1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio. 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 2: Elizabeth Dutton. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 3: Nothing, you know it's ridiculous. 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 4: Yes, I've been waiting, waiting, waiting to tell you this. Yes, Sweden, 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 4: you know the country. 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not ridiculous. 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 4: No, I know, just give you a second. I'm warming 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 4: up for this one because it's my brain. I'm still 9 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 4: trying to rack my like how I had looked this 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 4: up to see I thought it was a joke, a scam, 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 4: a hoague something. I mean, this can't be real. But 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 4: apparently from what I found, there is a website it 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 4: seems to be legit. Sweden became the first country to 14 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 4: decide that sex is a sport, so there's now the 15 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 4: Sweetest Sex Federation and they're organizing the first European Sex Championship. 16 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 4: So apparently this will last for several weeks. Just like 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 4: the Olympics, participants are allowed to compete six hours a day. 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 4: They have forty five minutes to an hour for each match. 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 4: There's all sorts of things they'll be judged on, like 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 4: a penetration, endurance, post performance or sorry, pose performance. I 21 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 4: thought it was post anyway, so I looked up the 22 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 4: website right and it's this place, the Sweetest Sex Federation dot. 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 3: Com and this is real. 24 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 2: You checked. 25 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 4: As much as I can tell, they have a very like, 26 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 4: seemingly legit website. 27 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 2: I had. 28 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 4: Most of the press has been because it's it just 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 4: got announced, so I've not seen The New York Times 30 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 4: is not writing about it, nor is even the Daily News, 31 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 4: which makes me a little worried. 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, one of them should be writing the. 33 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 4: Daily Mail and the Daily So they apparently they say 34 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 4: sex is a sport, and they are really big on 35 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 4: making sure that it's Ah, this is not about men 36 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 4: dominating women's this is this is like teamwork sex. So yeah, 37 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 4: they want to actively change the view of sex. This 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 4: is a very sex positive thing. I don't know how 39 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,559 Speaker 4: Sex Olympics are going to change the view of sex 40 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 4: because yeah, they let's see, like, for instance, whereas there's 41 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 4: one point I wanted to show you here there was 42 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they said quote and I thought you'd like 43 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 4: this with tears in their eyes. S SF can stay 44 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 4: that none of the one hundred and ninety five countries 45 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 4: in the world have any educational center that would use 46 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 4: tax money to educate people in love and sex, which 47 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 4: is the most peaceful thing in human history. So they've 48 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 4: taken it upon themselves educated people about human sex through 49 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 4: sex games championships. 50 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 3: Sir, Sir, sex is. 51 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 2: Getting known more and more every day, Elizabeth. 52 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 3: It's totally legal, cool. Oh, ridiculous, totally cool, totfully ridiculous, 53 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 3: totally uncool. Uh. Do you know what else is ridiculous? 54 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 3: Airport though, losing it, going absolutely berzonkers berserker over a 55 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 3: hot air balloon. 56 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 2: Oh? I like it. 57 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 3: This is Ridiculous Crime a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists, 58 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 3: and cons. It's always ninety nine percent murder free and 59 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 3: one ridiculous. I've spoken of riots here before. 60 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seem to like them? 61 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 3: Do straw hat riot? The clown on firefighter. 62 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 2: Right at the Yeah, the circuit riot. 63 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 3: That was really good. Have you ever been in a riot? 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 2: Oh? Girl, you know me. I've been some riots. 65 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 3: Yes, have you liked that. 66 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 4: I've been in riots, but mostly they were political things 67 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 4: that turned into what would be termed riots. And then 68 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 4: I've been in things that started out intentionally, as I guess, 69 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 4: riotous behavior, and the best way to describe it would be, oh, 70 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 4: they're rioting, and if you're rioting. I think you call 71 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 4: that a riot. So I've been in both, you know, 72 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 4: amateur riots and politically professional riots, I guess so, like yeah. 73 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 3: Like damaged destructions, yeah. 74 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 4: Breaking windows stuff. Like I was very young, I didn't 75 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 4: really know the value of things. Like when you're nineteen 76 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 4: and you're going out to make a statement, you think 77 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 4: that this is direct action and you kick the like, 78 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 4: you know, the rear the side mirror off a car. Right, 79 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 4: you're not thinking that, like, that's not really direct action. 80 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 4: That's just you breaking stuff under the proviso of I'm 81 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 4: doing politics. 82 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 3: Right, I've been in a riot. 83 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 4: You've been Wait a minute, now, that's surprising. What was 84 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 4: the riot? Was this like you and pets? It was 85 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 4: a bunch of dogs running the streets. 86 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 3: It was right o Colosseum, Metallica. 87 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 4: Oh yes, guns and Roses, this is good day on 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 4: the green, Oh my goodness. 89 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 3: And body count opens and then Metallica play, and then 90 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 3: Guns N' Roses. It was two hours before they came 91 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 3: on and everyone lost it and started ripping up the 92 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 3: field and throwing the whole colisseum. 93 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 4: Right, you guys, they had to repair the whole field, 94 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 4: you guys. The fight was epic. 95 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 2: From what I know, people went to this and it 96 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 2: was like it was crazy. 97 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 4: An actual like medieval battle of grass and metal heads. 98 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 3: It's awesome. And there I was that I was. 99 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: Who did you take scalps? Do you get anybody? 100 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 3: I just I grabbed turf and I just shoved it 101 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 3: right in people's mouths and put their teeth out. 102 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 2: It was violent. Look what you made doing. 103 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 3: And I did a dime for it. Yeah, in Susanville, 104 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: I have riot for you today, Zarren. It's going to 105 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 3: be a laugh riot. 106 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 2: Oh get ready, We're going. 107 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 3: To take a stroll through histories more ridiculous riots. So 108 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 3: I have a couple for you. Let's start in London, 109 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 3: all right, seventeen forty nine London time. Well, I know 110 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 3: it was a great year. John Montague, the second Duke 111 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 3: of Montague. He was a lot of things, so. 112 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 2: It was a new dukedom at that time. 113 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 3: He was he was the owner of a coal mine, 114 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 3: He was a doctor. He was governor, making patients and 115 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 3: saving patient exactly. He was governor of the islands of 116 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 3: Saint Lucia and Saint Vincent. Oh, and he was a 117 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 3: supporter of orphanages. He financed the education of two black Brits, 118 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 3: Ignacious Sancho and Francis Williams or Sancho, I should probably say, 119 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 3: and Francis williams Ignatius Sancho is a really fascinating fellow. 120 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 3: By the way. He was born on a slave ship 121 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 3: in the Atlantic, sold to slavery and New Granada, sent 122 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 3: to Britain, ran away from where he was sold to 123 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 3: the Montague House and they took him in. They taught 124 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,799 Speaker 3: him to read and write. He had his portrait painted 125 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 3: there by Thomas Gainsborough, Oh wow, and was just like 126 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 3: taken under their wing. Eventually he wound up owning his 127 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 3: own business, a grocery shop. He wrote essays and plays 128 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: and books and music, and worked as a staunch abolitionist. 