Speaker 1: Start up, Start Up. Brooklyn buys start up, Brooklyn buys
Speaker 1: dat Up. They're making noise, Dat up Up. Episode two
Speaker 1: six of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hey, what's going on? Hey?
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? I'm excited to you. Ready to go?
Speaker 1: You're ready to rock, fired up, ready to go, You're
Speaker 1: ready to rock the cosh. No, definitely not not rocking
Speaker 1: the cock. Sorry, I hate to disappoint you, damn it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Brodie. I'm just trying to rev you up,
Speaker 1: you know, get going. You got me REVVD up on Friday.
Speaker 1: I did get you rebbed up. You came to my
Speaker 1: birthday party. I did. First time ever. I've been first
Speaker 1: of all, first time efter i've been invited, but also
Speaker 1: for this time, I've been available on February three because
Speaker 1: that's my wife's birthday. The slices made me feel guilty
Speaker 1: but not inviting you, So I invited you. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Inviting me was the way the way Scary
Speaker 1: invited me. I don't know if it was on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was off the off the podcast, he says, Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I invited everyone from the morning show, and these people
Speaker 1: they canceled. They can't make it. Some of them said yes,
Speaker 1: and they said no, nobody's kine. Don't rob Hey Broady
Speaker 1: want to go. It was not exactly like that, And
Speaker 1: it was like that, yes, it was, come on, you
Speaker 1: told me about this. I'm not gonna mention. Names were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this one confirmed and changed their mind. This one's not sure.
Speaker 1: You're part of the original. You're part of the original list.
Speaker 1: You were there, you were there, I'm telling you anyway,
Speaker 1: I bought tickets to for everybody to a blesque show,
Speaker 1: paid for his own birthday party. Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: I was like, free party. I'm going. I'm a big boy.
Speaker 1: I can do that. I didn't drink anything. I just
Speaker 1: want you to know I was a cheap date. It's
Speaker 1: all good. Your boys ran up a huge tab, yes
Speaker 1: they did. Here was tab yeah, and not drinking tab
Speaker 1: And I wasn't really drinking. I like one drink because
Speaker 1: you know I was. I'm on that detox tip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Brooklyn Jason was there and uh, sex on the way.
Speaker 1: Dave and jet Ski Brian, Yes, the guy with the
Speaker 1: eternal tan. So jet Ski Briant like lives on the water.
Speaker 1: He has a jet ski business. He's he's he's eternally
Speaker 1: brown like and but he's a white Jewish guy. Yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 1: Now the jet skis they wave runners because there's a difference,
Speaker 1: and everybody calls wave runners jet skis. They're wave runners, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I think, but they're they're the ones you sit
Speaker 1: down on that. Yeah, jet skis are the ones that
Speaker 1: have the handles. You can when you say jet skid
Speaker 1: goes to the yes, but jet ski would disagree with
Speaker 1: you since that's a brand. Well it's also style. But anyway,
Speaker 1: people call him jet skis. I get it, but I
Speaker 1: just didn't know. I I prefer wave runners, which are
Speaker 1: the ones everybody commonly rides. Yeah, exactly, the jet to
Speaker 1: be imagine you know how hard it is to actually
Speaker 1: jet ski by you standing up on a fucking what
Speaker 1: like a surfboard or skis done it? No wave runner,
Speaker 1: but if they hold on, they'll hold on to the handle.
Speaker 1: But you're being pulled by a boat. No no, no no,
Speaker 1: no no no. But I think, what is that when
Speaker 1: you're being pulled behind a boat, When a boat a
Speaker 1: boat is pulling you and you you're holding on like
Speaker 1: that's jet skiing. I don't know what you're on a
Speaker 1: jet ski. You're on a wave runner with handles that
Speaker 1: stand up. That's only difference. I've never seen that like wakeboarding. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I that's what I think you think jet ski.
Speaker 1: That's jet skiing. A jet ski is like a wave
Speaker 1: runner would handles that stand up, but stand up. You
Speaker 1: can stand up if you want, but you can stand
Speaker 1: up by a wave runner. So it's a jet ski. Handles.
Speaker 1: Don't go with you. I got it all right. I
Speaker 1: gotta see this apparatus because I don't think I know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. But okay, I'm sure this expert
Speaker 1: is listening right now. They're going that's not exactly right.
Speaker 1: I know anyway. So so yeah, so jet ski. Bryan
Speaker 1: was there, also producer Sam and her husband William. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend Robin was there. Who else? Yeah, she was definitely there.
Speaker 1: What was supposed No, everyone was just Jason's wife, who
Speaker 1: sounds like Danielle Delilo. Yep. She's like, I'm from benson Hurst,
Speaker 1: which I love. I'm not making fun. I love her
Speaker 1: accent you were born with. Yeah, you grew up with
Speaker 1: one of Bensonhurst. That's that's who I grew up around.
Speaker 1: Um here, the main difference between a jet ski and
Speaker 1: a wave runner is the driving position. A jet ski
Speaker 1: offers a more adventurous position than a wave runner. That's because,
Speaker 1: unlike the wave runner, you will most likely be standing
Speaker 1: up while piloting a jet ski. See, I was right,
Speaker 1: that's technic. I have done both. I don't own either.
Speaker 1: U So yeah, So, So we had a bunch of
Speaker 1: people there. It was good. And then I want to
Speaker 1: paint the picture first of all of of what was
Speaker 1: your take? What was your take on it? And and
Speaker 1: and for for those I'm just gonna listen. We didn't
Speaker 1: get it for free, and we paid full price, but
Speaker 1: I I support price, Yes, I did. I support Local
Speaker 1: to a place called the It's called the Slipper Room,
Speaker 1: the Slipper Room, which is a burlesque show, which sounds
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be all nude. No, no no, no. There
Speaker 1: was six performers, um and it's a very small stage
Speaker 1: and we were sitting. So I want to talk about
Speaker 1: the seating arrangement. First. Scary got there early and got
Speaker 1: in the back of this room. And the room is
Speaker 1: like the size of your living room. It's not a
Speaker 1: very big room, maybe a little bigger. So we're in
Speaker 1: the back, and there's a little balcony upstairs, and so
Speaker 1: we're maybe like, what would you say, scary about sixty
Speaker 1: from the stage fifty maybe maybe less. There's some seats
Speaker 1: up front, and it's mostly standing room only, mostly standing
Speaker 1: room in the front. And so we have this like, um,
Speaker 1: this little stage in the back that's a little bit raised,
Speaker 1: and there's a like bar bar tables like ground high
Speaker 1: top tables, and a bunch of high top chairs, and
Speaker 1: then in the front of this little stage is a
Speaker 1: ledge that you can sit by and put your drinks
Speaker 1: on the ledge, and the whole thing has like a
Speaker 1: fence around it. So we were like like cattle. We
Speaker 1: were in this od of holds about twenty people, and
Speaker 1: we our all little corralled. We had a great waitress.
Speaker 1: We had like a husky voice. Like by the way,
Speaker 1: they call it the playpen. Okay, were in the playpen.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to sit up front on the ledge.
Speaker 1: Jason was off to the left side, so I sat
Speaker 1: in the second row of tables and in front of
Speaker 1: me was two chairs that you could lean on the
Speaker 1: ledge and was almost taken right to the right's all
Speaker 1: your boys. They were all standing against the wall jet Sky, Bryant,
Speaker 1: Sex on the Way, Dave all the Tan guy. The
Speaker 1: two guys in the back wouldn't talk very much. And
Speaker 1: then behind me, behind me to my left was Sam
Speaker 1: and William. They will find in the corner left corner
Speaker 1: and directly behind me in the middle because I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle. Now, why are you? Why are you sitting
Speaker 1: up the position here? I'm trying to understand. I realized.
Speaker 1: I realized, now I'm scary is behind me one spot
Speaker 1: and then over to the right shoulder, this scary directly
Speaker 1: behind me is his girlfriend Robin's I feel bad, right,
Speaker 1: so I turned her on. Go Robin, am I blocking you?
Speaker 1: Let me know. I'll move over a little to the
Speaker 1: leftl the right. Robin said, no, you're fine, You're fine
Speaker 1: up blocking me? No problem. So now I've established politeness,
Speaker 1: would you agree? Yes? The show starts and the MC
Speaker 1: comes out, and the first thing the person behind me
Speaker 1: does is go right in front of me and block
Speaker 1: my view completely and never turn around and say, Brodie,
Speaker 1: am I blocking you? Can you see? And she as
Speaker 1: much as taller than me, a little bit as far
Speaker 1: as like when she's sitting. So your girlfriend blocked me.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see and didn't even like ask like, are
Speaker 1: you on my blocking you? Because I had just asked
Speaker 1: her at ten minutes earlier, blocking you. So I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know what, It's okay. It doesn't realize I'm not mad.
Speaker 1: I love Robin. I'm gonna go sit in the other
Speaker 1: seat on the ledge. So I go sit on the
Speaker 1: other seat, needs to Robin, which is good. I've got
Speaker 1: a great view until Goliath comes in. What six ft
Speaker 1: eight man who I thought it was part of the show.
Speaker 1: He stands. He's a bald guy. Now I've got pictures.
Speaker 1: All of my pictures of the show are him with
Speaker 1: the performer behind him. I'll have it up on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: At some point today I had to lean to the right,
Speaker 1: lean to the left. I had to lean on Robin
Speaker 1: at some point to see the show. If you're six eight,
Speaker 1: there's got to be a real scary If you're six eight,
Speaker 1: you don't stand in the move to the side. But
Speaker 1: he was so far in front of us he still
Speaker 1: blocked your view. And we were on were raised We're
Speaker 1: on a raised platform, I know, but I was sitting
Speaker 1: in a high top chair, which maybe left me at
Speaker 1: my normal standing height, which is like five ten, and
Speaker 1: he was six eight. So even with the fact we
Speaker 1: were on one step up, maybe now I'm six too,
Speaker 1: he's six eight blocking the whole show. If you slices,
Speaker 1: if you're six eight, don't stand in the middle. I
Speaker 1: know you should. So there's a black cloud over David
Speaker 1: Brodie's life. And here how this is another night just
Speaker 1: and by the way, the coldest night of the year.
