WEBVTT - Josh Wolf 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.680 Like it's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy. 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:03.320 You guys are. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.000 Proper the other thing. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:11.960 I think you guys and probably deal with more than 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:16.880 people think. Do people because you're bigger and your athletes, 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:18.600 do people bow up like they think I could take 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:19.400 this motherfucker. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:22.080 I think in college more than anything else. I don't 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.360 know if you ever had that. Did it happen in 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:24.920 college more? 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:25.160 Yeah? 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.480 I have a few guys come up and kind of 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.520 like bow their chests out and stuff like that, and 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.920 you're like, it just depended on what year of college 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.000 I was in earlier in the years, so he's probably 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.800 end up in something a little more to play for us. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.919 So I was like, you know, get this peasant out 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:45.360 of my Yes, we're rolling deal. Hell yeah, I feel 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.959 like this is like an obituary for a dog. Dude, 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.239 Like we're like when I when I sat down, I 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.160 was like, my first thought, I knew it was wrong, 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.800 but she did. I don't know. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.840 This is my dog, Kira. It's not my dogs, my 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.280 wife's dog. I inherited her when I started. It was 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.280 a big win for me. Did dogs all time? Did 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.160 the person who paint that poked the dog in the eye? 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.959 But No, she knows how to win like you do 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.080 the pall. You do know she can. She spends half 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.200 of her day with that eye close. Now come on 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.759 in that wild Yeah. No, she lost it to cancer. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.960 Sorry. It's a tough way to start this people. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:21.479 According to the Times, three second and that was hard. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:28.839 Nor quick showing on wo wow, that is tough. Brought 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.200 to you by Chevy and Barstool. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.080 Yeah, brought to you Dogs with Cancer and Bustfoo the 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.480 Boys is brought to you by Chevrolet and Barstool Sports. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:37.440 That would be crazy. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:39.400 We got a sponsor, was like, we just want to 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.679 sponsor dogs with cancer. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.880 Yeah, that's all we want to do. Oh, you want 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.560 to find a cure. No, we just wanted to know 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:45.280 we have their back. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.560 By the way, when I pulled up here today, ye 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.760 go ahead, I said to Jacob, my son, who's here. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.960 I said, And we're Jewish. I'm like, hey, this is 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.400 where they kill the Jews. By the way, I'm like, 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.760 this is not he's the car runner on Jewish. Just 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:04.840 so I can send to Jo guys, are that's hitler 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:05.360 a little bit? 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:05.680 That is? 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:08.200 Did you gotta sit down down? 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.119 Make sure you get okay? We covered. I'm good. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:16.200 Thank god we covered those stickers. Oh man, yeah, it. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.720 Is when he does have that little dassy vibe when 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.320 you kind of go near the shed, doesn't. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:22.480 It pull over the shed and all you hear is 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.520 a generator. You're like some oh, this is not gonna 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:26.800 be really Yeah. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.840 That like an antenna that pops up now or something. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:33.120 Or you see the busted couch by the there's some 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.240 busted couches and. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:35.680 German playing cards. 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.079 It's kind of fucked up, like are we in the 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.120 right place or something? Is this okay? I am gonna 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:45.600 get canceled. Dude. Dude's got the metal barrel and the 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.600 fires going and they're just kind of singing the drinking 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.040 drinking together. Yeah this we just want you to take 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:51.680 a quick shower. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.560 Yeah, damn it. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:57.160 That's tough man. Yeah. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:02.760 Man, First, I love your pot. Thank you. That means 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.720 that means a lot. How did you are you the 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:10.640 only active players? Was that love that you want to 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:11.360 slam at home? 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.320 Well, now that you brought it up, when we first 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.120 started this whole thing, we were the only active I 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.320 think I might go as far to say as like 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:30.080 the sports, we were the only none team. Like we 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.520 did it independently on our own and now I think 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.639 there's like there's a few half a dozen guys. I 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:39.600 feel like one yeah, big trust levels with Cameron Jordan 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.280 and Mark Ingram. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.720 I know there's a couple guys lane Johnson does his 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.520 outside outside the lane, outside the lane, outside the lane, 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:50.120 but there's. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.040 There's a handful of guys that really really come on. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.400 And this is one thing that is definitely like a 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.240 taboo thing, especially for offense line, and that's what I play. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.960 Play off its line in case you know nothing about. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:00.560 I wish I would, which I couldn't. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.160 Let me tell you about my injury before then I 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:08.320 probably could have played. They often as offensive lineman when 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.360 you get to college, they're like, hey, you know you've 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.000 seen you know, see not heard. That's kind kind of 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:14.360 the whole thing. You're kind of putting this box and 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.400 then it gets the NFL. It's it's definitely that as 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.880 you're young, as you get older, you can say a 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.920 little bit more because you know, now you're a VET 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.479 and I think, you know, this is a cool opportunity 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.280 for us. I don't know if it's like that for linebackers, 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.960 but definitely for offensive lineman like you kind of put like, hey, 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.120 you have to do X, Y and Z and you 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.080 just be an offensive lineman. And it was a cool 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.520 thing for us to be able to have your own voice. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.240 And I know a lot of guys, especially guys coming 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.760 out into the draft and in college, are definitely listening 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:37.560 to our podcast more. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:41.320 And it's crazy. We have a college coming to the league. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:43.160 That's kind of like you talk about busting with the boys. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:44.560 We just drafted a. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.560 Guy in the second round who plays offensive line and 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:47.920 he's like a big fan of the podcast. 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.560 That's so cool. I do have I came prepared with 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:53.480 questions for you guys. It sounds like you are now 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:57.000 doing the podcast. I haven't offense before. Should we do it? 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.279 Do we need to do our inu We started last 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:01.560 week doing the Well, no, I will just wait for that. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.160 We'll just wait for the the alarm. Yeah, but the 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.720 Chevy one is always in the front the very beginning. Well, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.880 go ahead, then, kid, This episode is brought to you 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:15.599 by Chevy and Barstool, the Strongest most Advanced Silver. You 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.920 love Chevies, don't you? I love Chevy Kylo Ren. You 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.360 love Chevies, don't you? Yeah? If you're one of our listeners. 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:25.000 You know that the Chevy Silverado, I'm gonna say it again, redundant, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.920 the strongest, most advanced Silverado ever. As truck guys, both 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:32.880 of us are through and through. 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It starts up every single time 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.680 and moves for you. When you press the gas, it goes. 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.600 When you press the breake, it stops. Those are the 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.279 redundancies we need, but we just do it with the beautiful, 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:50.640 sleek look and tough, hard working and dependable Chevrolet were 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:52.400 I'm looking at you, look at the camera, don't worry with. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:53.640 Them marin at you in the eyes. I look at 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.680 the eyes by a Chevrolet, by a Chevrolet. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:57.560 Put the black and white spinning things behind me, by 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.960 a Chevrolet. Bye a Chevrolet. The modern and advance with 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.880 a ton of grit, a partner in getting things done, 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:08.400 strong and dependable, just like the people who drive them. Redundancy. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.960 You go to a Chevy dealership near you, let them know. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.600 The boy said, you take a video, post a picture 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.480 like you guys have been doing. And that is all 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:16.520 let's get to the episode. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.120 I love it, Josh, Welcome to the podcast. Thank you man, 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.320 thank you for having me. I have an offensive line question. Yeah, 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.400 get your questions to your questions. What I've always wanted 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.320 to know. This is gonna sound well, good question for 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:30.920 a question. Okay, this is gonna sound stupid. Offensive lineman. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:36.440 It seems like that position requires a little more uh 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.760 intelligence than than maybe some other positions in the field 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:43.160 because you have to hear the calls happen, they change 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.680 on the line, and you have to work in concert 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:46.480 with four other dudes. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.440 Right, yeah, do you like, uh this is a great 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.240 walk up boys holding drink in a bar and ask 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.040 just yeah, but you know what I mean, like, let 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:53.600 me ask you something. 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.640 It feels like me let me Yeah, let me step 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:58.840 away from my friends. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.280 Hey, my friends and I haven't seen a month. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.360 I'm trying to find some pussy. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.119 What's her offensive line question? 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:13.040 Fuckence, But those guys, it seems like you gotta figure like, 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.640 so for me, is it less about just like the 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:20.000 end of it? Because the Chiefs they signed two all 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.520 world dudes, right, but they've never played together. So is 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.800 it more important for you to be smart and have 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.600 an idea of who you're playing with and to be 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.560 cohesive like that, or you're gonna be able to drop 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.160 two all pros in and that's gonna be great no 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:30.400 matter what. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.360 Well, if they're like pros, will be pros. That's what 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:32.880 they're gonna say. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.960 In the NFL, like guys are definitely gonna if you're 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.280 an all pro, big time guy, then you're gonna be 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.920 able to go and in function based on who you're with. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.040 Now you have to start learning, Okay, what the guy 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:43.920 playing next to me, what are his strengths, what are 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.160 his weaknesses? And how do we work together to make 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.319 sure that is all? Like you know, you play your 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.320 best together come fall. When it comes to the intelligence factor, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.920 there's a level. Now I'm not splitting Adams, you know 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:57.960 what I'm saying, Like I need to know a level 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.360 a couple of things every play based on where these 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.760 guys are at and if they shift or do something 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:03.840 that I know something is different. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.559 And it's kind of just being on your toes. You're 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:06.520 just taking a test and you. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.960 Get to study all week. So all five of us, 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.640 like we all if we're all. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.760 Wrong, we're all right, Like I Ben, who's our center 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.080 makes a call and it's the wrong call, well we're 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.560 gonna make our calls based off that call, UK, Yeah, 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.920 keep going, all right, we're gonna make our calls based 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.160 off that call. And so if he's wrong, well we're 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.880 still gonna be right because we're gonna be blocking in 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.920 a certain scheme together. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.160 I think you can plug and play, guys. 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.400 I think I've had I've had like, you know, half 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.560 a dozen guards with me in my career, and I 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:36.600 know that our line until recently was kind of a 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.960 you know, a revolving door of people. You know, the 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.760 first couple of years, it was like it seemed like 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.440 a whole new line every single year I was there. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:47.680 So there are it is. It's a you have to 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.439 be more intelligent to play the position. But the farther 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:51.920 you go in, the more intelligent have to be. Like 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.040 Ben Jones our center, he's got to know everything, he's 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.640 got to where everyone's at, what everyone's doing. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.720 Is that underrated? Do people not understand how difficult that 0:09:58.800 --> 0:09:59.800 position is? Playing center? 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:00.240 Yeah? 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.200 Well, I think people don't understand how difficult football is 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.560 in general, especially if you'll look at Twitter and all 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.280 that stuff. It's like, you know, hey, just get in 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:07.600 the way of the guy. It's like, well, it doesn't 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:11.000 work like that, and it's moving the first time. I 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.800 like that how fast everyone was. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.760 I was telling Will I traveled with Cable, a Cable 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.360 guy for a while. Yeah, I went down the sidelines 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.680 and I remember going down and watching some Nebraska games 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.760 on the sidelines calling to her. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.720 Loved it amazing. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.599 First of all, it was during the years when a 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.120 Dominican sue was literally holding up two offensive linemen, one 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.360 in each arm, trying to decide where he was. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.840 It was crazy to watch him move. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:37.319 Human beings like picked him up with one hand to 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.559 be like, yeah, I need to go this way now. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.080 But I just didn't realize this. It's it's like hockey. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.320 You don't realize how fast those dudes are moving until 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.360 you go to the game and you sit down by 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:48.120 the ice and you're. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.840 Like, oh, these are some big, constant movement with big collisions. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.840 Huge when they hit each other on the boards, that 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.880 is massive. Yeah, And so I didn't realize how quickly. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.120 So when decisions are being made in football and people 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:00.560 are like, well, how do you not hit that hole? 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:04.000 Yeah, because it happened like that, right, Yes, that is 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.960 that is a big thing and the cool thing. Like 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:08.960 when you went to Nebraska games in college. You've been 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:10.640 to a few games. You were at the spring spring 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.920 game a week ago. Right, you go to college and 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.800 you can tell who's a dude and who's not. In 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.200 the NFL, everyone's really fast. You know, guys have their 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.480 strengths and weaknesses, and there are guys that stand out. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:24.240 But in college it's like that guy's be like, Okay, 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.640 he's a fucking stuck. I know he's right, And you 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:28.080 don't got to know the game at all to know that. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.079 You know, you get to the NFL, it's kind of 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:32.840 hard to figure out who's you know, really the dude 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.000 that you can hear who the dudes are, but in 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.160 the mix, like who's the upper echelon who's lower, Like 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:41.240 you can't really tell because the skill level is so close. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.920 But it's when the it's when the freaks of the freaks. Yeah, 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.439 when somebody sticks out amongst the freak athletes, like when 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.320 you when I used to watch Dion Sanders, I'm like, 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.760 he's faster than all of the freaks. Yeah, Like that 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.560 is a next level of It's like you brought up 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:57.680 Kansas City Tyreek Hill. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.560 You watch it like, holy shit, dude, or when Metcalf 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.280 chases down a boot baker. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:07.120 Oh did you see him running the Olympic trials? Yes, yeah, 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:11.719 he ran T three six Yeah I think out of ten. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.240 Yeah still, I mean you know, yeah, I'm saying like, 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.000 did you see him interviewing with the guy next to 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.120 the size difference is insane? You much. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.680 I saw the video I think last night or maybe 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.080 this morning, him running. It's like, Okay, that's the football player. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.240 That everybody else. Yeah, it's it's kind of it's crazy. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:31.319 I saw another thing too. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:35.160 Not to keep bouncing around, but someone brought up football 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.160 players and basketball players. Like someone said basketball players are 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:38.800 just as strongest. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.000 Football players just as strong. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:41.400 Just as strong. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:42.720 So I don't know who said that, Alex. If you 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.920 can find that, let me know. But it's false. We 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.800 need a body bag. Whatever it is, it is the 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:48.439 dumbest thing. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:52.320 The workouts are completely different, the skill set is completely different. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.200 It's just absurd. There's an argument going on, which is 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.960 harder to win an NBA championship or an NFL Super Bowl. 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.719 It's gotta be a super Bowl. Gotta be because you're 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.640 doing one and Dons. So you have one bad game 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.559 and your season is over. Yeah, And so that doesn't 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:11.400 happen in basketball. Also, in basketball, you can have the 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.760 one player who's better than everybody else, yep, and he 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.959 can win a series for you. In football, you can 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.440 have the one guy yeah, and it doesn't matter. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.280 Yeah. And in football it's all about like getting to 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.480 the tournament, like if you get it, no matter how 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.679 you get in, waldcart or not, the saying is always like, hey, 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.080 we got in, Like you got to win four games. Yeah. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.560 In the NBA, you see the bracket, their Western Conference, 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.880 Eastern Conference, you kind of know who's gonna be in, 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.520 like the final four, the championship guessing you know what 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.280 I mean, the eighth seed is never gonna win it. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.600 Six seeds, seven seed, whatever, they're never gonna win it. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.960 In the NFL, like anybody can win, and you got 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.240 to count on all different variables everybody. Yeah. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.720 I mean, you had eleven guys in the field at 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.520 one time, and it's and they're constantly calling out personnel 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.960 as different guys are going in and out off the field. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.160 In basketball, it's five dudes. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.280 So and I know that that's a very it's a 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.360 whole different argument to are you five guys need to 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:03.280 play better? But like if you have eleven guys constantly 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:04.920 every play and due just switching out like three four dues, 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.480 just switching out every every play, right, and to have 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.000 that cohesiveness to be able to go do X, Y 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:10.240 and Z. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.320 And the thing they don't like, you can only do 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.679 so Now, listen, this is coming from somebody who's not 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.480 very smart in the basketball world. Yeah, but you can 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.040 only do so much on the court, you know what 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.840 I mean? Like, well, what do you mean running zone? 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.080 Running man like shift, mix it up a little bit. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:24.880 But in football, like you can come out with some 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.400 game plans and kind of there's more strategy involved. 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We're gonna have about five more of 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:23.639 than damn things. So I'm gonna get back on the 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.439 mic eventually. Will's got the next one, but I got 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.120 to go again. I hope that the other one has 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:27.880 f dick on there. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:31.320 Uh you know that was a little that one actually 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:33.639 was you know what, I'm not even trying to save that, 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:35.800 you know what? Going ahead? Yeah, set it on? Actually 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:37.280 did it? Does it? 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:37.639 Didn't? 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:39.840 I had never thought of this until I heard you 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:43.199 read that out loud. But at MS, Yeah, you know, 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:45.160 for those of us who may watch a porn or two, 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:47.520 that really that meaning has changed. 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:50.359 What does ATM in the porn world stand for? Asked 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:54.000 the mouth. I'm not against that, yeah, I'm not against 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:54.560 that one. 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:57.000 Bet So anytime there's like this over five thousand ATMs, 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.720 I'm like where Yeah, lots. 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:04.399 Is that what's happening? Yeah? Is that what your uh 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:06.639 is at M? Is that what your son searches in 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:08.520 the pornhub dot com? No, I heard you a little 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:10.760 bit not too long ago about catching about catching your 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:12.360 son showering, And that's why I asked to old you where. 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.120 I was like, this is hey. 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:15.639 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I haven't heard the beat, but how 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:17.880 do you catch your son showering? You can hear the water. 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:22.800 Us, yeah, the shower. 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:27.119 And my my wife was like, why is he taking 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.359 such a long show? And I said, do you do 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:30.760 you not know? 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:30.920 What? 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:31.360 She goes? 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:33.280 Is he dirty? I'm like, oh, he's dirty. 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:36.440 Oh he's a dirty boy. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.480 I mean he's a dirty, dirty fella. 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:43.760 I'm this question especially because you had to tell me 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.840 what I asked him mouth. I probably would guess you've 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.040 taken a long shower or two, but I'll tell you 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:51.359 I think every single person. 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:52.480 Has taken a long shower in their day. 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:55.160 I am not a fan of drinking off in the shower, though, 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:59.080 where's your spot? I'm a sock guy. Yeah, really, it's 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.200 contained very eighties nineties. 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:05.680 If you to do. But I was like, my baseball 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:08.159 socks and traveling the game and stuff. Then boys they 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:11.120 don't have a chance. Well those are long, are long? 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:16.920 Yeah, I'll take that. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:17.520 I'll take that. 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:19.119 Yeah. 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:21.080 There, and they had baseball. 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:25.200 I was really you know more they were Yeah. 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:25.480 Yeah. 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:30.159 Yeah. The materials little thicker too, so feels better. You 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:32.760 wouldn't it feel better if the material wasn't a thick 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:35.960 because it's softer. I've never I've never been a sock guy. Yeah. 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:38.680 Let me just tell you, no, I. 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:41.480 Now I have some some uh some weird avenues I've 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:42.240 gotten down before. 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:45.880 Here we go, Here we go. 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:49.600 When I was like ten or eleven, and you kind 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:51.120 of figure it out, right, you kind of figure out 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:54.199 how everything works down there. I remember googling can a 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:56.600 woman only make you come? I remember thinking like that's 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:57.119 like the only thing. 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.280 There's no way that I can by myself. You know 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:00.640 what I'm saying. 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.640 I'm watching all these things happen on the internet, and 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:04.600 it's like, the how is that? 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:05.560 Does a woman have to do that? 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:07.640 Only? By the way, I love how you at eleven, 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:08.640 You're already at here. 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:11.920 I'm a zero to sixty. 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:13.560 I'm a Lamborghini in the internet world. 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.720 There I'm like, oh, those boobs eleven, You're like, he's 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:23.200 like fucking shots everywhere. In God, this is tough. This 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:24.920 has been a tough podcast for your boys so far. 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:29.800 But my dad had a uh, one of those things 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:32.199 the back massagers that you could turn up and had 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:33.040 the two balls on. 0:21:33.000 --> 0:21:35.159 It and you put it on your back. Well, I 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:36.480 thought this is a genius. 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:39.879 I would just you know, lay it there, kind of 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:41.800 move it left him right a little bit and then 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:43.280 all over my shorts. 0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:46.040 Yeah that everywhere? Really? Oh yeah, I just threw them 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:47.600 the laundry. So I guess I shouldn't have come at 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.760 you so hard for the song, right, Yeah, I mean 0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:54.480 the sock seems smarter than messing up what you're wearing. Yes, 0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:55.600 you know you think so. 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:57.080 But at eleven, it's like, I just gotta get this 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:59.840 thing done. Yeah, I three, three, four more times today. 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.520 You know what I'm saying. This is just at eleven, 0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:04.000 you've got somebody doing your laundry. 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:07.240 Yeah, right, also kind of grocery and like, thinking about 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:10.000 it now, you would really hope you know what I'm saying. 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:12.840 It is tough, but at the same time, like you think, 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:15.080 obviously when you're young, you think you're smarter you're figuring 0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:17.639 some stuff out that your parents don't know about, and 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:19.840 so you'd be like, all right, it's time to sneak 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.080 the snock in there and get at what we didn't 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:24.720 have is the iPhone. iPhone you can delete all your 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:27.800 search history right away, right dude? Why? 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:30.720 Like back in like what early two thousands do you 0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:33.680 get you gave computer as do you delete your cookies? 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:35.760 And know what it was? Somebody taught me how to 0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:39.600 delete cookies you didn't have to worry about. Yeah, but 0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:44.120 has what ahead? Got ahead? This dude? 0:22:44.160 --> 0:22:45.920 Let me tell you this dude. At one point in 0:22:46.000 --> 0:22:49.600 time he was like, Hey, my computer as a virus. 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:51.120 I don't know why as a virus? Can you come 0:22:51.119 --> 0:22:54.800 bok at it? And right at the top like he 0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:59.640 was trying to fool me, he had ESPN, CNN, CNN 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:00.560 and then. 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.320 Then hell does he At the time he was probably 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.800 different world. I was like, what's going on? 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:08.479 I go website looking at and he was like, oh, 0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:11.520 you know UESPN and CNN. I'm I go CNN. The 0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:15.400 third website was come FISA and I'm like, well, here 0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:15.760 is your. 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:17.800 Give away. 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.520 Couldn't help myself. 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:22.320 My favorite thing is when I asked him, I go, 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:22.720 what's this? 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:26.520 And he and he he squinted at like he didn't 0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:26.960 know how to read. 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:36.640 All of a sudden, he squinted at you like. 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:35.840 You know what he called it? 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:37.560 I go on, what's what's that? He goes, I've never 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.199 seen those two words before. I go, well for me? 0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:43.800 He goes, okay, and he started to squint and what 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.520 does that? Does that say? Komb fiesta? I'm like, is 0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:52.200 that just you think is as km? Yeah? Mine was 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:55.720 kits and as galore kits And asked Galore, I don't 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:56.399 know if I had like a. 0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:59.879 Go to go to on his computer, it was round 0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:01.639 and brown, which I brown? 0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:09.159 How do you remember that? Defend that terrible site? No, 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:17.119 apparently you know them fit girls. 0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:20.399 So many of my jokes are about him, but he 0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:22.280 has such a good sense of humor about it. 