129 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 3: He was friends with the famous Shakespearean actor David Garrick, 130 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 3: and who was like the first like theater idol, like 131 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 3: the first time. David Garrick was like at the time 132 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 3: you didn't go. If you go to see a play, 133 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 3: it was because it was that play. But then they 134 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 3: started putting his name above the title of the play. 135 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 3: He had top. 136 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 2: He was like the first star, the first star. 137 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like before Sarah Burnandra Bullock Boetheart he 138 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 4: was London sweetheart. 139 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: Yes. And then Ignatius he could vote because he was 140 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 3: a male property owner, and so he was the first 141 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: British African to do so. So this guy that I'm 142 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 3: talking about, John Montague, he supported this guy so interesting, 143 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 3: really really fascinating guy. So he was all these things, 144 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 3: but he was also a practical joker. Okay, and this 145 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 3: is what his mother in law said about him. Quote, 146 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 3: all his talents lie in things only natural in boys 147 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 3: of fifteen years old, and he is about two and fifty. 148 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 3: To get people into his garden and wet them with squirts, 149 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 3: and to invite people to his country houses and put 150 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 3: things in bed to make them itch, and twenty such 151 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 3: pretty fancies as these I erort. 152 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 2: Live. 153 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 3: He's spraying people with garden hoses and putting itching powder 154 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 3: in their sets. Oh yeah, yeah, so this is like 155 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 3: it is like everyday suburban dad stuff, but like in 156 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 3: his position, it was unheard of. 157 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's to be arrest. 158 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 3: One time he dunked the political philosopher Montesque in a 159 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 3: tub of cold water as a joke. Zing, Okay, I'll 160 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 3: show you one day. 161 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 2: John. 162 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 3: He's hanging out with some other wealthy nobles, including the 163 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 3: Duke of Portland and the Earl of Chesterfield. And he 164 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 3: had an idea. He wanted to make a wager. He 165 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 3: bet that if he put an ad in the paper 166 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 3: that publicized a stage show where a guy climbed into 167 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 3: a court bottle, the place would sell out like a 168 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,559 Speaker 3: grown man, like basically like a wine bobble. 169 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. 170 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 4: He thought he could get a room full of people 171 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 4: to come in and pay to see a guy climb 172 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 4: into a bottle. 173 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. 174 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 3: And they all laughed and then like, oh he's look, 175 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: he's in the bottle. And then these pleaves will surely 176 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 3: go nuts for this. 177 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 2: Okay. 178 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 3: So they agreed, let's do it. And so they took 179 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 3: out an ad. All right, Actually they took out a 180 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 3: bunch of ads. 181 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 5: Let me read you one of itne No, here's the 182 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 5: ad at the new Theater in the Haymarket on Monday 183 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 5: next the sixteenth instant to be seen a person who 184 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 5: performs the several most surprising things following viz. 185 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 3: First, he takes a common walking cane from any of 186 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 3: the spectators, and thereon plays the music of every instrument 187 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 3: now in use, and likewise sings to surprising perfection. Secondly, 188 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 3: he presents you with a common wine bottle, which any 189 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 3: of the spectators may first examine. This bottle is placed 190 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 3: on a table in the middle of the stage, and he, 191 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,319 Speaker 3: without any equivocation, goes into it in sight of all 192 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 3: the spectators and sings in it. During his stay in 193 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 3: the bottle, any person may handle it and see plainly 194 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 3: that it does not exceed a common tavern bottle. Those 195 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 3: on stage or in the boxes may come in masked 196 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 3: habits if agreeable to them, and the performer, if desired, 197 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 3: will inform them who they are. 198 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I have so recap. 199 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 3: To recap, Doodle, make a cane into any instrument on 200 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 3: the planet. He'll then climb into a bottle in front 201 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 3: of everyone. 202 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 2: Okay at first first one that's on a present. 203 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 4: You can see somebody do that in Harlem, Right, I'm like, Okay, 204 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 4: the guy took a staking turned in instrument. 205 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 2: I've seen that. 206 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 4: But like climent, keep they keep stressing that it's a 207 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 4: normal bottle, Like I get hold this with my hand. 208 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 4: How is a person like you couldn't fit a cat? 209 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 3: Not only once he's in the bottle, he's gonna sing 210 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 3: all the inspections continue whatever, and then people can come 211 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 3: on stage in masks and bottle Man's gonna be like, 212 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 3: I know who you are. 213 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 4: I'm not getting past the man in the bottle. You 214 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 4: can't get a man in. 215 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:30,680 Speaker 2: The bottle. So they're not bold or ridiculous. 216 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,440 Speaker 3: Would you buy a ticket to go see it? No? 217 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 2: I would think that person's a liar. 218 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 5: I think I would would you for what you're promising me? 219 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 3: This show? Me? 220 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 2: Okay? So wait, wait a minute. 221 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 3: More people were like me than you do you go. 222 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 2: To a lot of circus side shows? 223 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 3: No? 224 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 2: Have you ever pay to go to a side show? See? 225 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 4: I pay to go to a side show. So out 226 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,439 Speaker 4: of the two of us, I'm the real soccer. I'm 227 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 4: a socker I can speak with. This is not good, 228 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 4: sucker bet. 229 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 3: I just I'm so curious. What are they trying to anyway? 230 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 2: Go on? 231 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,040 Speaker 3: Yes, a lot of people bought tickets. 232 00:10:59,080 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 2: I want lizard. 233 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 3: It sold out. Magic shows were really popular back then. 234 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 3: Oh so that was like so they're thinking maybe it's 235 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,400 Speaker 3: this illusion, but like complete talk of the town, everybody's 236 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 3: all about this. So the show was a bottle guy 237 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 3: singing bottle guy. The show was that what was what 238 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 3: is now the Theater Royal Haymarket, although the building was 239 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 3: relocated down the street in eighteen twenty one, but it 240 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 3: was built in seventeen twenty It's currently the third oldest 241 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 3: London theater still in use. It originally showcased French plays. 242 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 3: The theater tradition between England and France's there's a lot 243 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 3: of back and forth to accommodate the various restrictions set 244 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 3: up by the English government over the years. When the 245 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 3: Brits would crack down on theater, the English actors would 246 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 3: head over to France to perform. Then when things eased up, 247 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 3: they'd come back. But they brought with them these incredible 248 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 3: advances in stagecraft, and around this time when they were 249 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 3: coming back, they brought back i'll talk about it, like 250 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 3: melodrama and stuff. So seventeen thirty seven, a little like 251 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 3: more than a decade before bottle Man, the Licensing Act 252 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 3: was introduced and it restricted the content of plays and 253 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 3: so you had to have any script had to be 254 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 3: approved by the Lord Chamberlain before it could be presented. 255 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 3: And so it was done to crack down on political satire. 