Speaker 1: It was six degrees that night, six degrees of separation,
Speaker 1: six degrees of Kevin Bacon, six degrees of temperature. That
Speaker 1: being said, the show was terrific. It was um okay.
Speaker 1: So there was a an m C who wore a
Speaker 1: wig to make himself look like an old man. So
Speaker 1: all his stick was like old bush belt comedy puns.
Speaker 1: But he was funny, he was good. He was badly.
Speaker 1: He was good at being bad. He was hackey mccackster,
Speaker 1: but good. Yeah. It was campy and kitchy, but he
Speaker 1: did it. It was purposefully done that way, Yes, now
Speaker 1: he did. He did. Okay, I will fault him on
Speaker 1: one thing. Well, I don't fault him, but I was
Speaker 1: worried for him. He started to tell a couple of
Speaker 1: political jokes and the setups were very polarizing. They were
Speaker 1: against one particular half of the country, and so when
Speaker 1: he started it, people were like mumbling. Then he got
Speaker 1: to the punchline, everybody laughed except those two girls in
Speaker 1: the front left, who clear they were a fan of
Speaker 1: the person. He was making fun of the funny and
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, man, it's a comedy show. They
Speaker 1: were they were They took it personally either way. Either way,
Speaker 1: he did well. He came back and he started doing
Speaker 1: nine eleven jokes. I'm like, where's this guy? But he pushed,
Speaker 1: He really pushed, like, oh jokes after nine that said
Speaker 1: the whole four Let me just give you just a
Speaker 1: quick let me zoom out a little bit. It was
Speaker 1: it was an overview. The overview is this. It was
Speaker 1: a comic with Kurt, a big red curtain opening and
Speaker 1: closing to five minute acts, and when the when the
Speaker 1: curtain opened, you didn't know what the funk was coming out,
Speaker 1: so you know, it ended up being a burlesque act
Speaker 1: where women would strip and then they would pull it
Speaker 1: clothes off, rip them off real quickly, and then then
Speaker 1: there's tits and tassels and that that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And one woman did tassels and tits. Because the first girl,
Speaker 1: she would strip down to a bikini and tassels, which
Speaker 1: is what burlesque typically is, ticking woman. The second woman
Speaker 1: was stripped down, she was boobie, the nips were there
Speaker 1: and she was yeah, and then the thing. There was
Speaker 1: also um, a magician who was the worst magician I
Speaker 1: ever saw, but he was fantastic. He he did things like, um,
Speaker 1: he had a like a camping lamp. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You had to you had to pull up, like the
Speaker 1: pull the topics. He would put it under his napkin
Speaker 1: and then pull the thing up, making the light go on,
Speaker 1: then uncovered like it was magic. Right. He he had
Speaker 1: a collapsible cup. He put it under the napkin. He
Speaker 1: he shook it up. He could see him lifting. He
Speaker 1: didn't have tricks. He actually showed the it was really
Speaker 1: he was a comedian as a magician, and the magician
Speaker 1: in disguise. He basically did joke a limited scarves out
Speaker 1: of your sleeve. Yeah. He did it with tissues out
Speaker 1: of a tissue box. Yeah, but it was done purposefully
Speaker 1: that way, like look look at me, these aren't really tricks,
Speaker 1: you idiots, right. Anyway, there was a there were rope
Speaker 1: flyers like people at the kind there was some acrobatics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun, it was, but it reminded me of
Speaker 1: like a Coney Island side show where these these shows
Speaker 1: you've ever been, if you've ever seen if the scene,
Speaker 1: look at the picture of the old timey people step
Speaker 1: right up and this to see the world's you know,
Speaker 1: see the world's smallest woman. You know, you know those
Speaker 1: little things like psych gags like that, you know, not
Speaker 1: a great magician. Just anyway, overall, what did you think? Well?
Speaker 1: I loved it. But here's the thing. So the first guy,
Speaker 1: the first was it was the acrobat guys and the magician,
Speaker 1: and you know, so your friends were filming the acts, right,
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's cool. Um and the
Speaker 1: burlesque woman they filmed. I'm like, all right, that's cool,
Speaker 1: tassels whatever. But they kept filming when the boobies were flying,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, like, you couldn't do that in
Speaker 1: a strip club that bound way, No, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 1: My friends were filming the nudity. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do with that? I have an idea. I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like what are you doing sex on
Speaker 1: the way, Dave? Was he the one filming? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's how'd you know you nailed it?
Speaker 1: You saw him filming? Well, so I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: would just had his phone out the most, So I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it was him, But you know, yeah, I I
Speaker 1: cringe a little bit about filming nudity like that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's right. And I wonder how the
Speaker 1: performers feel, because they feel like they're out there now
Speaker 1: at that point, they're exposed. Well, I feel like that
Speaker 1: we were so far in the back they didn't even notice.
Speaker 1: But nobody else was filming, like nobody up close. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like a concert. Uh, your friends, a couple of
Speaker 1: them were the only ones filming, And I felt like
Speaker 1: then naked, like you know, okay, good time, good, appreciate it. Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah again two weeks in a row. We we got
Speaker 1: together like twice in a week or so. That way.
Speaker 1: Now it's it's insane. I'm already sicky, but you are disappearing,
Speaker 1: my friend. You are you are first court of scary.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for you. Oh yeah, I'm just a
Speaker 1: lot of weight. You look good. Today's day thirty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm down thirty pounds and I'm gonna go an extra
Speaker 1: week just just because because I want to. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's it's good. It's the detox is working.
Speaker 1: Not gonna name the place, sorry, but anyway good. It's
Speaker 1: the usual place though, you know, the one I go
Speaker 1: to every year. Uh. That said, um, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of things I wanted to get into and uh yep,
Speaker 1: oh wait, like, tell you what happened to Friday's What
Speaker 1: everyone looks forward to Friday's I know, but not that
Speaker 1: I did too until something happened. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear this one boys podcast. What do you do for
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? That's an interesting question. We we have tentative
Speaker 1: plans for because my daughter, my youngest daughter, has something
Speaker 1: big to do at school on the fifte in the morning,
Speaker 1: and my wife doesn't want to go out on the
Speaker 1: four teen because she's got to help her with it
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth. Um, it's a long story. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna go out in the fifteen. Well, we have yet
Speaker 1: to pick a restaurant. But I have my I have
Speaker 1: my UM, I have my gift for my wife already.
Speaker 1: I gave her a gift for her birthday that she loved.
Speaker 1: I did well. I'm very excited because when I buy
Speaker 1: jewelry for my wife sometimes i'm you know, she's like,
Speaker 1: oh that was the question. You know. I bought her watches.
Speaker 1: She didn't like when I buy jewelry for her, like,
Speaker 1: I go all out. I'm usually pretty good. This time,
Speaker 1: I knew she'd love it, but I still was like,
Speaker 1: I hope she loves it. Well, she loved it, so
Speaker 1: I did well. I always go out jewelry shopping, and
Speaker 1: I always feel that they're just taking you over the
Speaker 1: calls because I end up going to a big box store,
Speaker 1: you know, in a mall. And then and then they
Speaker 1: have the special lighting in these stores that did the
Speaker 1: little little lights that go directly onto the jewelry that
Speaker 1: make them extra sparkly, extra shiny. And then when you
Speaker 1: take it out of the store and you're looking at
Speaker 1: it under regular light, it's like you feel like you
Speaker 1: got scammed because it doesn't sparkle that way. It's like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, this isn't what I bought. And then
Speaker 1: you pay so much for so little, you know, listen,
Speaker 1: I bought my shared jewelry. But that's why you have
Speaker 1: to buy the lighting to wi exactly and haven't follow
Speaker 1: you wherever you go. I gotta say, I just I'm
Speaker 1: this is terrible to say, I'm over jewelry shopping, but
Speaker 1: but I continue to buy it. Well, I just feel
Speaker 1: like she gets more out of clothing and experiences and
Speaker 1: fun things and jewelry. It's like, okay, another I mean,
Speaker 1: I understand it's sentimental, but how many pieces of jewelry
Speaker 1: can you own like that jewelry? Just and I know
Speaker 1: there's special occasions for certain things, and oh this is
Speaker 1: an occasion piece, but I'd rather buy her something that
Speaker 1: she could wear every day and bring out and not
Speaker 1: having the fear of her life, you know, on the
Speaker 1: subway with it. So so it's it's which tends to
Speaker 1: be a little bit more affordable stuff rather than fucking
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars, ten thousand dollars for fucking some of
Speaker 1: these gold What are you talking about? What are you
Speaker 1: do you ever try and buy a gold You've been
Speaker 1: trying to buy a gold next the necklace or something
Speaker 1: that had diamonds in it. That ship's like if five
Speaker 1: thousand it starts five thousand dollars. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: go to that end of the store. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what story your raising. The regular one and Macy's.
Speaker 1: By the way, some of you know some of these
Speaker 1: you know that go ahead. You know I'm saying I
Speaker 1: go to I go to the stores with the big name.
Speaker 1: I'm not even give them any publicity here, and they're not.
Speaker 1: That's not sponsors. But I people know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You've actually been to these stores, You've seen them, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I paying so much for so little?
Speaker 1: I wanted like an emerald. Emerald was her birth is
Speaker 1: her birth stone, right, so I wanted an emerald ear
Speaker 1: rings these fucking tiny little dots of an earring a
Speaker 1: speck and not even the size of a dot, like
Speaker 1: tiny like her fucking two thousand dollars. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: for what? I could barely see the green And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: emeralds are very emerald is one of those precious gemstones. Emeralds,
Speaker 1: rubies and sapphires are more than all the rest. Sapphires.
