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Speaker 1: There is everybody America's favorite actor. Sorry for my tardiness. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're tardy. I was working out and I had to

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Speaker 1: get home in time, and I made it. You made it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm seventeen minutes late. So yeah. So those of

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Speaker 1: you out there listening, well, the lucky people in listening

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Speaker 1: didn't have to wait the seventeen minutes. They This is

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Speaker 1: what I want you to do now, if you've heard

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Speaker 1: what we've said, pause, pause the podcast, why for seventeen minutes,

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Speaker 1: and then come back to the podcast, replay it and

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Speaker 1: blame it on me. Be like, fucking Donald Man, you

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Speaker 1: wasted my time today. Donald love you. And it's the

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Speaker 1: last show of the year. I'm sad for that because

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two has been fucking amazing, dude, it has

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Speaker 1: what's the great years? Had a Carmen, who's Joelle's new

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Speaker 1: associate producer, up Carmen, Hello, how are you doing? I say,

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Speaker 1: didn't we meet before? No? You met her on a

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Speaker 1: call with Will, but she has not joined the podcast

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Speaker 1: as Joelle's associate producer. Joel is training her to be

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Speaker 1: the Joel of the future. Joe, Well, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You're going over to the banks podcasts, trying to tiptoe

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Speaker 1: out of here. I would never leave. You do not

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Speaker 1: have famous last words, famous last We have two and

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Speaker 1: a half seasons left of this incarnation. You better not

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Speaker 1: try and leave us. I'm not going anywhere but Vegas, Vegas.

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Speaker 1: We gotta we're going to Vegas. We're going. What are

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Speaker 1: we speaking at, Joel? See what's it called c Daniel,

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Speaker 1: you know what that is? Cfs B is what will called? It?

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Speaker 1: A business to business thing? You either talked to a

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Speaker 1: little much, but I know. But what's that famous conference

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Speaker 1: in Vegas? Daniel? You'll know ce CS. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: we're doing. Oh shit, if you're going to CEES, come

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Speaker 1: see me and Donald talk something related? I heart. We

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Speaker 1: don't know. We just got a free trip to Vegas. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Not only is it a free trip to Vegas, it's

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Speaker 1: a night in Vegas, baby, a night in Vegas. We

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Speaker 1: got to see a show something. We gotta see something.

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Speaker 1: I know, that's what I know. You want to see

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Speaker 1: some magic. But is it? Is it like Brittany still

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Speaker 1: in Vegas or some shit like that. I think Brittany's

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Speaker 1: residency is over, but I sure this is still up.

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Speaker 1: See some skates. I want to see him. I want

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Speaker 1: to see him stage. I want to see him. There's

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Speaker 1: a Dell right, what other residents? I go to see

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Speaker 1: a Dell too, I'll see it all. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: see some magic. Okay, that's what's up. You want to

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Speaker 1: see some shit. I'm let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question though. Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to see like the prestige magic? Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: see like I have to pick a card? Any card? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think the show wouldn't be card magic. It would

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Speaker 1: probably be larger scale magic, like I'd love David Blaine.

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Speaker 1: Is there? David Blaine, David Copperfield, Penn and Teller. I

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Speaker 1: better there, And I just love some magic. And I've

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Speaker 1: never seen it. It's been so long, but it wasn't

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Speaker 1: since it's been a child. I was a child. I

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Speaker 1: saw like a big magic magic show. This magic sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: Casey's coming and I know she's gonna try and like

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Speaker 1: get us to go to Adele or like some circulate. No,

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Speaker 1: she was talking about she's trying to get us and

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Speaker 1: she was like, I want to take y'all to ogs.

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Speaker 1: I was like what, Oh, geez, that's a gentleman's club.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to that. Oh she wants to take us,

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Speaker 1: So we should tell you when your wife can go

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Speaker 1: have a little couples the night. You're not gonna come

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Speaker 1: with us. No, no, you guys will have a little

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Speaker 1: couples nights. Hey, listen, I gotta tell you've got great food.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you, um that I she do

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Speaker 1: I heard is fire? Have heard about that? Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: the water show is fire. It doesn't make sense, I know,

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Speaker 1: but it's it's I've been told for years that if

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Speaker 1: is the one to see. Okay, well, look, I want

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Speaker 1: to play some blackjack with you, dude, that's what I really.

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Speaker 1: now's the time. Dear NBA All Star Weekend is coming up.

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Speaker 1: You used to call me all the time to play

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Speaker 1: in your celebrity d D late night when you need right, y'all,

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Speaker 1: don't call no more. You don't call Donald no more.

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Speaker 1: Y'all used to call me for the celebrity game. I'm

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Speaker 1: can't keep up with your knees in that game. Can

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Speaker 1: you listen? My son plays basketball now and I cannot

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Speaker 1: You're right, I cannot keep up. But if put in

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Speaker 1: is it before Creed took over? By the way, this

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Speaker 1: is probably not the best avenue. Aren't you newly friends

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Speaker 1: with the owner of the Boston Celtics. I am newly

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Speaker 1: friends with the owner of the Boston Celtics. Feel like

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Speaker 1: he could probably help you better than a random personal

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Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. I think listen. I think Wick

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Speaker 1: could help in a lot of ways. But Wick has

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Speaker 1: but I bet you if or next year, mister Wick,

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Speaker 1: we have done on Phason on the line. Put him through.

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Speaker 1: You want to practice with me I'll be I'll be,

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Speaker 1: mister Wick. I want to test that hold on? All right, go?

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Speaker 1: His name Wick. His first name is Wi. His first

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Speaker 1: name is Wick. I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: his phone number up right now. Let's see if he

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Speaker 1: picks up. All right, Here we go? Are you ready? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is the bravest thing I've ever done. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Good You better tell him he's live on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I am Donald, John Familia too. How are you man?

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Speaker 1: Hey Wick, Amelia, It's Donald Faison. Listen, I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: live from my podcast. I've got Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna just call to see if you pick up,

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Speaker 1: and you did. How's it going on right now? Donald?

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Speaker 1: You are on? Right now? Could you just feel me in?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Zach Braf? Go? Oh? Man? Literally, you

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Speaker 1: can't hear you. He can't hear you. Would you say? Hey, listen, sir?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear me because Donald's

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Speaker 1: not very tech savvy, but we are encouraging him to

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Speaker 1: follow his dreams, and he has a big dream that

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Speaker 1: I bet you can make come true. And Donald will

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Speaker 1: now tell you what it is. Good ahead, Donald, are

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Speaker 1: you ready? So the NBA has that salute? Can we

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Speaker 1: guess what the dream is? No, it's not what you

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Speaker 1: think it is. It's not what you want to guess.

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Speaker 1: You can guess. No, no, no, no, tell me dream.

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Speaker 1: So look, I gotta believe it's uh, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: Submer how do you know? You got it? You got okay?

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Speaker 1: So drive always be closing, always be closed. So the

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Speaker 1: dream is that I would play in the Celebrity All

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Speaker 1: was a young man, but this time i'd play as

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Speaker 1: an old man. Well, how are you gonna well, Uh,

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Speaker 1: your acting shops can cover old man. That's fine. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's I'll tell you what I think. It'd be great

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Speaker 1: to be great for the show project we're working on too.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we get on the phone with Adam Silver

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Speaker 1: right after this? If you get Adam Silver on our

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Speaker 1: podcast right now, I'll lose my No, not on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to hit Adam with the podcast, but

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think we can. I think

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Speaker 1: we have a good shot at this. Yes, Donald, let's

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Speaker 1: make this happen, and you'll call him right after the show.

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Speaker 1: Put back on the other team, and then just who wins. Say,

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Speaker 1: Zak can't play, can't play, Zach can't play best. But

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Speaker 1: but but Zak just wants his dreams to come true.

