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Speaker 3: Sorry. It's a tough way to start this people.

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Speaker 1: According to the Times, three second and that was hard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, brought to you Dogs with Cancer and Bustfoo the

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Speaker 1: I love it, Josh, Welcome to the podcast. Thank you man,

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Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I have an offensive line question. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Wrong, we're all right, Like I Ben, who's our center

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And in football it's all about like getting to

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Speaker 1: And my my wife was like, why is he taking

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Speaker 1: such a long show? And I said, do you do

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Speaker 1: you not know?

442
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Speaker 4: What?

443
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Speaker 3: She goes?

444
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Speaker 1: Is he dirty? I'm like, oh, he's dirty.

445
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Speaker 3: Oh he's a dirty boy.

446
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,480
Speaker 1: I mean he's a dirty, dirty fella.

447
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Speaker 5: I'm this question especially because you had to tell me

448
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Speaker 5: what I asked him mouth. I probably would guess you've

449
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Speaker 5: taken a long shower or two, but I'll tell you

450
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Speaker 5: I think every single person.

451
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Speaker 3: Has taken a long shower in their day.

452
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Speaker 1: I am not a fan of drinking off in the shower, though,

453
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Speaker 1: where's your spot? I'm a sock guy. Yeah, really, it's

454
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Speaker 1: contained very eighties nineties.

455
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Speaker 3: If you to do. But I was like, my baseball

456
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Speaker 3: socks and traveling the game and stuff. Then boys they

457
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Speaker 3: don't have a chance. Well those are long, are long?

458
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll take that.

459
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Speaker 3: I'll take that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There, and they had baseball.

462
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Speaker 3: I was really you know more they were Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The materials little thicker too, so feels better. You

465
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Speaker 3: wouldn't it feel better if the material wasn't a thick

466
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Speaker 3: because it's softer. I've never I've never been a sock guy. Yeah.

467
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Speaker 3: Let me just tell you, no, I.

468
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Speaker 5: Now I have some some uh some weird avenues I've

469
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Speaker 5: gotten down before.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 5: When I was like ten or eleven, and you kind

472
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Speaker 5: of figure it out, right, you kind of figure out

473
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Speaker 5: how everything works down there. I remember googling can a

474
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Speaker 5: woman only make you come? I remember thinking like that's

475
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Speaker 5: like the only thing.

476
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Speaker 3: There's no way that I can by myself. You know

477
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Speaker 3: what I'm saying.

478
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Speaker 5: I'm watching all these things happen on the internet, and

479
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,600
Speaker 5: it's like, the how is that?

480
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Speaker 3: Does a woman have to do that?

481
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Speaker 1: Only? By the way, I love how you at eleven,

482
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Speaker 1: You're already at here.

483
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Speaker 3: I'm a zero to sixty.

484
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Speaker 2: I'm a Lamborghini in the internet world.

485
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Speaker 3: There I'm like, oh, those boobs eleven, You're like, he's

486
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 3: like fucking shots everywhere. In God, this is tough. This

487
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 3: has been a tough podcast for your boys so far.

488
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Speaker 5: But my dad had a uh, one of those things

489
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Speaker 5: the back massagers that you could turn up and had

490
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Speaker 5: the two balls on.

491
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Speaker 3: It and you put it on your back. Well, I

492
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 3: thought this is a genius.

493
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Speaker 5: I would just you know, lay it there, kind of

494
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Speaker 5: move it left him right a little bit and then

495
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Speaker 5: all over my shorts.

496
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Speaker 3: Yeah that everywhere? Really? Oh yeah, I just threw them

497
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Speaker 3: the laundry. So I guess I shouldn't have come at

498
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Speaker 3: you so hard for the song, right, Yeah, I mean

499
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 3: the sock seems smarter than messing up what you're wearing. Yes,

500
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Speaker 3: you know you think so.

501
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Speaker 5: But at eleven, it's like, I just gotta get this

502
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Speaker 5: thing done. Yeah, I three, three, four more times today.

503
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. This is just at eleven,

504
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 3: you've got somebody doing your laundry.

505
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, also kind of grocery and like, thinking about

506
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 5: it now, you would really hope you know what I'm saying.

507
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: It is tough, but at the same time, like you think,

508
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 3: obviously when you're young, you think you're smarter you're figuring

509
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 3: some stuff out that your parents don't know about, and

510
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 3: so you'd be like, all right, it's time to sneak

511
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Speaker 3: the snock in there and get at what we didn't

512
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Speaker 3: have is the iPhone. iPhone you can delete all your

513
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: search history right away, right dude? Why?

514
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Speaker 5: Like back in like what early two thousands do you

515
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 5: get you gave computer as do you delete your cookies?

516
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 3: And know what it was? Somebody taught me how to

517
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 3: delete cookies you didn't have to worry about. Yeah, but

518
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Speaker 3: has what ahead? Got ahead? This dude?

519
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you this dude. At one point in

520
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Speaker 1: time he was like, Hey, my computer as a virus.

521
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Speaker 1: I don't know why as a virus? Can you come

522
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 1: bok at it? And right at the top like he

523
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Speaker 1: was trying to fool me, he had ESPN, CNN, CNN

524
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Speaker 1: and then.

525
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Speaker 3: Then hell does he At the time he was probably

526
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Speaker 3: different world. I was like, what's going on?

527
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,479
Speaker 1: I go website looking at and he was like, oh,

528
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: you know UESPN and CNN. I'm I go CNN. The

529
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: third website was come FISA and I'm like, well, here

530
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Speaker 1: is your.

531
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Speaker 3: Give away.

532
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Speaker 1: Couldn't help myself.

533
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Speaker 3: My favorite thing is when I asked him, I go,

534
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Speaker 3: what's this?

535
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: And he and he he squinted at like he didn't

536
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Speaker 1: know how to read.

537
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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he squinted at you like.

538
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Speaker 2: You know what he called it?

539
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Speaker 3: I go on, what's what's that? He goes, I've never

540
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Speaker 3: seen those two words before. I go, well for me?

541
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Speaker 3: He goes, okay, and he started to squint and what

542
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Speaker 3: does that? Does that say? Komb fiesta? I'm like, is

543
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Speaker 3: that just you think is as km? Yeah? Mine was

544
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Speaker 3: kits and as galore kits And asked Galore, I don't

545
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Speaker 3: know if I had like a.

546
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Speaker 1: Go to go to on his computer, it was round

547
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Speaker 1: and brown, which I brown?

548
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 3: How do you remember that? Defend that terrible site? No,

549
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 3: apparently you know them fit girls.

550
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Speaker 1: So many of my jokes are about him, but he

551
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: has such a good sense of humor about it.

552
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Speaker 3: Was there ever a time that you thought this is

553
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 3: too much? There was a little bit.

554
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Speaker 9: At one point there was a story that he tells

555
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Speaker 9: that everybody loves for obvious reasons because I look like

556
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Speaker 9: an absolute ass in, so I hate it for.

557
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Speaker 3: A little bit.

558
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Speaker 9: But then somebody, somebody, uh, David Ortis told me it

559
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 9: was his favorite joke, and I was like, Hey, I

560
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 9: don't care what you tell me, go ahead and tell

561
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Speaker 9: any joke.

562
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Speaker 3: David Ortisse came out puppy.

563
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Speaker 9: That for me was like was like I was like, dude,

564
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Speaker 9: you just gonna have to own up to it. Everything's

565
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 9: on the internet anyways, Like, just just run with it.

566
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Speaker 5: At least you have a father funny enough to tell

567
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Speaker 5: the story, right, not like an uncomfortable dead at a

568
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Speaker 5: bar who's had like or not a bar like a barbecue,

569
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 5: too many drinks and then spurts out some shitty Yeah,

570
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 5: my son watches Born now and here's.

571
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Speaker 3: Like somebody's out there expressing it, hitting.

572
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: All the cues, getting a done right. So you know,

573
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: my deal with him was this, and my daughter too.

574
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Speaker 1: My deal was, look, if you tell me when it's

575
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: okay to tell the story. Yeah, so if you need

576
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: a couple of years, that's cool, but you tell me

577
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: when it's okay. And so like, there was a story

578
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: recently that I hadn't told because his sister wouldn't let me.

579
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: But recently okay. So the first practical joke I ever

580
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: played on these guys, and I'm a big practical joke guy,

581
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: they played on themselves. But she felt so silly. She

582
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Speaker 1: wouldn't let me tell it until recently. What happened was

583
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: they were young and I was raising the three kids

584
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Speaker 1: by myself. At the time, I was single dad and

585
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: my kids were like eight, five and three, right damn.

586
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: And we were at Petco and at the time I

587
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Speaker 1: made eleven hundred dollars a month.

588
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Speaker 3: We lived in one room together.

589
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Speaker 1: It was a but and so Petco for me was

590
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Speaker 1: like a place where it was almost like my babysitter

591
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Speaker 1: because I couldn't afford a dog.

592
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Speaker 3: But we could go hold them, you know what I mean.

593
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Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, when we used to go to toy stores,

594
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: I had them convinced, look, you're not you can play

595
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: with any toy hair just unwrap it, but we can't

596
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: buy any They don't let you buy them here, but

597
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: we can play with them. So we would run to

598
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 1: the toy stress. They would unwrap them and we would

599
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: play them. I would bring batteries and put them in

600
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: the remote. We did the whole I just didn't have

601
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Speaker 1: the money.

602
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Speaker 9: Our amusement park was was the trunk of a car,

603
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Speaker 9: so we would ride around. All three of us would

604
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Speaker 9: get in the back of the trunk and he would

605
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 9: drive in circles in an empty parking lot and we

606
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 9: would roll in the back and I would drive.

607
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 3: Over bumps and hilarious. We never because it's what we

608
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 3: just did for fun. We all loved it.

609
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Speaker 1: We I didn't have any money to do, and it's

610
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: what you knew. Yeah, and the times and you're like

611
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: protecting them from thinking we did Disneyland. It was great,

612
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: but we always had more fun in the back of

613
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Speaker 1: the car.

614
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 3: Somebody Disney I was back of the car.

615
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 2: Gotta be chevy.

616
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Speaker 1: The truth is is like you find out that the

617
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: only reason your kids until they get older, right right,

618
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: will a lot of times the jokes joke is he laughing?

619
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: He laughed, laughing, and then he gets it.

620
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: I was good too, so we'll hear that ten minutes

621
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 3: to laugh again. You can't just kind hey, yeah you're

622
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 3: doing you man, you're good. Yeah, yeah, just pay your

623
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 3: dog Like most of us support animals. That one.

624
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's my favorite, the favorite I ever played on them,

625
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: because look, at the end of the day, kids are done.

626
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm still question So you can play jokes on her

627
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: if you man, you're not doing as long as you're

628
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: not doing things to harm them. At the end of

629
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: the day they're going to look back and be like

630
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: that was funny. I'm sure when you look back on

631
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: stories from your childhood, you don't remember how many times

632
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: your mom or dad cut the crusts off your peanut

633
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: butter and jelly sandwich. You remember that wild shit or

634
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: that weird that's the story you tell, right, tell them

635
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: all the time on this podcast. Right, So and so

636
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: parents who take care to make sure nothing bad or

637
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: nothing weird ever happens to their kids, to me, you're

638
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 1: fucking up their stories.

639
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not raising the right kid. You know what

640
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 3: I did to them.

641
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: So we were in Petcock and my daughter runs up

642
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: to me and she goes, can I. I I know

643
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna.

644
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 3: Say no this, but I want to ask anyways.

645
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: I go okay, and she goes, can I have a cookie?

646
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: And I said I don't. I don't have any cookies

647
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, can I have a pet Coke cookie?

648
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: I go show me, show me what you're talking about.

649
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: So we walk over right, and you know, they have

650
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: us huge bins of dog treats and some of them

651
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: look look like chocolate chip cookies. Yea, And I say, uh,

652
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: they go show me and she points at it. I go,

653
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: you want that cookie? And she goes yeah, and I

654
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: said okay.

655
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 3: And so this dude is like, I ate my brac

656
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 3: hews three, I ate my breakfast. Can I have a cookie?

657
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: I ate my breakfast.

658
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want that cookie? And he goes yeah.

659
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: And I go okay, and I turned my eight here.

660
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: I go hey, and he just looks. He's looking at them,

661
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Speaker 1: and he just talks out the side of his mouth

662
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: to me, and he goes, that's dog food, right, And

663
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: I go yeah. And then I goes, but you want

664
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: to cook? He goes no. And so they start to

665
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: put him in their mouth. I go, hey, hey, don't

666
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: eat him in here. We gotta ea him in the car. Yeah,

667
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: because I don't mind being a bad parent in private,

668
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: just not in public.

669
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 3: Right, everyone else thinks you look bad in public.

670
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will do whatever I want inside the house,

671
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 5: but outside the house, I am all started.

672
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Speaker 3: All the patients in the world. Yeah, you're fine, Yeah

673
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 3: do that.

674
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 6: You get snacks in your bag, you got everything. But

675
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 6: at home you're like that for yourself.

676
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, So you throw them out there, throw them

677
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Speaker 1: to the wolves, the one eye dog.

678
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: They throw them to the one eyed dog. She does

679
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: not do both kids. And we'll get you back.

680
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: That dog because he is the other thing. This was

681
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: a gift to be nice. He's in he's in the

682
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: bus right now.

683
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 3: Was a gift? Oh no, I mean, but so is.

684
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: It looks like his left nostril is also winking like

685
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: she like, what, well, it's a deviated septum.

686
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: And also be careful, Jack, Jack's mom drew it, painted it,

687
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: but her nose is really like that. I don't worry, Joe. Okay, okay,

688
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 3: it's Kathy does Kathy is Kathy is what she does.

689
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: She paints the dogs.

690
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: Uh huh that.

691
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: Story right there? What Jack? Well, the alarm went off?

692
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 3: The alarm? Please? But who's got this? One? Will does?

693
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 3: This will be much better? I don't know. That's where

694
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: we kind of just sit here.

695
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Speaker 5: You know, he'll he'll, he'll do a lot better than

696
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Speaker 5: I did.

697
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Speaker 1: He's not a strong suit for me, I have to

698
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Speaker 1: tell you, though. But that read though, that's gonna sell

699
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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. That's what I'm saying. That's why

700
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Speaker 1: I love it. More money.

701
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get that instant gratification. You have to.

702
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: It goes you.

703
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 5: The money is that's who I have money a laugh,

704
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Speaker 5: one smile, hecaus a dollar, and I guarantee at least

705
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706
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Speaker 3: There. You know you playing it? Hey, good job Jack

707
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719
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726
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Speaker 3: wait is there a beard? No beard filter on social

727
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Speaker 3: media brings light to the idea that guys with beards

728
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Speaker 3: could be hiding weak chins, multiple chins, baby faces, et cetera.

729
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 3: Pretty sure, it just puts a double chin on everyone, though,

730
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 3: I had all those that was that was that was

731
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 3: a joke. Oh does it say insert joke here? No,

732
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 3: it says uh the's a hey says that says in princes.

733
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 3: Pretty sure it just puts a double chin on everyone, though,

734
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 3: and then that's why I looked around. Yeah, pretty sure,

735
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 3: just puts divil chin in everybody there. Hey, you do

736
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 3: women like men with beards? Pros and cons of having beards?