Speaker 1: Sapphires are really expensive, so you gotta go for topaz,
Speaker 1: so for blue topaz, like or London blue topaz, which
Speaker 1: is a darker topez and it leans onto the family.
Speaker 1: I got unlucky because I'm dating the girl that land
Speaker 1: that was born in the expensive month, the emerald month,
Speaker 1: because because amethyst is also one and is also a
Speaker 1: berth stone, and it's not nearly as expensive apparently if
Speaker 1: you look at Yeah, so if you were born during
Speaker 1: the the the toba, I'm sorry, the sapphire, ruby and
Speaker 1: emerald month, you're basically paying through the nose every time
Speaker 1: you want to celebrate your own birth stone, just saying
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I don't know. Oh, take a look,
Speaker 1: precious pious. I think it's a green is a quart
Speaker 1: emerald quartz? What is it? Amethyst? Amethyst? Yeah, not to
Speaker 1: take a look at the how much amethist is perfecting?
Speaker 1: Uh ounce or Graham not nearly is expensive always you'll
Speaker 1: just take my word for it. You gotta Barn's gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something that's gonna blow your mind. I was
Speaker 1: doing a lot of research to buy my wife jewelry
Speaker 1: because um, and it is jewelry, by the way, not jewelry.
Speaker 1: Look how it's spelled. Yeah, but we're from Brooklyn, dude, jewelry.
Speaker 1: I don't say jewelry anymore. I got I do my
Speaker 1: best to say jewelry, jewel, jewel you it's either jewelry
Speaker 1: or jewelry. But even though it's like a jeweler, it's
Speaker 1: not jeweler usually sold by a jewel Yeah. Well thet
Speaker 1: they owned all a lot of the diamond. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: diamond isstrict in New York. Okay. So I was doing
Speaker 1: research on every website of major jewelers I could think
Speaker 1: of to get an idea because I knew what color
Speaker 1: I wanted, I knew what I was shopping for, and
Speaker 1: and I start seeing the same unique rings on multiple websites,
Speaker 1: and I found out, did you okay? First of all,
Speaker 1: do you know that you know Gap, Old Navy and
Speaker 1: UM Republic or all the same company? Yes? Right? And
Speaker 1: B Republic's the high end, gaps the middle and Old
Speaker 1: Navy is the lower end of the company. Did you know?
Speaker 1: Get ready to get your mind's blown. Sales K and
Speaker 1: Jared all the same company. Shut up every kiss pickI
Speaker 1: gains with K it can only it can only could
Speaker 1: And sales same company, no way, same thing. One is
Speaker 1: a little more pricey than the other one. Is a
Speaker 1: little more price. But sometimes you can look at the
Speaker 1: same ring, but it might have like a higher count,
Speaker 1: same company. Okay, so which is the low end? I
Speaker 1: don't remember? Hold on probably Sales. I don't remember which
Speaker 1: is which Kiss speakings with Ka, Kay Sales Jared. Which
Speaker 1: is the most expensive? So you could maybe find the
Speaker 1: same gem stones in each of the three exactly found
Speaker 1: the same rings and they're priced differently depending on the
Speaker 1: story you're in. Sy Which is the most expensive? I can't? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I don't like the jewelry world. It's not
Speaker 1: my thing. It's the jewelry. Uh. Okay, here we go
Speaker 1: Sales versus K versus Jared m Wow, they're recognized brands.
Speaker 1: The bottom line is that although you can expect your
Speaker 1: man this personalized service, you'll find a better value of selection.
Speaker 1: Uh and other store. Okay, let's compare the three sales
Speaker 1: was founded by came. I just can't believe you. There's
Speaker 1: a lot here to read. K. Yes, that's okay, we
Speaker 1: don't we don't have to find the answers. Do we know?
Speaker 1: It was taught so on when you first google it
Speaker 1: shows you the price differences. Okay, well, either way, it's people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go look up the differences on your own.
Speaker 1: You didn't come here. I'm fascinated by that. That's a
Speaker 1: mind blown moment right there. Yeah, But so don't go
Speaker 1: to one and be like, I'm gonna go see what
Speaker 1: the price is the other one. So a scamboni for
Speaker 1: um for Valentine's Day, a scamboni. People think that that.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if we covered this on this podcast,
Speaker 1: but heart shaped pizza is a scam and that r
Speaker 1: H pizza is a scam because you may be paying
Speaker 1: the price of a pie for the price of a pie,
Speaker 1: but you're getting less pie. You're getting less pizza. Right,
Speaker 1: goes dippy, that goes dipping in and you lose the sides. Well,
Speaker 1: what does a heart shape look like? Think a dip
Speaker 1: at the top and then you lose the sides of
Speaker 1: the bottom of the heart. Yes, yes, you're you're paying
Speaker 1: probably more for the same size pizza. Just saying I
Speaker 1: think it depends on the place. Place takes a full
Speaker 1: sized pizza and MUSHes it. You can't, okay, but okay,
Speaker 1: you can't picture a full sized pizza and now turning
Speaker 1: that pizza in to the side, the shape of a
Speaker 1: heart you have you have to remove some pie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't just sit in the box? You do you think?
Speaker 1: Do you think they're getting a discount. If anything, you're
Speaker 1: paying a premium. They're like, oh, look, part shape pizza.
Speaker 1: It took. It's it's a bit to cut. You can't
Speaker 1: you can't serve it evenly. So that's a cute idea.
Speaker 1: We did it once. It took took extra love and
Speaker 1: care to make this pizza. So you're paying even more
Speaker 1: money than a regular pie. I gotta be honest. The
Speaker 1: pizza may have looked like a heart when I went
Speaker 1: in the oven, but it looked like uh, two year
Speaker 1: old drawing the one you got, the one that you Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta hold. I got a blob. I had to
Speaker 1: dip at the top, but it was mostly like fat
Speaker 1: bottomed heart. It was you know, I got a rock
Speaker 1: and people will post pictures. I got a pizza. How
Speaker 1: do you feel adorable when you get ripped? I feel
Speaker 1: first of all, um, do you know this is like
Speaker 1: the second year this is happening with the NFL and
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl landing in the second week of February,
Speaker 1: and this it's gonna be like this forever more. Why
Speaker 1: because they well, they added another week to the the
Speaker 1: NFL season. It's like seventeen weeks, moved it from January
Speaker 1: to February, and then they moved it again with yes,
Speaker 1: but seventeen to eighteen weeks for those who don't know.
Speaker 1: So as a result, the super Bowl will never fall
Speaker 1: on my birthday again or that week. But it can
Speaker 1: fall on Valentine's Day. Not not this year and not
Speaker 1: next year. Uh, and not in the coming years, because
Speaker 1: it actually go it's gonna be. I looked at the calendars.
Speaker 1: It's actually goes down by a day each year. But
Speaker 1: at some point it's gonna reset itself and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be on February fourteen. I'm pretty sure. How's that gonna
Speaker 1: go over? Yeah, well, you better make arrangements for like
Speaker 1: ten o'clock dinner or how many people? Right, how many
Speaker 1: people are gonna break up on Valentine's Day or the day?
Speaker 1: Think about this, what the day that the super Bowl
Speaker 1: falls on the day before when it's gonna fall in
Speaker 1: and then and then Valentine's Day is the next day
Speaker 1: and people are hung over as ship and they don't
Speaker 1: want to they want to go from the Saturda, Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to go on the satur You know it's
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, but imagine it falling on the day
Speaker 1: of the Super bowls. Problem, It's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1: It's gonna break up a lot of relationships because some
Speaker 1: people will just choose, and you know, some people be like, fucking,
Speaker 1: I'm watching the super Bowl, and then it's gonna cause
Speaker 1: a lot of fights. See. But there are people who
Speaker 1: are gonna say, if you choose the super Bowl over
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, the relationship wasn't solid to begin with you
Speaker 1: and other people would say if you choose Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: over the super Bowl, relationship, yeah, you know, one's one
Speaker 1: sort of a fabricated holiday and one is a national pastime.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying which I prefer. But you know, you
Speaker 1: could love your wife on the thirteenth, the sixteenth, that
Speaker 1: you could love you every day, you or your husband,
Speaker 1: or your boyfriend and girl friend whatever. You can't watch
Speaker 1: the super Bowl live any other day. You can't watch
Speaker 1: it on on DVR tape or whatever. You can't So
Speaker 1: speaking of the super Bowl, my friend, that is a
Speaker 1: perfect segue. And then we gotta take a break let's
Speaker 1: take a break. I didn't remember this Sunday the twelve.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you guys listen to the podcast fast enough to
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Speaker 1: See all everything you need is right there, and I'll
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Speaker 1: but I think I I think I did an instant store.
Speaker 1: I'll do another way way I'm excited. If tune in,
Speaker 1: that'd be great, thank you in advance. If not, I
Speaker 1: think eventually it'll be on YouTube you can see what
Speaker 1: we did. But it'll be fun. We'll be wearing referee shirts. Good.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I may have to sneak that at
Speaker 1: the party. Then I'm gonna be at Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you mentioned it on the air, that's fine. You
Speaker 1: know you don't have to. But go to my Instagram. Yeah, easy,
Speaker 1: y yeah, yeah, yeah and scary. Yeah. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to my friend's house on Super Bowl Sunday and have
Speaker 1: a big TV sit in the basement in the in
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn basement. My buddy ja Yeah, he's gotta. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be doing the sandwiches thing, you know, and pizza
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And I gotta say, I can't eat,
Speaker 1: so am I gonna look stupid sitting there? You when
Speaker 1: you're stupid? Oh? I forgot b y oh man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring my own. When is your last day before
Speaker 1: I go on vacation on the following Friday? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got some time. That's right. We're good, We're good, We're good. Well,
Speaker 1: you must have cut down on bread. I assume as
Speaker 1: part of your cut down, like I happened, had a
Speaker 1: piece of breads and New Year's Eve, Well, you should
Speaker 1: have gone to the restaurant we went to on Saturday.
