe you, dude.

480
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 2: Why are you getting some acro? Well, because you guys

481
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: just jumped down my throat.

482
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 4: So, Blake, you're from a broken home. Let's get into it.

483
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's get what's last time you cried?

484
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 4: Who from broken?

485
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: Broken up? See? Now even that term seems a little

486
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 2: old to me?

487
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 4: Is that is this a triggering word? Did we find

488
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 4: it be?

489
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 2: It should be differently? Differently together? Okay? I don't know

490
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 2: about broken. Okay, but they're not so they're not they're

491
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: not together at all. Divorce. Yeah, differently, No, it's anyways.

492
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 2: What's your question? How do you open presents in a

493
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: broken home? Is what we're asking.

494
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 4: I think we found Blake's word it's broken home.

495
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually super I'm very well adjusted. So what

496
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 2: you seem crazy? Yeah, you want to see I want

497
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: to see crazy. I don't like you want to say

498
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: not crazy?

499
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 4: So what did you do? What?

500
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 2: What was it? You're at your mom's house the whole time?

501
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 2: Or did you? Dude?

502
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: He just looked up to the sky like I've blocked

503
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to get this out.

504
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 2: I've blocked a lot of this out. Let's go there.

505
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: This is what I go to betterhelp dot Com for

506
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 2: Let's go there. No, I basically I kind of left out.

507
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: I hit the lottery. That's why it was nothing broken

508
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: about it. But it was actually very fun. I got

509
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,640
Speaker 2: two Christmases. Yeah.

510
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 4: I was always jealous. I mean I wasn't always jealous

511
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: because I didn't want my parents to break up, but

512
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 4: not in the last but very much. It's way better

513
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 4: not to be from a broken home, right unders.

514
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't

515
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: even know any different. So yeah, you should try it.

516
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.

517
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 4: You should try it. It's characterized, it's it's something. So

518
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 4: but I was when my friends that were their parents

519
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 4: were divorced. They you did get to have two Christmases,

520
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 4: which did seem awesome and it sort of seemed worth it.

521
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 4: They were trying to like outdo each other a little.

522
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 2: Bit, competing. They were competing a.

523
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: Little bit, even when they said they weren't. They were like, you,

524
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 4: you were getting two of everything.

525
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: Because if you had a if you had.

526
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 4: The Nintendo sixty four at one house, you're gonna have.

527
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: To have then at the their house. Wow.

528
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: All all I remember about divorced kids was they had

529
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 3: a book of CDs that they had to take back

530
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 3: and forth. Oh Jesus, that was like the true sign

531
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 3: of a kid whose parents were from a broken CD

532
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: but was if you had a big CD case and

533
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 3: he was like.

534
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: Well I had a big CD case. I wasn't from

535
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: broken home. You got to take your CDs.

536
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 3: Well, I think your generation co opted at They're like, oh,

537
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: this is pretty convenient. Got that in my generation. I

538
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 3: had a CD tower. It was it was established.

539
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 2: I had that as well. That ship was fire.

540
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: I love that Durs finally admitted he's from a different

541
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 4: generation than us.

542
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 2: I always have yeh, he's a much much older. I've

543
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 2: always been gen X.

544
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 3: I'm gen X and you guys are millennials.

545
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 2: That's sick, are weennials.

546
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: That's why I'm so edgy and hardcore and I'll never

547
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 3: sell out.

548
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: Well done, brother, Yeah, that's so.

549
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 3: So.

550
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 4: It was that the case in your hustle, Blake.

551
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: Uh, you know what now I think about I think

552
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 2: my father as far as when Nintendo sixty four came out,

553
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: my father had the Nintendo sixty four. My mom didn't,

554
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: so that kind of incentivized me to like go to

555
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: his houseboard. Yeah, well just to be kind of like

556
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 2: hyped on it, like yeah, yes, And did he play

557
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 2: it when you weren't there? Do you know? No, not

558
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 2: at all. My dad did not play Nintendo sixty four.

559
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I know I

560
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: And I didn't mean to jump down your throat, but no,

561
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 2: he didn't. He didn't play games. He didn't like that

562
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: kind of shit. Really. Yeah, he likes real life. He

563
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 2: likes real life. Your dad lives life, yeah, yeah, making

564
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: he's out making money. He hates video games. He hates

565
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: Star Wars, he likes Real life sheet This is my guy. Yeah, yeah,

566
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: that's why we connect. It's interesting, it's why we don't.

567
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: So okay.

568
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 3: Anyways, two Christmas, Adam, what was it like in your

569
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 3: solid home.

570
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 4: In my solid ass home, your rock solid family, Dude.

571
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: It was awesome because my family, my dad's side, there

572
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 4: is six. He comes from a family of six, so

573
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 4: there was a lot of aunts and uncles and other cousins.

574
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: And then we did it at our house. So our

575
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: house was a fucking throwdown partuey baby, and some shit

576
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 4: would go down, usually like an aunt would get drunk,

577
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 4: there would be a scene, there'd be some sort of

578
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 4: scuffle u there would be like a where you don't

579
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: really know because you're just a kid running through the

580
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 4: living room in the kitchen, but there was like some

581
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 4: adult talk happening and we're just wrestling about how we

582
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 4: need to give get someone help. There was a lot

583
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 4: of that conversation happened drunk, but above your head, so

584
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 4: you don't.

585
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 3: You just hear somebody yell Michael doucoccis and you're like,

586
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 3: something's going on in there.

587
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, something's happening. There was no there was absolutely no

588
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 4: political talks. I don't think they ever they knew that

589
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 4: there was an election ever.

590
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I do remember my grandma. The one thing

591
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 2: I do remember about politics as a kid is my

592
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: grandma loved Ross Perrot. Can I finish he loved him? Yeah,

593
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: she was so hyped on Ross, who's not good years.

594
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: So Friday or Saturday present sitch.

595
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, So we would uh in our household, it would

596
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 4: be presents with my dad's side of the family on

597
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 4: New York Christmas Eve. It was a absolute throwdown banger.

598
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 4: You hope you got BB guns. I had a bbgun

599
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 4: room in my house because we just had like a

600
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 4: a basement that one room wasn't finished. It wasn't like

601
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: a nice house. It wasn't like I mean, it was

602
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 4: a perfectly nice house, but it wasn't like a huge

603
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 4: home or anything. But there's just this this room that

604
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 4: my parents let me shoot biby guns in.

605
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: I remember you speaking of it.