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:25.320 Was there ever a time that you thought this is 0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:26.679 too much? There was a little bit. 0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:28.280 At one point there was a story that he tells 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:30.720 that everybody loves for obvious reasons because I look like 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.280 an absolute ass in, so I hate it for. 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:33.720 A little bit. 0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:36.480 But then somebody, somebody, uh, David Ortis told me it 0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:37.840 was his favorite joke, and I was like, Hey, I 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:39.600 don't care what you tell me, go ahead and tell 0:24:39.640 --> 0:24:39.959 any joke. 0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:42.000 David Ortisse came out puppy. 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:44.400 That for me was like was like I was like, dude, 0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:46.040 you just gonna have to own up to it. Everything's 0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:48.560 on the internet anyways, Like, just just run with it. 0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:50.480 At least you have a father funny enough to tell 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:52.560 the story, right, not like an uncomfortable dead at a 0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:54.879 bar who's had like or not a bar like a barbecue, 0:24:55.000 --> 0:24:58.640 too many drinks and then spurts out some shitty Yeah, 0:24:58.680 --> 0:25:00.160 my son watches Born now and here's. 0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.919 Like somebody's out there expressing it, hitting. 0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:05.359 All the cues, getting a done right. So you know, 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:07.280 my deal with him was this, and my daughter too. 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:10.399 My deal was, look, if you tell me when it's 0:25:10.440 --> 0:25:13.960 okay to tell the story. Yeah, so if you need 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.000 a couple of years, that's cool, but you tell me 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.840 when it's okay. And so like, there was a story 0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:23.399 recently that I hadn't told because his sister wouldn't let me. 0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:25.880 But recently okay. So the first practical joke I ever 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:27.880 played on these guys, and I'm a big practical joke guy, 0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:31.040 they played on themselves. But she felt so silly. She 0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:33.239 wouldn't let me tell it until recently. What happened was 0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:35.920 they were young and I was raising the three kids 0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:37.600 by myself. At the time, I was single dad and 0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:40.919 my kids were like eight, five and three, right damn. 0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:43.879 And we were at Petco and at the time I 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:45.120 made eleven hundred dollars a month. 0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:46.440 We lived in one room together. 0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:49.840 It was a but and so Petco for me was 0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.480 like a place where it was almost like my babysitter 0:25:52.560 --> 0:25:54.240 because I couldn't afford a dog. 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:56.000 But we could go hold them, you know what I mean. 0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:59.240 Like, Yeah, when we used to go to toy stores, 0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:01.760 I had them convinced, look, you're not you can play 0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.400 with any toy hair just unwrap it, but we can't 0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:04.879 buy any They don't let you buy them here, but 0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.560 we can play with them. So we would run to 0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.160 the toy stress. They would unwrap them and we would 0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:09.720 play them. I would bring batteries and put them in 0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:13.480 the remote. We did the whole I just didn't have 0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:13.920 the money. 0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.520 Our amusement park was was the trunk of a car, 0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:18.200 so we would ride around. All three of us would 0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:19.480 get in the back of the trunk and he would 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:21.159 drive in circles in an empty parking lot and we 0:26:21.160 --> 0:26:23.760 would roll in the back and I would drive. 0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:29.679 Over bumps and hilarious. We never because it's what we 0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:31.000 just did for fun. We all loved it. 0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:33.000 We I didn't have any money to do, and it's 0:26:33.040 --> 0:26:35.359 what you knew. Yeah, and the times and you're like 0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:39.080 protecting them from thinking we did Disneyland. It was great, 0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:40.840 but we always had more fun in the back of 0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:41.320 the car. 0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:45.200 Somebody Disney I was back of the car. 0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:48.640 Gotta be chevy. 0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:55.639 The truth is is like you find out that the 0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:58.600 only reason your kids until they get older, right right, 0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:04.200 will a lot of times the jokes joke is he laughing? 0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.240 He laughed, laughing, and then he gets it. 0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:13.920 I was good too, so we'll hear that ten minutes 0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:16.320 to laugh again. You can't just kind hey, yeah you're 0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:27.359 doing you man, you're good. Yeah, yeah, just pay your 0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:32.240 dog Like most of us support animals. That one. 0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:39.600 Yeah, he's my favorite, the favorite I ever played on them, 0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:42.000 because look, at the end of the day, kids are done. 0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:45.560 I'm still question So you can play jokes on her 0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:50.040 if you man, you're not doing as long as you're 0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:53.240 not doing things to harm them. At the end of 0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:54.960 the day they're going to look back and be like 0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:57.040 that was funny. I'm sure when you look back on 0:27:57.080 --> 0:28:00.000 stories from your childhood, you don't remember how many times 0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:02.240 your mom or dad cut the crusts off your peanut 0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:05.040 butter and jelly sandwich. You remember that wild shit or 0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.320 that weird that's the story you tell, right, tell them 0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:08.960 all the time on this podcast. Right, So and so 0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:11.840 parents who take care to make sure nothing bad or 0:28:11.880 --> 0:28:14.200 nothing weird ever happens to their kids, to me, you're 0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:15.360 fucking up their stories. 0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:19.280 Yeah, you're not raising the right kid. You know what 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:19.920 I did to them. 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.520 So we were in Petcock and my daughter runs up 0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:27.399 to me and she goes, can I. I I know 0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:28.040 you're gonna. 0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:29.119 Say no this, but I want to ask anyways. 0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:32.280 I go okay, and she goes, can I have a cookie? 0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:34.520 And I said I don't. I don't have any cookies 0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:36.160 And she goes, no, can I have a pet Coke cookie? 0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:37.640 I go show me, show me what you're talking about. 0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:40.800 So we walk over right, and you know, they have 0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:43.240 us huge bins of dog treats and some of them 0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:46.160 look look like chocolate chip cookies. Yea, And I say, uh, 0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:48.400 they go show me and she points at it. I go, 0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:50.600 you want that cookie? And she goes yeah, and I 0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.480 said okay. 0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:54.560 And so this dude is like, I ate my brac 0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:56.720 hews three, I ate my breakfast. Can I have a cookie? 0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:57.440 I ate my breakfast. 0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:00.720 I'm like, you want that cookie? And he goes yeah. 0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:02.640 And I go okay, and I turned my eight here. 0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:05.800 I go hey, and he just looks. He's looking at them, 0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:07.640 and he just talks out the side of his mouth 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:11.320 to me, and he goes, that's dog food, right, And 0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:13.040 I go yeah. And then I goes, but you want 0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:15.960 to cook? He goes no. And so they start to 0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.080 put him in their mouth. I go, hey, hey, don't 0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:19.760 eat him in here. We gotta ea him in the car. Yeah, 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:21.920 because I don't mind being a bad parent in private, 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:22.600 just not in public. 0:29:22.680 --> 0:29:28.240 Right, everyone else thinks you look bad in public. 0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.160 Yeah, I will do whatever I want inside the house, 0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:31.840 but outside the house, I am all started. 0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:34.680 All the patients in the world. Yeah, you're fine, Yeah 0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:35.120 do that. 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:37.920 You get snacks in your bag, you got everything. But 0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:39.520 at home you're like that for yourself. 0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:41.560 Yes, yeah, So you throw them out there, throw them 0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:42.720 to the wolves, the one eye dog. 0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:45.600 They throw them to the one eyed dog. She does 0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:47.400 not do both kids. And we'll get you back. 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:51.800 That dog because he is the other thing. This was 0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:54.640 a gift to be nice. He's in he's in the 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:55.320 bus right now. 0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.920 Was a gift? Oh no, I mean, but so is. 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.480 It looks like his left nostril is also winking like 0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:06.200 she like, what, well, it's a deviated septum. 0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:10.480 And also be careful, Jack, Jack's mom drew it, painted it, 0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.720 but her nose is really like that. I don't worry, Joe. Okay, okay, 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.040 it's Kathy does Kathy is Kathy is what she does. 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:20.320 She paints the dogs. 0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:22.440 Uh huh that. 0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:30.200 Story right there? What Jack? Well, the alarm went off? 0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:35.000 The alarm? Please? But who's got this? One? Will does? 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:37.280 This will be much better? I don't know. That's where 0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:38.120 we kind of just sit here. 0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:41.160 You know, he'll he'll, he'll do a lot better than 0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:41.840 I did. 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:43.840 He's not a strong suit for me, I have to 0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.320 tell you, though. But that read though, that's gonna sell 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:47.920 a lot of stuff. That's what I'm saying. That's why 0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:49.760 I love it. More money. 0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:52.880 Yeah, you can get that instant gratification. You have to. 0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:53.280 It goes you. 0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:55.040 The money is that's who I have money a laugh, 0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:57.360 one smile, hecaus a dollar, and I guarantee at least 0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:58.000 got three smiles. 0:30:58.040 --> 0:31:02.920 There. You know you playing it? Hey, good job Jack 0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:06.680 and we gotta out with you Jack. 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I'm gonna unleash them on your 0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:40.520 mom like quarantine pubs. 0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:44.920 Dude, what so you you big? Grow those things out? Guy, 0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:46.759 I'm gonna with that stuff. I want to see how 0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:47.439 I wonder if. 0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:48.840 That works down there. We're gonna find out if it 0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:52.239 needs sunlight to grow, you know, like photosynthesis, or if 0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:54.839 it's okay in the dark. I'm a swampy area. 0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:59.800 I think things grow in moisture. Yeah, bacteria grows, and 0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:04.680 most bacteria and now I'm looking smart bacteria and I 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:06.160 sweat hot area. 0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:10.319 Yeah, what a fucking idiot, dude, Oh my god, you 0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:12.920 can read. I guess you read what. 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:16.040 You read, because hey, man, I think those are just 0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:23.600 general talk. You just pick one or two. Talk about 0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:25.640 it what we like? 0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:28.480 He said, positive and this gave you a back to. 0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:35.359 You've got this. Everyone heard it? God damn holy ship. Yeah, 0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:38.920 well this has been one of my favorite podcasts so far. 0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:42.000 I'll be a lot of laughter thirty four minutes of dude, 0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:44.000 even if the joke's not funny, your. 0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:45.279 Laugh is so infectious. 0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:49.239 I gotta tell you, man, So for me, I I 0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:51.520 like that fun like and I don't I don't know. 0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:54.560 I'm apologetic for it. You like, why am I going 0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:56.840 to go somewhere and not have a good time? Like, 0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.359 I just don't understand that whole I get one ride 0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:01.560 on this rock. You can say whatever the fuck you 0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.200 want to me. Nothing anybody says bothers me, bumps me 0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.319 because I know I'm on on on one ride and 0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:07.879 when I go somewhere, I'm gonna have a good time. 0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:10.080 Good that's it. I'm gonna have a good time. 0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:13.680 That show you went to the other night, Yeah, yeah, 0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:14.799 you told the cookie joke. 0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.359 By the way, I told the cookie Tell the cookie. 0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:17.520 I'm surprised you remember that. 0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.920 But but but yeah, hey he. 0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:23.440 Knows that the fucking bar afterwards, I was like, hey, bro, 0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:25.840 we gotta get out of here. Yeah. Like, I was like, 0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:27.879 I need that bad. I was like, I need help. 0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:29.719 He he ended up at the end two He's like, 0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:31.400 now I went to that we gotta get out here. 0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:32.319 And I looked at R and I was like, hey, 0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:36.680 I need help. We gotta go. You can't drink jelly 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.040 roll as a tank man, can't. 0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:40.080 He was drinking on He drank half a half a 0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:43.160 fifth on our bus. He he drank half a handle, 0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:46.960 No smaller, he drank Oh you're telling me a story. 0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:50.840 Half a handle of tequila at his video shoot straight 0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:51.680 out right. 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:55.680 Here you go, Bubba, let's take at him. And he's yeah, 0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:57.480 he's got he's got away with words. 0:36:57.560 --> 0:36:59.359 Yes, he calls you bubby. You're like, well, I am 0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:01.359 a part of this. Yeah, you feel like I am 0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:01.560 in this. 0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:04.600 He's handing you shots and they're like quadruples, bro. So 0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:06.720 you do you never do the toss over the shoulder? 0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.200 No I did. I should have, but no. If someone's like, hey, man, 0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:12.879 oh yeah, let me ask you a football. 0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:15.279 Question, and they asked me and then they come, let 0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:17.160 me give you some new ideas, my thanks, man, and. 0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:20.239 I just tossed it over. I'm not getting run the 0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:23.120 intelligence of the line. I feel like he got. 0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:23.680 You know what I mean. 0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:26.680 I have to tell you I'm a little insulted. Nobody's 0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:27.880 ever tried to rufee me before. 0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:29.839 I think somebody has and I'm gonna hang my hat 0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:30.920 on that, but I have no proof. 0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:33.279 You know somebody's tried to roofe me. Well maybe, but 0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:35.399 I'm more talking about myself. Yeah, watch out for that. 0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:39.319 I mean, I feel like just one time would have 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:42.480 been nice for you, Roofie, you. 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:43.960 Know what I mean. I appreciate it. 0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:47.759 I appreciate you thinking I wouldn't say, yeah, I guess 0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:48.960 I'll go in my way unless you want to. 0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:49.640 You don't want to go again? 