Speaker 1: My wife and I went to a place that you've
Speaker 1: heard of. I know Danielle and her husband from the
Speaker 1: Morning Show go there a lot. Uh. We had. The
Speaker 1: meal was fantastic place called Cafe Panache, Ramsey, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Wanting to go there, I know it's one of the
Speaker 1: few places I went to finally that Secary hasn't gone
Speaker 1: to anyway. The food is exceptional, the pete is some
Speaker 1: of the greatest pete i''ve had, and it's bring your own.
Speaker 1: So we brought our own bottle of wine, which is great,
Speaker 1: so my wife could drink and I drove. But um,
Speaker 1: there was one problem. What was that? Well, the waiter
Speaker 1: the so the way they work is there's like four
Speaker 1: people that take care of you. There's the waiter, the
Speaker 1: assistant waiter, and then like the bread the bread girl,
Speaker 1: and the water guy and the water We were sitting
Speaker 1: at a table and I would say from my view,
Speaker 1: six ft in front of me was another table where
Speaker 1: all the pitchers of water were like it was the
Speaker 1: water picture station right there, and then um to the
Speaker 1: to my right was the opening to go into the
Speaker 1: next dining room. So big archway. Right around the wall
Speaker 1: from the archway, like if I if I peeked around
Speaker 1: the wall was where the big baskets of bread water
Speaker 1: that the girl would walk around with tongs and and
Speaker 1: serve your bread like you need extra put on your bread.
Speaker 1: Pleasure Okay. So the water guy never came. M so
Speaker 1: I had no water, and uh, I don't. I wasn't
Speaker 1: drinking the wine. It was red wine. I don't drink
Speaker 1: red wine. My wife was drinking I had done to drink.
Speaker 1: That was fine, So I said it the waiter can
Speaker 1: get on my water, sure, no problem. Gives me the water.
Speaker 1: It's right there on the table. I had a way,
Speaker 1: and so he was, you have the guy come over
Speaker 1: right now. The water guy didn't didn't come. Brad asked
Speaker 1: him again, Hey, can I, if you know, mind, can
Speaker 1: I get a little water? Okay, gets me the water.
Speaker 1: So I'm eating the bread. It's so good, scary. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like um, a French bread. I
Speaker 1: was just terrific. And they only give you like a
Speaker 1: four inch piece. So I was like, this is really good.
Speaker 1: I can get some more bread. So I said, the
Speaker 1: way this is, Can I get you anything? I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I would love another piece of bread
Speaker 1: if I could, because I had a lot of meat
Speaker 1: for dinner. I'm eating bread. Fantastic. So he says absolutely.
Speaker 1: So he says, I'll go. I'll go get the girl
Speaker 1: to get you the bread. So the girl comes with
Speaker 1: the basket of bread like um Dorothy and the Wizard
Speaker 1: of Oz. She's skipping down the yellow brick road. I
Speaker 1: asked for the bread, okay, in the In the room
Speaker 1: we're in, it's a rectangular room, there's maybe eight tables
Speaker 1: and one table full of pitchers of water. She walks
Speaker 1: past my wife and me and goes to the table
Speaker 1: by the window, gives them bread. They weren't asking for it.
Speaker 1: The next table, the next table, goes around the corner,
Speaker 1: comes back, walks past us, goes to the table on
Speaker 1: the other side, next to the water table. I thought
Speaker 1: she was going to get bread to the water table
Speaker 1: at that point, and went and put the basket back
Speaker 1: around the wall and walked I. So, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the funk, I'm the one who asked for the bread.
Speaker 1: So the waiter. The waiter comes back and he is,
Speaker 1: how is everything I saw? The food is fantastic. I
Speaker 1: got my water. Thank you know. I have to stop you.
Speaker 1: I have to stop you right here for a second
Speaker 1: because normally, normally this is the part of the conversation
Speaker 1: where I would say, you get what you pay for.
Speaker 1: You go all these fucking places where a bunch of
Speaker 1: knit wit kids are waiting on you, and then whatever
Speaker 1: it is d restaurant, you get me right. So but
Speaker 1: in this case, I know the restaurant you went to,
Speaker 1: Cafe Pinaza and its top thirty restaurants in all the
Speaker 1: New Jersey. It's tom me tell you something. The food
Speaker 1: is fantastic. And it's like, this was fantastic. It's a
Speaker 1: white table cloth restaurant. Well, I mean they might have
Speaker 1: white table cloth, but you you get at the point
Speaker 1: of table cloth, the beautiful floor to ceiling windows. So
Speaker 1: you're telling this to me, and this this these shenanigans
Speaker 1: go on at a at a restaurant of this stature.
Speaker 1: But here's where it gets worse. So the way that
Speaker 1: says how is everything? Oh, the food is fantastic? Do
Speaker 1: you need anything? I said, sir, really like bread. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw her. She gets she you want
Speaker 1: another piece? I said, no, no, no, I didn't eat
Speaker 1: another piece. I said, I don't know what happened, but
Speaker 1: look around and you could see all the tables had
Speaker 1: bread plates full of bread. I said, everyone got bread
Speaker 1: but me. I don't know why she goes. I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: So he goes around the wall and he gets the
Speaker 1: basket and he hands me the bread. I'm like, thank you, sir,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. No more than forty five seconds later,
Speaker 1: scary the girl walks into our dining room through the archway,
Speaker 1: looks around like she's looking around. But you know, damn well,
Speaker 1: she was looking for me and looks at our table
Speaker 1: with stink face like because she probably didn't really look.
Speaker 1: I know she didn't deliberately forget us. She probably was like,
Speaker 1: oh I gave them there the first table, because we
Speaker 1: were right by the entrance, right. She probably just skipped us.
Speaker 1: But she looked around, like which table did I not give?
Speaker 1: She she got her ass hand into her in the
Speaker 1: kitchen because they don't tolerate that ship. There's there's like
Speaker 1: training the guy bread and she was she must have
Speaker 1: been like it did give him bread. When you go
Speaker 1: to a rest when you let me behind, pull the
Speaker 1: curtains back, when when you when you go to a
Speaker 1: restaurant of that statue, when you work for a restaurant
Speaker 1: of that stat stature, the training process is so intense
Speaker 1: that it matters how you placed the silverware and which
Speaker 1: which way you serve and pick up the dishes from
Speaker 1: table left of the right. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But this is like, that's a major major oversight. That's hug.
Speaker 1: I was just I feel bad though she's probably looking
Speaker 1: at you cursing. You said, I gonna spitting this guy's soup. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I think, because it's a fine restaurant.
Speaker 1: She really was nice. From what I can see everybody else,
Speaker 1: I think she was just like, oh my gosh, who
Speaker 1: did I forget? I would have liked her to come
Speaker 1: over and apologize, but that's not really an apology thing.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't mad. I was just like, remember that
Speaker 1: bread kind of butter. It's too hard. I can't spread it,
Speaker 1: breaking the breade, tearing it apart. I need, but no,
Speaker 1: no complaints. I couldn't have been in a better mood.
Speaker 1: I told you. I gave my wife jewelry. She loved it.
Speaker 1: We're out for although, oh, scary, I made a mistake
Speaker 1: and error. Alright, slices, and I need you to rate
Speaker 1: this on a scale of one to ten. So my
Speaker 1: birthday's January. My wife is four days apart, right, February three,
Speaker 1: like you, scary. So we go to dinner. It's February four, right,
Speaker 1: because Friday was the third I was with you. Saturday,
Speaker 1: more convenient night to celebrate, right, we wanted. She wanted
Speaker 1: to go out on Saturday. She's tired on Fridays. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, the girls will be home. All three
Speaker 1: of my girls, my girl, one of my daughters from college.
Speaker 1: By the daughter came in from Brooklyn. She was she
Speaker 1: spent the night with with all three girls. So she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm too tired to go out. We'll go out on Saturday,
Speaker 1: go out with scary. I was like, great, okay. So
Speaker 1: we get to the host stand and I had I
Speaker 1: called it when I made the reservation. I said, it's
Speaker 1: my wife's birthday, so if you do anything, be great,
Speaker 1: if you could do something. So the hostess says when
Speaker 1: we come in, she's just to have your name, I said,
Speaker 1: Brody party two oh. And she looks at me and
Speaker 1: she goes, happy birthday. And I said, well, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's not my birthday today, but it was four days ago,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. That's okay, it's within the week. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, that's not the point. So my wife
Speaker 1: looks at me, goes, oh, whoa, this is my birthday dinner.
Speaker 1: You had your birthday dinner last week. Don't steal my
Speaker 1: birthday thunder, you know, joking around. So I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just did I did it. I
Speaker 1: stole her birthday because the woman wished me happy birthdays,
Speaker 1: Like my birthday was four days ago, five days ago,
Speaker 1: but thank you. I should have just said, nope, the
Speaker 1: notation is about my wife. It's her birthday. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's not be We're fine. Yeah, no, your
Speaker 1: wife that yeah she should. She was tonguing chic about heait,
Speaker 1: let me have my birthday because I got my birthday?
Speaker 1: Two days are we? How old are here? I get it?
Speaker 1: I get I made up for it by given her
Speaker 1: jewelry from not Kay's Kay sailor or can only be
Speaker 1: Jarring stores. By the way, all find stores just saying good, well,
Speaker 1: congratulations and happy birthday. But but you said you you
Speaker 1: you expect that when I go to other places. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know you have to lower the bar. You
Speaker 1: have to lower your expectations, you know. But and I've
Speaker 1: called you out on that in the past. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you get paid for you know, because when we come
Speaker 1: back at some point in this episode, I will tell
Speaker 1: you what happened to me at e g I Fridays. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you about something that happened on
Speaker 1: The Big Show that I think to someone else, but
Speaker 1: I think you may agree with her, and I think
Speaker 1: she's a little nuts. It's The Boys Podcast. So, by
Speaker 1: the way, happy anniversary to me speaking of the Big Show.
