Speaker 1: Don't you phone Elvis, Elvis, Dan Elvis, Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1: A little email came in, says, dear Elvis, please phone
Speaker 1: tap my dad.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: This is his name.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's under a lot of stress at work and
Speaker 1: he's just ready to jump. Anyway, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Let's tell Dad that I took his brand new Cadillac
Speaker 1: Escalade out for a ride and while backing out of
Speaker 1: the driveway, I hit the car of our neighbor across
Speaker 1: the street. Dare you, he'll go nuts. He loves that
Speaker 1: escalade more than life itself. On Uh, and I'm submitting
Speaker 1: this on behalf of all of his co workers at
Speaker 1: the Hunts Point market in the Bronx. They can't get
Speaker 1: enough of your phone taps. This comes to us from Rose.
Speaker 1: All right, Guy's daughter Rose is going to start the
Speaker 1: call and then our friend Scary is going to come
Speaker 1: in later as the neighbor across the street whose car
Speaker 1: was hit.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys senior, please okay, good by. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to show Hillary the escalade.
Speaker 2: Right and you know he parks behind our car. Uh,
Speaker 2: the guy across the street. Yeah, I couldn't hit his car.
Speaker 2: You hit him? Yeah? Why did you take the escalade out? Oh?
Speaker 2: Because he just wanted to so, Hilary, why why? But why?
Speaker 2: I told you don't touch the an escalade. How bad
Speaker 2: is his car? Just his door? My car up too?
Speaker 2: I bet you not to touch that car, which he
Speaker 2: didn't even go off. Now, where's the guy's car by
Speaker 2: the tray right behind us? Where is the guy? I
Speaker 2: don't know he had sat in the middle of the street.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even by the sidewalk. I don't know why
Speaker 2: you touch my escalation. You know you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: touch it. It was blocking. I don't know. It was like,
Speaker 2: why did you touch my car? Okay, didn't I tell you? Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't touch that squad? I know, but I like it.
Speaker 2: Mile got my date. I told you don't my car.
Speaker 2: I told you please don't touch that car, and you
Speaker 2: did it. Don't touch the car now, rick Is, don't
Speaker 2: tell me you touch this car. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I've already seen him.
Speaker 2: You gotta ring the don't say my pappy home into
Speaker 2: the wall. I touched this car. I told you, don't
Speaker 2: touch the car. I can't leave the keys around the ball.
Speaker 2: Don't tell the guy right now? Yeah? Can I help
Speaker 2: you out across the street, and uh, we have a
Speaker 2: little bit of an active outside. What happened? I didn't
Speaker 2: see a car in the middle of the road because
Speaker 2: you keeple park it there. I kind of crossed the door.
Speaker 2: You what? Hella? I crssed the door? Hello? Bar Yeah? Here, wyah?
Speaker 2: Who am I speaking with? Guy? He's Frankie. All right, Frank?
Speaker 2: What happened? What did you do to my car? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: This is out of control. There's got to be about
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars worth of damage here, and my whole
Speaker 1: door is bashed in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk to your father. Hell, hello, yeah, you did
Speaker 2: that much damage. No, he doesn't know. You're stupid. Huh.
Speaker 2: Let me get still over there for touching the car.
Speaker 1: If my car looks like that, then your car deserves
Speaker 1: to look like this.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rip this car of shreds in the second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm paying for the damage.
Speaker 1: I say, an eye for an eye?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't touch the car. I'm sort of a bitch. Escalate.
Speaker 2: He's a stupid.
Speaker 1: Little Let me call the car unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Take this. It was an accident, Frank who gave it
Speaker 2: the keys?
Speaker 1: To the car.
Speaker 2: It was an accident. She took the keys. You gave
Speaker 2: it the keys, She has the keys.
Speaker 1: Your car is a big boat compared to my little
Speaker 1: thing over here. You're sorry about it?
Speaker 2: Huh, that's an accent. Yes, accidents happened, right, No, I'm
Speaker 2: paying for it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for this whole damn thing. Yes, Well,
Speaker 1: you're an awful good sport because this is its own tap.
Speaker 2: You got it, You got Oh my god, are you
Speaker 2: getting me? She got me?
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