606
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 4: So then we would go down there and shoot bb guns.

607
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fucking cool.

608
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 4: And it was the fucking best, dude, And so that

609
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 4: was awesome. And then the next morning we'd go to

610
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 4: my mom's family's house and that was way shittier.

611
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: Just you know, uh, they're just more low key.

612
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 4: It was way more low key. There was like there

613
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: was like two other cousins, uh, and everyone was perfectly

614
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 4: cool and nice. But like it wasn't ruckus there was.

615
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 4: It wasn't wild, it wasn't a party. It was just

616
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 4: like eating and opening some presents. And then my aunt

617
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 4: would always give me, you know, rip my aunt, she

618
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 4: was the best. But she would give me like wooden whistles.

619
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: Every years, the four sided one. Yeah, what's that one? Oh, dude? Classics?

620
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: Like what are we talking about? No, it's like a it's.

621
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 3: Like a long, square shaped whistle.

622
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: Square wood Yeah, like the like a train whistle, like

623
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: a it would make that noise, yeah kind of.

624
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 3: But there's four different notes, so you could blow like

625
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 3: one or and like rotator to get a different note.

626
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: That is right, classic classic, that's some gen X ship, bro,

627
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: that's Midwest.

628
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 4: I got this gift every year, so I was like

629
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: a little bummed every year because I'm like, I know

630
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 4: she's going to give me a wooden a wooden whistle,

631
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 4: and she's like, I don't remember did I get that

632
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 4: for you? And I'm like you did, but My mom

633
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: would always.

634
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: Be like, like, did she get a deal one year?

635
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: And then she just had him in the basement bottom

636
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: off of member Oriental Trading. That was a magazine where

637
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: you'd buy like bulk items of cheaply. Sure, I'm offended.

638
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: What did you say, Blake? I know you're talking about

639
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: It was a.

640
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 4: Catalog called orient Okay, I'm I'm triggered.

641
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: You just you go down? You got me? Yeah, fair enough.

642
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 2: It's a it's an outdated word. I feel I like

643
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: to get triggered on other people's behalf good.

644
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's why I get freaked out about the

645
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: gay thing. Yeah yeah, yeah for you like it just

646
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 3: makes me.

647
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: It makes me crazy to hear that for on behalf

648
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 2: of other people. Yeah, my trigger word hits really close

649
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: to home. But yeah, but yeah, so was it from

650
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: Was it from O Trading or was it.

651
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know where she got it?

652
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: Was it from the things you never knew existed? Have

653
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: we talked about that? Here? Great great catalog?

654
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,959
Speaker 3: It was like the like the catalog that had all

655
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 3: the gags and stuff like fake poop where you hide

656
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 3: your key, or like toilet paper that doesn't break off

657
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 3: like snapping gum.

658
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: It was the coolest item vomit. It was on par

659
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: with skymall magazines from airplanes, like just the coolest. Oh,

660
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 2: I would put it above. Yeah, things like really funny

661
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: T shirts, like big Johnson T shirts were on there.

662
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 2: I think something about like like multiple personalities were to

663
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: be like I don't have multiple personalities, neither do I

664
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: and like small lettering or whatever, you know, like really

665
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: funny shit.

666
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 3: Adam Dude, that hilarious Blake sold it for me.

667
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way he.

668
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 4: Lost his train of thought and back around to it.

669
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: It would have like little burp make like it's not

670
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine,

671
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: you know, for a sex machine. Yeah, I've got the

672
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: body of a god. The god is Buddha. Dude.

673
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: My dad would say that joke, would say that joke

674
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: so often.

675
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,479
Speaker 2: What the solar panel?

676
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 4: The solar panel of the lemon. He would say that

677
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 4: so often, and people would laugh every time he said it.

678
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, my dad's this is like

679
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 4: when I was a little kid, right, And so I'm like, oh,

680
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 4: my dad's My dad's a funny guy. He's a funny guy.

681
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 4: And then I saw a T shirt out and I'm like, oh,

682
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 4: my dad is so funny that people are wearing his

683
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: jokes on T shirts.

684
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: Devastating.

685
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 4: I remember telling my mom that and she was like, no, no,

686
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 4: that's just a joke. Your dad likes to tell him, Like,

687
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 4: what do you mean just a joke? And just like

688
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 4: it wasn't his. He didn't write that joke. That was

689
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 4: just like a joke that's out there.

690
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: The world around you crumbles, It crumbled, dude.

691
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: I was like, what do you mean, what do you

692
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 4: mean that wasn't daddy's joke?

693
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: Top it? You put that spoon Dad.

694
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, he's a liar, yeah, And he's like, not

695
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 4: a liar. He just told another person's joke. I was like,

696
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 4: oh no, he.

697
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: Just steals jokes like Carlos Mencia topical.

698
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, every top I forgot. She was deep into

699
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 3: Comedy Central.

700
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, same era. Yeah, she was so into it.

701
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: So immediate family. The next day not as wild, but

702
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 3: you're opening the presence.

703
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 4: Opening presents.

704
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 2: So we opened presents two nights, and those are the

705
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 2: good ones.

706
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 4: No, the first night was the good all of it

707
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 4: because we would get presents from all the aunts.

708
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: And uncles and they were good at it.

709
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 4: And then and they were good at it. It was so

710
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 4: it was like they would all talk to each other,

711
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 4: like if I got I got a boom box one year,

712
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 4: and then I got a Criss Cross tape, and then

713
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 4: I got Marky mark in the Funky Bomb, you know,

714
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 4: from my I would get like Aerosmith and Metalica, and

715
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: you know it was it was tight.

716
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: Really and so then maybe on on Christmas Day, you're

717
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 3: getting like things you need from your family type.

718
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: Gifts, pencils, socks.

719
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a pencil box and sweatpants, wooden whistle more whistles.

720
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, my aunt would give me.

721
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 3: They were like flashlights slash radios.

722
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 2: Every year.

723
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 3: It was like a new version of shit, a flashlight

724
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 3: radio situation, like a survival thing.

725
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 4: Is that why you grew up to love Apple products

726
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: so much? Or like this is like a flashlight radio. Huh,

727
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 4: this is a flashlight radio.

728
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: You could like hit an alarm on it.

729
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 3: I think she just knew at some point my dad

730
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 3: was just gonna lock the doors and I'd have to

731
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,479
Speaker 3: survive on my own.

732
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 2: Maybe young doom Prepper, I love it, dude, that's cool.

733
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: That makes it.