737
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Speaker 1: I think these are talking points. So what you're supposed

738
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: to do is ask it. It says its general talking points,

739
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: so you're not supposed to read it. You're supposed to

740
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Speaker 1: talk about it. Oh you.

741
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,719
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lasson for everybody on this. Let him

742
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Speaker 3: come into our Boston ship.

743
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna him take over.

744
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: Hey, stand up for your set.

745
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: Taking over?

746
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: It is you guys think women like men with beards

747
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: that hang on We gotta tie these points into it.

748
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749
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750
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Speaker 3: It helps you grow a thicker, fuller beard and gets

751
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode, Wow, enticing when do you say

756
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: back to the episode there, like we're here, Yeah, like

757
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Speaker 1: we didn't.

758
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Speaker 2: That's back to the episode.

759
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 3: That's weeks of sitting alone and like doing that. Yeah,

760
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: going to get that product. We're already here. You need that.

761
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 3: You're fucking crying. I'm not crying, dude.

762
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Speaker 1: When you were saying when you were saying the patchy

763
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: beer like okay, yeah, trying to hide a week chat.

764
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to a little bit. You're like, yeah, like

765
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 3: he was talking on the guy looking up n FT

766
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 3: last episode joke and watching the episode and there in

767
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Speaker 3: the I am.

768
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: For sure going to see if it works on my pubes.

769
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 3: The Wefford Taylor joke about himself with this beard and everything.

770
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 3: When I'm reading those points, I'm thinking like these are

771
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 3: things Taylors like mentioned some sitting here reading them.

772
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: Man, I hope he's good over there, trying to hide

773
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: super insecure, right, Okay, I heard I will try to

774
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: hide sweet ches. Use that product on your pubes. Yeah,

775
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it on the pubes and then more

776
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: gray than your beard. I'm gonna unleash them on your

777
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: mom like quarantine pubs.

778
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 5: Dude, what so you you big? Grow those things out? Guy,

779
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 5: I'm gonna with that stuff. I want to see how

780
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 5: I wonder if.

781
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 3: That works down there. We're gonna find out if it

782
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 3: needs sunlight to grow, you know, like photosynthesis, or if

783
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 3: it's okay in the dark. I'm a swampy area.

784
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: I think things grow in moisture. Yeah, bacteria grows, and

785
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: most bacteria and now I'm looking smart bacteria and I

786
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: sweat hot area.

787
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot, dude, Oh my god, you

788
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: can read. I guess you read what.

789
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 3: You read, because hey, man, I think those are just

790
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: general talk. You just pick one or two. Talk about

791
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: it what we like?

792
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 2: He said, positive and this gave you a back to.

793
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 3: You've got this. Everyone heard it? God damn holy ship. Yeah,

794
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 3: well this has been one of my favorite podcasts so far.

795
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 5: I'll be a lot of laughter thirty four minutes of dude,

796
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 5: even if the joke's not funny, your.

797
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 3: Laugh is so infectious.

798
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, man, So for me, I I

799
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: like that fun like and I don't I don't know.

800
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm apologetic for it. You like, why am I going

801
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: to go somewhere and not have a good time? Like,

802
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: I just don't understand that whole I get one ride

803
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: on this rock. You can say whatever the fuck you

804
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: want to me. Nothing anybody says bothers me, bumps me

805
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: because I know I'm on on on one ride and

806
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: when I go somewhere, I'm gonna have a good time.

807
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: Good that's it. I'm gonna have a good time.

808
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: That show you went to the other night, Yeah, yeah,

809
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: you told the cookie joke.

810
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 3: By the way, I told the cookie Tell the cookie.

811
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you remember that.

812
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: But but but yeah, hey he.

813
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: Knows that the fucking bar afterwards, I was like, hey, bro,

814
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 3: we gotta get out of here. Yeah. Like, I was like,

815
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 3: I need that bad. I was like, I need help.

816
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 3: He he ended up at the end two He's like,

817
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 3: now I went to that we gotta get out here.

818
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: And I looked at R and I was like, hey,

819
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 3: I need help. We gotta go. You can't drink jelly

820
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 3: roll as a tank man, can't.

821
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Speaker 5: He was drinking on He drank half a half a

822
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 5: fifth on our bus. He he drank half a handle,

823
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 5: No smaller, he drank Oh you're telling me a story.

824
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 5: Half a handle of tequila at his video shoot straight

825
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 5: out right.

826
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 3: Here you go, Bubba, let's take at him. And he's yeah,

827
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 3: he's got he's got away with words.

828
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 5: Yes, he calls you bubby. You're like, well, I am

829
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 5: a part of this. Yeah, you feel like I am

830
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 5: in this.

831
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 3: He's handing you shots and they're like quadruples, bro. So

832
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: you do you never do the toss over the shoulder?

833
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 3: No I did. I should have, but no. If someone's like, hey, man,

834
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 3: oh yeah, let me ask you a football.

835
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: Question, and they asked me and then they come, let

836
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: me give you some new ideas, my thanks, man, and.

837
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 3: I just tossed it over. I'm not getting run the

838
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: intelligence of the line. I feel like he got.

839
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

840
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: I have to tell you I'm a little insulted. Nobody's

841
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: ever tried to rufee me before.

842
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 5: I think somebody has and I'm gonna hang my hat

843
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 5: on that, but I have no proof.

844
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 3: You know somebody's tried to roofe me. Well maybe, but

845
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 3: I'm more talking about myself. Yeah, watch out for that.

846
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like just one time would have

847
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: been nice for you, Roofie, you.

848
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. I appreciate it.

849
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 5: I appreciate you thinking I wouldn't say, yeah, I guess

850
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 5: I'll go in my way unless you want to.

851
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: You don't want to go again?

852
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: You're getting okay, I'll just put this on yeah, I yeah,

853
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: But I also like, I don't think. I think i'm

854
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: generally when I'm out, I'm getting sucked up enough where

855
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure people like he doesn't need the Roofie, He's

856
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: on his way by himself.

857
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: You a big drinker. I used to be.

858
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: I make bad life decisions when I drink, so I

859
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: hadn't drink in probably four or five years. Jelly Old

860
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: switched that all around. But I'm a huge we guy

861
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: and a huge mushroom guy. Like I take mushrooms. I'm

862
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: taking mushrooms tonight.

863
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 3: Don't you do it every Monday? Every Monday night?

864
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 5: Mushrooms as in like a three point five you have

865
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 5: an actual boom, like you actually go and you take

866
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 5: like a microdose.

867
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: What's three three point five grams?

868
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 5: Is the proper amount you would take to have a

869
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 5: hero's journey?

870
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, hero's journey. I like that. I'm taking that.

871
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 5: It's now in my back podcast. And also that's two

872
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 5: things I've had to explain to people today. So that

873
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 5: makes me keep it smarter.

874
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a drug addict one of the two.

875
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: I By the way, this you're lucky I didn't have

876
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: to teach you.

877
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: Math over quarantine. You would have learned grams and fractions

878
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 3: and that's about it. That is all. Yeah.

879
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: But I take about one and a half to two

880
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: grams and then I'll take two hundred milligrams vetibles. Then

881
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: I'll smoke a joint and then I turn on my

882
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 1: camera and I just see what happens.

883
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 3: Really everything it's just live or whatever, live streaming. Wow,

884
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: and it's it's there's there been times.

885
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: Remember there were times when we were in California and

886
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: I remember I was out back and the show ended

887
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: and he leaned over from the bat patio and he goes,

888
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: how's it going.

889
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: I go, you're gonna have to come help me upstairs,

890
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 3: and he was like, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah he

891
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: had to. That is well.

892
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: First off, forget the mushrooms. Two hundred milligrams. I don't

893
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: do weed right, never have right. But if you it

894
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: seems successive. Yeah, that seems like a lot to me.

895
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. Jilly Roll was on here and said, what do

896
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: you say? I had a thousand? It's something.

897
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 5: On the way over here, dude, I can't even imagine. Friends,

898
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 5: I know, take five milligrams and just literally over on

899
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 5: the floor. Never anything over twenty really, and yeah, dead

900
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 5: body if you're over twenty. Yeah, like you know what

901
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 5: I'm saying from what i've Yeah, I take the under

902
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 5: it and go on stage on my set today Late show,

903
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 5: and you never get.

904
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 3: Like you never get the scariest feel like, oh god, yeah,

905
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 3: i'd be No. We can imagine what I would be.

906
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 3: You can imagine it's pretty deer in aheadlight.

907
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: I can imagine what worlds like, and I'm pretty sure

908
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: it's a lot like a deer head. Like well, like

909
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: listen that show that you came and watch, and you

910
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: you know how insane it is. I get I do

911
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: one hundred milligrads before I do.

912
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: That show m so to just two grams of mushrooms?

913
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 3: How you?

914
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 5: How does that feel as opposed to the hero's journey

915
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 5: you spoke on before?

916
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: It is okay, so two grams of mushrooms is gigly. Yeah,

917
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: but and you definitely like your vision. It's not your

918
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: vision is different. The best way I can see it

919
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: is say, is like sometimes if I was looking at you,

920
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: I'd be looking at you like through a screen door,

921
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: right or when you moved, there would be part of

922
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: you that it would look like it would look like

923
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and the other part like

924
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: that kind of did you ever?

925
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 3: Were you ever a Selvia guy? But I heard about it?

926
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 5: God damn I can tell that story. Yeah that was

927
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 5: in college. That was a bit of a deal.

928
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 3: But I want to hear the well, it sounds like

929
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 3: what you were talking about.

930
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super fun and you have like a warmish feeling,

931
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: but you're not out of control. Sure, the two hundred

932
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: milligrams pushes you a little closer to out of control,

933
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: right than the joint, and then the joint with some

934
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: wax in it. Yeah, it's all sometimes so I do

935
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: it tonight, and so sometimes I'll just pick up kids books,

936
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: children's books, and I'll read children's books.

937
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 5: So why do you Okay, so what made you? Let's

938
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 5: start from the beginning. Okay, how did you decide to

939
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 5: do this?

940
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like what made you want to do? Okay, Monday

941
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 3: without without any Like, let's just pick up a children book.

942
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 3: See what happens. I started.

943
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: There was this last little bit of me on stage

944
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: that I didn't consider to be free, like I was

945
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 1: still holding on to Like I was like, I'm just

946
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: still care a little too much about what think about

947
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: about acting stupid, about telling the joke that's gonna bomb,

948
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: And I can't be great at what I do if

949
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: I'm still worried.

950
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 3: About other people. Yeah, I just can't be.

951
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: I can't be scared to tell a joke or try

952
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: something because I'm scared to look stupid.

953
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: How can I look stupid and still.

954
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: You know, how can I prove to myself that I

955
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: can look stupid and it'll be all right?

956
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 2: M hm?

957
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna get super high on

958
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: camera and I know I'm gonna say stupid shit and

959
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and see how I feel.

960
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: And I did it, and I read through comments, and

961
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: they were like, this is the funniest dream. It's so

962
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: fun to see something. And instead of saying I looked

963
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: stupid or saying stupid stuff, they were like, instead of

964
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: it's so nice to watch somebody who's comfortable and doesn't

965
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: care and it's just being themselves. And I was like, oh,

966
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: so they're seeing the same things, but they're assigning something

967
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: positive to it, and I was just assigning something negative

968
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: on my own. Man, right, I was assigning negative. They

969
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: were seeing positive. And so I just kept doing it

970
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: and it has made me so because I do the stupid.

971
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: But you can imagine on two grams of shrooms two

972
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: hundred milligrams and a joint, I'm doing some pretty, right, Yeah, yeah,

973
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: I'm doing some pretty. And like I wake up the

974
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: next day and I'm like, I'm fine. And so it's

975
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: just been saying and then it developed such a fucking

976
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: crazy following, like I only smoked my joints out of

977
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: baby hands. Yeah, okay, have do you? So I I

978
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: put the baby hand on my finger, I put the

979
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: joint in the babyhand and I smoke it like this, Yeah.

980
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 3: That's it.

981
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh those are a couple of them. Uh, Let me

982
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: see is that?

983
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 3: That's it? God? That is so funny. That's it. Ye,

984
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 3: well that's real, that's it. That's just well placed comedy.

985
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 3: That's what that is. It's just well placed. It's funny.

986
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 3: It's fun man.

987
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: And you know what, like people bring babyhands to shows

988
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 1: and have me sign them.

989
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 5: Really yeah, it's so crazy. So when how were you

990
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 5: got introduced to comedy? When you wt fifteen years old?

991
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 5: When you really young? Yeah? When did you decide to

992
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 5: start doing comedy? Was that at fifteen or did you

993
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 5: see something that changed your opinion on I.

994
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: Tried it at fifteen, sure, and I loved it. The

995
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: first joke I ever told my mom and dad were

996
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: in the front row. I was fifteen. I stepped on them.

997
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: By the way. I was wearing acid washed jeans.

998
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 3: Cool.

999
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: I had some chunky white high tops not laced up

1000
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: with the jeans tucked into him. I was wearing a

1001
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: white mesh shirts. It was tight mesh, like a football

1002
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: jersey with skill white and playing.

1003
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: Sure. I had a thick cat top at it wasn't good, dude.

1004
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 3: I had a thick.

1005
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: Silver chain, not like a rope, but like one king

1006
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: tut would a war.

1007
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 3: I had you know what I mean.

1008
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: I had a hat and I had a killer mullet,

1009
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: like a killer mullet.

1010
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 3: And I was I thought I looked good man. Yeah.

1011
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: And I walked on stage and my mom and dad

1012
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: were in the front row, and I remember I asked

1013
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: the dude who ran the oh mic, I go, what

1014
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: should talk about? He talk about what?

1015
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 3: You know?

1016
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: I knew my parents, And so the first joke I

1017
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: ever told was everybody, I'm Josh, I'm fifteen years old.

1018
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm really happy my mom and dad here, and this

1019
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: is the first fucking time I'll be able to fucking

1020
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: swear in front of my cocksucking mom.

1021
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1022
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: And my dad was like, oh, no, it's over, but

1023
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 1: I heard the last.

1024
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1025
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 3: I had a silent car ride home.

1026
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: My mom walked in ahead of us, and my dad

1027
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: was like, hey, look, you're gonna have to find your

1028
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: own way.

1029
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 3: And the next time I'm like, yeah, I understand. Yeah,

1030
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 3: but I loved it. What did she say when the

1031
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 3: when the words didn't come out the next day?

1032
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: Yes, she said, I thought you felt very natural up there.

1033
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was about it.

1034
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 5: That's well, that's nice. That was nice to feel comfortable

1035
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 5: with a mic in your hand. In front of let's say,

1036
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 5: a dozen people. I don't know what it's like. Fifty

1037
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 5: people are fifty people, Yep, that's got to be. To

1038
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 5: feel comfortable in that way is a unique thing to

1039
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 5: I want.

1040
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: To tell you something without a doubt, and this has

1041
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: only changed recently. I've always felt more comfortable on stage. Really,

1042
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: I've always felt more true to myself on stage and

1043
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: off stage. I've all I was. I always felt like

1044
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: I was putting on a show, and so on stage

1045
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: is where I felt most comfortable, just because I was

1046
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: in control of all aspects. I don't know why, man,

1047
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: but on stage is where I just felt normal.

1048
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: Why do you think it took being off stage? To me?

1049
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: You feel like you're putting on an act. Is because you're.

