Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is why is my mom sharing my daddy?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, we'll find out what that's all about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut the room down on that one. Why is
Speaker 1: my mom sharing my daddy? We'll find out in just
Speaker 1: a few because right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Nephew, what do you have for us?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know what I got? I got stupid and ignorance.
Speaker 4: Let me go through my file real quick, here, Shirley,
Speaker 4: go down the list and see how stupid what I
Speaker 4: want to get?
Speaker 2: You know, mile, medium, a hot stupidity.
Speaker 4: You know, I got to figure out which level I'm
Speaker 4: gonna drop on y'all this morning.
Speaker 2: And let's see here. I'm gonna come my medium, my
Speaker 2: hot stupid like wings. Yeah. So you got files and flavors? Yeah,
Speaker 2: okay of stupid, Yeah stupid, don't make no sense, no
Speaker 2: doubt my goodness. So what's today? What flavor you feel
Speaker 2: in today? Right between medium and hot? Right up there?
Speaker 2: You my stupid on sizzle.
Speaker 4: I keep it on this right here is no anchobies,
Speaker 4: No anchoby let's go cattel yellow man.
Speaker 3: Who who is the person I need to talk to about?
Speaker 3: I got a pizza that's been messed up? Who do
Speaker 3: I need to talk to?
Speaker 5: Well, you can talk to me. What's going on? What
Speaker 5: happened to your pizza?
Speaker 3: Nobody puts some manchobies on my pizza? Black people?
Speaker 5: No man?
Speaker 3: Who who would do that?
Speaker 5: Who would put settled down with the language that pal?
Speaker 5: All right? You know, if you got answerbies on your pizza,
Speaker 5: you just must have gotten mixed up with another water.
Speaker 5: I'll send you another. It ain't a big deal.
Speaker 3: But I ain't answer no anthobies. Man. Matter of fact,
Speaker 3: let me ask you something. What the here's a antoby
Speaker 3: any damn way.
Speaker 5: It's like a sardine. That's what a fanchoby is. Okay,
Speaker 5: now take a sardine.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something. Man, what's
Speaker 3: your name? What is your name?
Speaker 5: I'm Gino. I'm Gino.
Speaker 3: So you're the owner of the damn pizza place?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I owned the damn pizza place. And these people
Speaker 5: calling me that person at me because there was a mistake.
Speaker 5: You know, mistakes happened. Now where stakes go on in
Speaker 5: his life? And then you get in some Anthobies on
Speaker 5: your pizza.
Speaker 3: All right, man, Okay, So here's the deal. I done
Speaker 3: had a bunch of Jafs coming out or the pizza,
Speaker 3: and every last one of them got Aantrobies on them.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. So I got an issue
Speaker 3: with it. I'd have spent over fifty dollars with you
Speaker 3: with these pizzas in the right row.
Speaker 5: Nobody likes anchobis black.
Speaker 3: You know pantopies, man.
Speaker 5: Okay about it? Hold on, I'm on my mot certain
Speaker 5: I've served an Choby pizza of black people before.
Speaker 3: Okay, the black people that I know don't eat and sholby.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, then we'll send you some pizzas without any
Speaker 5: Anchoby's on them.
Speaker 3: You know what I like. I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 3: You know what, man, You didn't tell.
Speaker 5: Me there was so much attitude to start with. You
Speaker 5: wouldn't get no attitude.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, look at it. Don't get your okay, don't
Speaker 3: get you what happened?
Speaker 5: Why did you do? What did you just did?
Speaker 4: You just threaten me?
Speaker 3: I said, don't get you.
Speaker 5: You think you're talking who the do you think you're
Speaker 5: talking to?
Speaker 2: Face?
Speaker 3: I'm talking to Gino the owner, right, p real.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. You don't tell me you that
Speaker 5: to kick my Okay, found you know where the fizzure is?
Speaker 5: You know? You just calm down, do you do you?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's it. I'll tell you what man in the
Speaker 3: next three to five minutes, op in the walk down there.
Speaker 3: Thank your putting an showies on here and having a
Speaker 3: little pump with attitude like you said, you can't get.
Speaker 5: Thrown you come on down here, okay and we'll see.
Speaker 5: Do me a favor, go yourself and no one show
Speaker 5: it in on. Okay, I'm bringing it on down here.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll take care of it there. I'll stop
Speaker 5: talking Anchoby up yet?
Speaker 3: So all right, foul okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: all right, cool, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: You like to say okay a lot do you words?
Speaker 3: Okay, you need to have somebody there with you when
Speaker 3: I get there, because I promise you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not shaking in his boots. Pow. Me and
Speaker 5: my anchobies were sitting here scared out of our minds
Speaker 5: right now, okay, dealt with clowns like you. My old life.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you this. Do you do you know
Speaker 3: who you're talking to.