734
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just gets AM radio so that if, like

735
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 3: the war, the world is cracking, you just.

736
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: Gotta be ready. You never know, you never know. Some

737
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: Colorado I think they think that way out there the

738
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: world is ending. Well they're just a little bit more

739
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: like some shit could go down and you could be

740
00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: out in the.

741
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 4: Middle of nowhere and you gotta hide in the mountains.

742
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, As a rat rato lifestyle, I believe that. Yeah,

743
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: I actually do. If you guys do want to know

744
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: about my family's Christmas I do. I did, remember, no

745
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: you do.

746
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: We're good still, okay, movie like again, but we did

747
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 3: no Christmas Eve.

748
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: We actually would have a Santa Claus and a and

749
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: a and a elf come to our house.

750
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you had a gun room, you had a

751
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: fucking elf and money.

752
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: There would be this knock. We would hear jingle bells outside,

753
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 2: this knock on the door and this. It was the

754
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: same guy every year, this huge dude, he's seemed like

755
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,959
Speaker 2: he was seven feet tall, but he'd be like ho

756
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 2: ho ho, And he had a little like a little

757
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 2: man friend, this little round dude who would walk in

758
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 2: with him. It turned out it was like this guy

759
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 2: who worked with my aunt Arlene and she's a nurse

760
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: at the hospital. That's tight. Every year he would and

761
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: everybody would sit on his lap and tell you, tell

762
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: him what you wanted for Christmas and he would give

763
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 2: you a present and it was it was fucking cool.

764
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: Where is I gotta ask Garlene.

765
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 3: In prison because I'll tell you what I promised you. Well,

766
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I imagined he had no family

767
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 3: and he filled that void saying, hey, guys, you got kids,

768
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 3: I'll show up at the house. I'll bring gifts. They

769
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 3: consider they could rock.

770
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: They didn't you cry? Like he filled the void. What

771
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: a good guy. He was like a nurse. He was

772
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 2: a great guy.

773
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a great guy. Come sit, I'll they could

774
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 4: sit on my lap.

775
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going that angle. No, well I heard you.

776
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: I heard you. But Adam is in the other ear

777
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: saying like he's in prison. That's how we live in

778
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 2: your life. I'm on one side, he's on the other.

779
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: You're like my mom and my dad. Interesting, that's right,

780
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: that's right. No video games and they could sit on

781
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 2: my lap. That was a great tradition.

782
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 4: It was really Uh that is very nice for him,

783
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 4: as long as he wasn't drinking.

784
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: Off he wasn't don't know. No, he would like my

785
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 2: aunt would sit on his happen and be like off.

786
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: He would always know. He would always flirt with my hands.

787
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.

788
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 4: He would make it sexual with his That's cool, all right,

789
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: So he's my kind of guy, all right.

790
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 2: He'd be like, hey, uh, you know my sex pretty cool,

791
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: he would, dude. I remember, he'd always be like I

792
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 2: got a whole load in here. No, he really would.

793
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 2: He laid on thick and we all got a kick

794
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: out of it because we're like, oh, as soon as

795
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 2: Arlene saits on his lap, he's going to have a

796
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: He had a he had He had a lot of

797
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 2: inappropriate joke. I take it all back, dude. It's like

798
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 2: the he was a I'm not saying he wasn't cool.

799
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: I hang with him now, but I don't want to

800
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 2: bring my kids around him. He was pulling the kids.

801
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: But to all the moms like my mom, my aunt Laurie,

802
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 2: like when he sat on he would make like inappropriate jokes.

803
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 2: It was really funny, all right. So yeah, he's tight.

804
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 2: I'm on board with him now. I got a little

805
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 2: snow in my mustard. Oh there's a durs is off

806
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: and I'm now I'm back on.

807
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 4: I'm with this guy now.

808
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he was, Oh he was hell funny.

809
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 4: Did your parents did? Was there ever any like fisticuffs?

810
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 4: There was never a fight that broke out of my family,

811
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 4: but there was always usually some kind of drama between

812
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 4: my aunts and uncles or or something that would happen.

813
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 2: Never physically.

814
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 3: I do remember somebody yelling that the Japanese were going

815
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 3: to take.

816
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: Over fucking disaster my guy very young. I think it

817
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: was like.

818
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 3: I think I yet it was like business. They were

819
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: talking like business and doesn't matter, Japanese are going to

820
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 3: take it over. And you know what, in that era,

821
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: early eighties, Japan was on the move.

822
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 2: They were on the rise. They were crushing it.

823
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 4: They were on Fire PlayStation you know Sony.

824
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have been there. I've never been there.

825
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: Tony PlayStation is Sony Japanese? Yeah, I believe so.

826
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 4: I don't know.

827
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: I'm asking. I think, yes, I almost Jeopardy answers. Tell

828
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 2: my grandfather, please do not, do not, please go in

829
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: the Mitsubishi, I believe. Yeah, aoo, all the good stuff.

830
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 4: There was all kinds of crazy shit. When I was

831
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 4: a kid, it Also, I remember I might have told

832
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 4: this story on the podcast, probably but my probably, but

833
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 4: my cousin ratted me out. I showed him my box

834
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 4: of Sears catalog women.

835
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: Like Brazier cutout situation. Yeah, I'd cut out though the

836
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: women in bras and keep keep them in a in

837
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 2: a shoebox women, not an actual box of women, a

838
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: shoe box. And I was like, look at this, dude.

839
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 4: And then he ran down stairs and was like, oh

840
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 4: my god, everybody, look at Adam's Adams of creep.

841
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: I was eight.

842
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 4: This guy was eighteen years old.

843
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is a huge power

844
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 3: move by an older cousin.

845
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 2: He wasn't.

846
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 4: He wasn't like three years older where you're like, okay.

847
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 4: He was also a kid, and he thought it was funny.

848
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 4: He was an adult man. He was eighteen and I

849
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 4: was eight. Dude. I still to this day he's my

850
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 4: least favorite country. Wow, dude, he's my least favorite. Yeah. Yeah,

851
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 4: because because of the betrayal at that age.

852
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam's triggered.

853
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: Adam can't drive past the Sears. He has to go

854
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,479
Speaker 3: around the whole block.

855
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 2: Thank goodness, they're going out of business. That's why I

856
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: put them out of business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're they're

857
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: done for Yeah, sorry Sears.

858
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: Sorry serious.

859
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: Why did Sears ever have a catalog?

860
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: Oh?