Speaker 1: Today is six the six month anniversary. Yeah, you lost
Speaker 1: me for a second. I'm a deer in headlights right now.
Speaker 1: What Okay? Today the ninth is the six month anniversary
Speaker 1: of the day after I left the first day of
Speaker 1: sleeping late. I've been enjoying six months sleeping late. Good
Speaker 1: for you, congratulations, very excited. Happy six month anniversary. Yes, alright,
Speaker 1: that's where you're going with that. Um No, you know,
Speaker 1: I really feel like we should speak to our our
Speaker 1: producer Ali um Webb girl Ali who who does all
Speaker 1: the all things social media for us on The Big Show.
Speaker 1: She she caught her boyfriend cheating and she broke up
Speaker 1: with him. Oh no, she liked him, she did and
Speaker 1: really liked him for a long time. She dated a
Speaker 1: lot of losers that said it's over now. And she
Speaker 1: started making an itemized bill of things that he owes
Speaker 1: to her. And she sent him Venmo requests for stuff
Speaker 1: like Uber's and expenses and things and and and he
Speaker 1: actually paid this stuff. He actually answered it and paid
Speaker 1: her the money. Now, is this because he cheated? That
Speaker 1: he's he feels like not on I mean, look they're
Speaker 1: no longer so um, I don't know. But he cheated,
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. Now, Now there were certain things on
Speaker 1: that list that qualify as like they had a trip
Speaker 1: plan together that wasn't happening. And there were some things
Speaker 1: that he owed her for whatever. Whatever it is his
Speaker 1: share of whatever, that's not. That's different. But if you
Speaker 1: start nitpicking and itemizing and starting starting, do you think
Speaker 1: it's right to charge some charge back somebody after the
Speaker 1: relationship has expired, regardless of what happened in the relationship.
Speaker 1: It's a shitty thing. You know, he for what he did.
Speaker 1: It was, I denounce it, I decree I whatever you
Speaker 1: call it whatever, But what it comes to the actual
Speaker 1: it being over. It's just a break and it's done
Speaker 1: unless it's something again aside from those necessary expenses, Should
Speaker 1: you really go back in and making these petty little
Speaker 1: chargebacks to and say you owe me this, you me that,
Speaker 1: you me this? David Brodie, Yeah, I had to think
Speaker 1: about it for a second. Here, here's what I would say.
Speaker 1: If if it was the recent stuff, like let's say
Speaker 1: for the past couple of weeks, she's been ubering out
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn every day to see him, I might be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you pricked, you cheated on me three
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I would want back all the uber money
Speaker 1: since he cheated. That's what I would want back. Or
Speaker 1: like if she bought him a ring in the last
Speaker 1: couple of weeks or something like jewelry in the last
Speaker 1: couple of weeks and he cheated, and I would want
Speaker 1: my jewelry back. Hold on, hold on, I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: my uber money back or anything back. If they they've
Speaker 1: been get dating for like what three years, two years
Speaker 1: something like that, it's been a while. Apparently the uber
Speaker 1: ride was attached to a trip or something like that. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's I don't know the details. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying for me, there were certain things I would say, like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was gonna say, take this beyond Ali
Speaker 1: in that situation. Is that something that that's really where
Speaker 1: I was hoping to go with this? Is that something
Speaker 1: that you would expect where you know, I would be
Speaker 1: shocked if I got like a Venmo request. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure people our listeners have gotten those before, gotten
Speaker 1: Venmo request turns. We had interns on the morning show,
Speaker 1: and I think Ali also, but I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: definitely interns who had like a bad date, yeah, and
Speaker 1: and wanted the money back for it. Oh no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: not that they didn't want it back. Something I think, Alec,
Speaker 1: I think this happened. I'm gonna charge you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: charge you for this. They went on a date, right,
Speaker 1: and the guys bought dinner and like a movie or
Speaker 1: a show or something. And the day it sucked, he
Speaker 1: was like, I want the money back. He wanted the
Speaker 1: car fair because and this is my whole point, and
Speaker 1: that and that is what happens, you still have both
Speaker 1: experienced whatever that said thing is. The time was in
Speaker 1: the present at that moment that was so so that's
Speaker 1: that's it, that that exists in that time frame. You
Speaker 1: You can't go backwards and just start saying, let me
Speaker 1: think about A B and C and let me send
Speaker 1: him a VENMO request and let's let's let me get
Speaker 1: paid on that ship. Because I think that's uh, that
Speaker 1: that's I think at that point he dodged the bullet.
Speaker 1: If you think about it, I I think at that
Speaker 1: point that's a red flag. Thank god I got out
Speaker 1: of that, because if that's otherwise, I'm in for a
Speaker 1: world or hurt going forward. It speaks, It speaks volumes
Speaker 1: as your character. That the kind of person he cheated
Speaker 1: on hard, what does that say about his of course?
Speaker 1: But no, I'm not saying that's right, that's wrong. But
Speaker 1: you have got to compartmentalize. You don't know this. It's
Speaker 1: not a tip for a tad. It's not like this
Speaker 1: is from some other tad. Wow, that was dangerously close
Speaker 1: to a really really filthy joke. All you were missing
Speaker 1: was a w But but all I could say is
Speaker 1: that I think that what's left, what's what's in the past,
Speaker 1: stays in the past. Be a bigger person, move on,
Speaker 1: Fuck it? What do you have to go chasing down money?
Speaker 1: Like you know what if because you don't loot, think
Speaker 1: you're equating, you're equating cheating for like, Okay, I'm hurt now,
Speaker 1: I'm in a bad place. This is my free dessert
Speaker 1: for you cheating. That's what it comes off as. I'm fine,
Speaker 1: of course you are. You're sorry. Well, you know why?
Speaker 1: Why should he get away with it? He shouldn't. But
Speaker 1: he shouldn't get away way with it. But it's just
Speaker 1: one doesn't he should, then don't, then don't make it.
Speaker 1: Then don't make it about so you know what, I
Speaker 1: want something for your cheating on me, you prick. Listen
Speaker 1: for him, it's worth five bucks or whatever to get
Speaker 1: rid of her collateral. Not that Alley deserves to be
Speaker 1: gotten rid of I'm saying collateral. He's moved on. He's
Speaker 1: moved on. So the penalty for hurting her is he
Speaker 1: gonna give her something. I'm fine with that. And again,
Speaker 1: I we're not not specifically talking about alley situation at
Speaker 1: this point, where this point we've moved on we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I guess it depends on any situation. But if you
Speaker 1: if you're dating for a couple of weeks, no, you
Speaker 1: don't get anything nothing. Okay, what about? What about? What
Speaker 1: about a gift close to a birthday and then you
Speaker 1: break up? Nah, you gave the birthday A Valentine's gift
Speaker 1: is different. I think, oh, give her like a heart.
Speaker 1: You give her a heart for Valentine's Day and then
Speaker 1: she cheats on you on the seventeen. I want the
Speaker 1: heart back. I think that's fair. I think it's fair.
Speaker 1: The heart's got to buy you a couple of months
Speaker 1: and not cheating on me. Jeweler's I went to zails
Speaker 1: jar thing by the way, all of which, Uh, you guys,
Speaker 1: could you could sponsor the The The Brooklyn Voice podcast if
Speaker 1: you'd like. If you're listening, we've given you enough jewelry too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know what I have heard
Speaker 1: in the industry, this is like another another behind the
Speaker 1: scenes thing is that, um, you know a lot of
Speaker 1: people that work as program directors and music directors. Uh.
Speaker 1: And unnamed person uh told me this. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get around it, but so yes, So when you're in
Speaker 1: the music. When you're in the programming seat, and when
Speaker 1: you're in the music directors seat. You at a radio station,
Speaker 1: you decide, you help get you decide what what is added,
Speaker 1: what music has played, how many times, you know, whatever
Speaker 1: the rotations are. It's all and it's a lot of
Speaker 1: it is done. The research. Well, you become chummy chummy
Speaker 1: with the record label people, you know, all the people
Speaker 1: that that bring in the recording artists and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So I'll end who was in the industry and no
Speaker 1: longer is and was a person was not in this market,
Speaker 1: by the way, was a program director music director left
Speaker 1: the industry altogether? And uh found out that uh that
Speaker 1: they the friends they thought they had in the music
Speaker 1: industry wasn't the music they're friends anymore. Oh, once they
Speaker 1: didn't have the once they didn't have the yes, once
Speaker 1: they didn't have the cloud. It's crazy, right, I would
Speaker 1: imagine me not being in radio at the moment that
Speaker 1: you know, it's harder to call in favors. You know,
Speaker 1: it's all harder to call. But I can't just ask
Speaker 1: people for concert tickets anymore, or you know, some of
Speaker 1: the people who got me tickets are like, hey, if
Speaker 1: you haven't anything. I'll look at you. Some people are
Speaker 1: there there what you would call him mench right, you're
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, they do the right thing. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and they're they're friends for life. But the it's it's
Speaker 1: fascinating how quickly the industry will turn their back on you.
Speaker 1: And this is not just this is not just uh
Speaker 1: in our industry. And that was just one example. Um,
Speaker 1: it's any industry. On Once you can no longer help people,
Speaker 1: you're out Listen everybody. I I I knew people. I
Speaker 1: didn't ever use them for this, but I I knew
Speaker 1: people I worked with when I was in restaurants and
Speaker 1: retail that had um that they would buy clothing with
Speaker 1: their employee discount for all their friends, right, And so
Speaker 1: people were like, oh, I'm gonna just say Mike because
Speaker 1: you know, oh Mike and my buddy, Hey, can you
Speaker 1: pick me up some genes? Can you pick me up whatever?
Speaker 1: And then the minute Mike didn't work, then they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: good by Mike. Buck you. So I guess you were
Speaker 1: never real friends to begin with. And this happens in
Speaker 1: every industry to a lot of different places. But once
Speaker 1: you all of a sudden are the guy or the
Speaker 1: woman anymore. Where you wherever you are, you're you know,
Speaker 1: you'll see your friends are. It's it's uh, get that. Listen.