1050
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 5: Funny or comedian. Then you meet people and people are

1051
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 5: expecting funny. I think, so they're expecting you to be

1052
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 5: that guy. Yes, tell us a joke right now? Yes,

1053
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 5: you know, right and so, and that's it.

1054
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: Like off stage, you want the funny to come organically

1055
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: and so. But you you think people are expecting it

1056
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: so much all of the time, right, You just put

1057
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: a little pressure on yourself to be like, well, I

1058
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: gotta be I'm the entertainment.

1059
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: When one of the reasons I started saying no to

1060
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 3: parties is because I was like, I can't well, I

1061
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 3: hate to do this to you. This is part started

1062
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 3: saying no part started saying no party. Who's reading this

1063
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 3: on your boy? All right, here we go, Georgia bood

1064
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 3: will co.

1065
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of Georgia but and so am

1066
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: I let me tell you a little about Gegia. But

1067
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: Georgia but is the world's most comfortable boot. Georgia but

1068
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: is America's hardest working boot for over eighty years.

1069
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 5: Georgia Georgia's that's I guess we're not putting boot in

1070
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 5: that part.

1071
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 3: Georgia has been making boots that work as hard as

1072
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 3: you do.

1073
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 5: Not talking about the guy working to keep I'm talking

1074
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 5: about you who goes outside and works his ass off

1075
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 5: every single day. Tough enough for your job, cool enough

1076
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 5: for everything else. You want to go to a comedy show,

1077
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 5: you want to well, you just came from work. Guess

1078
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 5: what you can still wear Georgia boots?

1079
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 3: All right, good, look at you and go those are

1080
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 3: kind of nice. That's a good deal, right, Thank you.

1081
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: Georgia But makes super good looking super comfortable boots so

1082
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: comfortable you will never take them off unless I mean,

1083
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you they're not going to sleep in them,

1084
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: but I would, I would say for everything else.

1085
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 3: Probably probably. I like looking good. This is where I do.

1086
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 3: This is where I say it. I like looking good

1087
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 3: even when I'm working, and these boots do that.

1088
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 5: Now that was tough because my job involves me playing football.

1089
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 5: But you practice I did. I was out of practice

1090
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 5: house I was doing. That's probably why I tore my

1091
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 5: NiCl not Georgia Boots.

1092
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: Fault using footwork.

1093
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 5: Great looking boots that are wildly comfortable with the price

1094
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Speaker 5: so you can't afford. Every time I word you these boots,

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00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 5: people ask me where I got them. They say, hey, guy,

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00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 5: and I say, yeah, fella. They say, that's an interesting

1097
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 5: sock you have on your leg. But also, where'd you

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00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 5: get those shoes? I say, georgiaboot dot com is where

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00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 5: I got those.

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Speaker 3: Whether you're working on your feet all.

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00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 5: Day, working around the house, or grilling out with your friends,

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00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 5: these boots won't sacrifice comfort or stop. Head over to

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Speaker 5: Georgia boot dot com and use code busting for twenty

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00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 5: percent off. Let me see that one more time, head

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00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 5: over to Georgia boot dot com and use code Busting

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00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 5: for twenty percent off.

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00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: Now, before we get back to the show, come on, man,

1108
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 3: let's talk about something. Yeah, what happened between the first

1109
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: and second one? Like I literally had like a I

1110
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 3: feel like somebody I don't know.

1111
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden it turned on.

1112
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 3: I think this too, because we has nervous around, right.

1113
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 3: We had a whole lot of fun doing it last week,

1114
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 3: and I know it's like, this is what we want

1115
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: to do moving forward. Now we have a guest sitting there,

1116
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 3: it's like the things are going off. You kind of

1117
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 3: hear it and you're like, should we kind of stop

1118
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 3: what we're doing? And then you lead up and try

1119
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: and read and you just don't guests to start that

1120
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 3: at though, because you, like you said, you're having good time.

1121
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 3: So you're in the middle of a conversation. But AD's

1122
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 3: got to read. The change gotta happen when you change

1123
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 3: gott to happen. You know what I'm saying that and

1124
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 3: you know what else?

1125
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: But but I would say, and I bet you if

1126
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: the people who were paying you to read these ads

1127
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: were honest, when you mess up, it's actually funnier, and

1128
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: they just want people to remember the ad right. I

1129
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: think the most listened to ad of all time ad

1130
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: read besides Georgia Boot.

1131
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: Besides Georgia Boot.

1132
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the bill Burg Sherry's Berry's. But

1133
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: Cherry's Berry's will tell you that was the most productive

1134
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: ad read. But all he did was lay into him

1135
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: like he laid into.

1136
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 3: I'm a huge bill Berg guy.

1137
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: Can to that?

1138
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 3: No, I haven't, haven't.

1139
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: Can we just take a three minutes and put the

1140
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: cans on and just listen to it. Oh, let's put

1141
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: the cans on, and I want to get back to

1142
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: what you were talking about, something.

1143
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 3: About not going to a party or something. They said,

1144
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 3: You're not going into a with us.

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00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 4: This might be the favorite name of anything I've ever

1146
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 4: advertised here, other than one wife Charlie's Sherry's Berries. It says,

1147
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 4: insert story when you've given or received.

1148
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 3: The gifts.

1149
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 4: Well, I've been out of town. I haven't gotten Sherry's

1150
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 4: berries yet. All right, Sherry's Berries.

1151
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 3: Since the end of the.

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00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 4: Year is all about delicious holiday food, why not send

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00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 4: an extra special holiday treat to friends, family, business, associates, associates,

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Speaker 4: everyone you know. I've never met a person who did

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00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 4: love Sherry's berries. Send giant dip strawberries from Sharry's Berries

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Speaker 4: for only nineteen ninety nine. That's over a forty percent savings.

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Speaker 4: Go to berries dot com, click on the microphone and

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00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 4: type in burr b u r R for my listeners,

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Speaker 4: double the berries for just ten dollars more. Berries are

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00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 4: terrific and a sweet holiday gift. They also have delicious

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00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 4: products such as Christmas cake pops, cheesecakes, and dip pretzels.

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00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 3: Here's the only way to get.

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00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 4: This special nineteen ninety nine Sherry's Berries offer.

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00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 3: Call eight sixty six fruit.

1165
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what the fuck am I selling?

1166
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: Did I approve this?

1167
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 3: This is fucking ridiculous. Who the fuck is gonna buy this?

1168
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 3: Ship Christmas cake pop.

1169
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: Cheese cakes and dip pretzels.

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00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 10: Call ate sixty six fruit, Everybody's sixty six fruit, zero

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00:51:55,560 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 10: dush two or even better Berries dot com.

1172
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 4: Oh oh, please spell out the words oh by all

1173
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 4: means berries on the microphone in the top right corner

1174
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 4: and type in burr. You gotta see these enormous berries

1175
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 4: for yourself. I swear to God this is the coffee.

1176
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: Go to berries dot.

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00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 3: Com click on the microphone.

1178
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 4: And tipping Burr type in bur dip your balls and

1179
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 4: dip your.

1180
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: Berries in that.

1181
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 4: Don't wait now, order order some chocolate berries for the

1182
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 4: fucking person in your life, for the person in your life.

1183
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 4: That was wonderful.

1184
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 3: Holy shit, holy ship. That was outstanding.

1185
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: Cherry's Barry my god, one of Like so they chrys Berries.

1186
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: I think they came out and said that's the best

1187
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: read we've ever had, really because all they want is

1188
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: for people to remember the product.

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00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: On your right your eye I was calling here is

1190
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 3: like he's been crying like the entire standing burr Is video.

1191
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't think Cherry's berry. You don't think Sherr's

1192
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: Berry's loves forty thousand views.

1193
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 3: And we need cherryes Berry's something like that. We just

1194
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 3: we played the most famous You better correct And by

1195
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 3: the way, I want to hit you guys. Practice that accent.

1196
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 5: Dude, he uh he since he's so known for like

1197
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 5: kind of being an asshole, like that's his comedy when

1198
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 5: he is what is the thing he did that he

1199
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 5: got so much.

1200
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 3: Backlash on Yeah, I was gonna say he was a.

1201
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: God damn people were he was trending on Twitter and

1202
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm a BIRF fan.

1203
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 3: Let's see what's going on.

1204
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,439
Speaker 5: And people are just absolutely murdering, like but it's always

1205
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 5: Indian Actor of the Year Ward.

1206
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 3: He's like, not sure why of this? He just read

1207
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 3: it just totally downplaying the human that won it. He God.

1208
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: I texted him and I was like, I was like,

1209
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: how's it going, And he just basically said, and this

1210
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: is his deal man. He was on said he was like,

1211
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: none of this is real. I don't worry about that ship.

1212
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's right, show it's not real man,

1213
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: and so you know, and he was like, I don't care.

1214
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 3: He said, none.

1215
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: Those people are buying tickets to my shop. That's right man,

1216
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: He's right, Like he's one hundred percent right. You can't

1217
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: his SNL his did you watch the Mount of Model?

1218
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: That thing there was like five minutes that I was

1219
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,720
Speaker 3: dying murdering people.

1220
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what else, like it's one thing

1221
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: for me and here's the key to comedy, Like you

1222
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: know who Joey Diaz is. Yes, there aren't people who

1223
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: leave his show like he was offensive because he's so

1224
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: authentic the people who I find who people are going.

1225
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: He's he's offensive or I don't like what he's saying.

1226
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: Are the people who feel shock jockey, who feel like

1227
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: they're trying to say something to make you go. But

1228
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: Burr and Joey Diaz, they're so authentic to who they

1229
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: are that you may not agree with what they say,

1230
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: but you know they're not saying it just to get

1231
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: a right just to rile you up. Right, this is

1232
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: who they are, this is the person you're watching. And

1233
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,879
Speaker 1: so Burr is so fucking authentic And that's why none

1234
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: of that ship bothers him too, because he's like, I'm

1235
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: just telling you.

1236
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 3: What my truth is.

1237
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to be on board for it,

1238
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you what my truth is.

1239
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that.

1240
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's needed more than ever right now,

1241
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 5: without a doubt. It's it is tough when you have

1242
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 5: to kind of tiptoe around everything. Everything's I mean, and

1243
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to but here I am trying to

1244
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 5: hand I want to sound insensitive, but at the same time,

1245
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 5: it's like we just need to all calm down and

1246
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 5: be able to take a joke. They're evil, really need

1247
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 5: to be able to way too serious, way too serious.

1248
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 5: Now I've been thinking about that whole the Jewish thing

1249
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 5: we talked about in the beginning of the show.

1250
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, damn, I might get killed for that.

1251
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 3: But one of the reasons on the show, but but

1252
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: but that's the thing, man.

1253
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: One of the reasons that I do that right up

1254
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: front is just to let you know guards are down.

1255
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: I like that, I'm good, Like I'm good you. First

1256
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: of all, somebody who doesn't have my last name, there's

1257
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: nothing you can say to me that would offend me.

1258
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know you. I don't care what your

1259
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: opinion of me is, because it's not an informed opinion.

1260
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: It's whatever you see online, or you don't like a joke,

1261
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: or you know. I did a I do some musical comedy,

1262
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: right and one of the songs that I do is

1263
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: about a dude with a guy with man boots, and

1264
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: I showed a I shot a video and the guy

1265
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: in the video has some great jiggly tittiest and I

1266
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: got a message, uh that from a trans person who

1267
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: was like, that's pretty insensitive to trans people, And I'm like,

1268
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: it's a it's a joke about a man with jiggly tits.

1269
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: If you take it past that that's on you.

1270
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 3: Right, So that's the hell. How do they elaborate?

1271
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know because I'm not getting into that.

1272
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 3: I know what specially behind a keyboard too exactly.

1273
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: And I because I know what my I know what

1274
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: my intent is. My intent is to make fun of

1275
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: dudes with big tits. How you read that is up

1276
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: to you.

1277
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

1278
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 3: How you read that as up to you? And and

1279
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 3: that's the thing. There's such a differference.

1280
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: Between jokes and being prejudiced or racist. And if you

1281
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: can't tell the difference, we've got a problem.

1282
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really do.

1283
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: And there is a problem we should be abl Do

1284
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: you know what makes it worse is the fact that

1285
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: you're telling me I can't joke about it.

1286
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 3: Now.

1287
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: We are dividing things up, right, Like Okay.

1288
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 3: It's like they need you to act how they perceive you.

1289
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: Comedy is like a safe place for it's an every

1290
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 5: thing goes should be genre.

1291
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 3: And I would say this too.

1292
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: And I do some jokes in a specific order in

1293
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: my set where I make fun of dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes,

1294
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: And then I'll make a couple of comments about women.

1295
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like Hey, I watched you left with the

1296
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: guide jokes. You can't pick and choose.

1297
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 3: Oh, there's like a woman sitting there to them.

1298
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: And part of it is like I make a couple

1299
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: of man titty like I do the song about the

1300
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: man tits, and then one there's one song about the

1301
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: dude with a tiny dick, and then.

1302
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 3: I do a song.

1303
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: About fupahs and some women don't laugh. I'm like, you

1304
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: laughed at small dick, you laughed at jiggly titties. Dudes,

1305
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: you you can't pick and choose, right, either every jiggly

1306
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: body part is funny or none of them. But you

1307
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Speaker 1: can't laugh at my man's small dick and not laugh

1308
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: at your fupa Like that's there's no there's no line, right,

1309
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: And so I do that kind of stuff just to

1310
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Speaker 1: show people their ridiculousness. Now, you can't go on stage

1311
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Speaker 1: as a white dude and start dropping the N word and.

1312
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Speaker 3: That's not funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not so for the people who'll be like,

1314
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 1: they're ruining my jokes. No, if you're dropping the N word,

1315
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: then you don't get what we're.

1316
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Speaker 3: Saying, you know what I mean? Yeah, they don't love

1317
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: you because you can't say anymore.

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Speaker 1: You think America is going down the wrong Pathah, but

1319
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: to be able to make jokes we are different, Yo,

1320
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: you ask any black person. You know, white people and

1321
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: black people are exactly same, right? No, well that's what

1322
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: they want us to say, that we're all the same.

1323
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: Aren't we all the same?

1324
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Speaker 3: No? Culturally we're all fucking different. That's great, that's what

1325
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Speaker 3: make America great.

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Speaker 1: But because there's differences, we get too Pope fun of

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Speaker 1: those fucking.

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Speaker 3: Differences, right, Otherwise, if for all the same, there's nothing

1329
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 3: to make fun of it, that's the deal.

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Speaker 6: Like, I just don't understand we want at the base level,

1331
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 6: we're all the same.

1332
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: We're people, but we grew up different.

1333
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Speaker 1: We have different experiences, we have different histories, we grew

1334
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: up in different culturally. So there, we all are incredibly different.

1335
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Speaker 1: Why can't we poke fun of those differences?

1336
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Speaker 7: So?

1337
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 5: Has this has always been a thought process of yours?

1338
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 5: Or is it developed over time and learning more and

1339
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 5: being in the comedic world.

1340
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: Uh? Well, you know, I grew up in the three

1341
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 1: older brothers. I grew up in an era where there

1342
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: wasn't a whole lot of sensitivity. You know, even with

1343
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: the adults. I had a coach, a baseball coach at

1344
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: a very young age, and I didn't understand it until later.

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00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 3: He used to refer to he used to refer.

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Speaker 1: To the black kids on the other team as the

1347
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: skill players.

1348
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

1349
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: He was like, that team's got a lot of skill players.

