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Speaker 5: think I might go as far to say as like
Speaker 5: the sports, we were the only none team. Like we
Speaker 5: did it independently on our own and now I think
Speaker 5: there's like there's a few half a dozen guys. I
Speaker 5: feel like one yeah, big trust levels with Cameron Jordan
Speaker 5: and Mark Ingram.
Speaker 3: I know there's a couple guys lane Johnson does his
Speaker 3: outside outside the lane, outside the lane, outside the lane,
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Speaker 5: There's a handful of guys that really really come on.
Speaker 5: And this is one thing that is definitely like a
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Speaker 5: seen you know, see not heard. That's kind kind of
Speaker 5: the whole thing. You're kind of putting this box and
Speaker 5: then it gets the NFL. It's it's definitely that as
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Speaker 5: Guy in the second round who plays offensive line and
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Speaker 1: I love it, Josh, Welcome to the podcast. Thank you man,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I have an offensive line question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get your questions to your questions. What I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to know. This is gonna sound well, good question for
Speaker 1: a question. Okay, this is gonna sound stupid. Offensive lineman.
Speaker 1: It seems like that position requires a little more uh
Speaker 1: intelligence than than maybe some other positions in the field
Speaker 1: because you have to hear the calls happen, they change
Speaker 1: on the line, and you have to work in concert
Speaker 1: with four other dudes.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, do you like, uh this is a great
Speaker 3: walk up boys holding drink in a bar and ask
Speaker 3: just yeah, but you know what I mean, like, let
Speaker 3: me ask you something.
Speaker 1: It feels like me let me Yeah, let me step
Speaker 1: away from my friends.
Speaker 2: Hey, my friends and I haven't seen a month.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to find some pussy.
Speaker 3: What's her offensive line question?
Speaker 1: Fuckence, But those guys, it seems like you gotta figure like,
Speaker 1: so for me, is it less about just like the
Speaker 1: end of it? Because the Chiefs they signed two all
Speaker 1: world dudes, right, but they've never played together. So is
Speaker 1: it more important for you to be smart and have
Speaker 1: an idea of who you're playing with and to be
Speaker 1: cohesive like that, or you're gonna be able to drop
Speaker 1: two all pros in and that's gonna be great no
Speaker 1: matter what.
Speaker 3: Well, if they're like pros, will be pros. That's what
Speaker 3: they're gonna say.
Speaker 5: In the NFL, like guys are definitely gonna if you're
Speaker 5: an all pro, big time guy, then you're gonna be
Speaker 5: able to go and in function based on who you're with.
Speaker 5: Now you have to start learning, Okay, what the guy
Speaker 5: playing next to me, what are his strengths, what are
Speaker 5: his weaknesses? And how do we work together to make
Speaker 5: sure that is all? Like you know, you play your
Speaker 5: best together come fall. When it comes to the intelligence factor,
Speaker 5: there's a level. Now I'm not splitting Adams, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying, Like I need to know a level
Speaker 5: a couple of things every play based on where these
Speaker 5: guys are at and if they shift or do something
Speaker 5: that I know something is different.
Speaker 3: And it's kind of just being on your toes. You're
Speaker 3: just taking a test and you.
Speaker 1: Get to study all week. So all five of us,
Speaker 1: like we all if we're all.
Speaker 5: Wrong, we're all right, Like I Ben, who's our center
Speaker 5: makes a call and it's the wrong call, well we're
Speaker 5: gonna make our calls based off that call, UK, Yeah,
Speaker 5: keep going, all right, we're gonna make our calls based
Speaker 5: off that call. And so if he's wrong, well we're
Speaker 5: still gonna be right because we're gonna be blocking in
Speaker 5: a certain scheme together.
Speaker 3: I think you can plug and play, guys.
Speaker 5: I think I've had I've had like, you know, half
Speaker 5: a dozen guards with me in my career, and I
Speaker 5: know that our line until recently was kind of a
Speaker 5: you know, a revolving door of people. You know, the
Speaker 5: first couple of years, it was like it seemed like
Speaker 5: a whole new line every single year I was there.
Speaker 5: So there are it is. It's a you have to
Speaker 5: be more intelligent to play the position. But the farther
Speaker 5: you go in, the more intelligent have to be. Like
Speaker 5: Ben Jones our center, he's got to know everything, he's
Speaker 5: got to where everyone's at, what everyone's doing.
Speaker 1: Is that underrated? Do people not understand how difficult that
Speaker 1: position is? Playing center?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I think people don't understand how difficult football is
Speaker 5: in general, especially if you'll look at Twitter and all
Speaker 5: that stuff. It's like, you know, hey, just get in
Speaker 5: the way of the guy. It's like, well, it doesn't
Speaker 5: work like that, and it's moving the first time. I
Speaker 5: like that how fast everyone was.
Speaker 1: I was telling Will I traveled with Cable, a Cable
Speaker 1: guy for a while. Yeah, I went down the sidelines
Speaker 1: and I remember going down and watching some Nebraska games
Speaker 1: on the sidelines calling to her.
Speaker 3: Loved it amazing.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was during the years when a
Speaker 1: Dominican sue was literally holding up two offensive linemen, one
Speaker 1: in each arm, trying to decide where he was.
Speaker 3: It was crazy to watch him move.
Speaker 1: Human beings like picked him up with one hand to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I need to go this way now.
Speaker 1: But I just didn't realize this. It's it's like hockey.
Speaker 1: You don't realize how fast those dudes are moving until
Speaker 1: you go to the game and you sit down by
Speaker 1: the ice and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, these are some big, constant movement with big collisions.
Speaker 1: Huge when they hit each other on the boards, that
Speaker 1: is massive. Yeah, And so I didn't realize how quickly.
Speaker 1: So when decisions are being made in football and people
Speaker 1: are like, well, how do you not hit that hole?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it happened like that, right, Yes, that is
Speaker 5: that is a big thing and the cool thing. Like
Speaker 5: when you went to Nebraska games in college. You've been
Speaker 5: to a few games. You were at the spring spring
Speaker 5: game a week ago. Right, you go to college and
Speaker 5: you can tell who's a dude and who's not. In
Speaker 5: the NFL, everyone's really fast. You know, guys have their
Speaker 5: strengths and weaknesses, and there are guys that stand out.
Speaker 5: But in college it's like that guy's be like, Okay,
Speaker 5: he's a fucking stuck. I know he's right, And you
Speaker 5: don't got to know the game at all to know that.
Speaker 5: You know, you get to the NFL, it's kind of
Speaker 5: hard to figure out who's you know, really the dude
Speaker 5: that you can hear who the dudes are, but in
Speaker 5: the mix, like who's the upper echelon who's lower, Like
Speaker 5: you can't really tell because the skill level is so close.
Speaker 1: But it's when the it's when the freaks of the freaks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when somebody sticks out amongst the freak athletes, like when
Speaker 1: you when I used to watch Dion Sanders, I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's faster than all of the freaks. Yeah, Like that
Speaker 1: is a next level of It's like you brought up
Speaker 1: Kansas City Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 3: You watch it like, holy shit, dude, or when Metcalf
Speaker 3: chases down a boot baker.
Speaker 5: Oh did you see him running the Olympic trials? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: he ran T three six Yeah I think out of ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah still, I mean you know, yeah, I'm saying like,
Speaker 3: did you see him interviewing with the guy next to
Speaker 3: the size difference is insane? You much.
Speaker 5: I saw the video I think last night or maybe
Speaker 5: this morning, him running. It's like, Okay, that's the football player.
Speaker 3: That everybody else. Yeah, it's it's kind of it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw another thing too.
Speaker 5: Not to keep bouncing around, but someone brought up football
Speaker 5: players and basketball players. Like someone said basketball players are
Speaker 5: just as strongest.
Speaker 3: Football players just as strong.
Speaker 2: Just as strong.
Speaker 3: So I don't know who said that, Alex. If you
Speaker 3: can find that, let me know. But it's false. We
Speaker 3: need a body bag. Whatever it is, it is the
Speaker 3: dumbest thing.
Speaker 5: The workouts are completely different, the skill set is completely different.
Speaker 3: It's just absurd. There's an argument going on, which is
Speaker 3: harder to win an NBA championship or an NFL Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be a super Bowl. Gotta be because you're
Speaker 1: doing one and Dons. So you have one bad game
Speaker 1: and your season is over. Yeah, And so that doesn't
Speaker 1: happen in basketball. Also, in basketball, you can have the
Speaker 1: one player who's better than everybody else, yep, and he
Speaker 1: can win a series for you. In football, you can
Speaker 1: have the one guy yeah, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And in football it's all about like getting to
Speaker 3: the tournament, like if you get it, no matter how
Speaker 3: you get in, waldcart or not, the saying is always like, hey,
Speaker 3: we got in, Like you got to win four games. Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the NBA, you see the bracket, their Western Conference,
Speaker 3: Eastern Conference, you kind of know who's gonna be in,
Speaker 3: like the final four, the championship guessing you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, the eighth seed is never gonna win it.
Speaker 3: Six seeds, seven seed, whatever, they're never gonna win it.
Speaker 3: In the NFL, like anybody can win, and you got
Speaker 3: to count on all different variables everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, you had eleven guys in the field at
Speaker 5: one time, and it's and they're constantly calling out personnel
Speaker 5: as different guys are going in and out off the field.
Speaker 3: In basketball, it's five dudes.
Speaker 5: So and I know that that's a very it's a
Speaker 5: whole different argument to are you five guys need to
Speaker 5: play better? But like if you have eleven guys constantly
Speaker 5: every play and due just switching out like three four dues,
Speaker 5: just switching out every every play, right, and to have
Speaker 5: that cohesiveness to be able to go do X, Y
Speaker 5: and Z.
Speaker 3: And the thing they don't like, you can only do
Speaker 3: so Now, listen, this is coming from somebody who's not
Speaker 3: very smart in the basketball world. Yeah, but you can
Speaker 3: only do so much on the court, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, well, what do you mean running zone?
Speaker 3: Running man like shift, mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: But in football, like you can come out with some
Speaker 3: game plans and kind of there's more strategy involved. But
Speaker 3: I think when you bring up one person changes everything.
Speaker 1: One person can win a game, yeah, Rons, Yeah, can
Speaker 1: win a game.
Speaker 3: But take over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you could put you put whoever you consider
Speaker 1: to be uh, Aaron Donalds.
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Speaker 5: it's like, the how is that?
Speaker 3: Does a woman have to do that?
Speaker 1: Only? By the way, I love how you at eleven,
Speaker 1: You're already at here.
Speaker 3: I'm a zero to sixty.
Speaker 2: I'm a Lamborghini in the internet world.
Speaker 3: There I'm like, oh, those boobs eleven, You're like, he's
Speaker 3: like fucking shots everywhere. In God, this is tough. This
Speaker 3: has been a tough podcast for your boys so far.
Speaker 5: But my dad had a uh, one of those things
Speaker 5: the back massagers that you could turn up and had
Speaker 5: the two balls on.
Speaker 3: It and you put it on your back. Well, I
Speaker 3: thought this is a genius.
Speaker 5: I would just you know, lay it there, kind of
Speaker 5: move it left him right a little bit and then
Speaker 5: all over my shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah that everywhere? Really? Oh yeah, I just threw them
Speaker 3: the laundry. So I guess I shouldn't have come at
Speaker 3: you so hard for the song, right, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: the sock seems smarter than messing up what you're wearing. Yes,
Speaker 3: you know you think so.
Speaker 5: But at eleven, it's like, I just gotta get this
Speaker 5: thing done. Yeah, I three, three, four more times today.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. This is just at eleven,
Speaker 3: you've got somebody doing your laundry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, also kind of grocery and like, thinking about
Speaker 5: it now, you would really hope you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It is tough, but at the same time, like you think,
Speaker 3: obviously when you're young, you think you're smarter you're figuring
Speaker 3: some stuff out that your parents don't know about, and
Speaker 3: so you'd be like, all right, it's time to sneak
Speaker 3: the snock in there and get at what we didn't
Speaker 3: have is the iPhone. iPhone you can delete all your
Speaker 3: search history right away, right dude? Why?
Speaker 5: Like back in like what early two thousands do you
Speaker 5: get you gave computer as do you delete your cookies?
Speaker 3: And know what it was? Somebody taught me how to
Speaker 3: delete cookies you didn't have to worry about. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: has what ahead? Got ahead? This dude?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this dude. At one point in
Speaker 1: time he was like, Hey, my computer as a virus.
Speaker 1: I don't know why as a virus? Can you come
Speaker 1: bok at it? And right at the top like he
Speaker 1: was trying to fool me, he had ESPN, CNN, CNN
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: Then hell does he At the time he was probably
Speaker 3: different world. I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I go website looking at and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know UESPN and CNN. I'm I go CNN. The
Speaker 1: third website was come FISA and I'm like, well, here
Speaker 1: is your.
