1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. If 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough, 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: I think again. He's the last remnants of the old republic, 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: the Penthouse, the clearing House of hot Takes, break free 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: or something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: right now. Back at it on a Saturday in the 10 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 1: a everywhere, the vast and powerful I Heart Podcast Network. 11 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: We thank you for being loyal and supporting the podcast. 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: It does does mean a lot. Otherwise we wouldn't keep 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: doing it every day on the weekends and this the 14 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: Saturday podcast. Were gonna think Rob Parker, the Great Rob 15 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: Parker who hung out with on Friday, regaling us with 16 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: stories from his career, The Great Rob Parker, always trying 17 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: fun to catch up with Rob. It's amazingly this is 18 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: the first time we've had we've been doing the podcast 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: for over a year, the first time we've had Rob 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 1: on said podcast. And now to ruin your day, making 21 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: his way from West of the four oh five after 22 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: almost a month hiatus, maybe people thought he got fired. 23 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: It's gonna be here is a great get by me. 24 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: Usually on the one book in the good Guests, you 25 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: get the shitty guests like Tom Looney and uh some 26 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: other crackheads of the world that you get on I 27 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: do find it rather humorous that we were getting or 28 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if you were getting, but I was 29 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: getting some emails and direct messages saying, you guys need 30 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: to do something on Thanksgiving week and Thanksgiving weekend because 31 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: we dad and sing the day away for you folk 32 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: that are consuming free content. But anyways, I'm back here 33 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: to say wow, wow, Yeah. I want to point out 34 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: now now full disclosure, you know, I'm the one with 35 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: ambition on the show. As you know I'm I'm the 36 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: one that works hard. I'm the one that wants to 37 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: make this work. And so in order though for the podcast, 38 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: guest Ghan has to do the technical stuff, which is 39 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: why it just sounds so shitty every week, so crapy 40 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: guest Ghan has to do it. So but but but 41 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: I've got fired in my belly, right, you know, I'm hungry, 42 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: like well, if I want to go out there, and 43 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: I want to do the podcast every day because I 44 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: have determination. So but to do the podcast, I need 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: someone to record the podcast and do the technical stuff 46 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So anyway, I remember we had 47 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 1: a text conversation, Hey, you want to do the podcast. 48 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving week. Why don't we have to do it 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: earlier in the week Because Thanksgiving you normally record the 50 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: podcast on Thursdays, so we would have had to have 51 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,399 Speaker 1: done it like on Tuesday or Wednesday eight to get 52 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: the podcast in and guesstcan you wanted no part and 53 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: that you wanted no part in hard work? You you 54 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: just you west of the four oh five took over there, 55 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: and I was I was raised, You've got to outwork 56 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: the horse. Yeah, you were raised. You've got to laid 57 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: down next to the course. I was always taught that 58 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: you you get what you put into it, and I 59 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: put in a lot and get little in return. So 60 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: I figured, like, you know what holiday week is here, 61 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: I'm not getting much in return. I'm gonna take a 62 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: week off because unlike you, I didn't feel like driving 63 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: into the studio to record a couple of podcasts that 64 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: I'll get no appreciation. Thanks for so you know what, 65 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: I checked out for a couple of weeks and I 66 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: feel like and you mentioned that, so it's not just 67 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: you don't have the hustle, you don't have the eagerness 68 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: to do that. Well, no, I'm just not I'm not 69 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: an intern anymore. I grew up and you know, when 70 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: I graduated college, I was twenty three and uh, you 71 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: know those days of internships where are far behind me. 72 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: And I liked to, you know, seek out a professional 73 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: life for you actually get paid for what you do 74 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: and you get to see your efforts, uh returned in 75 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: kind with you know, commerce with the with a little 76 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: bit of greens and a little bit of a pat 77 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: on the back and uh, you know, monetization for what 78 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: we do. And yeah, so you're just admitting your whore 79 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: that you don't have any pride in you were. You know, 80 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: it was the great John Wooden that said make everything 81 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: your masterpiece. It was Benjamin Franklin said, by failing to prepare, 82 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: you were preparing to fail. Uh, those are all things, 83 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 1: and you don't prepare. You don't take this seriously at all. 84 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: I think you take almost a month off from a podcast. 85 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: I mean that's about I'm trying to teach you. I mean, 86 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: you like the dumb kid in the back of the class. 87 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: I'm trying to teach you how to told nothing exist. 