1350
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,439
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't understand for a long time, Yeah,

1351
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: what's he talking about? And then finally my that was like, hey,

1352
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: don't don't refer to them as skill players.

1353
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 3: Oh your dad was. He was hip enough to understand that.

1354
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 3: My dad was straight up.

1355
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: He was like, yes, is just you know that's racist.

1356
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, but you grew I grew up

1357
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: on it. But people just I had a friend's dad

1358
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: who used to call me the Jew kid.

1359
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 3: Is the Jew kid coming up? And I was like,

1360
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 3: I'm here, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but that never seemed weird to me, just because

1362
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 6: that guy genuinely like that dude drove me to the

1363
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 6: hospital in a breakdown lane in his car at ninety

1364
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Speaker 6: miles an hour.

1365
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Speaker 1: He loved me like a son. Yeah, I was also

1366
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: the Jew kid from down the street. Sure it was

1367
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: not I knew the intent. Do you know what I

1368
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: mean like, no, I get what you're saying.

1369
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 3: I knew the intent. I one hundred percent and get

1370
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 3: what you're saying.

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01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 5: But we being a non Jewish, just regular white guy,

1372
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 5: it's like, I can't sit here and be like, yeah,

1373
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 5: absolutely no, you can't. We should refer everybody as the

1374
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 5: jew kid laugh at him saying yeah, no, I think

1375
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 5: it's I think it's funny. And I love the fact

1376
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 5: that you saw through what he how he saw you, and.

1377
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 3: But what he said. I like that.

1378
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: But now I'm sitting here with cameras and I can't

1379
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: go fuck get you know what I'm saying.

1380
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 3: But it's because the job another one.

1381
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: Here's the honest truth. The honest truth is, even at

1382
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: a young age, the word didn't the word didn't mean

1383
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: anything to me because his actions are what meant him

1384
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: to me. He fed me when I slept at the house.

1385
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 3: You know, he made my bed.

1386
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: He you know, he drove me to Little league practice,

1387
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: he drove me to the hospital.

1388
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 3: His actions showed me that he loved that. This dude

1389
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 3: loved me.

1390
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: When I used to go back home, he always when

1391
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: I when when his son was back home, he was like, hey,

1392
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: make sure Josh comes over wrong and to make sure

1393
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: you know, so you became Josh eventually when I got

1394
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: a little older, Yeah, I think that.

1395
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 3: Okay, well now you can just be Josh.

1396
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: But like that's it, Like I was smart enough to

1397
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: know this guy loves me, but he grew up in

1398
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: an error where that you kid, wasn't a bad thing

1399
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: to say, right, do you know what I mean? That

1400
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: wasn't a negative thing and I wasn't gonna penalize them.

1401
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 5: And it doesn't make it wrong or right based on

1402
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 5: the air they grew up, I think, because if you

1403
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 5: go back to slavery, it's like, I'm sure a lot

1404
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 5: of people probably here would have had slaves, but we

1405
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 5: wouldn't have known that it was wrong. Now that we

1406
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 5: know it was wrong, do you look back at him

1407
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 5: and do people think that guy's wrong for saying that?

1408
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: Interesting?

1409
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: You know, like when that stuff happened with Mike Vick

1410
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: And we have.

1411
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 3: A dog and we love dogs. I love dogs.

1412
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: But I know people who have grown up thinking that's

1413
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: an animal, right, that's an animal. And look, my grandmother,

1414
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: my mom's mom, this is not so far removed. If

1415
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: the dog was in the house, she wouldn't walk in.

1416
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: She was like, that's an animal who belongs outside. Put

1417
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,479
Speaker 1: it in the backyard. Really, I'm not in the house

1418
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: with the animal. Is she took it as an insult

1419
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: that you want me in the house with the animal.

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01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: That was just right.

1421
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have ever met people

1422
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: who grew up like that, fighting dogs and they don't

1423
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: see them as right. So as horrific and terrible to me.

1424
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: Obviously he deserved to be punished. But that's when you

1425
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: don't forgive people, You don't give them a chance to learn.

1426
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,439
Speaker 1: So everybody is deserved there is allowed their learning curve.

1427
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: You don't get judged on your mistake, man, You get

1428
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: judged on how you respond after your mistake. Are you

1429
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: the same asshole? Well then I got no love for you.

1430
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: Are you somebody like Mike Vick? Clearly who took all

1431
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: the classes, bro? He took he you know, he finally

1432
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: was allowed to get a dog for his daughter.

1433
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 3: Did you read that? They finally allowed him?

1434
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: This dude worked hard, So you're allowed to become a

1435
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: better person.

1436
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 5: So now that should be well you're saying, is now

1437
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 5: we should just move on from Mike.

1438
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 3: They doing the dog fights?

1439
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: Yo, he had You're allowed to become a better person.

1440
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 3: Right.

1441
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: And so if you grew up in an era or

1442
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: in an area where you're you're all the grown ups

1443
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: around you were saying terrible things about black people, your kid.

1444
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 3: You're going to believe what these grown ups.

1445
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 5: Said, You're probably well, you've been taught absolutely so. Now,

1446
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 5: so some guy in the sticks of Tennessee, just using

1447
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 5: Tennessee because we're in Tennessee, who you know, goes to

1448
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 5: a clan meeting or less less aggressive, you know, doesn't

1449
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 5: like the black kid across the street.

1450
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 3: Like that kid, his.

1451
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 5: Son is learning from him, or his daughter is learning

1452
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 5: from him. How did you teach that kid that that's

1453
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 5: not okay? Right, I'm listening to these two people, my parents.

1454
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 5: When you're a kid, your parents are superman. They they say, go.

1455
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: Is you tell me those black people the Mexicans are

1456
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: stilling your job. And I'm growing up with a fear

1457
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: of brown people. I'm gonna take that with me. Man,

1458
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: that's my experience.

1459
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 3: Now.

1460
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 1: I feel terrible for that kid. But that kid, and

1461
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: there's no excuse for behavior. And if you end up

1462
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: being racist person, or you end up being you know,

1463
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: hurting somebody else, you need to.

1464
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 3: Be punished, but then you also need to be allowed

1465
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 3: to learn, Yeah, and be forgiven.

1466
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: You know the best thing that happened with Nick Cannon.

1467
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: You know Nick Cannon sad that shit about Jews, and

1468
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: Julian Edelman was like, hey man, let me introduce you

1469
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: to some rabbis. That's the way instead of canceling people

1470
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: he's been Deshaun said something about Jewish people. Well yeah,

1471
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 1: he posted someone on a story that way, and but

1472
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: Edelman did it the right way. Man, I'm not shaming you.

1473
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: This is what you believe. I'm here to tell you.

1474
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to some people. So if you

1475
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: cancel them, if you cancel Nick Cannon, if you canceled

1476
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: DeShawn Jackson, you're pushing them even further into the wrong

1477
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: group of think that's what you do. Now, I'm gonna

1478
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: fucking dig in. You're canceling me. That must must be right.

1479
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: Instead of hey man, come here, let me put my

1480
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: arm around you and let me show you. This is

1481
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: a rabbi. You don't think the Holocaust is real? Tell them,

1482
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: Let me show you this number, let me show you

1483
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 1: where I've been.

1484
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 3: Let me bring you over to ost Fitz.

1485
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: All this stuff which teaches people, but you start to

1486
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: cancel them and then they're gonna that makes it stronger together,

1487
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: It just doesn't do it.

1488
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 5: Canceling kissling can do a lot more harm than good

1489
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 5: because then that person just goes away and they don't

1490
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 5: learn anything, just secluded, and then they get mad maybe

1491
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 5: at the thing that and they says something negative about

1492
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 5: if it was Jewish people or black people or whatever.

1493
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: And then the people who are like obviously as a

1494
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: lot of us are anti cancel culture. But then a

1495
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: lot of people are like see, and it makes their

1496
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: stances even stronger.

1497
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Speaker 3: They're trying us silence us, right right, and so that

1498
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 3: makes it because everyone has a platform now.

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Speaker 1: Yo, nothing makes you fight harder than when you think

1500
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: somebody is trying to take something that you have, no question.

1501
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 3: Right, So right, So the way do you want to

1502
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 3: motivate somebody.

1503
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: Tell them my money, I'm gonna take those guns, you are,

1504
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take those guns?

1505
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 3: Well, fuck it, I'm gonna fight for that.

1506
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: Take your freedom ape something that I already have. Man,

1507
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight for that. And so that's what that's

1508
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: the when you get the cancel thing instead of learning,

1509
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I don't know where did

1510
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: you grow up? Grew up in Arizona, an Arizona, and

1511
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: you grew up in Nebraska, Missouri, Missouri, so.

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01:06:55,040 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a shout up Missouri.

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01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 3: Though before we get back to shouting Missouri. God, Holy

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01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 3: Josh Wolf single hands only gets single handedly gets busted

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Speaker 3: with the boys canceled.

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Speaker 2: This episode Were Almost Married twelve hundred episodes.

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Speaker 3: God, that's funny. All right, here we go. Sort Clips

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Speaker 3: Back to the episode. That's that's the graphic.

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Speaker 1: This is like it's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy.

1549
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 3: You guys are lately.

1550
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1551
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you don't read period.

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01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh this has been my most my favorite anymore.

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01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 3: Thank Christ whichever one, sorry, which whichever one? We thank

1554
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 3: them when we were putting up there, putting them up there.

1555
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: Thanks man, than appreciate it. Oh damn. Yeah, that's so funny, dude.

1556
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 3: I'll be hey on your question though. I think, like

1557
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 3: you said, back in the day versus now, like canceling

1558
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 3: people were okay, well that's why we were still Oh wait,

1559
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 3: we were talking about Missouri.

1560
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 5: Well we're talking abut Missouri. We were talking abot how

1561
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 5: you're getting comfortable too with uh going to parties. And

1562
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,639
Speaker 5: then we transition and we were saying what I said

1563
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 5: that question, so go ahead, ticket.

1564
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,240
Speaker 3: I was just saying, like I feel like context matters too. Yeah,

1565
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like people are obviously digging

1566
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 3: way back in the day and trying to I guess,

1567
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 3: cancel people for stuff, you know, back then, whatever it was.

1568
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 3: I think like context matters a lot because again, like

1569
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 3: you know, you just don't know how people necessarily grew

1570
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,640
Speaker 3: up right wrong and different, Like it's just it's just

1571
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 3: what it is like, take myself from being a Missouri

1572
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,639
Speaker 3: boy growing up in a in a small town where

1573
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 3: it's predominantly white. Yea, you like, you just grow up

1574
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 3: in this bubble ask not like not understanding one else

1575
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 3: is out there. Going to Nebraska was a huge eye

1576
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 3: and eye opener for me. Some people will be like, oh, Nebraska, Like,

1577
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 3: you know, how's that is that much different? You know

1578
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,519
Speaker 3: what I mean? But being in a locker room with

1579
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 3: guys from ten California all over the place, you get

1580
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 3: a different perspective of what the world's like. Then every

1581
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 3: now and then you go home and you kind of

1582
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 3: just see the difference. And I won't say maturity, because

1583
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to disrespect you know, everybody I know

1584
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,719
Speaker 3: back in Missouri, but like, you just see the difference

1585
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 3: in opinions and perspectives. And then you go to d

1586
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 3: C on the Washington football team, and again you're now

1587
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 3: on the East Coast. You're in a city that is

1588
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 3: around the White House. Yeah, and again another locker room,

1589
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 3: you're meeting different people. You come to Tennessee, you're in

1590
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 3: another different locker room from different people. But and then

1591
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 3: the more you kind of trickle back and you go

1592
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 3: back home. You realize, like people are just in their

1593
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,840
Speaker 3: own bubbles. And these people in their own bubbles with

1594
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 3: their own thought processes and how they grew up and

1595
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,120
Speaker 3: how they know it to be. They have access to

1596
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 3: the same thing everyone. Everyone has access to a platform

1597
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 3: to like social media, to say their opinions. And then

1598
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 3: those people in that bubble that I go back to

1599
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 3: and you know, and you kind of just think, like

1600
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,720
Speaker 3: that's not reality. Like you know, you think what you want,

1601
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 3: but that's just not how shit is. Man. But you

1602
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 3: realize like they don't they don't know, they don't know

1603
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 3: no different, Like my Grandpa's really important to leave where

1604
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 3: your girl up really important. Like my grandpa, dude, my

1605
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:14,839
Speaker 3: grandpa he never left. The only time he left, uh

1606
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 3: de Loge was when he went to my dad's wedding

1607
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 3: in Kansas City. That was the only time he had

1608
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 3: ever left that part of Missouri. You know, my dad,

1609
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 3: he's still he's still around there. I'm not saying these

1610
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 3: are guys who are you have these APIs, but you're

1611
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 3: just you just realize, like you know, people have just

1612
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 3: are in these bubbles, and then you put them all,

1613
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 3: you put them all into a universal platform and it's

1614
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 3: just fucking people going at each other's stort all the time.

1615
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 1: It's hard not to and I'm I hate to feel

1616
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 1: like I'm giving them excuses, but it's hard not to

1617
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,880
Speaker 1: have that opinion when you're inner town where you're seeing

1618
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: the same people all the time, you're just passing that

1619
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,679
Speaker 1: same opinion back and forth.

1620
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 3: Right when you went to like I've been.

1621
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,600
Speaker 1: Obviously like you guys have traveled a lot, and you

1622
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 1: start to realize, Oh, this person who I was told

1623
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: was the enemy just wants the same thing out of

1624
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: their life that I want out of mind.

1625
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

1626
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: I want to raise my family. I want to live

1627
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,679
Speaker 1: in a safe neighborhood. I want to have some fun.

1628
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: I want to have a good job. You know, I

1629
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: don't watch my kids grow and how can I do that?

1630
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,599
Speaker 1: And that's it, Like how many in your town when

1631
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:17,960
Speaker 1: you grew up?

1632
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 3: How many gay guys? I mean, none that I know of?

1633
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 3: I mean one one, that one that I'm thinking of

1634
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 3: now that eventually came out, but but.

1635
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:31,840
Speaker 1: None really that I know of, Like, oh he hasn't yet, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1636
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: that's the next race.

1637
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's a huge thing to bring up too.

1638
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 3: Is that people, Yeah, like there just.

1639
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 5: Doing the same thing, bouncing around the same opinions that

1640
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 5: as I grew up a small town too, and it

1641
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 5: literally is the same exact things. Then people that don't

1642
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 5: leave you go back and it's like they're still bouncing

1643
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 5: around the same opinions. Yes, and then they you go

1644
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 5: back and I can literally tell you verbating what they're

1645
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,599
Speaker 5: going to say about this political stance.

1646
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,679
Speaker 3: And they go and I sit there and I listen

1647
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 3: to him like yeah, well you know, yeah, it's just

1648
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 3: read the room and understand like if you can have

1649
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 3: enough empathy to get in the conversation or just be like,

1650
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 3: you know, there's no like I just need to I

1651
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 3: just get quiet. I used to.

1652
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 5: I used to try to say something mono. I just

1653
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,679
Speaker 5: I literally just like, all right, we're in a locker

1654
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 5: room with people from every different walk from grow everywhere, right, so,

1655
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 5: and and you have to take into account how other

1656
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 5: people grow up.

1657
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, here's the deal.

1658
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 1: Just people who want to have a life like everyone else. Right, Yeah,

1659
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 1: you have to travel. I think you have.