256 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 3: It all came from one play called The Golden Rump 257 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 3: and so in it and it was like an anonymous play. 258 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,719 Speaker 3: There was no you know, playwright name. 259 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,439 Speaker 2: So this is post shakes. We're making fun of King James. 260 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 3: Right, and so in the play The Golden Rump, the 261 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:36,840 Speaker 3: Queen gives the king an enema and then so they're like, okay, 262 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 3: that's enough. 263 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,559 Speaker 2: One across the line. Across the burnet line. 264 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 3: They are banning obscene and scandalous material. And so anything 265 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 3: you know, criticizing or mocking the crown is going to 266 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 3: be scandalous. They ban it. Theaters got around this licensing 267 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,640 Speaker 3: act by putting on dramatic scenes that would be like 268 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 3: separated by musical interludes. So they're not putting on a 269 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 3: full play. They just do it. And it turns it's 270 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 3: basically becomes burlesque and melodrama. 271 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 4: It's like a vaudeville for them in a sense. You're 272 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 4: just getting bits of this, bits of that, maybe a 273 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 4: scene from a very famous pot. 274 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 3: And that was brought over from the continent. It was 275 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 3: very like the influences of French and Italian theater on 276 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 3: English theater at this time. You had, you know, because 277 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 3: of like Comedia d Larte in illianol just making it very. 278 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,719 Speaker 2: Over the top stock characters. Yeah, exactly known things you're 279 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 2: charging and playing with. 280 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 3: And so the serious actors they all decamped for France 281 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 3: once more. And it was during the time of the 282 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 3: Licensing Act that the Bottle Show was staged. And the 283 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,720 Speaker 3: Licensing Act was dropped in eighteen forty three. 284 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:37,440 Speaker 2: Wow. 285 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 3: And it wasn't until nineteen sixty eight that the Lord 286 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 3: Chamberlain's censorship of plays was ended. 287 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 4: Wait a minute, every play that I know before sixty 288 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,319 Speaker 4: eight had to be approved by some chamberlain. 289 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 2: Wow. 290 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 3: So melodrama and burlesque and then this bottle spectacle. They're 291 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 3: generally like entertainment for the masses. But it wasn't just 292 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 3: the hoy PELOI who tickets to see the court bottle trick. 293 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 3: The king's second son, the Duke of Cumberland, was up 294 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 3: in there. I mean it was just like everybody's there. 295 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 3: Theaters sold out, every single seat, every box standing room 296 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 3: was overextended. 297 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 4: To see a man climb into a bottle man climb 298 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 4: into a I'm just going to keep repeating and getting 299 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 4: back to the essential idea that everyone thinks that a 300 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 4: man's going to climb into a wine bottle and sing 301 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 4: a song to them. 302 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 3: We've talked about this before. There wasn't a whole lot 303 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 3: to do. 304 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 4: Apparently, not even like anything to do. They're like, look, 305 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 4: you want to see this dust land. 306 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 3: So at seven o'clock the house lights are brought up. Okay, 307 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 3: so exciting. Everyone just couldn't wait to see the man 308 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 3: shove himself inside a bottle hom telling you, And so 309 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 3: everyone sat there, no music, no opening act, no insult 310 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 3: comic to warm up the crowd. They grow restless. People 311 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 3: murmured to each other, wondering what the hold up could be, 312 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 3: and then they started like shouting, bring out the bottle guy. Yeah, 313 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,040 Speaker 3: we don't have to do who makes himself inexplicably tiny? 314 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 3: When people shouted insults, others like stomp their feet and 315 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 3: smash their canes into the ground, so it was like 316 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 3: a we will rock you. Suddenly a man appeared from behind. 317 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 2: The curtain, regular size man. 318 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 3: A regular size man, and he no bottle in sight, 319 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 3: and he was deeply apologetic. 320 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,360 Speaker 2: So it's terrible for conning all of you suckers. 321 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 3: He told the crowd that if court bottle guy didn't 322 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 3: show up in fifteen minutes, that the theater would refund 323 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 3: everyone's money. 324 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard this. 325 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, and so now like people are really jeering and 326 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 3: cat calling after he says I'll give him refund. 327 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 2: Like the box office post ten minutes ago. 328 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 3: I got dulled up in my best option for this. 329 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all my frills and my ruffles. 330 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 3: Someone in the pit yelled that if everyone paid double, 331 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 3: he'd crawl into a pint bottle like levity. So fifteen 332 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 3: minutes goes by, no bottle guy. Suddenly someone in one 333 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 3: of the boxes grabbed a lit candle and threw it 334 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 3: on the stage. Oh, they're just irritated. 335 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 2: That's bad, and everything's made of wood. 336 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 3: With that chaos, Yeah, the audience is now a mob. 337 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 3: They ripped out the seats and the benches. They wrecked shop. 338 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 3: People were shouting and screaming for like no reason. Ladies 339 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 3: are shrieking as their partners dragged him towards the exit 340 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 3: and the scramble. People lost their wigs. Yeahs snatched. They 341 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 3: were snatched. They lost their hats, their jackets, their dresses. 342 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 3: They were denoted Zarah. The building was basically gutted right rye. 343 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 3: Everything that could be removed was removed and tossed into 344 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 3: the street and then like seating scenery, costumes, flyers, disgruntled patrons, 345 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 3: and I imagine like excitable bystanders, they created a giant 346 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 3: bonfire out of the materials. So everything is dragged outside 347 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 3: and set on fire. Someone ripped down the curtain and 348 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 3: flew it like a giant flag. Doing their own indie 349 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 3: theater production of Limz climbed up there. Almost immediately, everyone 350 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 3: turned their anger towards Samuel Foot, the manager of the theater. 351 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 3: They were sure that he did this. No, he cried, 352 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 3: he didn't know anything about it. He knew nothing about 353 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,479 Speaker 3: nothing in fact. In fact, he said, he warned the 354 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 3: theater's owner, John Potter, that the whole thing seemed fishy, 355 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 3: you think, and it just didn't feel right. So everyone's 356 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:17,399 Speaker 3: looking at Potter. No, he cries, He said that a 357 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 3: strange man had handled all the details. 358 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,680 Speaker 2: A man with a mustache. 359 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 3: I'm sure that with enough money and no threats of 360 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 3: censorship from the crowd, Potter would have approved anything. 361 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 5: You know. 362 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 3: So the man in the bottle, or the bottle conjuror 363 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 3: as he was called, was all people were talking about. 