Speaker 1: I've I've paid full price for things at places that
Speaker 1: used to give me uh you know, the old oh
Speaker 1: you're on the radio hook up. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: life adjustment. It's fine, I get it right, But I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm there for my friends, regardless of if
Speaker 1: they can hook me up or not or yeah, but listen,
Speaker 1: you and I have celebrity friends. I wouldn't say that
Speaker 1: like buddies, but you and I are friendly with some celebrities.
Speaker 1: We were there when they were nothing, some of them,
Speaker 1: some of them, some of them whatever, the kids right,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, I'm so sure they would like be
Speaker 1: hooking you up at the at their their places of
Speaker 1: business or whatever. If you aren't in radio anymore. They
Speaker 1: have to want to. They have to like you know,
Speaker 1: because I mean, look, we still have social media. We
Speaker 1: can still publicize what we're doing, but there's still there's
Speaker 1: you lose, you lose a little shine, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: and whatever you do. Look when you're my father was
Speaker 1: a police officer for thirty something years. You know, when
Speaker 1: he would go into bagel stores Chinese restaurants on his route,
Speaker 1: they would all want to offer him free stuff because
Speaker 1: they want him to come in a lot. Now he
Speaker 1: didn't he didn't take it, but they were all like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want free bagels. He once he retired, he would
Speaker 1: go in there like hey, man, exactly, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They didn't care if he came back not
Speaker 1: they didn't like him, but they wanted a police officer
Speaker 1: presence to like, if you go in for bagels every day,
Speaker 1: they're getting free security for a couple of minutes sort of.
Speaker 1: So you know, every industry, if you have a good
Speaker 1: a good spot, whether you work at a bank, you
Speaker 1: work an investment firm, you work at a concert arena,
Speaker 1: you work in sports, someone will love you for what
Speaker 1: you do and then all of a sudden you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that's proof that the relationship or friendship was
Speaker 1: founded on just that and then there was no substance
Speaker 1: to it. Sucks. You know, that sucks. You know That's
Speaker 1: what I don't know. I just feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm real and genuine to everyone that I choose
Speaker 1: right now, if right now, right now, you look, if
Speaker 1: you look at your phone, scary, you have a list
Speaker 1: of people on your phone that are famous or well known. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: we both do. We have phone numbers of celebrities and people. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know right now you you could probably name two
Speaker 1: or three that will never talk to you again if
Speaker 1: you weren't working at the radio station. Oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, it's Scary Jones from you know nothing,
Speaker 1: from life from life Scary Jones from Jersey City. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: so there you go. All right, good hard lessons learned.
Speaker 1: But I know who your friends are. I guess right,
Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, you know, if they fuck you, they
Speaker 1: should pay you money for uber unless you enjoy sucking them.
Speaker 1: And then they don't pay you anything unless they fux
Speaker 1: somebody else, will they pay you them? Alright? I'm in
Speaker 1: a weird, weird, weird, weird mood you are. And we
Speaker 1: have some sound clips i'd like to play. Do you
Speaker 1: have those? The way you have you seen Tommy you
Speaker 1: lease Dick, Tommy Lee? I saw Tommy leaves Dick twenty
Speaker 1: years ago when the sex stape, when Pam Anderson came out.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, because you see he's been blowing up
Speaker 1: on Twitter. He posted Morello himself. No, he's post he's
Speaker 1: a Tommy Lee's been trending, trending on Twitter because he's
Speaker 1: just showing his junk again on social media. Yeah, it's impressive,
Speaker 1: it's impressive. Yeah, well I don't need to go see it.
Speaker 1: And I don't say people like but here's my favorite
Speaker 1: people like our friend Gandhi. That's not that impressive. How
Speaker 1: does that make me feel? Yeah? Yeah, that's nothing. It's
Speaker 1: just the average. It best. I'm like, really, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: Was she joking? No? She was serious, and so is Danielle.
Speaker 1: I feel like we should I like to talk about
Speaker 1: how bigger husband's penis is. I feel like we should
Speaker 1: call Danielle right now, about to talk to Danielle about
Speaker 1: penis size, all right or Gandhi. I'm just saying either
Speaker 1: one that you want to make the guys in the
Speaker 1: room feel small. I think that I say that's pretty impressive,
Speaker 1: because it is, and then they're like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's impressive or not. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to I'm not trying to harp
Speaker 1: on this either. It's appendage. I was going to Twitter.
Speaker 1: I just down and I saw, Yeah, he's famous. One
Speaker 1: of the reasons he's he was known in the nineties
Speaker 1: late nineties was because he has a lunch penis, so
Speaker 1: you know whatever, Well, he's the well Pete Davidson is
Speaker 1: the new Tommy Lee. I haven't seen it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you. I will, I will tell you. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not about this. By the Pete Davidson
Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercial, I'll tell you. Why have you seen it?
Speaker 1: So it's John ham in a refrigerator, like so, he's
Speaker 1: shrunk down and he's in the refrigerator and he's talking
Speaker 1: to Brie Larson and he's like, oh, I think we're
Speaker 1: here because I'm oh my god, it's Hammond Cheese there.
Speaker 1: It is Hammond Brie. Right, he goes Hammond Brie, let's well,
Speaker 1: make a sandwich. And it's like they so they make
Speaker 1: some jokes and then Pete Davidson opens the door, full
Speaker 1: size Pete Davidson and he's gonna make a sandwich. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat you guys, and I think if I
Speaker 1: remember correctly, you'll see there in the Super Bowl. But
Speaker 1: it's on all the websites to have the Super Bowl commercials.
Speaker 1: John Hamm says, Wow, Pete Davidson really is everywhere, except
Speaker 1: that was like six eight months ago. Pete Davidson is
Speaker 1: not everywhere right now. No, he's still everywhere. He showed up,
Speaker 1: he showed up in the Pro Bowl, he was doing
Speaker 1: some things on camera. No, he's just everywhere as he was. Nope,
Speaker 1: he's still the man of the moment. He's still present. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're wrong on that. I think he's been
Speaker 1: a little low key like like they is the joke though,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the ham and the bree that could
Speaker 1: have added the salami, could add Kevin Bacon in the
Speaker 1: commercial too. Yeah, but who's salami? Whose last name is Salami? Scary? No,
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson and his salami. Uh, you're obsessed with penis size? Now? No,
Speaker 1: let's erace erace. Let's talk about this sound that says
Speaker 1: the word package on it. Let's the same way. Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, why is we talking about package? What
Speaker 1: is this? Okay, So I gotta tell you I went
Speaker 1: into the cell phone store to get a new phone. Finally,
Speaker 1: that's a whole other conversation and another bit of a rant,
Speaker 1: which I get to it in a later time. But
Speaker 1: while I was in there, a woman who I have
Speaker 1: a story about. I'll tell you the story about the
Speaker 1: woman before we play the sound. So i'm i'm I'm
Speaker 1: trying to finagle and work out a deal from my
Speaker 1: cell phone. And there's all kinds of free free stuff
Speaker 1: that you get, uh that I'm you know, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about some other time. And this a woman, uh
Speaker 1: maybe she's a forty year is old and she's uh
Speaker 1: at the next table at the store, and she's talking
Speaker 1: to an older woman who doesn't quite like get the
Speaker 1: technology and how to set up your own phone. So
Speaker 1: she says, well, let's call let's call the the help desk.
Speaker 1: I have the number, and we'll call um the help
Speaker 1: desk of this company, this cell phone company. So they
Speaker 1: the woman calls and she says, hello, Hi, my name
Speaker 1: is whatever my name is, will say man, and I'm
Speaker 1: calling from store forty. I'll make up the number and
Speaker 1: I'm here with the customer. And well, I wanted to
Speaker 1: walk her through the process of setting up something and
Speaker 1: explain file Star gave it away Verizon. Okay, um, and
Speaker 1: so she said she's she's the the files person. So
Speaker 1: she's selling the Verizon Internet service. So the woman another
Speaker 1: one of the phone says okay, but now they're on
Speaker 1: speaker phone. She says, okay, Well listen, this is a
Speaker 1: corporate number. Whatever you do, don't give the customer this
Speaker 1: phone number. I don't need them calling me and bother
Speaker 1: me with questions. Oh, oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love that. Uh So the woman that the woman
Speaker 1: in the store Mary, you know, we'll say, she's like
Speaker 1: hold on and she takes her off speaking phone. Damn.
Speaker 1: You know. He sort of works for a phone companys.
Speaker 1: Company would know when someone's on speaker phone or open
Speaker 1: would open the other person should be like open with
Speaker 1: uh your on speak. She didn't do that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: now it's uh. After I'm doing my phone thing, the
Speaker 1: woman comes up and he said, excuse me, do you
Speaker 1: have Do you have the internet service? I said, I do,
Speaker 1: but I gotta be honest with you. It's expensive and
Speaker 1: I have honestly been looking to change companies. I'm paying
Speaker 1: too much. Oh well, let's see what we can do. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's put your system in infation and system and pull
Speaker 1: up your account, the whole thing. And it turns out
Speaker 1: she can save me like twenty two bucks a month.
Speaker 1: You know how these companies do that. They go, we
Speaker 1: have a promotion, but you don't know about the promotion
Speaker 1: unless you complain, and they suddenly have a promotion. Yes,
Speaker 1: that happened me with Serious Satellite Radio this week. I
Speaker 1: called to complain about my seventeen dollars a month, and
Speaker 1: she goes, because my one, my wife's call was twenty
Speaker 1: three a month. And then when we goes, oh no, no no,
Speaker 1: we don't want you to cancel. Do you know about
Speaker 1: the five nine a month? No? Oh yeah, we can
Speaker 1: make both of your cars five nine in in a month.
Speaker 1: I go to, why have I been paying sixteen? And
Speaker 1: why why don't you just put me on five ninety nine? Well, sir,
Speaker 1: we can't just give you a promotion without you asking.