861
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: Because they sell clothes as well at a series they

862
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: were Yeah, they sold clothes. Yeah, I always knew them. Man,

863
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 2: They're like selling appliances and ship tools.

864
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 3: Why did Sears have a catalog because that was the thing.

865
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: I thought they sold, like refrigerators and washing machines. They

866
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: sell it all.

867
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was the thing, dude, They sold it

868
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 4: all the hell that was.

869
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: But catalogs were the thing.

870
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: The Sears Christmas catalog, the fucking service merchandise.

871
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: Things you never knew exists, the aces. Oh yeah, mm,

872
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: bring back catalogs. I miss a good catalog, dude, flipping

873
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: through catalogs. You know, it was the shit.

874
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: I think I told you guys about this before. But

875
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 3: Neman Marcus, we didn't get this catalog. But the Neman

876
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 3: Marcus catalog was like and see the fancy catalog. And

877
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 3: in like nineteen eighty one or eighty two, they had

878
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 3: for sale his and hers Chinese shar pays for two

879
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

880
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: No, there's no way they sold dogs.

881
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 4: Well in nineteen eighty two. Dude, were you even a

882
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 4: lot you you were like one years old.

883
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 2: They sold dogs.

884
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 3: I didn't know about it until later, but it was

885
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 3: it like made the news because they were like these

886
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 3: weird looking dogs that had almost gone extinct.

887
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: They're only about twenty on the planet at one point.

888
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 3: And this this like thing that they were like these

889
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars wrinkly dogs kind of put them back

890
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: on the map and made them like brought them back

891
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 3: like dog trafficking.

892
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: They were selling actual live dog in a Neman Marcus catalog,

893
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like living breathing.

894
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: Because they offer like rare his and hers shit every year.

895
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: Well, I would hope they're living in breathing I kind of.

896
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 3: No.

897
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm thinking these are like ceramic or like,

898
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 2: but you're talking about like actual like pets. They're selling something,

899
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: because where the hell were they keeping these things cages?

900
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's not like obviously they had a

901
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 3: breeder set up and they just put it into the catalog.

902
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not in the store and just cages.

903
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 2: This is the eighties, dude, I don't know that everything

904
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: is obvious in the eighties.

905
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 3: That might have just been a warehouse No, they have

906
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: all sorts of guests that are like a full season

907
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 3: of does your husband like Yankees baseball?

908
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: Guess what?

909
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 3: He can go to every single game, all flights, all

910
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 3: hotels like lined up.

911
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't know they did all that shit. That's

912
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 4: kind of time.

913
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: I'm very unfamiliar with the with the Neman Marcus game.

914
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 3: What what? Nemon Market was a super duper high end

915
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: crazy almost just to like it was like a pr stunt,

916
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: Like it was like, how crazy can.

917
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: Our Christmas gift catalog be?

918
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 3: Right?

919
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 2: And so they just they just have these insane.

920
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: Gifts to make people go, holy shit, did you hear?

921
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: Did you hear? Right? So that doesn't exist anymore because

922
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: Nemon Marcus is a store.

923
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 4: Yeah they're still yeah, there's they still exist, but they

924
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: I think the catalog is gone. Catalogs are dead.

925
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, catalogs are over. But how cool is that? That's

926
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 2: that's cool.

927
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 4: I feel like the nicest store that we ever went

928
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 4: to was like Dillard's that was like the high end.

929
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that there was nicer than that.

930
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: M hm.

931
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 4: In Omaha, there wasn't. There wasn't uneven marketshady.

932
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: Back back to my point about Chicago and that kind

933
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: of stuff. Yeah, but what's Dillard? What is Dillard's compared.

934
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: To It's like a Norse strum. I got bought by

935
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 3: Norse trum.

936
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 2: I think it's not a great name. Dillard sounds like

937
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: it should be like a hardware store. Dillard's sounds like

938
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: hardware or they still like sandwiches offended in the Midwest.

939
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: It's Dellard's. There we go. Now I'm on board.

940
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 3: Dillard's is nice. Dillard sounds fancy. It just depends like

941
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: what you see in the fucking window and you go,

942
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 3: that's my association. Now is Dillard's. Look at that tuxedo?

943
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 3: Mommy and Daddy? Are we fancy?

944
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 2: So Dillard? Sorry, you said Dillard's is like a is

945
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 2: like a Macy's.

946
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 3: Right, It's a department store, like a higher end department store.

947
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: Okay, we did not have that Lord and Taylor. Do

948
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 2: you guys know about Lord and Taylor? See now that

949
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 2: sounds fancy? But you have you heard of that?

950
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: Or no?

951
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: No, I do not know what that is. I do not.

952
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: You don't know about Lord and Taylor. Dang, it seems

953
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 2: like Ladies Negliges is a department store.

954
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, which is mostly women's stuff.

955
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: But like Lord and Taylor was uh, the one we

956
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: had at.

957
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 4: Our mall, am you fancy bitch. It was just so fancy.

958
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 4: I love that.

959
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: What about do you guys remember the Franklin Mint? Do

960
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: you remember that Franklin mint? Anybody? I think you mean

961
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 2: Franco frank No, no, Franco. I believe Franklin Mint. I believe.

962
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 2: I think it's Frango. What the fuck are you talking about, dude?

963
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 4: I mean, well, you you keep saying the word, keep saying,

964
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 4: I believe. What are you trying to say?

965
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 3: I don't think it's Franklin, it's Franco Franklin. I think

966
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: it's Franklin Mint.

967
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: And they would sell like like cool like chessboards like okay,

968
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: that look like it would be like a like golden jade.

969
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 2: What are we both talking about?

970
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 4: Well?

971
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: I like that.

972
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 4: Isaac to help to help Blake in the chat, he

973
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 4: goes the have a website.

974
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: So they have a website.

975
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 3: From Isaac, I'm looking at Franco Franco ments.

976
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 4: No, look at Franklin Mint, man, please, Okay, So it's

977
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 4: the Franklin Mint, yes, and they sell okay, so this

978
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 4: is not a department store.

979
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 2: The Franklin Mint. Franklin Mint. No, Franklin Mint is just coins. No, no, dude,

980
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: it was a store. Yes, it was a store. Okay,

981
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: so it's a store unique gifts and collectible, a store

982
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: called Franklin Mint. And it was like collectibles.

983
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah but mostly but Blake,

984
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 4: but Blake, what you did was you just said the

985
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 4: Franklin Mint.