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Speaker 1: He just wants my dreams to come true. Is what

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Speaker 1: he's saying the whole time. But he'll be there, he'll

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Speaker 1: be there, He'll be right. No, no, no, get off

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Speaker 1: the phone. You got a yes, amazing idea. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll make it happen. Always get out when you get yes.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah you would think you guys. It was

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Speaker 1: really fun hanging out with you, guys, and thank you

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Speaker 1: for having and hosting. You're gonna call him right after.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. They're kicking me there, they're they're honing. Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 1: tell everybody who won the game. The Celtics won the game. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when you get a yes, hang everybody, this is a lesson.

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Speaker 1: When you get a yes, hang, all right, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you guys. Thank you for picking up

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Speaker 1: and thank you for being on. Thank Doctor's real friends later.

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Speaker 1: Holy yes, dude, Yes, did it happen? That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: That was a lesson in facing your fears and making

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Speaker 1: shit happen. Holy cow, man, that's your Silver, So Wick

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Speaker 1: cruise back and Amelia for salary. The two of them

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Speaker 1: just made my dreams come true. Well, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: the head of the NBA. Right, Adam Silver is on

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Speaker 1: my is on my list to call it. That was

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Speaker 1: a lesson everyone. The second you get it, yes, get

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Speaker 1: let's call Adam Silver after this. Okay, sir, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. I'll call you back. I gotta go. You're off.

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Speaker 1: man Like He's right. Man. The show revolved as around

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Speaker 1: a family that is in the NBA and you start

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Speaker 1: training those knees. Bro, You're absolutely right. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: like a yeah, like a statue. It's so exciting. That

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Speaker 1: know Wick Wick has the money to make dreams come true.

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Speaker 1: Let's know what I mean. More most importantly, you like

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Speaker 1: and this goes for everybody you know. Obviously Donald had

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Speaker 1: you have a goal you're working towards, you brainstorm and go,

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Speaker 1: could be in your own life. And then you just

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Speaker 1: about having the courage to make that call. And you

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Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah, we can make this work. Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: said something like everybody likes a little last place. Have

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Speaker 1: I ever said anything like that too embarrass I've said

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Speaker 1: arches her back yet with his one nail. So Turk,

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00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: who's mister macho, alpha male jock, stereotypic surgeon guy has

422
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: gotten into what's called remote wrestling. That's when all the

423
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 1: docks are fighting my club whoever? All the docks are

424
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: fighting over who has control the remote in the brake room,

425
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: and the todd is dressed appropriately. The Todd says I

426
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: got next, And when we cut back to him, he's

427
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 1: in a banana hammock. Ready to go, Yes, very ready

428
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: to go. That shit jiggled again, Dude, it jiggles every time.

429
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: It jiggles every time. Yeah, it's not like made of

430
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: normal penis materialists man like jello. Yeah, that shit moves.

431
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 1: You know those like worms we had as a kid.

432
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: There's like a plastic thing filled with like gel. Yeah,

433
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: it's like that. No matter what. He didn't even jump

434
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: up and down. He didn't even like shake. He goes,

435
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: I got next, and that thing goes jiggle jiggle, Yeah.

436
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: I like the jiggle jiggle. My money don't jiggle jiggle yeah,

437
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: and his penis jiggle jiggles. Um So Kelso tells the

438
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, and that really

439
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: upsets him, and he decides understandably, like because that's so insulting,

440
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: and he gathers some members of the brain Trust, notably

441
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: Doug and Todd, and says, we're gonna do a newsletter

442
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 1: to janitorial yeah, to prove that it matters what I think.

443
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: And he's like, but we need an investigative reporter, somebody

444
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: who no one knows is ever around, like could be

445
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 1: sitting under their nose and not know that they're there.

446
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: And he looks over and he's like, oh, hey, Ted,

447
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: you've been there long. He's like no, and Ted's like, no,

448
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: I I've been Remember I was sitting in that chair

449
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: and you told me to get up and move and

450
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: I think he sat on him at first, right, he

451
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 1: goes and you sat you sat on me, and then

452
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: you got up and you were like, hey, you gotta move,

453
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: and you put me in this chair. And then hey, janitor,

454
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: because the janitor's forgotten that Ted's there again, he goes, hey, janitor,

455
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: and the janitor turns him and goes, oh, hey Ted,

456
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 1: yeaho Ted. Nobody nobody notices him around ever, and then

457
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: when they do, they forget that he's around. Yeah, poor guy,

458
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: poor guy. But now everybody in the hospital is gonna

459
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: know that Turk doesn't have a nut because of that. Well,

460
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: don't spoiler alert did I go too far? Too far?

461
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about your nut because it's one of

462
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: the most bizarre fantasies in Scrubs history, and my nut

463
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: fan the nut fantasies, the turk nut fantasies get crazy. Man,

464
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 1: This isn't the only want fantasy. Yeah, it'll be crazy.

465
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: You as a as a plant that wants to kill me,

466
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: grown out of a testicle. I don't know what an

467
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: NFT is, but if that's one, I'd like to buy it.

468
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's magical. You go the conditions, the scene

469
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: starts off. The conditions are just right. We're getting that

470
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: you jumped ahead, all right. So Elliott goes us into

471
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: the men's bathroom where there's all this graffiti, and she

472
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: sees in the stall that her butt has a raining

473
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: of nine point two, what she assumes is out of ten.

474
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: And um, but she was like, well, she goes nine

475
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: point two. She goes, who, thank goodness, this hospital's full

476
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: of white guys. Yes, because I'm implying that African American

477
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: men would not give that butt a nine point two. No,

478
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: because it's flat. Yes, Um I thought I thought she

479
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: has a nice tushie. But again, I am a I

480
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: am a white guy. Um, I don't know. Yeah, I

481
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: might give it a nine point five even, but um,

482
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: Kelso will soon ruin that for her and say, hey,

483
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: just you know, that's out of a hundred. So Kelso

484
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: is being forced out of the hospital, and we're to

485
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: believe early on that he's on the phone complaining about

486
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: it to Enid and he tells Elliott to keep it

487
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: a secret and not let anybody know that he's you know,

488
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: what's going on with him, and how he doesn't want

489
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: to be forced out, and how he and this is

490
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: what's happening right And immediately when Elliot says to Kelso,

491
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: I promise you your secrets safe with me. Carla, who

492
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: loves secrets, yes, can't keep secrets. She needs to know

493
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: the teas and not what the kids say. Joel. Yeah,

494
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: She's like, the tea has been poured. When can I

495
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: get a sip tea time? Yea. Everybody agrees yep, so

496
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: she needs to hear the tea. Carla cannot. Carlo is

497
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: one of those people. If there is gossip and she

498
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: has not been told, she can't function. She's like like she,

499
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know people like this in

500
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: your life. But like if there's a secret and they're

501
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: not in on it, like their day shuts down, They're

502
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: like I need to know. I need to know, and

503
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:29,959
Speaker 1: they will do anything and everything to find out. Yeah. So, um,

504
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought that's what

505
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: Carlo was doing the whole time, when she was with

506
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: the whole When we get into the show Elliot's patient,

507
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: I thought Carla was being sympathetic to Elliott to try

508
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: and trick her into telling her what Kelso told her.

509
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: But it's real talk, man, Elliot's great at keeping secrets. Yes,

510
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: she held it together. She held it together the whole way.

511
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: Jadu wants to show his child West side story. This

512
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: is supposed to be treated as like, oh, that's not mannish,

513
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: and Cox is making fun of him and holding his

514
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: child and saying, here, I want you to see how

515
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: effeminate I guess your father is. And then um, and

516
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: then of course it sounds like this kind this storyline

517
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: kind of upsets you a little bit. It sounds like it.

518
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't upset me, but it taps into, um, you know,

519
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: my real life as a high school kid, and you

520
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: know I didn't play sports at all. Um. I was

521
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: into the theater. I was into musicals. I was my

522
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: bar mitzp theme was musicals. As you know, Lauren Hill attended.

523
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: We've spoken about this. Let's hear it for the boy.

524
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: So um yeah, I mean, I mean I was a

525
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: class clown. So I made people laugh and I made friends.