Speaker 3: Give away.
Speaker 1: Couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is when I asked him, I go,
Speaker 3: what's this?
Speaker 1: And he and he he squinted at like he didn't
Speaker 1: know how to read.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he squinted at you like.
Speaker 2: You know what he called it?
Speaker 3: I go on, what's what's that? He goes, I've never
Speaker 3: seen those two words before. I go, well for me?
Speaker 3: He goes, okay, and he started to squint and what
Speaker 3: does that? Does that say? Komb fiesta? I'm like, is
Speaker 3: that just you think is as km? Yeah? Mine was
Speaker 3: kits and as galore kits And asked Galore, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I had like a.
Speaker 1: Go to go to on his computer, it was round
Speaker 1: and brown, which I brown?
Speaker 3: How do you remember that? Defend that terrible site? No,
Speaker 3: apparently you know them fit girls.
Speaker 1: So many of my jokes are about him, but he
Speaker 1: has such a good sense of humor about it.
Speaker 3: Was there ever a time that you thought this is
Speaker 3: too much? There was a little bit.
Speaker 9: At one point there was a story that he tells
Speaker 9: that everybody loves for obvious reasons because I look like
Speaker 9: an absolute ass in, so I hate it for.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 9: But then somebody, somebody, uh, David Ortis told me it
Speaker 9: was his favorite joke, and I was like, Hey, I
Speaker 9: don't care what you tell me, go ahead and tell
Speaker 9: any joke.
Speaker 3: David Ortisse came out puppy.
Speaker 9: That for me was like was like I was like, dude,
Speaker 9: you just gonna have to own up to it. Everything's
Speaker 9: on the internet anyways, Like, just just run with it.
Speaker 5: At least you have a father funny enough to tell
Speaker 5: the story, right, not like an uncomfortable dead at a
Speaker 5: bar who's had like or not a bar like a barbecue,
Speaker 5: too many drinks and then spurts out some shitty Yeah,
Speaker 5: my son watches Born now and here's.
Speaker 3: Like somebody's out there expressing it, hitting.
Speaker 1: All the cues, getting a done right. So you know,
Speaker 1: my deal with him was this, and my daughter too.
Speaker 1: My deal was, look, if you tell me when it's
Speaker 1: okay to tell the story. Yeah, so if you need
Speaker 1: a couple of years, that's cool, but you tell me
Speaker 1: when it's okay. And so like, there was a story
Speaker 1: recently that I hadn't told because his sister wouldn't let me.
Speaker 1: But recently okay. So the first practical joke I ever
Speaker 1: played on these guys, and I'm a big practical joke guy,
Speaker 1: they played on themselves. But she felt so silly. She
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me tell it until recently. What happened was
Speaker 1: they were young and I was raising the three kids
Speaker 1: by myself. At the time, I was single dad and
Speaker 1: my kids were like eight, five and three, right damn.
Speaker 1: And we were at Petco and at the time I
Speaker 1: made eleven hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 3: We lived in one room together.
Speaker 1: It was a but and so Petco for me was
Speaker 1: like a place where it was almost like my babysitter
Speaker 1: because I couldn't afford a dog.
Speaker 3: But we could go hold them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, when we used to go to toy stores,
Speaker 1: I had them convinced, look, you're not you can play
Speaker 1: with any toy hair just unwrap it, but we can't
Speaker 1: buy any They don't let you buy them here, but
Speaker 1: we can play with them. So we would run to
Speaker 1: the toy stress. They would unwrap them and we would
Speaker 1: play them. I would bring batteries and put them in
Speaker 1: the remote. We did the whole I just didn't have
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 9: Our amusement park was was the trunk of a car,
Speaker 9: so we would ride around. All three of us would
Speaker 9: get in the back of the trunk and he would
Speaker 9: drive in circles in an empty parking lot and we
Speaker 9: would roll in the back and I would drive.
Speaker 3: Over bumps and hilarious. We never because it's what we
Speaker 3: just did for fun. We all loved it.
Speaker 1: We I didn't have any money to do, and it's
Speaker 1: what you knew. Yeah, and the times and you're like
Speaker 1: protecting them from thinking we did Disneyland. It was great,
Speaker 1: but we always had more fun in the back of
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: Somebody Disney I was back of the car.
Speaker 2: Gotta be chevy.
Speaker 1: The truth is is like you find out that the
Speaker 1: only reason your kids until they get older, right right,
Speaker 1: will a lot of times the jokes joke is he laughing?
Speaker 2: He laughed, laughing, and then he gets it.
Speaker 3: I was good too, so we'll hear that ten minutes
Speaker 3: to laugh again. You can't just kind hey, yeah you're
Speaker 3: doing you man, you're good. Yeah, yeah, just pay your
Speaker 3: dog Like most of us support animals. That one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's my favorite, the favorite I ever played on them,
Speaker 1: because look, at the end of the day, kids are done.
Speaker 1: I'm still question So you can play jokes on her
Speaker 1: if you man, you're not doing as long as you're
Speaker 1: not doing things to harm them. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day they're going to look back and be like
Speaker 1: that was funny. I'm sure when you look back on
Speaker 1: stories from your childhood, you don't remember how many times
Speaker 1: your mom or dad cut the crusts off your peanut
Speaker 1: butter and jelly sandwich. You remember that wild shit or
Speaker 1: that weird that's the story you tell, right, tell them
Speaker 1: all the time on this podcast. Right, So and so
Speaker 1: parents who take care to make sure nothing bad or
Speaker 1: nothing weird ever happens to their kids, to me, you're
Speaker 1: fucking up their stories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not raising the right kid. You know what
Speaker 3: I did to them.
Speaker 1: So we were in Petcock and my daughter runs up
Speaker 1: to me and she goes, can I. I I know
Speaker 1: you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Say no this, but I want to ask anyways.
Speaker 1: I go okay, and she goes, can I have a cookie?
Speaker 1: And I said I don't. I don't have any cookies
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, can I have a pet Coke cookie?
Speaker 1: I go show me, show me what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: So we walk over right, and you know, they have
Speaker 1: us huge bins of dog treats and some of them
Speaker 1: look look like chocolate chip cookies. Yea, And I say, uh,
Speaker 1: they go show me and she points at it. I go,
Speaker 1: you want that cookie? And she goes yeah, and I
Speaker 1: said okay.
Speaker 3: And so this dude is like, I ate my brac
Speaker 3: hews three, I ate my breakfast. Can I have a cookie?
Speaker 3: I ate my breakfast.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want that cookie? And he goes yeah.
Speaker 1: And I go okay, and I turned my eight here.
Speaker 1: I go hey, and he just looks. He's looking at them,
Speaker 1: and he just talks out the side of his mouth
Speaker 1: to me, and he goes, that's dog food, right, And
Speaker 1: I go yeah. And then I goes, but you want
Speaker 1: to cook? He goes no. And so they start to
Speaker 1: put him in their mouth. I go, hey, hey, don't
Speaker 1: eat him in here. We gotta ea him in the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't mind being a bad parent in private,
Speaker 1: just not in public.
Speaker 3: Right, everyone else thinks you look bad in public.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will do whatever I want inside the house,
Speaker 5: but outside the house, I am all started.
Speaker 3: All the patients in the world. Yeah, you're fine, Yeah
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 6: You get snacks in your bag, you got everything. But
Speaker 6: at home you're like that for yourself.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, So you throw them out there, throw them
Speaker 1: to the wolves, the one eye dog.
Speaker 3: They throw them to the one eyed dog. She does
Speaker 3: not do both kids. And we'll get you back.
Speaker 1: That dog because he is the other thing. This was
Speaker 1: a gift to be nice. He's in he's in the
Speaker 1: bus right now.
Speaker 3: Was a gift? Oh no, I mean, but so is.
Speaker 1: It looks like his left nostril is also winking like
Speaker 1: she like, what, well, it's a deviated septum.
Speaker 3: And also be careful, Jack, Jack's mom drew it, painted it,
Speaker 3: but her nose is really like that. I don't worry, Joe. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: it's Kathy does Kathy is Kathy is what she does.
Speaker 3: She paints the dogs.
Speaker 1: Uh huh that.
Speaker 3: Story right there? What Jack? Well, the alarm went off?
Speaker 3: The alarm? Please? But who's got this? One? Will does?
Speaker 3: This will be much better? I don't know. That's where
Speaker 3: we kind of just sit here.
Speaker 5: You know, he'll he'll, he'll do a lot better than
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 1: He's not a strong suit for me, I have to
Speaker 1: tell you, though. But that read though, that's gonna sell
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. That's what I'm saying. That's why
Speaker 1: I love it. More money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get that instant gratification. You have to.
Speaker 3: It goes you.
Speaker 5: The money is that's who I have money a laugh,
Speaker 5: one smile, hecaus a dollar, and I guarantee at least
Speaker 5: got three smiles.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot, dude, Oh my god, you
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Speaker 3: You read, because hey, man, I think those are just
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Speaker 3: You've got this. Everyone heard it? God damn holy ship. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well this has been one of my favorite podcasts so far.
Speaker 5: I'll be a lot of laughter thirty four minutes of dude,
Speaker 5: even if the joke's not funny, your.
Speaker 3: Laugh is so infectious.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, man, So for me, I I
Speaker 1: like that fun like and I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm apologetic for it. You like, why am I going
Speaker 1: to go somewhere and not have a good time? Like,
Speaker 1: I just don't understand that whole I get one ride
Speaker 1: on this rock. You can say whatever the fuck you
Speaker 1: want to me. Nothing anybody says bothers me, bumps me
Speaker 1: because I know I'm on on on one ride and
Speaker 1: when I go somewhere, I'm gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3: Good that's it. I'm gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1: That show you went to the other night, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you told the cookie joke.
Speaker 3: By the way, I told the cookie Tell the cookie.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you remember that.
Speaker 1: But but but yeah, hey he.
Speaker 3: Knows that the fucking bar afterwards, I was like, hey, bro,
Speaker 3: we gotta get out of here. Yeah. Like, I was like,
Speaker 3: I need that bad. I was like, I need help.
Speaker 3: He he ended up at the end two He's like,
Speaker 3: now I went to that we gotta get out here.
Speaker 3: And I looked at R and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: I need help. We gotta go. You can't drink jelly
Speaker 3: roll as a tank man, can't.
Speaker 5: He was drinking on He drank half a half a
Speaker 5: fifth on our bus. He he drank half a handle,
Speaker 5: No smaller, he drank Oh you're telling me a story.
Speaker 5: Half a handle of tequila at his video shoot straight
Speaker 5: out right.
Speaker 3: Here you go, Bubba, let's take at him. And he's yeah,
Speaker 3: he's got he's got away with words.
Speaker 5: Yes, he calls you bubby. You're like, well, I am
Speaker 5: a part of this. Yeah, you feel like I am
Speaker 5: in this.
Speaker 3: He's handing you shots and they're like quadruples, bro. So
Speaker 3: you do you never do the toss over the shoulder?
Speaker 3: No I did. I should have, but no. If someone's like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, let me ask you a football.
Speaker 1: Question, and they asked me and then they come, let
Speaker 1: me give you some new ideas, my thanks, man, and.
Speaker 3: I just tossed it over. I'm not getting run the
Speaker 3: intelligence of the line. I feel like he got.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you I'm a little insulted. Nobody's
Speaker 1: ever tried to rufee me before.
Speaker 5: I think somebody has and I'm gonna hang my hat
Speaker 5: on that, but I have no proof.
Speaker 3: You know somebody's tried to roofe me. Well maybe, but
Speaker 3: I'm more talking about myself. Yeah, watch out for that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like just one time would have
Speaker 1: been nice for you, Roofie, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you thinking I wouldn't say, yeah, I guess
Speaker 5: I'll go in my way unless you want to.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go again?
Speaker 1: You're getting okay, I'll just put this on yeah, I yeah,
Speaker 1: But I also like, I don't think. I think i'm
Speaker 1: generally when I'm out, I'm getting sucked up enough where
Speaker 1: I'm sure people like he doesn't need the Roofie, He's
Speaker 1: on his way by himself.
Speaker 3: You a big drinker. I used to be.
Speaker 1: I make bad life decisions when I drink, so I
Speaker 1: hadn't drink in probably four or five years. Jelly Old
Speaker 1: switched that all around. But I'm a huge we guy
Speaker 1: and a huge mushroom guy. Like I take mushrooms. I'm
Speaker 1: taking mushrooms tonight.
Speaker 3: Don't you do it every Monday? Every Monday night?
Speaker 5: Mushrooms as in like a three point five you have
Speaker 5: an actual boom, like you actually go and you take
Speaker 5: like a microdose.
Speaker 3: What's three three point five grams?