364 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 3: The newspapers wrote breathlessly about the bottle Guy's absence and 365 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 3: what that meant. Satirical prints were produced. Among them two 366 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 3: caricatures published within the month. One was called the Bottle 367 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,160 Speaker 3: Conjuror from Head to Foot without Equivocation, and the other 368 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 3: one was called English Credulity or You're all bottled. Yeah, 369 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 3: I like the Head and Foot. One depicts the bonfire 370 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 3: in the crowd and has amazing speech bubble captions for 371 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 3: the people watching. No I have lost my head, yelled 372 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 3: someone with no head. This is the best. Oh ah, bitch, 373 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:13,120 Speaker 3: what's all this? Screams? What screams? It looks like a 374 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:21,879 Speaker 3: little boy in fancy clothes. Soon it someone's tossing a 375 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,439 Speaker 3: cat on the fire. Oh wow, that's great. And then 376 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 3: up in the balcony there's three members of the aristocracy 377 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 3: sipping from a bottle and watching the whole thing with. 378 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,400 Speaker 2: Great amusing, one of them shaving a dog. 379 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 3: So there was a bit in one newspaper that said 380 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,399 Speaker 3: that the bottle Conjuror had meant to show up, but 381 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,640 Speaker 3: was paid for a private show before the public one. 382 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 3: And then he did the trick there and the patron 383 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 3: corked the bottle and ran away with dud in it. 384 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,360 Speaker 3: And this story eventually goes to Europe, they find out 385 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 3: about it, and it was a great way for the 386 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 3: people on the continent to laugh at how dim and 387 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 3: gullible the English were. Oh, thanks so much for the 388 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 3: Age of Enlightenment. So the critic Barbara Benedict, she wrote 389 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 3: a book in two thousand and one called Currie, a 390 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 3: Cultural History of Early Modern Inquiry. Yeah, and she stated 391 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,880 Speaker 3: that the Bottle Conjurer quote promised to bring literature to life, 392 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 3: to reverse power relations, to incarnate onanism, to make monstrosity, 393 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 3: the transgression of physical boundaries humorous. Instead, he made the 394 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 3: audience fools of their own desire when balked furthermore, this 395 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,679 Speaker 3: unleashed desire to turn violent. 396 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 2: Now I have one question. 397 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 4: M Now, all these people gather and this was I imagine 398 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 4: the debut performance for the Bottle Conjure. Yeah, so like 399 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 4: no one has seen the show, so everyone's just hyped 400 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 4: on their imagination. Yes, and everyone's all excited and all 401 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 4: gonna talk about the Bottle Conjure. 402 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,800 Speaker 3: Well, it's like when you see an amazing trailer for 403 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 3: a movie and you get all jazz and nego and 404 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 3: it's terrible. 405 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:42,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that. 406 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 3: It's like you go to the theater and there's no where, 407 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 3: And then later on. 408 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 4: Somebody tells me that that movie has been put into 409 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 4: a wine bottle cap and someone ran away with it. 410 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 2: Yes, okay, got it. 411 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,880 Speaker 3: When we come back, I have more tales of spontaneous 412 00:19:52,880 --> 00:20:17,879 Speaker 3: collective behavior. Hello, welcome, Hi, welcome. I think I like 413 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 3: old timey riots because they're not only especially ridiculous to 414 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 3: our sensibilities, but it's easier to find one with no fatalities. 415 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,920 Speaker 4: Yes, but they also would do things like at Abraham 416 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,640 Speaker 4: Lincoln when they were showing his body, they turned band 417 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 4: that's on the crowd. They're like, look back up, and 418 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,639 Speaker 4: they're like, I will gut you. 419 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 3: Yeah. But like these days, when I find a riot, 420 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 3: it's usually pretty bloody. 421 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 2: Which is weird because they had the band's back. Then 422 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 2: we got the rubber bullets. 423 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 3: Down, we're still getting blood a sports. 424 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I totally agree with you. I'm just saying 425 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 4: it's weird that the aggressors were. We had better weapons before. 426 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 3: Well, I've got a ridiculous riot in eighteen sixty four 427 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:54,639 Speaker 3: for you. 428 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 2: Oh, good timing right. 429 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 3: This one's also from England, which is pure coincidence. It's 430 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,360 Speaker 3: not analysis of the elements that serve as inherent precursors 431 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:04,159 Speaker 3: to modern soccer. 432 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 2: You're not saying that it's not a thing. 433 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 3: Perhaps, No, not at all. There once was a man 434 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 3: named Henry Tracy. 435 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 2: Coxwell, and boy did his. 436 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,159 Speaker 3: He said to the world, look at me, Look at me. 437 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 3: I'm an aeronaut, like a balloonist. He was big into ballooning. Yeah, 438 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:27,280 Speaker 3: not making balloon animals. He rode them loons. What was 439 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 3: he famous for him? So glad you asked, I enjoy 440 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,159 Speaker 3: your inquisitive mind. He led two military balloon companies in 441 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 3: Germany during the Franco Prussian War. Oh, it was a 442 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 3: slow attack. Wait, he was very scenic. You said he 443 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 3: was a romantic story. 444 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 2: Name was Coxwell? He was English. 445 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 4: So he was just basically a mercenary, A mercenary balloonist. Yes, okay, 446 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 4: go on. 447 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,920 Speaker 3: It's like the original draft for the A team. So 448 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:58,679 Speaker 3: he led the first aerial photography trip in England. He 449 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 3: founded a magazine called The Balloon. He wrote a book 450 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 3: called My Life and Balloon Experiences. That's very straightforward. He 451 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,440 Speaker 3: is straightforward. He doesn't like was banned as obscene pornography. 452 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 2: What was he taking over? 453 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 3: No, it wasn't and. 454 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 2: Matthew Brady up there getting close. 455 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 3: Brady he was also a dentist, and that's great fan 456 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 3: of so he achieved record altitude and attitude in eighteen 457 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 3: sixty two. He got to like between twenty nine thousand 458 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 3: and thirty seven thousand feet. He was his ballpark. 459 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 4: He's basically competing against Pato Barnes's grandfather. Yes, he's like, 460 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 4: I'm the balloon the planet man. 461 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,919 Speaker 3: It's actually it's a pretty harrowing tale. He and a 462 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 3: meteorologist named James Glacier but not spelled like Glacier g 463 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:50,199 Speaker 3: l A I s ah. He invented the glacier. He 464 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 3: made the minus factory. They took off in a coal 465 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 3: gas powered balloon and they got up to thirty seven thousand, 466 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,280 Speaker 3: thirty seven thousand feet. 467 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 2: That's like jets flo. 468 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 3: That's like jet. Yeah, that's way. That's ridiculous. 469 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 2: Like, yes, that is straight. You need cold power to 470 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 2: get that. 471 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,680 Speaker 3: The air up there, very cold and very thin, yes, 472 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 3: very thin. 473 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,920 Speaker 2: They're not breathing much. 474 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 3: It's negative four degrees fahrenheit, negative twenty celsius. 475 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,240 Speaker 2: The cold, I don't know that. 476 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, the cold isn't the problem for me. You can 477 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 4: wrap enough stuff around you, you can get a heat on 478 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 4: oxy it's just no oxygen. Yeah, that's the part I 479 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 4: mean we have we need oxygen. Yes, we do need oxygen, 480 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,959 Speaker 4: but how are you managing that? You don't want your 481 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 4: pilot passing out. 482 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 3: They're thrilled and they're also dying, So up they go, down, down, 483 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,840 Speaker 3: down go the oxygen levels. Cox Well his hands got 484 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,359 Speaker 3: frozen stiff, and so he used his teeth to release 485 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 3: a gas valve and lower the pair to the earth. 486 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,240 Speaker 2: Wow. 487 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like that's cold, that's stone cold. 488 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to show you how dumb I am is. 489 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 2: The pair of the basket. 490 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, the two of them, the guy the pair okay, 491 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 3: p A I R. 492 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 2: Well he's French, of that. Maybe they looks like a pair. 493 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,640 Speaker 2: He was in the gold, the two of them. 494 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 3: They lowered, the two of them to the earth, the 495 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:10,119 Speaker 3: two guys. They made it down safely. But Coxwell's balloon 496 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 3: had to be retired. It was just too worn out. 497 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,639 Speaker 3: Don't worries eron, I'm not. Don't cry. He had a plan. 498 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 3: He's a man with a plane. He built a new balloon, 499 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,359 Speaker 3: or more precisely, a balloon envelope. So like the actual 500 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 3: balloon part of it, not the basket. The basket I 501 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,680 Speaker 3: suppose was the same. This one that he built could 502 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 3: hold ten percent more gas like me. He called it 503 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 3: the Britannia. 