0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:53.080 You're getting okay, I'll just put this on yeah, I yeah, 0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:56.480 But I also like, I don't think. I think i'm 0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:59.200 generally when I'm out, I'm getting sucked up enough where 0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:02.640 I'm sure people like he doesn't need the Roofie, He's 0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:03.760 on his way by himself. 0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:05.920 You a big drinker. I used to be. 0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:08.560 I make bad life decisions when I drink, so I 0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:11.279 hadn't drink in probably four or five years. Jelly Old 0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:14.439 switched that all around. But I'm a huge we guy 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:16.799 and a huge mushroom guy. Like I take mushrooms. I'm 0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:17.680 taking mushrooms tonight. 0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:19.440 Don't you do it every Monday? Every Monday night? 0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:22.000 Mushrooms as in like a three point five you have 0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:25.520 an actual boom, like you actually go and you take 0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:26.320 like a microdose. 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.560 What's three three point five grams? 0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.040 Is the proper amount you would take to have a 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:31.840 hero's journey? 0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:33.920 Yeah, hero's journey. I like that. I'm taking that. 0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.799 It's now in my back podcast. And also that's two 0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:38.360 things I've had to explain to people today. So that 0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:39.160 makes me keep it smarter. 0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.200 Yeah, or a drug addict one of the two. 0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:46.719 I By the way, this you're lucky I didn't have 0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:47.200 to teach you. 0:38:47.160 --> 0:38:49.960 Math over quarantine. You would have learned grams and fractions 0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:52.200 and that's about it. That is all. Yeah. 0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:57.000 But I take about one and a half to two 0:38:57.080 --> 0:39:00.600 grams and then I'll take two hundred milligrams vetibles. Then 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:02.080 I'll smoke a joint and then I turn on my 0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:04.240 camera and I just see what happens. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.440 Really everything it's just live or whatever, live streaming. Wow, 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:10.920 and it's it's there's there been times. 0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:13.680 Remember there were times when we were in California and 0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:15.600 I remember I was out back and the show ended 0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:17.719 and he leaned over from the bat patio and he goes, 0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:18.160 how's it going. 0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:20.160 I go, you're gonna have to come help me upstairs, 0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.440 and he was like, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah he 0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:24.080 had to. That is well. 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:28.719 First off, forget the mushrooms. Two hundred milligrams. I don't 0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:32.120 do weed right, never have right. But if you it 0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:34.400 seems successive. Yeah, that seems like a lot to me. 0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.040 Yeah. Jilly Roll was on here and said, what do 0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:40.239 you say? I had a thousand? It's something. 0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:46.720 On the way over here, dude, I can't even imagine. Friends, 0:39:46.760 --> 0:39:50.160 I know, take five milligrams and just literally over on 0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:53.040 the floor. Never anything over twenty really, and yeah, dead 0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:55.080 body if you're over twenty. Yeah, like you know what 0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:57.759 I'm saying from what i've Yeah, I take the under 0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:00.719 it and go on stage on my set today Late show, 0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:01.920 and you never get. 0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:05.839 Like you never get the scariest feel like, oh god, yeah, 0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:12.360 i'd be No. We can imagine what I would be. 0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:15.320 You can imagine it's pretty deer in aheadlight. 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:18.440 I can imagine what worlds like, and I'm pretty sure 0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.120 it's a lot like a deer head. Like well, like 0:40:20.200 --> 0:40:22.120 listen that show that you came and watch, and you 0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:24.560 you know how insane it is. I get I do 0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:25.759 one hundred milligrads before I do. 0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:33.160 That show m so to just two grams of mushrooms? 0:40:33.719 --> 0:40:34.080 How you? 0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:37.359 How does that feel as opposed to the hero's journey 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:38.240 you spoke on before? 0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:43.719 It is okay, so two grams of mushrooms is gigly. Yeah, 0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:47.160 but and you definitely like your vision. It's not your 0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:50.040 vision is different. The best way I can see it 0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:52.480 is say, is like sometimes if I was looking at you, 0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:54.080 I'd be looking at you like through a screen door, 0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:56.759 right or when you moved, there would be part of 0:40:56.760 --> 0:40:58.120 you that it would look like it would look like 0:40:58.120 --> 0:40:59.400 you know what I mean, and the other part like 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:01.399 that kind of did you ever? 0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:03.520 Were you ever a Selvia guy? But I heard about it? 0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:06.080 God damn I can tell that story. Yeah that was 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:07.480 in college. That was a bit of a deal. 0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:09.880 But I want to hear the well, it sounds like 0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:10.680 what you were talking about. 0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:16.280 Yeah, it's super fun and you have like a warmish feeling, 0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:18.880 but you're not out of control. Sure, the two hundred 0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:20.880 milligrams pushes you a little closer to out of control, 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:22.960 right than the joint, and then the joint with some 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:27.920 wax in it. Yeah, it's all sometimes so I do 0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:31.200 it tonight, and so sometimes I'll just pick up kids books, 0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.280 children's books, and I'll read children's books. 0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:35.640 So why do you Okay, so what made you? Let's 0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:37.920 start from the beginning. Okay, how did you decide to 0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:38.160 do this? 0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:41.640 Yeah? Like what made you want to do? Okay, Monday 0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:44.479 without without any Like, let's just pick up a children book. 0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:47.720 See what happens. I started. 0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:51.880 There was this last little bit of me on stage 0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.840 that I didn't consider to be free, like I was 0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.800 still holding on to Like I was like, I'm just 0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:01.280 still care a little too much about what think about 0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:04.320 about acting stupid, about telling the joke that's gonna bomb, 0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:07.000 And I can't be great at what I do if 0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:08.239 I'm still worried. 0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:09.719 About other people. Yeah, I just can't be. 0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:11.680 I can't be scared to tell a joke or try 0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:13.680 something because I'm scared to look stupid. 0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:17.680 How can I look stupid and still. 0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:19.799 You know, how can I prove to myself that I 0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:21.040 can look stupid and it'll be all right? 0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:21.400 M hm? 0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:23.640 So I was like, I'm gonna get super high on 0:42:23.719 --> 0:42:27.000 camera and I know I'm gonna say stupid shit and 0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:28.799 then I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and see how I feel. 0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:30.960 And I did it, and I read through comments, and 0:42:30.960 --> 0:42:33.360 they were like, this is the funniest dream. It's so 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.399 fun to see something. And instead of saying I looked 0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:38.160 stupid or saying stupid stuff, they were like, instead of 0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.280 it's so nice to watch somebody who's comfortable and doesn't 0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:44.200 care and it's just being themselves. And I was like, oh, 0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:48.200 so they're seeing the same things, but they're assigning something 0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:51.320 positive to it, and I was just assigning something negative 0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.839 on my own. Man, right, I was assigning negative. They 0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:57.759 were seeing positive. And so I just kept doing it 0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:00.000 and it has made me so because I do the stupid. 0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:02.000 But you can imagine on two grams of shrooms two 0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:06.080 hundred milligrams and a joint, I'm doing some pretty, right, Yeah, yeah, 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:09.319 I'm doing some pretty. And like I wake up the 0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.640 next day and I'm like, I'm fine. And so it's 0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:14.360 just been saying and then it developed such a fucking 0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:17.480 crazy following, like I only smoked my joints out of 0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:26.279 baby hands. Yeah, okay, have do you? So I I 0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:27.960 put the baby hand on my finger, I put the 0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:30.440 joint in the babyhand and I smoke it like this, Yeah. 0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:32.719 That's it. 0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:36.960 Oh those are a couple of them. Uh, Let me 0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:40.320 see is that? 0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:43.080 That's it? God? That is so funny. That's it. Ye, 0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:46.080 well that's real, that's it. That's just well placed comedy. 0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:48.440 That's what that is. It's just well placed. It's funny. 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:49.439 It's fun man. 0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:54.120 And you know what, like people bring babyhands to shows 0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:55.760 and have me sign them. 0:43:55.960 --> 0:44:00.560 Really yeah, it's so crazy. So when how were you 0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:02.359 got introduced to comedy? When you wt fifteen years old? 0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:07.200 When you really young? Yeah? When did you decide to 0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:09.600 start doing comedy? Was that at fifteen or did you 0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:12.239 see something that changed your opinion on I. 0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:14.640 Tried it at fifteen, sure, and I loved it. The 0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:16.920 first joke I ever told my mom and dad were 0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:20.160 in the front row. I was fifteen. I stepped on them. 0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:23.600 By the way. I was wearing acid washed jeans. 0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:23.960 Cool. 0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:28.520 I had some chunky white high tops not laced up 0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:30.839 with the jeans tucked into him. I was wearing a 0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:35.760 white mesh shirts. It was tight mesh, like a football 0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:37.080 jersey with skill white and playing. 0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.160 Sure. I had a thick cat top at it wasn't good, dude. 0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:41.000 I had a thick. 0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:43.239 Silver chain, not like a rope, but like one king 0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:44.000 tut would a war. 0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:45.520 I had you know what I mean. 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:48.480 I had a hat and I had a killer mullet, 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:49.799 like a killer mullet. 0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:52.320 And I was I thought I looked good man. Yeah. 0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:55.600 And I walked on stage and my mom and dad 0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:57.799 were in the front row, and I remember I asked 0:44:57.800 --> 0:44:59.160 the dude who ran the oh mic, I go, what 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:00.520 should talk about? He talk about what? 0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:00.719 You know? 0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:03.400 I knew my parents, And so the first joke I 0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:05.719 ever told was everybody, I'm Josh, I'm fifteen years old. 0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:08.480 I'm really happy my mom and dad here, and this 0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:10.239 is the first fucking time I'll be able to fucking 0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:11.839 swear in front of my cocksucking mom. 0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:13.120 Yeah. 0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:18.880 And my dad was like, oh, no, it's over, but 0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:20.800 I heard the last. 0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:21.560 Yeah. 0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:23.160 I had a silent car ride home. 0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:27.200 My mom walked in ahead of us, and my dad 0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:28.400 was like, hey, look, you're gonna have to find your 0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:28.680 own way. 0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:30.600 And the next time I'm like, yeah, I understand. Yeah, 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:34.319 but I loved it. What did she say when the 0:45:34.440 --> 0:45:36.560 when the words didn't come out the next day? 0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:40.799 Yes, she said, I thought you felt very natural up there. 0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:42.200 Yeah, that was about it. 0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:45.000 That's well, that's nice. That was nice to feel comfortable 0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:46.680 with a mic in your hand. In front of let's say, 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:48.680 a dozen people. I don't know what it's like. Fifty 0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:51.000 people are fifty people, Yep, that's got to be. To 0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:53.279 feel comfortable in that way is a unique thing to 0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:53.960 I want. 0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:56.200 To tell you something without a doubt, and this has 0:45:56.239 --> 0:46:00.520 only changed recently. I've always felt more comfortable on stage. Really, 0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:03.719 I've always felt more true to myself on stage and 0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:06.560 off stage. I've all I was. I always felt like 0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:08.960 I was putting on a show, and so on stage 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:11.480 is where I felt most comfortable, just because I was 0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:14.719 in control of all aspects. I don't know why, man, 0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:17.400 but on stage is where I just felt normal. 0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.920 Why do you think it took being off stage? To me? 0:46:21.000 --> 0:46:23.120 You feel like you're putting on an act. Is because you're. 0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:25.359 Funny or comedian. Then you meet people and people are 0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:27.480 expecting funny. I think, so they're expecting you to be 0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:29.680 that guy. Yes, tell us a joke right now? Yes, 0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:31.640 you know, right and so, and that's it. 0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:35.160 Like off stage, you want the funny to come organically 0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:38.680 and so. But you you think people are expecting it 0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:41.600 so much all of the time, right, You just put 0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:43.000 a little pressure on yourself to be like, well, I 0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:44.560 gotta be I'm the entertainment. 0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:47.239 When one of the reasons I started saying no to 0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.719 parties is because I was like, I can't well, I 0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:53.360 hate to do this to you. This is part started 0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:55.440 saying no part started saying no party. Who's reading this 0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:59.160 on your boy? All right, here we go, Georgia bood 0:46:59.320 --> 0:46:59.640 will co. 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:02.520 I'm a huge fan of Georgia but and so am 0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:04.080 I let me tell you a little about Gegia. But 0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:06.799 Georgia but is the world's most comfortable boot. 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Head over to 0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:35.759 Georgia boot dot com and use code busting for twenty 0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:37.759 percent off. Let me see that one more time, head 0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:40.160 over to Georgia boot dot com and use code Busting 0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:41.480 for twenty percent off. 0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:44.759 Now, before we get back to the show, come on, man, 0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:48.759 let's talk about something. Yeah, what happened between the first 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:50.160 and second one? Like I literally had like a I 0:48:50.200 --> 0:48:51.600 feel like somebody I don't know. 0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:52.640 Then all of a sudden it turned on. 0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.799 I think this too, because we has nervous around, right. 