Speaker 5: Is the proper amount you would take to have a
Speaker 5: hero's journey?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hero's journey. I like that. I'm taking that.
Speaker 5: It's now in my back podcast. And also that's two
Speaker 5: things I've had to explain to people today. So that
Speaker 5: makes me keep it smarter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a drug addict one of the two.
Speaker 1: I By the way, this you're lucky I didn't have
Speaker 1: to teach you.
Speaker 3: Math over quarantine. You would have learned grams and fractions
Speaker 3: and that's about it. That is all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I take about one and a half to two
Speaker 1: grams and then I'll take two hundred milligrams vetibles. Then
Speaker 1: I'll smoke a joint and then I turn on my
Speaker 1: camera and I just see what happens.
Speaker 3: Really everything it's just live or whatever, live streaming. Wow,
Speaker 3: and it's it's there's there been times.
Speaker 1: Remember there were times when we were in California and
Speaker 1: I remember I was out back and the show ended
Speaker 1: and he leaned over from the bat patio and he goes,
Speaker 1: how's it going.
Speaker 3: I go, you're gonna have to come help me upstairs,
Speaker 3: and he was like, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah he
Speaker 3: had to. That is well.
Speaker 1: First off, forget the mushrooms. Two hundred milligrams. I don't
Speaker 1: do weed right, never have right. But if you it
Speaker 1: seems successive. Yeah, that seems like a lot to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Jilly Roll was on here and said, what do
Speaker 3: you say? I had a thousand? It's something.
Speaker 5: On the way over here, dude, I can't even imagine. Friends,
Speaker 5: I know, take five milligrams and just literally over on
Speaker 5: the floor. Never anything over twenty really, and yeah, dead
Speaker 5: body if you're over twenty. Yeah, like you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying from what i've Yeah, I take the under
Speaker 5: it and go on stage on my set today Late show,
Speaker 5: and you never get.
Speaker 3: Like you never get the scariest feel like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 3: i'd be No. We can imagine what I would be.
Speaker 3: You can imagine it's pretty deer in aheadlight.
Speaker 1: I can imagine what worlds like, and I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's a lot like a deer head. Like well, like
Speaker 1: listen that show that you came and watch, and you
Speaker 1: you know how insane it is. I get I do
Speaker 1: one hundred milligrads before I do.
Speaker 3: That show m so to just two grams of mushrooms?
Speaker 3: How you?
Speaker 5: How does that feel as opposed to the hero's journey
Speaker 5: you spoke on before?
Speaker 1: It is okay, so two grams of mushrooms is gigly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but and you definitely like your vision. It's not your
Speaker 1: vision is different. The best way I can see it
Speaker 1: is say, is like sometimes if I was looking at you,
Speaker 1: I'd be looking at you like through a screen door,
Speaker 1: right or when you moved, there would be part of
Speaker 1: you that it would look like it would look like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and the other part like
Speaker 1: that kind of did you ever?
Speaker 3: Were you ever a Selvia guy? But I heard about it?
Speaker 5: God damn I can tell that story. Yeah that was
Speaker 5: in college. That was a bit of a deal.
Speaker 3: But I want to hear the well, it sounds like
Speaker 3: what you were talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super fun and you have like a warmish feeling,
Speaker 1: but you're not out of control. Sure, the two hundred
Speaker 1: milligrams pushes you a little closer to out of control,
Speaker 1: right than the joint, and then the joint with some
Speaker 1: wax in it. Yeah, it's all sometimes so I do
Speaker 1: it tonight, and so sometimes I'll just pick up kids books,
Speaker 1: children's books, and I'll read children's books.
Speaker 5: So why do you Okay, so what made you? Let's
Speaker 5: start from the beginning. Okay, how did you decide to
Speaker 5: do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like what made you want to do? Okay, Monday
Speaker 3: without without any Like, let's just pick up a children book.
Speaker 3: See what happens. I started.
Speaker 1: There was this last little bit of me on stage
Speaker 1: that I didn't consider to be free, like I was
Speaker 1: still holding on to Like I was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: still care a little too much about what think about
Speaker 1: about acting stupid, about telling the joke that's gonna bomb,
Speaker 1: And I can't be great at what I do if
Speaker 1: I'm still worried.
Speaker 3: About other people. Yeah, I just can't be.
Speaker 1: I can't be scared to tell a joke or try
Speaker 1: something because I'm scared to look stupid.
Speaker 3: How can I look stupid and still.
Speaker 1: You know, how can I prove to myself that I
Speaker 1: can look stupid and it'll be all right?
Speaker 2: M hm?
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna get super high on
Speaker 1: camera and I know I'm gonna say stupid shit and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and see how I feel.
Speaker 1: And I did it, and I read through comments, and
Speaker 1: they were like, this is the funniest dream. It's so
Speaker 1: fun to see something. And instead of saying I looked
Speaker 1: stupid or saying stupid stuff, they were like, instead of
Speaker 1: it's so nice to watch somebody who's comfortable and doesn't
Speaker 1: care and it's just being themselves. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so they're seeing the same things, but they're assigning something
Speaker 1: positive to it, and I was just assigning something negative
Speaker 1: on my own. Man, right, I was assigning negative. They
Speaker 1: were seeing positive. And so I just kept doing it
Speaker 1: and it has made me so because I do the stupid.
Speaker 1: But you can imagine on two grams of shrooms two
Speaker 1: hundred milligrams and a joint, I'm doing some pretty, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm doing some pretty. And like I wake up the
Speaker 1: next day and I'm like, I'm fine. And so it's
Speaker 1: just been saying and then it developed such a fucking
Speaker 1: crazy following, like I only smoked my joints out of
Speaker 1: baby hands. Yeah, okay, have do you? So I I
Speaker 1: put the baby hand on my finger, I put the
Speaker 1: joint in the babyhand and I smoke it like this, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Oh those are a couple of them. Uh, Let me
Speaker 1: see is that?
Speaker 3: That's it? God? That is so funny. That's it. Ye,
Speaker 3: well that's real, that's it. That's just well placed comedy.
Speaker 3: That's what that is. It's just well placed. It's funny.
Speaker 3: It's fun man.
Speaker 1: And you know what, like people bring babyhands to shows
Speaker 1: and have me sign them.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, it's so crazy. So when how were you
Speaker 5: got introduced to comedy? When you wt fifteen years old?
Speaker 5: When you really young? Yeah? When did you decide to
Speaker 5: start doing comedy? Was that at fifteen or did you
Speaker 5: see something that changed your opinion on I.
Speaker 1: Tried it at fifteen, sure, and I loved it. The
Speaker 1: first joke I ever told my mom and dad were
Speaker 1: in the front row. I was fifteen. I stepped on them.
Speaker 1: By the way. I was wearing acid washed jeans.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: I had some chunky white high tops not laced up
Speaker 1: with the jeans tucked into him. I was wearing a
Speaker 1: white mesh shirts. It was tight mesh, like a football
Speaker 1: jersey with skill white and playing.
Speaker 3: Sure. I had a thick cat top at it wasn't good, dude.
Speaker 3: I had a thick.
Speaker 1: Silver chain, not like a rope, but like one king
Speaker 1: tut would a war.
Speaker 3: I had you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I had a hat and I had a killer mullet,
Speaker 1: like a killer mullet.
Speaker 3: And I was I thought I looked good man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I walked on stage and my mom and dad
Speaker 1: were in the front row, and I remember I asked
Speaker 1: the dude who ran the oh mic, I go, what
Speaker 1: should talk about? He talk about what?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I knew my parents, And so the first joke I
Speaker 1: ever told was everybody, I'm Josh, I'm fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy my mom and dad here, and this
Speaker 1: is the first fucking time I'll be able to fucking
Speaker 1: swear in front of my cocksucking mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And my dad was like, oh, no, it's over, but
Speaker 1: I heard the last.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had a silent car ride home.
Speaker 1: My mom walked in ahead of us, and my dad
Speaker 1: was like, hey, look, you're gonna have to find your
Speaker 1: own way.
Speaker 3: And the next time I'm like, yeah, I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I loved it. What did she say when the
Speaker 3: when the words didn't come out the next day?
Speaker 1: Yes, she said, I thought you felt very natural up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was about it.
Speaker 5: That's well, that's nice. That was nice to feel comfortable
Speaker 5: with a mic in your hand. In front of let's say,
Speaker 5: a dozen people. I don't know what it's like. Fifty
Speaker 5: people are fifty people, Yep, that's got to be. To
Speaker 5: feel comfortable in that way is a unique thing to
Speaker 5: I want.
Speaker 1: To tell you something without a doubt, and this has
Speaker 1: only changed recently. I've always felt more comfortable on stage. Really,
Speaker 1: I've always felt more true to myself on stage and
Speaker 1: off stage. I've all I was. I always felt like
Speaker 1: I was putting on a show, and so on stage
Speaker 1: is where I felt most comfortable, just because I was
Speaker 1: in control of all aspects. I don't know why, man,
Speaker 1: but on stage is where I just felt normal.
Speaker 3: Why do you think it took being off stage? To me?
Speaker 3: You feel like you're putting on an act. Is because you're.
Speaker 5: Funny or comedian. Then you meet people and people are
Speaker 5: expecting funny. I think, so they're expecting you to be
Speaker 5: that guy. Yes, tell us a joke right now? Yes,
Speaker 5: you know, right and so, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Like off stage, you want the funny to come organically
Speaker 1: and so. But you you think people are expecting it
Speaker 1: so much all of the time, right, You just put
Speaker 1: a little pressure on yourself to be like, well, I
Speaker 1: gotta be I'm the entertainment.
Speaker 3: When one of the reasons I started saying no to
Speaker 3: parties is because I was like, I can't well, I
Speaker 3: hate to do this to you. This is part started
Speaker 3: saying no part started saying no party. Who's reading this
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Speaker 3: Now, before we get back to the show, come on, man,
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Speaker 3: and second one? Like I literally had like a I
Speaker 3: feel like somebody I don't know.
Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden it turned on.
Speaker 3: I think this too, because we has nervous around, right.
Speaker 3: We had a whole lot of fun doing it last week,
Speaker 3: and I know it's like, this is what we want
Speaker 3: to do moving forward. Now we have a guest sitting there,
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Speaker 5: Dude, he uh he since he's so known for like
Speaker 5: kind of being an asshole, like that's his comedy when
Speaker 5: he is what is the thing he did that he
Speaker 5: got so much.
Speaker 3: Backlash on Yeah, I was gonna say he was a.
Speaker 1: God damn people were he was trending on Twitter and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm a BIRF fan.
Speaker 3: Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 5: And people are just absolutely murdering, like but it's always
Speaker 5: Indian Actor of the Year Ward.
Speaker 3: He's like, not sure why of this? He just read
Speaker 3: it just totally downplaying the human that won it. He God.
Speaker 1: I texted him and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: how's it going, And he just basically said, and this
Speaker 1: is his deal man. He was on said he was like,
Speaker 1: none of this is real. I don't worry about that ship.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's right, show it's not real man,
Speaker 1: and so you know, and he was like, I don't care.
Speaker 3: He said, none.
Speaker 1: Those people are buying tickets to my shop. That's right man,
Speaker 1: He's right, Like he's one hundred percent right. You can't
Speaker 1: his SNL his did you watch the Mount of Model?
Speaker 3: That thing there was like five minutes that I was
Speaker 3: dying murdering people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what else, like it's one thing
Speaker 1: for me and here's the key to comedy, Like you
Speaker 1: know who Joey Diaz is. Yes, there aren't people who
Speaker 1: leave his show like he was offensive because he's so
Speaker 1: authentic the people who I find who people are going.
Speaker 1: He's he's offensive or I don't like what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Are the people who feel shock jockey, who feel like
Speaker 1: they're trying to say something to make you go. But
Speaker 1: Burr and Joey Diaz, they're so authentic to who they
Speaker 1: are that you may not agree with what they say,
Speaker 1: but you know they're not saying it just to get
Speaker 1: a right just to rile you up. Right, this is
Speaker 1: who they are, this is the person you're watching. And
Speaker 1: so Burr is so fucking authentic And that's why none
Speaker 1: of that ship bothers him too, because he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you.
Speaker 3: What my truth is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to be on board for it,
Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you what my truth is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's needed more than ever right now,
Speaker 5: without a doubt. It's it is tough when you have
Speaker 5: to kind of tiptoe around everything. Everything's I mean, and
Speaker 5: I don't want to but here I am trying to
Speaker 5: hand I want to sound insensitive, but at the same time,
Speaker 5: it's like we just need to all calm down and
Speaker 5: be able to take a joke. They're evil, really need
Speaker 5: to be able to way too serious, way too serious.
Speaker 5: Now I've been thinking about that whole the Jewish thing
Speaker 5: we talked about in the beginning of the show.
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, damn, I might get killed for that.
