WEBVTT - No Anchovies

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is why is my mom sharing my daddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, we'll find out what that's all about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shut the room down on that one. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>my mom sharing my daddy? We'll find out in just

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<v Speaker 1>a few because right now the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. Nephew, what do you have for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I got? I got stupid and ignorance.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me go through my file real quick, here, Shirley,

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<v Speaker 4>go down the list and see how stupid what I

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<v Speaker 4>want to get?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, mile, medium, a hot stupidity.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I got to figure out which level I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna drop on y'all this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's see here. I'm gonna come my medium, my

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<v Speaker 2>hot stupid like wings. Yeah. So you got files and flavors? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>okay of stupid, Yeah stupid, don't make no sense, no

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<v Speaker 2>doubt my goodness. So what's today? What flavor you feel

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<v Speaker 2>in today? Right between medium and hot? Right up there?

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<v Speaker 2>You my stupid on sizzle.

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<v Speaker 4>I keep it on this right here is no anchobies,

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<v Speaker 4>No anchoby let's go cattel yellow man.

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<v Speaker 3>Who who is the person I need to talk to about?

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<v Speaker 3>I got a pizza that's been messed up? Who do

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<v Speaker 3>I need to talk to?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you can talk to me. What's going on? What

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<v Speaker 5>happened to your pizza?

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody puts some manchobies on my pizza? Black people?

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<v Speaker 5>No man?

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<v Speaker 3>Who who would do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Who would put settled down with the language that pal?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? You know, if you got answerbies on your pizza,

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<v Speaker 5>you just must have gotten mixed up with another water.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll send you another. It ain't a big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>But I ain't answer no anthobies. Man. Matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 3>let me ask you something. What the here's a antoby

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<v Speaker 3>any damn way.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like a sardine. That's what a fanchoby is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>now take a sardine.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something. Man, what's

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<v Speaker 3>your name? What is your name?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Gino. I'm Gino.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're the owner of the damn pizza place?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I owned the damn pizza place. And these people

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<v Speaker 5>calling me that person at me because there was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, mistakes happened. Now where stakes go on in

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<v Speaker 5>his life? And then you get in some Anthobies on

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<v Speaker 5>your pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, man, Okay, So here's the deal. I done

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<v Speaker 3>had a bunch of Jafs coming out or the pizza,

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<v Speaker 3>and every last one of them got Aantrobies on them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. So I got an issue

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<v Speaker 3>with it. I'd have spent over fifty dollars with you

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<v Speaker 3>with these pizzas in the right row.

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<v Speaker 5>Nobody likes anchobis black.

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<v Speaker 3>You know pantopies, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay about it? Hold on, I'm on my mot certain

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<v Speaker 5>I've served an Choby pizza of black people before.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the black people that I know don't eat and sholby.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, then we'll send you some pizzas without any

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<v Speaker 5>Anchoby's on them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I like. I don't like your attitude.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, man, You didn't tell.

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<v Speaker 5>Me there was so much attitude to start with. You

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't get no attitude.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, look at it. Don't get your okay, don't

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<v Speaker 3>get you what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Why did you do? What did you just did?

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<v Speaker 4>You just threaten me?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, don't get you.

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<v Speaker 5>You think you're talking who the do you think you're

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<v Speaker 5>talking to?

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<v Speaker 2>Face?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking to Gino the owner, right, p real.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, that's right. You don't tell me you that

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<v Speaker 5>to kick my Okay, found you know where the fizzure is?

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<v Speaker 5>You know? You just calm down, do you do you?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's it. I'll tell you what man in the

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<v Speaker 3>next three to five minutes, op in the walk down there.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank your putting an showies on here and having a

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<v Speaker 3>little pump with attitude like you said, you can't get.

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<v Speaker 5>Thrown you come on down here, okay and we'll see.

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<v Speaker 5>Do me a favor, go yourself and no one show

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<v Speaker 5>it in on. Okay, I'm bringing it on down here.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, we'll take care of it there. I'll stop

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<v Speaker 5>talking Anchoby up yet?

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<v Speaker 3>So all right, foul okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, cool, okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>You like to say okay a lot do you words?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you need to have somebody there with you when

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<v Speaker 3>I get there, because I promise you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're not shaking in his boots. Pow. Me and

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<v Speaker 5>my anchobies were sitting here scared out of our minds

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<v Speaker 5>right now, okay, dealt with clowns like you. My old life.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you this. Do you do you know

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<v Speaker 3>who you're talking to.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm puppeted something, an idiot who don't know how to talk.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're talking to niphim talk from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 3>Morty Show. Mister Gino, you just got preak.