1660
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 3: It's important to do for sure. We're lucky.

1661
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,680
Speaker 5: Especially like it's like even if it's just the same country. Yes,

1662
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,400
Speaker 5: go as far in one direction as possible and then

1663
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 5: go the other way. You know what I'm saying, because

1664
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 5: you're gonna see.

1665
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 1: You know, I tell people all the time when I'm

1666
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: on stage, like and I obviously I perform in front

1667
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: of in red states and blue states, and you know

1668
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 1: I'll always get especially now, there's always somebody who's gonna

1669
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 1: say something now on whatever side. And what I say

1670
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: all the time is, hey, I know you guys think

1671
01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: that California or Alabama or whatever real different. But from

1672
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,760
Speaker 1: where I'm standing, all of you look exactly the same,

1673
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: right I know you all think you're different. We're California

1674
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 1: or where Alabama. I'm telling you right now, you're all

1675
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: exactly the same.

1676
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,519
Speaker 5: Do you notice a difference in lefts? Do you know what, Joe?

1677
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,879
Speaker 5: Do you see how jokes it differently in certain areas?

1678
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 3: Yes? Really, yeah, you know what I used to. That's

1679
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 3: I could see that for sure.

1680
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: For me, used to more because when people didn't know

1681
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: who I was as much, it was more of a

1682
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,760
Speaker 1: random crowd. So now the people who are coming are

1683
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: coming to see me, they're fans, they get it. Yeah,

1684
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: But there were some states that I would tell my

1685
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: weed jokes and they were just like, we don't do

1686
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,680
Speaker 1: that here.

1687
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 3: No.

1688
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: And I remember taking not here on stage, Yeah, not here, man,

1689
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 1: But I would take an edible on stage in some places.

1690
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 3: The manager come after, don't do that ever again.

1691
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: Really, I'm like yeah, and he goes, first of all,

1692
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,479
Speaker 1: I don't condone that, but second of all, you could

1693
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 1: get cuffed, walked out of here, cuffed, like we can't

1694
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,040
Speaker 1: have that ship.

1695
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1696
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,479
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, if the cops coming, it'll

1697
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:54,679
Speaker 1: be the best thing that ever happen in my career.

1698
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna keep doing it.

1699
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Where you invited back?

1700
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, no question. That's money in their pocket. They

1701
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,639
Speaker 1: don't give a really what you do. And you don't

1702
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 1: think yourself, Hey, we're not gonna come back here. But

1703
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,680
Speaker 1: you're just thinking there's some clubs I don't I will

1704
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: never go back. You personally, you make the choice not

1705
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 1: to go never go back.

1706
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 3: Can we say who? No, I'm not like, I'm not

1707
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,639
Speaker 3: a that's not my thing. A vicious persons person. That's

1708
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 3: a new word. That's fun. Here's what if your club.

1709
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 1: If your club is questionable for me, and you don't

1710
01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: have a bathroom in the green room, so I have

1711
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 1: to walk through the audience to take a ship. I'm

1712
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: probably not gonna go back. Oh really, I can't ship

1713
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 1: in the general pop bathroom because people are not gonna do.

1714
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 1: They watch me walk in and they're like, you shitting

1715
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: in there? I'm like, obviously, broah, door's closed for a reason.

1716
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 1: But can you And when people are asking questions, you're

1717
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 1: gonna do that joke tonight, the Bachelor party joke.

1718
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know, man, you.

1719
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:50,680
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

1720
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 3: Like when you just sit down, Hey, when you just

1721
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 3: sit down and you hear the door get you God

1722
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 3: damn you guys say occupy.

1723
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,280
Speaker 1: Tell me is there a worse feeling the then sitting

1724
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: down on a public toilet seat that's warm.

1725
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 3: Isn't that one for me? It's like, oh, I you

1726
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna play Devil's advocate. I think it's

1727
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:19,120
Speaker 3: kind of nice. Hot take your missouri is showing when

1728
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 3: you walk in after somebody and if they cleaned up

1729
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 3: the toilet, Like I hate walking in and somebody skis

1730
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,360
Speaker 3: have got drips on the fucking stool or something that

1731
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:31,880
Speaker 3: the toilet papers. We can kind of see like where

1732
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 3: the Yeah, where the crack is kind of sweated on

1733
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 3: it or something like that. You know, a couple of

1734
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 3: pubeasts or something. Yeah, out of the pup. Just discuss

1735
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 3: people balled in the pubic region. No, I don't think

1736
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 3: they know.

1737
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: Like on the crack if you have a hairy crack, yeah,

1738
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: like your ass crack. Yeah, yeah, those hairs fall out. Yeah,

1739
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 1: you never left the hair on. I don't, well, I never.

1740
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm not big on. He's got a clean tush. You

1741
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: don't check he's got a clean tush. But when I did, yeah,

1742
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 1: but I've never seen a hair in it. But when

1743
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:57,040
Speaker 1: you flush, you.

1744
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,120
Speaker 3: Don't turn around, like I'll sit there and just wipe

1745
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 3: the because you know who overs next and all. You know,

1746
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 3: I just I hate that dude. But when I walk in,

1747
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 3: let's hold on, you'll go ahead, check your ship. You

1748
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,760
Speaker 3: don't look at Oh he's affected by that.

1749
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,759
Speaker 5: Now look at my ship, or look at what I've wiped,

1750
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 5: because I look at what I wiped.

1751
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 3: Obviously, you don't look at your poop after you poop.

1752
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 3: Depends on the poop.

1753
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,439
Speaker 5: Now, if it's something that I'm grutting going through it,

1754
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, wow, little sweat some people go through this, yeah,

1755
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 5: you know a lot like that's what I look like

1756
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:21,680
Speaker 5: and be like, holy shit, you know, but if it

1757
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:26,320
Speaker 5: feels like rout, you don't look no, do you?

1758
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? Everything I check every will and I don't

1759
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,120
Speaker 3: see eye a lot.

1760
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: When when it comes out to when it comes to Etiquete,

1761
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: the website brown and thick, what was it called brown around?

1762
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah, our etiquette is a little different.

1763
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:41,720
Speaker 2: Let's go.

1764
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,600
Speaker 3: But I'll clean it down because I hate when I

1765
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,519
Speaker 3: see anything like that. But if the toilet is still

1766
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,320
Speaker 3: well maintained and I sit down and I don't know

1767
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 3: if he took a ship or not. But when I

1768
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:50,880
Speaker 3: sit down and there's a little bit of warmth, I'm like,

1769
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:51,800
Speaker 3: it's kind of nice.

1770
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: What else is he doing? He's not taking a ship.

1771
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 1: Sitting down?

1772
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying I could have came in after him

1773
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 3: and he just peeded. But I'll know if he should

1774
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 3: because I said, I don't know anybody it sits down

1775
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 3: at a pee in a gen Pop bathroom, you don't

1776
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 3: high a lot. I'm jump out again in the mornings

1777
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,880
Speaker 3: when I just wake up. Absolutely I can't. My legs can.

1778
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 3: But you're you're You're all from a lot higher up

1779
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 3: than I. I'll sit down.

1780
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 5: It's a lot and it kind of spades like this

1781
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,679
Speaker 5: is so so big.

1782
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 3: Pe guy, I dribble a lot in the morning.

1783
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,599
Speaker 1: Well, you've had since thirty, you've had some issues. Yeah,

1784
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,719
Speaker 1: since thirty, I've had. You been a dribbler since thirty.

1785
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 1: Not like a dribbler, but.

1786
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 3: The slight the slight stream like stays like I'll be

1787
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 3: in there and I'll just start giggling because I know

1788
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:35,519
Speaker 3: can hear it? You know what I mean? And I've

1789
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,040
Speaker 3: been paying for like fucking two minutes.

1790
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,679
Speaker 1: I will tell you at my age, when I put

1791
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,559
Speaker 1: these pants on, these particular pants, I have to think

1792
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 1: to myself, all right, I'm probably gonna have to not

1793
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 1: pee for a little while because there's gonna be some

1794
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 1: extra that comes out. These pants come through jeans, no problem,

1795
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: but these pants, I got to plan my peas.

1796
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:58,439
Speaker 5: There's the light colored non denim. Yeah, little dribble underwear

1797
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:00,599
Speaker 5: guy at all. And so when I have a lighter

1798
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:04,080
Speaker 5: colored pantson, take at dad ahead.

1799
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,320
Speaker 3: You never like chafe? No, we got the thighs, you

1800
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like my thighs will kind of

1801
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 3: rub to where I'll like, I'll chafe a little bit,

1802
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 3: and I'm just I need my underwear. I don't really

1803
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,479
Speaker 3: those things are these don't We're right off with each other.

1804
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,480
Speaker 3: We need hey, we need the Medes, we need Mendes.

1805
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,920
Speaker 1: I'll sell out for some o you know what else?

1806
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 1: What the mac Weldon's those mac Weldon.

1807
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 3: Great underwear, the best. Lululemon's pretty good. Are they comfortable?

1808
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 3: They're very comfortable, little tighten the hips for me, I

1809
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 3: don't like that where they squeeze a little bit around

1810
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 3: the waist in the back, and I don't think. I

1811
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 3: don't think too much because I'm big on that too,

1812
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 3: because I you know, you get a little muffin top. Yeah,

1813
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 3: I think they're kind of nice. They're kind of I

1814
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,320
Speaker 3: think elastic, supportive but not restricting. Does you girl like them? Yeah?

1815
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 3: She likes them. Yeah.

1816
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,640
Speaker 5: Doesn't lou Lemon not have the little we can like?

1817
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, there's the there's the pouch and.

1818
01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 3: Then oh no, I don't. I don't use is that

1819
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:00,000
Speaker 3: what you use me?

1820
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:00,160
Speaker 1: You?

1821
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:00,720
Speaker 4: Oh?

1822
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 5: I I'm like the Chappelle skit, do you I just

1823
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 5: like to put my piece through the hole a little

1824
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:05,599
Speaker 5: and I kind.

1825
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 3: Of you're so different in the bathroom and I've never

1826
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 3: used that. I like, I like I pushed, I pushed

1827
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,280
Speaker 3: my underword or my breech down, and I you know,

1828
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 3: really when you were.

1829
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:16,639
Speaker 5: In elementary school and like you'd walk in the kid

1830
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,120
Speaker 5: have his pants, You're just like kind of like really.

1831
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 3: But that's but oh, you know, I was like, what

1832
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 3: do you do your pants? You guys?

1833
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 5: Would you you people would dude, not the Jewish thing,

1834
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 5: because they're all.

1835
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 3: It's not the Jewish. Damn.

1836
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm over here, I'm in a balancing It's so crazy.

1837
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,400
Speaker 3: We had a blind kid that would do with the

1838
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,360
Speaker 3: pants down, swear to God, and you would step in

1839
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 3: and you kind of like, did you in high school?

1840
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 3: Can help everything going on?

1841
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:49,200
Speaker 2: Right?

1842
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1843
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:51,840
Speaker 3: Because I can see it doesn't look great?

1844
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:56,280
Speaker 1: Did you we've our high school basketball team, we played

1845
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,640
Speaker 1: a deaf team. Did you guys ever play like a

1846
01:21:58,760 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 1: deaf school.

1847
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 3: Or anything like that? And you sports? No, I don't think.

1848
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:04,839
Speaker 1: So we played a deaf basketball team and it was

1849
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,360
Speaker 1: it was fascinating.

1850
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,480
Speaker 3: I grew up in Massachusetts.

1851
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 1: Was fascinating because they obviously played through the whistle, right,

1852
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:12,639
Speaker 1: and so.

1853
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, And so you know what

1854
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:19,840
Speaker 3: I'm saying. They they they so they had.

1855
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,720
Speaker 1: To wait for you know what I mean, like we

1856
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: would stop at the whistle and then our coach them

1857
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: twice but the stuff, and they played through the whistle

1858
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:32,759
Speaker 1: because other teams would stop when there was a whistle

1859
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:36,240
Speaker 1: and then they would and take the ball. Right, So

1860
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 1: they so they played through the whistle. God, hey, but

1861
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: but uh but yeah, but I can't. I mean, watching

1862
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:43,799
Speaker 1: a blind guy pee, I can't.

1863
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hey man, it's a sink.

1864
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you're still in the costroom. You know that,

1865
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: right is the desk?

1866
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 3: So oh god, I think he's rubbed off on me

1867
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,400
Speaker 3: into like it's just tough. I want to go back

1868
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:57,800
Speaker 3: to the you people think I make his year old.

1869
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's laughs or going on.

1870
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,200
Speaker 1: The best thing about being a comic for me is

1871
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 1: just this is that I feel, I honestly like if

1872
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:09,519
Speaker 1: I think of anything, it's I'm a pretty tame I

1873
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:13,120
Speaker 1: might poke around a little bit, but like the most

1874
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:17,640
Speaker 1: people in most jobs just feel so constricted is what

1875
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:21,800
Speaker 1: they're allowed to say, even in jokes, even in like

1876
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:24,439
Speaker 1: when you say you people that didn't even make me.

1877
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,839
Speaker 1: We've been we've it's already in context, right, We've already

1878
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:29,840
Speaker 1: been joking about it, So for you to joke with

1879
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,400
Speaker 1: me back about it seems like what we're supposed to do.

1880
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,599
Speaker 1: And one of the reasons that I do it, especially

1881
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:39,799
Speaker 1: with jew stuff, is I don't look you obviously shouldn't

1882
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 1: be walking down on the street being like, eh, you

1883
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,960
Speaker 1: know jew, you know what I mean, But I want.

1884
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,639
Speaker 3: You to feel you know what I'm saying. Let's refer

1885
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 3: to Jimmy world. He's Jewish Jewish.

1886
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:54,759
Speaker 1: But like for for for this conversation, I feel okay

1887
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: with people being comfortable enough to joke with me because

1888
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: that's how I grew up.

1889
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,400
Speaker 3: Man, I grew up. I grew up. If you didn't

1890
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 3: make fun of me, we didn't like each other. That's how.

1891
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,599
Speaker 5: That's a lot how my my friendships are good. When

1892
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 5: I'm almost verbally if you see them, you know, yes,

1893
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 5: look you.

1894
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 3: He's probably one of the most disrespectful people, but you

1895
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,800
Speaker 3: know what, you don't people have to pull this side

1896
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,479
Speaker 3: and people I'm uncomfortable with too. Yeah, if if I

1897
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:22,160
Speaker 3: don't wantly.

1898
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 1: Amazing and that's it, lay around with each other.

1899
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:32,719
Speaker 3: You know too. I think like we we we would

1900
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,640
Speaker 3: agree with that, it's like when you sit here and

1901
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 3: you do all these kinds of jokes and you do

1902
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,160
Speaker 3: all these different things. Like we also like live in

1903
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 3: a certain world where you just know people are out

1904
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:45,320
Speaker 3: for certain headlines and stuff. Because when when you're playing football,

1905
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,400
Speaker 3: you're playing a sport, like you just know there's there's

1906
01:24:47,439 --> 01:24:50,080
Speaker 3: just journalists and stuff that's trying to create waves out there.

1907
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 3: So you know, I feel like that it comes from

1908
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,639
Speaker 3: a place of being nervous like that. For that as well.