Speaker 3: But one of the reasons on the show, but but
Speaker 3: but that's the thing, man.
Speaker 1: One of the reasons that I do that right up
Speaker 1: front is just to let you know guards are down.
Speaker 1: I like that, I'm good, Like I'm good you. First
Speaker 1: of all, somebody who doesn't have my last name, there's
Speaker 1: nothing you can say to me that would offend me.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know you. I don't care what your
Speaker 1: opinion of me is, because it's not an informed opinion.
Speaker 1: It's whatever you see online, or you don't like a joke,
Speaker 1: or you know. I did a I do some musical comedy,
Speaker 1: right and one of the songs that I do is
Speaker 1: about a dude with a guy with man boots, and
Speaker 1: I showed a I shot a video and the guy
Speaker 1: in the video has some great jiggly tittiest and I
Speaker 1: got a message, uh that from a trans person who
Speaker 1: was like, that's pretty insensitive to trans people, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a joke about a man with jiggly tits.
Speaker 1: If you take it past that that's on you.
Speaker 3: Right, So that's the hell. How do they elaborate?
Speaker 1: I didn't know because I'm not getting into that.
Speaker 3: I know what specially behind a keyboard too exactly.
Speaker 1: And I because I know what my I know what
Speaker 1: my intent is. My intent is to make fun of
Speaker 1: dudes with big tits. How you read that is up
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: How you read that as up to you? And and
Speaker 3: that's the thing. There's such a differference.
Speaker 1: Between jokes and being prejudiced or racist. And if you
Speaker 1: can't tell the difference, we've got a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really do.
Speaker 1: And there is a problem we should be abl Do
Speaker 1: you know what makes it worse is the fact that
Speaker 1: you're telling me I can't joke about it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: We are dividing things up, right, Like Okay.
Speaker 3: It's like they need you to act how they perceive you.
Speaker 5: Comedy is like a safe place for it's an every
Speaker 5: thing goes should be genre.
Speaker 3: And I would say this too.
Speaker 1: And I do some jokes in a specific order in
Speaker 1: my set where I make fun of dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes,
Speaker 1: And then I'll make a couple of comments about women.
Speaker 1: And I'm like Hey, I watched you left with the
Speaker 1: guide jokes. You can't pick and choose.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's like a woman sitting there to them.
Speaker 1: And part of it is like I make a couple
Speaker 1: of man titty like I do the song about the
Speaker 1: man tits, and then one there's one song about the
Speaker 1: dude with a tiny dick, and then.
Speaker 3: I do a song.
Speaker 1: About fupahs and some women don't laugh. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: laughed at small dick, you laughed at jiggly titties. Dudes,
Speaker 1: you you can't pick and choose, right, either every jiggly
Speaker 1: body part is funny or none of them. But you
Speaker 1: can't laugh at my man's small dick and not laugh
Speaker 1: at your fupa Like that's there's no there's no line, right,
Speaker 1: And so I do that kind of stuff just to
Speaker 1: show people their ridiculousness. Now, you can't go on stage
Speaker 1: as a white dude and start dropping the N word and.
Speaker 3: That's not funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not so for the people who'll be like,
Speaker 1: they're ruining my jokes. No, if you're dropping the N word,
Speaker 1: then you don't get what we're.
Speaker 3: Saying, you know what I mean? Yeah, they don't love
Speaker 3: you because you can't say anymore.
Speaker 1: You think America is going down the wrong Pathah, but
Speaker 1: to be able to make jokes we are different, Yo,
Speaker 1: you ask any black person. You know, white people and
Speaker 1: black people are exactly same, right? No, well that's what
Speaker 1: they want us to say, that we're all the same.
Speaker 1: Aren't we all the same?
Speaker 3: No? Culturally we're all fucking different. That's great, that's what
Speaker 3: make America great.
Speaker 1: But because there's differences, we get too Pope fun of
Speaker 1: those fucking.
Speaker 3: Differences, right, Otherwise, if for all the same, there's nothing
Speaker 3: to make fun of it, that's the deal.
Speaker 6: Like, I just don't understand we want at the base level,
Speaker 6: we're all the same.
Speaker 3: We're people, but we grew up different.
Speaker 1: We have different experiences, we have different histories, we grew
Speaker 1: up in different culturally. So there, we all are incredibly different.
Speaker 1: Why can't we poke fun of those differences?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 5: Has this has always been a thought process of yours?
Speaker 5: Or is it developed over time and learning more and
Speaker 5: being in the comedic world.
Speaker 1: Uh? Well, you know, I grew up in the three
Speaker 1: older brothers. I grew up in an era where there
Speaker 1: wasn't a whole lot of sensitivity. You know, even with
Speaker 1: the adults. I had a coach, a baseball coach at
Speaker 1: a very young age, and I didn't understand it until later.
Speaker 3: He used to refer to he used to refer.
Speaker 1: To the black kids on the other team as the
Speaker 1: skill players.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, that team's got a lot of skill players.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't understand for a long time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's he talking about? And then finally my that was like, hey,
Speaker 1: don't don't refer to them as skill players.
Speaker 3: Oh your dad was. He was hip enough to understand that.
Speaker 3: My dad was straight up.
Speaker 1: He was like, yes, is just you know that's racist.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, but you grew I grew up
Speaker 1: on it. But people just I had a friend's dad
Speaker 1: who used to call me the Jew kid.
Speaker 3: Is the Jew kid coming up? And I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm here, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that never seemed weird to me, just because
Speaker 6: that guy genuinely like that dude drove me to the
Speaker 6: hospital in a breakdown lane in his car at ninety
Speaker 6: miles an hour.
Speaker 1: He loved me like a son. Yeah, I was also
Speaker 1: the Jew kid from down the street. Sure it was
Speaker 1: not I knew the intent. Do you know what I
Speaker 1: mean like, no, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I knew the intent. I one hundred percent and get
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 5: But we being a non Jewish, just regular white guy,
Speaker 5: it's like, I can't sit here and be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: absolutely no, you can't. We should refer everybody as the
Speaker 5: jew kid laugh at him saying yeah, no, I think
Speaker 5: it's I think it's funny. And I love the fact
Speaker 5: that you saw through what he how he saw you, and.
Speaker 3: But what he said. I like that.
Speaker 1: But now I'm sitting here with cameras and I can't
Speaker 1: go fuck get you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But it's because the job another one.
Speaker 1: Here's the honest truth. The honest truth is, even at
Speaker 1: a young age, the word didn't the word didn't mean
Speaker 1: anything to me because his actions are what meant him
Speaker 1: to me. He fed me when I slept at the house.
Speaker 3: You know, he made my bed.
Speaker 1: He you know, he drove me to Little league practice,
Speaker 1: he drove me to the hospital.
Speaker 3: His actions showed me that he loved that. This dude
Speaker 3: loved me.
Speaker 1: When I used to go back home, he always when
Speaker 1: I when when his son was back home, he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: make sure Josh comes over wrong and to make sure
Speaker 1: you know, so you became Josh eventually when I got
Speaker 1: a little older, Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 3: Okay, well now you can just be Josh.
Speaker 1: But like that's it, Like I was smart enough to
Speaker 1: know this guy loves me, but he grew up in
Speaker 1: an error where that you kid, wasn't a bad thing
Speaker 1: to say, right, do you know what I mean? That
Speaker 1: wasn't a negative thing and I wasn't gonna penalize them.
Speaker 5: And it doesn't make it wrong or right based on
Speaker 5: the air they grew up, I think, because if you
Speaker 5: go back to slavery, it's like, I'm sure a lot
Speaker 5: of people probably here would have had slaves, but we
Speaker 5: wouldn't have known that it was wrong. Now that we
Speaker 5: know it was wrong, do you look back at him
Speaker 5: and do people think that guy's wrong for saying that?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 1: You know, like when that stuff happened with Mike Vick
Speaker 1: And we have.
Speaker 3: A dog and we love dogs. I love dogs.
Speaker 1: But I know people who have grown up thinking that's
Speaker 1: an animal, right, that's an animal. And look, my grandmother,
Speaker 1: my mom's mom, this is not so far removed. If
Speaker 1: the dog was in the house, she wouldn't walk in.
Speaker 1: She was like, that's an animal who belongs outside. Put
Speaker 1: it in the backyard. Really, I'm not in the house
Speaker 1: with the animal. Is she took it as an insult
Speaker 1: that you want me in the house with the animal.
Speaker 3: That was just right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have ever met people
Speaker 1: who grew up like that, fighting dogs and they don't
Speaker 1: see them as right. So as horrific and terrible to me.
Speaker 1: Obviously he deserved to be punished. But that's when you
Speaker 1: don't forgive people, You don't give them a chance to learn.
Speaker 1: So everybody is deserved there is allowed their learning curve.
Speaker 1: You don't get judged on your mistake, man, You get
Speaker 1: judged on how you respond after your mistake. Are you
Speaker 1: the same asshole? Well then I got no love for you.
Speaker 1: Are you somebody like Mike Vick? Clearly who took all
Speaker 1: the classes, bro? He took he you know, he finally
Speaker 1: was allowed to get a dog for his daughter.
Speaker 3: Did you read that? They finally allowed him?
Speaker 1: This dude worked hard, So you're allowed to become a
Speaker 1: better person.
Speaker 5: So now that should be well you're saying, is now
Speaker 5: we should just move on from Mike.
Speaker 3: They doing the dog fights?
Speaker 1: Yo, he had You're allowed to become a better person.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: And so if you grew up in an era or
Speaker 1: in an area where you're you're all the grown ups
Speaker 1: around you were saying terrible things about black people, your kid.
Speaker 3: You're going to believe what these grown ups.
Speaker 5: Said, You're probably well, you've been taught absolutely so. Now,
Speaker 5: so some guy in the sticks of Tennessee, just using
Speaker 5: Tennessee because we're in Tennessee, who you know, goes to
Speaker 5: a clan meeting or less less aggressive, you know, doesn't
Speaker 5: like the black kid across the street.
Speaker 3: Like that kid, his.
Speaker 5: Son is learning from him, or his daughter is learning
Speaker 5: from him. How did you teach that kid that that's
Speaker 5: not okay? Right, I'm listening to these two people, my parents.
Speaker 5: When you're a kid, your parents are superman. They they say, go.
Speaker 1: Is you tell me those black people the Mexicans are
Speaker 1: stilling your job. And I'm growing up with a fear
Speaker 1: of brown people. I'm gonna take that with me. Man,
Speaker 1: that's my experience.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I feel terrible for that kid. But that kid, and
Speaker 1: there's no excuse for behavior. And if you end up
Speaker 1: being racist person, or you end up being you know,
Speaker 1: hurting somebody else, you need to.
Speaker 3: Be punished, but then you also need to be allowed
Speaker 3: to learn, Yeah, and be forgiven.
Speaker 1: You know the best thing that happened with Nick Cannon.
Speaker 1: You know Nick Cannon sad that shit about Jews, and
Speaker 1: Julian Edelman was like, hey man, let me introduce you
Speaker 1: to some rabbis. That's the way instead of canceling people
Speaker 1: he's been Deshaun said something about Jewish people. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: he posted someone on a story that way, and but
Speaker 1: Edelman did it the right way. Man, I'm not shaming you.
Speaker 1: This is what you believe. I'm here to tell you.
Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to some people. So if you
Speaker 1: cancel them, if you cancel Nick Cannon, if you canceled
Speaker 1: DeShawn Jackson, you're pushing them even further into the wrong
Speaker 1: group of think that's what you do. Now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fucking dig in. You're canceling me. That must must be right.
Speaker 1: Instead of hey man, come here, let me put my
Speaker 1: arm around you and let me show you. This is
Speaker 1: a rabbi. You don't think the Holocaust is real? Tell them,
Speaker 1: Let me show you this number, let me show you
Speaker 1: where I've been.
Speaker 3: Let me bring you over to ost Fitz.
Speaker 1: All this stuff which teaches people, but you start to
Speaker 1: cancel them and then they're gonna that makes it stronger together,
Speaker 1: It just doesn't do it.
Speaker 5: Canceling kissling can do a lot more harm than good
Speaker 5: because then that person just goes away and they don't
Speaker 5: learn anything, just secluded, and then they get mad maybe
Speaker 5: at the thing that and they says something negative about
Speaker 5: if it was Jewish people or black people or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then the people who are like obviously as a
Speaker 1: lot of us are anti cancel culture. But then a
Speaker 1: lot of people are like see, and it makes their
Speaker 1: stances even stronger.
Speaker 3: They're trying us silence us, right right, and so that
Speaker 3: makes it because everyone has a platform now.
Speaker 1: Yo, nothing makes you fight harder than when you think
Speaker 1: somebody is trying to take something that you have, no question.
Speaker 3: Right, So right, So the way do you want to
Speaker 3: motivate somebody.
Speaker 1: Tell them my money, I'm gonna take those guns, you are,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take those guns?