504 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 2: Oh rule Britannia. 505 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 3: So the riot. How in the world is this man 506 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 3: at the center of a riot? 507 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering. But I'm just left over here curious. 508 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 3: It all went down on July eleventh, eighteen sixty four, 509 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 3: Victoria Park in Leicester, a city in the East Midlands 510 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,639 Speaker 3: of England. Coxwell had to test drive the new balloon. 511 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,919 Speaker 3: He had to work out the kinks and small trips, 512 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,959 Speaker 3: so he took Old Britannia to Victoria Park. The event 513 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 3: was sponsored by the Foresters Friendly Society, not super Owners. Basically, 514 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,360 Speaker 3: it's a fraternal order of foresters like woods lovers. Yes, 515 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 3: they sold thirteen tickets to passengers to catch a ride 516 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:09,959 Speaker 3: in Britannia. 517 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 2: Oh they're taking up people. 518 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,520 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, people. Fifty thousand people showed up in the park, 519 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 3: I am telling you, And according to Coxwell, there were 520 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 3: only eight cops there. Like those are Oakland ratios right there. 521 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 4: Dude, And the bathrooms where are these people? They didn't 522 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,400 Speaker 4: have porta potties. 523 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 3: Back then they got trees zarenes. Close your eyes, Oh yeah, 524 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 3: I want you to picture it. You're an eight year 525 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 3: old boy. Your parents have taken you down to Victoria 526 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,119 Speaker 3: Park for the summer fete put on by the forest Guys. 527 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,879 Speaker 3: It's mid afternoon. As you make your way to the 528 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,040 Speaker 3: fifteen acre park, your mother has brought a plate of 529 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,600 Speaker 3: her award winning scones to put out at the ladies 530 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 3: auxiliary table. You helped her make the strawberry jam she's 531 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,440 Speaker 3: so proud of. As you approached the green, you hear 532 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 3: the sounds of that new fangled invention, the comelife. You 533 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,919 Speaker 3: see it on a great wagon pulled by huge white horse. 534 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,119 Speaker 3: You've never heard or seen anything like it before. You 535 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 3: stand at the cake table, staring in awe at the 536 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 3: wonderful things on the offer, including a giant hot air 537 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,359 Speaker 3: balloon piloted by none other than Henry Tracy Coxwell, you 538 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,719 Speaker 3: sneak a slice of red currant cake and shove your 539 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 3: way through the crowd. Everyone's gathered around the balloon, murmuring 540 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 3: about what an incredible feat of science and engineering it is. 541 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 3: You inch towards the flimsy wooden barricade surrounding that balloon. 542 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 3: There it stands, in all its majesty. The balloon itself 543 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,360 Speaker 3: was framed in wooden scaffolding. You saw the carpenters off 544 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 3: to the side, sipping on bottles of lagger. You settle 545 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 3: in at the barricade, eager to see the historic show, 546 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 3: the inaugural flight of Coxwell's new hot air balloon. The 547 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 3: crowd chatters along until a man loudly clears his throat. 548 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,040 Speaker 3: Hush falls over all of those gathered. I am an aeronaut. 549 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,959 Speaker 3: The man yells, I have something shocking, say a woman gas. 550 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 3: Her friend tells her, wait, not yet, like I said, 551 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 3: this is you see, this is not a new balloon. 552 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 3: This is not Coxwell's newer and bigger and dubber. No, 553 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,119 Speaker 3: this is an old balloon, use balloon, nothing great, big whop, 554 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 3: a real snore. The crowd grows angry. What not a 555 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,359 Speaker 3: new balloon, just some bold, boring balloon? What kind of 556 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,920 Speaker 3: truth is Coxwell trying to play on us? This does 557 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 3: not rule Britannia. Ha hah. The crowd is restless and irritated, 558 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 3: and they knock down the barricade. You slip out of 559 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,119 Speaker 3: the way, just in time, angry adults start demanding that 560 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 3: even though it's two o'clock and the balloon is scheduled 561 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 3: to depart at five, Coxwell needs to get off as 562 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 3: stuff and take it to the sky's right now. You 563 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 3: know this is going to be a big mess, and 564 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,640 Speaker 3: you are here for it. The thirteen lucky souls who 565 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 3: had tickets for this ride shove their way into the 566 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,120 Speaker 3: basket of the balloon. They demanded that Coxwell take off 567 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 3: and give them the pleasure of floating silently over the city. 568 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:54,040 Speaker 3: We demand silent pleasure. They hadn't boarded the basket properly, though, 569 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 3: and this scaffolding was still up. Coxwell tried to signal 570 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,960 Speaker 3: the carpenters, but they were all three sheets under the 571 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 3: yew tree. One of the passengers turned to address the crowd. 572 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 3: He won't take things up, y'all. He's a chicken, Coxwell, 573 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,919 Speaker 3: I'm just making up all these clokes. Cockswell no bit, 574 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 3: and made a very rude gesture and said things unfit 575 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 3: for virtuous ears, that I'm not making up. The crowd 576 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 3: they did not like this. They got irrationally angry. People 577 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 3: were jostling, Insults were heard, Threats were made five of 578 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 3: the eight cops there made their way to the front 579 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,719 Speaker 3: of the crowd. I guess they got all hepped up too. 580 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 3: They started pushing back at the people in the scrum. 581 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,120 Speaker 3: One of the cops hit a woman on the head. 582 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 3: She felt on the ground bleeding. It was on like 583 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 3: you think you're gonna be in a nice lester lady, 584 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 3: at a perfectly lovely summer fete, and get away with it. 585 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 3: I might have you think the townsmok are going to 586 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 3: take this lying down. Think again, Copper. A solitary bottle 587 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 3: flew through the air above everyone's heads, and it was 588 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 3: a direct hit on the balloon envelope, ripping right through it. Ooh, 589 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 3: just projectile. The crowd irerupted and scrambled to the scoffing 590 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 3: where they rip the mesh down. Coxwell yelled to the crowd, 591 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 3: that's enough, stop it. You stop this instant. If y'all 592 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 3: don't check yourselves and take a step back, I will 593 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 3: pass some gas. The crowd looked at him, puzzled. When 594 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,240 Speaker 3: I will let the gas out of this balloon and 595 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 3: no one will go anywhere like, oh, if you don't. 596 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,240 Speaker 4: Check yourself, I will wreck myself. 597 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 3: The crowd goes back to fighting, though, and breaking things 598 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 3: and shouting insults at the famous balloonists. He's frustrated, he's disgusted. Coxwell, 599 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 3: lets all the gas out. 600 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 2: Oh no. 601 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 3: When the balloon deflated to the ground, the crowd rushed 602 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,680 Speaker 3: it and just tore it to pieces, like cookie Monster 603 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 3: doing a number on some chips. Ahoid More cops showed 604 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 3: up and tried to calm the seam. As you can imagine, 605 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 3: they were not successful. 606 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:42,800 Speaker 2: No. 607 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,560 Speaker 3: Once people have been given the promise of a balloon 608 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 3: navigating the majesty of a summer English sky, and that 609 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 3: promise has been broken. 610 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forget about it. Ah, that's the covenant. 611 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,560 Speaker 3: We all live here. Yeah. So basically all the cops 612 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 3: could do is prevent Coxwell from being torn limb from limb, 613 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 3: and the crowd went after him, and they were shouting 614 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,920 Speaker 3: and these are quotes. 