WEBVTT - #246: Shut Up Dummy, You're On Speaker! 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:08.440 Start up, Start Up. Brooklyn buys start up, Brooklyn buys 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:16.840 dat Up. They're making noise, Dat up Up. Episode two 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.160 six of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hey, what's going on? Hey? 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:27.080 How are you feeling? I'm excited to you. Ready to go? 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.480 You're ready to rock, fired up, ready to go, You're 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:39.360 ready to rock the cosh. No, definitely not not rocking 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:44.479 the cock. Sorry, I hate to disappoint you, damn it. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.040 I'm sorry, Brodie. I'm just trying to rev you up, 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.839 you know, get going. You got me REVVD up on Friday. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.160 I did get you rebbed up. You came to my 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:57.480 birthday party. I did. First time ever. I've been first 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.760 of all, first time efter i've been invited, but also 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.720 for this time, I've been available on February three because 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.200 that's my wife's birthday. The slices made me feel guilty 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.520 but not inviting you, So I invited you. Yeah, well 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.080 I'm kidding. Inviting me was the way the way Scary 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.600 invited me. I don't know if it was on the podcast. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.840 I was off the off the podcast, he says, Hey, man, 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.640 I invited everyone from the morning show, and these people 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.399 they canceled. They can't make it. Some of them said yes, 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.679 and they said no, nobody's kine. Don't rob Hey Broady 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:26.840 want to go. It was not exactly like that, And 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.440 it was like that, yes, it was, come on, you 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.640 told me about this. I'm not gonna mention. Names were like, oh, 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.680 this one confirmed and changed their mind. This one's not sure. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.479 You're part of the original. You're part of the original list. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:41.520 You were there, you were there, I'm telling you anyway, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.280 I bought tickets to for everybody to a blesque show, 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.880 paid for his own birthday party. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.720 I was like, free party. I'm going. I'm a big boy. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:52.600 I can do that. I didn't drink anything. I just 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.400 want you to know I was a cheap date. It's 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.080 all good. Your boys ran up a huge tab, yes 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.880 they did. Here was tab yeah, and not drinking tab 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.840 And I wasn't really drinking. I like one drink because 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:07.520 you know I was. I'm on that detox tip. Yeah. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:11.079 So Brooklyn Jason was there and uh, sex on the way. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:15.680 Dave and jet Ski Brian, Yes, the guy with the 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.399 eternal tan. So jet Ski Briant like lives on the water. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:21.440 He has a jet ski business. He's he's he's eternally 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.880 brown like and but he's a white Jewish guy. Yeah. Crazy. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.440 Now the jet skis they wave runners because there's a difference, 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:33.200 and everybody calls wave runners jet skis. They're wave runners, Yeah, 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.040 that's I think, but they're they're the ones you sit 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:37.720 down on that. Yeah, jet skis are the ones that 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:42.519 have the handles. You can when you say jet skid 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.000 goes to the yes, but jet ski would disagree with 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:50.320 you since that's a brand. Well it's also style. But anyway, 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.280 people call him jet skis. I get it, but I 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.720 just didn't know. I I prefer wave runners, which are 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.880 the ones everybody commonly rides. Yeah, exactly, the jet to 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.280 be imagine you know how hard it is to actually 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.880 jet ski by you standing up on a fucking what 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:07.200 like a surfboard or skis done it? No wave runner, 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.120 but if they hold on, they'll hold on to the handle. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.040 But you're being pulled by a boat. No no, no no, 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:14.640 no no no. But I think, what is that when 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.840 you're being pulled behind a boat, When a boat a 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:19.600 boat is pulling you and you you're holding on like 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.639 that's jet skiing. I don't know what you're on a 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.720 jet ski. You're on a wave runner with handles that 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:30.480 stand up. That's only difference. I've never seen that like wakeboarding. Yes, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.720 that's what I that's what I think you think jet ski. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.600 That's jet skiing. A jet ski is like a wave 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.400 runner would handles that stand up, but stand up. You 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:41.920 can stand up if you want, but you can stand 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.360 up by a wave runner. So it's a jet ski. Handles. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:48.120 Don't go with you. I got it all right. I 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.320 gotta see this apparatus because I don't think I know 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.600 what you're talking about. But okay, I'm sure this expert 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.680 is listening right now. They're going that's not exactly right. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.400 I know anyway. So so yeah, so jet ski. Bryan 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:04.000 was there, also producer Sam and her husband William. My 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.240 girlfriend Robin was there. Who else? Yeah, she was definitely there. 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:14.720 What was supposed No, everyone was just Jason's wife, who 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:19.560 sounds like Danielle Delilo. Yep. She's like, I'm from benson Hurst, 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.919 which I love. I'm not making fun. I love her 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.400 accent you were born with. Yeah, you grew up with 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.400 one of Bensonhurst. That's that's who I grew up around. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.720 Um here, the main difference between a jet ski and 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.120 a wave runner is the driving position. A jet ski 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.279 offers a more adventurous position than a wave runner. That's because, 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.640 unlike the wave runner, you will most likely be standing 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.600 up while piloting a jet ski. See, I was right, 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.960 that's technic. I have done both. I don't own either. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.920 U So yeah, So, So we had a bunch of 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:49.919 people there. It was good. And then I want to 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.800 paint the picture first of all of of what was 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.279 your take? What was your take on it? And and 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.719 and for for those I'm just gonna listen. We didn't 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.440 get it for free, and we paid full price, but 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.919 I I support price, Yes, I did. I support Local 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.640 to a place called the It's called the Slipper Room, 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.760 the Slipper Room, which is a burlesque show, which sounds 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.000 like it's gonna be all nude. No, no no, no. There 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.960 was six performers, um and it's a very small stage 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.280 and we were sitting. So I want to talk about 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.480 the seating arrangement. First. Scary got there early and got 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.640 in the back of this room. And the room is 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.240 like the size of your living room. It's not a 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.159 very big room, maybe a little bigger. So we're in 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.760 the back, and there's a little balcony upstairs, and so 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.119 we're maybe like, what would you say, scary about sixty 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:35.880 from the stage fifty maybe maybe less. There's some seats 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.640 up front, and it's mostly standing room only, mostly standing 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.279 room in the front. And so we have this like, um, 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.800 this little stage in the back that's a little bit raised, 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:49.360 and there's a like bar bar tables like ground high 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.360 top tables, and a bunch of high top chairs, and 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.440 then in the front of this little stage is a 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.080 ledge that you can sit by and put your drinks 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.160 on the ledge, and the whole thing has like a 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.359 fence around it. So we were like like cattle. We 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.560 were in this od of holds about twenty people, and 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:06.480 we our all little corralled. We had a great waitress. 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:08.440 We had like a husky voice. Like by the way, 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.839 they call it the playpen. Okay, were in the playpen. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.640 I didn't want to sit up front on the ledge. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.440 Jason was off to the left side, so I sat 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.320 in the second row of tables and in front of 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.440 me was two chairs that you could lean on the 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:28.120 ledge and was almost taken right to the right's all 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.279 your boys. They were all standing against the wall jet Sky, Bryant, 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.039 Sex on the Way, Dave all the Tan guy. The 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.120 two guys in the back wouldn't talk very much. And 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.960 then behind me, behind me to my left was Sam 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.719 and William. They will find in the corner left corner 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.000 and directly behind me in the middle because I'm in 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.800 the middle. Now, why are you? Why are you sitting 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.520 up the position here? I'm trying to understand. I realized. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.920 I realized, now I'm scary is behind me one spot 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.800 and then over to the right shoulder, this scary directly 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:01.240 behind me is his girlfriend Robin's I feel bad, right, 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.760 so I turned her on. Go Robin, am I blocking you? 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.039 Let me know. I'll move over a little to the 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.279 leftl the right. Robin said, no, you're fine, You're fine 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:10.040 up blocking me? No problem. So now I've established politeness, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:14.800 would you agree? Yes? The show starts and the MC 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.840 comes out, and the first thing the person behind me 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.480 does is go right in front of me and block 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.720 my view completely and never turn around and say, Brodie, 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:27.120 am I blocking you? Can you see? And she as 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.800 much as taller than me, a little bit as far 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.760 as like when she's sitting. So your girlfriend blocked me. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.120 I couldn't see and didn't even like ask like, are 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.200 you on my blocking you? Because I had just asked 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:45.560 her at ten minutes earlier, blocking you. So I feel like, 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.440 you know what, It's okay. It doesn't realize I'm not mad. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.480 I love Robin. I'm gonna go sit in the other 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.160 seat on the ledge. So I go sit on the 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.960 other seat, needs to Robin, which is good. I've got 0:07:55.960 --> 0:08:03.280 a great view until Goliath comes in. What six ft 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:06.119 eight man who I thought it was part of the show. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.840 He stands. He's a bald guy. Now I've got pictures. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.200 All of my pictures of the show are him with 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.960 the performer behind him. I'll have it up on my Instagram. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:20.040 At some point today I had to lean to the right, 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.840 lean to the left. I had to lean on Robin 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.680 at some point to see the show. If you're six eight, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.560 there's got to be a real scary If you're six eight, 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.320 you don't stand in the move to the side. But 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.560 he was so far in front of us he still 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.079 blocked your view. And we were on were raised We're 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.000 on a raised platform, I know, but I was sitting 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.640 in a high top chair, which maybe left me at 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:44.400 my normal standing height, which is like five ten, and 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.360 he was six eight. So even with the fact we 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.280 were on one step up, maybe now I'm six too, 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.720 he's six eight blocking the whole show. If you slices, 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:55.920 if you're six eight, don't stand in the middle. I 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.439 know you should. So there's a black cloud over David 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.480 Brodie's life. And here how this is another night just 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.360 and by the way, the coldest night of the year. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.320 It was six degrees that night, six degrees of separation, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.360 six degrees of Kevin Bacon, six degrees of temperature. That 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:14.600 being said, the show was terrific. It was um okay. 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.520 So there was a an m C who wore a 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.960 wig to make himself look like an old man. So 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.679 all his stick was like old bush belt comedy puns. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.720 But he was funny, he was good. He was badly. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.680 He was good at being bad. He was hackey mccackster, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.120 but good. Yeah. It was campy and kitchy, but he 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:36.040 did it. It was purposefully done that way, Yes, now 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.920 he did. He did. Okay, I will fault him on 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.199 one thing. Well, I don't fault him, but I was 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.640 worried for him. He started to tell a couple of 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:47.600 political jokes and the setups were very polarizing. They were 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.800 against one particular half of the country, and so when 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:55.360 he started it, people were like mumbling. Then he got 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:58.560 to the punchline, everybody laughed except those two girls in 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.680 the front left, who clear they were a fan of 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.440 the person. He was making fun of the funny and 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.600 he was like, hey, man, it's a comedy show. They 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.800 were they were They took it personally either way. Either way, 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.640 he did well. He came back and he started doing 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.720 nine eleven jokes. I'm like, where's this guy? But he pushed, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:20.959 He really pushed, like, oh jokes after nine that said 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.520 the whole four Let me just give you just a 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.440 quick let me zoom out a little bit. It was 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.240 it was an overview. The overview is this. It was 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.480 a comic with Kurt, a big red curtain opening and 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:35.880 closing to five minute acts, and when the when the 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.280 curtain opened, you didn't know what the funk was coming out, 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:42.320 so you know, it ended up being a burlesque act 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.160 where women would strip and then they would pull it 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.880 clothes off, rip them off real quickly, and then then 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:50.439 there's tits and tassels and that that kind of thing. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.520 And one woman did tassels and tits. Because the first girl, 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:57.240 she would strip down to a bikini and tassels, which 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:01.720 is what burlesque typically is, ticking woman. The second woman 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.800 was stripped down, she was boobie, the nips were there 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:09.120 and she was yeah, and then the thing. There was 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.440 also um, a magician who was the worst magician I 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.760 ever saw, but he was fantastic. He he did things like, um, 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.599 he had a like a camping lamp. I don't know. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.760 You had to you had to pull up, like the 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:26.120 pull the topics. He would put it under his napkin 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.360 and then pull the thing up, making the light go on, 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.520 then uncovered like it was magic. Right. He he had 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.240 a collapsible cup. He put it under the napkin. He 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.000 he shook it up. He could see him lifting. He 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.480 didn't have tricks. He actually showed the it was really 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.400 he was a comedian as a magician, and the magician 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.600 in disguise. He basically did joke a limited scarves out 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.800 of your sleeve. Yeah. He did it with tissues out 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.359 of a tissue box. Yeah, but it was done purposefully 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.440 that way, like look look at me, these aren't really tricks, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.000 you idiots, right. Anyway, there was a there were rope 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.240 flyers like people at the kind there was some acrobatics. Yeah, 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.800 it was fun, it was, but it reminded me of 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.000 like a Coney Island side show where these these shows 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:11.080 you've ever been, if you've ever seen if the scene, 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.560 look at the picture of the old timey people step 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.000 right up and this to see the world's you know, 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.240 see the world's smallest woman. You know, you know those 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.120 little things like psych gags like that, you know, not 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:26.040 a great magician. Just anyway, overall, what did you think? Well? 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.880 I loved it. But here's the thing. So the first guy, 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.840 the first was it was the acrobat guys and the magician, 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.880 and you know, so your friends were filming the acts, right, 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.760 So I was like, okay, that's cool. Um and the 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.840 burlesque woman they filmed. I'm like, all right, that's cool, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:45.079 tassels whatever. But they kept filming when the boobies were flying, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.920 and I feel like, like, you couldn't do that in 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:52.160 a strip club that bound way, No, no, no, you can't. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.160 My friends were filming the nudity. Yeah, what are you 0:12:56.200 --> 0:13:00.520 gonna do with that? I have an idea. I feel 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.640 like I feel like what are you doing sex on 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.959 the way, Dave? Was he the one filming? Uh? Yeah, 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.120 I don't know. That's how'd you know you nailed it? 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.160 You saw him filming? Well, so I didn't know. I 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.199 would just had his phone out the most, So I'm 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:16.800 assuming it was him, But you know, yeah, I I 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:20.280 cringe a little bit about filming nudity like that. I don't. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.280 I don't think it's right. And I wonder how the 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.640 performers feel, because they feel like they're out there now 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.640 at that point, they're exposed. Well, I feel like that 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.600 we were so far in the back they didn't even notice. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.240 But nobody else was filming, like nobody up close. It 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.040 wasn't like a concert. Uh, your friends, a couple of 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:36.920 them were the only ones filming, And I felt like 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:43.679 then naked, like you know, okay, good time, good, appreciate it. Good? 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.800 Yeah again two weeks in a row. We we got 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.280 together like twice in a week or so. That way. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:53.640 Now it's it's insane. I'm already sicky, but you are disappearing, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.400 my friend. You are you are first court of scary. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.840 I'm very excited for you. Oh yeah, I'm just a 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.800 lot of weight. You look good. Today's day thirty nine. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:06.080 I'm down thirty pounds and I'm gonna go an extra 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.040 week just just because because I want to. But anyway, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.520 you know, it's it's it's good. It's the detox is working. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.959 Not gonna name the place, sorry, but anyway good. It's 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.520 the usual place though, you know, the one I go 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:23.600 to every year. Uh. That said, um, we have a 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.040 couple of things I wanted to get into and uh yep, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.520 oh wait, like, tell you what happened to Friday's What 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.120 everyone looks forward to Friday's I know, but not that 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.920 I did too until something happened. I can't wait to 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:40.920 hear this one boys podcast. What do you do for 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:46.720 Valentine's Day? That's an interesting question. We we have tentative 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:55.760 plans for because my daughter, my youngest daughter, has something 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.960 big to do at school on the fifte in the morning, 0:14:58.440 --> 0:14:59.800 and my wife doesn't want to go out on the 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.200 four teen because she's got to help her with it 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:05.840 on the fourteenth. Um, it's a long story. So we're 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.880 gonna go out in the fifteen. Well, we have yet 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.200 to pick a restaurant. But I have my I have 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.560 my UM, I have my gift for my wife already. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.800 I gave her a gift for her birthday that she loved. 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.320 I did well. I'm very excited because when I buy 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.160 jewelry for my wife sometimes i'm you know, she's like, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:26.040 oh that was the question. You know. I bought her watches. 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:29.080 She didn't like when I buy jewelry for her, like, 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.640 I go all out. I'm usually pretty good. This time, 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:33.440 I knew she'd love it, but I still was like, 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.160 I hope she loves it. Well, she loved it, so 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.400 I did well. I always go out jewelry shopping, and 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.560 I always feel that they're just taking you over the 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.160 calls because I end up going to a big box store, 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.360 you know, in a mall. And then and then they 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.000 have the special lighting in these stores that did the 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.840 little little lights that go directly onto the jewelry that 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:56.920 make them extra sparkly, extra shiny. And then when you 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.000 take it out of the store and you're looking at 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.760 it under regular light, it's like you feel like you 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.760 got scammed because it doesn't sparkle that way. It's like, 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.240 wait a second, this isn't what I bought. And then 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.200 you pay so much for so little, you know, listen, 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.760 I bought my shared jewelry. But that's why you have 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.600 to buy the lighting to wi exactly and haven't follow 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:20.600 you wherever you go. I gotta say, I just I'm 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:25.040 this is terrible to say, I'm over jewelry shopping, but 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.600 but I continue to buy it. Well, I just feel 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.520 like she gets more out of clothing and experiences and 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:35.680 fun things and jewelry. It's like, okay, another I mean, 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:41.160 I understand it's sentimental, but how many pieces of jewelry 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:45.040 can you own like that jewelry? Just and I know 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.040 there's special occasions for certain things, and oh this is 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.400 an occasion piece, but I'd rather buy her something that 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.400 she could wear every day and bring out and not 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.160 having the fear of her life, you know, on the 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.880 subway with it. So so it's it's which tends to 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:03.560 be a little bit more affordable stuff rather than fucking 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.040 fifteen thousand dollars, ten thousand dollars for fucking some of 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:09.920 these gold What are you talking about? What are you 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.480 do you ever try and buy a gold You've been 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.720 trying to buy a gold next the necklace or something 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.560 that had diamonds in it. That ship's like if five 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.320 thousand it starts five thousand dollars. I don't. I don't 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:20.560 go to that end of the store. I don't even 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.920 know what story your raising. The regular one and Macy's. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.040 By the way, some of you know some of these 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:28.280 you know that go ahead. You know I'm saying I 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.200 go to I go to the stores with the big name. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.480 I'm not even give them any publicity here, and they're not. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:36.840 That's not sponsors. But I people know what I'm talking about. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.199 You've actually been to these stores, You've seen them, And 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:41.960 I'm like, why am I paying so much for so little? 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:45.199 I wanted like an emerald. Emerald was her birth is 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.239 her birth stone, right, so I wanted an emerald ear 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.560 rings these fucking tiny little dots of an earring a 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.479 speck and not even the size of a dot, like 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:57.680 tiny like her fucking two thousand dollars. I'm like, what 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.680 for what? I could barely see the green And they're like, oh, 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:04.520 emeralds are very emerald is one of those precious gemstones. Emeralds, 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:07.840 rubies and sapphires are more than all the rest. Sapphires. 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.840 Sapphires are really expensive, so you gotta go for topaz, 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.920 so for blue topaz, like or London blue topaz, which 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:18.840 is a darker topez and it leans onto the family. 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:22.880 I got unlucky because I'm dating the girl that land 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.800 that was born in the expensive month, the emerald month, 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:30.679 because because amethyst is also one and is also a 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.080 berth stone, and it's not nearly as expensive apparently if 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.960 you look at Yeah, so if you were born during 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:41.800 the the the toba, I'm sorry, the sapphire, ruby and 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.400 emerald month, you're basically paying through the nose every time 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.600 you want to celebrate your own birth stone, just saying 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:51.360 I didn't know that. I don't know. Oh, take a look, 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.760 precious pious. I think it's a green is a quart 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:04.280 emerald quartz? What is it? Amethyst? Amethyst? Yeah, not to 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.800 take a look at the how much amethist is perfecting? 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:11.480 Uh ounce or Graham not nearly is expensive always you'll 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:13.640 just take my word for it. You gotta Barn's gonna 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:15.720 tell you something that's gonna blow your mind. I was 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:17.880 doing a lot of research to buy my wife jewelry 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:21.720 because um, and it is jewelry, by the way, not jewelry. 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:25.119 Look how it's spelled. Yeah, but we're from Brooklyn, dude, jewelry. 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:27.399 I don't say jewelry anymore. I got I do my 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:30.840 best to say jewelry, jewel, jewel you it's either jewelry 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.120 or jewelry. But even though it's like a jeweler, it's 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:39.040 not jeweler usually sold by a jewel Yeah. Well thet 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:41.800 they owned all a lot of the diamond. Yeah, the 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:44.680 diamond isstrict in New York. Okay. So I was doing 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:48.320 research on every website of major jewelers I could think 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:50.680 of to get an idea because I knew what color 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.040 I wanted, I knew what I was shopping for, and 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:58.639 and I start seeing the same unique rings on multiple websites, 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:02.040 and I found out, did you okay? First of all, 0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:04.520 do you know that you know Gap, Old Navy and 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:09.480 UM Republic or all the same company? Yes? Right? And 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:11.920 B Republic's the high end, gaps the middle and Old 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.399 Navy is the lower end of the company. Did you know? 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:20.600 Get ready to get your mind's blown. Sales K and 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:24.600 Jared all the same company. Shut up every kiss pickI 0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:28.680 gains with K it can only it can only could 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:34.760 And sales same company, no way, same thing. One is 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:36.320 a little more pricey than the other one. Is a 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:38.720 little more price. But sometimes you can look at the 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:41.600 same ring, but it might have like a higher count, 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.480 same company. Okay, so which is the low end? I 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:49.600 don't remember? Hold on probably Sales. I don't remember which 0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:54.760 is which Kiss speakings with Ka, Kay Sales Jared. Which 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:59.280 is the most expensive? So you could maybe find the 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:03.200 same gem stones in each of the three exactly found 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:06.280 the same rings and they're priced differently depending on the 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:10.600 story you're in. Sy Which is the most expensive? I can't? Yeah, 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.719 this is I don't like the jewelry world. It's not 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:18.280 my thing. It's the jewelry. Uh. Okay, here we go 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:26.240 Sales versus K versus Jared m Wow, they're recognized brands. 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:29.119 The bottom line is that although you can expect your 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.840