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Speaker 1: We thank you for being loyal and supporting the podcast.
Speaker 1: It does does mean a lot. Otherwise we wouldn't keep
Speaker 1: doing it every day on the weekends and this the
Speaker 1: Saturday podcast. Were gonna think Rob Parker, the Great Rob
Speaker 1: Parker who hung out with on Friday, regaling us with
Speaker 1: stories from his career, The Great Rob Parker, always trying
Speaker 1: fun to catch up with Rob. It's amazingly this is
Speaker 1: the first time we've had we've been doing the podcast
Speaker 1: for over a year, the first time we've had Rob
Speaker 1: on said podcast. And now to ruin your day, making
Speaker 1: his way from West of the four oh five after
Speaker 1: almost a month hiatus, maybe people thought he got fired.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be here is a great get by me.
Speaker 1: Usually on the one book in the good Guests, you
Speaker 1: get the shitty guests like Tom Looney and uh some
Speaker 1: other crackheads of the world that you get on I
Speaker 1: do find it rather humorous that we were getting or
Speaker 1: I don't know if you were getting, but I was
Speaker 1: getting some emails and direct messages saying, you guys need
Speaker 1: to do something on Thanksgiving week and Thanksgiving weekend because
Speaker 1: we dad and sing the day away for you folk
Speaker 1: that are consuming free content. But anyways, I'm back here
Speaker 1: to say wow, wow, Yeah. I want to point out
Speaker 1: now now full disclosure, you know, I'm the one with
Speaker 1: ambition on the show. As you know I'm I'm the
Speaker 1: one that works hard. I'm the one that wants to
Speaker 1: make this work. And so in order though for the podcast,
Speaker 1: guest Ghan has to do the technical stuff, which is
Speaker 1: why it just sounds so shitty every week, so crapy
Speaker 1: guest Ghan has to do it. So but but but
Speaker 1: I've got fired in my belly, right, you know, I'm hungry,
Speaker 1: like well, if I want to go out there, and
Speaker 1: I want to do the podcast every day because I
Speaker 1: have determination. So but to do the podcast, I need
Speaker 1: someone to record the podcast and do the technical stuff
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So anyway, I remember we had
Speaker 1: a text conversation, Hey, you want to do the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving week. Why don't we have to do it
Speaker 1: earlier in the week Because Thanksgiving you normally record the
Speaker 1: podcast on Thursdays, so we would have had to have
Speaker 1: done it like on Tuesday or Wednesday eight to get
Speaker 1: the podcast in and guesstcan you wanted no part and
Speaker 1: that you wanted no part in hard work? You you
Speaker 1: just you west of the four oh five took over there,
Speaker 1: and I was I was raised, You've got to outwork
Speaker 1: the horse. Yeah, you were raised. You've got to laid
Speaker 1: down next to the course. I was always taught that
Speaker 1: you you get what you put into it, and I
Speaker 1: put in a lot and get little in return. So
Speaker 1: I figured, like, you know what holiday week is here,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting much in return. I'm gonna take a
Speaker 1: week off because unlike you, I didn't feel like driving
Speaker 1: into the studio to record a couple of podcasts that
Speaker 1: I'll get no appreciation. Thanks for so you know what,
Speaker 1: I checked out for a couple of weeks and I
Speaker 1: feel like and you mentioned that, so it's not just
Speaker 1: you don't have the hustle, you don't have the eagerness
Speaker 1: to do that. Well, no, I'm just not I'm not
Speaker 1: an intern anymore. I grew up and you know, when
Speaker 1: I graduated college, I was twenty three and uh, you
Speaker 1: know those days of internships where are far behind me.
Speaker 1: And I liked to, you know, seek out a professional
Speaker 1: life for you actually get paid for what you do
Speaker 1: and you get to see your efforts, uh returned in
Speaker 1: kind with you know, commerce with the with a little
Speaker 1: bit of greens and a little bit of a pat
Speaker 1: on the back and uh, you know, monetization for what
Speaker 1: we do. And yeah, so you're just admitting your whore
Speaker 1: that you don't have any pride in you were. You know,
Speaker 1: it was the great John Wooden that said make everything
Speaker 1: your masterpiece. It was Benjamin Franklin said, by failing to prepare,
Speaker 1: you were preparing to fail. Uh, those are all things,
Speaker 1: and you don't prepare. You don't take this seriously at all.
Speaker 1: I think you take almost a month off from a podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean that's about I'm trying to teach you. I mean,
Speaker 1: you like the dumb kid in the back of the class.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to teach you how to told nothing exist.
Speaker 1: Foh yeah, nothing says uh. Nothing says like that, like
Speaker 1: name calling and sniping at at other individuals, blaming it all.
Speaker 1: I mean, see, I'm like you, I have to drive
Speaker 1: into work. I know you have the happy confines of
Speaker 1: the Mallory man Chin where you can just roll out
Speaker 1: of bed and pop on a couple of devices and
Speaker 1: here you are. And uh, I understand though, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a little uncomfortable for you to need
Speaker 1: me as the uh, as someone to lean on to
Speaker 1: have this kind of masterpiece uh breached out and published
Speaker 1: out to the masses. So I know it's a little
Speaker 1: uncomfortable for you to understand that, but to acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'd like to have a talk with
Speaker 1: your father because clearly he did not teach you as
Speaker 1: a child that there is this thing called constructive criticism
Speaker 1: and tough love. You know, I'll be doctor truth in
Speaker 1: your life. I'll be the guy that has to kick
Speaker 1: you in the tookis from time to time, which is
Speaker 1: not a bad thing, by the way, term pain for
Speaker 1: long term gain. Unfortunately, you haven't taken the lesson, so
Speaker 1: I have to continue to kick you in the tookis. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a lesson that needs to be
Speaker 1: taught here in the digital world with you, and I
Speaker 1: consider the fact that I was the one that uh
Speaker 1: actually ignited the flame and your soul to actually start
Speaker 1: doing podcasts. It's bad, Betty, to the YouTube universe. I
Speaker 1: have done it all for you. You yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're so just so kind. We have ten people watching
Speaker 1: the YouTube videos, and even if we get it on
Speaker 1: the air, even if we get it on the air,
Speaker 1: there were more people there, Betty, versus a penny. We
Speaker 1: did it here than than that. And you didn't even
Speaker 1: show up to one of them to an hour later,
Speaker 1: you showed up, bat job by you. It's a little
Speaker 1: bit different. Did you at least have a good Thanksgiving? Man?
Speaker 1: It was fine, fine, we no. I when I went
Speaker 1: to my in laws and then I saw my dad
Speaker 1: after so I violated every King Knewsome rule possible. But
Speaker 1: your dad ages really well, yeah, he's doing all right,
Speaker 1: what he's doing all right? He looks incredibly young. For
Speaker 1: his age. Yeah, he's doing good. That's good. He's got
Speaker 1: Mallard blood. What do you want? No, I mean, if
Speaker 1: you make it to a certain point, see most of
Speaker 1: the Mallards check out earlier. But if you make it
Speaker 1: to a certain point, you're golden. You know, those live forever,
Speaker 1: ever and ever and ever. And he said he's stilling. Well,
Speaker 1: so hopefully. Now I concerned about my pops because he's
Speaker 1: a Ham radio operator and he was having problems connecting
Speaker 1: on the Ham radio and so he's determined that he
Speaker 1: needed to replace a cable. But to do that, he
Speaker 1: has to go on the roof of the original O. G.
Speaker 1: Mallor Mansion, which is a two story house in Orange County.
Speaker 1: So he has to go up there, crawl out of
Speaker 1: a front window, crawl around to the right, and then
Speaker 1: make another turn up to the very top where the
Speaker 1: chimney is, and then put a cable in right next
Speaker 1: to the antenna, which is on the edge of the
Speaker 1: side of the house. So I told him this is
Speaker 1: probably not a good idea. Why don't I come down
Speaker 1: there and I can kind of at least be there,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'll do it. You know, he always
Speaker 1: says maybe I'll listen to you. But then yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm look concerned about that. You know, you're your older
Speaker 1: dad's crawling around on the roof to put a ham
Speaker 1: radio and tender together. It does not seem like the uh,
Speaker 1: the smartest thing. But he doesn't listen to me. So
Speaker 1: you know, my my older brother he listens to He
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to me in one year and out the
Speaker 1: other kind of like you. You know you don't listen
Speaker 1: to anybody. I'll tell you something all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you don't do it. And then your wife five months
Speaker 1: later says, go get a green screen to look better.
Speaker 1: What does Ben maland he buys a fucking green skul unbelievable?
Speaker 1: Stop you are you are so full of I will hurd.
Speaker 1: I will admit though your your hat collection is looking
Speaker 1: nice and ripe. Though it's good, well speaking that I
Speaker 1: did want to think. You know, do you have that
Speaker 1: letter we promised? Now you're probably lost it because you're
Speaker 1: not you don't have to know how to how to
Speaker 1: keep track of stuff. But there's a certain power couple
Speaker 1: in Kentucky that came through big time, right big time,
Speaker 1: And uh, I was gonna read the letter on the air.
Speaker 1: Now you have do you have the letter, guest, because
Speaker 1: I have something. I have some beautiful candles here that
Speaker 1: birthday candles from what a little two year old girl? Right?
Speaker 1: This is her idea? Yeah, it was Kentucky Tay and
Speaker 1: Kentucky k right. I don't have the litter in front
Speaker 1: of me. I have the picture, my guest, I had
Speaker 1: the picture of what they sent me. You are so bad,
Speaker 1: bad bad, Oh my god. I was. I was gonna
Speaker 1: show the letter on Benny versus the penny, which I
Speaker 1: thought would be appropriate concerned the fact that they got
Speaker 1: me some Kentucky Berman whiskey. Well, you know, there's a book,
Speaker 1: and I might recommend it. Of course it's probably too
Speaker 1: late for you. How to Win Friends, all right, How
Speaker 1: to Win Friends and Influence People was written by Dale Carnegie.
Speaker 1: He's dead, so you probably don't pay attention to it.
Speaker 1: But what was the main lesson from the Dale to
Speaker 1: three cs? The three cs? Don't complain, don't criticize, And
Speaker 1: I think I forget what the other one was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't complain, don't criticize. I forget the other one. All right,
Speaker 1: there's something else that was book. There's something else in
Speaker 1: that book that Dale Carnegie, which is a great book
Speaker 1: in any young person, you know, when you're starting out
Speaker 1: in the world. It's a very important book, and I
Speaker 1: believe in it. I don't really follow most of it,
Speaker 1: but this is one thing I do follow. This is
Speaker 1: one lesson I got from Dale Carnegie. Oh, don't condemn.
Speaker 1: Don't condemn. That's not no, no, no, no no. That's acknowledge
Speaker 1: people by their name. People love to hear the name exactly.
Speaker 1: Remember a person's name to that person is the sweetest
Speaker 1: and most important sound in any language. So you just
Speaker 1: got the names wrong of the people that hooked this
Speaker 1: up from Scottsville, Kentucky with these wonderful gifts. It's Kentucky,
Speaker 1: Jay and Tay, not Oh my god, yes there they said.
Speaker 1: I gave you. I wanted the letter. You said, no,
Speaker 1: I'll take the letter. I'm gonna read it on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And you didn't even bring it in. And there's another
Speaker 1: there's another part in the book where Dale Carnegie says,
Speaker 1: it's always important to admit and you're wrong. So I
Speaker 1: apologize I was wrong. So I want to thank Jay
Speaker 1: and Tay, and I want to thank your daughter as well.
Speaker 1: You guys went above and beyond the call of duty. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm holding birthday candles. It's not my birthday until April,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna hold onto these. Maybe I'll use them
Speaker 1: from the wife's birthday or something like that. So, uh,
Speaker 1: they said in the letter, I'm trying to remember because Gascon,
Speaker 1: the unreasonable Gascon did not bring this in because he's
Speaker 1: west of the forth. That's what they get. They spelled
Speaker 1: my last name wrong, too, So you know what Kentucky
Speaker 1: Jay Bay Clay or whatever the hell it is, spelled
Speaker 1: my last name wrong. What Jay and Tay is what
Speaker 1: it is J, not k J and too anyway, So
Speaker 1: they said these happy birthday candles from their daughter. But
Speaker 1: I love this is a very unique cat. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm I've got the collection. I'm the mad hatter of
Speaker 1: a sports chatter, and you guys have been great in
Speaker 1: the Mallard militia. I got a Kentucky hat. But I
Speaker 1: also got and we'll talk more about that later, but
Speaker 1: a Western Kentucky Hilltoppers hat. Now, this is a very
Speaker 1: unique at. This could be the most I think it's
Speaker 1: it's gotta be in the top three most unique hats.
Speaker 1: I have a zillion hats as the mad Hatter of
Speaker 1: sports chatter. But this is really cool because it's got
Speaker 1: the Western Kentucky logo on the top because this is
Speaker 1: his audio. So and then below it it says Hilltoppers.
Speaker 1: The problem though with that is I think it's it's
Speaker 1: a cool nickname. It's unique. It's not another bulldogs or
Speaker 1: you know, wildcats or something like that. And I like that.