986
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: I think he said, you know, he said Franklin Mint,

987
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 2: the Franklin Mints, the mints.

988
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 4: I think I think you didn't say collectibles. You didn't

989
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 4: say it's a store, didn't say it's a store in

990
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 4: a mall.

991
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: Just be honest. There was no there was no think

992
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: that they were mints. And then you remember it was collectibles.

993
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: Just be honest with the la I said coins. Did

994
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 2: it go? And then you were like, I went back

995
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 2: to the on Days Mountains, my favorite mints, All Days Mints.

996
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: Of course, No Franklin Franklin Mint. It was a nice store.

997
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: You guys said nice stores. The nicest story you ever

998
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 2: went into, the nicest store I ever went into was

999
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: the Franklin Mint. Well, see, you got to put it

1000
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 2: in context.

1001
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 4: You have to say the nicest store I ever went

1002
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 4: into was the store called the Franklin Oh that helps me.

1003
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 4: You didn't do that, You just said Franklin Mint Mint,

1004
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 4: Franklin Mint, I think.

1005
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: I do believe.

1006
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,479
Speaker 4: I do believe Franklin Mint Mint, I thought.

1007
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: And so what does a Franklin Mint's store look like?

1008
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 2: Is it like one level? Is it many levels? Are there?

1009
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: Escalators? Are there glass elevators?

1010
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 2: No, it's just a it's a small store. It's like

1011
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 2: a little boutique shop. O. You know, it'd be like

1012
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: the same as going to Is this like a mini

1013
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 2: mall situation?

1014
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 4: Well?

1015
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 2: No, I only know big malls.

1016
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 4: So we were talking giant department stores, and you just

1017
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 4: then you brought up this very tiny store that sold.

1018
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: The only places I know where department stores are is

1019
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 2: attached to malls. Correct, isn't that the only place like Sears, Macy's,

1020
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: J C. Penny's.

1021
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 4: Yes, I would say most of the time.

1022
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, mostly we had a downtown. But well, I well,

1023
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: as you gravitated towards the middle, the most expensive store

1024
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 2: I knew of was Franklin Mint Mint.

1025
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 3: And what did you see like a spensive baseball cards

1026
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 3: or anything in there? Like?

1027
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 2: What was do you remember anything. I remember it was

1028
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: a Star Wars chessboard that I thought was pretty freaking sick. Like.

1029
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: It was like I had gold plating and I was like,

1030
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: oh damn, I want that shit. Hell about it looked

1031
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: really cool.

1032
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 4: Was there ever like a gift or anything that you

1033
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 4: guys really wanted that you just didn't get and you

1034
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 4: were like, I feel like.

1035
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 2: We've covered this for me, sir, I don't like it

1036
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: covered it. The dogs from Neiman.

1037
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 3: Market didn't get a dog, didn't get the name of

1038
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 3: mark Marks dogs. Uh.

1039
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: I think that was.

1040
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 3: My brothers bought their own Nintendo. My parents didn't give

1041
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 3: them one because they were like, no, we're not doing

1042
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 3: that end and then they like pulled their money and

1043
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 3: bought their own.

1044
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: That's hard, Okay, that's awesome, that's really sick. I had

1045
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: two parents competing for my love, so I got everything

1046
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: I wanted.

1047
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1048
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: I always knew that you were spoiled. When I met you.

1049
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy spoiled.

1050
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 4: He must come from a broken home.

1051
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 2: Daddy gets what Deddie went.

1052
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, my parents were pretty good about it that

1053
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 4: they really tried to get if everything they could. When

1054
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 4: it came to Christmas and they didn't have a lot

1055
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 4: of money, so it was stretched it so it was

1056
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 4: it would always be like what you actually wanted, and

1057
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 4: then the worst version of that thing is what is

1058
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 4: what you got?

1059
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know exactly where you're going. Yeah, Like I.

1060
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 4: Remember I wanted a Pioneer stereo for my room that

1061
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: had the detached speakers who can put them in different places,

1062
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 4: and then I got like kind of a shitty boom box. Sure,

1063
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 4: but I was like, okay, yeah it worked. It works.

1064
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: That's similar.

1065
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 4: And then and then you have to have a conversation like,

1066
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 4: well about Santa. You're like, well, why wouldn't Santa just

1067
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 4: give me the thing I wanted? And they're like, well,

1068
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 4: Santa's He's kind of like, there's levels to this.

1069
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 2: Right, is that what they said? There's levels to this?

1070
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 4: I remember my mom said that based on the grade

1071
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 4: of how good you were that year, and it looks

1072
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 4: like you weren't good at oh damn, which is funny,

1073
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 4: and I was never It made me feel like I

1074
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 4: was never good enough. I never got I never got

1075
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 4: the good stuff. And that's why I'm trigger.

1076
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 2: You weren't kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember

1077
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: trying to poison the kids. Yeah, I rocket through batteries

1078
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 2: of children. Yeah yeah, I got the series Naked Ladies yeah.

1079
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah, through the rocks at the cars, yeah yeah.

1080
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 2: I think we covered this too.

1081
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 3: I wanted my pet monster, right you guys like breaks

1082
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 3: the chains. And they gave me the football one instead

1083
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 3: of just like the og and I was like, all.

1084
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 2: Right, well, why don't you cry about it football one?

1085
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 2: Looking back Super Sick though Super Sick had a helmet.

1086
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 2: But I think my dad was like, come on, son,

1087
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 2: football stop, please stops. Women, come on, don't be gay.

1088
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I think I just uncovered something better,

1089
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 2: help better.

1090
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 4: Uh my parents. I really wanted a he man. I

1091
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 4: had the other I had different he men, but I

1092
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 4: didn't have he man.

1093
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why don't I have Prince Adam?

1094
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 3: And what do you mean when you say you had

1095
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: a different one, like you had the blue got the

1096
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 3: blue he man that was evil?

1097
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 2: Oh oh what was his name? He was a robot.

1098
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: It's a funny name too, the robot. So that's that's

1099
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: what it was.

1100
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 3: It was.

1101
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 4: They they for whatever reason, either couldn't find I'm assuming

1102
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 4: the robot he Man was on sale Faker. His name

1103
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 4: was the regular one was sold out maybe and they

1104
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, I'm sure it was sold out, and

1105
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 4: they they got me that one, and I was like,

1106
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 4: I was so disappointed. I was like, but I just

1107
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 4: wanted the actual one. Now I have the evil you got.

1108
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 4: My dad then had to be like.