1909
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:58,960
Speaker 1: Well, there are people for sure who want to find

1910
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 1: somebody to cancel, like almost like a badge of I

1911
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,519
Speaker 1: want to fail. Yeah, they just want there. I think

1912
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,960
Speaker 1: a lot more people are like that than not.

1913
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 3: I agree you.

1914
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,600
Speaker 5: Well, if you live your life in mediocrity and you

1915
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,920
Speaker 5: see somebody excelling, the last thing that makes you feel

1916
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,519
Speaker 5: bad about yourself is you're living in mediocrity doing the nine,

1917
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 5: you're doing the basics, you're doing the bare minimum, and

1918
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,320
Speaker 5: then you see somebody doing great, it's like, why, well

1919
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,040
Speaker 5: fuck him, why is he doing so great?

1920
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 3: Let me find something, you.

1921
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:26,479
Speaker 5: Know, And then when there's something back up bout that

1922
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,800
Speaker 5: person comes out goes see see I knew it. I

1923
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 5: knew it, you know, yeah, not especially with athletes, dudes

1924
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:38,200
Speaker 5: with athletes, because most guys grew up or playing sport,

1925
01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:40,679
Speaker 5: wanted to play sports, wanting to do play a game,

1926
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 5: play this game that I love for a living, and

1927
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,160
Speaker 5: so to watch somebody else do it and then makes

1928
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:48,160
Speaker 5: me laugh like that dude's a scrub. I'm like, he's

1929
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,080
Speaker 5: at one percent of the people, right, ever, Lace put

1930
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:54,519
Speaker 5: cleats on you, scrub, Like, do you ever have you

1931
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 5: ever watched online people playing? You know, Bryan Scalabrini, the

1932
01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:03,760
Speaker 5: basketball player. So, Brian Scalabrini, red hair, six eight, six',

1933
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:07,280
Speaker 5: nine looks like the most unathletic anathletic person of all.

1934
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:09,760
Speaker 5: Time he used to play, right he played ten, years

1935
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:12,360
Speaker 5: okay ten years in the league and just they're just

1936
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:13,360
Speaker 5: people challenging him all the.

1937
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:13,960
Speaker 3: Time scroll.

1938
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,720
Speaker 1: Bucket he's the twelfth man on AN nba. Bench he

1939
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,680
Speaker 1: could beat. Anybody he plays.

1940
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 3: Guys one on. ONE i think.

1941
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:26,720
Speaker 1: Some of these oh he he, look he's calling out

1942
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:31,400
Speaker 1: A nba player this he's, right he thinks he's gonna

1943
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 1: beat this dude and he just calls out AN nba.

1944
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:42,679
Speaker 1: LEGEND i love that he wrecks. People so they're gonna.

1945
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 1: Be they're playing for the. Shoes look a look at The.

1946
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 1: Scalabrini you, know this kid's, Like i'm gonna look at

1947
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:50,599
Speaker 1: this fat Redheaded oh DID i just block your?

1948
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:54,640
Speaker 3: Shot he's just casually playing? Too? Yeah oh DID i

1949
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:55,960
Speaker 3: bother you? Up are you? Tiny?

1950
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 2: Boy?

1951
01:26:56,640 --> 01:27:02,720
Speaker 3: Look? Look look this is. Wild oh it's. Not it's

1952
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:03,640
Speaker 3: and this guy is.

1953
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 1: Not does he look like he's? Chills you, know it

1954
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 1: would been great if he had just not even.

1955
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 3: Laced up his. Shoes he started to get. Him it's,

1956
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:15,679
Speaker 3: OVER i know it. Is it's always.

1957
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:20,680
Speaker 1: Interesting elite, ATHLETE i, mean forget the way he. Looks elite. Athlete.

1958
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,040
Speaker 3: Eleven oh oh my.

1959
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:26,160
Speaker 1: God but basketball is one of the coolet sports to

1960
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,800
Speaker 1: be good at, Too, yes because you.

1961
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:29,600
Speaker 3: Can you can do it. Anywhere you can pull up

1962
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,240
Speaker 3: anywhere and just be.

1963
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: Dominant football'll be all, right let, ME i guess warm.

1964
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,400
Speaker 3: Up see in three, weeks let me get let me

1965
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,880
Speaker 3: get my. Shoes as a, linebacker when you're like getting,

1966
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,639
Speaker 3: older there's not running back to a good sport sports

1967
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 3: second best. Sport, Uh i'll say it was growing up

1968
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:44,679
Speaker 3: was probably.

1969
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Baseball and did you and what posions did you play in,

1970
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 1: baseball first, base center. FIELD i played center field.

1971
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 3: Too, hey center center boys, boys nice.

1972
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,680
Speaker 1: Way fella's very small college, baseball did you you know

1973
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,000
Speaker 1: Those you know the type of school Where division one

1974
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 1: everybody's a five, tool and the SCHOOL i went, to

1975
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 1: everybody was a three. Tool we had some three of,

1976
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,280
Speaker 1: them but nobody had five out of. Five, yeah like

1977
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,840
Speaker 1: the guy's playing first base on my. Team i'm sure

1978
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 1: you grew up with these. Guys he was like five,

1979
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 1: ten built like a, fire like a like a fire,

1980
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,960
Speaker 1: hydrant and he had the quickest hands in the. World

1981
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,160
Speaker 1: could hit, anything but he couldn't run from home plate

1982
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 1: the second.

1983
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 3: Know WHAT i? Mean, Yeah, yeah he couldn't do.

1984
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: It and when he was playing first don't throw it

1985
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:23,439
Speaker 1: in the dirt because he couldn't bend.

1986
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:26,000
Speaker 3: Over, yeah we called. Him we called Him maytag. Exactly

1987
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:28,400
Speaker 3: he would run the, Bases Eli skaggs shout out the,

1988
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:31,400
Speaker 3: boy but they'd, yell mateg come, on, mate because he

1989
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,920
Speaker 3: run like he had a fridge on his. Back but

1990
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,960
Speaker 3: he could, Hit he could, fun he could do all of, it,

1991
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,840
Speaker 3: bro but just couldn't pitch in first.

1992
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: Base, yeah but couldn't bend. Over the, School, yeah it couldn't. Run, yeah,

1993
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:42,679
Speaker 1: Man so for, ME i could.

1994
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:43,640
Speaker 3: RUN i.

1995
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 1: Could if you in the, OUTFIELD i was gonna chase it.

1996
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:47,280
Speaker 1: Down if it was in the, AIR i was gonna

1997
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:47,599
Speaker 1: go get.

1998
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:47,720
Speaker 7: It.

1999
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:52,519
Speaker 1: YEAH i couldn't. THROW i could not throw at the.

2000
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:56,679
Speaker 1: TIME i had a crazy. Mullet just always a second reference.

2001
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,960
Speaker 3: Spent how old are? You? THEN i was in, College

2002
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:02,960
Speaker 3: SO i was twenty.

2003
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:06,400
Speaker 1: So, fifteen the first on this kind of. Stage i'm

2004
01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:09,320
Speaker 1: no quitter and ahead of. Boy, yeah and uh this

2005
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:12,280
Speaker 1: uh oh, man my best the best HECKLE i ever.

2006
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:14,360
Speaker 1: Heard he got my. Coach my coach was a guy

2007
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 1: named what was his first?

2008
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 3: Name damn, It Coach.

2009
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,200
Speaker 1: Brown, anyways he played AT usc With jack Del rio

2010
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,479
Speaker 1: as a, linebacker but he also played in The dodgers

2011
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,080
Speaker 1: farm system With. Piazza this dude was a, stud but

2012
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,840
Speaker 1: he got he was ahead Of. Piazza he got in

2013
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:31,760
Speaker 1: a car accident and crushed both of his feet and

2014
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:35,000
Speaker 1: never played. Again so but he so he was a

2015
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,360
Speaker 1: little heavier and we were playing.

2016
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:38,000
Speaker 3: Once you, know.

2017
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:41,439
Speaker 1: Baseball to, me the baseball bench is the funniest. Bench

2018
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,280
Speaker 1: sitting down on those, benches he went in between innings

2019
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 1: like this is the funny.

2020
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:47,320
Speaker 3: Good it's a good right.

2021
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:49,840
Speaker 1: Time but this my coach starts to meet and he

2022
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:51,400
Speaker 1: lamps a little bit because of his feet and he's

2023
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:53,960
Speaker 1: ended up being a big. Dude and somebody from the

2024
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:57,280
Speaker 1: the heckle from the other bench was he's walking up

2025
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:59,160
Speaker 1: to the mountain and you just see it from the other. Bench,

2026
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,640
Speaker 1: hey sit, out, coach but your fries aren't ready, yet

2027
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:03,639
Speaker 1: and that's.

2028
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 3: Tough we. Do our whole patch was, like.

2029
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 2: Oh, no like how we look at this dude?

2030
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable you're, Good let's still listen to.

2031
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 1: Him our picture put his face in his glove like

2032
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:20,480
Speaker 1: this because.

2033
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 3: He's walking out to talk to.

2034
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 1: Him it was but but they that whole series that

2035
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:28,000
Speaker 1: it was in a way series that their fans called

2036
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:32,839
Speaker 1: me share my hair was super, like, beautiful flowy and beautiful.

2037
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:35,680
Speaker 1: Standing why don't you bring it? BACK i think you

2038
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:38,160
Speaker 1: can have one right. Now my wife is not one

2039
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,639
Speaker 1: hundred percent on board for. THAT i Think i'm gonna

2040
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:41,559
Speaker 1: try with for the pubes.

2041
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,479
Speaker 3: First the sure let us let us know that. Goes

2042
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,000
Speaker 3: men the fuck?

2043
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 1: Up Oh i'll take a, Picture i'll talk and take

2044
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:50,559
Speaker 1: a picture absolutely or, don't, don't whatever you.

2045
01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 3: Want we're not there for the. Dick we're there for

2046
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:54,280
Speaker 3: you know What i'm.

2047
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:57,479
Speaker 1: Saying, yeah we're looking past the, dick like the screen,

2048
01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:59,160
Speaker 1: door just looking through. It you know What i'm, Saying,

2049
01:30:59,479 --> 01:31:01,840
Speaker 1: yeah look past throw it off for you got?

2050
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:04,160
Speaker 3: It what good? Deal and this has been a.

2051
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 1: Blast, yeah, listen are you guys gonna On june third

2052
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:12,400
Speaker 1: here In nashville that show you? Saw, yeah So i'm

2053
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:17,360
Speaker 1: recording my very first comedy music. Special so it'll be

2054
01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:20,840
Speaker 1: like usually on the Road Zanies june, Third, well tickets

2055
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 1: are already flying if you guys want to, come, obviously

2056
01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 1: you guys and you guys are. Listening june, third two

2057
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,400
Speaker 1: shows at, night gonna have crazy special guests coming. Down

2058
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:32,559
Speaker 1: but like it is gonna be. It you know how

2059
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,799
Speaker 1: crazy that show. Is it's a lot of moving, parts

2060
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,240
Speaker 1: it's a lot of, improv a lot of just.

2061
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 3: People joking the.

2062
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:42,519
Speaker 1: Stage it's a good. Time but it's very first music.

2063
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:45,880
Speaker 1: Special two, shows one night. Only those tickets will go.

2064
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,920
Speaker 1: Fast so his, anies he.

2065
01:31:48,439 --> 01:31:52,320
Speaker 3: Takes he has somebody random that they'll give five minutes

2066
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:55,559
Speaker 3: to and they'll do five minute. Jokes kid with the oversize.

2067
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:58,160
Speaker 3: Suit he was pretty. Funny he was solid, actually but

2068
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,920
Speaker 3: they the kid knows he was gonna have five. Minutes,

2069
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,000
Speaker 3: yeah they just they give him five. Minutes he goes,

2070
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 3: out they tell his jokes and whether he bombs or,

2071
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,599
Speaker 3: not like, it they're his. Jokes and then he they

2072
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,680
Speaker 3: come out later and they basically walk him through the

2073
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,920
Speaker 3: same set of, jokes making fun of, him like chirping.

2074
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:14,720
Speaker 3: Him it's it's, fun what? Happened making him feel good and.

2075
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:15,639
Speaker 3: Comfortable he does.

2076
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:18,120
Speaker 1: This five, Minutes me and two other comics take him.

2077
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:22,080
Speaker 1: Backstage we rewrite his. Act, huh we put new jokes in,

2078
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,000
Speaker 1: there and then we Go we send him back on

2079
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:26,000
Speaker 1: stage to do a. Set but if he sucks up the,

2080
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:29,680
Speaker 1: jokes we're behind. Him, oh murder them or help him

2081
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:33,559
Speaker 1: like they do both the way. Right we were laughing with.

2082
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,840
Speaker 1: Him but but LIKE i always tell, Them i'm, like

2083
01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:39,080
Speaker 1: this is the hardest gig. Set not only is this

2084
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:42,360
Speaker 1: your first, set but now three professional comics are gonna

2085
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,599
Speaker 1: rewrite your. Act you're gonna have to remember those new,

2086
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:47,800
Speaker 1: jokes stand back in front of that at that that,

2087
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:49,880
Speaker 1: crowd and we're gonna be behind, you no.

2088
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,519
Speaker 3: Pressure but it's it is so damn, fun, man it's.

2089
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,160
Speaker 3: Fun but that are you gonna they were. Asking they,

2090
01:32:57,160 --> 01:33:00,599
Speaker 3: were LIKE i, said he, did like If i'm If

2091
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:03,880
Speaker 3: i'm loopy and stuff, LIKE i MIGHT i would think about.

2092
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:05,800
Speaker 3: It BUT i was asked right WHEN i got in,

2093
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:06,360
Speaker 3: there which.

2094
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,200
Speaker 1: One of these guys would either one of them do.

2095
01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:11,160
Speaker 3: IT i don't know would they would you guys Do

2096
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:15,600
Speaker 3: i'm not, sure but like they said, SOMETHING i was, like,

2097
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:19,040
Speaker 3: oh hell, no shold up right. Away like they opened

2098
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 3: the door and you looked at the stage and you

2099
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:23,080
Speaker 3: saw the light and you're just Like you're, like why.

2100
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,439
Speaker 3: Not it's just like And i'm, like, no it's not

2101
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:26,439
Speaker 3: like we're on a, bus no one's around. Us we're

2102
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:28,400
Speaker 3: not performing in front of. People we get to kind

2103
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:30,200
Speaker 3: of do our own. Thing because they want us to

2104
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:31,720
Speaker 3: do bust with the. Boys they want us to do

2105
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,400
Speaker 3: like a podcast, show a live show over. There oh,

2106
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:36,920
Speaker 3: yeah we. BOMB i think it'd be fun, though if

2107
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 3: we if we had a, comedian, yeah, yeah remember when we, said,

2108
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:44,040
Speaker 3: uh between two, Athletes yeah that's fun instead of between two.

2109
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:46,559
Speaker 3: Farms yeah you picked that. UP i like, that, yeah

2110
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,639
Speaker 3: very very. Quick if we could have like camera count

2111
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 3: or somebody sitting and kind of do it with, us,

2112
01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:54,000
Speaker 3: YEAH i think it'd be. Cool but not LIKE i

2113
01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:59,960
Speaker 3: wouldn't do. IT i, MISSED i missed the LAST i miss.

2114
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:06,640
Speaker 1: You, YEAH i think it'd be fun if either one

2115
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:07,479
Speaker 1: of you guys want to do.