Speaker 3: Well, fuck it, I'm gonna fight for that.
Speaker 1: Take your freedom ape something that I already have. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight for that. And so that's what that's
Speaker 1: the when you get the cancel thing instead of learning,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I don't know where did
Speaker 1: you grow up? Grew up in Arizona, an Arizona, and
Speaker 1: you grew up in Nebraska, Missouri, Missouri, so.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a shout up Missouri.
Speaker 3: Though before we get back to shouting Missouri. God, Holy
Speaker 3: Josh Wolf single hands only gets single handedly gets busted
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Speaker 1: This is like it's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy.
Speaker 3: You guys are lately.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you don't read period.
Speaker 1: Oh this has been my most my favorite anymore.
Speaker 3: Thank Christ whichever one, sorry, which whichever one? We thank
Speaker 3: them when we were putting up there, putting them up there.
Speaker 3: Thanks man, than appreciate it. Oh damn. Yeah, that's so funny, dude.
Speaker 3: I'll be hey on your question though. I think, like
Speaker 3: you said, back in the day versus now, like canceling
Speaker 3: people were okay, well that's why we were still Oh wait,
Speaker 3: we were talking about Missouri.
Speaker 5: Well we're talking abut Missouri. We were talking abot how
Speaker 5: you're getting comfortable too with uh going to parties. And
Speaker 5: then we transition and we were saying what I said
Speaker 5: that question, so go ahead, ticket.
Speaker 3: I was just saying, like I feel like context matters too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like people are obviously digging
Speaker 3: way back in the day and trying to I guess,
Speaker 3: cancel people for stuff, you know, back then, whatever it was.
Speaker 3: I think like context matters a lot because again, like
Speaker 3: you know, you just don't know how people necessarily grew
Speaker 3: up right wrong and different, Like it's just it's just
Speaker 3: what it is like, take myself from being a Missouri
Speaker 3: boy growing up in a in a small town where
Speaker 3: it's predominantly white. Yea, you like, you just grow up
Speaker 3: in this bubble ask not like not understanding one else
Speaker 3: is out there. Going to Nebraska was a huge eye
Speaker 3: and eye opener for me. Some people will be like, oh, Nebraska, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, how's that is that much different? You know
Speaker 3: what I mean? But being in a locker room with
Speaker 3: guys from ten California all over the place, you get
Speaker 3: a different perspective of what the world's like. Then every
Speaker 3: now and then you go home and you kind of
Speaker 3: just see the difference. And I won't say maturity, because
Speaker 3: I don't want to disrespect you know, everybody I know
Speaker 3: back in Missouri, but like, you just see the difference
Speaker 3: in opinions and perspectives. And then you go to d
Speaker 3: C on the Washington football team, and again you're now
Speaker 3: on the East Coast. You're in a city that is
Speaker 3: around the White House. Yeah, and again another locker room,
Speaker 3: you're meeting different people. You come to Tennessee, you're in
Speaker 3: another different locker room from different people. But and then
Speaker 3: the more you kind of trickle back and you go
Speaker 3: back home. You realize, like people are just in their
Speaker 3: own bubbles. And these people in their own bubbles with
Speaker 3: their own thought processes and how they grew up and
Speaker 3: how they know it to be. They have access to
Speaker 3: the same thing everyone. Everyone has access to a platform
Speaker 3: to like social media, to say their opinions. And then
Speaker 3: those people in that bubble that I go back to
Speaker 3: and you know, and you kind of just think, like
Speaker 3: that's not reality. Like you know, you think what you want,
Speaker 3: but that's just not how shit is. Man. But you
Speaker 3: realize like they don't they don't know, they don't know
Speaker 3: no different, Like my Grandpa's really important to leave where
Speaker 3: your girl up really important. Like my grandpa, dude, my
Speaker 3: grandpa he never left. The only time he left, uh
Speaker 3: de Loge was when he went to my dad's wedding
Speaker 3: in Kansas City. That was the only time he had
Speaker 3: ever left that part of Missouri. You know, my dad,
Speaker 3: he's still he's still around there. I'm not saying these
Speaker 3: are guys who are you have these APIs, but you're
Speaker 3: just you just realize, like you know, people have just
Speaker 3: are in these bubbles, and then you put them all,
Speaker 3: you put them all into a universal platform and it's
Speaker 3: just fucking people going at each other's stort all the time.
Speaker 1: It's hard not to and I'm I hate to feel
Speaker 1: like I'm giving them excuses, but it's hard not to
Speaker 1: have that opinion when you're inner town where you're seeing
Speaker 1: the same people all the time, you're just passing that
Speaker 1: same opinion back and forth.
Speaker 3: Right when you went to like I've been.
Speaker 1: Obviously like you guys have traveled a lot, and you
Speaker 1: start to realize, Oh, this person who I was told
Speaker 1: was the enemy just wants the same thing out of
Speaker 1: their life that I want out of mind.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I want to raise my family. I want to live
Speaker 1: in a safe neighborhood. I want to have some fun.
Speaker 1: I want to have a good job. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't watch my kids grow and how can I do that?
Speaker 1: And that's it, Like how many in your town when
Speaker 1: you grew up?
Speaker 3: How many gay guys? I mean, none that I know of?
Speaker 3: I mean one one, that one that I'm thinking of
Speaker 3: now that eventually came out, but but.
Speaker 1: None really that I know of, Like, oh he hasn't yet, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the next race.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's a huge thing to bring up too.
Speaker 3: Is that people, Yeah, like there just.
Speaker 5: Doing the same thing, bouncing around the same opinions that
Speaker 5: as I grew up a small town too, and it
Speaker 5: literally is the same exact things. Then people that don't
Speaker 5: leave you go back and it's like they're still bouncing
Speaker 5: around the same opinions. Yes, and then they you go
Speaker 5: back and I can literally tell you verbating what they're
Speaker 5: going to say about this political stance.
Speaker 3: And they go and I sit there and I listen
Speaker 3: to him like yeah, well you know, yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: read the room and understand like if you can have
Speaker 3: enough empathy to get in the conversation or just be like,
Speaker 3: you know, there's no like I just need to I
Speaker 3: just get quiet. I used to.
Speaker 5: I used to try to say something mono. I just
Speaker 5: I literally just like, all right, we're in a locker
Speaker 5: room with people from every different walk from grow everywhere, right, so,
Speaker 5: and and you have to take into account how other
Speaker 5: people grow up.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Just people who want to have a life like everyone else. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to travel. I think you have.
Speaker 3: It's important to do for sure. We're lucky.
Speaker 5: Especially like it's like even if it's just the same country. Yes,
Speaker 5: go as far in one direction as possible and then
Speaker 5: go the other way. You know what I'm saying, because
Speaker 5: you're gonna see.
Speaker 1: You know, I tell people all the time when I'm
Speaker 1: on stage, like and I obviously I perform in front
Speaker 1: of in red states and blue states, and you know
Speaker 1: I'll always get especially now, there's always somebody who's gonna
Speaker 1: say something now on whatever side. And what I say
Speaker 1: all the time is, hey, I know you guys think
Speaker 1: that California or Alabama or whatever real different. But from
Speaker 1: where I'm standing, all of you look exactly the same,
Speaker 1: right I know you all think you're different. We're California
Speaker 1: or where Alabama. I'm telling you right now, you're all
Speaker 1: exactly the same.
Speaker 5: Do you notice a difference in lefts? Do you know what, Joe?
Speaker 5: Do you see how jokes it differently in certain areas?
Speaker 3: Yes? Really, yeah, you know what I used to. That's
Speaker 3: I could see that for sure.
Speaker 1: For me, used to more because when people didn't know
Speaker 1: who I was as much, it was more of a
Speaker 1: random crowd. So now the people who are coming are
Speaker 1: coming to see me, they're fans, they get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But there were some states that I would tell my
Speaker 1: weed jokes and they were just like, we don't do
Speaker 1: that here.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: And I remember taking not here on stage, Yeah, not here, man,
Speaker 1: But I would take an edible on stage in some places.
Speaker 3: The manager come after, don't do that ever again.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm like yeah, and he goes, first of all,
Speaker 1: I don't condone that, but second of all, you could
Speaker 1: get cuffed, walked out of here, cuffed, like we can't
Speaker 1: have that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, if the cops coming, it'll
Speaker 1: be the best thing that ever happen in my career.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna keep doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Where you invited back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, no question. That's money in their pocket. They
Speaker 1: don't give a really what you do. And you don't
Speaker 1: think yourself, Hey, we're not gonna come back here. But
Speaker 1: you're just thinking there's some clubs I don't I will
Speaker 1: never go back. You personally, you make the choice not
Speaker 1: to go never go back.
Speaker 3: Can we say who? No, I'm not like, I'm not
Speaker 3: a that's not my thing. A vicious persons person. That's
Speaker 3: a new word. That's fun. Here's what if your club.
Speaker 1: If your club is questionable for me, and you don't
Speaker 1: have a bathroom in the green room, so I have
Speaker 1: to walk through the audience to take a ship. I'm
Speaker 1: probably not gonna go back. Oh really, I can't ship
Speaker 1: in the general pop bathroom because people are not gonna do.
Speaker 1: They watch me walk in and they're like, you shitting
Speaker 1: in there? I'm like, obviously, broah, door's closed for a reason.
Speaker 1: But can you And when people are asking questions, you're
Speaker 1: gonna do that joke tonight, the Bachelor party joke.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know, man, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like when you just sit down, Hey, when you just
Speaker 3: sit down and you hear the door get you God
Speaker 3: damn you guys say occupy.
Speaker 1: Tell me is there a worse feeling the then sitting
Speaker 1: down on a public toilet seat that's warm.
Speaker 3: Isn't that one for me? It's like, oh, I you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna play Devil's advocate. I think it's
Speaker 3: kind of nice. Hot take your missouri is showing when
Speaker 3: you walk in after somebody and if they cleaned up
Speaker 3: the toilet, Like I hate walking in and somebody skis
Speaker 3: have got drips on the fucking stool or something that
Speaker 3: the toilet papers. We can kind of see like where
Speaker 3: the Yeah, where the crack is kind of sweated on
Speaker 3: it or something like that. You know, a couple of
Speaker 3: pubeasts or something. Yeah, out of the pup. Just discuss
Speaker 3: people balled in the pubic region. No, I don't think
Speaker 3: they know.
Speaker 1: Like on the crack if you have a hairy crack, yeah,
Speaker 1: like your ass crack. Yeah, yeah, those hairs fall out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never left the hair on. I don't, well, I never.
Speaker 1: I'm not big on. He's got a clean tush. You
Speaker 1: don't check he's got a clean tush. But when I did, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I've never seen a hair in it. But when
Speaker 1: you flush, you.
Speaker 3: Don't turn around, like I'll sit there and just wipe
Speaker 3: the because you know who overs next and all. You know,
Speaker 3: I just I hate that dude. But when I walk in,
Speaker 3: let's hold on, you'll go ahead, check your ship. You
Speaker 3: don't look at Oh he's affected by that.
Speaker 5: Now look at my ship, or look at what I've wiped,
Speaker 5: because I look at what I wiped.
Speaker 3: Obviously, you don't look at your poop after you poop.
Speaker 3: Depends on the poop.
Speaker 5: Now, if it's something that I'm grutting going through it,
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, wow, little sweat some people go through this, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know a lot like that's what I look like
Speaker 5: and be like, holy shit, you know, but if it
Speaker 5: feels like rout, you don't look no, do you?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? Everything I check every will and I don't
Speaker 3: see eye a lot.
Speaker 1: When when it comes out to when it comes to Etiquete,
Speaker 1: the website brown and thick, what was it called brown around?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah, our etiquette is a little different.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: But I'll clean it down because I hate when I
Speaker 3: see anything like that. But if the toilet is still
Speaker 3: well maintained and I sit down and I don't know
Speaker 3: if he took a ship or not. But when I
Speaker 3: sit down and there's a little bit of warmth, I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: What else is he doing? He's not taking a ship.
Speaker 1: Sitting down?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying I could have came in after him
Speaker 3: and he just peeded. But I'll know if he should
Speaker 3: because I said, I don't know anybody it sits down
Speaker 3: at a pee in a gen Pop bathroom, you don't
Speaker 3: high a lot. I'm jump out again in the mornings
Speaker 3: when I just wake up. Absolutely I can't. My legs can.
Speaker 3: But you're you're You're all from a lot higher up
Speaker 3: than I. I'll sit down.
Speaker 5: It's a lot and it kind of spades like this
Speaker 5: is so so big.
Speaker 3: Pe guy, I dribble a lot in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, you've had since thirty, you've had some issues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: since thirty, I've had. You been a dribbler since thirty.
Speaker 1: Not like a dribbler, but.