88 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: Foh yeah, nothing says uh. Nothing says like that, like 89 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: name calling and sniping at at other individuals, blaming it all. 90 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: I mean, see, I'm like you, I have to drive 91 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: into work. I know you have the happy confines of 92 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: the Mallory man Chin where you can just roll out 93 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: of bed and pop on a couple of devices and 94 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: here you are. And uh, I understand though, I mean 95 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a little uncomfortable for you to need 96 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: me as the uh, as someone to lean on to 97 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: have this kind of masterpiece uh breached out and published 98 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: out to the masses. So I know it's a little 99 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: uncomfortable for you to understand that, but to acknowledge it. 100 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: But you know, I'd like to have a talk with 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: your father because clearly he did not teach you as 102 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: a child that there is this thing called constructive criticism 103 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: and tough love. You know, I'll be doctor truth in 104 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: your life. I'll be the guy that has to kick 105 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: you in the tookis from time to time, which is 106 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 1: not a bad thing, by the way, term pain for 107 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: long term gain. Unfortunately, you haven't taken the lesson, so 108 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: I have to continue to kick you in the tookis. Unfortunately, 109 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: I don't think there's a lesson that needs to be 110 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: taught here in the digital world with you, and I 111 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: consider the fact that I was the one that uh 112 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: actually ignited the flame and your soul to actually start 113 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 1: doing podcasts. It's bad, Betty, to the YouTube universe. I 114 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: have done it all for you. You yeah, oh yeah, 115 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: you're so just so kind. We have ten people watching 116 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: the YouTube videos, and even if we get it on 117 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 1: the air, even if we get it on the air, 118 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: there were more people there, Betty, versus a penny. We 119 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: did it here than than that. And you didn't even 120 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: show up to one of them to an hour later, 121 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: you showed up, bat job by you. It's a little 122 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: bit different. Did you at least have a good Thanksgiving? Man? 123 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 1: It was fine, fine, we no. I when I went 124 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: to my in laws and then I saw my dad 125 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: after so I violated every King Knewsome rule possible. But 126 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: your dad ages really well, yeah, he's doing all right, 127 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: what he's doing all right? He looks incredibly young. For 128 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: his age. Yeah, he's doing good. That's good. He's got 129 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: Mallard blood. What do you want? No, I mean, if 130 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: you make it to a certain point, see most of 131 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: the Mallards check out earlier. But if you make it 132 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: to a certain point, you're golden. You know, those live forever, 133 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: ever and ever and ever. And he said he's stilling. Well, 134 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: so hopefully. Now I concerned about my pops because he's 135 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: a Ham radio operator and he was having problems connecting 136 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: on the Ham radio and so he's determined that he 137 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: needed to replace a cable. But to do that, he 138 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: has to go on the roof of the original O. G. 139 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: Mallor Mansion, which is a two story house in Orange County. 140 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: So he has to go up there, crawl out of 141 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: a front window, crawl around to the right, and then 142 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: make another turn up to the very top where the 143 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: chimney is, and then put a cable in right next 144 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: to the antenna, which is on the edge of the 145 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: side of the house. So I told him this is 146 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: probably not a good idea. Why don't I come down 147 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: there and I can kind of at least be there, 148 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: and you know, I'll do it. You know, he always 149 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: says maybe I'll listen to you. But then yeah, so 150 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: I'm look concerned about that. You know, you're your older 151 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: dad's crawling around on the roof to put a ham 152 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: radio and tender together. It does not seem like the uh, 153 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: the smartest thing. But he doesn't listen to me. So 154 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: you know, my my older brother he listens to He 155 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: doesn't listen to me in one year and out the 156 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: other kind of like you. You know you don't listen 157 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: to anybody. I'll tell you something all of a sudden, 158 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: you don't do it. And then your wife five months 159 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: later says, go get a green screen to look better. 160 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: What does Ben maland he buys a fucking green skul unbelievable? 161 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: Stop you are you are so full of I will hurd. 162 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: I will admit though your your hat collection is looking 163 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: nice and ripe. Though it's good, well speaking that I 164 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: did want to think. You know, do you have that 165 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: letter we promised? Now you're probably lost it because you're 166 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: not you don't have to know how to how to 167 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:44,440 Speaker 1: keep track of stuff. But there's a certain power couple 168 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: in Kentucky that came through big time, right big time, 169 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 1: And uh, I was gonna read the letter on the air. 170 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: Now you have do you have the letter, guest, because 171 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: I have something. I have some beautiful candles here that 172 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,439 Speaker 1: birthday candles from what a little two year old girl? Right? 173 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: This is her idea? Yeah, it was Kentucky Tay and 174 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: Kentucky k right. I don't have the litter in front 175 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: of me. I have the picture, my guest, I had 176 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 1: the picture of what they sent me. You are so bad, 177 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: bad bad, Oh my god. I was. I was gonna 178 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 1: show the letter on Benny versus the penny, which I 179 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: thought would be appropriate concerned the fact that they got 180 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: me some Kentucky Berman whiskey. Well, you know, there's a book, 181 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: and I might recommend it. Of course it's probably too 182 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,319 Speaker 1: late for you. How to Win Friends, all right, How 183 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:44,439 Speaker 1: to Win Friends and Influence People was written by Dale Carnegie. 184 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: He's dead, so you probably don't pay attention to it. 185 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: But what was the main lesson from the Dale to 186 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:55,440 Speaker 1: three cs? The three cs? Don't complain, don't criticize, And 187 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: I think I forget what the other one was. Yeah, 188 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: don't complain, don't criticize. I forget the other one. All right, 189 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: there's something else that was book. There's something else in 190 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: that book that Dale Carnegie, which is a great book 191 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: in any young person, you know, when you're starting out 192 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: in the world. It's a very important book, and I 193 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,040 Speaker 1: believe in it. I don't really follow most of it, 194 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 1: but this is one thing I do follow. This is 195 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: one lesson I got from Dale Carnegie. Oh, don't condemn. 