615 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,239 Speaker 2: Rip them up, you gotta rip them up. Knock him 616 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 2: on the head, you gotta. 617 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 3: Knock oh my favorite, finish him and I got. 618 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 2: Bad lights between like metal lyrics and video video games, 619 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,080 Speaker 2: back and forth. 620 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 3: They ripped up his clothes and. 621 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 2: Also he's the I am a famous. 622 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 3: As they ripped up his clothes, they exposed his fleshy 623 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 3: white buttocks. Oh no, he made a run for it. 624 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 3: A man ran beside him guiding him. It was a 625 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 3: man named Stone, the town. 626 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 2: There's a person running next to him. Yeah, run next, I. 627 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 3: Am Stone, the town clerk. Come with me if you 628 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,640 Speaker 3: want to live. And so they hid out at Stone's 629 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,880 Speaker 3: house while the riot just like raged outside. The Britannia 630 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 3: was no more. Everything that wasn't shredded was burned. So 631 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 3: of course, like you have the wreckage, don't on fire 632 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 3: everything The interior metal skeleton of the balloon was carried 633 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 3: down the streets of Leicester by the crowd like spoils of. 634 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 2: War, totally trophy for the crowd. 635 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 3: So cox Well said it was all the cops fault, 636 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 3: that they didn't have enough officers on duty, and he 637 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,959 Speaker 3: also said the foresters were to blame for The London 638 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 3: Review of Politics, Society, Literature, Art and Science said the 639 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 3: crowd was quote a horde of savages, as fierce and 640 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 3: untamed as south Sea Islanders, and differing very little from 641 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 3: them except for in their habitat, which was at Lester. 642 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 2: Why you got to drag the islands there, You gotta 643 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 2: do savage on your own. 644 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,000 Speaker 3: He had tossed some racism in there out of note. 645 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think y'all are savage on your own. 646 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 4: You're going to be laying savage out. 647 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 3: Here, exactly. It's just unnecessary. That was unnecessary l R 648 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 3: P S l A s. The people of Lester. They 649 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 3: blamed aggressors from Nottingham, why not locals. Locals were referred 650 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 3: to as balloonatics for a while amazing and then, obviously, 651 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,959 Speaker 3: with the Britannia out of commission, Coxwell's floating dreams had 652 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 3: to be put on hold. Eventually, he did build an 653 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 3: even bigger balloon than Britannia, but it cost him a 654 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 3: pretty penny. He applied for a grant from wait for it, 655 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 3: the Foresters Society, but they said they couldn't pay it 656 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 3: out for some time. 657 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, you remember that whole thing last time. 658 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 3: So the city of Leicester held a fundraiser and came 659 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 3: up with five hundred pounds for Coxwell. However, a lot 660 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 3: of Coxwell's peers like thought he kind of shook the 661 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,600 Speaker 3: city down for it, and either way he did live 662 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,360 Speaker 3: to sail through the air again. Let's take a break 663 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 3: and we come back. I have one more riot for you. 664 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 2: Darren, Elizabeth, Elizabeth. 665 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 3: I've talked about English, right, Elizabeth, but now it's time 666 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 3: say it again, Elizabeth for some down home Yankee act 667 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 3: of crowds. Yeah, do you like eggnog? 668 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 4: I mean whatever, I'm not going to drink it into 669 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 4: a lie, but you'll drink it. I mean, if it's 670 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,640 Speaker 4: Christmas time or the holiday season and it's been made 671 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 4: by somebody, it's not like out of the eggnog. 672 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 3: Has come from the sky. 673 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,320 Speaker 2: Well I'm not like, oh, I'm an eggnog purist. 674 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 4: But if someone's like, oh, I got homemade eggnog, I 675 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,040 Speaker 4: will take a cut. 676 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 3: Right drinking out of it. 677 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 4: But everyone's like, oh, hey, you want this car to eggnog. 678 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,959 Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't drink dairy creamer, thank you. 679 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 3: I do. I won't drink it. I'm not into it 680 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 3: at all. Yeah, because I don't get with thick drinks 681 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 3: other than like milkshakes. I like, I cut my juice 682 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 3: in half with water. I water everything down. 683 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 2: I thicken everything. 684 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 3: Yeah. 685 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 4: I put in corns, corn stars, whatever I got flower eggnog. 686 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you about eggnog, go on, please, But 687 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 3: first I want to talk about United States military Academy 688 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 3: aka West Point. 689 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 2: Oh, I know this place. So. 690 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 3: West Point founded in eighteen oh two. It was an 691 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 3: unruly place from the get go. It was basically just 692 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,080 Speaker 3: like a few dilapidated buildings with only ten cadets and 693 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 3: three teachers. When it first started, it. 694 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 2: Always just had a small cluster of the nineteenth century. 695 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,640 Speaker 3: Yeah. There were no real admission standards and the students 696 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 3: could show up anytime they want throughout the year, so 697 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,680 Speaker 3: there wasn't like a semester structure or anything. And then 698 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 3: in eighteen seventeen, Colonel Sylvanus Thayer, also known as the 699 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 3: father of West Point, was brought in as superintendent. 700 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 2: His name is Forrest Thayer. 701 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 3: I like it, yeahs Sylvanus. In eighteen sixty two, West 702 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,680 Speaker 3: Point had thirty six faculty members and staff. There were 703 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 3: also four established departments engineering, Mathematics, Military Tactics, and natural Philosophy, 704 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,799 Speaker 3: which included like physics, chemistry, life sciences. After the War 705 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 3: of eighteen twelve, Congress just dumped money into the place. 706 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 3: You know, we hadn't done so hot. They wanted to military. 707 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,399 Speaker 4: We have our own officer training corps, if you will. 708 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,880 Speaker 4: They had to hire mercenaries and Prussians. 709 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 3: Also like, let's set up like a home camp. And 710 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 3: that's when Thayer got, you know, put in. He was strict. 711 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 3: He didn't let the cadets leave campus. They couldn't participate 712 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,360 Speaker 3: in duels and Virginia. Yeah, no cooking in the dorm rooms. 713 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 3: A lot of these cats came from Virginia too. No 714 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 3: smoking or dipping, no playing cards, no reading novels. A yeah, 715 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 3: they're just like take all the fun out of life. 716 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 3: Cadets were also banned from buying, storing, or drinking alcohol 717 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,520 Speaker 3: on campus. Okay, and so drinking off grounds was allowed, 718 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,160 Speaker 3: but cadets weren't allowed to leave the academy while enrolled, 719 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 3: So you couldn't. Yeah, so Sayer he was serious about 720 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 3: his liquor band, and so serious that he bought North Tavern, 721 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,760 Speaker 3: which was the tavern closest to West Point, and converted 722 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 3: it into a hospital. Who he's just like, I'm going 723 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:40,280 Speaker 3: to take that one out of the equation. They refused 724 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,480 Speaker 3: to bend the rules even for the annual tradition of 725 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,280 Speaker 3: drinking alcoholic eggnog during the Christmas holiday. 726 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,399 Speaker 4: Yes, which is how I started drinking as a kid 727 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,200 Speaker 4: at West Point. 728 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 3: And that's why I'm talking about eggnog. So when the 729 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,920 Speaker 3: cadets learned of this, the group got together and smuggled 730 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 3: liquor from nearby taverns. One of those cadets Jefferson Davis, 731 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,400 Speaker 3: the future and only President of the Confederacy. 