1109
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: No, Evil's cooler, Evil's badass. You want to play with

1110
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: you seven? This he man listens to a C D

1111
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 2: C Oh yeah, yeah, this is a rock and roll.

1112
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 2: The other he man is come on, he's no good.

1113
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,240
Speaker 2: He hangs out with Shira Adam.

1114
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 3: What was the different Was there a difference between Christmas

1115
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 3: before the cement truck.

1116
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 2: And after uh yeah, dude, where they were like he's alive.

1117
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 3: We're gonna just like give you everything you want that

1118
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: first Christmas back or were they like no Christmas.

1119
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 2: Present, Really, it's so good.

1120
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 4: It was a lot of hospital bills paid, so funny. Yeah,

1121
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 4: the aunts and uncles and people in my life would

1122
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 4: give me great gifts, but it was so funny to see,

1123
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 4: and I was it was funny to me at this point,

1124
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: but so I wasn't as soon as you would give

1125
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 4: They would give me like new shoes and I'm like,

1126
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 4: my feet are swollen. I can't wear shoes. I can't.

1127
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 4: They're like get it, or they're like a new basketball

1128
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I can't dribble, i can't stand, I

1129
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 4: can't walk.

1130
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: Did you put.

1131
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: Does anybody put wreaths on their like wheelchair wheels?

1132
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 4: Sure?

1133
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 2: Sure, uh yeah, I'm sure that's happened. Yeah yeah, I don't.

1134
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 4: I don't remember ever really decorating my wheelchair.

1135
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh that would be fun, spoke When people decorate the

1136
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 2: wheelchair for Renaissance Fair, it's always awesome, Like they decorate

1137
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,919
Speaker 2: them like dragons. I really like that, so right, yeah,

1138
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 2: but but it's a wheelchair, so.

1139
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 4: I would have walls push me down this ramp and

1140
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 4: then hide and then act like my wheelchairs out of

1141
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:29,959
Speaker 4: control so I could just plow into things. I would

1142
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 4: just like smash into the garbage can and have shit

1143
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 4: go everywhere and be like I'm sorry, we lost control,

1144
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 4: and have Kyle like be chasing after.

1145
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: Me like oh he's out of control. That's really good

1146
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 2: the good old days. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1147
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, everyone had just watched the whole setup and everything,

1148
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: and they're like, yeah, look at those fucking.

1149
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 2: Kids, got this guy start for attention. This would before

1150
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 2: bad Grandpa. So this is pretty cutting edge up. Yeah

1151
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 2: it was before Jack.

1152
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's changed the game.

1153
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 2: So this is, uh, this is the Christmas episode here boys,

1154
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 2: So this is oh good thing. We talked about Christmas.

1155
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: How'd you know that a lot of Christmas tar That's cool?

1156
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 4: They said it in the chat.

1157
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 2: That's cool. Okay, so you read that hot hot, hot hot.

1158
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to hear a gross story? I do,

1159
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: absolutely please.

1160
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 3: I mean I just this happened and I was like, well,

1161
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 3: I'll save that for the pod. So I had like

1162
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 3: an infection in my fingernail and I had to like

1163
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 3: it's started getting like swollen and like pussy and I

1164
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: couldn't fucking sleep.

1165
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 2: It was crazy. Went to the doctor.

1166
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's called, but they gave me

1167
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: some antibiotics and they're like, it's just it'll go away,

1168
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 3: it'll run its course hopefully, the like puffiness like pops

1169
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: and then like you gotta like drain it.

1170
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 2: Okay, right, yeah, so I'm not liking anything puss involved.

1171
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 3: So like the other day, I like, take the bandit

1172
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 3: and I can see it's already starting to kind of

1173
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 3: like come out, and I go great, So then I

1174
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 3: like get it all out of there, empty it good

1175
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 3: to go. And then today it's mostly gone with there's

1176
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: like a little bubble left, and so I'm putting pressure

1177
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 3: on it and I'm like squeezing the tip and trying

1178
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: to like find where that hole was that it came

1179
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 3: out from yesterday.

1180
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 2: That's what she said.

1181
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 3: It's just not coming out and came out. I know,

1182
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 3: I fucking like really squirt it. I like shove it

1183
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 3: kind of hard and it shoots like a water gun

1184
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: out of the hole. I'm gonna come just into my

1185
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 3: hair like a full spread.

1186
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 2: Something about marrying yourself. Let's go.

1187
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just squirt it all over your hair.

1188
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 3: It was so gnarly, and I'm just sitting here by myself,

1189
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 3: like and I can see like one strand of.

1190
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 2: Hair just has like a bead on it.

1191
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 3: Oh, and I like carefully like get up and like

1192
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 3: walk inside and tell Emma what happened. She's like, you're gross.

1193
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a shower and I just had to

1194
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 3: hose it down. But the human body, Yeah, you know

1195
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 3: when you're like going through life and you think you're

1196
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 3: good to go and then something just gross happens on you.

1197
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Science Oh yeah, yeah, I'm just an animal time,

1198
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: just an animal.

1199
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean just a few months ago. Uh, I

1200
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 4: found that stitch in my foot that's been there for

1201
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 4: thirty years.

1202
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 2: What's happening? You know what I mean?

1203
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just crazy.

1204
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1205
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: Uh dude, did you guys get my my family photos?

1206
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 4: From my Christmas family photos?

1207
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: Do you do? You guys? Oh? I did? Very nice? Yeah,

1208
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: very very nice. Oh you guys look adorable.

1209
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 3: Very Why are you gripping your kid's ship like.

1210
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,879
Speaker 2: That by the chunk? Yeah? You're what do you hold

1211
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: bow by? His call?

1212
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 4: Okay? Offended?

1213
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: What I get? I look at the card, I go,

1214
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 2: why is he just gripping bow fully?

1215
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 4: Well, dude, that's how you're holding in the front like that,

1216
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 4: and you're just like this that way he can face foward.

1217
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: We've never done it. Not a fan. He's a baby.

1218
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 2: He like doesn't even have a dick. Dick is So

1219
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: that's not that's not That's not what I'm saying, and

1220
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. That's not what I'm saying. What do you

1221
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: what are you trying to say?

1222
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 3: No?

1223
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 2: No, holding your baby that way is it's very natural,

1224
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 2: very normal. But it was funny that or said that

1225
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 2: because I was also like, damn, I'm got from that.

1226
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: You're really well, he was wiggling. Well, you guys are

1227
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: buy yeah, and you guys are buying water and stuff.

1228
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: It seemed a little treacherous.

1229
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well it was fine, but he was He

1230
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 4: was just wiggling a little bit, and so I was

1231
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 4: trying to get him to settle down.

1232
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: We forgot bike. It is afraid of water.

1233
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 4: And by the way, the water was like fifteen yards

1234
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 4: behind us.

1235
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: It's the rocks were jagged, weren't they. The rocks were

1236
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: pretty jagged kind of. I'm trying to give me the

1237
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 2: benefit of the doubt, dude, But.

1238
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 4: If you look closely, Chloe, uh chose that photo, and

1239
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 4: I like the photo just fine, But I didn't really look.

1240
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: When she was like, hey what about this Photo'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1241
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 2: that's good. Whatever you choose. Get away.

1242
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 4: You see my baby toe, You see my little half

1243
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 4: toe playing his day.

1244
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: Really, I got a little stub.

1245
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 4: My little stub is just glistening down there in the sand.

1246
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 2: Dude. Now I'm gonna have to look. Can I tell

1247
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: you something. No one's gonna see it. They're gonna be

1248
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 2: looking at that grip now we are, Now we are.

1249
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go double check now, Okay, I remember it

1250
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 2: being very, very cute. Those all those holiday photos are

1251
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 2: very I.

1252
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 4: Didn't realize it was I didn't realize I was gripping,

1253
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 4: gripping him so hard, And I'd like to I'd like

1254
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 4: to send an apology to my son in the future,

1255
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 4: because you know, we're gonna keep this and he's gonna

1256
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 4: grow up and be like, dude, why were you gripping

1257
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 4: so hard?

1258
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't you know, I don't know.

1259
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 3: I'm also wondering if that's how you're holding him, how's

1260
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 3: it gonna get any bigger? If that's how you're holding

1261
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 3: him that tight?

1262
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it needs to breathe. It does need to breathe.

1263
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: Let that bitch breathe. Did you guys ever think like

1264
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 2: I remember when my dick wasn't growing at the rate

1265
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: I wanted it to. I'm like, huh, maybe it's because

1266
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: like my my underwear is too tight or something. Did

1267
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 2: you ever think that?

1268
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: Are you talking about like sixth grade when you're still

1269
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 3: in tidy whities and you haven't like transitioned to silk

1270
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: boxers yet.

1271
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like well maybe well yeah, sixth grade,

1272
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 2: maybe a little later, but still like it.

1273
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 4: Was like, yeah, for Blake it was eleventh eleventh grade.

1274
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: When did you start wearing boxers?

1275
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 4: I I don't recall. I don't recall. Probably probably sixth grade.

1276
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 4: I think mine was, uh, I think I think seventh

1277
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 4: grade for me.

1278
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing men in the locker room

1279
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 3: like boy men, yeah, and going I think I need

1280
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 3: some boxers.

1281
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it was.

1282
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 4: It was rough. It was a rough go when you

1283
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 4: go to high school and you see like when you

1284
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 4: have to like shower afterwards. Yeah, I feel like that stopped.

1285
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 2: We didn't have to do that.

1286
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: What did you have to shower after? Were you on

1287
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 3: like the wrestling team?

1288
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 2: No, we did it.

1289
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 4: It was after gym class. You could shower real quick

1290
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 4: if you got real funky.

1291
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: We weren't even allowed to, oh really the shower. There

1292
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 3: were showers, but like you didn't even turn on during

1293
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: the day for like the basketball team after school or

1294
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 3: some shit, and I.

1295
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: Don't even know if they showered. That's advanced.

1296
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, yeah, you were allowed to take a

1297
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 4: quick dip if you want it. I remember being like

1298
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 4: I want to because I was a little stanky. But

1299
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 4: then you peek in and you're like, I'm not going

1300
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 4: out there. There's all these like older kids in there

1301
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 4: and doing shit, and I'm like, I'm good. And by

1302
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 4: doing shit, I mean showering. They're not fucking each other.

1303
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 2: I know that. I know that's Blake.

1304
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 4: Blake got a little excited.

1305
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: I'm not gay gay, I'm not crazy, all right, crazy.

1306
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 4: Just being like I remember being like, Wow, the amount

1307
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 4: of pubes they have if I take my if I

1308
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 4: take my underwear off right now, it wasn't even dick size.

1309
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 4: It wasn't even dick sizing. It was the amount of

1310
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 4: pubes that they have. Yeah, I have like three squirrely hairs.

1311
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 4: They have a full mound.

1312
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 2: You're like, what, bro, you guys don't wax. You guys

1313
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: don't wax, Bro pussy, That's pretty funny.

1314
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 3: I do wonder like in this day and age where

1315
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 3: I imagine everybody's like even like super young, you're like

1316
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 3: grooming your ship because weird.

1317
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so do you. You do ever have a

1318
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 2: moment where you're like, I'm going full. I mean for women,

1319
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 2: it's because I think that public nudity is we reeled

1320
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: it back a lot like we reeled it back, like.

1321
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 4: Oh, there's no show. I feel like, are our generation

1322
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 4: then not the last that there was ever like a

1323
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 4: public shower happening?

1324
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, oh yeah right, like which is a damn shame.

1325
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 2: I remember going to the gym with my dad and

1326
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 2: then he's like, okay, we're hitting the showers and then

1327
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I'm a round grown naked men

1328
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: taking showers and I'm like I'm and he's like, dude,

1329
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: what this is normal? And I was like, there's nothing

1330
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: normal about this, right, there's nothing normal about this.

1331
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 4: Brother.

1332
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, when you're young and you're like dick height,

1333
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 3: it's it's it's fucked.

1334
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: It's not it's not it's not hitting it.

1335
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 4: Well, that's that was the scary part, Like of going

1336
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 4: to I remember going to like a sporting event and

1337
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 4: those talked about this, but those troughs. Yeah, and you're

1338
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 4: standing directly next to and directly across from just a

1339
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 4: man's throbbing hard cop.

1340
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 2: Also, also, I've been noticing this a lot at public

1341
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 2: parks in Los Angeles. There are the shitters don't have doors.

1342
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: Have you been to a park where the shitters don't

1343
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: have doors? They can't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We didn't have

1344
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: doors on our shitters in high school. That's fucking crazy, dude,

1345
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 2: we didn't. There was in our high school. There was

1346
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 2: the ship. There was three shitters because that's what we're

1347
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 2: calling them now, not toilets. It's really cool.