196 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 1: Don't condemn. That's not no, no, no, no no. That's acknowledge 197 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: people by their name. People love to hear the name exactly. 198 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: Remember a person's name to that person is the sweetest 199 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: and most important sound in any language. So you just 200 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:34,559 Speaker 1: got the names wrong of the people that hooked this 201 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:40,079 Speaker 1: up from Scottsville, Kentucky with these wonderful gifts. It's Kentucky, 202 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: Jay and Tay, not Oh my god, yes there they said. 203 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 1: I gave you. I wanted the letter. You said, no, 204 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 1: I'll take the letter. I'm gonna read it on the podcast. 205 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,080 Speaker 1: And you didn't even bring it in. And there's another 206 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: there's another part in the book where Dale Carnegie says, 207 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,960 Speaker 1: it's always important to admit and you're wrong. So I 208 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,520 Speaker 1: apologize I was wrong. So I want to thank Jay 209 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,959 Speaker 1: and Tay, and I want to thank your daughter as well. 210 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: You guys went above and beyond the call of duty. Here, 211 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,679 Speaker 1: I'm holding birthday candles. It's not my birthday until April, 212 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna hold onto these. Maybe I'll use them 213 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,319 Speaker 1: from the wife's birthday or something like that. So, uh, 214 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 1: they said in the letter, I'm trying to remember because Gascon, 215 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,839 Speaker 1: the unreasonable Gascon did not bring this in because he's 216 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: west of the forth. That's what they get. They spelled 217 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: my last name wrong, too, So you know what Kentucky 218 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: Jay Bay Clay or whatever the hell it is, spelled 219 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: my last name wrong. What Jay and Tay is what 220 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,400 Speaker 1: it is J, not k J and too anyway, So 221 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,080 Speaker 1: they said these happy birthday candles from their daughter. But 222 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 1: I love this is a very unique cat. You know, 223 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: I'm I've got the collection. I'm the mad hatter of 224 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 1: a sports chatter, and you guys have been great in 225 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 1: the Mallard militia. I got a Kentucky hat. But I 226 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,000 Speaker 1: also got and we'll talk more about that later, but 227 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: a Western Kentucky Hilltoppers hat. Now, this is a very 228 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,000 Speaker 1: unique at. This could be the most I think it's 229 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: it's gotta be in the top three most unique hats. 230 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 1: I have a zillion hats as the mad Hatter of 231 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,079 Speaker 1: sports chatter. But this is really cool because it's got 232 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,319 Speaker 1: the Western Kentucky logo on the top because this is 233 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: his audio. So and then below it it says Hilltoppers. 234 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: The problem though with that is I think it's it's 235 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: a cool nickname. It's unique. It's not another bulldogs or 236 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 1: you know, wildcats or something like that. And I like that. 237 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: But just Josh and Cincinnati said, hey, those are the 238 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: pill poppers. So now every time I look at the hat, 239 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: I don't read hilltoppers, I see pill poppers and I 240 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: can't get it out of my But it's a great hat. 241 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: I really want to thank Kentucky J and Kentucky K 242 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,319 Speaker 1: because I I know your name is unlike yes goun 243 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 1: uh so I do thank you very kind of you 244 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: and guscon you sent him some some booze, and of 245 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: course always good to give an alcoholic more booze. Uh 246 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: And have you had said alcoholic beverage guest gon from 247 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 1: Kentucky J and Kentucky I have. I had a nice 248 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,839 Speaker 1: little glass um it complimented my my filet that I 249 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 1: basically put on the grill a couple of days ago. 250 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 1: I had that things steered nicely, um medium, well and 251 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: it was great, little asparagus, little garlic and butter on top. 252 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,440 Speaker 1: You know, I actually, when you get a steak, it's 253 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 1: so it's important to actually cook it and need it, 254 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: not have it like burn in your freezer and just 255 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 1: keep it while it's so, you know, just laboring in 256 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,440 Speaker 1: there for for months and years. You know, it's it's important. 257 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 1: You know, when you get gifts like that, you should 258 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 1: acknowledge it and then put those gifts to said good use. Um. 259 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, here he's back two weeks away and 260 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: no one, he complained, lady dog, I'm just acknowledging that 261 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: I appreciate what they did. Pompous ass, pretentious snotty conceded, 262 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 1: overbearing David gist gun No, I don't think so. I 263 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: think insufferable. Be the word insufferable. It's uh fin tolerable. 264 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: Why why didn't you have any of it? Well, because 265 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: you didn't offer and it wasn't sent to me. I 266 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: got the hat, which I'm long after that booze is 267 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 1: in your belly. I'm gonna still have the hat that 268 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: I will be able to have in my rotation. I 269 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: can do a college week I got the Iowa hat, 270 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: I got Western Kentucky. Now I have the University of 271 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 1: Kentucky Minnesota Golden Golfer. So I got four. I need 272 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: one more to complete the hat week. Now you should 273 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 1: have since they're playing today, you should have someone see 274 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 1: if they can hook you up with a b y 275 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 1: U or Coastal Carolina hat. The Shanta clears, the Shanta clears. Yeah, 276 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,920 Speaker 1: any of those unique things, I'd be I'd be all 277 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: about it. I when I was a kid, I used 278 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: to go to you see, Irvine ant Eater basketball a 279 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: game so I could get like an ant eater like I. 280 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: I like this schools with kind of the weird mascots 281 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: and smaller schools. I don't mind the big schools. And 282 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: the Kentucky hat that we got. That was, oh man, 283 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: so much. I got so much crap for that from 284 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: like Duke fans and you know these other like all 285 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: the blue bloods of college basketball, the other fan bases like, oh, 286 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 1: well you were the Kentucky had. But then the guys 287 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: in Kentucky, the guys in the you know, in the South, 288 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 1: were like, oh that's great. You know you look better. 