732 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, because this would be about the time league, you. 733 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 3: Know, yeah Davis Well, and Jefferson Davis was already known 734 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,439 Speaker 3: as a heavy drinker. Yeah, yeah, he was deep. 735 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,640 Speaker 4: Bennett a bunch of the That's what I learned from 736 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 4: this time. That's how I knew that West Point was 737 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 4: so wild. It is from that era of generals. When 738 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 4: you read their stories. This was a small class, like 739 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 4: forty thirty students, and they'd be like, oh, you're number 740 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,919 Speaker 4: thirty one in a class. 741 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,080 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you're number thirty one in a 742 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,080 Speaker 2: class of forty. 743 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:31,640 Speaker 3: Oh exactly, exactly. So Jefferson Davis was the first student 744 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 3: ever to be arrested for being a patron at a 745 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,240 Speaker 3: nearby tavern. He was caught drinking there by Captain Ethan 746 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,240 Speaker 3: Allen Hitchcock. Wow, and Davis was court martialed, but seeing 747 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 3: as how his record was clean otherwise, he was not expelled. 748 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,279 Speaker 3: Edgar Allan Poe reportedly spent the majority of his time 749 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 3: is a West Point cadet. At a local tavern, he 750 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,360 Speaker 3: said Davis was the sole congenial soul in the entire 751 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 3: god forsaken place. 752 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 2: Didn't you get kicked out of west I think he did? 753 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 3: I think he did. In August eighteen twenty six, Davis 754 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,480 Speaker 3: was yucking it up at a tavern when he told 755 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 3: he was told that a superior officer was on his 756 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,000 Speaker 3: way there looking for him, Looking for Jefferson Davis. He 757 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,920 Speaker 3: sprinted back to campus, but he fell down a sixty 758 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 3: foot ravine on the way, put him in the hospital. 759 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,160 Speaker 2: For a while. Ronk falling down a revine. 760 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,400 Speaker 3: Fronk falling down a ravine. 761 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,200 Speaker 2: The Jefferson Davis story. 762 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 3: Christmas eighteen twenty six was approaching and the cadets wanted 763 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 3: to celebrate, and celebrating meant booze. William R. Burnley of Alabama, 764 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 3: Alexander J. Center of New York, and Samuel Alexander Roberts 765 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,840 Speaker 3: of Alabama went to Martin's tavern to pick up some liquor. 766 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 3: Once the three cadets were back at West Point, they 767 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 3: hid four barrels of whiskey among their personal possessions. 768 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 2: Barrels barrels. 769 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,719 Speaker 3: So the meanwhile, Cadet TM Lewis of Kentucky managed to 770 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,960 Speaker 3: obtain a gallon of rum from Benny's, another tavern, and 771 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 3: still even more cadets were rounding up gallons of brandy, rum, 772 00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,000 Speaker 3: whiskey and wine. 773 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,919 Speaker 2: Those are like the local barrels, right. 774 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like a barrel where they're. 775 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 2: Just say they're not rolling it in. Oh that's a 776 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 2: table exactly. 777 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 3: Cadets had been caught before attempting to smuggle alcohol into 778 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,840 Speaker 3: West Point, so Thayer held a meeting with fellow officers 779 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 3: to be on alert during the evening Christmas Eve. He 780 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,480 Speaker 3: assigned the same officers who always did this job, Captain 781 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 3: Ethan Allen Hitchcock old ch obviously mentioned and Lieutenant William A. Thornton, 782 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,800 Speaker 3: and positioned them at the North Barracks Around midnight. Hitchcock 783 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,799 Speaker 3: and Thornton decided all was well and went to bed 784 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 3: Chumps midnight four am, Christmas Day, eighteen twenty six, Hitchcock 785 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 3: woke up to loud noises coming from a few floors 786 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,440 Speaker 3: above him. When he went to quote ascertain if there 787 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,880 Speaker 3: was any disorder in the barrack, he found thirteen drunken 788 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,400 Speaker 3: cadets still drinking in room number five. Just as he 789 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,080 Speaker 3: showed up, so did a drunk Jefferson Davis. Davis like 790 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,399 Speaker 3: ran in like the kool aid man, shouting, put away 791 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 3: the growd, Captain Hitchcock is coming, But like Captain Kitchock, 792 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 3: Hitchcock arrested Davis and ordered him to return to his room. 793 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:09,319 Speaker 3: Davis complied, which saved himself a court martial later. He 794 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,120 Speaker 3: then reminded the remaining twelve cadets that any group of 795 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,160 Speaker 3: twelve or more was an illegal assembly. So they're just 796 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 3: like getting remarks against. 797 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,160 Speaker 2: You got twelve people that disciple. 798 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,120 Speaker 3: The disciple doesn't. While this was going on, Hitchcock noticed 799 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,000 Speaker 3: like that he heard even more noises coming from somewhere else. 800 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,479 Speaker 3: He cruised over to a neighboring room and discovered three 801 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 3: more drunk cadets, two of whom attempted to hide in 802 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,640 Speaker 3: their beds under blankets like sorry sleeping, what did you sat? 803 00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,360 Speaker 2: So they were both Jefferson Davis. 804 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,160 Speaker 3: The third one covered his face with his hat as 805 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,520 Speaker 3: a makeshift mass. But you'll never know who I am. 806 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,359 Speaker 2: I'm a coat wreck. 807 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,799 Speaker 3: Kitchcock was like, take off the mask, and then he 808 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 3: headed out to find more drunks. However, the cadets he 809 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 3: had already caught and reprimanded, decided to take his intrusion 810 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 3: as an offense. Like this was like, this was brazen. 811 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,640 Speaker 3: How dare he? So they said to each other, get 812 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,520 Speaker 3: your your dirks and bayonets and pistols if you have them, 813 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,479 Speaker 3: because the night is over and Hitchcock will be dead. 814 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,640 Speaker 2: We're getting harmed up. 815 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,560 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they kill this man and I'm like, so 816 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,239 Speaker 3: they they go to his room and they like into 817 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 3: where he's living. They start throwing sticks and rocks at 818 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,960 Speaker 3: his door and window, like get out here. Meanwhile, Hitchcock's 819 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,680 Speaker 3: buddy Thornton, he was hit on the head with a 820 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,000 Speaker 3: wooden post and threatened by another cadet with a sword. Wow, 821 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,920 Speaker 3: this is what we call toxic masculine. One cadet actually 822 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,480 Speaker 3: did fire his pistol at Hitchcock as he tried to 823 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 3: break down a door, but he missed because another cadet 824 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,120 Speaker 3: saw what was about to happen and jostled the would 825 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 3: be shooter, so he missed his show. Someone knocks, someone 826 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 3: knocked his hand, like he's kicking down a door. He's 827 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 3: like proto dea. At this point, Hitchcock needed backup right, 828 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,000 Speaker 3: so he asked a cadet to bring the calm here, 829 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,920 Speaker 3: meaning the commandant, the commandant of cadets. The drunk could 830 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,640 Speaker 3: dets misheard that and thought that he was calling for 831 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 3: artillery men, and the cadets, for whatever reason, hated the 832 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 3: artillery men also called the bomb of deers, So they 833 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,480 Speaker 3: took this, Yeah, they took this summoning as an insult. 834 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,480 Speaker 3: The cadets gathered to take up arms to defend themselves 835 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 3: and the North Barracks from the imagined impending attack from 836 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,840 Speaker 3: the artillery men. Instead, it's just bring the commandant. The 837 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 3: destruction escalated because like, cadets started destroying everything they could 838 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 3: get their hands on. 839 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,239 Speaker 2: They're making a fort. 840 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,360 Speaker 3: They would just know. They just started smashing dishes. They're like, 841 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:34,959 Speaker 3: I know. 842 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:38,800 Speaker 2: They did that. 843 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 3: They broke chairs, they smashed cabinets, they ripped the banisters 844 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,920 Speaker 3: from the stairs, Like why. Then Commandant William Worth showed 845 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,600 Speaker 3: up and the cadets started to sober up and calm down. 846 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,720 Speaker 3: Realizing no artillery men were coming, The Eggnog Riot was over. 847 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:02,400 Speaker 3: It was known as the Eggnog Riot. Point revely Is 848 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,520 Speaker 3: sounded cadets from South Barracks, they rise promptly and assemble 849 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,759 Speaker 3: a neat discipline. Rose early Christmas morning, so this is 850 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,120 Speaker 3: like two hours after the end of the riot. The 851 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:18,440 Speaker 3: North Barracks cadets, however, came barefoot, cursing, disheveled, still completely drunk. 