0:48:55.880 --> 0:48:57.919 We had a whole lot of fun doing it last week, 0:48:57.960 --> 0:48:59.560 and I know it's like, this is what we want 0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:01.759 to do moving forward. Now we have a guest sitting there, 0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:03.480 it's like the things are going off. You kind of 0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:05.560 hear it and you're like, should we kind of stop 0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:08.520 what we're doing? And then you lead up and try 0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:10.279 and read and you just don't guests to start that 0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:12.160 at though, because you, like you said, you're having good time. 0:49:12.480 --> 0:49:14.680 So you're in the middle of a conversation. But AD's 0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:16.919 got to read. The change gotta happen when you change 0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:18.239 gott to happen. 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That was outstanding. 0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:49.920 Cherry's Barry my god, one of Like so they chrys Berries. 0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:51.759 I think they came out and said that's the best 0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:54.920 read we've ever had, really because all they want is 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:56.520 for people to remember the product. 0:52:57.880 --> 0:53:00.600 On your right your eye I was calling here is 0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:05.560 like he's been crying like the entire standing burr Is video. 0:53:06.280 --> 0:53:09.520 Yeah, you don't think Cherry's berry. You don't think Sherr's 0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:13.360 Berry's loves forty thousand views. 0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:15.719 And we need cherryes Berry's something like that. We just 0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:20.239 we played the most famous You better correct And by 0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:22.000 the way, I want to hit you guys. Practice that accent. 0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:27.360 Dude, he uh he since he's so known for like 0:53:27.400 --> 0:53:29.799 kind of being an asshole, like that's his comedy when 0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:31.360 he is what is the thing he did that he 0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:32.000 got so much. 0:53:31.880 --> 0:53:35.839 Backlash on Yeah, I was gonna say he was a. 0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:38.680 God damn people were he was trending on Twitter and 0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:39.759 I'm like, well, I'm a BIRF fan. 0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:40.480 Let's see what's going on. 0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:44.439 And people are just absolutely murdering, like but it's always 0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:45.719 Indian Actor of the Year Ward. 0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:49.040 He's like, not sure why of this? He just read 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:52.640 it just totally downplaying the human that won it. He God. 0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:56.239 I texted him and I was like, I was like, 0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:58.840 how's it going, And he just basically said, and this 0:53:58.920 --> 0:54:01.040 is his deal man. He was on said he was like, 0:54:01.080 --> 0:54:02.759 none of this is real. I don't worry about that ship. 0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:08.319 And I was like, he's right, show it's not real man, 0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:11.200 and so you know, and he was like, I don't care. 0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:12.000 He said, none. 0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:14.359 Those people are buying tickets to my shop. That's right man, 0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:18.719 He's right, Like he's one hundred percent right. You can't 0:54:18.800 --> 0:54:21.439 his SNL his did you watch the Mount of Model? 0:54:21.760 --> 0:54:23.440 That thing there was like five minutes that I was 0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:25.720 dying murdering people. 0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:29.560 Yeah, but you know what else, like it's one thing 0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:32.719 for me and here's the key to comedy, Like you 0:54:32.719 --> 0:54:35.799 know who Joey Diaz is. Yes, there aren't people who 0:54:35.880 --> 0:54:39.120 leave his show like he was offensive because he's so 0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:42.640 authentic the people who I find who people are going. 0:54:42.680 --> 0:54:45.200 He's he's offensive or I don't like what he's saying. 0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:48.120 Are the people who feel shock jockey, who feel like 0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:50.799 they're trying to say something to make you go. But 0:54:50.920 --> 0:54:54.000 Burr and Joey Diaz, they're so authentic to who they 0:54:54.040 --> 0:54:56.640 are that you may not agree with what they say, 0:54:56.800 --> 0:54:59.200 but you know they're not saying it just to get 0:54:59.239 --> 0:55:01.560 a right just to rile you up. Right, this is 0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:04.120 who they are, this is the person you're watching. And 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:07.879 so Burr is so fucking authentic And that's why none 0:55:07.920 --> 0:55:10.400 of that ship bothers him too, because he's like, I'm 0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:10.840 just telling you. 0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:11.520 What my truth is. 0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:13.360 Yeah, you don't have to be on board for it, 0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:14.719 but I'm just telling you what my truth is. 0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:15.400 Yeah. I love that. 0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:17.319 Yeah, I think it's needed more than ever right now, 0:55:17.400 --> 0:55:19.480 without a doubt. It's it is tough when you have 0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:21.759 to kind of tiptoe around everything. Everything's I mean, and 0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:24.000 I don't want to but here I am trying to 0:55:24.160 --> 0:55:25.879 hand I want to sound insensitive, but at the same time, 0:55:25.880 --> 0:55:27.840 it's like we just need to all calm down and 0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:29.920 be able to take a joke. They're evil, really need 0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.360 to be able to way too serious, way too serious. 0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:34.480 Now I've been thinking about that whole the Jewish thing 0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:35.799 we talked about in the beginning of the show. 0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:38.120 I'm like, God, damn, I might get killed for that. 0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:45.359 But one of the reasons on the show, but but 0:55:45.360 --> 0:55:46.160 but that's the thing, man. 0:55:46.200 --> 0:55:47.759 One of the reasons that I do that right up 0:55:47.800 --> 0:55:50.359 front is just to let you know guards are down. 0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:53.680 I like that, I'm good, Like I'm good you. First 0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:56.200 of all, somebody who doesn't have my last name, there's 0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:57.880 nothing you can say to me that would offend me. 0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:00.520 I don't fucking know you. I don't care what your 0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:03.080 opinion of me is, because it's not an informed opinion. 0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:05.560 It's whatever you see online, or you don't like a joke, 0:56:05.680 --> 0:56:10.360 or you know. I did a I do some musical comedy, 0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:12.160 right and one of the songs that I do is 0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:15.480 about a dude with a guy with man boots, and 0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:18.279 I showed a I shot a video and the guy 0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:22.080 in the video has some great jiggly tittiest and I 0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:27.319 got a message, uh that from a trans person who 0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:29.840 was like, that's pretty insensitive to trans people, And I'm like, 0:56:30.680 --> 0:56:36.120 it's a it's a joke about a man with jiggly tits. 0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:39.880 If you take it past that that's on you. 0:56:40.200 --> 0:56:43.040 Right, So that's the hell. How do they elaborate? 0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:45.279 I didn't know because I'm not getting into that. 0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:48.240 I know what specially behind a keyboard too exactly. 0:56:48.320 --> 0:56:50.440 And I because I know what my I know what 0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:52.520 my intent is. My intent is to make fun of 0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:55.719 dudes with big tits. How you read that is up 0:56:55.760 --> 0:56:56.160 to you. 0:56:56.239 --> 0:56:56.839 Do you know what I mean? 0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:58.840 How you read that as up to you? And and 0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:00.720 that's the thing. There's such a differference. 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:05.120 Between jokes and being prejudiced or racist. And if you 0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:08.520 can't tell the difference, we've got a problem. 0:57:08.600 --> 0:57:09.400 Yeah, we really do. 0:57:09.600 --> 0:57:12.920 And there is a problem we should be abl Do 0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:15.120 you know what makes it worse is the fact that 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.400 you're telling me I can't joke about it. 0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:18.160 Now. 0:57:18.240 --> 0:57:22.800 We are dividing things up, right, Like Okay. 0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:25.120 It's like they need you to act how they perceive you. 0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:28.400 Comedy is like a safe place for it's an every 0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:30.560 thing goes should be genre. 0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:32.040 And I would say this too. 0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:35.160 And I do some jokes in a specific order in 0:57:35.200 --> 0:57:38.880 my set where I make fun of dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, 0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:42.120 And then I'll make a couple of comments about women. 0:57:42.160 --> 0:57:44.080 And I'm like Hey, I watched you left with the 0:57:44.080 --> 0:57:46.360 guide jokes. You can't pick and choose. 0:57:46.960 --> 0:57:50.520 Oh, there's like a woman sitting there to them. 0:57:51.360 --> 0:57:52.760 And part of it is like I make a couple 0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:54.440 of man titty like I do the song about the 0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:56.680 man tits, and then one there's one song about the 0:57:56.720 --> 0:57:58.160 dude with a tiny dick, and then. 0:57:58.080 --> 0:57:59.080 I do a song. 0:58:00.360 --> 0:58:03.920 About fupahs and some women don't laugh. I'm like, you 0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.960 laughed at small dick, you laughed at jiggly titties. Dudes, 0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:10.200 you you can't pick and choose, right, either every jiggly 0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:12.320 body part is funny or none of them. But you 0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:14.760 can't laugh at my man's small dick and not laugh 0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:17.680 at your fupa Like that's there's no there's no line, right, 0:58:17.920 --> 0:58:19.760 And so I do that kind of stuff just to 0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:24.240 show people their ridiculousness. Now, you can't go on stage 0:58:24.240 --> 0:58:26.520 as a white dude and start dropping the N word and. 0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:27.600 That's not funny. 0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:29.720 Yeah, no, it's not so for the people who'll be like, 0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:31.919 they're ruining my jokes. No, if you're dropping the N word, 0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:34.080 then you don't get what we're. 0:58:33.960 --> 0:58:36.240 Saying, you know what I mean? Yeah, they don't love 0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:38.120 you because you can't say anymore. 0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:41.000 You think America is going down the wrong Pathah, but 0:58:41.440 --> 0:58:44.040 to be able to make jokes we are different, Yo, 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:46.560 you ask any black person. You know, white people and 0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:49.680 black people are exactly same, right? No, well that's what 0:58:49.680 --> 0:58:50.920 they want us to say, that we're all the same. 0:58:50.960 --> 0:58:51.720 Aren't we all the same? 0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:55.440 No? Culturally we're all fucking different. That's great, that's what 0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:56.439 make America great. 0:58:56.800 --> 0:58:59.800 But because there's differences, we get too Pope fun of 0:59:00.000 --> 0:59:00.959 those fucking. 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:02.400 Differences, right, Otherwise, if for all the same, there's nothing 0:59:02.400 --> 0:59:03.720 to make fun of it, that's the deal. 0:59:03.840 --> 0:59:07.640 Like, I just don't understand we want at the base level, 0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:08.320 we're all the same. 0:59:08.320 --> 0:59:10.720 We're people, but we grew up different. 0:59:10.760 --> 0:59:14.080 We have different experiences, we have different histories, we grew 0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:18.160 up in different culturally. So there, we all are incredibly different. 0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:20.560 Why can't we poke fun of those differences? 0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:20.880 So? 0:59:20.920 --> 0:59:22.680 Has this has always been a thought process of yours? 0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:24.880 Or is it developed over time and learning more and 0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:26.520 being in the comedic world. 0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:29.600 Uh? Well, you know, I grew up in the three 0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:33.439 older brothers. I grew up in an era where there 0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:36.960 wasn't a whole lot of sensitivity. You know, even with 0:59:37.000 --> 0:59:40.280 the adults. I had a coach, a baseball coach at 0:59:40.320 --> 0:59:43.800 a very young age, and I didn't understand it until later. 0:59:43.960 --> 0:59:48.600 He used to refer to he used to refer. 0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:51.440 To the black kids on the other team as the 0:59:51.480 --> 0:59:52.320 skill players. 0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:52.880 Yeah. 0:59:52.920 --> 0:59:54.520 He was like, that team's got a lot of skill players. 0:59:54.600 --> 0:59:57.439 And I was like, I didn't understand for a long time, Yeah, 0:59:57.920 --> 1:00:01.080 what's he talking about? And then finally my that was like, hey, 1:00:01.200 --> 1:00:02.960 don't don't refer to them as skill players. 1:00:03.160 --> 1:00:05.440 Oh your dad was. He was hip enough to understand that. 1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:06.280 My dad was straight up. 1:00:06.320 --> 1:00:09.040 He was like, yes, is just you know that's racist. 1:00:09.040 --> 1:00:11.000 I'm like, oh, okay, but you grew I grew up 1:00:11.000 --> 1:00:14.520 on it. But people just I had a friend's dad 1:00:14.600 --> 1:00:15.960 who used to call me the Jew kid. 1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:18.480 Is the Jew kid coming up? And I was like, 1:00:18.480 --> 1:00:19.520 I'm here, you know what I mean? 1:00:22.440 --> 1:00:29.600 Yeah, but that never seemed weird to me, just because 1:00:30.080 --> 1:00:34.160 that guy genuinely like that dude drove me to the 1:00:34.280 --> 1:00:38.160 hospital in a breakdown lane in his car at ninety 1:00:38.200 --> 1:00:38.880 miles an hour. 1:00:39.200 --> 1:00:41.680 He loved me like a son. Yeah, I was also 1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:43.760 the Jew kid from down the street. Sure it was 1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:46.360 not I knew the intent. Do you know what I 1:00:46.400 --> 1:00:48.240 mean like, no, I get what you're saying. 1:00:48.240 --> 1:00:50.040 I knew the intent. I one hundred percent and get 1:00:50.040 --> 1:00:50.439 what you're saying. 1:00:50.440 --> 1:00:54.000 But we being a non Jewish, just regular white guy, 1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:55.480 it's like, I can't sit here and be like, yeah, 1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:57.360 absolutely no, you can't. We should refer everybody as the 1:00:57.440 --> 1:01:00.920 jew kid laugh at him saying yeah, no, I think 1:01:00.960 --> 1:01:03.160 it's I think it's funny. And I love the fact 1:01:03.160 --> 1:01:07.560 that you saw through what he how he saw you, and. 1:01:07.440 --> 1:01:09.040 But what he said. I like that. 1:01:09.600 --> 1:01:11.400 But now I'm sitting here with cameras and I can't 1:01:11.440 --> 1:01:12.960 go fuck get you know what I'm saying. 1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:17.320 But it's because the job another one. 1:01:17.320 --> 1:01:19.120 Here's the honest truth. The honest truth is, even at 1:01:19.160 --> 1:01:22.520 a young age, the word didn't the word didn't mean 1:01:22.560 --> 1:01:25.600 anything to me because his actions are what meant him 1:01:25.600 --> 1:01:28.320 to me. He fed me when I slept at the house. 1:01:29.000 --> 1:01:30.160 You know, he made my bed. 1:01:30.280 --> 1:01:32.560 He you know, he drove me to Little league practice, 1:01:32.560 --> 1:01:33.760 he drove me to the hospital. 1:01:34.200 --> 1:01:36.960 His actions showed me that he loved that. This dude 1:01:37.080 --> 1:01:37.440 loved me. 1:01:37.640 --> 1:01:39.840 When I used to go back home, he always when 1:01:39.840 --> 1:01:42.160 I when when his son was back home, he was like, hey, 1:01:42.200 --> 1:01:44.040 make sure Josh comes over wrong and to make sure 1:01:44.040 --> 1:01:45.800 you know, so you became Josh eventually when I got 1:01:45.840 --> 1:01:50.680 a little older, Yeah, I think that. 1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:54.560 Okay, well now you can just be Josh. 1:01:54.600 --> 1:01:57.320 But like that's it, Like I was smart enough to 1:01:57.360 --> 1:01:59.040 know this guy loves me, but he grew up in 1:01:59.080 --> 1:02:01.200 an error where that you kid, wasn't a bad thing 1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:03.040 to say, right, do you know what I mean? That 1:02:04.440 --> 1:02:06.960 wasn't a negative thing and I wasn't gonna penalize them. 1:02:07.160 --> 1:02:09.080 And it doesn't make it wrong or right based on 1:02:09.120 --> 1:02:11.480 the air they grew up, I think, because if you 1:02:11.520 --> 1:02:14.040 go back to slavery, it's like, I'm sure a lot 1:02:14.080 --> 1:02:17.160 of people probably here would have had slaves, but we 1:02:17.160 --> 1:02:19.360 wouldn't have known that it was wrong. Now that we 1:02:19.440 --> 1:02:21.680 know it was wrong, do you look back at him 1:02:21.720 --> 1:02:24.360 and do people think that guy's wrong for saying that? 1:02:24.480 --> 1:02:24.840 Interesting? 1:02:24.880 --> 1:02:28.200 You know, like when that stuff happened with Mike Vick 1:02:28.760 --> 1:02:29.400 And we have. 1:02:29.360 --> 1:02:32.120 A dog and we love dogs. I love dogs. 1:02:32.760 --> 1:02:35.920 But I know people who have grown up thinking that's 1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:39.280 an animal, right, that's an animal. And look, my grandmother, 1:02:39.760 --> 1:02:43.200 my mom's mom, this is not so far removed. If 1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:45.240 the dog was in the house, she wouldn't walk in. 1:02:45.360 --> 1:02:47.120 She was like, that's an animal who belongs outside. Put 1:02:47.160 --> 1:02:49.479 it in the backyard. Really, I'm not in the house 1:02:49.480 --> 1:02:52.320 with the animal. Is she took it as an insult 1:02:52.520 --> 1:02:55.080 that you want me in the house with the animal. 1:02:55.800 --> 1:02:56.600 That was just right. 1:02:57.520 --> 1:02:59.000 I don't know if you guys have ever met people 1:02:59.040 --> 1:03:01.480 who grew up like that, fighting dogs and they don't 1:03:01.520 --> 1:03:06.160 see them as right. So as horrific and terrible to me. 1:03:06.800 --> 1:03:09.960 Obviously he deserved to be punished. But that's when you 1:03:09.960 --> 1:03:11.880 don't forgive people, You don't give them a chance to learn. 1:03:12.720 --> 1:03:15.439 So everybody is deserved there is allowed their learning curve. 1:03:15.760 --> 1:03:17.880 You don't get judged on your mistake, man, You get 1:03:17.960 --> 1:03:20.520 judged on how you respond after your mistake. Are you 1:03:20.840 --> 1:03:22.920 the same asshole? Well then I got no love for you. 1:03:23.240 --> 1:03:26.640 Are you somebody like Mike Vick? Clearly who took all 1:03:26.680 --> 1:03:29.720 the classes, bro? He took he you know, he finally 1:03:29.760 --> 1:03:31.240 was allowed to get a dog for his daughter. 1:03:31.280 --> 1:03:33.320 Did you read that? They finally allowed him? 1:03:33.720 --> 1:03:36.280 This dude worked hard, So you're allowed to become a 1:03:36.280 --> 1:03:36.960 better person. 1:03:37.000 --> 1:03:39.920 So now that should be well you're saying, is now 1:03:39.960 --> 1:03:41.120 we should just move on from Mike. 1:03:41.240 --> 1:03:42.680 They doing the dog fights? 1:03:42.800 --> 1:03:45.600 Yo, he had You're allowed to become a better person. 1:03:45.680 --> 1:03:45.840 Right. 