Speaker 3: The slight the slight stream like stays like I'll be
Speaker 3: in there and I'll just start giggling because I know
Speaker 3: can hear it? You know what I mean? And I've
Speaker 3: been paying for like fucking two minutes.
Speaker 1: I will tell you at my age, when I put
Speaker 1: these pants on, these particular pants, I have to think
Speaker 1: to myself, all right, I'm probably gonna have to not
Speaker 1: pee for a little while because there's gonna be some
Speaker 1: extra that comes out. These pants come through jeans, no problem,
Speaker 1: but these pants, I got to plan my peas.
Speaker 5: There's the light colored non denim. Yeah, little dribble underwear
Speaker 5: guy at all. And so when I have a lighter
Speaker 5: colored pantson, take at dad ahead.
Speaker 3: You never like chafe? No, we got the thighs, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like my thighs will kind of
Speaker 3: rub to where I'll like, I'll chafe a little bit,
Speaker 3: and I'm just I need my underwear. I don't really
Speaker 3: those things are these don't We're right off with each other.
Speaker 3: We need hey, we need the Medes, we need Mendes.
Speaker 1: I'll sell out for some o you know what else?
Speaker 1: What the mac Weldon's those mac Weldon.
Speaker 3: Great underwear, the best. Lululemon's pretty good. Are they comfortable?
Speaker 3: They're very comfortable, little tighten the hips for me, I
Speaker 3: don't like that where they squeeze a little bit around
Speaker 3: the waist in the back, and I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think too much because I'm big on that too,
Speaker 3: because I you know, you get a little muffin top. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think they're kind of nice. They're kind of I
Speaker 3: think elastic, supportive but not restricting. Does you girl like them? Yeah?
Speaker 3: She likes them. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Doesn't lou Lemon not have the little we can like?
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, there's the there's the pouch and.
Speaker 3: Then oh no, I don't. I don't use is that
Speaker 3: what you use me?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I I'm like the Chappelle skit, do you I just
Speaker 5: like to put my piece through the hole a little
Speaker 5: and I kind.
Speaker 3: Of you're so different in the bathroom and I've never
Speaker 3: used that. I like, I like I pushed, I pushed
Speaker 3: my underword or my breech down, and I you know,
Speaker 3: really when you were.
Speaker 5: In elementary school and like you'd walk in the kid
Speaker 5: have his pants, You're just like kind of like really.
Speaker 3: But that's but oh, you know, I was like, what
Speaker 3: do you do your pants? You guys?
Speaker 5: Would you you people would dude, not the Jewish thing,
Speaker 5: because they're all.
Speaker 3: It's not the Jewish. Damn.
Speaker 1: I'm over here, I'm in a balancing It's so crazy.
Speaker 3: We had a blind kid that would do with the
Speaker 3: pants down, swear to God, and you would step in
Speaker 3: and you kind of like, did you in high school?
Speaker 3: Can help everything going on?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because I can see it doesn't look great?
Speaker 1: Did you we've our high school basketball team, we played
Speaker 1: a deaf team. Did you guys ever play like a
Speaker 1: deaf school.
Speaker 3: Or anything like that? And you sports? No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So we played a deaf basketball team and it was
Speaker 1: it was fascinating.
Speaker 3: I grew up in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Was fascinating because they obviously played through the whistle, right,
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, And so you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. They they they so they had.
Speaker 1: To wait for you know what I mean, like we
Speaker 1: would stop at the whistle and then our coach them
Speaker 1: twice but the stuff, and they played through the whistle
Speaker 1: because other teams would stop when there was a whistle
Speaker 1: and then they would and take the ball. Right, So
Speaker 1: they so they played through the whistle. God, hey, but
Speaker 1: but uh but yeah, but I can't. I mean, watching
Speaker 1: a blind guy pee, I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hey man, it's a sink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you're still in the costroom. You know that,
Speaker 1: right is the desk?
Speaker 3: So oh god, I think he's rubbed off on me
Speaker 3: into like it's just tough. I want to go back
Speaker 3: to the you people think I make his year old.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's laughs or going on.
Speaker 1: The best thing about being a comic for me is
Speaker 1: just this is that I feel, I honestly like if
Speaker 1: I think of anything, it's I'm a pretty tame I
Speaker 1: might poke around a little bit, but like the most
Speaker 1: people in most jobs just feel so constricted is what
Speaker 1: they're allowed to say, even in jokes, even in like
Speaker 1: when you say you people that didn't even make me.
Speaker 1: We've been we've it's already in context, right, We've already
Speaker 1: been joking about it, So for you to joke with
Speaker 1: me back about it seems like what we're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: And one of the reasons that I do it, especially
Speaker 1: with jew stuff, is I don't look you obviously shouldn't
Speaker 1: be walking down on the street being like, eh, you
Speaker 1: know jew, you know what I mean, But I want.
Speaker 3: You to feel you know what I'm saying. Let's refer
Speaker 3: to Jimmy world. He's Jewish Jewish.
Speaker 1: But like for for for this conversation, I feel okay
Speaker 1: with people being comfortable enough to joke with me because
Speaker 1: that's how I grew up.
Speaker 3: Man, I grew up. I grew up. If you didn't
Speaker 3: make fun of me, we didn't like each other. That's how.
Speaker 5: That's a lot how my my friendships are good. When
Speaker 5: I'm almost verbally if you see them, you know, yes,
Speaker 5: look you.
Speaker 3: He's probably one of the most disrespectful people, but you
Speaker 3: know what, you don't people have to pull this side
Speaker 3: and people I'm uncomfortable with too. Yeah, if if I
Speaker 3: don't wantly.
Speaker 1: Amazing and that's it, lay around with each other.
Speaker 3: You know too. I think like we we we would
Speaker 3: agree with that, it's like when you sit here and
Speaker 3: you do all these kinds of jokes and you do
Speaker 3: all these different things. Like we also like live in
Speaker 3: a certain world where you just know people are out
Speaker 3: for certain headlines and stuff. Because when when you're playing football,
Speaker 3: you're playing a sport, like you just know there's there's
Speaker 3: just journalists and stuff that's trying to create waves out there.
Speaker 3: So you know, I feel like that it comes from
Speaker 3: a place of being nervous like that. For that as well.
Speaker 1: Well, there are people for sure who want to find
Speaker 1: somebody to cancel, like almost like a badge of I
Speaker 1: want to fail. Yeah, they just want there. I think
Speaker 1: a lot more people are like that than not.
Speaker 3: I agree you.
Speaker 5: Well, if you live your life in mediocrity and you
Speaker 5: see somebody excelling, the last thing that makes you feel
Speaker 5: bad about yourself is you're living in mediocrity doing the nine,
Speaker 5: you're doing the basics, you're doing the bare minimum, and
Speaker 5: then you see somebody doing great, it's like, why, well
Speaker 5: fuck him, why is he doing so great?
Speaker 3: Let me find something, you.
Speaker 5: Know, And then when there's something back up bout that
Speaker 5: person comes out goes see see I knew it. I
Speaker 5: knew it, you know, yeah, not especially with athletes, dudes
Speaker 5: with athletes, because most guys grew up or playing sport,
Speaker 5: wanted to play sports, wanting to do play a game,
Speaker 5: play this game that I love for a living, and
Speaker 5: so to watch somebody else do it and then makes
Speaker 5: me laugh like that dude's a scrub. I'm like, he's
Speaker 5: at one percent of the people, right, ever, Lace put
Speaker 5: cleats on you, scrub, Like, do you ever have you
Speaker 5: ever watched online people playing? You know, Bryan Scalabrini, the
Speaker 5: basketball player. So, Brian Scalabrini, red hair, six eight, six',
Speaker 5: nine looks like the most unathletic anathletic person of all.
Speaker 5: Time he used to play, right he played ten, years
Speaker 5: okay ten years in the league and just they're just
Speaker 5: people challenging him all the.
Speaker 3: Time scroll.
Speaker 1: Bucket he's the twelfth man on AN nba. Bench he
Speaker 1: could beat. Anybody he plays.
Speaker 3: Guys one on. ONE i think.
Speaker 1: Some of these oh he he, look he's calling out
Speaker 1: A nba player this he's, right he thinks he's gonna
Speaker 1: beat this dude and he just calls out AN nba.
Speaker 1: LEGEND i love that he wrecks. People so they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Be they're playing for the. Shoes look a look at The.
Speaker 1: Scalabrini you, know this kid's, Like i'm gonna look at
Speaker 1: this fat Redheaded oh DID i just block your?
Speaker 3: Shot he's just casually playing? Too? Yeah oh DID i
Speaker 3: bother you? Up are you? Tiny?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 3: Look? Look look this is. Wild oh it's. Not it's
Speaker 3: and this guy is.
Speaker 1: Not does he look like he's? Chills you, know it
Speaker 1: would been great if he had just not even.
Speaker 3: Laced up his. Shoes he started to get. Him it's,
Speaker 3: OVER i know it. Is it's always.
Speaker 1: Interesting elite, ATHLETE i, mean forget the way he. Looks elite. Athlete.
Speaker 3: Eleven oh oh my.
Speaker 1: God but basketball is one of the coolet sports to
Speaker 1: be good at, Too, yes because you.
Speaker 3: Can you can do it. Anywhere you can pull up
Speaker 3: anywhere and just be.
Speaker 1: Dominant football'll be all, right let, ME i guess warm.
Speaker 3: Up see in three, weeks let me get let me
Speaker 3: get my. Shoes as a, linebacker when you're like getting,
Speaker 3: older there's not running back to a good sport sports
Speaker 3: second best. Sport, Uh i'll say it was growing up
Speaker 3: was probably.
Speaker 1: Baseball and did you and what posions did you play in,
Speaker 1: baseball first, base center. FIELD i played center field.
Speaker 3: Too, hey center center boys, boys nice.
Speaker 1: Way fella's very small college, baseball did you you know
Speaker 1: Those you know the type of school Where division one
Speaker 1: everybody's a five, tool and the SCHOOL i went, to
Speaker 1: everybody was a three. Tool we had some three of,
Speaker 1: them but nobody had five out of. Five, yeah like
Speaker 1: the guy's playing first base on my. Team i'm sure
Speaker 1: you grew up with these. Guys he was like five,
Speaker 1: ten built like a, fire like a like a fire,
Speaker 1: hydrant and he had the quickest hands in the. World
Speaker 1: could hit, anything but he couldn't run from home plate
Speaker 1: the second.
Speaker 3: Know WHAT i? Mean, Yeah, yeah he couldn't do.
Speaker 1: It and when he was playing first don't throw it
Speaker 1: in the dirt because he couldn't bend.
Speaker 3: Over, yeah we called. Him we called Him maytag. Exactly
Speaker 3: he would run the, Bases Eli skaggs shout out the,
Speaker 3: boy but they'd, yell mateg come, on, mate because he
Speaker 3: run like he had a fridge on his. Back but
Speaker 3: he could, Hit he could, fun he could do all of, it,
Speaker 3: bro but just couldn't pitch in first.
Speaker 1: Base, yeah but couldn't bend. Over the, School, yeah it couldn't. Run, yeah,
Speaker 1: Man so for, ME i could.
Speaker 3: RUN i.
Speaker 1: Could if you in the, OUTFIELD i was gonna chase it.
Speaker 1: Down if it was in the, AIR i was gonna
Speaker 1: go get.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: YEAH i couldn't. THROW i could not throw at the.
Speaker 1: TIME i had a crazy. Mullet just always a second reference.
Speaker 3: Spent how old are? You? THEN i was in, College
Speaker 3: SO i was twenty.
Speaker 1: So, fifteen the first on this kind of. Stage i'm
Speaker 1: no quitter and ahead of. Boy, yeah and uh this
Speaker 1: uh oh, man my best the best HECKLE i ever.
Speaker 1: Heard he got my. Coach my coach was a guy
Speaker 1: named what was his first?
Speaker 3: Name damn, It Coach.
Speaker 1: Brown, anyways he played AT usc With jack Del rio
Speaker 1: as a, linebacker but he also played in The dodgers
Speaker 1: farm system With. Piazza this dude was a, stud but
Speaker 1: he got he was ahead Of. Piazza he got in
Speaker 1: a car accident and crushed both of his feet and
Speaker 1: never played. Again so but he so he was a
Speaker 1: little heavier and we were playing.
Speaker 3: Once you, know.
Speaker 1: Baseball to, me the baseball bench is the funniest. Bench
Speaker 1: sitting down on those, benches he went in between innings
Speaker 1: like this is the funny.
Speaker 3: Good it's a good right.
Speaker 1: Time but this my coach starts to meet and he
Speaker 1: lamps a little bit because of his feet and he's
Speaker 1: ended up being a big. Dude and somebody from the
Speaker 1: the heckle from the other bench was he's walking up
Speaker 1: to the mountain and you just see it from the other. Bench,
Speaker 1: hey sit, out, coach but your fries aren't ready, yet
Speaker 1: and that's.