2116
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:10,160
Speaker 3: It IT'S i Figured taylor would be good at it

2117
01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:12,200
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i TAKE i Take taylor. About he's, LIKE i

2118
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 3: don't THINK i do. EITHER i think without any. Preparation,

2119
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:20,240
Speaker 3: No Jelly jelly's doing. It jelly's pretty, funny. Dude Jelly

2120
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:22,080
Speaker 3: jelly was on stage and he was. Funny he's not

2121
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:24,240
Speaker 3: doing it this, Time he's going to do it next.

2122
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:27,240
Speaker 3: Time so this time we already got somebody who's coming.

2123
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,519
Speaker 3: Down he and this is WHEN i know it's gonna be.

2124
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:33,200
Speaker 1: Good when they're over, Confident i'm, like, oh you're gonna eat.

2125
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 3: Dicks great to see you eat. Dicks that's an, appetizer King.

2126
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 3: Knife that has got to be the hardest thing to get,

2127
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 3: over is Like i'm going to bomb in front of these.

2128
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:48,000
Speaker 5: People, Probably, yeah that's probably the hardest to get. Over

2129
01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,559
Speaker 5: what was like when you first? Bumped, WELL i know

2130
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,720
Speaker 5: we gotta. GO i know where this podcast.

2131
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 1: Is, done BUT i want to hear, WELL i will

2132
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:56,360
Speaker 1: tell you if you. Don't if you're not okay with,

2133
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:59,840
Speaker 1: bombing don't become a. Comic, yeah that's, it like you

2134
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:02,680
Speaker 1: have the first TIME i, bombed, DUDE i, bombed so.

2135
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 1: OKAY i my first three times to a stand Up

2136
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,200
Speaker 1: i'm like this stand up shit is. Easy i'm.

2137
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 3: Crushing.

2138
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:12,759
Speaker 1: Yeah and then the fourth TIME i won a comedy,

2139
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,880
Speaker 1: Competition i'm, like come, on, man Like i'm. Ready and

2140
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:19,760
Speaker 1: SO i was In San, Antonio texas at the, time

2141
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,639
Speaker 1: going to, college AND i got a phone call and

2142
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,960
Speaker 1: it was, like, hey you won that comedy competition last.

2143
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:28,160
Speaker 1: Night this was ninety. Three do you want to open

2144
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: For Sam? Kennison AND i was, like, now do you

2145
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:33,920
Speaker 1: guys know who's saying, Yes i'm gonna tell you. Something

2146
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:36,680
Speaker 1: Sam kennison is the first COMIC i ever, watched AND i,

2147
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:40,840
Speaker 1: thought are we allowed to say shit like? This Sam

2148
01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:45,120
Speaker 1: kennison said things and his delivery for me my comedy,

2149
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:46,760
Speaker 1: hero that's my. Guy, YEAH i know ALL i.

2150
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,639
Speaker 3: Got and it was the first, guy first guy WHERE

2151
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:51,080
Speaker 3: i was, like what the fuck is? Happening?

2152
01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah and he was a rock and roll. Comic he

2153
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,960
Speaker 1: played in rock and roll. Venues he was he played

2154
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 1: it in the Last he had a band come up

2155
01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: and played Wild thing and just he played, guitar crushed,

2156
01:36:02,439 --> 01:36:06,840
Speaker 1: it and his fans were rock and, rollers and his

2157
01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:09,519
Speaker 1: opener's dad had gotten sick and had to peel off the,

2158
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:11,720
Speaker 1: tour and he was, like, hey send the dude who

2159
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:16,720
Speaker 1: won the comedy. Competition SO i was, like, COOL i

2160
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,240
Speaker 1: had at least three and a half four minutes material

2161
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:22,120
Speaker 1: WHEN i got. There they're, like so just just do

2162
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:22,559
Speaker 1: like twenty.

2163
01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:26,400
Speaker 3: Five And i'm, like now this is this is you,

2164
01:36:26,439 --> 01:36:28,519
Speaker 3: know this is like the fifth Time i'm uncomfortable right.

2165
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:30,879
Speaker 3: Now this is the fifth TIME i was ever on. Stage.

2166
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, NOW i ALSO i was a little fashion wise

2167
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:37,439
Speaker 1: confused back, Then SO i no.

2168
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:38,600
Speaker 3: Ponytail.

2169
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:42,320
Speaker 1: Ponytail Maybe i'm not going to SAY i had, bangs

2170
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:45,880
Speaker 1: BUT i did not have, bangs, Right, yeah it wasn't

2171
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 1: good man was the similar outfit is your first stand?

2172
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:52,400
Speaker 1: Up pretty similar but with a leather jacket and. Ponytail

2173
01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:56,160
Speaker 1: and SO i start to walk on. Stage let me

2174
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,759
Speaker 1: tell you how about it get SO i had maybe

2175
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:00,599
Speaker 1: four minutes of, material but WHEN i was that, nervous

2176
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:03,840
Speaker 1: that turned into two, minutes WHICH i was done with

2177
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:07,439
Speaker 1: in a, minute and they were they were done heckling

2178
01:37:07,479 --> 01:37:09,880
Speaker 1: me by five minutes and had just started talking to each.

2179
01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 1: Other they had already said everything they wanted to say to,

2180
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:17,479
Speaker 1: me and they had just started. Suing they didn't have,

2181
01:37:17,479 --> 01:37:20,080
Speaker 1: Funy so you know WHAT i started doing because, people you,

2182
01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,559
Speaker 1: know you really show up to the. Headliner so people

2183
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,000
Speaker 1: were trickling. IN i JUST i did my act three.

2184
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 1: TIMES i just did. IT i, go you guys didn't

2185
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:28,719
Speaker 1: hear those first couple jokes AND i would just repeat.

2186
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:33,479
Speaker 3: Them, Really OH i didn't have a. Laugh, no what

2187
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,599
Speaker 3: was it like driving home lane in bed that? Night?

2188
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:37,840
Speaker 1: WAIT i forgot to tell you. That WHEN i walked off,

2189
01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:41,960
Speaker 1: STAGE i didn't know we were doing two. Shows so

2190
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:46,120
Speaker 1: were they, like, hey we'll seal it or even? Worse

2191
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:50,120
Speaker 1: his manager said to me Because sam at the, Time

2192
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:54,120
Speaker 1: sam had some drug and alcohol, issues so second show.

2193
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:57,720
Speaker 1: Unpredictable so in between shows he was, like, HEY i

2194
01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:00,519
Speaker 1: may need you to stretch a little, bit AND i,

2195
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:04,760
Speaker 1: go did you not watch the the first? Show holy Sh,

2196
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:06,200
Speaker 1: NO i watched it was Great AND i was, like,

2197
01:38:06,439 --> 01:38:09,320
Speaker 1: yeah you didn't watch. That Watch so he was, like

2198
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:11,320
Speaker 1: if you need to Stretch AND i turned over to

2199
01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:13,920
Speaker 1: him at twenty and he was doing this AND, i.

2200
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,840
Speaker 3: Actually this is how bad it.

2201
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:14,920
Speaker 7: Was.

2202
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:17,800
Speaker 1: GOING i started over to, him, like you looked over,

2203
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:20,040
Speaker 1: it and he's, like he likes there's a long, pause

2204
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:21,400
Speaker 1: and he's just, LIKE i don't know what it was he.

2205
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:25,040
Speaker 1: WAS i looked at my girlfriend at the, time who

2206
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:28,760
Speaker 1: had driven, me AND i literally just started talking to.

2207
01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:30,400
Speaker 1: HER i was, like they're not. Listening she was, like keep,

2208
01:38:30,439 --> 01:38:32,519
Speaker 1: Going you're doing. Great i'm, like, yeah But i'm just

2209
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,000
Speaker 1: telling the jokes to. You she was, like that's all.

2210
01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:34,639
Speaker 3: Right we.

2211
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:37,440
Speaker 1: WORKED i was having a full on. Conversation no, way

2212
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:40,720
Speaker 1: it was. Bru But i'm gonna tell you something that's

2213
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:42,960
Speaker 1: the HARDEST i ever bomb my reaction WHEN i was

2214
01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:45,439
Speaker 1: driving home because she said to, me, well you got that.

2215
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:45,720
Speaker 3: Out of your.

2216
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 1: System you got that out of your system and you

2217
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:51,320
Speaker 1: got to open For kennison and this is a great.

2218
01:38:51,320 --> 01:38:54,960
Speaker 1: Story AND i told her straight, Up, Hey i'm not

2219
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 1: going out like. THAT i was, like you think that's

2220
01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:00,840
Speaker 1: How i'm even IF i don't do this, Forever that's

2221
01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:03,800
Speaker 1: not the last Time i'm going on. Stage i'm not

2222
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 1: ending my. Career i'm getting knocked. Out i'm ending on

2223
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,719
Speaker 1: a knockout if. Anything so for, me that was motivation

2224
01:39:09,920 --> 01:39:10,639
Speaker 1: to go fuck.

2225
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,080
Speaker 3: You. Oh she was saying, like, YEAH i was, like

2226
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:13,680
Speaker 3: BUT i was.

2227
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:17,120
Speaker 1: THINKING i was, like the people in that, system you

2228
01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:19,400
Speaker 1: don't get to do that to. Me you don't dictate

2229
01:39:19,439 --> 01:39:22,160
Speaker 1: When i'm. Done i'll tell you What i'm, done but

2230
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,960
Speaker 1: you're not fucking chasing me off the. Stage and SO

2231
01:39:25,439 --> 01:39:27,400
Speaker 1: i when the next TIME i want a stage was

2232
01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:28,120
Speaker 1: a couple of years.

2233
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:35,960
Speaker 2: Later, yeah found gummies.

2234
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:40,000
Speaker 3: FOUND i was, Like, no it's gonna be way. Hard

2235
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:40,960
Speaker 3: this is harder THAN i.

2236
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:42,880
Speaker 1: THOUGHT i can't just roll out of, bed out of

2237
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:44,040
Speaker 1: my college dorm and go do.

2238
01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:45,360
Speaker 3: It i'm gonna have to put some time.

2239
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:48,360
Speaker 1: In that's WHEN i Realized i'm gonna shelf it for

2240
01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:50,400
Speaker 1: the rest of, college But i'm coming back and this

2241
01:39:50,479 --> 01:39:52,960
Speaker 1: is What i'm doing, because, LIKE i don't know about you,

2242
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:55,080
Speaker 1: guys but.

2243
01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:55,679
Speaker 3: One thing for me is you.

2244
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:58,360
Speaker 1: Don't get to dictate HOW i. Act that's a better

2245
01:39:58,439 --> 01:40:00,280
Speaker 1: thing for. Me you don't get to tell me And i'm.

2246
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:02,040
Speaker 1: Done you don't get to tell me HOW i. Feel

2247
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:02,559
Speaker 1: none of that.

2248
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:05,000
Speaker 5: Ship one of my biggest pet peeves is, when like

2249
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:06,720
Speaker 5: when you're in high school and you're kind of like

2250
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:09,240
Speaker 5: acting up a little bit and a girl, goes, hey you're.

2251
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:11,240
Speaker 5: Done it's like, BITCH i will fucking tell you When i'm.

2252
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:13,920
Speaker 5: DONE i swear To, god tell me, Girl.

2253
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:16,439
Speaker 3: Hey calm. Down he come. Down oh that shit fisces

2254
01:40:16,439 --> 01:40:18,800
Speaker 3: me off so. Much and you're. Done it's, like, Well i'm,

2255
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 3: not obviously. Not Now i'm.

2256
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,479
Speaker 1: NOT i will say one of the let me say

2257
01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:24,400
Speaker 1: thin When i'm. Done let me tell you this is

2258
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:25,639
Speaker 1: my Favorite chappelle.

2259
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:26,839
Speaker 3: STORY i cannot.

2260
01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:32,080
Speaker 1: Wait we were at The Comedy storre and he, does, look,

2261
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,080
Speaker 1: man You're Dave. Chappelle you go on stage for as

2262
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:36,479
Speaker 1: long as you fucking. Want AND i will say, this,

2263
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:39,400
Speaker 1: man if he does really really long, sets he's generally

2264
01:40:39,479 --> 01:40:42,840
Speaker 1: super respectful and goes on late or goes upstairs at

2265
01:40:42,840 --> 01:40:47,600
Speaker 1: the belly. Room he's not bumping entire. Lineups he's a respectful.

2266
01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:49,600
Speaker 1: Dude but by the, way if he wanted to go

2267
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:51,639
Speaker 1: on and do three, hours everyone would be.

2268
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:52,519
Speaker 3: Like, yeah That's Dave.

2269
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:55,439
Speaker 1: Chappelle yea, absolutely. Yeah you can bump me anytime you.

2270
01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:57,080
Speaker 3: Want that's.

2271
01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 5: It What it would be a faux pa for someone to, say,

2272
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,599
Speaker 5: no you're not gonna bump.

2273
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:04,080
Speaker 3: Me, okay, ready, Okay, Yes so.

2274
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,920
Speaker 1: He's doing a set and he's gone a little, longer

2275
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:14,920
Speaker 1: but not anything that anybody would complain about, comics especially.

2276
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:17,880
Speaker 1: Audience you saying we get to Watch chappelle for forty

2277
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:23,320
Speaker 1: five minutes for fifteen. Bucks, yeah along With rogan and

2278
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:30,759
Speaker 1: every other stud that's down the headlining, guys headlining, guys the, guys,

2279
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:33,719
Speaker 1: yeah people who are selling out arena.

2280
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:34,240
Speaker 3: Guys.

2281
01:41:34,320 --> 01:41:37,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Right so and this club is lucky enough they

2282
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:40,519
Speaker 1: want to do some extra. Time, okay, yeah Your rogan

2283
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:42,120
Speaker 1: super respectful at the.

2284
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:45,599
Speaker 3: Light twenty. Minutes, Cool maybe a couple, extra but, Yeah i'm.

2285
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:48,839
Speaker 1: DONE i know there are other, people, Right So chappelle

2286
01:41:48,920 --> 01:41:51,400
Speaker 1: does a little, extra but he's putting his jacket, on

2287
01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:55,320
Speaker 1: which you can tell he stood, up puts his jacket,

2288
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:56,519
Speaker 1: on puts the mic back in the.

2289
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:58,240
Speaker 3: Stand And.

2290
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, who because there's a chance that

2291
01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:02,639
Speaker 1: this dude will.

2292
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:03,160
Speaker 3: Be listening to this.

2293
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 1: Podcast but, Somebody tier, one somebody who had some say

2294
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:17,280
Speaker 1: so at the comedy, store said, Hey. Dave dave recognized

2295
01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:19,760
Speaker 1: a voice and goes, yeah, so and so he's, like

2296
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:20,400
Speaker 1: how how long.

2297
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:20,920
Speaker 3: Are you gonna be up?

2298
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:21,080
Speaker 9: There?

2299
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:22,680
Speaker 3: Man we know you're you're killing, it but you know

2300
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:23,639
Speaker 3: there are other comics back.

2301
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:28,360
Speaker 1: Here we got a Full oh, shit he took his jacket.

2302
01:42:28,360 --> 01:42:29,320
Speaker 3: Off the.