852 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,719 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just loose. I've been drunk. 853 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,759 Speaker 3: The officer of the day took one look at the 854 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,280 Speaker 3: group of hungover, still drunk cadets and then just dismissed everybody. 855 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, I don't even want to look at you. 856 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,800 Speaker 3: So nearly a third of the two hundred and sixty 857 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,840 Speaker 3: cadets at West Point participated in the Eggnog Riot. 858 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,320 Speaker 4: And three decades later half almost said whatever, half to 859 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,719 Speaker 4: a third of the country said, you know what, we 860 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,200 Speaker 4: should take the guy who led the Eggnog riot and 861 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,440 Speaker 4: try to start a new country. He seems like a winner, 862 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,919 Speaker 4: that boy. 863 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,959 Speaker 3: So you've got a third of two sixty right. West 864 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,360 Speaker 3: Point was still in its infancy, and if they had 865 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,960 Speaker 3: kicked everyone out, they're gonna really cripple the place. And 866 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,959 Speaker 3: it also would have heard the image it was trying 867 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,600 Speaker 3: to build is that's a place of order, not anarchy. 868 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,600 Speaker 3: So instead they decided to place the worst offenders twenty 869 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,160 Speaker 3: two in total on house arrest. 870 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,359 Speaker 2: So now you can't go anywhere. 871 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,439 Speaker 3: Which was kind of the rule. 872 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was before it was like, what, you can't 873 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 2: leave the room. 874 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,200 Speaker 3: So January twenty sixth, you know, eighteen twenty seven, now 875 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:23,640 Speaker 3: court martial proceedings began. Nineteen cadets and one soldier, Jefferson Davis, 876 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,240 Speaker 3: avoided being court martialed due to his being immediately compliant 877 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,279 Speaker 3: upon being caught, where he went back to his room 878 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,000 Speaker 3: and said he was put on house arrest for six weeks. 879 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,640 Speaker 3: For over a month, a tribunal of professors and soldiers 880 00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,920 Speaker 3: heard the testimony of one hundred and sixty seven witnesses, 881 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,040 Speaker 3: which included Robert E. Lee. 882 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, he would be there. 883 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, he spoke on the behalf of some of the cadets. 884 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 3: The court martials also mentioned in this I not mentioned. 885 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,040 Speaker 3: The court martials lasted until mid March, and the nineteen 886 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 3: cadets were found guilty and sentenced to be dismissed from 887 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,759 Speaker 3: West Point. However, eight of those were granted clemency and 888 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,920 Speaker 3: then five more ended up graduating. 889 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,000 Speaker 4: Anyway, I wonder what Grant was doing, because he's in 890 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,120 Speaker 4: the same class with Lee, and it's like, you got 891 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 4: it was a young drunk, you know, he's like but anyways, 892 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,160 Speaker 4: the fact that they were all together, it's like something. 893 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,120 Speaker 3: Fifty three cadets received less severe punishment. So there was 894 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,960 Speaker 3: just huge numbers nuts. But you know, like as you 895 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,799 Speaker 3: were saying, there were a there's a pretty good bunch 896 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,760 Speaker 3: of future traders. 897 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,240 Speaker 2: Totally crazy number. 898 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 3: Jefferson Davis graduated from West Point in eighteen twenty eight, 899 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,080 Speaker 3: and then when the Southern States tried to secede, he 900 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,640 Speaker 3: became the president of the Confederate Stats. 901 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,000 Speaker 2: Imagine Stonewall Jackson might have been in this class too. 902 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,160 Speaker 3: Could be. Benjamin Humphries was expelled from West Point and 903 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,680 Speaker 3: he later became the governor of Mississippi and a Confederate 904 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 3: Army general. And then Hugh Mercer was expelled, but the 905 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,239 Speaker 3: sentence was later remitted. He would graduate from West Point 906 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,200 Speaker 3: become a general for the Confederate Army. 907 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,840 Speaker 2: So this is just hey, you also. 908 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,960 Speaker 4: Got that General Granger in the class. He's the one 909 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,719 Speaker 4: who does the emancipation proclamation for the election, not the 910 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:59,280 Speaker 4: mancipator population, but certifying the mancipation proclamation for the juneteenth 911 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,279 Speaker 4: When he goes down a Order three in Galveston. He's 912 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,719 Speaker 4: there's this area the eighteen late eighteen twenties in West 913 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,399 Speaker 4: Point is like a lot of American history is coming 914 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,040 Speaker 4: through those boys. 915 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,600 Speaker 3: Well, I think a lot of them boys fell down 916 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,600 Speaker 3: ravines and hit their head. 917 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,920 Speaker 4: They all work together and knew each other. It doesn't 918 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,719 Speaker 4: really come out in the stories about them. Well here's 919 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 4: the thing to make a crazy movie about west Point 920 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:20,520 Speaker 4: AH twenty five. 921 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,279 Speaker 3: Well, here's what happened. It's bizarre, it's wild, but it's 922 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 3: also one that's not well known today. Among West Point cadets. 923 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,880 Speaker 3: A lot of them don't know about that. 924 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,440 Speaker 2: They don't know they Riot. No, how do they know? 925 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 3: This is Sherman Fleek, the West Point Command historian. He said, 926 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,479 Speaker 3: quote hardly anyone knows about it. If pooled among forty 927 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,360 Speaker 3: four hundred cadets, three thousand federal employees, fifteen hundred military 928 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,800 Speaker 3: staff and faculty, I doubt thirty people would know a 929 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,440 Speaker 3: thing about it. What I'm just doing the Lord's work. 930 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,720 Speaker 3: Here's the Aaron trying to tell everyone. 931 00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:50,719 Speaker 2: I'm telling you. 932 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 3: So none of the buildings of the Eggnog Riot days 933 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,000 Speaker 3: remain today. 934 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine they're all Stone or sorry, would not Stone. 935 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, the riot did result in a change with the 936 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,920 Speaker 3: academy's architecture. When new barracks were constructed in the eighteen forties, 937 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,680 Speaker 3: they included short halways that required cadets to completely exit 938 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,760 Speaker 3: the building before being able to access any other level. 939 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 3: Only one of those buildings still remains. And then this 940 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,120 Speaker 3: is what Fleek said quote when they built those, they 941 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 3: put in a measure of crowd control. It would make 942 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,160 Speaker 3: it difficult for cadets to get out of hand and 943 00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:20,280 Speaker 3: gather in large number. 944 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:20,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 945 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,879 Speaker 3: Interesting, so so much for all of like the discipline. 946 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,680 Speaker 3: Another important and lasting change. West Point no longer has 947 00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:31,600 Speaker 3: big holiday celebrations, but a party does take the lase. Yeah, 948 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,600 Speaker 3: they really limit alcohol access. But those are my three 949 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,080 Speaker 3: shorty ridiculous riots for you. 950 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,680 Speaker 2: That last one was crazy. 951 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,320 Speaker 3: What's your ridiculous takeaway? 952 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,080 Speaker 4: It's not that ridiculous, but I think it qualifies at 953 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,880 Speaker 4: a certain level. Jefferson Davis been a punk, always going 954 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,920 Speaker 4: to be a punk. But you know, once upon ben 955 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:49,919 Speaker 4: a punk going to be a punk. 956 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,160 Speaker 3: That's why ridiculous take care or degree that. I agree, 957 00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,760 Speaker 3: And that's it for today. You can find us online 958 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,920 Speaker 3: at Ridiculous crime dot com. We have t shirts if 959 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,520 Speaker 3: you're into that sort of thing. 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