Speaker 5: I'm puppeted something, an idiot who don't know how to talk.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking to.
Speaker 3: No, you're talking to niphim talk from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morty Show. Mister Gino, you just got preak.
Speaker 5: You're telling me I'm throwing F bombs all over the radio.
Speaker 3: You're dropping M bomb all over the radio.
Speaker 5: Baby, who I want to know who did this to me?
Speaker 5: Because they're getting some F bombs?
Speaker 3: You do you have a guy that works for you?
Speaker 3: He says he works five to close. Andre you got
Speaker 3: and you got a dre that works for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a Drade that works for me. And
Speaker 5: Dred's gonna be sending some time in a walking freezer.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: People don't need Anchoby huh.
Speaker 3: Black people don't need Anthoby's baby. Hey, I gotta ask
Speaker 3: you this, missus, Gino. What is the baddest and I
Speaker 3: mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 5: Your show? The baddest radio show in the land is
Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Show?
Speaker 3: Would law that morning?
Speaker 5: Want to tell man? I'll be saying I'm gonna send
Speaker 5: you some pieces. I'm sending that station, dozens of pieces
Speaker 5: with double anthrobi on every one of them.
Speaker 4: And there you have it right there, lady stupid and
Speaker 4: just said it. Just set it right there. That's how
Speaker 4: you do it. Just set it right there. You keep
Speaker 4: it officially stupid. I would be officially stupid this Saturday
Speaker 4: night in Montgomery, Alabama, in the Gump.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 4: So if you tickets left, so y'all get them and
Speaker 4: come on out and see your boy along with celebrity
Speaker 4: the comedian also JJ Williamson. That boy right there is
Speaker 4: straight ignorant. And of course you already know earthquake stupid
Speaker 4: all day every day. Back right there is a hell
Speaker 4: of a show in the Gump, Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 2: Black Hats on, Black Hats up. Laying in the.
Speaker 4: Cut Friday, April the fifth, That would be April Fool's Comedy.
Speaker 2: Jamn. Now stay with me now because I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 6: Brian Hooks in the building, Chantay Wayne's in the building,
Speaker 6: London Brown in the building, Lighting Love in the building,
Speaker 6: Torry Hart in the building, Coco Brown, just hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh all, this is hosted by Rip Michaels. You got
Speaker 2: Bruce Bruce in the building. You got D. L. Hugley
Speaker 2: in the building.
Speaker 4: You got Tracy Morgan in the building, nephew, toll me
Speaker 4: in the building. It's all going down at the Barclays Center, Brooklyn,
Speaker 4: in the House, Brooklyn, New York. That is Friday night,
Speaker 4: April fifth, April Fool's Comedy Jam.
Speaker 2: Tickets are on seal reight now.
Speaker 4: Everybody is in the building. Yeah, you want to be
Speaker 4: in the building, Go ahead, what you want to get
Speaker 4: you in?
Speaker 2: I ain't no in here. He ain't got nobody else
Speaker 2: on that day.
Speaker 7: No matter what time you get there, it's still the
Speaker 7: whole show left.
Speaker 2: You can make your own show.
Speaker 4: Huh, Tommy, you know what I counted thirteen Tommy.
Speaker 7: I told you that I've been counted thirteen thirteen thirteen
Speaker 7: in the building.
Speaker 2: But come get it, man.
Speaker 4: We laughing all night, all right, We are laughing all night,
Speaker 4: laying way in the cut.
Speaker 2: April nineteenth and twentieth.
Speaker 4: The Nephew is coming back to Baltimore, back by popular
Speaker 4: the Man at the Comedy Factory. That is April nineteenth
Speaker 4: and twenty b more. I'm coming back. Tickets on sale
Speaker 4: read now, and then you gonna catch me Friday too.
Speaker 4: If you want to Friday. You can just turn TeV on,
Speaker 4: won't you do it? Yes, Friday? That right there is
Speaker 4: Ready to.
Speaker 7: Well, there's thirteen people on there too. He's on that
Speaker 7: TV show. He clearly the start of that.
Speaker 4: Ready to Love on Ready Love on Friday. And Black
Speaker 4: College Quiz is on Saturday. Check your listens and catch
Speaker 4: your boy on Black College Quiz so you can see
Speaker 4: some amazing students at HBCU colleges. They are battling for
Speaker 4: scholarship money and they y'alls smart as all get out.
Speaker 2: Man, that's me Black College Quiz. All right, I love it.
Speaker 1: That is wonderful, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it's
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter of the subject why is my mom
Speaker 1: sharing my daddy out?
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