526
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: But there was you know, at the time, as we

527
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: all know, if you were of a certain age, you

528
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: were called gay, and that was meant to be derogatory,

529
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: like oh so gay, such a pussy. You know, all

530
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: these all this sort of bullying that was related to

531
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: not being um Mannish enough. So I totally obviously relate

532
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 1: to to that right on. Yeah, you know, I did

533
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: play sports in high school, but I went to a

534
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: high school with a bunch of actors and stuff like that. Yeah,

535
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: you know, your story doesn't count because you went to

536
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: like the like one of the pre eminent acting schools

537
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. That's doesn't that's not You didn't experience like

538
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: that public school Jersey life. No, I did not. I

539
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: wish i'd gone to your school. You would have been

540
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: at You would have been probably one of the most

541
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: popular kids in school if you Well, what would happen

542
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: is I would go to theater camp. And then it

543
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: was like, oh, because like I was, I was great,

544
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: and so many so many of the young boys already

545
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: knew they were gay and and and and you were

546
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: cool if you were good, and I was pretty good,

547
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: and so it was like, right as you're going through puberty,

548
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: like half the boys at the camp are taken out

549
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: of contention because they already know they're gay, and you're

550
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: just I was like fucking Fonzie at this. But I

551
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: remember when you told me for the first time, dude, No,

552
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: I went to theater camp, and I was like, that's

553
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: a thing. There's actually a thing called theater camp, and like, yeah,

554
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: I went to Shakespeare camp too. I was like, there's

555
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: a fucking Shakespeare I think it a Shakespeare camp. But

556
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: I but I went to theater camp at stage or

557
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: a matter, and I would sob when I left. It

558
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: was like I didn't want to leave. It was heavens.

559
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: It was like someone showed me Utopia and they were like, Okay,

560
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: that's six weeks. It's up. We're gonna go back to

561
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: public school in Jersey. I wish I would have known

562
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: that growing up. I wish I would have known about

563
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: this growing up. That would have been my jam. It

564
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: was heaven. I would have loved that ship. The kid

565
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: haven't all day long you perform and hang out with

566
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: kids that are like you, especially if you're a kid

567
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: that you know that didn't really fully fit in. I

568
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: just did never felt like my Like I was like,

569
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: where's my you know, I had a posse, I had friends,

570
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: I you know, I just never really I just always

571
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: felt different. And then I went and found theater kids

572
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I should mention that I

573
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: didn't really do theater in high school because I was,

574
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: like so many kids obsessed with the way that I looked,

575
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to be like I wanted to

576
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: try and fit in and be cool and and I

577
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: was just doing all this stuff that wasn't me. You know. Um.

578
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: I watched like Glee when I was you know, when

579
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: when it first started, I was like, Oh, I would

580
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: have loved to have been like with these kids, you know, right.

581
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: Unfortunately that shit doesn't exist like that, man, Lee, Ain't

582
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: Glee of a fantasy? Well, I think in some schools

583
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: there there no I disagree. I think in some schools,

584
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: depending on the school, there is a healthy and acceptance

585
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: of of being a theater kid and being a singer

586
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: and being uh and there's community there. Um and I

587
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: probably could have found it myself, but I was too

588
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: obsessed with trying to fit in and look cool and

589
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: and and and hang out with the jocks and hang out.

590
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying that shit is a fantasy. Ain't nobody fucking

591
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: singing down the hallways fucking talking about somebody said you

592
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: got a new friend just because the jazz club a

593
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: school hours we were in the hallway dancing fame y'all

594
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: can say what y'all want to say, But fame Glee.

595
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: You went to an acting school. There weren't kids. Nobody

596
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: ever danced on a goddamn table with a boot jukebox

597
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: with a boom box talking about it. I'm gonna live

598
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: that ship didn't happen. I'm not talking about the heightened version.

599
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm talking about reality, right, That's what I'm saying Glee, Right.

600
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: So the janitorial is the newspaper that they make, and

601
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: and if they reveal that it's a try daily, I

602
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: don't know how any of these people are gonna get

603
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: any work done. I mean, we know that, I don't

604
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: know how much work Todd is doing. I mean, he's

605
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be one of the top surgeons at the hospital.

606
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: Although he seems to be doing surgery. This whole episode

607
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: has moments where you're like, these guys are doctors. Well,

608
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: I first of all, when is Doug doing any of

609
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: his more more duties, because not only is he working

610
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: for a tri daily newspaper at the hospital all, but

611
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: he's hiding. We learned that he hangs out underneath the

612
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: nurses station because he's developed a foot fetish from doing

613
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: all from tying all the toe tags on the dead bodies.

614
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: He's developed a foot fetish that is disgusting, is Doug. Yeah,

615
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: he's got to shake it up. He's tired of all

616
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: the cold dead feet, so he's looking for some live feet.

617
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: So this okay, So what does this mean? What is

618
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: he doing in the morgue with cold dead feet? Well?

619
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: I don't think that. It's not implied that he does

620
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: anything appropriate. He's just developed a fondness for them. By

621
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: the way, I got a I got a guy in

622
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: my life and you met him. We're not going to

623
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: out him, because you know, to each their own. But

624
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: he's genuinely of a real foot fetish guy like he

625
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: he could be with He could be with someone solely

626
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: because of their toes and loving their toes. Okay, yeah,

627
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: I wish That's how I wish. That's how deep it

628
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: got for me. I wish that's But isn't that I

629
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: never saw? I don't think I saw that. Isn't there

630
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy movie where he's can't be with someone because

631
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: she has bad feet? Yeah, that's Boomerang. You never watched Boomerang.

632
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: I never saw Boomerang. No, you gotta watch boomerang. It's

633
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: a classic, dude, I remember seeing that. I remember seeing

634
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 1: this scene where like her feet, how's somebody that fine

635
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: got hammertime and her shoes. Yeah. Anyway, so let's take

636
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna take a break and we come back.

637
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about more of the television

638
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 1: show Scrubs, one of the greatest pieces of television history.

639
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after week. But do you want

640
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: to say right back and we're bad? Hold on, I

641
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: want to give you the other I want to give

642
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: you some of these jazz hits, some of the people

643
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: people haven't heard in a while. Let me hear it,

644
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: you know, because you know they like this one. This labeled.

645
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: This one's labeled hard riff. Hella back, this one's labeled scratch.

646
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: You imagine someone went into work at like his name

647
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: is Daniel, His name is Daniel. No, someone went these

648
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: aren't Daniels. This came to this mixer. Someone was like, hey, Jim,

649
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: we uh, we need you to come up with something

650
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: called hard riff today and we're gonna put it in

651
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: the machine. It's gonna come with the machine. He's like,

652
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: am I gonna get rights to hard riff? No? No, no,

653
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: all Jim, you're gonna sign away hard Riff and it's

654
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: gonna be a part of the machine. Dude, forgot nailed

655
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: it that that sounds about it. He nailed it. He

656
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: nailed the n We're back music very well. Yeah, yeah, Okay.

657
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: So Turk and JD are are proud of their friendship

658
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: because they made the front page of the Janitorial. It's

659
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: a hit. The Janitorial is a hit and everyone in

660
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: the hospitals reading it, and Turk and JD made the

661
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: front page and they're like, our best friend, our best

662
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: friend is m is the best thing in the hospital.

663
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: And so yeah, we make the front of the paper

664
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: and and we're so stoked because we're proud. But again

665
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: Cox returns to saying, oh, you're proud that you got

666
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: your ass whooped, Like you know, how aren't you embarrassed? Yeah?