1:03:45.880 --> 1:03:47.800 And so if you grew up in an era or 1:03:47.880 --> 1:03:52.600 in an area where you're you're all the grown ups 1:03:52.600 --> 1:03:56.440 around you were saying terrible things about black people, your kid. 1:03:56.200 --> 1:03:58.320 You're going to believe what these grown ups. 1:03:58.200 --> 1:04:02.120 Said, You're probably well, you've been taught absolutely so. Now, 1:04:02.240 --> 1:04:04.400 so some guy in the sticks of Tennessee, just using 1:04:04.400 --> 1:04:07.520 Tennessee because we're in Tennessee, who you know, goes to 1:04:07.560 --> 1:04:11.720 a clan meeting or less less aggressive, you know, doesn't 1:04:11.800 --> 1:04:13.120 like the black kid across the street. 1:04:13.480 --> 1:04:14.280 Like that kid, his. 1:04:14.280 --> 1:04:15.960 Son is learning from him, or his daughter is learning 1:04:16.000 --> 1:04:17.760 from him. How did you teach that kid that that's 1:04:17.760 --> 1:04:20.880 not okay? Right, I'm listening to these two people, my parents. 1:04:20.920 --> 1:04:25.080 When you're a kid, your parents are superman. They they say, go. 1:04:25.200 --> 1:04:28.600 Is you tell me those black people the Mexicans are 1:04:28.600 --> 1:04:31.200 stilling your job. And I'm growing up with a fear 1:04:31.480 --> 1:04:33.960 of brown people. I'm gonna take that with me. Man, 1:04:34.440 --> 1:04:35.440 that's my experience. 1:04:35.880 --> 1:04:36.040 Now. 1:04:36.080 --> 1:04:38.840 I feel terrible for that kid. But that kid, and 1:04:38.960 --> 1:04:41.760 there's no excuse for behavior. And if you end up 1:04:41.800 --> 1:04:44.320 being racist person, or you end up being you know, 1:04:44.400 --> 1:04:45.640 hurting somebody else, you need to. 1:04:45.560 --> 1:04:48.720 Be punished, but then you also need to be allowed 1:04:48.760 --> 1:04:50.280 to learn, Yeah, and be forgiven. 1:04:50.480 --> 1:04:52.480 You know the best thing that happened with Nick Cannon. 1:04:52.520 --> 1:04:55.200 You know Nick Cannon sad that shit about Jews, and 1:04:55.760 --> 1:04:58.840 Julian Edelman was like, hey man, let me introduce you 1:04:58.880 --> 1:05:02.600 to some rabbis. That's the way instead of canceling people 1:05:02.720 --> 1:05:09.320 he's been Deshaun said something about Jewish people. Well yeah, 1:05:09.320 --> 1:05:11.000 he posted someone on a story that way, and but 1:05:11.160 --> 1:05:13.360 Edelman did it the right way. Man, I'm not shaming you. 1:05:13.600 --> 1:05:15.880 This is what you believe. I'm here to tell you. 1:05:16.200 --> 1:05:19.280 Let me introduce you to some people. So if you 1:05:19.360 --> 1:05:22.240 cancel them, if you cancel Nick Cannon, if you canceled 1:05:22.240 --> 1:05:26.000 DeShawn Jackson, you're pushing them even further into the wrong 1:05:26.240 --> 1:05:29.400 group of think that's what you do. Now, I'm gonna 1:05:29.440 --> 1:05:34.120 fucking dig in. You're canceling me. That must must be right. 1:05:34.320 --> 1:05:36.000 Instead of hey man, come here, let me put my 1:05:36.120 --> 1:05:38.040 arm around you and let me show you. This is 1:05:38.080 --> 1:05:41.560 a rabbi. You don't think the Holocaust is real? Tell them, 1:05:41.640 --> 1:05:43.040 Let me show you this number, let me show you 1:05:43.080 --> 1:05:43.600 where I've been. 1:05:43.800 --> 1:05:45.080 Let me bring you over to ost Fitz. 1:05:45.480 --> 1:05:49.280 All this stuff which teaches people, but you start to 1:05:49.320 --> 1:05:52.720 cancel them and then they're gonna that makes it stronger together, 1:05:53.640 --> 1:05:54.320 It just doesn't do it. 1:05:54.360 --> 1:05:56.480 Canceling kissling can do a lot more harm than good 1:05:56.480 --> 1:05:58.360 because then that person just goes away and they don't 1:05:58.440 --> 1:06:01.640 learn anything, just secluded, and then they get mad maybe 1:06:01.640 --> 1:06:04.480 at the thing that and they says something negative about 1:06:04.480 --> 1:06:06.200 if it was Jewish people or black people or whatever. 1:06:06.360 --> 1:06:09.840 And then the people who are like obviously as a 1:06:09.880 --> 1:06:12.280 lot of us are anti cancel culture. But then a 1:06:12.280 --> 1:06:14.720 lot of people are like see, and it makes their 1:06:14.840 --> 1:06:15.960 stances even stronger. 1:06:15.960 --> 1:06:18.800 They're trying us silence us, right right, and so that 1:06:18.840 --> 1:06:21.040 makes it because everyone has a platform now. 1:06:21.120 --> 1:06:24.880 Yo, nothing makes you fight harder than when you think 1:06:24.920 --> 1:06:28.240 somebody is trying to take something that you have, no question. 1:06:28.080 --> 1:06:29.840 Right, So right, So the way do you want to 1:06:29.880 --> 1:06:30.800 motivate somebody. 1:06:30.600 --> 1:06:32.600 Tell them my money, I'm gonna take those guns, you are, 1:06:32.760 --> 1:06:33.560 I'm gonna take those guns? 1:06:33.560 --> 1:06:34.800 Well, fuck it, I'm gonna fight for that. 1:06:35.160 --> 1:06:38.520 Take your freedom ape something that I already have. Man, 1:06:38.680 --> 1:06:40.840 I'm gonna fight for that. And so that's what that's 1:06:41.000 --> 1:06:44.240 the when you get the cancel thing instead of learning, 1:06:44.760 --> 1:06:46.240 you know what I mean, I don't know where did 1:06:46.240 --> 1:06:48.560 you grow up? Grew up in Arizona, an Arizona, and 1:06:48.600 --> 1:06:51.680 you grew up in Nebraska, Missouri, Missouri, so. 1:06:55.040 --> 1:07:02.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a shout up Missouri. 1:07:02.280 --> 1:07:16.000 Though before we get back to shouting Missouri. God, Holy 1:07:18.880 --> 1:07:21.800 Josh Wolf single hands only gets single handedly gets busted 1:07:21.840 --> 1:07:23.080 with the boys canceled. 1:07:22.720 --> 1:07:25.040 This episode Were Almost Married twelve hundred episodes. 1:07:27.920 --> 1:07:31.080 God, that's funny. All right, here we go. Sort Clips 1:07:31.440 --> 1:07:35.480 shout out sport Clips no free shoutouts, God, damn it, Josh. 1:07:36.240 --> 1:07:42.000 Sports Clipps Haircuts offers cut. 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That's that's the graphic. 1:09:14.080 --> 1:09:16.960 This is like it's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy. 1:09:16.960 --> 1:09:17.840 You guys are lately. 1:09:21.720 --> 1:09:23.200 Oh my god. 1:09:24.439 --> 1:09:26.200 I'm surprised you don't read period. 1:09:30.960 --> 1:09:34.760 Oh this has been my most my favorite anymore. 1:09:37.760 --> 1:09:42.720 Thank Christ whichever one, sorry, which whichever one? We thank 1:09:42.800 --> 1:09:44.240 them when we were putting up there, putting them up there. 1:09:44.280 --> 1:09:58.559 Thanks man, than appreciate it. Oh damn. Yeah, that's so funny, dude. 1:09:58.920 --> 1:10:03.920 I'll be hey on your question though. I think, like 1:10:03.960 --> 1:10:06.280 you said, back in the day versus now, like canceling 1:10:06.280 --> 1:10:09.559 people were okay, well that's why we were still Oh wait, 1:10:09.560 --> 1:10:10.599 we were talking about Missouri. 1:10:11.000 --> 1:10:12.479 Well we're talking abut Missouri. We were talking abot how 1:10:12.520 --> 1:10:15.240 you're getting comfortable too with uh going to parties. And 1:10:15.240 --> 1:10:17.639 then we transition and we were saying what I said 1:10:17.640 --> 1:10:19.200 that question, so go ahead, ticket. 1:10:19.560 --> 1:10:22.240 I was just saying, like I feel like context matters too. Yeah, 1:10:22.320 --> 1:10:24.439 you know what I mean, Like people are obviously digging 1:10:24.479 --> 1:10:26.320 way back in the day and trying to I guess, 1:10:26.360 --> 1:10:29.479 cancel people for stuff, you know, back then, whatever it was. 1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:32.640 I think like context matters a lot because again, like 1:10:33.160 --> 1:10:34.960 you know, you just don't know how people necessarily grew 1:10:35.040 --> 1:10:37.640 up right wrong and different, Like it's just it's just 1:10:37.640 --> 1:10:41.160 what it is like, take myself from being a Missouri 1:10:41.200 --> 1:10:43.639 boy growing up in a in a small town where 1:10:43.640 --> 1:10:46.840 it's predominantly white. Yea, you like, you just grow up 1:10:46.880 --> 1:10:50.840 in this bubble ask not like not understanding one else 1:10:50.920 --> 1:10:53.200 is out there. Going to Nebraska was a huge eye 1:10:53.240 --> 1:10:55.840 and eye opener for me. Some people will be like, oh, Nebraska, Like, 1:10:55.880 --> 1:10:57.479 you know, how's that is that much different? You know 1:10:57.520 --> 1:10:59.519 what I mean? But being in a locker room with 1:10:59.560 --> 1:11:02.000 guys from ten California all over the place, you get 1:11:02.000 --> 1:11:04.280 a different perspective of what the world's like. Then every 1:11:04.320 --> 1:11:05.800 now and then you go home and you kind of 1:11:05.840 --> 1:11:09.280 just see the difference. And I won't say maturity, because 1:11:09.280 --> 1:11:12.600 I don't want to disrespect you know, everybody I know 1:11:12.840 --> 1:11:15.719 back in Missouri, but like, you just see the difference 1:11:15.720 --> 1:11:18.680 in opinions and perspectives. And then you go to d 1:11:18.840 --> 1:11:22.599 C on the Washington football team, and again you're now 1:11:22.640 --> 1:11:24.400 on the East Coast. You're in a city that is 1:11:24.439 --> 1:11:28.960 around the White House. Yeah, and again another locker room, 1:11:29.000 --> 1:11:30.960 you're meeting different people. You come to Tennessee, you're in 1:11:31.000 --> 1:11:33.840 another different locker room from different people. But and then 1:11:33.880 --> 1:11:35.360 the more you kind of trickle back and you go 1:11:35.439 --> 1:11:38.760 back home. You realize, like people are just in their 1:11:38.800 --> 1:11:40.840 own bubbles. And these people in their own bubbles with 1:11:40.880 --> 1:11:43.360 their own thought processes and how they grew up and 1:11:43.400 --> 1:11:46.120 how they know it to be. They have access to 1:11:46.160 --> 1:11:49.639 the same thing everyone. Everyone has access to a platform 1:11:49.680 --> 1:11:52.160 to like social media, to say their opinions. And then 1:11:52.200 --> 1:11:54.080 those people in that bubble that I go back to 1:11:54.160 --> 1:11:56.479 and you know, and you kind of just think, like 1:11:56.520 --> 1:11:59.720 that's not reality. Like you know, you think what you want, 1:11:59.720 --> 1:12:01.840 but that's just not how shit is. Man. But you 1:12:01.960 --> 1:12:04.360 realize like they don't they don't know, they don't know 1:12:04.479 --> 1:12:06.920 no different, Like my Grandpa's really important to leave where 1:12:06.920 --> 1:12:11.519 your girl up really important. Like my grandpa, dude, my 1:12:11.560 --> 1:12:14.839 grandpa he never left. The only time he left, uh 1:12:15.240 --> 1:12:18.360 de Loge was when he went to my dad's wedding 1:12:18.360 --> 1:12:19.960 in Kansas City. That was the only time he had 1:12:19.960 --> 1:12:22.960 ever left that part of Missouri. You know, my dad, 1:12:23.000 --> 1:12:25.479 he's still he's still around there. I'm not saying these 1:12:25.520 --> 1:12:27.760 are guys who are you have these APIs, but you're 1:12:27.800 --> 1:12:31.280 just you just realize, like you know, people have just 1:12:31.360 --> 1:12:34.479 are in these bubbles, and then you put them all, 1:12:34.520 --> 1:12:37.000 you put them all into a universal platform and it's 1:12:37.000 --> 1:12:39.000 just fucking people going at each other's stort all the time. 1:12:39.040 --> 1:12:43.040 It's hard not to and I'm I hate to feel 1:12:43.040 --> 1:12:45.479 like I'm giving them excuses, but it's hard not to 1:12:45.520 --> 1:12:48.880 have that opinion when you're inner town where you're seeing 1:12:48.920 --> 1:12:51.360 the same people all the time, you're just passing that 1:12:51.400 --> 1:12:52.679 same opinion back and forth. 1:12:52.760 --> 1:12:55.200 Right when you went to like I've been. 1:12:55.200 --> 1:12:57.600 Obviously like you guys have traveled a lot, and you 1:12:57.640 --> 1:13:00.519 start to realize, Oh, this person who I was told 1:13:01.280 --> 1:13:03.840 was the enemy just wants the same thing out of 1:13:03.840 --> 1:13:05.080 their life that I want out of mind. 1:13:05.439 --> 1:13:05.920 Do you know what I mean? 1:13:05.920 --> 1:13:07.640 I want to raise my family. I want to live 1:13:07.680 --> 1:13:09.679 in a safe neighborhood. I want to have some fun. 1:13:09.680 --> 1:13:11.160 I want to have a good job. You know, I 1:13:11.200 --> 1:13:13.599 don't watch my kids grow and how can I do that? 1:13:13.880 --> 1:13:17.599 And that's it, Like how many in your town when 1:13:17.600 --> 1:13:17.960 you grew up? 1:13:17.960 --> 1:13:20.760 How many gay guys? I mean, none that I know of? 1:13:20.840 --> 1:13:22.800 I mean one one, that one that I'm thinking of 1:13:22.840 --> 1:13:24.840 now that eventually came out, but but. 1:13:24.840 --> 1:13:31.840 None really that I know of, Like, oh he hasn't yet, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:13:32.240 --> 1:13:33.040 that's the next race. 1:13:33.200 --> 1:13:38.400 Yeah, but that's that's a huge thing to bring up too. 1:13:38.479 --> 1:13:40.800 Is that people, Yeah, like there just. 1:13:42.520 --> 1:13:44.880 Doing the same thing, bouncing around the same opinions that 1:13:44.920 --> 1:13:46.280 as I grew up a small town too, and it 1:13:46.320 --> 1:13:48.639 literally is the same exact things. Then people that don't 1:13:48.680 --> 1:13:50.479 leave you go back and it's like they're still bouncing 1:13:50.479 --> 1:13:52.360 around the same opinions. Yes, and then they you go 1:13:52.400 --> 1:13:54.000 back and I can literally tell you verbating what they're 1:13:54.000 --> 1:13:55.599 going to say about this political stance. 1:13:56.400 --> 1:13:57.679 And they go and I sit there and I listen 1:13:57.720 --> 1:14:00.920 to him like yeah, well you know, yeah, it's just 1:14:01.120 --> 1:14:02.960 read the room and understand like if you can have 1:14:03.080 --> 1:14:05.200 enough empathy to get in the conversation or just be like, 1:14:05.280 --> 1:14:07.559 you know, there's no like I just need to I 1:14:07.600 --> 1:14:09.000 just get quiet. I used to. 1:14:09.880 --> 1:14:11.760 I used to try to say something mono. I just 1:14:11.800 --> 1:14:13.679 I literally just like, all right, we're in a locker 1:14:13.760 --> 1:14:19.160 room with people from every different walk from grow everywhere, right, so, 1:14:19.360 --> 1:14:22.240 and and you have to take into account how other 1:14:22.280 --> 1:14:23.080 people grow up. 1:14:23.240 --> 1:14:24.519 But at the end of the day, here's the deal. 1:14:25.000 --> 1:14:29.040 Just people who want to have a life like everyone else. Right, Yeah, 1:14:29.080 --> 1:14:30.880 you have to travel. I think you have. 1:14:31.280 --> 1:14:33.040 It's important to do for sure. We're lucky. 1:14:33.240 --> 1:14:36.680 Especially like it's like even if it's just the same country. Yes, 1:14:37.000 --> 1:14:39.400 go as far in one direction as possible and then 1:14:39.439 --> 1:14:40.720 go the other way. You know what I'm saying, because 1:14:40.720 --> 1:14:41.760 you're gonna see. 1:14:41.800 --> 1:14:43.360 You know, I tell people all the time when I'm 1:14:43.400 --> 1:14:46.280 on stage, like and I obviously I perform in front 1:14:46.280 --> 1:14:48.960 of in red states and blue states, and you know 1:14:49.000 --> 1:14:51.800 I'll always get especially now, there's always somebody who's gonna 1:14:51.800 --> 1:14:54.639 say something now on whatever side. And what I say 1:14:54.640 --> 1:14:56.280 all the time is, hey, I know you guys think 1:14:56.320 --> 1:15:00.240 that California or Alabama or whatever real different. But from 1:15:00.240 --> 1:15:02.760 where I'm standing, all of you look exactly the same, 1:15:02.840 --> 1:15:05.280 right I know you all think you're different. We're California 1:15:05.360 --> 1:15:08.280 or where Alabama. I'm telling you right now, you're all 1:15:08.320 --> 1:15:09.240 exactly the same. 1:15:09.240 --> 1:15:11.519 Do you notice a difference in lefts? Do you know what, Joe? 1:15:11.600 --> 1:15:13.879 Do you see how jokes it differently in certain areas? 1:15:14.000 --> 1:15:18.200 Yes? Really, yeah, you know what I used to. That's 1:15:18.400 --> 1:15:19.960 I could see that for sure. 1:15:20.040 --> 1:15:22.559 For me, used to more because when people didn't know 1:15:22.560 --> 1:15:24.280 who I was as much, it was more of a 1:15:24.360 --> 1:15:26.760 random crowd. So now the people who are coming are 1:15:26.760 --> 1:15:29.160 coming to see me, they're fans, they get it. Yeah, 1:15:29.200 --> 1:15:30.960 But there were some states that I would tell my 1:15:31.000 --> 1:15:33.320 weed jokes and they were just like, we don't do 1:15:33.360 --> 1:15:33.680 that here. 1:15:34.000 --> 1:15:34.120 No. 1:15:34.400 --> 1:15:37.960 And I remember taking not here on stage, Yeah, not here, man, 1:15:39.200 --> 1:15:41.240 But I would take an edible on stage in some places. 1:15:41.240 --> 1:15:43.000 The manager come after, don't do that ever again. 1:15:43.400 --> 1:15:45.320 Really, I'm like yeah, and he goes, first of all, 1:15:45.760 --> 1:15:48.479 I don't condone that, but second of all, you could 1:15:48.479 --> 1:15:50.599 get cuffed, walked out of here, cuffed, like we can't 1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:51.040 have that ship. 1:15:51.280 --> 1:15:51.840 Yeah. 1:15:51.920 --> 1:15:53.479 And I was like, hey, if the cops coming, it'll 1:15:53.479 --> 1:15:54.679 be the best thing that ever happen in my career. 1:15:54.760 --> 1:15:56.000 So I'm gonna keep doing it. 1:15:57.800 --> 1:15:59.760 Yeah. Where you invited back? 1:16:00.160 --> 1:16:02.519 Yeah, man, no question. That's money in their pocket. They 1:16:02.520 --> 1:16:06.639 don't give a really what you do. And you don't 1:16:06.680 --> 1:16:08.880 think yourself, Hey, we're not gonna come back here. But 1:16:09.000 --> 1:16:10.680 you're just thinking there's some clubs I don't I will 1:16:10.680 --> 1:16:13.160 never go back. You personally, you make the choice not 1:16:13.200 --> 1:16:14.080 to go never go back. 1:16:14.160 --> 1:16:17.000 Can we say who? No, I'm not like, I'm not 1:16:17.040 --> 1:16:20.639 a that's not my thing. A vicious persons person. That's 1:16:20.640 --> 1:16:26.920 a new word. That's fun. Here's what if your club. 1:16:27.320 --> 1:16:29.479 If your club is questionable for me, and you don't 1:16:29.479 --> 1:16:31.080 have a bathroom in the green room, so I have 1:16:31.120 --> 1:16:33.559 to walk through the audience to take a ship. I'm 1:16:33.560 --> 1:16:36.080 probably not gonna go back. Oh really, I can't ship 1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:39.160 in the general pop bathroom because people are not gonna do. 1:16:39.200 --> 1:16:41.000 They watch me walk in and they're like, you shitting 1:16:41.000 --> 1:16:44.000 in there? I'm like, obviously, broah, door's closed for a reason. 1:16:44.080 --> 1:16:46.519 But can you And when people are asking questions, you're 1:16:46.520 --> 1:16:48.360 gonna do that joke tonight, the Bachelor party joke. 1:16:48.400 --> 1:16:50.400 I'm like, I don't know, man, you. 1:16:50.320 --> 1:16:50.680 Know what I mean? 1:16:50.800 --> 1:16:52.800 Like when you just sit down, Hey, when you just 1:16:52.840 --> 1:16:54.960 sit down and you hear the door get you God 1:16:55.040 --> 1:16:56.880 damn you guys say occupy. 1:16:58.600 --> 1:17:01.280 Tell me is there a worse feeling the then sitting 1:17:01.320 --> 1:17:04.479 down on a public toilet seat that's warm. 1:17:04.680 --> 1:17:07.840 Isn't that one for me? It's like, oh, I you 1:17:07.920 --> 1:17:10.120 know what, I'm gonna play Devil's advocate. I think it's 1:17:10.200 --> 1:17:19.120 kind of nice. Hot take your missouri is showing when 1:17:19.160 --> 1:17:23.920 you walk in after somebody and if they cleaned up 1:17:23.960 --> 1:17:26.639 the toilet, Like I hate walking in and somebody skis 1:17:26.640 --> 1:17:29.360 have got drips on the fucking stool or something that 1:17:29.360 --> 1:17:31.880 the toilet papers. We can kind of see like where 1:17:31.360 --> 1:17:33.519 the Yeah, where the crack is kind of sweated on 1:17:33.520 --> 1:17:35.000 it or something like that. You know, a couple of 1:17:35.000 --> 1:17:37.920 pubeasts or something. Yeah, out of the pup. Just discuss 1:17:38.400 --> 1:17:40.720 people balled in the pubic region. No, I don't think 1:17:40.720 --> 1:17:40.960 they know. 1:17:41.040 --> 1:17:42.920 Like on the crack if you have a hairy crack, yeah, 1:17:43.760 --> 1:17:46.840 like your ass crack. Yeah, yeah, those hairs fall out. Yeah, 1:17:46.880 --> 1:17:48.960 you never left the hair on. I don't, well, I never. 1:17:49.040 --> 1:17:50.800 I'm not big on. He's got a clean tush. You 1:17:50.840 --> 1:17:55.000 don't check he's got a clean tush. But when I did, yeah, 1:17:55.400 --> 1:17:56.519 but I've never seen a hair in it. But when 1:17:56.560 --> 1:17:57.040 you flush, you. 1:17:57.000 --> 1:17:59.120 Don't turn around, like I'll sit there and just wipe 1:17:59.160 --> 1:18:01.000 the because you know who overs next and all. You know, 1:18:01.120 --> 1:18:03.160 I just I hate that dude. But when I walk in, 1:18:03.320 --> 1:18:05.160 let's hold on, you'll go ahead, check your ship. You 1:18:05.160 --> 1:18:06.760 don't look at Oh he's affected by that. 1:18:06.840 --> 1:18:08.759 Now look at my ship, or look at what I've wiped, 1:18:09.040 --> 1:18:10.160 because I look at what I wiped. 1:18:10.160 --> 1:18:12.479 Obviously, you don't look at your poop after you poop. 1:18:12.560 --> 1:18:13.280 Depends on the poop. 1:18:13.560 --> 1:18:15.439 Now, if it's something that I'm grutting going through it, 1:18:15.479 --> 1:18:18.599 I'm thinking, wow, little sweat some people go through this, yeah, 1:18:18.640 --> 1:18:20.360 you know a lot like that's what I look like 1:18:20.439 --> 1:18:21.680 and be like, holy shit, you know, but if it 1:18:21.720 --> 1:18:26.320 feels like rout, you don't look no, do you? 1:18:26.479 --> 1:18:29.280 Oh? Yeah? Everything I check every will and I don't 1:18:29.280 --> 1:18:30.120 see eye a lot. 1:18:30.160 --> 1:18:34.400 When when it comes out to when it comes to Etiquete, 1:18:34.640 --> 1:18:37.880 the website brown and thick, what was it called brown around? 1:18:38.000 --> 1:18:41.000 Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah, our etiquette is a little different. 1:18:41.360 --> 1:18:41.720 Let's go. 1:18:41.880 --> 1:18:43.600 But I'll clean it down because I hate when I 1:18:43.600 --> 1:18:46.519 see anything like that. But if the toilet is still 1:18:46.560 --> 1:18:48.320 well maintained and I sit down and I don't know 1:18:48.360 --> 1:18:49.400 if he took a ship or not. But when I 1:18:49.400 --> 1:18:50.880 sit down and there's a little bit of warmth, I'm like, 1:18:51.040 --> 1:18:51.800 it's kind of nice. 1:18:51.960 --> 1:18:53.439 What else is he doing? He's not taking a ship. 1:18:53.720 --> 1:18:54.200 Sitting down? 1:18:54.840 --> 1:18:56.479 Well, I'm saying I could have came in after him 1:18:56.479 --> 1:18:58.880 and he just peeded. But I'll know if he should 1:18:58.880 --> 1:19:00.479 because I said, I don't know anybody it sits down 1:19:00.479 --> 1:19:03.160 at a pee in a gen Pop bathroom, you don't 1:19:03.720 --> 1:19:08.120 high a lot. I'm jump out again in the mornings 1:19:08.120 --> 1:19:10.880 when I just wake up. Absolutely I can't. My legs can. 1:19:10.960 --> 1:19:13.760 But you're you're You're all from a lot higher up 1:19:13.800 --> 1:19:15.040 than I. I'll sit down. 1:19:15.360 --> 1:19:16.920 It's a lot and it kind of spades like this 1:19:17.000 --> 1:19:18.679 is so so big. 1:19:18.720 --> 1:19:20.679 Pe guy, I dribble a lot in the morning. 