Speaker 1: But just Josh and Cincinnati said, hey, those are the
Speaker 1: pill poppers. So now every time I look at the hat,
Speaker 1: I don't read hilltoppers, I see pill poppers and I
Speaker 1: can't get it out of my But it's a great hat.
Speaker 1: I really want to thank Kentucky J and Kentucky K
Speaker 1: because I I know your name is unlike yes goun
Speaker 1: uh so I do thank you very kind of you
Speaker 1: and guscon you sent him some some booze, and of
Speaker 1: course always good to give an alcoholic more booze. Uh
Speaker 1: And have you had said alcoholic beverage guest gon from
Speaker 1: Kentucky J and Kentucky I have. I had a nice
Speaker 1: little glass um it complimented my my filet that I
Speaker 1: basically put on the grill a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: I had that things steered nicely, um medium, well and
Speaker 1: it was great, little asparagus, little garlic and butter on top.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually, when you get a steak, it's
Speaker 1: so it's important to actually cook it and need it,
Speaker 1: not have it like burn in your freezer and just
Speaker 1: keep it while it's so, you know, just laboring in
Speaker 1: there for for months and years. You know, it's it's important.
Speaker 1: You know, when you get gifts like that, you should
Speaker 1: acknowledge it and then put those gifts to said good use. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, here he's back two weeks away and
Speaker 1: no one, he complained, lady dog, I'm just acknowledging that
Speaker 1: I appreciate what they did. Pompous ass, pretentious snotty conceded,
Speaker 1: overbearing David gist gun No, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think insufferable. Be the word insufferable. It's uh fin tolerable.
Speaker 1: Why why didn't you have any of it? Well, because
Speaker 1: you didn't offer and it wasn't sent to me. I
Speaker 1: got the hat, which I'm long after that booze is
Speaker 1: in your belly. I'm gonna still have the hat that
Speaker 1: I will be able to have in my rotation. I
Speaker 1: can do a college week I got the Iowa hat,
Speaker 1: I got Western Kentucky. Now I have the University of
Speaker 1: Kentucky Minnesota Golden Golfer. So I got four. I need
Speaker 1: one more to complete the hat week. Now you should
Speaker 1: have since they're playing today, you should have someone see
Speaker 1: if they can hook you up with a b y
Speaker 1: U or Coastal Carolina hat. The Shanta clears, the Shanta clears. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any of those unique things, I'd be I'd be all
Speaker 1: about it. I when I was a kid, I used
Speaker 1: to go to you see, Irvine ant Eater basketball a
Speaker 1: game so I could get like an ant eater like I.
Speaker 1: I like this schools with kind of the weird mascots
Speaker 1: and smaller schools. I don't mind the big schools. And
Speaker 1: the Kentucky hat that we got. That was, oh man,
Speaker 1: so much. I got so much crap for that from
Speaker 1: like Duke fans and you know these other like all
Speaker 1: the blue bloods of college basketball, the other fan bases like, oh,
Speaker 1: well you were the Kentucky had. But then the guys
Speaker 1: in Kentucky, the guys in the you know, in the South,
Speaker 1: were like, oh that's great. You know you look better.
Speaker 1: Women will find you more track, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: they were giving me the whole, the whole to do
Speaker 1: on the on the Kentucky had and how it's gonna
Speaker 1: change my life. And I want to thank David. By
Speaker 1: the way, David's the guy who sent that in from
Speaker 1: South Carolina actually, but he's a big Kentucky fan. So
Speaker 1: but thank you, and I do appreciate that. Hey, before
Speaker 1: I forget, I guess con, I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: warning in the Mallard militia. All right, I want you,
Speaker 1: if you're interested in the cameo and you want to
Speaker 1: get a deal, go on cameo right now. Alright, go
Speaker 1: on cameo right now, because I'm gonna have to raise
Speaker 1: my price, not because I want to. I just did
Speaker 1: one the other day. I did a cameo which was
Speaker 1: very annoying. You want to guess the cameo request I got.
Speaker 1: This is a couple of days ago Laker related right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you know about that? No? I have
Speaker 1: no idea, but I just I mean, you say annoying,
Speaker 1: So I figured it's gotta be Lakers. Yes, uh Jesse
Speaker 1: Jesse on cameo. Uh No, no, this is different. It's
Speaker 1: a different Jesse. Uh So Jesse sent me a message
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, uh, you know I want you
Speaker 1: to do. Can you please explain to my low information
Speaker 1: fan cousin why the Lakers have the same amount of
Speaker 1: championships as the Celtics And at the end, can you
Speaker 1: explain why the Lakers will pass them this season? So
Speaker 1: so I had to do a cameo and he wanted
Speaker 1: it Mallard monologue style. So so I had to do
Speaker 1: this Mallard monologue style, and uh, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was interesting. It was that's a second time. By the way,
Speaker 1: this guy Jesse loves busting my balls. But anyway, the
Speaker 1: reason I had not done a cameo in a while,
Speaker 1: we didn't really promote it. Whatever, it's there if you
Speaker 1: want it. Uh, And I know the holidays are coming up.
Speaker 1: What what a better stockings I can't think of a
Speaker 1: better digital stocking stuffer than a cameo from The Mallard Show,
Speaker 1: or for that you know, the Hanakah. You know he
Speaker 1: got eight gifts on Hanakah starts on the eleventh of December,
Speaker 1: So eight gifts, one of them make it a cameo
Speaker 1: coming up? And you got Valentine's Day coming up. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So the reason, I'm gonna have to raise my rate.
Speaker 1: It's only thirty bucks now. So I hadn't done one
Speaker 1: in a while, but since the last time I did one. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a third party that entered in on cameo and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to cut the pie right, And so I
Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute, what's what's this all about there?
Speaker 1: And so I looked and the people I think it's
Speaker 1: it's Apple is getting a cut now of each person's cameo.
Speaker 1: I got a work around for that. What's the what's
Speaker 1: the worker? Oh, we'll have to discuss off there because
Speaker 1: you might get some people triggered on here, hold on,
Speaker 1: sa let me let me check. I want to check
Speaker 1: to give you the amount, the exact amount, because I
Speaker 1: I saw this and I was like, I did a
Speaker 1: double take because it went down like it was a decline.
Speaker 1: That's horseshit. Well, yeah, it's pretty pretty. I was pretty
Speaker 1: piste off because I was like, hey, you know, wait
Speaker 1: a minute. You know I'm doing the same thing here.
Speaker 1: And this is especially because you should be grandfather into
Speaker 1: this thing and some the fact that's not like you
Speaker 1: just activated and account last year. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: the Apple it's called Apple I A P. And they
Speaker 1: took thirty percent. They took a thirty haircut that's craft
Speaker 1: off the top, and then whatever was off to over
Speaker 1: was then broken up. It doesn't I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: get rich on this. It's just it does take some
Speaker 1: time to do these things. I try to do them right.
Speaker 1: I try to put some effort into them. I don't
Speaker 1: you know, I could just do them in two seconds.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should do that, But I figured, if you're
Speaker 1: spending your money to hear a rant, I wanna, I
Speaker 1: wanna make it as good as I possibly can, because
Speaker 1: you know it's unlike you guess I got some work.
Speaker 1: So but anyway, so that so that the way the
Speaker 1: break comments is you have the original price, and then
Speaker 1: I get what is Apple I A P? What is that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? No, but I can't
Speaker 1: take a look at it. I just says it on
Speaker 1: the thing here Apple in app purchase, in app purchase.
Speaker 1: So this counts as an in app purchase. But I'm
Speaker 1: not because the person, oh I see, so the person
Speaker 1: that's the person that's doing it did it on the
Speaker 1: cameo app. So they have to pay off My god, Now,
Speaker 1: I'm a cheap guy on came berry. There are some
Speaker 1: people on there. Let's think of the math on that
Speaker 1: for some of the the other the big time people
Speaker 1: that are charging a fortune on kid like Steve my mind,
Speaker 1: my man, is Steve Harvey seven hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: to do a cameo? Uh? Oh my god? Seven fifty
Speaker 1: So let me do the math on that. So thirty
Speaker 1: percent of seven hundred and fifty dollars is two hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty five dollars that the Apple is getting because
Speaker 1: the people use the app. Oh my god. So there's
Speaker 1: a workaround for that. I mean we could have because
Speaker 1: obviously with with Benny versus the Penning, we can put
Speaker 1: you on camera. Um, we could conceive will we do
Speaker 1: something remotely where we can skip the cameo and um,
Speaker 1: people could just send the requests into me and I
Speaker 1: can give them your telephone number and we can all
Speaker 1: make this one happy trans Oh, I see what you're
Speaker 1: doing a worker. I don't know if I'm ready to
Speaker 1: do that, but I'm telling you, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: until next Friday the eleven thirty dollar, right, and then
Speaker 1: it's gonna go up to forty which I don't think
Speaker 1: it's that bigger raise, but you know, I gotta at
Speaker 1: least get some of that back, which which is really
Speaker 1: just going to give the people at Apple more money
Speaker 1: apparently sucks, right, it's gonna give them more money, which
Speaker 1: I guess if you own Apple stock, that's what what
Speaker 1: can you imagine? Oh? Yeah, speaking, it's like, isn't that
Speaker 1: like the mob though? Like that technique, Like, yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: we run the we won the app. Like how much
Speaker 1: effort is there to click on an app? And they
Speaker 1: get thirty off of that? That's unbelievable to speaking of
Speaker 1: which I did, speaking of stocks anyway, I saw him Thursday.
Speaker 1: Tesla shot up to five dollars a share. It's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? And exciting it is? It is?
Speaker 1: It's very exciting. Well, keep in mind, though, you know,
Speaker 1: your guy Elon must could pop up on the Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan podcast is to do some heroin and it would
Speaker 1: go back down. So it's a fluid a few fluid situation.
Speaker 1: If I Elon Musk had a great line about the
Speaker 1: stock the other day, and uh, and it was actually
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal this and use this as my own.
Speaker 1: I I jotted it down. I read my little chicken
Speaker 1: scratch here he said. Uh he Elon Musk warned the
Speaker 1: people at Tesla that the stock could get crushed like
Speaker 1: a Soux flay under a sledgehammer, so he knows, like,
Speaker 1: I gotta kick out of Elon Musk. I love the
Speaker 1: transition of Elon Musk. When you look at early Elon
Speaker 1: Musk and nerdy guy. Now he's like, now he's got hair,
Speaker 1: he's the cool guy, a couple of buttons open on
Speaker 1: his shirt, you know, sports coat guy. He's that guy.
Speaker 1: But he was like your typical nerd, your typical tech
Speaker 1: nerd him and the guy that runs Amazon. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the same way. Bezos was like this nerdy guy with
Speaker 1: on a ruffled hair and all that. And now he's
Speaker 1: he's got the the trophy. I don't know. They're married, girlfriend, wife, whatever. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny to watch the And I don't blame
Speaker 1: my boy. We'd all do the same thing, right, and
Speaker 1: we came into gazillions of dollars. We're like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna change my little quite not. But it's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Now I've been I've been playing the stock market a
Speaker 1: little bit. My My thing is though, like some of
Speaker 1: these companies that I've purchased in the past, that I'm
Speaker 1: all about the divod ends. Guess get I'm all to
Speaker 1: me at this point, I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Anytime I buy a stock and I have one of
Speaker 1: these apps and I and I also have a guy
Speaker 1: I got not blind Scott anymore. But I look and
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I have a couple of of
Speaker 1: stocks that I've invested in that aren't even worth all
Speaker 1: that much, but they pay a mass I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: seven percent you know div it in yield that the
Speaker 1: you know, so offense and the stuff like that. You're like, well,
Speaker 1: why would you not to do that? Right? Just done?
Speaker 1: Not what's done? Not like about that? Like, for example, uh,
Speaker 1: I only Apple. Apple pays like point six percent diving in.
Speaker 1: Who cares? You can get a seven or eight percent
Speaker 1: diving in? What would you not do that? Of course,
Speaker 1: all day I've actually pivoted off of just stocks. I'm
Speaker 1: gone to mutual funds and e t fs. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the returns, the returns on those I've been looking at
Speaker 1: last year to five years have been tremendous, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't even matter like we're talking about politics and presidential
Speaker 1: transitions and whatnot. It's it's not impacted by by presidents
Speaker 1: with it's a change in Republican and Democrat or Democrats
Speaker 1: are Republican. We're good man. It's just where that money
Speaker 1: is going to your tech tech and of course big
Speaker 1: farm a baby. Well I was I was told afpies
Speaker 1: it right. Yes, it's got the vaccine and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But I was told to invest in SOI means that
Speaker 1: was when when things get a little rocky, you go
Speaker 1: to the soybeans, you go to the you know, the
Speaker 1: things that are going to be needed for forever and
Speaker 1: ever and ever. So in honor of our good friend,
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot. I've been heavily invested in Boeing. Oh
Speaker 1: so if he told you to jump off a bridge,
Speaker 1: would you do that? Oh? Yeah, what I trust that
Speaker 1: got one thousand percent? He flies in seven's and seven
Speaker 1: seventy seven's of course, man, like I could do no wrong.
Speaker 1: That guy is probably the most elite listener you have
Speaker 1: show and podcast, and he has all of his teeth.
Speaker 1: That's a rarity with all your followers. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: you don't know that he has all the seats. Assuming
Speaker 1: you've never seen a photo of you don't know what
Speaker 1: the guy looks like. The guy could be standing next
Speaker 1: to you in the room. You wouldn't know what he
Speaker 1: looks like. So that's a lie. You've already started with
Speaker 1: a lie. Number two. You are so pathetic pandering too.
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot to try to get free airline tickets.
Speaker 1: It's so obvious what you're doing here. And he's not
Speaker 1: gonna give you squat because he knows. Sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: know what airlineing works for. But I haven't they cut back.
Speaker 1: They've curtailed that. They used to give those things out,
Speaker 1: like like candy at Halloween where you get those friends
Speaker 1: five fly friends and family fly free and you're on standby.
Speaker 1: Why wasn't that the movie you're on standby if you
Speaker 1: were ticket through the airline And uh, the funny story
Speaker 1: about that. Lance the bus driver who doesn't call the
Speaker 1: show anymore, one of my annoying callers from years ago.
Speaker 1: Lance the bus driver who drove a buff bus. I
Speaker 1: don't think he does any more. He's on disability, but
Speaker 1: he used to drive a bus around San Francisco for years,
Speaker 1: right and you're aw his people come in there and
Speaker 1: try to shank him. He's driving the bus around. But
Speaker 1: he traveled all over the world because his wife worked
Speaker 1: at the airport for one of the airlines at the
Speaker 1: you know the clerks when you check in back in
Speaker 1: the Yeah, and so that was a gig. And so
Speaker 1: he would travel around. I be in Hawaii one weekend
Speaker 1: and then you know, the next month, he'd be in
Speaker 1: Paris and uh. And he's like a freaking bus driver
Speaker 1: and they can't afford that on a bus driver. Sorry,
Speaker 1: But his wife worked for the airline, so they didn't
Speaker 1: have to pay for the for the travel. And they
Speaker 1: also had a connection with the hotels. The hotel's is
Speaker 1: also that's if you know somebody that works in the
Speaker 1: hotel industry, man, that's that's huge. If you can get
Speaker 1: on that list. One of my radio friends he's he's
Speaker 1: on the list. Like if you he travels around I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's it's Marriott or Hilton, but one
Speaker 1: of the big chains. And he goes to the hotel
Speaker 1: and if they have, you know, vacancies, and most hotels
Speaker 1: have lots of vacancies, they're big hotels. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: gi him a little little deal, Yeah, for pennies on
Speaker 1: the dollar. Yeah he has to pay, but it's hardly
Speaker 1: anything I have. I have a good friend. She used
Speaker 1: to um. She used to work at the w Hotel
Speaker 1: in Westwood, and then she actually worked UM at the
Speaker 1: Langham Hotel in Pasadena, which was a gorgeous hotel but
Speaker 1: really really bougie and expensive. But she, I mean, she
Speaker 1: had some insane hookups. And I mean I didn't try
Speaker 1: to capitalize on any of that, but of course not.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that because you're here in l A.
Speaker 1: You know, so what man, who cares? You know? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, you're a single guy. Take advantage
Speaker 1: of great places to visit. But yeah, I feel you
Speaker 1: on that. I mean, we we all of us can't
Speaker 1: afford the you know, the things that you got when
Speaker 1: you were in Seattle, when Jay Scoot paid for a
Speaker 1: ticket for you out there in hotels. Almost a year
Speaker 1: and it's been almore coming up on the almost year anniversary,
Speaker 1: and you are still not let that go. You you're
Speaker 1: still obably enough. That's the last time I saw you
Speaker 1: can send the fact that you don't bring your ass
Speaker 1: into the studio to work. So it's well, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe if you took a shower sometimes I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to do that. Maybe comb combed your hair instead
Speaker 1: of speaking a lot of a lot of hair die
Speaker 1: in there. I know that speaking of showering. A Thursday,
Speaker 1: you know, Wednesday was when Mayor gar Citi said l
Speaker 1: A shutting down. Yes, Thursday, I took my ass to
Speaker 1: the beach to go run and work out. Everyone and
Speaker 1: their mother was out there walking their dogs, like playing
Speaker 1: vod on the beach or good. It's the giant middle
Speaker 1: finger to everyone in their mother that's in the political
Speaker 1: offices here in the state of California, whether it's here
Speaker 1: in l A or obviously in Sacramento. I have a
Speaker 1: hope I pray every night. I pray every night here
Speaker 1: that these politicians, all right, these politicians, all of them
Speaker 1: get voted out of office, every one of them that
Speaker 1: has been caught. Like the mayor of Austin who was
Speaker 1: telling people not to travel while traveling in Mexico about
Speaker 1: the one you sent me the day with a Denver, Yeah, Denver.
Speaker 1: The mayor of Denver told people not to go anywhere
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving. Stay, you know, stay in place while traveling
Speaker 1: to Louisiana to have Thanksgiving with his daughter. Uh. The
Speaker 1: King of California, His Majesty Gavin Newsom telling you know, people,
Speaker 1: it's not safe to eat out while eating out at
Speaker 1: a ritzy restaurant, the French laundry. Is that what they call? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean so by who names a restaurant laundry? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but you you went through this earlier the
Speaker 1: year with with furloughs and pay cuts. These people aren't
Speaker 1: getting any of that ship all these The governor of
Speaker 1: New York, Cuomo gave himself a raise and he got
Speaker 1: an Emmy out of it, and Emmy and Emmy for
Speaker 1: killing people in nursing homes. Oh my god. But did
Speaker 1: they give Adolf Hitler and Emmy also? By the way,
Speaker 1: I've just lost the argument because I brought up Hitler.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. It's hard, it's worth it. That's fine.
Speaker 1: It was worth it, you know. You know what I'm saying, yesscot,
Speaker 1: it was worth it, you know, start here it is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I could have gone see Stalin. You don't lose the argument,
Speaker 1: Hitler used. I could have gone with Stalin. Stalin would
Speaker 1: have been the better one, right, or Kim Jong un?
Speaker 1: Is he still alive? Kim Jong Un? I think so,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Cording to c and CNBC or CNN
Speaker 1: probably not. Did you see I know, we don't get
Speaker 1: political here. I don't know if I sent you this story.