289 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: Women will find you more track, you know, I mean 290 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,080 Speaker 1: they were giving me the whole, the whole to do 291 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 1: on the on the Kentucky had and how it's gonna 292 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: change my life. And I want to thank David. By 293 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 1: the way, David's the guy who sent that in from 294 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 1: South Carolina actually, but he's a big Kentucky fan. So 295 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: but thank you, and I do appreciate that. Hey, before 296 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: I forget, I guess con, I'm gonna give you a 297 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 1: warning in the Mallard militia. All right, I want you, 298 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: if you're interested in the cameo and you want to 299 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 1: get a deal, go on cameo right now. Alright, go 300 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: on cameo right now, because I'm gonna have to raise 301 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: my price, not because I want to. I just did 302 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: one the other day. I did a cameo which was 303 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: very annoying. You want to guess the cameo request I got. 304 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: This is a couple of days ago Laker related right. 305 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you know about that? No? I have 306 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,720 Speaker 1: no idea, but I just I mean, you say annoying, 307 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: So I figured it's gotta be Lakers. Yes, uh Jesse 308 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: Jesse on cameo. Uh No, no, this is different. It's 309 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: a different Jesse. Uh So Jesse sent me a message 310 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, uh, you know I want you 311 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 1: to do. Can you please explain to my low information 312 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: fan cousin why the Lakers have the same amount of 313 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: championships as the Celtics And at the end, can you 314 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: explain why the Lakers will pass them this season? So 315 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: so I had to do a cameo and he wanted 316 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 1: it Mallard monologue style. So so I had to do 317 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: this Mallard monologue style, and uh, yeah, it was. It 318 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: was interesting. It was that's a second time. By the way, 319 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,000 Speaker 1: this guy Jesse loves busting my balls. But anyway, the 320 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 1: reason I had not done a cameo in a while, 321 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,720 Speaker 1: we didn't really promote it. Whatever, it's there if you 322 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,879 Speaker 1: want it. Uh, And I know the holidays are coming up. 323 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,239 Speaker 1: What what a better stockings I can't think of a 324 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: better digital stocking stuffer than a cameo from The Mallard Show, 325 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: or for that you know, the Hanakah. You know he 326 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: got eight gifts on Hanakah starts on the eleventh of December, 327 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: So eight gifts, one of them make it a cameo 328 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: coming up? And you got Valentine's Day coming up. Anyway, 329 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: So the reason, I'm gonna have to raise my rate. 330 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 1: It's only thirty bucks now. So I hadn't done one 331 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: in a while, but since the last time I did one. Uh, 332 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 1: there's a third party that entered in on cameo and said, hey, 333 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: I want to cut the pie right, And so I 334 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute, what's what's this all about there? 335 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 1: And so I looked and the people I think it's 336 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 1: it's Apple is getting a cut now of each person's cameo. 337 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 1: I got a work around for that. What's the what's 338 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: the worker? Oh, we'll have to discuss off there because 339 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 1: you might get some people triggered on here, hold on, 340 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 1: sa let me let me check. I want to check 341 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 1: to give you the amount, the exact amount, because I 342 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 1: I saw this and I was like, I did a 343 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:30,920 Speaker 1: double take because it went down like it was a decline. 344 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: That's horseshit. Well, yeah, it's pretty pretty. I was pretty 345 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: piste off because I was like, hey, you know, wait 346 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 1: a minute. You know I'm doing the same thing here. 347 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: And this is especially because you should be grandfather into 348 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 1: this thing and some the fact that's not like you 349 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: just activated and account last year. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, 350 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: the Apple it's called Apple I A P. And they 351 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: took thirty percent. They took a thirty haircut that's craft 352 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,440 Speaker 1: off the top, and then whatever was off to over 353 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,800 Speaker 1: was then broken up. It doesn't I'm not trying to 354 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: get rich on this. It's just it does take some 355 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,679 Speaker 1: time to do these things. I try to do them right. 356 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 1: I try to put some effort into them. I don't 357 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 1: you know, I could just do them in two seconds. 358 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 1: Maybe I should do that, But I figured, if you're 359 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: spending your money to hear a rant, I wanna, I 360 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: wanna make it as good as I possibly can, because 361 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: you know it's unlike you guess I got some work. 362 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: So but anyway, so that so that the way the 363 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,400 Speaker 1: break comments is you have the original price, and then 364 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,160 Speaker 1: I get what is Apple I A P? What is that? 365 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? No, but I can't 366 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,199 Speaker 1: take a look at it. I just says it on 367 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: the thing here Apple in app purchase, in app purchase. 368 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 1: So this counts as an in app purchase. But I'm 369 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,399 Speaker 1: not because the person, oh I see, so the person 370 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 1: that's the person that's doing it did it on the 371 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: cameo app. So they have to pay off My god, Now, 372 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: I'm a cheap guy on came berry. There are some 373 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,640 Speaker 1: people on there. Let's think of the math on that 374 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,399 Speaker 1: for some of the the other the big time people 375 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: that are charging a fortune on kid like Steve my mind, 376 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: my man, is Steve Harvey seven hundred and fifty dollars 377 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,640 Speaker 1: to do a cameo? Uh? Oh my god? Seven fifty 378 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: So let me do the math on that. So thirty 379 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:28,880 Speaker 1: percent of seven hundred and fifty dollars is two hundred 380 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,440 Speaker 1: and twenty five dollars that the Apple is getting because 381 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,600 Speaker 1: the people use the app. Oh my god. So there's 382 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,439 Speaker 1: a workaround for that. I mean we could have because 383 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: obviously with with Benny versus the Penning, we can put 384 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 1: you on camera. Um, we could conceive will we do 385 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: something remotely where we can skip the cameo and um, 386 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: people could just send the requests into me and I 387 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,160 Speaker 1: can give them your telephone number and we can all 388 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: make this one happy trans Oh, I see what you're 389 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,240 Speaker 1: doing a worker. I don't know if I'm ready to 390 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: do that, but I'm telling you, I'm gonna give you 391 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,399 Speaker 1: until next Friday the eleven thirty dollar, right, and then 392 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,840 Speaker 1: it's gonna go up to forty which I don't think 393 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: it's that bigger raise, but you know, I gotta at 394 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: least get some of that back, which which is really 395 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,680 Speaker 1: just going to give the people at Apple more money 396 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 1: apparently sucks, right, it's gonna give them more money, which 397 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: I guess if you own Apple stock, that's what what 398 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,159 Speaker 1: can you imagine? Oh? Yeah, speaking, it's like, isn't that 399 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: like the mob though? Like that technique, Like, yeah, listen, 400 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: we run the we won the app. Like how much 401 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: effort is there to click on an app? And they 402 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 1: get thirty off of that? That's unbelievable to speaking of 403 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 1: which I did, speaking of stocks anyway, I saw him Thursday. 404 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: Tesla shot up to five dollars a share. It's pretty exciting. 405 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: What do you mean? And exciting it is? It is? 406 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: It's very exciting. Well, keep in mind, though, you know, 407 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 1: your guy Elon must could pop up on the Joe 408 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,480 Speaker 1: Rogan podcast is to do some heroin and it would 409 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:06,959 Speaker 1: go back down. So it's a fluid a few fluid situation. 410 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,400 Speaker 1: If I Elon Musk had a great line about the 411 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: stock the other day, and uh, and it was actually 412 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal this and use this as my own. 413 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: I I jotted it down. I read my little chicken 414 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,959 Speaker 1: scratch here he said. Uh he Elon Musk warned the 415 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: people at Tesla that the stock could get crushed like 416 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: a Soux flay under a sledgehammer, so he knows, like, 417 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: I gotta kick out of Elon Musk. I love the 418 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,159 Speaker 1: transition of Elon Musk. When you look at early Elon 419 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 1: Musk and nerdy guy. Now he's like, now he's got hair, 420 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: he's the cool guy, a couple of buttons open on 421 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: his shirt, you know, sports coat guy. He's that guy. 422 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 1: But he was like your typical nerd, your typical tech 423 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: nerd him and the guy that runs Amazon. Yeah, he's 424 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: the same way. Bezos was like this nerdy guy with 425 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,920 Speaker 1: on a ruffled hair and all that. And now he's 426 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:10,159 Speaker 1: he's got the the trophy. I don't know. They're married, girlfriend, wife, whatever. Uh. 427 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: It's pretty funny to watch the And I don't blame 428 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,399 Speaker 1: my boy. We'd all do the same thing, right, and 429 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 1: we came into gazillions of dollars. We're like, Okay, I'm 430 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: gonna change my little quite not. But it's it's pretty funny. 431 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 1: Now I've been I've been playing the stock market a 432 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: little bit. My My thing is though, like some of 433 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: these companies that I've purchased in the past, that I'm 434 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,680 Speaker 1: all about the divod ends. Guess get I'm all to 435 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 1: me at this point, I'm like, what am I doing? 436 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,440 Speaker 1: Anytime I buy a stock and I have one of 437 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,200 Speaker 1: these apps and I and I also have a guy 438 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,879 Speaker 1: I got not blind Scott anymore. But I look and 439 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 1: and like, you know, I have a couple of of 440 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 1: stocks that I've invested in that aren't even worth all 441 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 1: that much, but they pay a mass I guess, you know, 442 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: seven percent you know div it in yield that the 443 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,760 Speaker 1: you know, so offense and the stuff like that. You're like, well, 444 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,960 Speaker 1: why would you not to do that? Right? Just done? 445 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 1: Not what's done? Not like about that? Like, for example, uh, 446 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: I only Apple. Apple pays like point six percent diving in. 447 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: Who cares? You can get a seven or eight percent 448 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 1: diving in? What would you not do that? Of course, 449 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,880 Speaker 1: all day I've actually pivoted off of just stocks. I'm 450 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:24,480 Speaker 1: gone to mutual funds and e t fs. Yeah, okay, 451 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: the returns, the returns on those I've been looking at 452 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: last year to five years have been tremendous, and it 453 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,959 Speaker 1: doesn't even matter like we're talking about politics and presidential 454 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 1: transitions and whatnot. It's it's not impacted by by presidents 455 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: with it's a change in Republican and Democrat or Democrats 456 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: are Republican. We're good man. It's just where that money 457 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,920 Speaker 1: is going to your tech tech and of course big 458 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:52,880 Speaker 1: farm a baby. Well I was I was told afpies 459 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 1: it right. Yes, it's got the vaccine and all that stuff. 460 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 1: But I was told to invest in SOI means that 461 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,800 Speaker 1: was when when things get a little rocky, you go 462 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: to the soybeans, you go to the you know, the 463 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: things that are going to be needed for forever and 464 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 1: ever and ever. So in honor of our good friend, 465 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: I'm a pilot. I've been heavily invested in Boeing. Oh 466 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 1: so if he told you to jump off a bridge, 467 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 1: would you do that? Oh? Yeah, what I trust that 468 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 1: got one thousand percent? He flies in seven's and seven 469 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,640 Speaker 1: seventy seven's of course, man, like I could do no wrong. 470 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: That guy is probably the most elite listener you have 471 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: show and podcast, and he has all of his teeth. 472 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 1: That's a rarity with all your followers. Well, first of all, 473 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: you don't know that he has all the seats. Assuming 474 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 1: you've never seen a photo of you don't know what 475 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: the guy looks like. The guy could be standing next 476 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 1: to you in the room. You wouldn't know what he 477 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: looks like. So that's a lie. You've already started with 478 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 1: a lie. Number two. You are so pathetic pandering too. 479 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,399 Speaker 1: I'm a pilot to try to get free airline tickets. 480 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: It's so obvious what you're doing here. And he's not 481 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 1: gonna give you squat because he knows. Sorry, I don't 482 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,400 Speaker 1: know what airlineing works for. But I haven't they cut back. 483 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: They've curtailed that. They used to give those things out, 484 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,440 Speaker 1: like like candy at Halloween where you get those friends 485 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: five fly friends and family fly free and you're on standby. 486 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: Why wasn't that the movie you're on standby if you 487 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: were ticket through the airline And uh, the funny story 488 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,440 Speaker 1: about that. Lance the bus driver who doesn't call the 489 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 1: show anymore, one of my annoying callers from years ago. 490 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: Lance the bus driver who drove a buff bus. I 491 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: don't think he does any more. He's on disability, but 492 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 1: he used to drive a bus around San Francisco for years, 493 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,159 Speaker 1: right and you're aw his people come in there and 494 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: try to shank him. He's driving the bus around. But 495 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:41,159 Speaker 1: he traveled all over the world because his wife worked 496 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: at the airport for one of the airlines at the 497 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 1: you know the clerks when you check in back in 498 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,320 Speaker 1: the Yeah, and so that was a gig. And so 499 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: he would travel around. I be in Hawaii one weekend 500 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,680 Speaker 1: and then you know, the next month, he'd be in 501 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,880 Speaker 1: Paris and uh. And he's like a freaking bus driver 502 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: and they can't afford that on a bus driver. Sorry, 503 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 1: But his wife worked for the airline, so they didn't 504 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: have to pay for the for the travel. And they 505 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 1: also had a connection with the hotels. The hotel's is 506 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 1: also that's if you know somebody that works in the 507 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: hotel industry, man, that's that's huge. If you can get 508 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,480 Speaker 1: on that list. One of my radio friends he's he's 509 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,960 Speaker 1: on the list. Like if you he travels around I 510 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,879 Speaker 1: don't know if it's it's Marriott or Hilton, but one 511 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: of the big chains. And he goes to the hotel 512 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: and if they have, you know, vacancies, and most hotels 513 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,359 Speaker 1: have lots of vacancies, they're big hotels. Yeah, I gotta 514 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,879 Speaker 1: gi him a little little deal, Yeah, for pennies on 515 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 1: the dollar. Yeah he has to pay, but it's hardly 516 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,440 Speaker 1: anything I have. I have a good friend. She used 517 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: to um. She used to work at the w Hotel 518 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,399 Speaker 1: in Westwood, and then she actually worked UM at the 519 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: Langham Hotel in Pasadena, which was a gorgeous hotel but 520 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,399 Speaker 1: really really bougie and expensive. But she, I mean, she 521 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,400 Speaker 1: had some insane hookups. And I mean I didn't try 522 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: to capitalize on any of that, but of course not. 523 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,920 Speaker 1: Why would you do that because you're here in l A. 524 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 1: You know, so what man, who cares? You know? I 525 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, you're a single guy. Take advantage 526 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 1: of great places to visit. But yeah, I feel you 527 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,960 Speaker 1: on that. I mean, we we all of us can't 528 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,119 Speaker 1: afford the you know, the things that you got when 529 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,159 Speaker 1: you were in Seattle, when Jay Scoot paid for a 530 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: ticket for you out there in hotels. Almost a year 531 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,959 Speaker 1: and it's been almore coming up on the almost year anniversary, 532 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 1: and you are still not let that go. You you're 533 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,879 Speaker 1: still obably enough. That's the last time I saw you 534 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,480 Speaker 1: can send the fact that you don't bring your ass 535 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,679 Speaker 1: into the studio to work. So it's well, I mean, 536 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 1: maybe if you took a shower sometimes I wouldn't be 537 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 1: able to do that. Maybe comb combed your hair instead 538 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,720 Speaker 1: of speaking a lot of a lot of hair die 539 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,719 Speaker 1: in there. I know that speaking of showering. A Thursday, 540 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 1: you know, Wednesday was when Mayor gar Citi said l 541 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,360 Speaker 1: A shutting down. Yes, Thursday, I took my ass to 542 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 1: the beach to go run and work out. Everyone and 543 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: their mother was out there walking their dogs, like playing 544 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: vod on the beach or good. It's the giant middle 545 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 1: finger to everyone in their mother that's in the political 546 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: offices here in the state of California, whether it's here 547 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: in l A or obviously in Sacramento. I have a 548 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: hope I pray every night. I pray every night here 549 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: that these politicians, all right, these politicians, all of them 550 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: get voted out of office, every one of them that 551 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 1: has been caught. Like the mayor of Austin who was 552 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 1: telling people not to travel while traveling in Mexico about 553 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: the one you sent me the day with a Denver, Yeah, Denver. 554 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,120 Speaker 1: The mayor of Denver told people not to go anywhere 555 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving. Stay, you know, stay in place while traveling 556 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: to Louisiana to have Thanksgiving with his daughter. Uh. The 557 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 1: King of California, His Majesty Gavin Newsom telling you know, people, 558 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 1: it's not safe to eat out while eating out at 559 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 1: a ritzy restaurant, the French laundry. Is that what they call? Yeah? Yeah, 560 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: I mean so by who names a restaurant laundry? I 561 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: don't know, but you you went through this earlier the 562 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:04,520 Speaker 1: year with with furloughs and pay cuts. These people aren't 563 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: getting any of that ship all these The governor of 564 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 1: New York, Cuomo gave himself a raise and he got 565 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,360 Speaker 1: an Emmy out of it, and Emmy and Emmy for 566 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: killing people in nursing homes. Oh my god. But did 567 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: they give Adolf Hitler and Emmy also? By the way, 568 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: I've just lost the argument because I brought up Hitler. 569 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,200 Speaker 1: But that's fine. It's hard, it's worth it. That's fine. 570 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: It was worth it, you know. You know what I'm saying, yesscot, 571 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,720 Speaker 1: it was worth it, you know, start here it is. Yeah. 572 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: I could have gone see Stalin. You don't lose the argument, 573 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 1: Hitler used. I could have gone with Stalin. Stalin would 574 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 1: have been the better one, right, or Kim Jong un? 575 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: Is he still alive? Kim Jong Un? I think so, 576 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. Cording to c and CNBC or CNN 577 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: probably not. Did you see I know, we don't get 578 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: political here. I don't know if I sent you this story. 579 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 1: Did you see the story where some guy recorded the 580 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: CNN yeah Project Veritas, Yeah yeah, and they're like sing 581 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: it was like threatening to sue the I for those 582 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,600 Speaker 1: kind of give the brief recap guests. So they guy 583 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: recorded they have a daily briefing CNN, which is the 584 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: talking points the lemmings on TV that the uh, the 585 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: people that just read whatever's on the teleprompter they have 586 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,840 Speaker 1: to repeat. So they go over that every day, and 587 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 1: this guy happened to get access to it, which really 588 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 1: made CNN look like a total ship show and just 589 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: like a bunch of robots that just repeat, you know, 590 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: it's they got their puppet master and everyone's on a 591 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 1: string there, which was really embarrassing. And so they were 592 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: threatening to sue, right they were they were I think 593 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: what Jeff Zucker didn't say it. He just acknowledged like, okay, 594 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: thanks for chamming on in, but yeah, they're their Twitter 595 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 1: handles said that they're reported to the authorities UM as 596 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: a possible crime, which is really rich. Can consider the 597 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: fact that they had a bunch of leaked material that 598 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,040 Speaker 1: was illegally linked to them. Oh, yes, it's from the 599 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: White House, from the trouble hit House. Yes, there's no 600 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,120 Speaker 1: conflict of interest in that at all. No no, oh, 601 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: oh my god. The lack of credibility and they don't 602 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 1: even care, like the lack of credibility and be like, 603 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,320 Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is this is not right. No, no, no, no. 604 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: That's why I was curious when I asked Rob yesterday 605 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: about him going toes with Luke Pinell if he's ever 606 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 1: had that happen in the editing room, Like when you 607 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: go with an editor on a big story, sometimes they 608 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 1: you know. Zucker said that he didn't want to acknowledge 609 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: certain stories that were related to Biden and even his son. Well, 610 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 1: you know, in the sports world, it's not that heated, 611 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 1: but there could be instances where the editor says, hey, like, 612 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: you know, we're good, like if it was a Manning 613 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 1: story or Tiger Woods, like someone that's well insulated, you 614 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,480 Speaker 1: may don't want to go with it. Well, I had 615 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: that happened to me. When I was doing the website 616 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,239 Speaker 1: and I was working for some big companies. I had 617 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 1: I had a story on Kobe Bryant, I had one 618 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: on Peyton Manning, and those things never got out because 619 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: they did not they had relationships and they didn't wanna 620 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 1: hurt the relationships. And so I've had me of all 621 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: people have had that happen. That's pretty wild. Yeah, it 622 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: goes on all the time. There are certain people that 623 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:09,720 Speaker 1: are protected and whether it's because of business relationships or not, 624 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,080 Speaker 1: um what you know. And and eventually, like sometimes that 625 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: goes away. For example, Tiger Woods, those of us in 626 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: the business knew rumors about Tiger Woods and his covorting 627 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: uh and and it was just kind of an open secret. 628 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: And then eventually it got out. He had been insulated 629 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: for a long time and he lived the life of 630 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 1: Riley and then got out. Like for some of these 631 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,880 Speaker 1: other guys who lived the same life that Tiger Woods lived. 632 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: And then some that were invincible, they're so ins they're 633 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,520 Speaker 1: so protected that stuff hasn't gotten now, you know what 634 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,560 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like they were immune to fire and they 635 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,600 Speaker 1: can only be killed with the blood of a virgin 636 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: on a full moon and that kind of stuff. So 637 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 1: it is great. It's great because part of it's what 638 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: you've you've said about presentation. You looked the part, you 639 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,239 Speaker 1: sound the part, and people will just eat it up. 640 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 1: And even if you have a dark side of you 641 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,440 Speaker 1: outside of going full blown like Matt Lower locking a 642 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,759 Speaker 1: room and keeping the women in the room, like you're 643 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 1: pretty much you're good to go, like you're safe for 644 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,400 Speaker 1: the time being unless you really funk up. Yeah, or 645 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,759 Speaker 1: like the it was a basketball player this week, but 646 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: Malik Beasley, did you see that the Timberwolves guy that 647 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: was all over the social media? Guys married, got a kid. 648 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,319 Speaker 1: He's out in Miami, you know, making out with what's 649 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: the pipping something. I don't know who that is? Is 650 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,000 