1348
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 4: It's cool that were right next to each other and

1349
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 4: there were no doors or walls.

1350
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: There was just toilet toilet. Crazy.

1351
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 3: I remember my freshman year on the swim team and

1352
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 3: we went to some school and they just had a

1353
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 3: toilet on the wall and shout out, well, I mean whatever.

1354
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 2: This dude, Alex who was on the swim team my

1355
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 2: freshman year, had.

1356
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 3: To take a ship and we're all changing and he's

1357
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 3: just right there and he's got like a handover his eyes,

1358
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 3: like a little kid who thinks they can't be seen.

1359
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: Right. We're just like, dude, yeah, obviously, just do ship you.

1360
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 4: I mean, I got I got a lot of props

1361
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 4: in high school for doing just that. I was freshman year,

1362
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 4: I had to take a ship and I just was like,

1363
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go take a ship. And I took a

1364
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 4: ship there and there was all these like juniors and

1365
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,959
Speaker 4: seniors in the locker room dude, and they were like, oh, ship,

1366
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 4: the freshman ship in here. And I'm like and then

1367
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 4: I'm just committing. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

1368
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 2: You're a legend ship man.

1369
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 4: They're like yeah, they were like, oh ship, he's a

1370
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 4: wild man. And then they're like, high five in me

1371
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 4: in the whole lockerman, right, why are you high five

1372
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 4: of me?

1373
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 2: Ship?

1374
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 4: Do you get diarrhea too?

1375
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 2: That's cool?

1376
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 3: Man.

1377
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 4: You got you have to lean so it can't it

1378
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 4: can't work for you.

1379
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 2: You just have to commit. You gotta lean in. Yeah,

1380
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 2: I'm never leaving this toilet.

1381
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 4: You can't cover your eyes. You have to just be like,

1382
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 4: call me the ship man.

1383
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 2: I heard about a dude who went to summer camp

1384
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,959
Speaker 2: and the toilets would face each other, so you would

1385
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: ship looking at each other. That's fine. They've like made

1386
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 2: a game of it where you're like, yeah, this is

1387
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 2: what we do. We're shitting, we're wiping our ass.

1388
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 4: Well, you know what you do. Then then you get

1389
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 4: some like pebbles or some rocks or like maybe you're

1390
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 4: raising it, and then you.

1391
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 2: Try to you try like a premeditated thing.

1392
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you you and a buddy, you're shitting

1393
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 4: across from each other, and then you try to like

1394
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 4: underhand like beer pong toss or beer dice toss the

1395
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 4: rock in between the person's legs, and however the moon

1396
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 4: you know, whoever gets the most wins wins the ship off.

1397
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 2: That's cool, man.

1398
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 3: My kid came out of the bathroom in public the

1399
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 3: other day and he goes, yeah, the toilet in there

1400
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 3: was weird, do not go in there. And then he goes, actually,

1401
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 3: the sink was weird too, and I go, are you

1402
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 3: sure you use the right one in the right way?

1403
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 3: Like did you pee in the sink and wash your hands.

1404
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 2: In the toilet? Whoopsies. We had a good laugh, guys,

1405
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 2: Hot Hot, Hot Hot.

1406
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 3: Any take backs, Dad tug any take back your parenting stories?

1407
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 4: I take backs, apologies, epics.

1408
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: I would love to take back any trigger words I

1409
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 2: use today for my guys. I know that you know

1410
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 2: there's things that we're all sensitive too. I'd love it

1411
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 2: if you guys were sensitive to the stuff that triggers me.

1412
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 4: But just know that I what is that you're broken home?

1413
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 2: I wish you want to use that word, because it's

1414
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 2: not broken, it's just differently together. Okay, yeah, okay, okay,

1415
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 2: stop with the broken. It's not broken, amputated, it's not

1416
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 2: it's not amputated, fractured home. No, that's not. No, it's

1417
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 2: just differently it's.

1418
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 4: It's just weird.

1419
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 2: It's just weird. Let's get weird. Brother, I'll take that.

1420
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 2: I come from a weird home.

1421
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 4: Okay, so that is that is your I was just

1422
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 4: confused as to what your trigger word was.

1423
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 2: It's differently unnormal. I'm glad it's not divorced. I'm fine.

1424
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 2: I was fine. It's broken. You should just own it.

1425
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe just own it and don't be a bit

1426
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 4: about it.

1427
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 2: So when you see other people from a broken home,

1428
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, what's up my broken up? Broken? We

1429
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 2: can say it broken.

1430
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 4: We could say it. They can't say it.

1431
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 2: We could say it you guys. Yeah, that'd be a

1432
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 2: smart thing for you. That's a cool club. I think

1433
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 2: that's uh, not broken, it's not broken. Yeah, And there's

1434
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,959
Speaker 2: a lot of people from broken homes. So I feel

1435
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 2: do you have a take back? Motherfucker? Good? Okay, I

1436
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 2: stay staring on everything I said. No broke, broke you guys, Okay,

1437
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 2: stand on business.

1438
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 4: I would like to wish everyone you know a merry

1439
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 4: Christmas and a happy New Year.

1440
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 2: Saying it again, Merry Christmas.

1441
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 3: Also stop Adams Adam's holiday car, Merry Christmas.

1442
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 2: Period. End of sentiments. Oh wow, I didn't even cloth that. Yeah,

1443
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,919
Speaker 2: and I sent it to a lot of Jewish friends

1444
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 2: as well.

1445
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 4: Purpose I'm just saying for for me it is Americ.

1446
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 2: Ris, Well, you need to write that for me, it's

1447
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 2: a Christmas. I wish me a merry Christmas.

1448
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 4: And also, by the way, if you're Jewish, send me

1449
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 4: a happy Honikah. I don't care, that's fine, yeah, send. Yeah,

1450
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 4: I'm not offended.

1451
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 2: I would love that. Yeah, that's right.

1452
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 3: That.

1453
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 2: What's to be offended about? Well, nothing, nothing except for

1454
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 2: most things. For Blake, I'm not offended. I'm just just

1455
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 2: please tread lightly, Okay, yeah, sensitive, it's another long, long,

1456
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 2: long episode port mad Christmas. Okay, this is my favorite

1457
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 2: Christmas song of all time.

1458
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 4: I'm sorry about the broken.

1459
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 2: Home stuff, Blake. It's fine. I love you, dude. I'm

1460
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 2: sorry about thank you. That's all we can afford. That

1461
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 2: was it. We probably can't even afford that