Speaker 1: Did you see the story where some guy recorded the
Speaker 1: CNN yeah Project Veritas, Yeah yeah, and they're like sing
Speaker 1: it was like threatening to sue the I for those
Speaker 1: kind of give the brief recap guests. So they guy
Speaker 1: recorded they have a daily briefing CNN, which is the
Speaker 1: talking points the lemmings on TV that the uh, the
Speaker 1: people that just read whatever's on the teleprompter they have
Speaker 1: to repeat. So they go over that every day, and
Speaker 1: this guy happened to get access to it, which really
Speaker 1: made CNN look like a total ship show and just
Speaker 1: like a bunch of robots that just repeat, you know,
Speaker 1: it's they got their puppet master and everyone's on a
Speaker 1: string there, which was really embarrassing. And so they were
Speaker 1: threatening to sue, right they were they were I think
Speaker 1: what Jeff Zucker didn't say it. He just acknowledged like, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks for chamming on in, but yeah, they're their Twitter
Speaker 1: handles said that they're reported to the authorities UM as
Speaker 1: a possible crime, which is really rich. Can consider the
Speaker 1: fact that they had a bunch of leaked material that
Speaker 1: was illegally linked to them. Oh, yes, it's from the
Speaker 1: White House, from the trouble hit House. Yes, there's no
Speaker 1: conflict of interest in that at all. No no, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. The lack of credibility and they don't
Speaker 1: even care, like the lack of credibility and be like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is this is not right. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: That's why I was curious when I asked Rob yesterday
Speaker 1: about him going toes with Luke Pinell if he's ever
Speaker 1: had that happen in the editing room, Like when you
Speaker 1: go with an editor on a big story, sometimes they
Speaker 1: you know. Zucker said that he didn't want to acknowledge
Speaker 1: certain stories that were related to Biden and even his son. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, in the sports world, it's not that heated,
Speaker 1: but there could be instances where the editor says, hey, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're good, like if it was a Manning
Speaker 1: story or Tiger Woods, like someone that's well insulated, you
Speaker 1: may don't want to go with it. Well, I had
Speaker 1: that happened to me. When I was doing the website
Speaker 1: and I was working for some big companies. I had
Speaker 1: I had a story on Kobe Bryant, I had one
Speaker 1: on Peyton Manning, and those things never got out because
Speaker 1: they did not they had relationships and they didn't wanna
Speaker 1: hurt the relationships. And so I've had me of all
Speaker 1: people have had that happen. That's pretty wild. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: goes on all the time. There are certain people that
Speaker 1: are protected and whether it's because of business relationships or not,
Speaker 1: um what you know. And and eventually, like sometimes that
Speaker 1: goes away. For example, Tiger Woods, those of us in
Speaker 1: the business knew rumors about Tiger Woods and his covorting
Speaker 1: uh and and it was just kind of an open secret.
Speaker 1: And then eventually it got out. He had been insulated
Speaker 1: for a long time and he lived the life of
Speaker 1: Riley and then got out. Like for some of these
Speaker 1: other guys who lived the same life that Tiger Woods lived.
Speaker 1: And then some that were invincible, they're so ins they're
Speaker 1: so protected that stuff hasn't gotten now, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like they were immune to fire and they
Speaker 1: can only be killed with the blood of a virgin
Speaker 1: on a full moon and that kind of stuff. So
Speaker 1: it is great. It's great because part of it's what
Speaker 1: you've you've said about presentation. You looked the part, you
Speaker 1: sound the part, and people will just eat it up.
Speaker 1: And even if you have a dark side of you
Speaker 1: outside of going full blown like Matt Lower locking a
Speaker 1: room and keeping the women in the room, like you're
Speaker 1: pretty much you're good to go, like you're safe for
Speaker 1: the time being unless you really funk up. Yeah, or
Speaker 1: like the it was a basketball player this week, but
Speaker 1: Malik Beasley, did you see that the Timberwolves guy that
Speaker 1: was all over the social media? Guys married, got a kid.
Speaker 1: He's out in Miami, you know, making out with what's
Speaker 1: the pipping something. I don't know who that is? Is
Speaker 1: that Scottie Pippen's exit. It's an Instagram booty model. They're
Speaker 1: all the same, not that I'm complaining they're easy on
Speaker 1: the eyes, but they're all kind of the same, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, they cut in the same cloth and they're
Speaker 1: all at the yeah like that. Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: have we have limited time here at guest On, so
Speaker 1: we can go now. I think we should bring this
Speaker 1: up because I don't want to forget this. The the
Speaker 1: raising Arizona yet again, I have fed the content machine
Speaker 1: in the state of Arizona and sufferable. Uh no, I'm
Speaker 1: just doing my job. I'm ranting, I'm raving, I'm doing
Speaker 1: my rants here. This is premeditated. This is what this is. Now,
Speaker 1: it's not premeditated. And you're a big fan boy. You've
Speaker 1: slobbered all over Kyler Murray. You've gotten down, you actually
Speaker 1: had a laid down. Forget getting on your knees, but
Speaker 1: you've gotten right down there with Kyler Murray. And I
Speaker 1: I pointed out his performance against the Patriots defense, how
Speaker 1: bad he was, and I did a rant. And the
Speaker 1: Arizona Republic, now this is at least the third time
Speaker 1: that they have done this where they wrote a story.
Speaker 1: This is twelve hundred words story on my monologue about
Speaker 1: Kyler Murray pointing out his shortcomings and uh, it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's outstanding, it's great and uh And as Rob Parker
Speaker 1: and the Friday Podcast pointed out, I had and this
Speaker 1: is a good term, the golden hammer, right, I had
Speaker 1: the ace card, which was the stat that Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1: And I don't know there's any way you can refute this.
Speaker 1: If the car Ols do not get at least forty
Speaker 1: yards out of Kyler Murray, they are three ten and one.
Speaker 1: That is the record, three ten and one in games
Speaker 1: Kyler Murray does not run for at least forty yards
Speaker 1: and and if he doesn't even run for thirty yards,
Speaker 1: they are one eight and one. He is all about
Speaker 1: the running game. He cannot consistently win games when you
Speaker 1: take away the running game and the problem, it's not sustainable.
Speaker 1: And this was my point because you look at the
Speaker 1: ingredients in the playoffs, and it's common knowledge when you
Speaker 1: get to the playoffs, the running quarterback has to win
Speaker 1: with the arm. If Steve Young was a great running quarterback,
Speaker 1: he won with his arm. People will say, well, what
Speaker 1: about they played Devil's Advocate, what about Kaepernick Kabernick got
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl? Well, yeah, the Ravens took away
Speaker 1: the running game. You remember that Green Bay game when
Speaker 1: when Kaebernick Grant Wild and all that, and that was
Speaker 1: terrible den. But you know, you keep playing further in
Speaker 1: the playoffs, you're gonna find a defense. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: allow you to run. You're gonna have to win with
Speaker 1: your arm. And you're very beautiful, You're very I know
Speaker 1: people like to worship. You worship him now you admire him.