Speaker 3: Tough we. Do our whole patch was, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, no like how we look at this dude?
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable you're, Good let's still listen to.
Speaker 1: Him our picture put his face in his glove like
Speaker 1: this because.
Speaker 3: He's walking out to talk to.
Speaker 1: Him it was but but they that whole series that
Speaker 1: it was in a way series that their fans called
Speaker 1: me share my hair was super, like, beautiful flowy and beautiful.
Speaker 1: Standing why don't you bring it? BACK i think you
Speaker 1: can have one right. Now my wife is not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent on board for. THAT i Think i'm gonna
Speaker 1: try with for the pubes.
Speaker 3: First the sure let us let us know that. Goes
Speaker 3: men the fuck?
Speaker 1: Up Oh i'll take a, Picture i'll talk and take
Speaker 1: a picture absolutely or, don't, don't whatever you.
Speaker 3: Want we're not there for the. Dick we're there for
Speaker 3: you know What i'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, yeah we're looking past the, dick like the screen,
Speaker 1: door just looking through. It you know What i'm, Saying,
Speaker 1: yeah look past throw it off for you got?
Speaker 3: It what good? Deal and this has been a.
Speaker 1: Blast, yeah, listen are you guys gonna On june third
Speaker 1: here In nashville that show you? Saw, yeah So i'm
Speaker 1: recording my very first comedy music. Special so it'll be
Speaker 1: like usually on the Road Zanies june, Third, well tickets
Speaker 1: are already flying if you guys want to, come, obviously
Speaker 1: you guys and you guys are. Listening june, third two
Speaker 1: shows at, night gonna have crazy special guests coming. Down
Speaker 1: but like it is gonna be. It you know how
Speaker 1: crazy that show. Is it's a lot of moving, parts
Speaker 1: it's a lot of, improv a lot of just.
Speaker 3: People joking the.
Speaker 1: Stage it's a good. Time but it's very first music.
Speaker 1: Special two, shows one night. Only those tickets will go.
Speaker 1: Fast so his, anies he.
Speaker 3: Takes he has somebody random that they'll give five minutes
Speaker 3: to and they'll do five minute. Jokes kid with the oversize.
Speaker 3: Suit he was pretty. Funny he was solid, actually but
Speaker 3: they the kid knows he was gonna have five. Minutes,
Speaker 3: yeah they just they give him five. Minutes he goes,
Speaker 3: out they tell his jokes and whether he bombs or,
Speaker 3: not like, it they're his. Jokes and then he they
Speaker 3: come out later and they basically walk him through the
Speaker 3: same set of, jokes making fun of, him like chirping.
Speaker 3: Him it's it's, fun what? Happened making him feel good and.
Speaker 3: Comfortable he does.
Speaker 1: This five, Minutes me and two other comics take him.
Speaker 1: Backstage we rewrite his. Act, huh we put new jokes in,
Speaker 1: there and then we Go we send him back on
Speaker 1: stage to do a. Set but if he sucks up the,
Speaker 1: jokes we're behind. Him, oh murder them or help him
Speaker 1: like they do both the way. Right we were laughing with.
Speaker 1: Him but but LIKE i always tell, Them i'm, like
Speaker 1: this is the hardest gig. Set not only is this
Speaker 1: your first, set but now three professional comics are gonna
Speaker 1: rewrite your. Act you're gonna have to remember those new,
Speaker 1: jokes stand back in front of that at that that,
Speaker 1: crowd and we're gonna be behind, you no.
Speaker 3: Pressure but it's it is so damn, fun, man it's.
Speaker 3: Fun but that are you gonna they were. Asking they,
Speaker 3: were LIKE i, said he, did like If i'm If
Speaker 3: i'm loopy and stuff, LIKE i MIGHT i would think about.
Speaker 3: It BUT i was asked right WHEN i got in,
Speaker 3: there which.
Speaker 1: One of these guys would either one of them do.
Speaker 3: IT i don't know would they would you guys Do
Speaker 3: i'm not, sure but like they said, SOMETHING i was, like,
Speaker 3: oh hell, no shold up right. Away like they opened
Speaker 3: the door and you looked at the stage and you
Speaker 3: saw the light and you're just Like you're, like why.
Speaker 3: Not it's just like And i'm, like, no it's not
Speaker 3: like we're on a, bus no one's around. Us we're
Speaker 3: not performing in front of. People we get to kind
Speaker 3: of do our own. Thing because they want us to
Speaker 3: do bust with the. Boys they want us to do
Speaker 3: like a podcast, show a live show over. There oh,
Speaker 3: yeah we. BOMB i think it'd be fun, though if
Speaker 3: we if we had a, comedian, yeah, yeah remember when we, said,
Speaker 3: uh between two, Athletes yeah that's fun instead of between two.
Speaker 3: Farms yeah you picked that. UP i like, that, yeah
Speaker 3: very very. Quick if we could have like camera count
Speaker 3: or somebody sitting and kind of do it with, us,
Speaker 3: YEAH i think it'd be. Cool but not LIKE i
Speaker 3: wouldn't do. IT i, MISSED i missed the LAST i miss.
Speaker 1: You, YEAH i think it'd be fun if either one
Speaker 1: of you guys want to do.
Speaker 3: It IT'S i Figured taylor would be good at it
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i TAKE i Take taylor. About he's, LIKE i
Speaker 3: don't THINK i do. EITHER i think without any. Preparation,
Speaker 3: No Jelly jelly's doing. It jelly's pretty, funny. Dude Jelly
Speaker 3: jelly was on stage and he was. Funny he's not
Speaker 3: doing it this, Time he's going to do it next.
Speaker 3: Time so this time we already got somebody who's coming.
Speaker 3: Down he and this is WHEN i know it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Good when they're over, Confident i'm, like, oh you're gonna eat.
Speaker 3: Dicks great to see you eat. Dicks that's an, appetizer King.
Speaker 3: Knife that has got to be the hardest thing to get,
Speaker 3: over is Like i'm going to bomb in front of these.
Speaker 5: People, Probably, yeah that's probably the hardest to get. Over
Speaker 5: what was like when you first? Bumped, WELL i know
Speaker 5: we gotta. GO i know where this podcast.
Speaker 1: Is, done BUT i want to hear, WELL i will
Speaker 1: tell you if you. Don't if you're not okay with,
Speaker 1: bombing don't become a. Comic, yeah that's, it like you
Speaker 1: have the first TIME i, bombed, DUDE i, bombed so.
Speaker 1: OKAY i my first three times to a stand Up
Speaker 1: i'm like this stand up shit is. Easy i'm.
Speaker 3: Crushing.
Speaker 1: Yeah and then the fourth TIME i won a comedy,
Speaker 1: Competition i'm, like come, on, man Like i'm. Ready and
Speaker 1: SO i was In San, Antonio texas at the, time
Speaker 1: going to, college AND i got a phone call and
Speaker 1: it was, like, hey you won that comedy competition last.
Speaker 1: Night this was ninety. Three do you want to open
Speaker 1: For Sam? Kennison AND i was, like, now do you
Speaker 1: guys know who's saying, Yes i'm gonna tell you. Something
Speaker 1: Sam kennison is the first COMIC i ever, watched AND i,
Speaker 1: thought are we allowed to say shit like? This Sam
Speaker 1: kennison said things and his delivery for me my comedy,
Speaker 1: hero that's my. Guy, YEAH i know ALL i.
Speaker 3: Got and it was the first, guy first guy WHERE
Speaker 3: i was, like what the fuck is? Happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah and he was a rock and roll. Comic he
Speaker 1: played in rock and roll. Venues he was he played
Speaker 1: it in the Last he had a band come up
Speaker 1: and played Wild thing and just he played, guitar crushed,
Speaker 1: it and his fans were rock and, rollers and his
Speaker 1: opener's dad had gotten sick and had to peel off the,
Speaker 1: tour and he was, like, hey send the dude who
Speaker 1: won the comedy. Competition SO i was, like, COOL i
Speaker 1: had at least three and a half four minutes material
Speaker 1: WHEN i got. There they're, like so just just do
Speaker 1: like twenty.
Speaker 3: Five And i'm, like now this is this is you,
Speaker 3: know this is like the fifth Time i'm uncomfortable right.
Speaker 3: Now this is the fifth TIME i was ever on. Stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, NOW i ALSO i was a little fashion wise
Speaker 1: confused back, Then SO i no.
Speaker 3: Ponytail.
Speaker 1: Ponytail Maybe i'm not going to SAY i had, bangs
Speaker 1: BUT i did not have, bangs, Right, yeah it wasn't
Speaker 1: good man was the similar outfit is your first stand?
Speaker 1: Up pretty similar but with a leather jacket and. Ponytail
Speaker 1: and SO i start to walk on. Stage let me
Speaker 1: tell you how about it get SO i had maybe
Speaker 1: four minutes of, material but WHEN i was that, nervous
Speaker 1: that turned into two, minutes WHICH i was done with
Speaker 1: in a, minute and they were they were done heckling
Speaker 1: me by five minutes and had just started talking to each.
Speaker 1: Other they had already said everything they wanted to say to,
Speaker 1: me and they had just started. Suing they didn't have,
Speaker 1: Funy so you know WHAT i started doing because, people you,
Speaker 1: know you really show up to the. Headliner so people
Speaker 1: were trickling. IN i JUST i did my act three.
Speaker 1: TIMES i just did. IT i, go you guys didn't
Speaker 1: hear those first couple jokes AND i would just repeat.
Speaker 3: Them, Really OH i didn't have a. Laugh, no what
Speaker 3: was it like driving home lane in bed that? Night?
Speaker 1: WAIT i forgot to tell you. That WHEN i walked off,
Speaker 1: STAGE i didn't know we were doing two. Shows so
Speaker 1: were they, like, hey we'll seal it or even? Worse
Speaker 1: his manager said to me Because sam at the, Time
Speaker 1: sam had some drug and alcohol, issues so second show.
Speaker 1: Unpredictable so in between shows he was, like, HEY i
Speaker 1: may need you to stretch a little, bit AND i,
Speaker 1: go did you not watch the the first? Show holy Sh,
Speaker 1: NO i watched it was Great AND i was, like,
Speaker 1: yeah you didn't watch. That Watch so he was, like
Speaker 1: if you need to Stretch AND i turned over to
Speaker 1: him at twenty and he was doing this AND, i.
Speaker 3: Actually this is how bad it.
Speaker 7: Was.
Speaker 1: GOING i started over to, him, like you looked over,
Speaker 1: it and he's, like he likes there's a long, pause
Speaker 1: and he's just, LIKE i don't know what it was he.
Speaker 1: WAS i looked at my girlfriend at the, time who
Speaker 1: had driven, me AND i literally just started talking to.
Speaker 1: HER i was, like they're not. Listening she was, like keep,
Speaker 1: Going you're doing. Great i'm, like, yeah But i'm just
Speaker 1: telling the jokes to. You she was, like that's all.
Speaker 3: Right we.
Speaker 1: WORKED i was having a full on. Conversation no, way
Speaker 1: it was. Bru But i'm gonna tell you something that's
Speaker 1: the HARDEST i ever bomb my reaction WHEN i was
Speaker 1: driving home because she said to, me, well you got that.
Speaker 3: Out of your.
Speaker 1: System you got that out of your system and you
Speaker 1: got to open For kennison and this is a great.
Speaker 1: Story AND i told her straight, Up, Hey i'm not
Speaker 1: going out like. THAT i was, like you think that's
Speaker 1: How i'm even IF i don't do this, Forever that's
Speaker 1: not the last Time i'm going on. Stage i'm not
Speaker 1: ending my. Career i'm getting knocked. Out i'm ending on
Speaker 1: a knockout if. Anything so for, me that was motivation
Speaker 1: to go fuck.
Speaker 3: You. Oh she was saying, like, YEAH i was, like
Speaker 3: BUT i was.
Speaker 1: THINKING i was, like the people in that, system you
Speaker 1: don't get to do that to. Me you don't dictate
Speaker 1: When i'm. Done i'll tell you What i'm, done but
Speaker 1: you're not fucking chasing me off the. Stage and SO
Speaker 1: i when the next TIME i want a stage was
Speaker 1: a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Later, yeah found gummies.
Speaker 3: FOUND i was, Like, no it's gonna be way. Hard
Speaker 3: this is harder THAN i.
Speaker 1: THOUGHT i can't just roll out of, bed out of
Speaker 1: my college dorm and go do.
Speaker 3: It i'm gonna have to put some time.
Speaker 1: In that's WHEN i Realized i'm gonna shelf it for
Speaker 1: the rest of, college But i'm coming back and this
Speaker 1: is What i'm doing, because, LIKE i don't know about you,
Speaker 1: guys but.