1:19:20.920 --> 1:19:23.599 Well, you've had since thirty, you've had some issues. Yeah, 1:19:23.600 --> 1:19:25.719 since thirty, I've had. You been a dribbler since thirty. 1:19:25.840 --> 1:19:26.840 Not like a dribbler, but. 1:19:28.439 --> 1:19:32.000 The slight the slight stream like stays like I'll be 1:19:32.040 --> 1:19:33.559 in there and I'll just start giggling because I know 1:19:33.920 --> 1:19:35.519 can hear it? You know what I mean? And I've 1:19:35.560 --> 1:19:37.040 been paying for like fucking two minutes. 1:19:37.320 --> 1:19:39.679 I will tell you at my age, when I put 1:19:39.680 --> 1:19:42.559 these pants on, these particular pants, I have to think 1:19:42.560 --> 1:19:45.160 to myself, all right, I'm probably gonna have to not 1:19:45.200 --> 1:19:47.120 pee for a little while because there's gonna be some 1:19:47.120 --> 1:19:50.479 extra that comes out. These pants come through jeans, no problem, 1:19:50.600 --> 1:19:52.599 but these pants, I got to plan my peas. 1:19:52.840 --> 1:19:58.439 There's the light colored non denim. Yeah, little dribble underwear 1:19:58.479 --> 1:20:00.599 guy at all. And so when I have a lighter 1:20:00.720 --> 1:20:04.080 colored pantson, take at dad ahead. 1:20:04.320 --> 1:20:07.320 You never like chafe? No, we got the thighs, you 1:20:07.320 --> 1:20:09.280 know what I mean, Like my thighs will kind of 1:20:09.320 --> 1:20:11.400 rub to where I'll like, I'll chafe a little bit, 1:20:11.400 --> 1:20:13.360 and I'm just I need my underwear. I don't really 1:20:14.920 --> 1:20:17.479 those things are these don't We're right off with each other. 1:20:18.120 --> 1:20:20.480 We need hey, we need the Medes, we need Mendes. 1:20:20.760 --> 1:20:22.920 I'll sell out for some o you know what else? 1:20:23.680 --> 1:20:28.160 What the mac Weldon's those mac Weldon. 1:20:27.920 --> 1:20:34.120 Great underwear, the best. Lululemon's pretty good. Are they comfortable? 1:20:34.280 --> 1:20:36.880 They're very comfortable, little tighten the hips for me, I 1:20:36.880 --> 1:20:39.160 don't like that where they squeeze a little bit around 1:20:39.160 --> 1:20:41.240 the waist in the back, and I don't think. I 1:20:41.240 --> 1:20:43.000 don't think too much because I'm big on that too, 1:20:43.000 --> 1:20:45.200 because I you know, you get a little muffin top. Yeah, 1:20:45.400 --> 1:20:46.800 I think they're kind of nice. They're kind of I 1:20:46.840 --> 1:20:50.320 think elastic, supportive but not restricting. Does you girl like them? Yeah? 1:20:50.320 --> 1:20:51.840 She likes them. Yeah. 1:20:52.320 --> 1:20:54.640 Doesn't lou Lemon not have the little we can like? 1:20:55.600 --> 1:20:57.479 You know what I'm saying, there's the there's the pouch and. 1:20:57.439 --> 1:20:59.479 Then oh no, I don't. I don't use is that 1:20:59.520 --> 1:21:00.000 what you use me? 1:21:00.080 --> 1:21:00.160 You? 1:21:00.560 --> 1:21:00.720 Oh? 1:21:00.800 --> 1:21:03.320 I I'm like the Chappelle skit, do you I just 1:21:03.360 --> 1:21:05.120 like to put my piece through the hole a little 1:21:05.120 --> 1:21:05.599 and I kind. 1:21:05.520 --> 1:21:08.280 Of you're so different in the bathroom and I've never 1:21:08.400 --> 1:21:11.559 used that. I like, I like I pushed, I pushed 1:21:11.560 --> 1:21:14.280 my underword or my breech down, and I you know, 1:21:14.360 --> 1:21:14.960 really when you were. 1:21:14.920 --> 1:21:16.639 In elementary school and like you'd walk in the kid 1:21:16.720 --> 1:21:20.120 have his pants, You're just like kind of like really. 1:21:20.600 --> 1:21:25.240 But that's but oh, you know, I was like, what 1:21:25.240 --> 1:21:26.920 do you do your pants? You guys? 1:21:26.960 --> 1:21:29.840 Would you you people would dude, not the Jewish thing, 1:21:29.840 --> 1:21:31.439 because they're all. 1:21:32.120 --> 1:21:35.000 It's not the Jewish. Damn. 1:21:36.120 --> 1:21:39.719 I'm over here, I'm in a balancing It's so crazy. 1:21:40.080 --> 1:21:41.400 We had a blind kid that would do with the 1:21:41.400 --> 1:21:44.360 pants down, swear to God, and you would step in 1:21:44.360 --> 1:21:47.040 and you kind of like, did you in high school? 1:21:47.080 --> 1:21:48.920 Can help everything going on? 1:21:49.040 --> 1:21:49.200 Right? 1:21:49.360 --> 1:21:49.559 Yeah? 1:21:50.479 --> 1:21:51.840 Because I can see it doesn't look great? 1:21:53.439 --> 1:21:56.280 Did you we've our high school basketball team, we played 1:21:56.400 --> 1:21:58.640 a deaf team. Did you guys ever play like a 1:21:58.760 --> 1:21:59.479 deaf school. 1:21:59.320 --> 1:22:00.960 Or anything like that? And you sports? No, I don't think. 1:22:01.040 --> 1:22:04.839 So we played a deaf basketball team and it was 1:22:05.360 --> 1:22:06.360 it was fascinating. 1:22:06.400 --> 1:22:07.480 I grew up in Massachusetts. 1:22:07.840 --> 1:22:11.960 Was fascinating because they obviously played through the whistle, right, 1:22:12.280 --> 1:22:12.639 and so. 1:22:12.800 --> 1:22:14.920 You know what I mean, And so you know what 1:22:14.960 --> 1:22:19.840 I'm saying. They they they so they had. 1:22:19.720 --> 1:22:21.720 To wait for you know what I mean, like we 1:22:21.760 --> 1:22:26.400 would stop at the whistle and then our coach them 1:22:26.439 --> 1:22:28.519 twice but the stuff, and they played through the whistle 1:22:28.600 --> 1:22:32.759 because other teams would stop when there was a whistle 1:22:33.439 --> 1:22:36.240 and then they would and take the ball. Right, So 1:22:36.280 --> 1:22:39.040 they so they played through the whistle. God, hey, but 1:22:39.200 --> 1:22:42.599 but uh but yeah, but I can't. I mean, watching 1:22:42.600 --> 1:22:43.799 a blind guy pee, I can't. 1:22:44.000 --> 1:22:45.160 Yeah, but hey man, it's a sink. 1:22:45.760 --> 1:22:48.200 Yeah, hey, you're still in the costroom. You know that, 1:22:48.280 --> 1:22:48.920 right is the desk? 1:22:49.080 --> 1:22:53.160 So oh god, I think he's rubbed off on me 1:22:53.200 --> 1:22:56.400 into like it's just tough. I want to go back 1:22:56.400 --> 1:22:57.800 to the you people think I make his year old. 1:22:58.880 --> 1:23:00.240 I don't know if there's laughs or going on. 1:23:00.520 --> 1:23:03.200 The best thing about being a comic for me is 1:23:03.360 --> 1:23:06.640 just this is that I feel, I honestly like if 1:23:06.640 --> 1:23:09.519 I think of anything, it's I'm a pretty tame I 1:23:09.600 --> 1:23:13.120 might poke around a little bit, but like the most 1:23:13.120 --> 1:23:17.640 people in most jobs just feel so constricted is what 1:23:17.680 --> 1:23:21.800 they're allowed to say, even in jokes, even in like 1:23:21.920 --> 1:23:24.439 when you say you people that didn't even make me. 1:23:24.560 --> 1:23:27.839 We've been we've it's already in context, right, We've already 1:23:27.840 --> 1:23:29.840 been joking about it, So for you to joke with 1:23:29.880 --> 1:23:33.400 me back about it seems like what we're supposed to do. 1:23:33.800 --> 1:23:35.599 And one of the reasons that I do it, especially 1:23:35.600 --> 1:23:39.799 with jew stuff, is I don't look you obviously shouldn't 1:23:39.800 --> 1:23:41.519 be walking down on the street being like, eh, you 1:23:41.560 --> 1:23:43.960 know jew, you know what I mean, But I want. 1:23:43.760 --> 1:23:45.639 You to feel you know what I'm saying. Let's refer 1:23:45.680 --> 1:23:48.080 to Jimmy world. He's Jewish Jewish. 1:23:48.200 --> 1:23:54.759 But like for for for this conversation, I feel okay 1:23:54.800 --> 1:23:58.000 with people being comfortable enough to joke with me because 1:23:58.040 --> 1:23:59.040 that's how I grew up. 1:23:59.080 --> 1:24:01.400 Man, I grew up. I grew up. If you didn't 1:24:01.400 --> 1:24:03.840 make fun of me, we didn't like each other. That's how. 1:24:04.040 --> 1:24:06.599 That's a lot how my my friendships are good. When 1:24:06.640 --> 1:24:09.840 I'm almost verbally if you see them, you know, yes, 1:24:10.280 --> 1:24:11.120 look you. 1:24:13.280 --> 1:24:16.840 He's probably one of the most disrespectful people, but you 1:24:16.840 --> 1:24:18.800 know what, you don't people have to pull this side 1:24:18.800 --> 1:24:21.479 and people I'm uncomfortable with too. Yeah, if if I 1:24:21.520 --> 1:24:22.160 don't wantly. 1:24:25.880 --> 1:24:30.679 Amazing and that's it, lay around with each other. 1:24:30.600 --> 1:24:32.719 You know too. I think like we we we would 1:24:32.720 --> 1:24:34.640 agree with that, it's like when you sit here and 1:24:34.680 --> 1:24:36.120 you do all these kinds of jokes and you do 1:24:36.160 --> 1:24:39.160 all these different things. Like we also like live in 1:24:39.200 --> 1:24:42.479 a certain world where you just know people are out 1:24:42.520 --> 1:24:45.320 for certain headlines and stuff. Because when when you're playing football, 1:24:45.320 --> 1:24:47.400 you're playing a sport, like you just know there's there's 1:24:47.439 --> 1:24:50.080 just journalists and stuff that's trying to create waves out there. 1:24:50.160 --> 1:24:52.320 So you know, I feel like that it comes from 1:24:52.320 --> 1:24:54.639 a place of being nervous like that. For that as well. 1:24:54.680 --> 1:24:58.960 Well, there are people for sure who want to find 1:24:59.000 --> 1:25:01.920 somebody to cancel, like almost like a badge of I 1:25:01.920 --> 1:25:05.519 want to fail. Yeah, they just want there. I think 1:25:05.520 --> 1:25:06.960 a lot more people are like that than not. 1:25:07.439 --> 1:25:08.040 I agree you. 1:25:08.720 --> 1:25:10.600 Well, if you live your life in mediocrity and you 1:25:10.600 --> 1:25:13.920 see somebody excelling, the last thing that makes you feel 1:25:13.920 --> 1:25:16.519 bad about yourself is you're living in mediocrity doing the nine, 1:25:16.760 --> 1:25:19.400 you're doing the basics, you're doing the bare minimum, and 1:25:19.439 --> 1:25:21.320 then you see somebody doing great, it's like, why, well 1:25:21.320 --> 1:25:23.040 fuck him, why is he doing so great? 1:25:23.600 --> 1:25:25.240 Let me find something, you. 1:25:25.160 --> 1:25:26.479 Know, And then when there's something back up bout that 1:25:26.520 --> 1:25:28.800 person comes out goes see see I knew it. I 1:25:28.880 --> 1:25:33.240 knew it, you know, yeah, not especially with athletes, dudes 1:25:33.280 --> 1:25:38.200 with athletes, because most guys grew up or playing sport, 1:25:38.479 --> 1:25:40.679 wanted to play sports, wanting to do play a game, 1:25:40.720 --> 1:25:42.960 play this game that I love for a living, and 1:25:43.000 --> 1:25:46.160 so to watch somebody else do it and then makes 1:25:46.160 --> 1:25:48.160 me laugh like that dude's a scrub. I'm like, he's 1:25:48.160 --> 1:25:51.080 at one percent of the people, right, ever, Lace put 1:25:51.160 --> 1:25:54.519 cleats on you, scrub, Like, do you ever have you 1:25:54.520 --> 1:25:57.880 ever watched online people playing? You know, Bryan Scalabrini, the 1:25:57.880 --> 1:26:03.760 basketball player. So, Brian Scalabrini, red hair, six eight, six', 1:26:03.920 --> 1:26:07.280 nine looks like the most unathletic anathletic person of all. 1:26:07.320 --> 1:26:09.760 Time he used to play, right he played ten, years 1:26:09.720 --> 1:26:12.360 okay ten years in the league and just they're just 1:26:12.360 --> 1:26:13.360 people challenging him all the. 1:26:13.400 --> 1:26:13.960 Time scroll. 1:26:14.040 --> 1:26:16.720 Bucket he's the twelfth man on AN nba. Bench he 1:26:16.760 --> 1:26:18.680 could beat. Anybody he plays. 1:26:18.439 --> 1:26:19.519 Guys one on. ONE i think. 1:26:22.040 --> 1:26:26.720 Some of these oh he he, look he's calling out 1:26:26.920 --> 1:26:31.400 A nba player this he's, right he thinks he's gonna 1:26:31.400 --> 1:26:36.439 beat this dude and he just calls out AN nba. 1:26:36.600 --> 1:26:42.679 LEGEND i love that he wrecks. People so they're gonna. 1:26:42.680 --> 1:26:44.960 Be they're playing for the. Shoes look a look at The. 1:26:44.960 --> 1:26:47.720 Scalabrini you, know this kid's, Like i'm gonna look at 1:26:47.760 --> 1:26:50.599 this fat Redheaded oh DID i just block your? 1:26:50.600 --> 1:26:54.640 Shot he's just casually playing? Too? Yeah oh DID i 1:26:54.640 --> 1:26:55.960 bother you? Up are you? Tiny? 1:26:56.040 --> 1:26:56.240 Boy? 1:26:56.640 --> 1:27:02.720 Look? Look look this is. Wild oh it's. Not it's 1:27:03.000 --> 1:27:03.640 and this guy is. 1:27:03.680 --> 1:27:07.680 Not does he look like he's? Chills you, know it 1:27:07.680 --> 1:27:09.200 would been great if he had just not even. 1:27:09.080 --> 1:27:13.160 Laced up his. Shoes he started to get. Him it's, 1:27:13.280 --> 1:27:15.679 OVER i know it. Is it's always. 1:27:15.720 --> 1:27:20.680 Interesting elite, ATHLETE i, mean forget the way he. Looks elite. Athlete. 1:27:21.280 --> 1:27:24.040 Eleven oh oh my. 1:27:24.120 --> 1:27:26.160 God but basketball is one of the coolet sports to 1:27:26.160 --> 1:27:27.800 be good at, Too, yes because you. 1:27:27.840 --> 1:27:29.600 Can you can do it. Anywhere you can pull up 1:27:29.600 --> 1:27:30.240 anywhere and just be. 1:27:30.280 --> 1:27:33.840 Dominant football'll be all, right let, ME i guess warm. 1:27:33.920 --> 1:27:35.400 Up see in three, weeks let me get let me 1:27:35.400 --> 1:27:37.880 get my. Shoes as a, linebacker when you're like getting, 1:27:37.880 --> 1:27:40.639 older there's not running back to a good sport sports 1:27:40.680 --> 1:27:44.280 second best. Sport, Uh i'll say it was growing up 1:27:44.320 --> 1:27:44.679 was probably. 1:27:44.720 --> 1:27:47.840 Baseball and did you and what posions did you play in, 1:27:47.880 --> 1:27:50.400 baseball first, base center. FIELD i played center field. 1:27:50.240 --> 1:27:53.320 Too, hey center center boys, boys nice. 1:27:53.600 --> 1:27:56.680 Way fella's very small college, baseball did you you know 1:27:56.720 --> 1:27:59.000 Those you know the type of school Where division one 1:27:59.000 --> 1:28:01.360 everybody's a five, tool and the SCHOOL i went, to 1:28:01.360 --> 1:28:03.320 everybody was a three. Tool we had some three of, 1:28:03.320 --> 1:28:05.280 them but nobody had five out of. Five, yeah like 1:28:05.360 --> 1:28:07.840 the guy's playing first base on my. Team i'm sure 1:28:07.880 --> 1:28:09.840 you grew up with these. Guys he was like five, 1:28:10.000 --> 1:28:13.000 ten built like a, fire like a like a fire, 1:28:13.080 --> 1:28:14.960 hydrant and he had the quickest hands in the. World 1:28:15.960 --> 1:28:18.160 could hit, anything but he couldn't run from home plate 1:28:18.200 --> 1:28:18.920 the second. 1:28:19.200 --> 1:28:20.800 Know WHAT i? Mean, Yeah, yeah he couldn't do. 1:28:20.840 --> 1:28:22.280 It and when he was playing first don't throw it 1:28:22.280 --> 1:28:23.439 in the dirt because he couldn't bend. 1:28:23.439 --> 1:28:26.000 Over, yeah we called. Him we called Him maytag. Exactly 1:28:26.120 --> 1:28:28.400 he would run the, Bases Eli skaggs shout out the, 1:28:28.400 --> 1:28:31.400 boy but they'd, yell mateg come, on, mate because he 1:28:31.560 --> 1:28:33.920 run like he had a fridge on his. Back but 1:28:33.960 --> 1:28:35.960 he could, Hit he could, fun he could do all of, it, 1:28:36.000 --> 1:28:37.840 bro but just couldn't pitch in first. 1:28:37.840 --> 1:28:41.280 Base, yeah but couldn't bend. Over the, School, yeah it couldn't. Run, yeah, 1:28:41.320 --> 1:28:42.679 Man so for, ME i could. 1:28:42.760 --> 1:28:43.640 RUN i. 1:28:43.680 --> 1:28:45.920 Could if you in the, OUTFIELD i was gonna chase it. 1:28:45.960 --> 1:28:47.280 Down if it was in the, AIR i was gonna 1:28:47.320 --> 1:28:47.599 go get. 1:28:47.600 --> 1:28:47.720 It. 1:28:47.800 --> 1:28:52.519 YEAH i couldn't. THROW i could not throw at the. 1:28:52.560 --> 1:28:56.679 TIME i had a crazy. Mullet just always a second reference. 1:28:57.880 --> 1:29:01.960 Spent how old are? You? THEN i was in, College 1:29:02.000 --> 1:29:02.960 SO i was twenty. 1:29:02.800 --> 1:29:06.400 So, fifteen the first on this kind of. Stage i'm 1:29:06.439 --> 1:29:09.320 no quitter and ahead of. Boy, yeah and uh this 1:29:09.520 --> 1:29:12.280 uh oh, man my best the best HECKLE i ever. 1:29:12.320 --> 1:29:14.360 Heard he got my. Coach my coach was a guy 1:29:14.439 --> 1:29:17.040 named what was his first? 1:29:17.120 --> 1:29:18.240 Name damn, It Coach. 1:29:18.320 --> 1:29:21.200 Brown, anyways he played AT usc With jack Del rio 1:29:21.600 --> 1:29:24.479 as a, linebacker but he also played in The dodgers 1:29:25.400 --> 1:29:28.080 farm system With. Piazza this dude was a, stud but 1:29:28.160 --> 1:29:29.840 he got he was ahead Of. Piazza he got in 1:29:29.840 --> 1:29:31.760 a car accident and crushed both of his feet and 1:29:31.840 --> 1:29:35.000 never played. Again so but he so he was a 1:29:35.000 --> 1:29:37.360 little heavier and we were playing. 1:29:37.400 --> 1:29:38.000 Once you, know. 1:29:38.400 --> 1:29:41.439 Baseball to, me the baseball bench is the funniest. Bench 1:29:42.000 --> 1:29:44.280 sitting down on those, benches he went in between innings 1:29:44.600 --> 1:29:45.400 like this is the funny. 1:29:45.479 --> 1:29:47.320 Good it's a good right. 1:29:47.400 --> 1:29:49.840 Time but this my coach starts to meet and he 1:29:49.920 --> 1:29:51.400 lamps a little bit because of his feet and he's 1:29:51.479 --> 1:29:53.960 ended up being a big. Dude and somebody from the 1:29:53.960 --> 1:29:57.280 the heckle from the other bench was he's walking up 1:29:57.280 --> 1:29:59.160 to the mountain and you just see it from the other. Bench, 1:29:59.160 --> 1:30:02.640 hey sit, out, coach but your fries aren't ready, yet 1:30:03.240 --> 1:30:03.639 and that's. 1:30:03.720 --> 1:30:06.200 Tough we. Do our whole patch was, like. 1:30:06.120 --> 1:30:08.479 Oh, no like how we look at this dude? 1:30:08.720 --> 1:30:15.240 Uncomfortable you're, Good let's still listen to. 1:30:15.320 --> 1:30:19.000 Him our picture put his face in his glove like 1:30:19.120 --> 1:30:20.480 this because. 1:30:20.200 --> 1:30:21.160 He's walking out to talk to. 1:30:21.200 --> 1:30:25.519 Him it was but but they that whole series that 1:30:25.560 --> 1:30:28.000 it was in a way series that their fans called 1:30:28.040 --> 1:30:32.839 me share my hair was super, like, beautiful flowy and beautiful. 1:30:32.960 --> 1:30:35.680 Standing why don't you bring it? BACK i think you 1:30:35.720 --> 1:30:38.160 can have one right. Now my wife is not one 1:30:38.200 --> 1:30:40.639 hundred percent on board for. THAT i Think i'm gonna 1:30:40.680 --> 1:30:41.559 try with for the pubes. 1:30:41.600 --> 1:30:44.479 First the sure let us let us know that. Goes 1:30:44.520 --> 1:30:45.000 men the fuck? 1:30:45.080 --> 1:30:47.559 Up Oh i'll take a, Picture i'll talk and take 1:30:47.600 --> 1:30:50.559 a picture absolutely or, don't, don't whatever you. 1:30:50.560 --> 1:30:53.240 Want we're not there for the. Dick we're there for 1:30:53.880 --> 1:30:54.280 you know What i'm. 1:30:54.320 --> 1:30:57.479 Saying, yeah we're looking past the, dick like the screen, 1:30:57.520 --> 1:30:59.160 door just looking through. It you know What i'm, Saying, 1:30:59.479 --> 1:31:01.840 yeah look past throw it off for you got? 1:31:01.880 --> 1:31:04.160 It what good? Deal and this has been a. 1:31:04.160 --> 1:31:07.439 Blast, yeah, listen are you guys gonna On june third 1:31:07.560 --> 1:31:12.400 here In nashville that show you? Saw, yeah So i'm 1:31:12.439 --> 1:31:17.360 recording my very first comedy music. Special so it'll be 1:31:17.439 --> 1:31:20.840 like usually on the Road Zanies june, Third, well tickets 1:31:20.840 --> 1:31:23.479 are already flying if you guys want to, come, obviously 1:31:23.479 --> 1:31:25.519 you guys and you guys are. Listening june, third two 1:31:25.560 --> 1:31:28.400 shows at, night gonna have crazy special guests coming. Down 1:31:28.720 --> 1:31:32.559 but like it is gonna be. It you know how 1:31:32.600 --> 1:31:34.799 crazy that show. Is it's a lot of moving, parts 1:31:35.040 --> 1:31:37.240 it's a lot of, improv a lot of just. 1:31:37.160 --> 1:31:37.880 People joking the. 1:31:37.960 --> 1:31:42.519 Stage it's a good. Time but it's very first music. 1:31:42.560 --> 1:31:45.880 Special two, shows one night. Only those tickets will go. 1:31:45.960 --> 1:31:47.920 Fast so his, anies he. 1:31:48.439 --> 1:31:52.320 Takes he has somebody random that they'll give five minutes 1:31:52.360 --> 1:31:55.559 to and they'll do five minute. Jokes kid with the oversize. 1:31:55.560 --> 1:31:58.160 Suit he was pretty. Funny he was solid, actually but 1:31:58.800 --> 1:32:00.920 they the kid knows he was gonna have five. Minutes, 1:32:01.000 --> 1:32:03.000 yeah they just they give him five. Minutes he goes, 1:32:03.040 --> 1:32:05.120 out they tell his jokes and whether he bombs or, 1:32:05.160 --> 1:32:07.599 not like, it they're his. Jokes and then he they 1:32:07.600 --> 1:32:09.680 come out later and they basically walk him through the 1:32:09.720 --> 1:32:11.920 same set of, jokes making fun of, him like chirping. 1:32:11.960 --> 1:32:14.720 Him it's it's, fun what? Happened making him feel good and. 1:32:14.760 --> 1:32:15.639 Comfortable he does. 1:32:15.479 --> 1:32:18.120 This five, Minutes me and two other comics take him. 1:32:18.160 --> 1:32:22.080 Backstage we rewrite his. Act, huh we put new jokes in, 1:32:22.120 --> 1:32:24.000 there and then we Go we send him back on 1:32:24.040 --> 1:32:26.000 stage to do a. Set but if he sucks up the, 1:32:26.080 --> 1:32:29.680 jokes we're behind. Him, oh murder them or help him 1:32:29.720 --> 1:32:33.559 like they do both the way. Right we were laughing with. 1:32:33.680 --> 1:32:36.840 Him but but LIKE i always tell, Them i'm, like 1:32:36.840 --> 1:32:39.080 this is the hardest gig. Set not only is this 1:32:39.120 --> 1:32:42.360 your first, set but now three professional comics are gonna 1:32:42.360 --> 1:32:44.599 rewrite your. Act you're gonna have to remember those new, 1:32:44.680 --> 1:32:47.800 jokes stand back in front of that at that that, 1:32:47.880 --> 1:32:49.880 crowd and we're gonna be behind, you no. 1:32:49.960 --> 1:32:53.519 Pressure but it's it is so damn, fun, man it's. 1:32:53.560 --> 1:32:57.160 Fun but that are you gonna they were. Asking they, 1:32:57.160 --> 1:33:00.599 were LIKE i, said he, did like If i'm If 1:33:00.640 --> 1:33:03.880 i'm loopy and stuff, LIKE i MIGHT i would think about. 1:33:03.880 --> 1:33:05.800 It BUT i was asked right WHEN i got in, 1:33:05.840 --> 1:33:06.360 there which. 1:33:06.200 --> 1:33:08.200 One of these guys would either one of them do. 1:33:08.240 --> 1:33:11.160 IT i don't know would they would you guys Do 1:33:11.240 --> 1:33:15.600 i'm not, sure but like they said, SOMETHING i was, like, 1:33:15.640 --> 1:33:19.040 oh hell, no shold up right. Away like they opened 1:33:19.080 --> 1:33:20.240 the door and you looked at the stage and you 1:33:20.240 --> 1:33:23.080 saw the light and you're just Like you're, like why. 1:33:23.160 --> 1:33:24.439 Not it's just like And i'm, like, no it's not 1:33:24.479 --> 1:33:26.439 like we're on a, bus no one's around. Us we're 1:33:26.439 --> 1:33:28.400 not performing in front of. People we get to kind 1:33:28.400 --> 1:33:30.200 of do our own. Thing because they want us to 1:33:30.200 --> 1:33:31.720 do bust with the. Boys they want us to do 1:33:31.800 --> 1:33:34.400 like a podcast, show a live show over. There oh, 1:33:34.479 --> 1:33:36.920 yeah we. BOMB i think it'd be fun, though if 1:33:36.920 --> 1:33:39.320 we if we had a, comedian, yeah, yeah remember when we, said, 1:33:39.400 --> 1:33:44.040 uh between two, Athletes yeah that's fun instead of between two. 1:33:44.040 --> 1:33:46.559 Farms yeah you picked that. UP i like, that, yeah 1:33:46.640 --> 1:33:48.639 very very. Quick if we could have like camera count 1:33:48.720 --> 1:33:50.599 or somebody sitting and kind of do it with, us, 1:33:51.560 --> 1:33:54.000 YEAH i think it'd be. Cool but not LIKE i 1:33:54.040 --> 1:33:59.960 wouldn't do. IT i, MISSED i missed the LAST i miss. 1:34:00.240 --> 1:34:06.640 You, YEAH i think it'd be fun if either one 1:34:06.640 --> 1:34:07.479 of you guys want to do. 1:34:07.520 --> 1:34:10.160 It IT'S i Figured taylor would be good at it 1:34:10.240 --> 1:34:12.200 BECAUSE i TAKE i Take taylor. About he's, LIKE i 1:34:12.200 --> 1:34:14.519 don't THINK i do. EITHER i think without any. Preparation, 1:34:14.680 --> 1:34:20.240 No Jelly jelly's doing. It jelly's pretty, funny. Dude Jelly 1:34:20.320 --> 1:34:22.080 jelly was on stage and he was. Funny he's not 1:34:22.120 --> 1:34:24.240 doing it this, Time he's going to do it next. 1:34:24.240 --> 1:34:27.240 Time so this time we already got somebody who's coming. 