Speaker 1: You canonized Canadik a he of a football player. You
Speaker 1: did big. You gave him audio fla. I did not know.
Speaker 1: You're doing the king of just jerking off radio because
Speaker 1: you have all your listeners call into you. A little
Speaker 1: bit different from me critiquing a guy just because he
Speaker 1: can get in the end zone with his arms and
Speaker 1: his feed you. The term is genuflect. You took a knee.
Speaker 1: It's what you did. You you fell to your knee
Speaker 1: in worship. Slopper slopper, slopper slap. I will defend you
Speaker 1: with this USA Today article. And the reason why is because, yes,
Speaker 1: the Arizona Republic. But he got picked up I used to.
Speaker 1: It's a partnership of the USA Today. What I don't
Speaker 1: like about it is that the article are your words.
Speaker 1: I know it's great, It's like, what the fun if
Speaker 1: you want to take a shot at a host, to
Speaker 1: take a shot at him, But he literally took your
Speaker 1: entire monologue it looks like, and then put it into
Speaker 1: one article. His only shot was the opening setence three,
Speaker 1: He says, a late night radio talk show host went
Speaker 1: on a rant that's like, Okay, so you're trying to
Speaker 1: snipe and say a late night radio talk show like
Speaker 1: take a shot, but you know that that's kind of
Speaker 1: low hanging for you. Well, that that is the I
Speaker 1: remember I talked to Looney when he was doing the
Speaker 1: overnights and then we both haven't had the same experience,
Speaker 1: like because when somebody wants to belittle you, some douchebag,
Speaker 1: some Mama Luke wants to belittle you and say, oh,
Speaker 1: you know you're just on I have such distain for
Speaker 1: You're just on overnight, you know, And it's it's the
Speaker 1: it's the greatest thing because uh, first of all, that's true,
Speaker 1: the show is on overnight, but I'm on more affiliates
Speaker 1: than anyone else at Fox Sports Radio, right. And the
Speaker 1: great equalizer is that when I got into radio in
Speaker 1: the early days, we had real the real machines, all
Speaker 1: this old technology. G The only way to consumer radio
Speaker 1: show was to listen live to the radio show, unless
Speaker 1: you happen to work at the radio station could get
Speaker 1: a cassette tape copy of said radio show. But now
Speaker 1: we have this thing called podcasting, and the company does
Speaker 1: the digital stuff as well, So that's what's known as checkmate.
Speaker 1: All right, that's what's noticed. That's the great equalizing. So essentially,
Speaker 1: what I'm doing for the for the dumb dumbs who
Speaker 1: don't understand, is we come on overnight. We're like recording
Speaker 1: a podcast overnight. That happens we broadcast live on four
Speaker 1: radio stations, but we're recording a podcast that is then
Speaker 1: repackaged for the lemmings that have to work nine to
Speaker 1: five during the day. Do you understand Gascon? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: defending you on this, alright. I got a little care
Speaker 1: it was. And just if you're if you take a
Speaker 1: shot at someone nationally, you can't be doing it from
Speaker 1: a regional perspective and then punch your way up and
Speaker 1: use like low hanging fruit or platitudes that like Caseine
Speaker 1: referenced a ESPN article that had Kyler Murray as the
Speaker 1: number one quarterback in his age bracket. Like that has
Speaker 1: anything to do with fucking anything, No, it doesn't. This
Speaker 1: but this in Arizona, it's a fanboy town. You know,
Speaker 1: we've gotta get Bruce Jacobs on this podcast at some point.
Speaker 1: Bruce is a bloviating talk show host in Arizona. But
Speaker 1: a lot of that media. They they'll jump into a
Speaker 1: volcano if Kyler Murray wants them to jump in. It's
Speaker 1: the amen choir when it comes to the hometown team.
Speaker 1: And this is we've talked about this in the past.
Speaker 1: I think that we brought this up the last time
Speaker 1: they wrote a column and and we're ranting and raving
Speaker 1: about me. It's tribalism, right, it's tribe's you know, you're
Speaker 1: you're going against our tribe. It's us against them. It's
Speaker 1: the Arizona car this guy, and so the Arizona Republic.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that the Arizona Republic owns the
Speaker 1: Cardinals or vice versa, right, I don't think. But these
Speaker 1: blind sheep, it's Pavlov's dogs. They're all wired. They're hardwired.
Speaker 1: They gotta support the hometown team. And uh so I
Speaker 1: enjoyed that conversation with Rob Parker yesterday because Rob has
Speaker 1: dealt with this for many, many years and we're kindred
Speaker 1: spirits on that. And see, here's the thing though, and
Speaker 1: to your point, if that stuff with Robin lou happened
Speaker 1: in the two thousands, now with social media, there's no
Speaker 1: way he'd be allowed back in Cincinnati's dugout, No fucking way,
Speaker 1: not in the clubhouse. On the dugout. You know, they
Speaker 1: reprimand him because it makes the organization look bad. Well,
Speaker 1: and the thing is that the overreact to social media
Speaker 1: because they think that's real. Yes, and as we've also
Speaker 1: in previous episodes said, it's it's the matrix. It's not real.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a version of reality, but it's not reality.
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of Russian bots and a lot
Speaker 1: of burner accounts, it's not. And then you've got a
Speaker 1: lot of people aren't even on social media. People think
Speaker 1: everyone's on there and that's the pulse, that's the heartbeat
Speaker 1: of an issue, and it's not. There's some rabid, rabid, loyal, invested,
Speaker 1: lunar ticks that are on there. But wasn't the number
Speaker 1: we talked about this early in the Apocalypse that the
Speaker 1: top ten percent of people, for example, on Twitter are
Speaker 1: responsible for eight of the content created in the United States.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about ten percent and Twitter, to start with,
Speaker 1: most people aren't on Twitter, but only ten percent of
Speaker 1: that small pie then create of the content. And the
Speaker 1: users are much younger than the average you know person
Speaker 1: in the United States, right I mean so, and they're
Speaker 1: skewed politically certain ways. I think that's fair to say.
Speaker 1: Guess a rubber Necker of social media, I think that's
Speaker 1: fair to say. Yes, there's just so much I would
Speaker 1: have appreciated if the Arizona Republic took the time to
Speaker 1: actually go line by line on your points to either
Speaker 1: disprove them or to counter them. Well, how do you
Speaker 1: disprove the golden hammer? Okay, how do you do disprove that?