Speaker 3: One thing for me is you.
Speaker 1: Don't get to dictate HOW i. Act that's a better
Speaker 1: thing for. Me you don't get to tell me And i'm.
Speaker 1: Done you don't get to tell me HOW i. Feel
Speaker 1: none of that.
Speaker 5: Ship one of my biggest pet peeves is, when like
Speaker 5: when you're in high school and you're kind of like
Speaker 5: acting up a little bit and a girl, goes, hey you're.
Speaker 5: Done it's like, BITCH i will fucking tell you When i'm.
Speaker 5: DONE i swear To, god tell me, Girl.
Speaker 3: Hey calm. Down he come. Down oh that shit fisces
Speaker 3: me off so. Much and you're. Done it's, like, Well i'm,
Speaker 3: not obviously. Not Now i'm.
Speaker 1: NOT i will say one of the let me say
Speaker 1: thin When i'm. Done let me tell you this is
Speaker 1: my Favorite chappelle.
Speaker 3: STORY i cannot.
Speaker 1: Wait we were at The Comedy storre and he, does, look,
Speaker 1: man You're Dave. Chappelle you go on stage for as
Speaker 1: long as you fucking. Want AND i will say, this,
Speaker 1: man if he does really really long, sets he's generally
Speaker 1: super respectful and goes on late or goes upstairs at
Speaker 1: the belly. Room he's not bumping entire. Lineups he's a respectful.
Speaker 1: Dude but by the, way if he wanted to go
Speaker 1: on and do three, hours everyone would be.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah That's Dave.
Speaker 1: Chappelle yea, absolutely. Yeah you can bump me anytime you.
Speaker 3: Want that's.
Speaker 5: It What it would be a faux pa for someone to, say,
Speaker 5: no you're not gonna bump.
Speaker 3: Me, okay, ready, Okay, Yes so.
Speaker 1: He's doing a set and he's gone a little, longer
Speaker 1: but not anything that anybody would complain about, comics especially.
Speaker 1: Audience you saying we get to Watch chappelle for forty
Speaker 1: five minutes for fifteen. Bucks, yeah along With rogan and
Speaker 1: every other stud that's down the headlining, guys headlining, guys the, guys,
Speaker 1: yeah people who are selling out arena.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Right so and this club is lucky enough they
Speaker 1: want to do some extra. Time, okay, yeah Your rogan
Speaker 1: super respectful at the.
Speaker 3: Light twenty. Minutes, Cool maybe a couple, extra but, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 1: DONE i know there are other, people, Right So chappelle
Speaker 1: does a little, extra but he's putting his jacket, on
Speaker 1: which you can tell he stood, up puts his jacket,
Speaker 1: on puts the mic back in the.
Speaker 3: Stand And.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, who because there's a chance that
Speaker 1: this dude will.
Speaker 3: Be listening to this.
Speaker 1: Podcast but, Somebody tier, one somebody who had some say
Speaker 1: so at the comedy, store said, Hey. Dave dave recognized
Speaker 1: a voice and goes, yeah, so and so he's, like
Speaker 1: how how long.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna be up?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 3: Man we know you're you're killing, it but you know
Speaker 3: there are other comics back.
Speaker 1: Here we got a Full oh, shit he took his jacket.
Speaker 3: Off the.
Speaker 1: Goat he took his jacket, Off he hung it back
Speaker 1: up on the mic, stand and he, Said i'll have
Speaker 1: a shot and a. Beer he lit a cigarette and
Speaker 1: he screamed. Back he, goes if any of those motherfucker's
Speaker 1: been doing comedy for thirty, years tell him to, wait
Speaker 1: and he sat back. Down, god now he was getting off.
Speaker 1: Stage but once, again you don't.
Speaker 3: Tell you don't get to tell. Me you don't get to.
Speaker 3: Tell you don't tell, that. Dude he you don't tell that.
Speaker 6: Dude when he gets, off he knows who he, is
Speaker 6: he knows people are. There but he's also so respectful
Speaker 6: of other.
Speaker 1: Comics you ask any comic like About, chappelle, like, dude
Speaker 1: he genuinely loves. Comedians he loves. Comics it seems like
Speaker 1: a tight knit. Community, dude it's a lot of. That
Speaker 1: so much of that is because Of. Joe you, know
Speaker 1: why do you think that is because Of? JOE a
Speaker 1: lot of it is just because his podcast is so,
Speaker 1: massive and he had people on there and, comics and
Speaker 1: he would he his love of comedy and. Comedians it
Speaker 1: was infectious and the people he brought on represented our.
Speaker 1: Jobs so, well and they were super funny and it
Speaker 1: was such a huge platform that.
Speaker 3: Do you know WHAT i? Mean it's going.
Speaker 1: On rogan is, like if you talk to any of
Speaker 1: those older, Dudes Ray, Romono Jerry, seinfeld what was it?
Speaker 1: Like and he was, like going On carson was like a.
Speaker 1: Career it made your. Career, really you did a set
Speaker 1: On The Tonight show With carson that was your. Career
Speaker 1: rogan can make. Careers but he loves. Comics you hear
Speaker 1: him talk about. Comics, oh he loves, them, right and.
Speaker 3: So it's what he. Like it's like his number one.
Speaker 1: Passion but but but like so, so if you meet
Speaker 1: a football player who you've never met, before but there
Speaker 1: is some things you know about that. Person you know
Speaker 1: what he's gone, through you know what he's had to,
Speaker 1: do you know the two, days you know some things
Speaker 1: inherently about that. Person same thing with.
Speaker 5: Comics the tough thing about that is, like there's no
Speaker 5: football player that's gonna make your.
Speaker 3: Career you know What i'm.
Speaker 5: Saying there's no ONE i can go and, say, like,
Speaker 5: hey make me more appealing to the. Public that's not
Speaker 5: Gonna it just can't. Happen you, know you have to
Speaker 5: you have to make your own way in that.
Speaker 1: Sense you, Know chelsea did that That Chelsea. Handlers, yeah
Speaker 1: so Pre. Joe chelsea introduced comedy to an audience that
Speaker 1: had never seen. Comedy so when my WHEN i was
Speaker 1: selling tickets off of that, show it was a bunch
Speaker 1: of people never been to comedy.
Speaker 3: Shows so it was.
Speaker 1: Different rogan's fans that those those are comedy, Nerds those
Speaker 1: are comedy people who know.
Speaker 3: Comedy it seems like so many.
Speaker 5: Genres it seems like because he is into let's, say
Speaker 5: these five specific, things but he has such a huge
Speaker 5: following in all five of those.
Speaker 3: Things, YEAH i mean, massive you go.
Speaker 5: On but he can speak intelligently On he definitely does
Speaker 5: a great job of regurgitating, things and he sounds like
Speaker 5: he's a genius at.
Speaker 3: Everything he sounds like he's got everything Dial and he
Speaker 3: keeps such an open mind, too like he's so, flexible
Speaker 3: like if here's another perspective that he can get, on,
Speaker 3: like you, know get on board with and talk through
Speaker 3: LIKE i wonder because he's not pigeonholed in certain and he.
Speaker 1: Wasn't always WHEN i met. Him he was Not not
Speaker 1: only did he not smoke, weed he was anti.
Speaker 3: Weed really he did.
Speaker 1: Not IF i remember this was years, ago BUT i remember,
Speaker 1: correctly he didn't want you doing it around, him and
Speaker 1: that's obviously.
Speaker 3: Changed, yeah he's a.
Speaker 1: Dude for a guy to be that successful and that,
Speaker 1: smart you could really just be like these are my,
Speaker 1: Views Pete, David, yeah and just dig in and be,
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't need to learn, anything being.
Speaker 5: FLEXIBLE i wonder who put him on The other thing
Speaker 5: THAT i like him most abouthim is how curious he.
Speaker 1: Is, yeah he's got a thirst for. Knowledge yeah that
Speaker 1: never seems to be. Quenched and to, me that's the
Speaker 1: most fascinating thing about. This who could just sit back
Speaker 1: in rest one hundred million. Dollars i'm selling out WHATEVER
Speaker 1: i want to sell out for. COMEDY i get to
Speaker 1: do my dream jobs the, podcast sit front ROW, ufc
Speaker 1: and do stand. UP i don't need to be open
Speaker 1: minded to any of you, motherfuckers Right yet he, Is
Speaker 1: yet he stays. Curious yet HE'S i know there are
Speaker 1: some people would argue he's not open. Minded, well they
Speaker 1: just don't listen to his. Stuff like every other Every
Speaker 1: yeah that's one, way far one. Way every other week.
Speaker 3: On, twitter they're trying to cancel. Him but it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy because he just didn't want him on or something
Speaker 2: THAT i.
Speaker 3: DON'T i. Don't you just see like, different you just
Speaker 3: understand who listens to him and who. Doesn't because when somebody's,
Speaker 3: like oh he's, blah you're just like you clearly don't listen.
Speaker 1: To curious means he's still hungry to. Learn, yeah, yo
Speaker 1: at his, age with his. Money that is far and
Speaker 1: away my absolute favorite thing about, him BECAUSE i want
Speaker 1: that's for. ME i never want to stop being. CURIOUS
Speaker 1: i never want to stop being. HUNGRY i never want
Speaker 1: to start stop, learning because then what then you? Die
Speaker 1: then you, die, yeah then it's. Over then you go one,
Speaker 1: eye then you go one eyed.
Speaker 3: Winkie yeah. Yeah and you can always like learn something
Speaker 3: from everybody you come, across no matter if you like
Speaker 3: vibe with them or. Not there's always something to kind of.
Speaker 1: LIKED I i every, show one of the things That
Speaker 1: i'll go on stage with something to be, Like i'm
Speaker 1: gonna try this. Tonight i'm gonna see if this. WORKS
Speaker 1: i want to, SAY i want. TO i want To
Speaker 1: if this, Works i'm gonna try to bring and not.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it's not always a. Joke sometimes it's the WAY i.
Speaker 1: Stand sometimes it's my. Pacing sometimes it's sitting down as
Speaker 1: opposed to standing. Up so everything is calculated in your. Set,
Speaker 1: no But i'll try one. Thing, Yeah i'll be, Like,
Speaker 1: okay so for these fifteen, Minutes i'm gonna sit and
Speaker 1: let's just see what.
Speaker 3: Happens sounds pretty calculated to.
Speaker 5: Me so when you try new, Things i'm saying calculating
Speaker 5: in the sense that when you go up, there you
Speaker 5: have a, plan not WHAT i want to.
Speaker 1: Say, oh, really most of the time i'll Have i'll
Speaker 1: have like thirty minutes OF i go like that story
Speaker 1: that the that when you heard the Cookie.
Speaker 3: COOKIE i haven't figured out how to tell it on.
Speaker 1: Stage, yet the whole story, Yet and SO i do it,
Speaker 1: Differently like IF i haven't figured it out, Yet i'll
Speaker 1: pepper it in on a. Podcast i'll do it maybe
Speaker 1: one or two times a weekend UNTIL i kind of
Speaker 1: like feel, like, oh, yeah this is the right. Lane
Speaker 1: but WHEN i stand on, stage IF i stand on
Speaker 1: stage AND i start to talk to many crowd and
Speaker 1: they say something that sparks a joke That i'm working
Speaker 1: on THAT i didn't think THAT i was gonna.
Speaker 3: Do i'll just. Do i'll.
Speaker 1: GO i don't fight the flow man life or on.
Speaker 1: Stage let's see where this. Is i'm not swimming. Upstream
Speaker 1: look at these. Legs they're not.
Speaker 3: Swimming, yeah they're. Nice you know those are.
Speaker 1: Nice these are by the, way these are the palest.
Speaker 1: Legs let's have a.
Speaker 3: Peak okay you? Ready oh, WAIT i was just A.
Speaker 3: FLORIDA i just came up out of his. Phone, no
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Speaker 3: Nice those are.
Speaker 1: Sturdy BUT i have the daintiest ankles you'll.
Speaker 3: Ever it's an interesting. Tattoo is it a? Dragonfly?
Speaker 1: YEAH i got drunk AND i was in college and
Speaker 1: those are initials of people THAT i was with that.
Speaker 1: Night that is. Outstanding you should never remove. It was
Speaker 1: smart enough to put it on my. Ankle yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: ABSOLUTELY i have to piss so, bad Like i'm talking so.
Speaker 3: Bad that's.
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Speaker 3: Night The High all be on there. Tonight what?
Speaker 1: Time it starts at eight? O'clock here facebook fan page
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah yeah they do they at how dare? YOU i,
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Speaker 1: Streaming i'll send you, liken, Dude i'll text your, links all,
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Speaker 3: Tonight non the credit card.
Speaker 1: Send it to me and So i'll read it at
Speaker 1: the peak of being funked up and let's let's. Compare. Yeah,
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