2303
01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:32,519
Speaker 1: Goat he took his jacket, Off he hung it back

2304
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:36,160
Speaker 1: up on the mic, stand and he, Said i'll have

2305
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,479
Speaker 1: a shot and a. Beer he lit a cigarette and

2306
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 1: he screamed. Back he, goes if any of those motherfucker's

2307
01:42:40,960 --> 01:42:43,000
Speaker 1: been doing comedy for thirty, years tell him to, wait

2308
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:46,200
Speaker 1: and he sat back. Down, god now he was getting off.

2309
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:48,920
Speaker 1: Stage but once, again you don't.

2310
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 3: Tell you don't get to tell. Me you don't get to.

2311
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:55,840
Speaker 3: Tell you don't tell, that. Dude he you don't tell that.

2312
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:58,599
Speaker 6: Dude when he gets, off he knows who he, is

2313
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:02,520
Speaker 6: he knows people are. There but he's also so respectful

2314
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:02,800
Speaker 6: of other.

2315
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:06,280
Speaker 1: Comics you ask any comic like About, chappelle, like, dude

2316
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:09,920
Speaker 1: he genuinely loves. Comedians he loves. Comics it seems like

2317
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:12,479
Speaker 1: a tight knit. Community, dude it's a lot of. That

2318
01:43:13,479 --> 01:43:17,519
Speaker 1: so much of that is because Of. Joe you, know

2319
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:21,519
Speaker 1: why do you think that is because Of? JOE a

2320
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:25,840
Speaker 1: lot of it is just because his podcast is so,

2321
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:31,080
Speaker 1: massive and he had people on there and, comics and

2322
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:37,519
Speaker 1: he would he his love of comedy and. Comedians it

2323
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:40,599
Speaker 1: was infectious and the people he brought on represented our.

2324
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:44,320
Speaker 1: Jobs so, well and they were super funny and it

2325
01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:46,799
Speaker 1: was such a huge platform that.

2326
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:48,760
Speaker 3: Do you know WHAT i? Mean it's going.

2327
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:51,519
Speaker 1: On rogan is, like if you talk to any of

2328
01:43:51,520 --> 01:43:54,160
Speaker 1: those older, Dudes Ray, Romono Jerry, seinfeld what was it?

2329
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Like and he was, like going On carson was like a.

2330
01:43:57,240 --> 01:44:00,360
Speaker 1: Career it made your. Career, really you did a set

2331
01:44:00,439 --> 01:44:03,839
Speaker 1: On The Tonight show With carson that was your. Career

2332
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:09,320
Speaker 1: rogan can make. Careers but he loves. Comics you hear

2333
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,200
Speaker 1: him talk about. Comics, oh he loves, them, right and.

2334
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:14,040
Speaker 3: So it's what he. Like it's like his number one.

2335
01:44:14,080 --> 01:44:17,280
Speaker 1: Passion but but but like so, so if you meet

2336
01:44:17,439 --> 01:44:20,240
Speaker 1: a football player who you've never met, before but there

2337
01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:22,840
Speaker 1: is some things you know about that. Person you know

2338
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:24,600
Speaker 1: what he's gone, through you know what he's had to,

2339
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:27,719
Speaker 1: do you know the two, days you know some things

2340
01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:30,760
Speaker 1: inherently about that. Person same thing with.

2341
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 5: Comics the tough thing about that is, like there's no

2342
01:44:34,479 --> 01:44:35,880
Speaker 5: football player that's gonna make your.

2343
01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:36,840
Speaker 3: Career you know What i'm.

2344
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 5: Saying there's no ONE i can go and, say, like,

2345
01:44:38,680 --> 01:44:40,800
Speaker 5: hey make me more appealing to the. Public that's not

2346
01:44:40,840 --> 01:44:43,280
Speaker 5: Gonna it just can't. Happen you, know you have to

2347
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:44,439
Speaker 5: you have to make your own way in that.

2348
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:48,559
Speaker 1: Sense you, Know chelsea did that That Chelsea. Handlers, yeah

2349
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:54,439
Speaker 1: so Pre. Joe chelsea introduced comedy to an audience that

2350
01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:57,000
Speaker 1: had never seen. Comedy so when my WHEN i was

2351
01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:59,639
Speaker 1: selling tickets off of that, show it was a bunch

2352
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:00,639
Speaker 1: of people never been to comedy.

2353
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 3: Shows so it was.

2354
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:05,599
Speaker 1: Different rogan's fans that those those are comedy, Nerds those

2355
01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:06,880
Speaker 1: are comedy people who know.

2356
01:45:07,040 --> 01:45:08,280
Speaker 3: Comedy it seems like so many.

2357
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:11,400
Speaker 5: Genres it seems like because he is into let's, say

2358
01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:14,519
Speaker 5: these five specific, things but he has such a huge

2359
01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:16,040
Speaker 5: following in all five of those.

2360
01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:17,960
Speaker 3: Things, YEAH i mean, massive you go.

2361
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:21,720
Speaker 5: On but he can speak intelligently On he definitely does

2362
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:25,280
Speaker 5: a great job of regurgitating, things and he sounds like

2363
01:45:25,439 --> 01:45:26,120
Speaker 5: he's a genius at.

2364
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:28,120
Speaker 3: Everything he sounds like he's got everything Dial and he

2365
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:30,200
Speaker 3: keeps such an open mind, too like he's so, flexible

2366
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,280
Speaker 3: like if here's another perspective that he can get, on,

2367
01:45:32,479 --> 01:45:34,240
Speaker 3: like you, know get on board with and talk through

2368
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:37,920
Speaker 3: LIKE i wonder because he's not pigeonholed in certain and he.

2369
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:40,920
Speaker 1: Wasn't always WHEN i met. Him he was Not not

2370
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:44,080
Speaker 1: only did he not smoke, weed he was anti.

2371
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:45,439
Speaker 3: Weed really he did.

2372
01:45:45,479 --> 01:45:48,280
Speaker 1: Not IF i remember this was years, ago BUT i remember,

2373
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:51,760
Speaker 1: correctly he didn't want you doing it around, him and

2374
01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:52,519
Speaker 1: that's obviously.

2375
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:54,080
Speaker 3: Changed, yeah he's a.

2376
01:45:54,160 --> 01:45:56,880
Speaker 1: Dude for a guy to be that successful and that,

2377
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:59,320
Speaker 1: smart you could really just be like these are my,

2378
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:02,600
Speaker 1: Views Pete, David, yeah and just dig in and be,

2379
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:04,519
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't need to learn, anything being.

2380
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 5: FLEXIBLE i wonder who put him on The other thing

2381
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 5: THAT i like him most abouthim is how curious he.

2382
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:13,200
Speaker 1: Is, yeah he's got a thirst for. Knowledge yeah that

2383
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,640
Speaker 1: never seems to be. Quenched and to, me that's the

2384
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:19,240
Speaker 1: most fascinating thing about. This who could just sit back

2385
01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:21,920
Speaker 1: in rest one hundred million. Dollars i'm selling out WHATEVER

2386
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:24,080
Speaker 1: i want to sell out for. COMEDY i get to

2387
01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:28,200
Speaker 1: do my dream jobs the, podcast sit front ROW, ufc

2388
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,280
Speaker 1: and do stand. UP i don't need to be open

2389
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:33,080
Speaker 1: minded to any of you, motherfuckers Right yet he, Is

2390
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:35,680
Speaker 1: yet he stays. Curious yet HE'S i know there are

2391
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:38,439
Speaker 1: some people would argue he's not open. Minded, well they

2392
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:41,360
Speaker 1: just don't listen to his. Stuff like every other Every

2393
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:44,280
Speaker 1: yeah that's one, way far one. Way every other week.

2394
01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:46,719
Speaker 3: On, twitter they're trying to cancel. Him but it's.

2395
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:49,559
Speaker 2: Crazy because he just didn't want him on or something

2396
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:49,800
Speaker 2: THAT i.

2397
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:52,519
Speaker 3: DON'T i. Don't you just see like, different you just

2398
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:55,000
Speaker 3: understand who listens to him and who. Doesn't because when somebody's,

2399
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:57,799
Speaker 3: like oh he's, blah you're just like you clearly don't listen.

2400
01:46:57,640 --> 01:47:00,800
Speaker 1: To curious means he's still hungry to. Learn, yeah, yo

2401
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:03,280
Speaker 1: at his, age with his. Money that is far and

2402
01:47:03,320 --> 01:47:06,759
Speaker 1: away my absolute favorite thing about, him BECAUSE i want

2403
01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:09,400
Speaker 1: that's for. ME i never want to stop being. CURIOUS

2404
01:47:09,439 --> 01:47:11,200
Speaker 1: i never want to stop being. HUNGRY i never want

2405
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:14,599
Speaker 1: to start stop, learning because then what then you? Die

2406
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:16,920
Speaker 1: then you, die, yeah then it's. Over then you go one,

2407
01:47:16,960 --> 01:47:17,920
Speaker 1: eye then you go one eyed.

2408
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:22,679
Speaker 3: Winkie yeah. Yeah and you can always like learn something

2409
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:24,720
Speaker 3: from everybody you come, across no matter if you like

2410
01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:26,880
Speaker 3: vibe with them or. Not there's always something to kind of.

2411
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:31,599
Speaker 1: LIKED I i every, show one of the things That

2412
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:33,439
Speaker 1: i'll go on stage with something to be, Like i'm

2413
01:47:33,439 --> 01:47:34,840
Speaker 1: gonna try this. Tonight i'm gonna see if this. WORKS

2414
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:36,000
Speaker 1: i want to, SAY i want. TO i want To

2415
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:37,840
Speaker 1: if this, Works i'm gonna try to bring and not.

2416
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:39,720
Speaker 1: Doesn't it's not always a. Joke sometimes it's the WAY i.

2417
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:43,240
Speaker 1: Stand sometimes it's my. Pacing sometimes it's sitting down as

2418
01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:45,920
Speaker 1: opposed to standing. Up so everything is calculated in your. Set,

2419
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:49,080
Speaker 1: no But i'll try one. Thing, Yeah i'll be, Like,

2420
01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,720
Speaker 1: okay so for these fifteen, Minutes i'm gonna sit and

2421
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:52,320
Speaker 1: let's just see what.

2422
01:47:52,360 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 3: Happens sounds pretty calculated to.

2423
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:57,719
Speaker 5: Me so when you try new, Things i'm saying calculating

2424
01:47:57,720 --> 01:47:59,320
Speaker 5: in the sense that when you go up, there you

2425
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:01,280
Speaker 5: have a, plan not WHAT i want to.

2426
01:48:01,320 --> 01:48:04,120
Speaker 1: Say, oh, really most of the time i'll Have i'll

2427
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:07,719
Speaker 1: have like thirty minutes OF i go like that story

2428
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:10,200
Speaker 1: that the that when you heard the Cookie.

2429
01:48:10,240 --> 01:48:12,519
Speaker 3: COOKIE i haven't figured out how to tell it on.

2430
01:48:12,479 --> 01:48:16,880
Speaker 1: Stage, yet the whole story, Yet and SO i do it,

2431
01:48:16,920 --> 01:48:19,400
Speaker 1: Differently like IF i haven't figured it out, Yet i'll

2432
01:48:19,439 --> 01:48:22,760
Speaker 1: pepper it in on a. Podcast i'll do it maybe

2433
01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:25,640
Speaker 1: one or two times a weekend UNTIL i kind of

2434
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:27,679
Speaker 1: like feel, like, oh, yeah this is the right. Lane

2435
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:32,400
Speaker 1: but WHEN i stand on, stage IF i stand on

2436
01:48:32,439 --> 01:48:34,640
Speaker 1: stage AND i start to talk to many crowd and

2437
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:37,439
Speaker 1: they say something that sparks a joke That i'm working

2438
01:48:37,479 --> 01:48:40,240
Speaker 1: on THAT i didn't think THAT i was gonna.

2439
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,960
Speaker 3: Do i'll just. Do i'll.

2440
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:44,400
Speaker 1: GO i don't fight the flow man life or on.

2441
01:48:44,479 --> 01:48:47,559
Speaker 1: Stage let's see where this. Is i'm not swimming. Upstream

2442
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:48,960
Speaker 1: look at these. Legs they're not.

2443
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:53,200
Speaker 3: Swimming, yeah they're. Nice you know those are.

2444
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:57,160
Speaker 1: Nice these are by the, way these are the palest.

2445
01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:58,600
Speaker 1: Legs let's have a.

2446
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,680
Speaker 3: Peak okay you? Ready oh, WAIT i was just A.

2447
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:03,680
Speaker 3: FLORIDA i just came up out of his. Phone, no

2448
01:49:03,840 --> 01:49:11,960
Speaker 3: don't do. It those are they're not that. Bad are?

2449
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:12,519
Speaker 3: Nice those are.

2450
01:49:12,520 --> 01:49:14,439
Speaker 1: Sturdy BUT i have the daintiest ankles you'll.

2451
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:16,759
Speaker 3: Ever it's an interesting. Tattoo is it a? Dragonfly?

2452
01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:24,400
Speaker 1: YEAH i got drunk AND i was in college and

2453
01:49:24,520 --> 01:49:26,720
Speaker 1: those are initials of people THAT i was with that.

2454
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:30,600
Speaker 1: Night that is. Outstanding you should never remove. It was

2455
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,920
Speaker 1: smart enough to put it on my. Ankle yeah, yeah, yeah.

2456
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:36,000
Speaker 3: ABSOLUTELY i have to piss so, bad Like i'm talking so.

2457
01:49:36,120 --> 01:49:36,599
Speaker 3: Bad that's.

2458
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:38,719
Speaker 1: It Then june, third everybody come out to the. SHOW

2459
01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:40,400
Speaker 1: i do a show called Tell Me Something. Good is my,

2460
01:49:40,439 --> 01:49:42,439
Speaker 1: Podcast The High live is Every monday.

2461
01:49:42,520 --> 01:49:46,519
Speaker 3: Night The High all be on there. Tonight what?

2462
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:51,439
Speaker 1: Time it starts at eight? O'clock here facebook fan page

2463
01:49:51,520 --> 01:49:55,440
Speaker 1: on my YouTube. Channel Not Instagram. Live uh Not Instagram

2464
01:49:55,479 --> 01:49:59,760
Speaker 1: live because they started to get a little iffy with

2465
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:01,000
Speaker 1: the Actual.

2466
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:05,760
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah yeah they do they at how dare? YOU i,

2467
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,720
Speaker 3: mean come, on so we can pull up live and

2468
01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:09,600
Speaker 3: it will be not live YouTube been able to just

2469
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:10,040
Speaker 3: be streaming.

2470
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:13,760
Speaker 1: Streaming i'll send you, liken, Dude i'll text your, links all,

2471
01:50:13,880 --> 01:50:18,000
Speaker 1: right and then That i'm gonna send. Me will you

2472
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:21,120
Speaker 1: send me the most difficult read And i'm gonna do it.

2473
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:27,280
Speaker 3: Tonight non the credit card.

2474
01:50:29,439 --> 01:50:31,639
Speaker 1: Send it to me and So i'll read it at

2475
01:50:31,640 --> 01:50:41,840
Speaker 1: the peak of being funked up and let's let's. Compare. Yeah,

2476
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 1: yeah that'll be a way to.

2477
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:45,360
Speaker 3: Go, OKAY i. Appreciate so that was.

2478
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:46,320
Speaker 2: Awesome it was a.

2479
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:53,240
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2480
01:50:53,240 --> 01:50:57,240
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2481
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2485
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2486
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2487
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2489
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2490
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2491
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2492
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2493
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