Speaker 1: You have to let us know you want it. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't I want it? I said? Let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. Who in this country would you give a
Speaker 1: five ninety nine plan to without their permission? Who's currently
Speaker 1: paying sixteen or twenty three dollars? And would be annoyed
Speaker 1: at you for doing that. Explain that to me. They
Speaker 1: don't want they don't want to. How dare you give
Speaker 1: me people that pay You have to find it. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a hidden deal, you know. Then I called
Speaker 1: Direct TV and I said, my bills too high. Oh well,
Speaker 1: let's getting that lowered. And guess what's scary, there are promotions.
Speaker 1: I lowered my bill. See, so I think what the
Speaker 1: advice you're giving here is everyone should call up and
Speaker 1: find out their plan and find out what deals they're
Speaker 1: missing out on because they're not being advertised to and
Speaker 1: what satellite radio as soon as you threaten to cancel,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, what can we do to keep you? There?
Speaker 1: Must be desperated satellite radio because um they you know
Speaker 1: they used to offer just a six month subscription when
Speaker 1: you get a new car. My car came with a year,
Speaker 1: so it's all I always gotta hear in My Dodge
Speaker 1: was always a year. You'll call it. Must have gotten
Speaker 1: a better deal. Yeah. Anyway, So the woman's like, uh,
Speaker 1: I'll get you a better deal. A local problems. So
Speaker 1: she puts me on the phone with the woman from
Speaker 1: the corporate right and she tells so she so I said,
Speaker 1: I said to the woman, go, you're on speaker phone.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah, good because now we can both
Speaker 1: talk to her on speaker phone. Okay, great, good. So
Speaker 1: the woman starts telling me about this new package they
Speaker 1: have and that it's gonna save me a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And I'm crunching the number is I'm like, I'm actually
Speaker 1: gonna save money. This is great. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: how much did I used to pay? And she's, well, um,
Speaker 1: on your old package, you were paying blah blah. So
Speaker 1: I put on the phone recorder and I got the
Speaker 1: tail end of the conversation. But I now wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about my old package. So here yep, and you're
Speaker 1: not able to see my old package at the moment.
Speaker 1: On your old package. I can't actually on your old
Speaker 1: package you had, so I had. I had a gig
Speaker 1: on my old package, a gig on your old package.
Speaker 1: But the whole, the whole thing was like, it's like
Speaker 1: your old package. Your new package is much better than
Speaker 1: your old package. I'm like, I'm sure it is. Once again,
Speaker 1: we are twelve. So I was watching very briefly, I
Speaker 1: switched over to the Sports Network here in New York,
Speaker 1: maybe it's the ESPN. I don't know, but I I was.
Speaker 1: It was women's basketball by accident, which is fine. I wasn't,
Speaker 1: you know, So I had it on for a minute
Speaker 1: and there are s and expressions. Now, I'm a man.
Speaker 1: I understand we try to update certain things, but we
Speaker 1: still refer to everyone on the planet as mankind, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: one giant step, one small step from man, one giant
Speaker 1: step from mankind. I know women something like like, it's
Speaker 1: also womankind. I get that, and I know it's easy
Speaker 1: for me to say as a man. I get it,
Speaker 1: and I know that we update terms and you know,
Speaker 1: postal carrier flight attendant. I get that. But I think
Speaker 1: I don't know if this announcer had already planned this
Speaker 1: or says it all the time. But there's an expression
Speaker 1: that usually I don't even I guess I'm a man.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. It's commonly this expression uses
Speaker 1: the word man. Listen to this play call and see
Speaker 1: if you would have thought of this in advance. But
Speaker 1: he's a sportscaster for a woman's basketball team. So here's
Speaker 1: what he said. The ansers for morting. They played cash
Speaker 1: Bunny him no woman's land one on the shot clot
Speaker 1: first store lets it Fly. One woman passed the ball
Speaker 1: to Morty. They played cash. No women's land. What on
Speaker 1: the shot for story? No man's land, No woman's land.
Speaker 1: It's very funny when you say no man's land. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, he was being cute, but no, no, And
Speaker 1: I'm not offended by it. I'm not like, you know,
Speaker 1: piste off at the guy. I'm saying. I I've never
Speaker 1: heard that phrase translating to women before. Nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: I just I wonder if he like he's programmed himself
Speaker 1: to think that way because he's doing women's sports. But
Speaker 1: I've never heard the expression no man's land. I never
Speaker 1: thought about it as a man or a woman term
Speaker 1: as much as it's a meaning no human being, mankind land. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was just interesting to me. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: play it to you that it is fascinating. But he
Speaker 1: was think it's I don't think it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: a movement. No, he's no woman's We're gonna do a
Speaker 1: couple of these talkbacks, so let's play if you have
Speaker 1: a couple of clips, will play clips. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: And just again in case you forgot from a little
Speaker 1: while ago. Go to at David Brodie and Instagram. Click
Speaker 1: on my all my links and check out what I'm
Speaker 1: doing on Super Bowl Sunday. There's a link right there.
Speaker 1: So here's some talkbacks commenting on episode. Hey Maddie from
Speaker 1: Queen's High, Scary High, Brody Brody, I'm usually the one
Speaker 1: bashing Scary and his antics, but I so I'm disappointed
Speaker 1: in you, and you're about the poor gentleman at Target.
Speaker 1: You know what, try to have some compassion, put yourself
Speaker 1: in his footsteps. I'm sure he was there understanding how
Speaker 1: frustrated people were getting in. I'm sure didn't want to
Speaker 1: be there doing that either. You have to learn to
Speaker 1: have some compassion and produce. Okay. Then she got cut off. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that was a part of that real quick. Yeah
Speaker 1: you are, And maybe I didn't make myself clear. I
Speaker 1: have nothing but compassion for the older gentleman that was
Speaker 1: working there. My problem was with the manager who decided
Speaker 1: to put him on the register when there was a
Speaker 1: long line to train him. During the bad managerial decisions,
Speaker 1: he could have continued to learn by watching the cashier
Speaker 1: and helped, you know, if there was a bag he
Speaker 1: could pack in obay, he could have you know, thanked
Speaker 1: people for coming. I have no problem with him working there. Instead,
Speaker 1: they tossed his ass into the fire. Yeah, so my
Speaker 1: I can't. I have nothing but compassion for older people
Speaker 1: and the fact that he was still working, I have
Speaker 1: nothing but respect for I didn't make myself clear. I
Speaker 1: was frustrated with the manager who decided now when when
Speaker 1: the other registers. Look, if you want to put him
Speaker 1: on the express line, there's no express line. But if
Speaker 1: you want to open up a third register and have
Speaker 1: the manager stand with him, I'm all about that, But
Speaker 1: don't put him on one of the only get Okay,
Speaker 1: So please forgive me. Maddie from Queen's on behalf of
Speaker 1: Maddie from Queen's as her counsel, I say, uh, we
Speaker 1: forgive you. I'm sorry, Maddie. Okay, Berdie and Scary Scary
Speaker 1: and Birdie. This is Maddie again. So I'm attempting to
Speaker 1: figure out why these mourns left to one star reviews
Speaker 1: because of the commercials, and I think I think it
Speaker 1: is because the commercials are now for other podcasts. They're
Speaker 1: more often and much longer than they used to be.
Speaker 1: Like two minutes long, and most of the podcasts are
Speaker 1: really fucking stupid. Got nothing to do with the slices,
Speaker 1: is not deals that you guys got for us, is
Speaker 1: not coupon clos is nothing for us? So wait what? Okay,
Speaker 1: So we talked about last week or the week before.
Speaker 1: And by the way, that's a different Maddie. It's just
Speaker 1: a coincidence. That Scary first. That's how I knew it
Speaker 1: was a different the other woman. The first Maddie was
Speaker 1: mad at me. She said high, scary high Bodie. That's
Speaker 1: how I knew ahead she was. She was mad at me.
Speaker 1: So people were saying this they gave us. We're talking
Speaker 1: ab how people gave zero stars. We have too many commercials,
Speaker 1: right what the second Mattie Matty number two, although I'm
Speaker 1: gonna calling Mandy number one because she's not mad at me.
Speaker 1: I love you Manny. First Matty though, Um, she's saying,
Speaker 1: it's not how many commercials you have, it's that some
Speaker 1: of them take up the whole break there, two minutes
Speaker 1: long or whatever, and they're not like, hey, it's it's
Speaker 1: the slice app off cold were Brooklyn. It's nothing for
Speaker 1: the benefit of the slices. It's commercials promoting other podcasts.
Speaker 1: I am not a fan of that. I'm not, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. You're promoting people who listening to
Speaker 1: somebody else. And um, although for a brief period of
Speaker 1: time they ran commercials for us, but it's been a
Speaker 1: long time, so I agree with you. I feel like
Speaker 1: they should be putting regular commercials on so we get
Speaker 1: a little money. We don't don't. We don't make any
Speaker 1: money from other podcasts advertising because they're not advertising. They
Speaker 1: just fill in time. So I get it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but you know, I hit the thirty. Don't hit the
Speaker 1: thirty on our actual sponsors, but hit the skip button
Speaker 1: on the other podcast if you don't want to hear them.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Brody and Scary Scary and Brody. Hey,
Speaker 1: I was listening to your podcast, and I gotta say,
Speaker 1: with the man walking through the backyard, the man should
Speaker 1: have asked permission if he could walk back there if
Speaker 1: he saw Brodie. But I also see Brodie's point, you know,
Speaker 1: on if something happens to him, he can get sued.
Speaker 1: That's true. You know, it's a tough situation. Sounds like
Speaker 1: the son from Family Guy he does. He doesn't. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: he does. Voice the sun. It's um um seth ah.
Speaker 1: You want to respond to that, No, just keep going.
Speaker 1: I agree with him, I don't. The guy shouldn't be
Speaker 1: in my backyard. He should, although I disagree. I disagreed.