667
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: But then something comes up where JD is now nay,

668
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: he's named people by is it how they make him

669
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: feel or anything? Because thanks herpes. Oh he's a guy

670
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: silver bullet for everybody in the hospital. For Cox, he's like, oh,

671
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: it's too bad. Not everyone's got a dad like you

672
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: who's a borderline alcoholic and Cox like walks off in

673
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: a huff and then the nurse is like, oh you

674
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: got and he's like thanks, Herbie's got one. He's got

675
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: one locked for everyone else. It's like a stand up

676
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: comedian that has like, uh, like, um ways to deal

677
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: with hecklers. Um, you know, locked and loaded. I saw

678
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: the funniest thing. I'm sorry, don't remember the stand up's name,

679
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: but he said to a heckler because there's nothing you

680
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: can say to me. I haven't said to myself seven

681
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: inches from a mirror. That guy. That was funny. Yeah,

682
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: some people are losing their mind. No, some people actually

683
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: getting up on the stage. Hecklers are it's at it's

684
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: being a stand up comedian. That's a tough racket. It

685
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: was always a tough racket, but now it is. Now

686
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: it's like ridiculous. Everybody's crazy. Holy cow, you not like

687
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: a taser on your There's so many people who are

688
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: standing up in front of comedians like what the fuck

689
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: did you come to the comedy club for? Yo? Like

690
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: what was you doing there? Like what did you show

691
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 1: up for? And then other people like one one one

692
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: I saw one. Now this is some bullshit we had.

693
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Audience member said your jokes sound like you're a democrat,

694
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck are we talking about it? Like,

695
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: holy shit, dude, Like that's where it's going. That's where

696
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: comedy is. That is a tough racket. Like to all

697
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: my stand up comedian friends out there, I freaking adore

698
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: your resilience man, like that you are. That is tenation

699
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: to be able to go up on stage and bomb

700
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: consistently and then eventually get a laugh or two here

701
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: and there, and then eventually all of a sudden have

702
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: a dynamite set to start from the bottom and get

703
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: to that. That's a long fucking journey, man, and you've

704
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: got to have tough skin to do it. It's so impressive.

705
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: I've never done it, and I admire so many people

706
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: who do it. Elliott reveals to Carla that she had

707
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: a dream where she banged Kelso and he was half dolphin, Yes,

708
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: half though, and cal ass which half I'm hoping I'm

709
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 1: hoping the bottom half. Well, how would she back Kelso

710
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: with the bottom half? There's it's two. Don't dolphins have penises? Yeah?

711
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: They do? They must come out right, Joel? Can you

712
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: google that has Joel's browsers? Yeah, I'm sure that the

713
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: dolphin has one of those things that comes out of

714
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: the bottom and in some gross way. Yeah, because it

715
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: would be weird if if if they were having sex

716
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: and she was like do you like it? And he's like,

717
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: all right, I love it. That's the top half. That's

718
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: if the top half it's dolphin. Yeah. But yeah, I

719
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: guess it's probably funnier if you were to go to

720
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: the fantasy that you obviously couldn't go to on on

721
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: primetime TV if it was the head part that was there.

722
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: But how would you know? Was Kelso saying the bottom

723
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: part would have to be dolphin in the head? Yeah,

724
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: I think the joke it would have to be Kelso's

725
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: top with a dolphin body. Well, any any news on

726
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: the how the penis comes out of the dolphin? It

727
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: just comes out their video let me get photos. I

728
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: did not. I did not. Have you ever seen the

729
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: video of the turtles banking by the way, you gotta

730
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: if you're listening audience, I normally don't want you to

731
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: pause the show, but you can pause the show for

732
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: two things. To go watch my trailer for a good

733
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 1: person on YouTube. But also there's these really funny videos

734
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: of turtles having sex, and they make a noise that

735
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 1: sounds a lot like wow when they're when they're when

736
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: they're when they're when they're fucking. And so there's these

737
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: hilarious videos where they like they're like fucking anything. He's

738
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: going wow, Wow, Wow, it's amazing. I love that you

739
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: were trying to figure out a PC way to say

740
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: fucking and then you were like fucking, I'm just gonna

741
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: say fucking like they were. They were fucking audience, audience,

742
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: please look up turtles fucking saying wow, you're welcome. That

743
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: sounds like a strand of weed. Turtles fucking saying wow. Um.

744
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: Now here's one of the favorite. We learned that JD

745
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: got beat up in college and he's missing large chunks

746
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: of that school year, right, and um, well he got

747
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: he got beat up. His his his uh, his strategy

748
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: was to catch the person's fist in his face over

749
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: and over again. Yeah, not a good not a good technique.

750
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: And his logic is he only had one fractured skull,

751
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: but that guy had two fractured nubels, So it doesn't

752
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: end of the day. J J D. Um, you know,

753
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: he wants to be a good role model for um,

754
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: for Sam and and Turk, Um and JD have made

755
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: this pact that turn He's gonna teach Um Sam his

756
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: son about sports and stuff, and then JD is gonna

757
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: quote be in charge of Izzie's emotional crap. Right. So

758
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: this is another like commentary on like, Look, I'm a

759
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: tough guy and I'm gonna do the sports stuff, right,

760
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you sports. You're like not a tough guy.

761
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: You deal with the emotional shit you gotta teach. You

762
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: gotta teach the soft shit. You're right. And then there's

763
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: a line that's very famous and beloved in Scrubs. This

764
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite This is actually one of

765
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,439
Speaker 1: my favorite lines. Also, this is a very popular meme

766
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: that I've seen. But this is actually but when you

767
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: put it together, this sums up our relationship in real life,

768
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: in real life and in and in the show. Well,

769
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: the lines are Turk, we're not married. When Turk says, dude,

770
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: we're a little married, and I say, I know, I

771
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: love it. We're a little married. We're in a throuble.

772
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: We are in a throuble in real life. In real life,

773
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: we are I don't get any of the benefits other

774
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: than the friendship. But we're in a throuble. That's benefit.

775
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: That is a benefit. No, I love it. Yeah, I

776
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. I love it. No, I

777
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: really love it. No, I love it. See. That's the

778
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: thing though. Whenever you're single, the thrumple is it goes strong.

779
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: But when you're not, thruble thrives, thrives when you're single.

780
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: But when you're not single, when you're in a relationship,

781
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: the thrubles put on hold. I kind of like it

782
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: when you're single. I'm not gonna lie I the thruble's thriving.

783
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: I went I once. You know, I got your daughter

784
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: some beautiful earrings for Chris. She's my goddaughter. I gotta

785
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: take care of my goddaughter. I know. But listen, dude, man,

786
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: she's seven years old. Don't get it, not like don't

787
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: they're not like big hoops. Don't get it at heavy

788
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: shit yet because I want her ears to look life.

789
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: Was on advice from your wife. I said, what do

790
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: I get her? She said, just get her some simple earrings.

791
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: But you know I didn't go simple. I did get

792
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: her little blame. She's my god daughter. I gotta spoil

793
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: my goddaughter, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. And I

794
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: took Rocco too. He's got some Nike stuff coming to him.

795
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: I heard he likes Steph Curry, but I don't know

796
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: what to buy Stef Curry, so I just got him

797
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: some Nike stuff. Steph is with under Armour. I'm not gonna.

798
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna dis under Armour, but

799
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: it ain't Nike. Yeah, do you wear any under Armour?

800
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: No like, under like, No, no disrespect under Armour. I'm

801
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: sure you developed a great product. Yeah, you know what's

802
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: gonna happen. They're gonna be like this year's celebrity NBA

803
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: match sponsored by under Armour. Right, don't face no longer

804
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: invited recently cut for dissing under Armor. I truthfully hope

805
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: I do get invited to this. I'm gonna work my ass.

806
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna happen. First of all, did you

807
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: put it on your white board? I did not put

808
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: it on my white board. Well, listen, the gentleman who

809
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: owns the Celtics Wick is gonna call all for you.

810
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: That seems like a good call. Yes, I'm sure you

811
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: probably know um people in your rolodex who were still

812
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: related to the game, and you can be like, hey,

813
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: put me in coach. You know, the last time I

814
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: played in that game, we lost, and I was on

815
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson's team and Magic was the coach. And all

816
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: I know is Magic is mad at me. I mean

817
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: he is. It was it was my fault. I made

818
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: the bad pass. My dude, he did not look at

819
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: you think this is a joke, Daniel, but it was.

820
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: He was the coach of one team and Doctor Jay

821
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: was the coach of the other team. And Magic. Yeah,

822
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: now look, let me tell you. I don't know if

823
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 1: you've watched game was it game time? Right when Magic

824
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: came in the league, Doctor Jay was everybody's idol, and

825
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: he would charm the shit out of you and then

826
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: get you on the basketball court and bust your ass

827
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: and you're like, Doc, it's me, and He's like, I

828
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. I'm trying to win, right, And

829
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: so Doc kind of charmed the shit out of me. Look,

830
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: my mom, Doc used to go over to my mom's

831
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: house when they were when they were kids and stuff

832
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: like that. Doc is a you know what I mean, like, oh, no,

833
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: word word life. Every time I see him, he was like,

834
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: how's your MoMA, Blake. She's good. But it's doctor Ja

835
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: too though, you know what I mean. And so like

836
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: every time I see him, I'm like, because my mom

837
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: grew up in Massachusetts and he went to U masks

838
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: and shit like that. So anyway, every time every time

839
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: I see Doc, I'm like, you know, part of me

840
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: is like he's kind of like a family member to

841
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: me because of the way my mom described him. And

842
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: then every time I see him, he shows me so

843
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: much love because of his love for my mother. Right,

844
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: so it's like, hey, right, let me tell you something. Man.

845
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: He put that charm on me. And we went out

846
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: on the basketball court and I'm trying to win the

847
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: game and we lose. And at the end of the game,

848
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, oh, well, you know, I lost

849
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: the Doc's team. It's all right. Magic wasn't happy about that.

850
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: Magic was not happy about that shit at all. A

851
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: matter of fact, he gave me the hand. You know,

852
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: when you shake somebody's hand, you really not fucking with him.

853
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: You give him five and then you kind of look

854
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: the other way. Like that from Magic Dog, I think maybe, maybe, maybe,

855
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's water under the bridge. It was my fault,

856
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: though I will accept the blame. I do say I

857
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: have an interesting question for you. Who would you say

858
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: um would be in this year's team that you're gonna

859
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: be on because we're manifesting it is the best non

860
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: professional actor celebrity on the team. Well, look, this is

861
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: how I think it should go. If you're honest, who

862
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: do you think is getting I don't know that I

863
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: don't know. But if you're asking me who should play basketball,

864
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: they got to get Adam Sandler in there, because Adam's

865
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: going across the he plays a lot of basketball. You

866
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: gotta get Quevo in there, because Quevo plays a lot

867
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: of basketball. I'm trying to think of who else. Barack

868
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: Obama ain't president no more. I don't think I'm gonna play.

869
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: I would bust Barrock's ass to cut that. It's gonna

870
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: be secret service outside. That's all right anyway. But like

871
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: I mean, if you ask me who I think the

872
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: best celebrity basketball player, I mean you could get Michael B.

873
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: Jordan is a really good basketball player. Jesse Williams is

874
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: a really good basketball player. Jesse Williams is huh yeah.

875
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: Like the list is ridiculous, Penis. Oh, I know a

876
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: lot of people have if they went to the y.

877
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to contribute to this conversation. All right,

878
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: let's get back into the ship, back to the show

879
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: Scrubs and um so let's jump off of Jesse Williams.

880
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: Penis will come back to it. So they have a

881
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: male again in terms of masculinity. They have a male

882
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: patient who has breast cancer, which of course is a

883
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: real thing. And John the patient is so embarrassed that

884
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: he won't even tell his brothers, his brothers because we

885
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: got amiliated that he has breast cancer. We got to

886
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: go back. So him and his brothers have like a

887
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: real macho machismo attitude about shit anyway, because when they're

888
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: coming into the hospital, one of them is uh describing

889
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: encountered that the other one had as gay, and Carl

890
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: even kind of you know, jumps in on it. And

891
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: so when he finds out he has breast cancer, the

892
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: last thing he wants is for his brothers to do

893
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: that again, which is like, you know, that's that's really

894
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: fucking That's when it gets deep like that, like your

895
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: homophobia is really starting to it's it's gonna kill you

896
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: pretty much. Man. You got you're not going to ask

897
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: for help because you're scared of how you're gonna make

898
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: your friends and family feel. Because I bet this is real.

899
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I bet this comes from Oh, I'm sure

900
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 1: it is. I'm listen. I'm sure it is. I'm sure.

901
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure the story people that are racist. There are

902
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: people that are racist to to black people and then

903
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: see their doctors black and it's like, not that person.

904
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't want that person operating on me. You know,

905
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: so it it, it exists. You know, it exists. Bigot

906
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: tree exists. No what Well, this isn't necessarily biggotree as

907
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: much as it's sort of, Um, I don't know what

908
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: would you call it? Insecurity in your homophobia? Well, how

909
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: would you call this him not wanting to know his

910
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: friends knowing his breast cancer? Well, and because because you

911
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: you view breast cancer as like a woman's disease that

912
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have, and right, and he's embarrassed because he

913
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: has a woman's disease. Right, that's fucking Craig. Come on, man,

914
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: After after she says to him, this is how deep

915
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: it gets. Though, after she says to him, dude, everybody.

916
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: Anybody could get this, right, anybody could get but it's

917
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: not known is you know, even I don't know what

918
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: the statistics are, but it's not known as as as

919
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: something that people associate with men getting. Obviously they can

920
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: get it. And so because it's known as a female thing,

921
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: he's he's embarrassed because he's, you know, afraid of being

922
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: seen as less than a man. I mean, that's the

923
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: whole theme of the episode, right. Yeah. Cox is furious

924
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: because the janitor has put it into the try daily

925
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: newspaper that he wants cuddles and attention, and everyone in

926
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: the hospital is putting their hands on him and trying

927
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: to give him love, which is of course the opposite

928
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: of what he wants. And he's furious with the janitor

929
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: and says, if you I'll give you an exclusive for

930
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: your stupid newspaper if you stop this nonsense. But it's

931
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: amazing is that the janitor says, people believe what they

932
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: read online. Yep, and that holds so true. Now, yeah,

933
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: this many years later, this many years later, that whole

934
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: so I don't know, I don't know if it was

935
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: that true then, but now forget about it. People even

936
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: say to you what do you mean I read it online. Yeah,

937
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 1: they'll even use that as a defense. You're talking about

938
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: I read that online. Have you even read like something

939
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: about yourself online like an anecdote? And you're like, that

940
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: is absolutely not true and did not happen at all.

941
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: But you're like it's like you're not gonna try and

942
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: fight the internet. You're like, all right, that's out there.

943
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: None of that happened, but okay, yeah, like me, like

944
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: me being in Uncle Buck, I can't get rid of

945
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: that shit. It says you were an uncle Buck and

946
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: I AMDB says I was an uncle Buck. I am

947
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: not an uncle Buck at all. There's people that have

948
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: watched the movie and said I saw you an uncle Buck,

949
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm not an uncle Buck. I was

950
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: a very young man, a young boy when Uncle Buck

951
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: came out. This is a high school show. I wasn't

952
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: even in high school. And there's a kid who's plying

953
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: that kind of looks like me in Uncle Bucking. When

954
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: the cargoes boom and explodes, everybody says I saw you

955
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: an uncle Buck. I'm like, fuck you, I'm not an

956
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: uncle Buck. Well, my version of that is and this

957
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: is a big one, because this has come up many

958
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: times in my life. Everyone Daniel some timpany. I did

959
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: not ever do a cameo on thirty Rock. There is

960
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: somebody who looks like me who once did a cameo.

961
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: I think he's playing some sort of drum or something.

962
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: But I get asked all the time if I was

963
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: on thirty Arc. I mentioned on thirty Rock by Jack

964
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: McBriar because he sneaks on, I think, to the Conan

965
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: set and he's pretending he's on the show, and he's like, why, yes, Conan,

966
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be on And yes I do

967
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: live with my roommate Zach Braff or something like that.

968
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: There's some mention of me very interesting that he went,

969
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: but I'm Conan party for Christmas, and now we're talking

970
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: about and by the way, he was there and Jack

971
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: was there. Really I wasn't there. No Larry David was there.

972
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: It was fucked up, man. I did very cool party.

973
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: This is where I'm This is why I'm like, you

974
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: know what else was there? I didn't tell you you're

975
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be bombed here. We gos, J j Abrams,

976
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: me and JJ got beef. Now me and JJ got beef.

977
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: I love you, JJ, but we got beef. Man. JJ

978
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: didn't make the invite list to Cohen's party. I don't

979
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: know why you have beef for them. No, we got

980
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: beef because the motherfucker didn't put me in Star Wars. Man. Right, well,

981
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: we're not done yet. We're not done with Star Wars.

982
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: They're gonna more check us out. No, but check your buddy,

983
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: Henry Cavill getting fired from the DC universe. Can we

984
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: have all right? Listen, every I know you guys are

985
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be here for scrubs, but we need five

986
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: minutes to talk for five minutes five minutes, we're gonna

987
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: do two minute, solid minute, one minute to talk to you.

988
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: If you hit skip twice on your thing, you can

989
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: miss it. Dude. Holy shit. I feel bad for the

990
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: guy really because they left him out. They hung him

991
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: out to dry there. Don't you feel that way? Like

992
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: they brought him back and they made him an announced

993
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: he was coming back, only to make him announce he's

994
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: not coming back, you know what I mean? Like, that's

995
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: kind of that's kind of weirdness. Now, I will say this.

996
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: I will say this, James Gunn is in my opinion,

997
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: the DC movies that he's done are the better DC movies. Like,

998
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: in fairness to James Gunn, he came in and had

999
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: a new mandate. He didn't have anything to do with that,

1000
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: and he said, hey, I'm I'm that's not it's like

1001
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: it's like a CEO new CEO of a company being like,

1002
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: I know that you were just hired as the CFO,

1003
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna bring in my own CFO. I'm sorry.

1004
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: It's not his fault. He just he just was saying, no, sorry,

1005
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: we're under new management now, and that's not the direction

1006
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: we're going. James Gunn said, he's gonna give Henry another

1007
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: role inc they want. This is me personally, he should

1008
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: be Superman. I think he I don't know if he's

1009
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 1: the best Superman, but he was Superman and now they're

1010
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: trying to restart the thing. I said a lot those movies.

1011
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: Those movies weren't my favorite movies. They weren't my favorite movies.

1012
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: None of them were, to be honest with you, but

1013
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: you know what I did like. I did like Ben

1014
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: Affleck as Batman. It took me a while, but I

1015
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: did like him as Batman. And I did like Henry

1016
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: Caville's freaking Superman, you know what I mean? And I

1017
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: did like freaking uh Gallas wonder Woman, and I like

1018
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa as Aquaman. The movie sucked, but they were cool.

1019
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: They were cool cast. I think he said something like

1020
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: I read today that he's gonna go young with younger

1021
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: with it too. So that's fine too. I'm cool with that.

1022
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: People keep asking me how come Donald phaz on his

1023
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: ear movie, and I said, he's a wonderful actor, but

1024
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,959
Speaker 1: he can't play eighty four. Um so, but if there's

1025
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: a sequel, um, I will have to play older Morgan Freeman.

1026
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: We'll do some prosthetic makeup. You're gonna have to pay

1027
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: me more. That's all right. You had me, You had

1028
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: me cheap the first time. Now you can you do

1029
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,959
Speaker 1: a Morgan Freeman impression? Well, Zach, I think I can't.

1030
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's finish up this episode here, okay, um sorry,

1031
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: we're back everybody. Sorry, we had to do a quick

1032
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: DC moment. I don't even watch these movies, but I

1033
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: know how giddy it makes these three. Well it makes

1034
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: me and Joel. I don't know about Daniel Daniel is

1035
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: Daniel Daniel video games exactly video games. Daniel's like, is

1036
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: it in the verse? Is it in the new verse

1037
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: that's coming out? Daniel wants to talk about Elder Rings, right, Daniel?

1038
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: Did that win Game of the Year? Did that win

1039
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: Game of the Year? Yes? Do you like Elder Rings,

1040
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: Danel No, not my style of game, but it is

1041
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: the best game of the year, hands down. Does it

1042
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: look like Red Dead? It looks better than Red Dead? Bullshit? Okay,

1043
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: really you should go see the play Red Dead is

1044
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: the play games? Yes, I really want to go see Avatar.

1045
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: That looks does it? Does it look dope? Goes it

1046
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: looks on me? Dope? No, I hear I Every everything

1047
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: I read says that that you can you may be

1048
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: able to criticize things about it, but that it looks incredible.

1049
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: How can you bet against James Cameron? Every movie Hester

1050
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: makes well, he makes He makes good action flicks for

1051
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: damn sure. But let's let me ask you this. Did

1052
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: you like the first Avatar? Not the story, but it

1053
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: was pretty I thought it was cool. It was a movie.

1054
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: It was a blockbuster. Turk has a testicle removed? Yes,

1055
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: Jady finds out via Carla. Here's the what we were

1056
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: talking about earlier and he's very shocked. He says, did

1057
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: you keep it? And Turk says, why would I, which,

1058
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: of course is the beautiful tea up for a very

1059
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: twisted fantasy where they plant Turk's testicle and um, and

1060
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: they come back and it's grown into Donald. It's growing

1061
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: to plant Turk and he's got a leaf over his

1062
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: junk and he does he hasn't really learned English fully yet,

1063
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: but um he Jad says it's okay plant turk. Friends here,

1064
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: and then plants are tries to kill Jad and then

1065
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: j says, we have to find your nut, we have

1066
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: to find your ball, and we have to destroy it. Yeah,

1067
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: Um thinks you never here. I mean if you planted.

1068
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: It's funny that Bill's mind or who members mind said

1069
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: that if you planted a testicle, it would grow plant

1070
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: a nut plant, right, if if you plan a nut, Yeah,

1071
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: if you plant a nut, that's the that's the that's

1072
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: the it'll grow into another plant. Um. And then we learned.

1073
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: As as he chases JD, we go into another fantasy

1074
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: where a runner is asking a doctor for speed to

1075
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: remove both his balls and shafts because he feels like

1076
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: it will help him run faster? Why stop there? Right? Hell,

1077
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: if it makes me run faster, you could take him

1078
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: and then it cuts Yeah, they cut right off, dude.

1079
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't even get the dut he gets the d

1080
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: maybe he's like, you can cut off my dude. And

1081
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: then Jad crashes into a cart and he says, never

1082
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: fantasize while running. Now here's a question. Yeah, if you

1083
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: could develop some type of superpower, would you cut off testicles?

1084
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I want my testicles. What's the

1085
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: superpower do I get for that? Uh? Mind his mind?

1086
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: Look mind reading? Can I turn it on and off?

1087
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: I think you turn off? You could turn it on

1088
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: and off facts. I think it would ruin your life.

1089
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: It's like when you can turn it on it off.

1090
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: You think it's turn it on it off? You could

1091
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: turn it on and off. Ir to give up my

1092
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: scrown them, you have to give up sack. Am I

1093
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: allowed sex or sacked? Sack? Oh? Okay, I have a

1094
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: couple of questions. Am I allowed to um shoot some

1095
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: meaningful loads into a test tube to one day I

1096
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: have a child? Sure you can do all of that.

1097
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to give up sex. You just have

1098
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: to give up sack and you get the aility to

1099
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: read minds, and I can have babies via test tube,

1100
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: and your test tube babies can be born. Yes, okay,

1101
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: yeah I do. Wait can I have fake nuts in

1102
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: my sack or the sacks totally gone? No? You have

1103
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 1: just just just chafts, just chaft no balls now, okay,

1104
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: but I can mind reading. Turn on ball But I

1105
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: can mind reading, and I can turn it on off.

1106
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: You can turn off mind reading. Okay. I think it

1107
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: would probably ruin my life to read minds, but um,

1108
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: I like this idea. I'll do it. Yeah, Daniel, Wait, yeah, Daniel,

1109
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: would you cut off your sack to be able to

1110
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: mind read? If I could have the same allowance that

1111
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: Zach has that I can shoot a couple of meaningful loads,

1112
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: meaningful loads. Okay, Joel, would you have your eggs removed? Yeah?

1113
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: I don't want children. There you go. It's easy for than,

1114
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: that's easy for you. What about you, Donald, I've already

1115
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: had my my your removed. Well yeah, man, had your

1116
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: sack removed, You've had your tubes tied, but you have

1117
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: you still have a sack with two very girthy nuts.

1118
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: They are they're very girthy. They're like my word. They're

1119
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: like sugar dates. Yeah, they're they're plums for plumbs. All right,

1120
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: let's get back to the show. God um So Kelso

1121
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: lied to Elliott he was doing it as as a

1122
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: way to reach out for help. That's at least her interpretation.

1123
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: I think Kelso may have just been trying to make

1124
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 1: her feel bad, but Elliott interprets it that he's being

1125
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: a traditional male and not not asking for help, trying

1126
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 1: to solve this conundrum on her own, and she pledges

1127
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,919
Speaker 1: she freaking solves it, though man like, well, she doesn't

1128
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: solve it. She pledges that she's going to help, and

1129
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: he seems to want it though at the end of

1130
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying though, like, yes, that's the that's

1131
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: the mystery. Um I hit Turk by accident, and um

1132
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: and it hits Turk. Yes. And then we don't know

1133
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: how we're gonna solve this because Jad is not fine

1134
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: with JD hitting Turk. So we come up with a

1135
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: solution that for the tri Daily magazine, the Janitorial, we

1136
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: will do a Rocky three freeze frame ending do you

1137
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: remember the rock I don't remind me, remind me. You

1138
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: never know who wins? Okay, so Rocky one. No, you

1139
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: don't have to go deep, dude, No way, it has

1140
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: to it has to be done. Rocky one, Apolo beats Rocky,

1141
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: Rocky two, Rocky beats, Apolo becomes the champ Rocky three Apolo,

1142
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean Club of Lang beat Rocky, and Apolo's like, yo, dude,

1143
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: I gotta get you back on that high horse because

1144
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: you beat me and there's no way this chump can

1145
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:53,919
Speaker 1: beat you. So Apolo trains Rocky Rocky beats Club of Lang.

1146
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: At the end of the movie, Rocky owes Apollo a favor,

1147
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: and the favor is Apolo wants to re match. Nobody

1148
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: in the room got it right, and so Nowaday's squaring

1149
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: up against each other getting ready to fight. And at

1150
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: the end of the movie they throw a punch and

1151
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: they hit each other at the same time. That's a

1152
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: good ending, Rocky freeze frame. That's Rocky three freeze frame ending.

1153
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: All right, you summed it up very very nicely. By

1154
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: the way, Donald, thank you very much. If anyone out

1155
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: there is looking for someone to professionally sum on Rocky films, um,

1156
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: Donald FaZe Isabel, They're my favorite. I'm gonna be honest

1157
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: with have you ever watched the Rocky Have you ever

1158
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: watched Rocky One? I've watched them all of it when

1159
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: they came out and I and I remember watching four

1160
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: probably in the theaters with Dolph Lunger. If you get

1161
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: a chance, and you I mean it was nominated for

1162
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: Best Picture one Best Picture. Yeah, if you get a chance.

1163
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: Listeners out there, if you want to see a really

1164
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: good fucking movie, watch Rocky One. It's phenomenal and Stallone

1165
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: is great in everybody's great in it. But it's a

1166
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: really good movie. Man. It's like a well done there's

1167
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: a reason why he's still around doing what he's doing.

1168
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: Turk has Um named each of his testicles after the

1169
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: two main characters in Sandford and Son Lamont and Grady

1170
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: Lamont and Grady. Now JD asked him which one is

1171
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: gone gone? Grady still dat? Oh? And then there's some

1172
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: insider Sandford and the Sun joke I forgot. I forgot

1173
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 1: for the tiny, tiny percentage of our audience that knows

1174
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: and loves Sandford and the Sun. I like Son growing up.

1175
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: That was the best theme song, I think. But that's it.

1176
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: And we learned the ladies are gonna help um. Ladies

1177
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: are gonna help Kelso as sort of a to be

1178
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 1: continued dot dot dot. They're gonna help him not lose

1179
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 1: his job. He's gonna lose that job. Yeah, we all

1180
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: know that. Spoilers. All right, that's our show, everybody. We're

1181
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: gonna take a break and we come back. Joel's gonna

1182
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: play us some some audio, right Joel, Yes, sir, we'll

1183
01:06:55,560 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: be right back after these words, and we're back. What

1184
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 1: you're trying to get into a day shoon? What you're

1185
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: trying to do? What are you trying to get into?

1186
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: Day shoon? I'm trying to get into the bathroom. I'm

1187
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: going to a sports match this uh, this weekend. It's

1188
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: it's the football one and it's the La Rams Verse

1189
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: the Titans. Oh okay, look at you going to Rams

1190
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: games all of a sudden. Well, um, it's a nice activity. Donald.

1191
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,919
Speaker 1: You go watch the sports and have a little drink, drink,

1192
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: have a little drinking drink with some campadres. Hear. I

1193
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: don't really follow the game that much. I find it

1194
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: not as interesting as the drinking with campadre's part. As

1195
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: I told you, my father would drag me to the

1196
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: Nets games as a child, and I just want to

1197
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: know where Duncan in the mascot was amazing. I would

1198
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: just watch Duncan the whole game. That Duncan. That sums

1199
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: up my how I felt about the supports. I was

1200
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: just my dad was screaming at the game, and I'm like,

1201
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: where's Duncan. He's hilarious. Duncan was hilarious, really good mascot.

1202
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 1: Whoever played Duncan in the mid eighties nailed it all. Right,

1203
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: let's hear Joelle, what do we got? What you got

1204
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: for us? Okay, this first one, it's from Andy McGirk.

1205
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: Andy McGirk, Hey, guys, it's Andy here. I've sent you

1206
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 1: a pitch before, but I've got a better idea now. Ow.

1207
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: The only way I think I can truly sell this

1208
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: is if to attempt an Australian accident. There, he go

1209
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 1: al on, mit, I've got a fantastic idea for your

1210
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: new project for you guys. It's called Fake Doctor's Real

1211
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 1: Friends the musical. So basically the storyline would be that

1212
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: we have two struggling actors doing a podcast, but they

1213
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 1: both have doctors as their folks. Anyway, one of them

1214
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: has the idea that who earn a liud been more

1215
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: money and have a theme for their new podcasts. They

1216
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 1: could use their parents' medical books, try and learn them

1217
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: live scripts, and then apply for jobs as actual doctors.

1218
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: They go ahead and apply, they land the job, and

1219
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: they're all mannishing anigans take place across the rest of

1220
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: the musical Okay, speaking normally, I know what you're thinking.

1221
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: How does this tie in with Zach and Donald's podcast. Well,

1222
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: all the songs in musical will be from Zach's soundboard.

1223
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 1: We great musical numbers such as what are you trying

1224
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: to get into, Zach, I Love You, wou Tang Forever?

1225
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:44,800
Speaker 1: And the Tony Award winning song which I will play

1226
01:09:44,920 --> 01:10:04,600
Speaker 1: for you now. It doesn't matter it. I have no

1227
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: faith in future musical enjoy. Wow, all right, I'm speechless.

1228
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: I love the musical number. I love the musical number two.

1229
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: I think we've got something there. Yeah, we might need

1230
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 1: that for the soundboard, Daniel, Um. That might have to

1231
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: that might have to make more appearances. Well, I think

1232
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 1: this is a lesson in pitching. Everybody. You don't want

1233
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: to upstage your pitch um with um with something like

1234
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: an Australian accent, because it becomes a little tricky to

1235
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: hear what what what? What's happening? I didn't understand what

1236
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: did didn't he have an Australian accent before? Now I

1237
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: believe he had an English accent. Um right, Joel maybe?

1238
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 1: And then he put on because he knows we love

1239
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,640
Speaker 1: that Australian guy so much. He was trying to piggyback

1240
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 1: on his his god it and uh and I think

1241
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,560
Speaker 1: things went a little little awry with the pitch. But

1242
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 1: he wrote a beautiful song. Beautiful song because everybody does

1243
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 1: love a little ass play, I know. But what he's

1244
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: saying is we could make a whole musical out of

1245
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: songs on the songboard. What you're trying to get into

1246
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 1: a day's shoes? It's like a melancholic uh, like a

1247
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 1: little ballad in the show. Like yeah, it's like I'm

1248
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 1: holding your face and I just don't know what you

1249
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:22,640
Speaker 1: want to get into it? And you can picture all

1250
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 1: the dancers behind us. But I got one hand on

1251
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: your on your chest and one hand on your on

1252
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: your face, and I'm like, what you're trying to get

1253
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 1: into a dale shoe? I don't know the rest of

1254
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 1: the lyrics yet, but I'm sold. Well, do you know

1255
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 1: the rest of the lyrics. Don't do that what you're

1256
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: trying to do. That's right, you're trying to do that thing.

1257
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: You're trying to get into a day shoe. What is it?

1258
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:58,639
Speaker 1: I feel you're trying to get into my rib cage

1259
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 1: where I keep my heart. Wow. Just make sure when

1260
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:19,599
Speaker 1: you get in there, don't be afraid. Yeah, hold me clothes. Oh,

1261
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: it's a gay love story. It doesn't have to be gay.

1262
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: Why does it have to be gay? I just I

1263
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 1: just assumed it was a gay love story. It doesn't

1264
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,679
Speaker 1: need to be. It could be a platonic Just because

1265
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: we cuddle and hold each other, that doesn't make us gay. Buddy,

1266
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 1: I need that for the soundboard. All right, listen, Daniel,

1267
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: you missed it. I'm gonna have some soundboard entries in there.

1268
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 1: Fantastic Um, thank you for the pitch. We love the song,

1269
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: but that's uh, we're gonna We're gonna pass on the rest,

1270
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: all right, Joel, this must be a pitch for a

1271
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: new podcast with Zack and Donald. So actually, because this

1272
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: is our final show of the year, and because Donald

1273
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: has requested it so frequently, here's Stephen Brandon. Yes, yes,

1274
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: all right, Well he has listen. He's got more and

1275
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: I want to just see. This is our final show

1276
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,200
Speaker 1: of the year because we're going to take time off

1277
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:19,200
Speaker 1: for the holidays and we love y'all so much and

1278
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: this is so fun. We love doing this, so thank

1279
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:26,759
Speaker 1: you for listening. Um, all right, go into it. Hey guys,

1280
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: it's Stephen Brandon here, your favorite Australian crypt keeper. Yes,

1281
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: I am a proud member of the two First Names Club.

1282
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 1: There's Billy, Joel, Bob Dylan, Steve Martin, Larry David, Jennifer Lawrence,

1283
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 1: and now Stephen Brandon. As requested, I have some more

1284
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 1: pictures for you guys. Here we go. Number one. Two

1285
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 1: best friends are involved in a nuclear accident and become heroes,

1286
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: but there's a catch. Each day they both get a

1287
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: new superpower that only lasts for that day, and they

1288
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: must figure out what it is and how to use

1289
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 1: it to save the city. Zack and Donald are unlikely

1290
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 1: superheroes in twenty four hour Power Yeah. Number two. Both

1291
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 1: recently single, two best friends move to a quaint town

1292
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 1: to run a successful bed and breakfast. A year later,

1293
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 1: their grown children go bust and show up homeless and unemployed,

1294
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: leaving the men with no choice but to take them in,

1295
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 1: teach them the business, and become a family. Zach and

1296
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: Donald are innkeepers in Everybody's In and number three, when

1297
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 1: celebrities Zach Braff and Donald fayze On swap bodies, they

1298
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: must learn patience and restraint as they live as each

1299
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 1: other for a week. Donald enjoys the white boy bachelor

1300
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,759
Speaker 1: lifestyle too much, as Zach does his best to avoid

1301
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: sleeping with the beautiful Casey Cobb. Zach and Donald are

1302
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 1: each other in Thirsty Thursday, look like those ideas and

1303
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 1: can't wait to get in the chair and play on

1304
01:14:56,520 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: Narrata one day. Thanks. I love I love his ideas,

1305
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: always funny. We gotta have him on the podcast just

1306
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 1: one time. I want just one time. I want to

1307
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,479
Speaker 1: have him one and just have We could do a

1308
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: we can do to fix your life, but not really

1309
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: a fiction. He needs to be on the show. Listen.

1310
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 1: The funny thing about him is even though he's just funny,

1311
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,200
Speaker 1: and I want to tell him that, Like, I know

1312
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: he's doing these his funny joke pitches for us, but

1313
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,679
Speaker 1: he should like pitch real shit because because he's funny

1314
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,599
Speaker 1: and he's charming any and he and he and even

1315
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: though his ideas are zany, he comes up with funny

1316
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:38,599
Speaker 1: little hooks, you know. Yeah, like the wife swapping one.

1317
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,120
Speaker 1: What do you think of that? I like that too,

1318
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: But I like the superpower. I think Casey we have

1319
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,720
Speaker 1: to play herself, Zach goes love you. Yeah, that's fine.

1320
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 1: I like the superhero one. I think that's hilarious. Funny

1321
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,640
Speaker 1: what their powers are? That is funny. Each It's kind

1322
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,360
Speaker 1: of like quantum leap in that they jump to a

1323
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 1: new situation every time, but instead of jumping a new situation,

1324
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,720
Speaker 1: they jump every every day to a new superpower and

1325
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: they have to figure out what it is because sometimes

1326
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:10,360
Speaker 1: it may not be obvious. Right, that's clever. It's pretty cool. Um.

1327
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: I like that one the best. Joel put that one

1328
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: on the whiteboard. All right, thank you so much, everybody,

1329
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 1: We love you. This is so fun. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah,

1330
01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 1: happy Kwanza, happy any holiday you celebrate. Happy New Year,

1331
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: Joel Daniel, I have presents coming to you. Donald. I

1332
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 1: have some presents coming to you and your kids. Guys.

1333
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 1: I bought a house and eventually I will have you

1334
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: guys in that house to hang out. But as of

1335
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: right now. That's where all my money is. So what

1336
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 1: you're selling them, what you're telling Danlon Joel, is that

1337
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:43,040
Speaker 1: their present is that you're gonna one day have them over.

1338
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,640
Speaker 1: My present is one day you will come over and

1339
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:50,080
Speaker 1: I will shower you with Christa. Well, yeah, I'll buy

1340
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,559
Speaker 1: Chris for y'all. Shoot, I'll buy a Chris. I'll buy Chris.

1341
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 1: I'll buy Spades that that jay Z drinks the Spades

1342
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: I'll drive. I buy that. I'll buy what's the other

1343
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,759
Speaker 1: ship that y'all love? Nineteen forty two? That really expenses.

1344
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,080
Speaker 1: I bought a ninety. Whatever they bring out at the

1345
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:09,439
Speaker 1: club when you say I want bottle service, whatever they

1346
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,800
Speaker 1: bring out for y'all when you come through, I'm gonna

1347
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,679
Speaker 1: have a little section where y'all can listen to. It'll

1348
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 1: be like a couch and y'all can have fucking bottle service,

1349
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 1: fucking party. Who thank you, Daniel. You won't have the

1350
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,800
Speaker 1: DJ and notting Wow I would. Um, I'm gonna have

1351
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: somebody bring you the bottle service with sparklers and ship.

1352
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: Your kids are gonna be dressed up like the waite

1353
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: staff and they're gonna bring us spottles with sparklers. I'm

1354
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 1: gonna put my kids to work and they gonna um.

1355
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: All right. We love you guys, Thank you so much.

1356
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Be safe and kind and Donald count

1357
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 1: South seven eight about show we made about a bunch

1358
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 1: of nurses. The stories nevere all should know. So gather

1359
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 1: around you here. I'm gather around you here, I'm squat free.

1360
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: Watch your winds and time. Mm hmmmm