1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Hang 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: onto your seats for this one. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby. 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but right now, nothing else. Right now, 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call. What 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: you got hey, Cerile, it's football season. Tell gat us. 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: Oh that's the name of it. Tell gat us. I'll 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: speak to Ta Rock speaking. Is this t Rock? Yeah? 9 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: What's up? Hey, man? Let me ask you something. All 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: last year y'all was tail gating here in the parking 11 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: lot at the apartment. Are y'all doing that again this year? Yeah? Always, 12 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: that's what we do. Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I 13 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: just move here about a year ago. Let me tell 14 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: you something. All that noise I'll be making down there 15 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: to get you some money. Hold on, hold on, man, 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. First of all, I 17 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: don't know who you want. My thing is that we 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: we would do out here, man, we all get together, brother, 19 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: go to work. Man. At the end off we want 20 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: to we want to get together and throw a little 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: bobecue whatever. That's what we do. Let me call with that, dude. 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: You anyway, come. Don't making too much. I don't want 23 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: who you live. I live here in an apartment to man, 24 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: can't even wanna tell you what I tell you. We 25 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: should want to talk all that. No, it's about what 26 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: we're doing out here. Man. I think you hain your 27 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: bucket down here and say it to my place. Who 28 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: are you? Man? Don't don't worry about who I am? 29 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: But man first, man, I'm trying to have a good day, 30 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna hear some like this. Come on, man, 31 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: who who are you supposed to be? Man? I'm te 32 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: rock down. Come down, and we do what we do. 33 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: We all get together. We try to have a good 34 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: time with it. You want to come with this? What 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: I missed? My days gone with that? Do call man? Man? 36 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: You know y'all all that knowing man disturbing people while 37 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: they're in there. No, Man, but I say, look here, 38 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: I'm play at the end of the week. Man, brother, 39 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: get together, put the money together, man, and we get 40 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: together and we try to have a good time. If 41 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: you want to come down to join us, man, you 42 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: more than welcome. I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother, 43 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: Come down, grive a play. Man. But man, please don't 44 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: try to miss my day of don't dot please, don't man, please, man, 45 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 1: I'm trying y'all missing month day off with all that 46 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 1: day I'm noise. Man, Come man, look, this is what 47 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: we do. You want to join, you to join, You 48 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: ain't gonna join. Shut the hell up, and man, let 49 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: me do what you're gonna do. But let let us 50 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: do what we do. This is we do on the weekend. 51 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: This is how we are. We leave our fifth We're 52 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: gonna try to do something, get together and have a 53 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: good time. And you want to try to miss that up? 54 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: Make all that man. All I'm staying is man, if 55 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: y'all tell game, won't y'all call y'all down to the 56 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: stadium man, and what damn cowboys play? We can't go there, man, 57 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: We don't want to go down there. We want to 58 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: get together where we are right. This is what we do, man, 59 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: this is what we do. Ain't nobody ever complain now 60 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: one time? Now, I want tell you the first fund 61 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: ever complain we've been doing this free is that's the 62 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: first time we ever had a complaint. You know, you 63 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: know what's draw your mother now and off white, white white, 64 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: Why y'all don't buy y'all some tickets to the damn game. Man, 65 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 1: What want y'all go go to the game? Why the 66 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 1: game to be in my my parking lot? Well, I'm 67 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: feel like this. No, we can't afford a ticket, man, 68 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: So we do. We should get together. We do what 69 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: we can. We put our money together. We get together, 70 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: and that's what we do again. Like I said early, man, 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: you more the or come down. You want to bring 72 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: his old monkey? Oh yeah, go man, gone with that, Doc, 73 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: gone with that man. You ain't no cowboy fan move 74 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: around you. Let me let me, let me, let me 75 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: tell you this right here. Man, if y'all find up 76 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: this pit on Sunday, I'm coming down there and turning it. Yall, 77 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: what over? You know what, y'all wan on, I'm turning y'all, 78 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: y'all find it, pick up, and I promise you I'm 79 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: gonna turning the damn barb q pito and I promise 80 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: you'd be standing at the top of the church. You 81 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: will be staring at the top of church. And that 82 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: son had me to pick the flow. You're gonna hit 83 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: the flow, and man, you're gonna hit it. Don't don't 84 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: find and pick up Sunday, you hit me. Do not 85 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: find this, you can't. It's gonna be no. I'm looking 86 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: for the pick now, I'm looking for him that it's 87 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: gonna be out there. It's gonna be out there. I'm 88 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: curing your muskey told you that you just rbing people, 89 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: and you're disturbing me more than anything, you know, And 90 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: y'all here, I'm gonna all last year, y'all tell you 91 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: right here in the damn apartments. Man, that's crazy, you 92 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: know what, dude, I would apologize you, but let me 93 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: say like this here. Man, you don't y'all, I don't 94 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: tell you. You come down to get a plate, you 95 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: come down to join the you know, we're just getting together, 96 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: trying to make it a family down here. Just what 97 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: you want to bring to me, you don't open. I'm 98 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: on the other level now, I'm on that other level. 