Speaker 1: I do? I agree, I can't, But the one counter
Speaker 1: I could make is the amount of touchdowns of their
Speaker 1: offensive productivity here in compared to and pre Kyler Murray. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the fact that Arizona should be a five team
Speaker 1: Hail Mary is a fluke play. But still can't That's
Speaker 1: my idea, Like, you can't recreate that and and have
Speaker 1: it happened, you know, nine out of ten times, twenty
Speaker 1: out of one times, it's not gonna happen or whatever
Speaker 1: you want to say. Yeah, on on that side of things,
Speaker 1: you have the Arizona Republic that was trying to take
Speaker 1: you out to the to the wood shed. And then
Speaker 1: on the other side of things, what the funk was that?
Speaker 1: What I saw on Thursday, you had Jason Barrett just
Speaker 1: have like a tongue bath, just lathering you up and
Speaker 1: just massaging you and giving you an a kiss and
Speaker 1: just licking your ears and then just rubbing your nipples.
Speaker 1: That's fucking gross. You had a former p D and
Speaker 1: his under links right this this this lovely poem that
Speaker 1: was dedicated to you for going out on a limb
Speaker 1: and taking shots at Kyler Murray. Just disgusting. Uh look,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you feel good about that. I well,
Speaker 1: I respect you know, Jason is one of the top influences.
Speaker 1: That's why he has no idea who you are. But
Speaker 1: I appreciate what Jason does there. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: he respects the show, he respects the content, and he
Speaker 1: consults with many big radio companies and radio stations. And
Speaker 1: uh so it's it's nice when someone who's in your
Speaker 1: industry lauds over you. Doesn't happen very often. And uh
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not bad. Say I'm now critically acclaimed
Speaker 1: on the back of pointing out the shortcomings of Kyler Murray. Well,
Speaker 1: the media is licking his toes. Uh you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's nice. It's if I'm feeling pretty good here. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling what the other side of the train tracks is like.
Speaker 1: Now that now, now I know why you decide to
Speaker 1: take that wager with the Clippers and eat Rocky Mountain oysters.
Speaker 1: It was a publicity stunt. You do something, you do
Speaker 1: something for show, and all of a sudden, Jason Barrett
Speaker 1: covers it, and then it comes right around and now
Speaker 1: it's just a little tongue bath tickling of your toes.
Speaker 1: Look what Ben Mallard did. You're using my box sports
Speaker 1: radio national host and says to take a shot at
Speaker 1: an m VP candidate because he didn't like what he's
Speaker 1: done in the last four or five You're using my material, dummy,
Speaker 1: which is just stupid. It's a compliment. He should take
Speaker 1: it as a compliment. And then yeah, okay, I mean
Speaker 1: my guy, uh but but but no, I mean he
Speaker 1: I have just been doing the regular show. What the
Speaker 1: people listen, then they like it, and that's that's great
Speaker 1: what he wants. I don't know if they like it.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have a listener the other day say he
Speaker 1: was gonna give you a blowjob for watching Pittsburgh and
Speaker 1: Baltimore play Wednesday afternoon. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the same guy that flew across the country to
Speaker 1: go get laid right and then got COVID. I I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. But do you're talking about justin
Speaker 1: instance that he's gonna have to get approval from Robbie
Speaker 1: the Mariner fan before he comes out here. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how that's gonna go down.
Speaker 1: It was an odd wager. I didn't ask for that,
Speaker 1: but it's the the second time. Now we had Lee
Speaker 1: Klein on the podcast, and Lee we told the story
Speaker 1: you weren't here because you were lad. But it was great.
Speaker 1: Ryan Smith was so good that what professional, what quality
Speaker 1: sounded doing? He had dead pan comedy. Uh, he was smooth.
Speaker 1: He had a great deadpan comedy. He was dead. He's
Speaker 1: just got no personalities, the stiff with the board. It
Speaker 1: was so good. He was to work with a professional.
Speaker 1: You know, it has it's been so long since I've
Speaker 1: worked with a professional at Ryan. Are you trying to
Speaker 1: take shots at Coope and Roberto and Eddie? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're trying to say, Well, this is on the
Speaker 1: podcast the podcast world. Uh. And it was like he
Speaker 1: he'd read you know, John Wooden's Pyramid of success. You know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't even know how to read uh, competitive greatness, integrity, poise, offens, adaptability,
Speaker 1: all of those things in the pyramid of success, and
Speaker 1: he did all of them. And it's so nice to
Speaker 1: have a guy like Ryan Smith. So if you want
Speaker 1: to take more time off, you know, the end of
Speaker 1: the year is coming up, Like if you want to
Speaker 1: take like a month off, maybe if you want ones,
Speaker 1: you know, take take a gap year, like you're a
Speaker 1: tenured professor. How about that I could do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be begging to be back on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Why you should be asking because you the guy you
Speaker 1: got Wally pipped, the guy was better you got you
Speaker 1: got Drew Bledsoe. You got hurt and and Tom Brady
Speaker 1: came in and you had a dynasty the Wally Pip
Speaker 1: and Drew Bledsoe. Those are professional athletes that were in
Speaker 1: the big leagues. This is not the big league. Is
Speaker 1: here with you? Is not the big leagues. This is
Speaker 1: the big leagues. This is this is like Portman's version
Speaker 1: of w E. I like you get fired after you
Speaker 1: got hired. That That's that's it. This is what this is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing You're a snake oil sale that's what you are.
Speaker 1: You're a snake oil salesman. And people are on to
Speaker 1: you now, people are onto you in your snake How
Speaker 1: do you figure the emails? I get the messages on Twitter.
Speaker 1: People still send jokes in goofing on you and you're
Speaker 1: not even on the radio. But who gives a shit
Speaker 1: about them? I don't care. People are obsessed with me,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. Let them be obsessed. Well, they were
Speaker 1: obsessed because you're so bad, right bad? I mean, this
Speaker 1: is not this is not this is not a good thing.
Speaker 1: I'm on their mind. I'm probably on their girlfriend's mind.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's good, It's fine. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah
Speaker 1: you are you and Jim Jones and Marshall apple White.
Speaker 1: All right, the little cult over there, all the ladies, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can hang out with the branch Davidians. Oh my god, insane.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta put the baby to bed. Guests on, right,
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Speaker 1: last night. It was pretty good. And obviously Week thirteen
Speaker 1: finally gets underway tomorrow. Yeah, and next week we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it very early. Next Friday, guests. God, very the
Speaker 1: earliest we've ever done it next Friday, because I have
Speaker 1: a scheduling issue. It's brunch with Benny. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it very very early, So that's a heads up.
Speaker 1: Next Friday. I say early. It's on the East coast
Speaker 1: to be like the evening the early afternoon on the
Speaker 1: West coast, which is early morning for me. But I
Speaker 1: have a I have an engagement that I cannot talk
Speaker 1: about that I have to do on that Friday, so
Speaker 1: I will be unavailable. All right, listen, have a great
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