1:34:27.280 --> 1:34:29.519 Down he and this is WHEN i know it's gonna be. 1:34:29.560 --> 1:34:33.200 Good when they're over, Confident i'm, like, oh you're gonna eat. 1:34:33.240 --> 1:34:39.200 Dicks great to see you eat. Dicks that's an, appetizer King. 1:34:39.280 --> 1:34:43.080 Knife that has got to be the hardest thing to get, 1:34:43.120 --> 1:34:44.760 over is Like i'm going to bomb in front of these. 1:34:44.800 --> 1:34:48.000 People, Probably, yeah that's probably the hardest to get. Over 1:34:48.080 --> 1:34:49.559 what was like when you first? Bumped, WELL i know 1:34:49.600 --> 1:34:51.720 we gotta. GO i know where this podcast. 1:34:51.360 --> 1:34:54.160 Is, done BUT i want to hear, WELL i will 1:34:54.200 --> 1:34:56.360 tell you if you. Don't if you're not okay with, 1:34:56.400 --> 1:34:59.840 bombing don't become a. Comic, yeah that's, it like you 1:34:59.840 --> 1:35:02.680 have the first TIME i, bombed, DUDE i, bombed so. 1:35:02.880 --> 1:35:07.519 OKAY i my first three times to a stand Up 1:35:07.520 --> 1:35:09.200 i'm like this stand up shit is. Easy i'm. 1:35:09.439 --> 1:35:10.360 Crushing. 1:35:10.560 --> 1:35:12.759 Yeah and then the fourth TIME i won a comedy, 1:35:12.760 --> 1:35:16.880 Competition i'm, like come, on, man Like i'm. Ready and 1:35:16.960 --> 1:35:19.760 SO i was In San, Antonio texas at the, time 1:35:19.800 --> 1:35:22.639 going to, college AND i got a phone call and 1:35:22.680 --> 1:35:24.960 it was, like, hey you won that comedy competition last. 1:35:25.040 --> 1:35:28.160 Night this was ninety. Three do you want to open 1:35:28.160 --> 1:35:31.760 For Sam? Kennison AND i was, like, now do you 1:35:31.800 --> 1:35:33.920 guys know who's saying, Yes i'm gonna tell you. Something 1:35:34.240 --> 1:35:36.680 Sam kennison is the first COMIC i ever, watched AND i, 1:35:36.720 --> 1:35:40.840 thought are we allowed to say shit like? This Sam 1:35:40.880 --> 1:35:45.120 kennison said things and his delivery for me my comedy, 1:35:45.120 --> 1:35:46.760 hero that's my. Guy, YEAH i know ALL i. 1:35:46.760 --> 1:35:48.639 Got and it was the first, guy first guy WHERE 1:35:48.640 --> 1:35:51.080 i was, like what the fuck is? Happening? 1:35:51.320 --> 1:35:54.360 Yeah and he was a rock and roll. Comic he 1:35:54.400 --> 1:35:56.960 played in rock and roll. Venues he was he played 1:35:56.960 --> 1:35:59.200 it in the Last he had a band come up 1:35:59.280 --> 1:36:02.439 and played Wild thing and just he played, guitar crushed, 1:36:02.439 --> 1:36:06.840 it and his fans were rock and, rollers and his 1:36:07.120 --> 1:36:09.519 opener's dad had gotten sick and had to peel off the, 1:36:09.560 --> 1:36:11.720 tour and he was, like, hey send the dude who 1:36:11.760 --> 1:36:16.720 won the comedy. Competition SO i was, like, COOL i 1:36:16.760 --> 1:36:19.240 had at least three and a half four minutes material 1:36:20.360 --> 1:36:22.120 WHEN i got. There they're, like so just just do 1:36:22.200 --> 1:36:22.559 like twenty. 1:36:22.560 --> 1:36:26.400 Five And i'm, like now this is this is you, 1:36:26.439 --> 1:36:28.519 know this is like the fifth Time i'm uncomfortable right. 1:36:28.560 --> 1:36:30.879 Now this is the fifth TIME i was ever on. Stage. 1:36:31.200 --> 1:36:34.080 Yeah, NOW i ALSO i was a little fashion wise 1:36:34.120 --> 1:36:37.439 confused back, Then SO i no. 1:36:37.960 --> 1:36:38.600 Ponytail. 1:36:39.400 --> 1:36:42.320 Ponytail Maybe i'm not going to SAY i had, bangs 1:36:42.320 --> 1:36:45.880 BUT i did not have, bangs, Right, yeah it wasn't 1:36:45.880 --> 1:36:48.360 good man was the similar outfit is your first stand? 1:36:48.400 --> 1:36:52.400 Up pretty similar but with a leather jacket and. Ponytail 1:36:52.800 --> 1:36:56.160 and SO i start to walk on. Stage let me 1:36:56.200 --> 1:36:58.759 tell you how about it get SO i had maybe 1:36:58.760 --> 1:37:00.599 four minutes of, material but WHEN i was that, nervous 1:37:00.600 --> 1:37:03.840 that turned into two, minutes WHICH i was done with 1:37:03.880 --> 1:37:07.439 in a, minute and they were they were done heckling 1:37:07.479 --> 1:37:09.880 me by five minutes and had just started talking to each. 1:37:09.880 --> 1:37:12.920 Other they had already said everything they wanted to say to, 1:37:12.960 --> 1:37:17.479 me and they had just started. Suing they didn't have, 1:37:17.479 --> 1:37:20.080 Funy so you know WHAT i started doing because, people you, 1:37:20.080 --> 1:37:22.559 know you really show up to the. Headliner so people 1:37:22.600 --> 1:37:25.000 were trickling. IN i JUST i did my act three. 1:37:25.040 --> 1:37:27.120 TIMES i just did. IT i, go you guys didn't 1:37:27.120 --> 1:37:28.719 hear those first couple jokes AND i would just repeat. 1:37:28.760 --> 1:37:33.479 Them, Really OH i didn't have a. Laugh, no what 1:37:33.600 --> 1:37:35.599 was it like driving home lane in bed that? Night? 1:37:35.680 --> 1:37:37.840 WAIT i forgot to tell you. That WHEN i walked off, 1:37:37.880 --> 1:37:41.960 STAGE i didn't know we were doing two. Shows so 1:37:42.600 --> 1:37:46.120 were they, like, hey we'll seal it or even? Worse 1:37:47.040 --> 1:37:50.120 his manager said to me Because sam at the, Time 1:37:50.560 --> 1:37:54.120 sam had some drug and alcohol, issues so second show. 1:37:54.280 --> 1:37:57.720 Unpredictable so in between shows he was, like, HEY i 1:37:57.760 --> 1:38:00.519 may need you to stretch a little, bit AND i, 1:38:00.520 --> 1:38:04.760 go did you not watch the the first? Show holy Sh, 1:38:05.120 --> 1:38:06.200 NO i watched it was Great AND i was, like, 1:38:06.439 --> 1:38:09.320 yeah you didn't watch. That Watch so he was, like 1:38:09.360 --> 1:38:11.320 if you need to Stretch AND i turned over to 1:38:11.400 --> 1:38:13.920 him at twenty and he was doing this AND, i. 1:38:13.880 --> 1:38:14.840 Actually this is how bad it. 1:38:14.880 --> 1:38:14.920 Was. 1:38:14.960 --> 1:38:17.800 GOING i started over to, him, like you looked over, 1:38:17.840 --> 1:38:20.040 it and he's, like he likes there's a long, pause 1:38:20.080 --> 1:38:21.400 and he's just, LIKE i don't know what it was he. 1:38:21.479 --> 1:38:25.040 WAS i looked at my girlfriend at the, time who 1:38:25.120 --> 1:38:28.760 had driven, me AND i literally just started talking to. 1:38:28.760 --> 1:38:30.400 HER i was, like they're not. Listening she was, like keep, 1:38:30.439 --> 1:38:32.519 Going you're doing. Great i'm, like, yeah But i'm just 1:38:32.600 --> 1:38:34.000 telling the jokes to. You she was, like that's all. 1:38:34.080 --> 1:38:34.639 Right we. 1:38:34.640 --> 1:38:37.440 WORKED i was having a full on. Conversation no, way 1:38:37.479 --> 1:38:40.720 it was. Bru But i'm gonna tell you something that's 1:38:40.760 --> 1:38:42.960 the HARDEST i ever bomb my reaction WHEN i was 1:38:43.040 --> 1:38:45.439 driving home because she said to, me, well you got that. 1:38:45.360 --> 1:38:45.720 Out of your. 1:38:45.720 --> 1:38:49.120 System you got that out of your system and you 1:38:49.160 --> 1:38:51.320 got to open For kennison and this is a great. 1:38:51.320 --> 1:38:54.960 Story AND i told her straight, Up, Hey i'm not 1:38:55.000 --> 1:38:57.800 going out like. THAT i was, like you think that's 1:38:57.880 --> 1:39:00.840 How i'm even IF i don't do this, Forever that's 1:39:00.880 --> 1:39:03.800 not the last Time i'm going on. Stage i'm not 1:39:03.880 --> 1:39:06.760 ending my. Career i'm getting knocked. Out i'm ending on 1:39:06.800 --> 1:39:09.719 a knockout if. Anything so for, me that was motivation 1:39:09.920 --> 1:39:10.639 to go fuck. 1:39:10.760 --> 1:39:13.080 You. Oh she was saying, like, YEAH i was, like 1:39:13.360 --> 1:39:13.680 BUT i was. 1:39:13.720 --> 1:39:17.120 THINKING i was, like the people in that, system you 1:39:17.120 --> 1:39:19.400 don't get to do that to. Me you don't dictate 1:39:19.439 --> 1:39:22.160 When i'm. Done i'll tell you What i'm, done but 1:39:22.200 --> 1:39:24.960 you're not fucking chasing me off the. Stage and SO 1:39:25.439 --> 1:39:27.400 i when the next TIME i want a stage was 1:39:27.520 --> 1:39:28.120 a couple of years. 1:39:28.200 --> 1:39:35.960 Later, yeah found gummies. 1:39:36.040 --> 1:39:40.000 FOUND i was, Like, no it's gonna be way. Hard 1:39:40.120 --> 1:39:40.960 this is harder THAN i. 1:39:40.960 --> 1:39:42.880 THOUGHT i can't just roll out of, bed out of 1:39:42.880 --> 1:39:44.040 my college dorm and go do. 1:39:44.120 --> 1:39:45.360 It i'm gonna have to put some time. 1:39:45.360 --> 1:39:48.360 In that's WHEN i Realized i'm gonna shelf it for 1:39:48.360 --> 1:39:50.400 the rest of, college But i'm coming back and this 1:39:50.479 --> 1:39:52.960 is What i'm doing, because, LIKE i don't know about you, 1:39:53.000 --> 1:39:55.080 guys but. 1:39:54.400 --> 1:39:55.679 One thing for me is you. 1:39:55.560 --> 1:39:58.360 Don't get to dictate HOW i. Act that's a better 1:39:58.439 --> 1:40:00.280 thing for. Me you don't get to tell me And i'm. 1:40:00.320 --> 1:40:02.040 Done you don't get to tell me HOW i. Feel 1:40:02.160 --> 1:40:02.559 none of that. 1:40:02.600 --> 1:40:05.000 Ship one of my biggest pet peeves is, when like 1:40:05.080 --> 1:40:06.720 when you're in high school and you're kind of like 1:40:07.439 --> 1:40:09.240 acting up a little bit and a girl, goes, hey you're. 1:40:09.280 --> 1:40:11.240 Done it's like, BITCH i will fucking tell you When i'm. 1:40:11.240 --> 1:40:13.920 DONE i swear To, god tell me, Girl. 1:40:13.840 --> 1:40:16.439 Hey calm. Down he come. Down oh that shit fisces 1:40:16.439 --> 1:40:18.800 me off so. Much and you're. Done it's, like, Well i'm, 1:40:18.840 --> 1:40:20.080 not obviously. Not Now i'm. 1:40:20.080 --> 1:40:21.479 NOT i will say one of the let me say 1:40:21.520 --> 1:40:24.400 thin When i'm. Done let me tell you this is 1:40:24.400 --> 1:40:25.639 my Favorite chappelle. 1:40:25.680 --> 1:40:26.839 STORY i cannot. 1:40:26.840 --> 1:40:32.080 Wait we were at The Comedy storre and he, does, look, 1:40:32.120 --> 1:40:34.080 man You're Dave. Chappelle you go on stage for as 1:40:34.120 --> 1:40:36.479 long as you fucking. Want AND i will say, this, 1:40:36.560 --> 1:40:39.400 man if he does really really long, sets he's generally 1:40:39.479 --> 1:40:42.840 super respectful and goes on late or goes upstairs at 1:40:42.840 --> 1:40:47.600 the belly. Room he's not bumping entire. Lineups he's a respectful. 1:40:47.680 --> 1:40:49.600 Dude but by the, way if he wanted to go 1:40:49.600 --> 1:40:51.639 on and do three, hours everyone would be. 1:40:51.520 --> 1:40:52.519 Like, yeah That's Dave. 1:40:52.560 --> 1:40:55.439 Chappelle yea, absolutely. Yeah you can bump me anytime you. 1:40:55.439 --> 1:40:57.080 Want that's. 1:40:57.120 --> 1:40:59.800 It What it would be a faux pa for someone to, say, 1:40:59.840 --> 1:41:00.599 no you're not gonna bump. 1:41:00.600 --> 1:41:04.080 Me, okay, ready, Okay, Yes so. 1:41:05.800 --> 1:41:08.920 He's doing a set and he's gone a little, longer 1:41:09.080 --> 1:41:14.920 but not anything that anybody would complain about, comics especially. 1:41:15.080 --> 1:41:17.880 Audience you saying we get to Watch chappelle for forty 1:41:17.880 --> 1:41:23.320 five minutes for fifteen. Bucks, yeah along With rogan and 1:41:23.400 --> 1:41:30.759 every other stud that's down the headlining, guys headlining, guys the, guys, 1:41:30.840 --> 1:41:33.719 yeah people who are selling out arena. 1:41:33.840 --> 1:41:34.240 Guys. 1:41:34.320 --> 1:41:37.080 Yeah, Right so and this club is lucky enough they 1:41:37.080 --> 1:41:40.519 want to do some extra. Time, okay, yeah Your rogan 1:41:41.040 --> 1:41:42.120 super respectful at the. 1:41:42.200 --> 1:41:45.599 Light twenty. Minutes, Cool maybe a couple, extra but, Yeah i'm. 1:41:45.600 --> 1:41:48.839 DONE i know there are other, people, Right So chappelle 1:41:48.920 --> 1:41:51.400 does a little, extra but he's putting his jacket, on 1:41:52.720 --> 1:41:55.320 which you can tell he stood, up puts his jacket, 1:41:55.360 --> 1:41:56.519 on puts the mic back in the. 1:41:56.560 --> 1:41:58.240 Stand And. 1:41:59.680 --> 1:42:01.800 I'm not gonna say, who because there's a chance that 1:42:01.880 --> 1:42:02.639 this dude will. 1:42:02.479 --> 1:42:03.160 Be listening to this. 1:42:03.200 --> 1:42:10.920 Podcast but, Somebody tier, one somebody who had some say 1:42:10.960 --> 1:42:17.280 so at the comedy, store said, Hey. Dave dave recognized 1:42:17.280 --> 1:42:19.760 a voice and goes, yeah, so and so he's, like 1:42:19.800 --> 1:42:20.400 how how long. 1:42:20.360 --> 1:42:20.920 Are you gonna be up? 1:42:20.920 --> 1:42:21.080 There? 1:42:21.120 --> 1:42:22.680 Man we know you're you're killing, it but you know 1:42:22.720 --> 1:42:23.639 there are other comics back. 1:42:23.680 --> 1:42:28.360 Here we got a Full oh, shit he took his jacket. 1:42:28.360 --> 1:42:29.320 Off the. 1:42:29.360 --> 1:42:32.519 Goat he took his jacket, Off he hung it back 1:42:32.600 --> 1:42:36.160 up on the mic, stand and he, Said i'll have 1:42:36.200 --> 1:42:38.479 a shot and a. Beer he lit a cigarette and 1:42:38.520 --> 1:42:40.920 he screamed. Back he, goes if any of those motherfucker's 1:42:40.960 --> 1:42:43.000 been doing comedy for thirty, years tell him to, wait 1:42:43.800 --> 1:42:46.200 and he sat back. Down, god now he was getting off. 1:42:46.280 --> 1:42:48.920 Stage but once, again you don't. 1:42:49.000 --> 1:42:51.840 Tell you don't get to tell. Me you don't get to. 1:42:51.880 --> 1:42:55.840 Tell you don't tell, that. Dude he you don't tell that. 1:42:55.920 --> 1:42:58.599 Dude when he gets, off he knows who he, is 1:42:59.040 --> 1:43:02.520 he knows people are. There but he's also so respectful 1:43:02.560 --> 1:43:02.800 of other. 1:43:02.840 --> 1:43:06.280 Comics you ask any comic like About, chappelle, like, dude 1:43:06.320 --> 1:43:09.920 he genuinely loves. Comedians he loves. Comics it seems like 1:43:09.960 --> 1:43:12.479 a tight knit. Community, dude it's a lot of. That 1:43:13.479 --> 1:43:17.519 so much of that is because Of. Joe you, know 1:43:17.920 --> 1:43:21.519 why do you think that is because Of? JOE a 1:43:21.520 --> 1:43:25.840 lot of it is just because his podcast is so, 1:43:26.040 --> 1:43:31.080 massive and he had people on there and, comics and 1:43:31.800 --> 1:43:37.519 he would he his love of comedy and. Comedians it 1:43:37.600 --> 1:43:40.599 was infectious and the people he brought on represented our. 1:43:40.760 --> 1:43:44.320 Jobs so, well and they were super funny and it 1:43:44.360 --> 1:43:46.799 was such a huge platform that. 1:43:47.320 --> 1:43:48.760 Do you know WHAT i? Mean it's going. 1:43:48.800 --> 1:43:51.519 On rogan is, like if you talk to any of 1:43:51.520 --> 1:43:54.160 those older, Dudes Ray, Romono Jerry, seinfeld what was it? 1:43:54.200 --> 1:43:57.160 Like and he was, like going On carson was like a. 1:43:57.240 --> 1:44:00.360 Career it made your. Career, really you did a set 1:44:00.439 --> 1:44:03.839 On The Tonight show With carson that was your. Career 1:44:04.960 --> 1:44:09.320 rogan can make. Careers but he loves. Comics you hear 1:44:09.400 --> 1:44:12.200 him talk about. Comics, oh he loves, them, right and. 1:44:12.160 --> 1:44:14.040 So it's what he. Like it's like his number one. 1:44:14.080 --> 1:44:17.280 Passion but but but like so, so if you meet 1:44:17.439 --> 1:44:20.240 a football player who you've never met, before but there 1:44:20.400 --> 1:44:22.840 is some things you know about that. Person you know 1:44:22.920 --> 1:44:24.600 what he's gone, through you know what he's had to, 1:44:24.640 --> 1:44:27.719 do you know the two, days you know some things 1:44:27.720 --> 1:44:30.760 inherently about that. Person same thing with. 1:44:30.840 --> 1:44:34.400 Comics the tough thing about that is, like there's no 1:44:34.479 --> 1:44:35.880 football player that's gonna make your. 1:44:35.880 --> 1:44:36.840 Career you know What i'm. 1:44:36.840 --> 1:44:38.280 Saying there's no ONE i can go and, say, like, 1:44:38.680 --> 1:44:40.800 hey make me more appealing to the. Public that's not 1:44:40.840 --> 1:44:43.280 Gonna it just can't. Happen you, know you have to 1:44:43.280 --> 1:44:44.439 you have to make your own way in that. 1:44:44.600 --> 1:44:48.559 Sense you, Know chelsea did that That Chelsea. Handlers, yeah 1:44:48.840 --> 1:44:54.439 so Pre. Joe chelsea introduced comedy to an audience that 1:44:54.520 --> 1:44:57.000 had never seen. Comedy so when my WHEN i was 1:44:57.040 --> 1:44:59.639 selling tickets off of that, show it was a bunch 1:44:59.640 --> 1:45:00.639 of people never been to comedy. 1:45:00.640 --> 1:45:02.000 Shows so it was. 1:45:02.040 --> 1:45:05.599 Different rogan's fans that those those are comedy, Nerds those 1:45:05.600 --> 1:45:06.880 are comedy people who know. 1:45:07.040 --> 1:45:08.280 Comedy it seems like so many. 1:45:08.360 --> 1:45:11.400 Genres it seems like because he is into let's, say 1:45:11.400 --> 1:45:14.519 these five specific, things but he has such a huge 1:45:14.560 --> 1:45:16.040 following in all five of those. 1:45:16.080 --> 1:45:17.960 Things, YEAH i mean, massive you go. 1:45:18.040 --> 1:45:21.720 On but he can speak intelligently On he definitely does 1:45:21.720 --> 1:45:25.280 a great job of regurgitating, things and he sounds like 1:45:25.439 --> 1:45:26.120 he's a genius at. 1:45:26.160 --> 1:45:28.120 Everything he sounds like he's got everything Dial and he 1:45:28.160 --> 1:45:30.200 keeps such an open mind, too like he's so, flexible 1:45:30.200 --> 1:45:32.280 like if here's another perspective that he can get, on, 1:45:32.479 --> 1:45:34.240 like you, know get on board with and talk through 1:45:34.320 --> 1:45:37.920 LIKE i wonder because he's not pigeonholed in certain and he. 1:45:37.880 --> 1:45:40.920 Wasn't always WHEN i met. Him he was Not not 1:45:41.320 --> 1:45:44.080 only did he not smoke, weed he was anti. 1:45:44.200 --> 1:45:45.439 Weed really he did. 1:45:45.479 --> 1:45:48.280 Not IF i remember this was years, ago BUT i remember, 1:45:48.280 --> 1:45:51.760 correctly he didn't want you doing it around, him and 1:45:51.800 --> 1:45:52.519 that's obviously. 1:45:52.600 --> 1:45:54.080 Changed, yeah he's a. 1:45:54.160 --> 1:45:56.880 Dude for a guy to be that successful and that, 1:45:57.040 --> 1:45:59.320 smart you could really just be like these are my, 1:45:59.400 --> 1:46:02.600 Views Pete, David, yeah and just dig in and be, 1:46:02.680 --> 1:46:04.519 LIKE i don't need to learn, anything being. 1:46:04.520 --> 1:46:07.840 FLEXIBLE i wonder who put him on The other thing 1:46:07.880 --> 1:46:09.920 THAT i like him most abouthim is how curious he. 1:46:10.000 --> 1:46:13.200 Is, yeah he's got a thirst for. Knowledge yeah that 1:46:14.560 --> 1:46:16.640 never seems to be. Quenched and to, me that's the 1:46:16.680 --> 1:46:19.240 most fascinating thing about. This who could just sit back 1:46:19.240 --> 1:46:21.920 in rest one hundred million. Dollars i'm selling out WHATEVER 1:46:21.920 --> 1:46:24.080 i want to sell out for. COMEDY i get to 1:46:24.160 --> 1:46:28.200 do my dream jobs the, podcast sit front ROW, ufc 1:46:28.280 --> 1:46:30.280 and do stand. UP i don't need to be open 1:46:30.280 --> 1:46:33.080 minded to any of you, motherfuckers Right yet he, Is 1:46:33.240 --> 1:46:35.680 yet he stays. Curious yet HE'S i know there are 1:46:35.680 --> 1:46:38.439 some people would argue he's not open. Minded, well they 1:46:38.520 --> 1:46:41.360 just don't listen to his. Stuff like every other Every 1:46:41.439 --> 1:46:44.280 yeah that's one, way far one. Way every other week. 1:46:44.080 --> 1:46:46.719 On, twitter they're trying to cancel. Him but it's. 1:46:46.600 --> 1:46:49.559 Crazy because he just didn't want him on or something 1:46:49.600 --> 1:46:49.800 THAT i. 1:46:49.800 --> 1:46:52.519 DON'T i. Don't you just see like, different you just 1:46:52.600 --> 1:46:55.000 understand who listens to him and who. Doesn't because when somebody's, 1:46:55.040 --> 1:46:57.799 like oh he's, blah you're just like you clearly don't listen. 1:46:57.640 --> 1:47:00.800 To curious means he's still hungry to. Learn, yeah, yo 1:47:00.880 --> 1:47:03.280 at his, age with his. Money that is far and 1:47:03.320 --> 1:47:06.759 away my absolute favorite thing about, him BECAUSE i want 1:47:07.080 --> 1:47:09.400 that's for. ME i never want to stop being. CURIOUS 1:47:09.439 --> 1:47:11.200 i never want to stop being. HUNGRY i never want 1:47:11.240 --> 1:47:14.599 to start stop, learning because then what then you? Die 1:47:14.680 --> 1:47:16.920 then you, die, yeah then it's. Over then you go one, 1:47:16.960 --> 1:47:17.920 eye then you go one eyed. 1:47:17.960 --> 1:47:22.679 Winkie yeah. Yeah and you can always like learn something 1:47:22.680 --> 1:47:24.720 from everybody you come, across no matter if you like 1:47:24.800 --> 1:47:26.880 vibe with them or. Not there's always something to kind of. 1:47:26.960 --> 1:47:31.599 LIKED I i every, show one of the things That 1:47:31.640 --> 1:47:33.439 i'll go on stage with something to be, Like i'm 1:47:33.439 --> 1:47:34.840 gonna try this. Tonight i'm gonna see if this. WORKS 1:47:34.880 --> 1:47:36.000 i want to, SAY i want. TO i want To 1:47:36.240 --> 1:47:37.840 if this, Works i'm gonna try to bring and not. 1:47:37.880 --> 1:47:39.720 Doesn't it's not always a. Joke sometimes it's the WAY i. 1:47:39.760 --> 1:47:43.240 Stand sometimes it's my. Pacing sometimes it's sitting down as 1:47:43.280 --> 1:47:45.920 opposed to standing. Up so everything is calculated in your. Set, 1:47:46.120 --> 1:47:49.080 no But i'll try one. Thing, Yeah i'll be, Like, 1:47:49.120 --> 1:47:51.720 okay so for these fifteen, Minutes i'm gonna sit and 1:47:51.800 --> 1:47:52.320 let's just see what. 1:47:52.360 --> 1:47:53.960 Happens sounds pretty calculated to. 1:47:54.000 --> 1:47:57.719 Me so when you try new, Things i'm saying calculating 1:47:57.720 --> 1:47:59.320 in the sense that when you go up, there you 1:47:59.360 --> 1:48:01.280 have a, plan not WHAT i want to. 1:48:01.320 --> 1:48:04.120 Say, oh, really most of the time i'll Have i'll 1:48:04.120 --> 1:48:07.719 have like thirty minutes OF i go like that story 1:48:07.760 --> 1:48:10.200 that the that when you heard the Cookie. 1:48:10.240 --> 1:48:12.519 COOKIE i haven't figured out how to tell it on. 1:48:12.479 --> 1:48:16.880 Stage, yet the whole story, Yet and SO i do it, 1:48:16.920 --> 1:48:19.400 Differently like IF i haven't figured it out, Yet i'll 1:48:19.439 --> 1:48:22.760 pepper it in on a. 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