99 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. My meal don't know. I was on 100 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: the other level midway through the season last year. What 101 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: on that day, I'm noise? Man? Man, Oh my god, man, look, 102 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. My mean hit the phong 103 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: or somebody to come back and disturbing what we do. 104 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: What we do, it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell 105 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: you like that. We ain't trying to have no wish 106 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: and they have no problems. We're donna get down like that. 107 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: We're just trying to have a good time. That's all 108 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 1: we do. We're doing it for three years. We got 109 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,119 Speaker 1: the kids out here playing. We've got the big screen 110 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 1: out where everybody to watch the game, you know, extending 111 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: my some love about to come buy half play with us. 112 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: But you're gonna talk about coming knocking my meal off 113 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: as long as I want, I promise you, MANI touch 114 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: the ground, You're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man, 115 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: I'll go with there with that man, he don't do that. Okay, 116 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 1: look at him. Man, I'm telling you right now, y'all. 117 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: As soon as I swear that bard q pit so 118 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: when I swear a little charcold, I promise you I'm 119 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: turning it so, y'all ain't doing this this year. Man, 120 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: y'all ain't doing it this year? You do, mann' um? 121 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: You live them, doc, you lift, but the bunch you 122 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: present yourself to me? Man, what you do that? You 123 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: know what? There? You can meet me at the least 124 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 1: and off I'm at the leasta. I won't start walking 125 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: right and after least off right now far, I see 126 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 1: who the hell I'm talking to this man? Listen, Okay, 127 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: well you need to see who's gonna turn this pit over, y'all? 128 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: Ain't that ye? Man? I want to see that. I 129 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: want to see that happen. Because soon as soon as 130 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: you touching my pity, that mean hit the float. You 131 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: don't hit the flow quicker than the meat will. I'm 132 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: trying to have a good challenge or black you're trying 133 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: to get together? Man, everybody comes and drinking bill. Nobody's 134 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: saying nothing, but I don't want to getting your monkey'nna 135 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: come out. Okay, I'll tell you what bring you to 136 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: the least and off and I polish you. I'm up 137 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: in the ahead. I'm in ahead. You need you need 138 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: to bring with somebody with you. That's what you need 139 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: to do. Okay, I'm about I think I'm gonna brain 140 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: with me. I got two pm a brain with me. 141 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: It's gonna be me, myself and I and I've been 142 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: through this here. You won't putting no meat on that 143 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: crill comes sunny, Okay, I won't putting all right on 144 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: that crib. Tell what you and them damn cowboys. Man. 145 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: You know I'm talking about the cowboys. Me like that, doc. 146 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: Now you rid me off. We all cowboy fan. You 147 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: wonna need me? The leasing office is on. I'm a 148 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: beat and then gonna put a Tony Romo short on 149 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: your I promise you you you wanna be a fan 150 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: of mine. Okay, okay, but do you know who you? 151 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: You do? You know who you're playing with? No? I don't, 152 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: And I about promise you when I find you you 153 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: don't know who you're playing with? Let me let me 154 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: let me tell you who I am. Yeah, tell me 155 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: who you are. Tell you I am nephew. Tellment from 156 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got cracked by 157 00:06:48,279 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: your boy Bobby. Yeah you y'all? Oh man, you ma'a. 158 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: I'm sorry man, you if you were fired up? Dog, 159 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: you am sory. It says hot out here anyway. We 160 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: don't care. We're gonna we can take it, man, y'alla 161 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: Sunday man, that's what we do. Everybody pitching in and 162 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: we all get together. Man, it's a it's a family thing. 163 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, man, you're good man. You can let me 164 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 1: ask you. What's the baddest radio show in the land 165 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: man Steve Harvey Morning Show brother. Yeah, I probably wouldn't 166 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: look too fun. No, no, no, no, can you finish 167 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: your junior? Yeah it is? Huh was that everything you want? Everything? Plus? 168 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: We can't praise you don't give it to me. I 169 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: don't know why he liked that, because he don't know 170 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: nothing else. Yeah, I'll hear y'all. You were great, you 171 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: were great. Yeah right now you are all of that 172 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: independent center. You hear this? Boy? Come on? Yeah, because 173 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm stupid, stupid. They come around once a year. Yeah, yeah, 174 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: I some blade, Here I go, explosion. The next you 175 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: come in down quake ride man? Uh Dominique, Yeah, we 176 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: all be all down there? What else you got? Also? 177 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: Deceler Twitter night? Here's done here? I come smart fighting 178 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: that center that New Year's New Year's ain't sparts got 179 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 1: that center? Oh Twitter Night? We're in d C. Baby, 180 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 1: because hall know. Yeah, man, you're the greatest thank you 181 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 1: of all time. But I ain't nobody touch me. I 182 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: don't see how I'm with this to the end. The man, 183 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: I don't know nothing else. Yeah, what's you know? That's 184 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: what you used to do before? Anybody smarter than all right, 185 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,679 Speaker 1: thank you Tommy and Jun your coming up next, It 186 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: is Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby.