WEBVTT - You Hit My Car Now Im Cracking Yours

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you phone Elvis, Elvis, Dan Elvis, Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>A little email came in, says, dear Elvis, please phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>This is his name.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's under a lot of stress at work and

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<v Speaker 1>he's just ready to jump. Anyway, I have an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's tell Dad that I took his brand new Cadillac

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<v Speaker 1>Escalade out for a ride and while backing out of

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<v Speaker 1>the driveway, I hit the car of our neighbor across

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<v Speaker 1>the street. Dare you, he'll go nuts. He loves that

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<v Speaker 1>escalade more than life itself. On Uh, and I'm submitting

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<v Speaker 1>this on behalf of all of his co workers at

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<v Speaker 1>the Hunts Point market in the Bronx. They can't get

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<v Speaker 1>enough of your phone taps. This comes to us from Rose.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Guy's daughter Rose is going to start the

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<v Speaker 1>call and then our friend Scary is going to come

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<v Speaker 1>in later as the neighbor across the street whose car

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<v Speaker 1>was hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, guys senior, please okay, good by. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to show Hillary the escalade.

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<v Speaker 2>Right and you know he parks behind our car. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy across the street. Yeah, I couldn't hit his car.

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<v Speaker 2>You hit him? Yeah? Why did you take the escalade out? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he just wanted to so, Hilary, why why? But why?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you don't touch the an escalade. How bad

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<v Speaker 2>is his car? Just his door? My car up too?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you not to touch that car, which he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even go off. Now, where's the guy's car by

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<v Speaker 2>the tray right behind us? Where is the guy? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know he had sat in the middle of the street.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even by the sidewalk. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>you touch my escalation. You know you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>touch it. It was blocking. I don't know. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did you touch my car? Okay, didn't I tell you? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't touch that squad? I know, but I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mile got my date. I told you don't my car.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you please don't touch that car, and you

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<v Speaker 2>did it. Don't touch the car now, rick Is, don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me you touch this car. I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already seen him.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta ring the don't say my pappy home into

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<v Speaker 2>the wall. I touched this car. I told you, don't

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<v Speaker 2>touch the car. I can't leave the keys around the ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell the guy right now? Yeah? Can I help

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<v Speaker 2>you out across the street, and uh, we have a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of an active outside. What happened? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see a car in the middle of the road because

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<v Speaker 2>you keeple park it there. I kind of crossed the door.

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<v Speaker 2>You what? Hella? I crssed the door? Hello? Bar Yeah? Here, wyah?

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<v Speaker 2>Who am I speaking with? Guy? He's Frankie. All right, Frank?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? What did you do to my car? I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>This is out of control. There's got to be about

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<v Speaker 1>three thousand dollars worth of damage here, and my whole

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<v Speaker 1>door is bashed in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talk to your father. Hell, hello, yeah, you did

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<v Speaker 2>that much damage. No, he doesn't know. You're stupid. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get still over there for touching the car.

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<v Speaker 1>If my car looks like that, then your car deserves

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<v Speaker 1>to look like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna rip this car of shreds in the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm paying for the damage.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, an eye for an eye?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't touch the car. I'm sort of a bitch. Escalate.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Little Let me call the car unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>Take this. It was an accident, Frank who gave it

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<v Speaker 2>the keys?

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<v Speaker 1>To the car.

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<v Speaker 2>It was an accident. She took the keys. You gave

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<v Speaker 2>it the keys, She has the keys.

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<v Speaker 1>Your car is a big boat compared to my little

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<v Speaker 1>thing over here. You're sorry about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, that's an accent. Yes, accidents happened, right, No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>paying for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna pay for this whole damn thing. Yes, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're an awful good sport because this is its own tap.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it, You got Oh my god, are you

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<v Speaker 2>getting me? She got me?

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