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<v Speaker 5>You're telling me I'm throwing F bombs all over the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>You're dropping M bomb all over the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Baby, who I want to know who did this to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Because they're getting some F bombs?

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<v Speaker 3>You do you have a guy that works for you?

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<v Speaker 3>He says he works five to close. Andre you got

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<v Speaker 3>and you got a dre that works for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I got a Drade that works for me. And

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<v Speaker 5>Dred's gonna be sending some time in a walking freezer.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>People don't need Anchoby huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Black people don't need Anthoby's baby. Hey, I gotta ask

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<v Speaker 3>you this, missus, Gino. What is the baddest and I

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<v Speaker 3>mean the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>Your show? The baddest radio show in the land is

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<v Speaker 5>the Steve Harvey Show?

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<v Speaker 3>Would law that morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Want to tell man? I'll be saying I'm gonna send

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<v Speaker 5>you some pieces. I'm sending that station, dozens of pieces

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<v Speaker 5>with double anthrobi on every one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>And there you have it right there, lady stupid and

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<v Speaker 4>just said it. Just set it right there. That's how

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<v Speaker 4>you do it. Just set it right there. You keep

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<v Speaker 4>it officially stupid. I would be officially stupid this Saturday

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<v Speaker 4>night in Montgomery, Alabama, in the Gump.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you tickets left, so y'all get them and

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<v Speaker 4>come on out and see your boy along with celebrity

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<v Speaker 4>the comedian also JJ Williamson. That boy right there is

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<v Speaker 4>straight ignorant. And of course you already know earthquake stupid

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<v Speaker 4>all day every day. Back right there is a hell

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<v Speaker 4>of a show in the Gump, Montgomery, Alabama.

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<v Speaker 2>Black Hats on, Black Hats up. Laying in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Cut Friday, April the fifth, That would be April Fool's Comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamn. Now stay with me now because I'm going somewhere.

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<v Speaker 6>Brian Hooks in the building, Chantay Wayne's in the building,

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<v Speaker 6>London Brown in the building, Lighting Love in the building,

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<v Speaker 6>Torry Hart in the building, Coco Brown, just hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all, this is hosted by Rip Michaels. You got

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<v Speaker 2>Bruce Bruce in the building. You got D. L. Hugley

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<v Speaker 2>in the building.

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<v Speaker 4>You got Tracy Morgan in the building, nephew, toll me

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<v Speaker 4>in the building. It's all going down at the Barclays Center, Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 4>in the House, Brooklyn, New York. That is Friday night,

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<v Speaker 4>April fifth, April Fool's Comedy Jam.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets are on seal reight now.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody is in the building. Yeah, you want to be

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<v Speaker 4>in the building, Go ahead, what you want to get

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<v Speaker 4>you in?

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't no in here. He ain't got nobody else

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<v Speaker 2>on that day.

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<v Speaker 7>No matter what time you get there, it's still the

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<v Speaker 7>whole show left.

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<v Speaker 2>You can make your own show.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh, Tommy, you know what I counted thirteen Tommy.

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<v Speaker 7>I told you that I've been counted thirteen thirteen thirteen

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<v Speaker 7>in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>But come get it, man.

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<v Speaker 4>We laughing all night, all right, We are laughing all night,

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<v Speaker 4>laying way in the cut.

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<v Speaker 2>April nineteenth and twentieth.

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<v Speaker 4>The Nephew is coming back to Baltimore, back by popular

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<v Speaker 4>the Man at the Comedy Factory. That is April nineteenth

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<v Speaker 4>and twenty b more. I'm coming back. Tickets on sale

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<v Speaker 4>read now, and then you gonna catch me Friday too.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to Friday. You can just turn TeV on,

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<v Speaker 4>won't you do it? Yes, Friday? That right there is

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<v Speaker 4>Ready to.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, there's thirteen people on there too. He's on that

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<v Speaker 7>TV show. He clearly the start of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Ready to Love on Ready Love on Friday. And Black

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<v Speaker 4>College Quiz is on Saturday. Check your listens and catch

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<v Speaker 4>your boy on Black College Quiz so you can see

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<v Speaker 4>some amazing students at HBCU colleges. They are battling for

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<v Speaker 4>scholarship money and they y'alls smart as all get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that's me Black College Quiz. All right, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is wonderful, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Strawberry Letter of the subject why is my mom

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<v Speaker 1>sharing my daddy out?

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<v Speaker 2>Right after this, you're listening

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show