Speaker 1: I disagreed. I think the guy was probably lost. Chalking
Speaker 1: up to that. If you see him again, then there's trump.
Speaker 1: You walked through the woods deliberately to go through my property.
Speaker 1: That's not lost. All right, all right, moving too nice
Speaker 1: to miss, move miss. Moving on, Brody, you have to
Speaker 1: go early at the end when you say Brooklyn because
Speaker 1: you're always late. Makes sense. But let's practice it right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: three Brooklyn. All right, let's see if you don't always
Speaker 1: too early. I have That was dress rehearsal. We'll see
Speaker 1: how it goes. How about this, all right? Brody and scary? Yeah, Brody,
Speaker 1: I completely agree with you with the guy cutting across
Speaker 1: your backyard. I'm not having I'm not having strangers trips
Speaker 1: and across my backyard. Man. It's not fan Stan, but
Speaker 1: it's not an invitation for you to make it a
Speaker 1: shortcut through the neighborhood. No way, no way, you you
Speaker 1: cutting through my backyard. Guy, you all right, he wanted
Speaker 1: a curse, but he held back. All right, So okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I listen. Maybe it's because I don't know own
Speaker 1: property that I feel that way. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I felt like you could have cut the guy
Speaker 1: some slack and if you didn't know the story that
Speaker 1: we're talking about the last couple of talk backs, listen
Speaker 1: in order go listen to last episode. Right, yeah, but
Speaker 1: a guy cut through Brodie's yard when yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: standing back there when he was jogging or what was
Speaker 1: he doing. I was walking my dogs and he came
Speaker 1: power walking with his bike pants on through. Okay, right right, Hey,
Speaker 1: Scary and Brodie, Brodie and Scary. I love you guys,
Speaker 1: Slice for Life. This is Chris from the Bronx. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta do some more stuff together. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Keep up the grade. That's right. Our next podcast will
Speaker 1: be in person once again. Well, yeah, you're coming over
Speaker 1: next week. I never said that. I'm inviting you right
Speaker 1: here now, live on the podcast. I appreciate that. I
Speaker 1: gotta check my schedule. All right, you'll I'll see you Wednesday,
Speaker 1: Wednesday's Valentine's Day. I'm not coming to Valentine's Day. You
Speaker 1: know what. I'll see you next Tuesday. Hey Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: it's Chris Corner again from North Carolina. Today's February three,
Speaker 1: So this message is from a man scary. Happy, happy
Speaker 1: birthday from all of us to you. We wish it
Speaker 1: was the birthday so we could party two all right,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Boklon, love you. Hey it was. It was
Speaker 1: my birthday four days earlier, so yeah, it was your
Speaker 1: new wish. I don't know, is it. Well, I'm from Marleton,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I couldn't go to the steak meet up,
Speaker 1: but maybe you guys could do like a pizza meet up.
Speaker 1: We're thinking of a pizza pow wow. Thinking of a
Speaker 1: pizza pow wow. We didn't we did need that in
Speaker 1: person pizza party. Yeah, I like it. I like that.
Speaker 1: Why would you go pizza pow wow when you can
Speaker 1: just do pizza party because party is so basic? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Palo is pizza. We can think of something better than that.
Speaker 1: Just flew off my tongue. Yeah, then what's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: Leave from outside of Philly. I'm hitting you up about
Speaker 1: the guy that walked through Brody's yard way I used
Speaker 1: to do this all the time as a kid, but
Speaker 1: I always knew it was wrong. So I grew up
Speaker 1: in a similar type of suburban area, and I would
Speaker 1: always look to make sure no one was looking. And
Speaker 1: I think it's a strange. Demand just thought it was fine,
Speaker 1: even though I know that he knew it wasn't. It's
Speaker 1: very strange. Send them back, Brody say, I was nicer
Speaker 1: than he thinks I should have been. That's at talkbacks
Speaker 1: for the week. Okay, So let me read a couple
Speaker 1: of d ms I got from Brandon b. He saw
Speaker 1: a job posting on USA jobs website. Sure, I have
Speaker 1: a few questions, just wondering what happened to the last
Speaker 1: person in this role. Here's the job, grizzly bear conflict
Speaker 1: manager for the US Fish and Wildlife Service. So the
Speaker 1: question is what happened to the last grizzly bear conflict manager. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm bump Troy Troy Renner, Troy, move closer to
Speaker 1: your phone or your radio, your speaker. Troy Troy has
Speaker 1: been waiting for me to shout him out for about
Speaker 1: ten episodes whenever the Spotify year end review came out
Speaker 1: six episodes ago. Whatever it was, I neglected to tell
Speaker 1: you that Troy Underscore Renner spent fifty eight thousand, six
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety five minutes listening to our podcast, Dude
Speaker 1: dudet eight thousand, six hundred and ninety five minutes divided
Speaker 1: by sixty that's per super fast nine hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: eight hours divided by three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 1: That's two point six eight hours per day, every single day. Now,
Speaker 1: if he took a day off, that means he listened
Speaker 1: for more than two point six eight hours. That's every day.
Speaker 1: That's not huge, human, So I apologize. Uh, puff Dy
Speaker 1: for twenty is his name, So I assume he likes
Speaker 1: the marijuana, the pot, the ganja. He's Troy. He must
Speaker 1: be stoned and the things just playing while he's in
Speaker 1: the background while he's stoned. But Troy cannot thank you enough. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it took so long to give you props. Fifty eight thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred and ninety five minutes of Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I mean, I feel like we
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta reward this guy with something. Get in
Speaker 1: touch with us, Get in touch with us. I'll send
Speaker 1: you sah D M D m. Scary let him just
Speaker 1: do it At Scary Jones, DM, I'll find something for you.
Speaker 1: We gotta say hey, and my this is like this
Speaker 1: made me laugh. Uh From g from g I Joe
Speaker 1: on Instagram. It's a visual, but I think it will
Speaker 1: play just as well if it's the audio only, and
Speaker 1: it's all right. Basically, I will explain what it is
Speaker 1: and then just hear the rest it finished out. It's
Speaker 1: two girls, two female, two female pilots in the cockpit
Speaker 1: of an airplane. No woman singing, singing a song or
Speaker 1: doing like like a dance in this song a little
Speaker 1: routine for the TikTok camera. They get their cameras faced
Speaker 1: at them and they two female pilots and then it
Speaker 1: cuts to something else. Listen better than one cover color
Speaker 1: else Bruis are on the scene of a plane crash
Speaker 1: near Dallas Executive Airport. It happened to set this afternoon
Speaker 1: on Christie Lane in the Red Birden. They're implying that
Speaker 1: they crashed because they were talking TI talking. They're like,
Speaker 1: they got the cameras point then they're like and they
Speaker 1: their their lips sinking. What's vetter than when cover gals
Speaker 1: to Cain of gals, it cuts to it cuts to
Speaker 1: a plane crash. They didn't. Actually it was a news
Speaker 1: report for plane great, of course not. But somebody put
Speaker 1: the two clips together and it made fucking comedy and
Speaker 1: I don't know why. That's what made me laugh. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of planes, did you see the Southwest Airline plane
Speaker 1: and the FedEx plane? So this happened? I want to
Speaker 1: say Memphis, Tennessee. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. You know
Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter so much, but I think it
Speaker 1: was Memphis ace a FedEx jet And somebody has this
Speaker 1: on you, I'll I'm see where I can put it.
Speaker 1: Maybe put on Instan story, but it's on TikTok. You
Speaker 1: just search for it. Some of it on the ground
Speaker 1: was filming it. I don't know why. They just happened
Speaker 1: to have a camera. They were filming the landings maybe
Speaker 1: or maybe they filmed all I don't know. Someone was
Speaker 1: on the runway filming on a phone. Whatever. You hear
Speaker 1: the you hear the the tower talking to the pilots
Speaker 1: a Southwest Airlines flight, blah blah blah, you're cleared for
Speaker 1: runaway R eighteen or whatever it was. That's a go. Now,
Speaker 1: as the Southwest Airlines jet is turning right to go
Speaker 1: go onto the runway. In the background, there is a
Speaker 1: FedEx jet coming in for a landing on the same runway.
Speaker 1: They're like, you're cleared for landing, FedEx plane whatever. Nobody
Speaker 1: has noticed this yet. The pilot of the FedEx jet
Speaker 1: either doesn't realize the Southwest jet is about to take
Speaker 1: off or doesn't see it. Now later, footage has been
Speaker 1: released from the cockpit of the FedEx plane in the
Speaker 1: air where he sees the jet he's coming in. The
Speaker 1: Southwest jet is clear for takeoff. The Southwest jet starts
Speaker 1: going on the on the runway to take off where
Speaker 1: the plane is going to land on top of it.
Speaker 1: So then the tower goes Southwest abort, aboard aboard. The
Speaker 1: Southwest jet does not abort, and it starts taken off
Speaker 1: at the exact same time it starts taken off the
Speaker 1: FedEx jet is a couple of heard about the story,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it. And then the FedEx jet sees
Speaker 1: the plane taken off and shoots to the left and
Speaker 1: starts taking off up to the left and a void
Speaker 1: is an accident. When you see the footage from the ground,
Speaker 1: it's terrifying when you see it from the cockpit of
Speaker 1: the FedEx jet in the air. It's unbelievable that nobody realized.
Speaker 1: And listen, this is not the biggest airport in America.
Speaker 1: This is Memphis, right, not that any airport should make
Speaker 1: a mistakes. Kennedy Airport O'Hare, Atlanta. You've got a hundred
Speaker 1: planes at any moment ready to take off. This was
Speaker 1: so were they were the guys in the control room.
Speaker 1: One maybe sleep asleep, asleep at the wheel. Jesus, that's great.
Speaker 1: Fourth watch, that's great. Makes me want to fly real quickly.
Speaker 1: That's that is just fucking awesome. All right, let's see
Speaker 1: what we could do it we go. You suck what
Speaker 1: I came in a fe