Speaker 1: that Scottie Pippen's exit. It's an Instagram booty model. They're 651 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,880 Speaker 1: all the same, not that I'm complaining they're easy on 652 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,799 Speaker 1: the eyes, but they're all kind of the same, right, 653 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,719 Speaker 1: I mean, they cut in the same cloth and they're 654 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,840 Speaker 1: all at the yeah like that. Yeah, all right, we 655 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,440 Speaker 1: have we have limited time here at guest On, so 656 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 1: we can go now. I think we should bring this 657 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: up because I don't want to forget this. The the 658 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: raising Arizona yet again, I have fed the content machine 659 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: in the state of Arizona and sufferable. Uh no, I'm 660 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,120 Speaker 1: just doing my job. I'm ranting, I'm raving, I'm doing 661 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: my rants here. This is premeditated. This is what this is. Now, 662 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,879 Speaker 1: it's not premeditated. And you're a big fan boy. You've 663 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 1: slobbered all over Kyler Murray. You've gotten down, you actually 664 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,640 Speaker 1: had a laid down. Forget getting on your knees, but 665 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,320 Speaker 1: you've gotten right down there with Kyler Murray. And I 666 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,680 Speaker 1: I pointed out his performance against the Patriots defense, how 667 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,320 Speaker 1: bad he was, and I did a rant. And the 668 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,280 Speaker 1: Arizona Republic, now this is at least the third time 669 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,759 Speaker 1: that they have done this where they wrote a story. 670 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,240 Speaker 1: This is twelve hundred words story on my monologue about 671 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,480 Speaker 1: Kyler Murray pointing out his shortcomings and uh, it's uh, 672 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,200 Speaker 1: it's outstanding, it's great and uh And as Rob Parker 673 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: and the Friday Podcast pointed out, I had and this 674 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,399 Speaker 1: is a good term, the golden hammer, right, I had 675 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 1: the ace card, which was the stat that Kyler Murray. 676 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,320 Speaker 1: And I don't know there's any way you can refute this. 677 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,400 Speaker 1: If the car Ols do not get at least forty 678 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,720 Speaker 1: yards out of Kyler Murray, they are three ten and one. 679 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: That is the record, three ten and one in games 680 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,879 Speaker 1: Kyler Murray does not run for at least forty yards 681 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 1: and and if he doesn't even run for thirty yards, 682 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,800 Speaker 1: they are one eight and one. He is all about 683 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: the running game. He cannot consistently win games when you 684 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,879 Speaker 1: take away the running game and the problem, it's not sustainable. 685 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,360 Speaker 1: And this was my point because you look at the 686 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,200 Speaker 1: ingredients in the playoffs, and it's common knowledge when you 687 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,200 Speaker 1: get to the playoffs, the running quarterback has to win 688 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: with the arm. If Steve Young was a great running quarterback, 689 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,040 Speaker 1: he won with his arm. People will say, well, what 690 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 1: about they played Devil's Advocate, what about Kaepernick Kabernick got 691 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl? Well, yeah, the Ravens took away 692 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,920 Speaker 1: the running game. You remember that Green Bay game when 693 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,920 Speaker 1: when Kaebernick Grant Wild and all that, and that was 694 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,080 Speaker 1: terrible den. But you know, you keep playing further in 695 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,240 Speaker 1: the playoffs, you're gonna find a defense. It's not gonna 696 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,360 Speaker 1: allow you to run. You're gonna have to win with 697 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 1: your arm. And you're very beautiful, You're very I know 698 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,399 Speaker 1: people like to worship. You worship him now you admire him. 699 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: You canonized Canadik a he of a football player. You 700 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,640 Speaker 1: did big. You gave him audio fla. I did not know. 701 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: You're doing the king of just jerking off radio because 702 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,000 Speaker 1: you have all your listeners call into you. A little 703 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,840 Speaker 1: bit different from me critiquing a guy just because he 704 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,800 Speaker 1: can get in the end zone with his arms and 705 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,919 Speaker 1: his feed you. The term is genuflect. You took a knee. 706 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,520 Speaker 1: It's what you did. You you fell to your knee 707 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,800 Speaker 1: in worship. Slopper slopper, slopper slap. I will defend you 708 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,279 Speaker 1: with this USA Today article. And the reason why is because, yes, 709 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,440 Speaker 1: the Arizona Republic. But he got picked up I used to. 710 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,640 Speaker 1: It's a partnership of the USA Today. What I don't 711 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:54,160 Speaker 1: like about it is that the article are your words. 712 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,719 Speaker 1: I know it's great, It's like, what the fun if 713 00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 1: you want to take a shot at a host, to 714 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,399 Speaker 1: take a shot at him, But he literally took your 715 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,479 Speaker 1: entire monologue it looks like, and then put it into 716 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,879 Speaker 1: one article. His only shot was the opening setence three, 717 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,440 Speaker 1: He says, a late night radio talk show host went 718 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,840 Speaker 1: on a rant that's like, Okay, so you're trying to 719 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:19,279 Speaker 1: snipe and say a late night radio talk show like 720 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,719 Speaker 1: take a shot, but you know that that's kind of 721 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,279 Speaker 1: low hanging for you. Well, that that is the I 722 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: remember I talked to Looney when he was doing the 723 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 1: overnights and then we both haven't had the same experience, 724 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 1: like because when somebody wants to belittle you, some douchebag, 725 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,200 Speaker 1: some Mama Luke wants to belittle you and say, oh, 726 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: you know you're just on I have such distain for 727 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,840 Speaker 1: You're just on overnight, you know, And it's it's the 728 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,399 Speaker 1: it's the greatest thing because uh, first of all, that's true, 729 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: the show is on overnight, but I'm on more affiliates 730 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,840 Speaker 1: than anyone else at Fox Sports Radio, right. And the 731 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,040 Speaker 1: great equalizer is that when I got into radio in 732 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: the early days, we had real the real machines, all 733 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,160 Speaker 1: this old technology. G The only way to consumer radio 734 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,680 Speaker 1: show was to listen live to the radio show, unless 735 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: you happen to work at the radio station could get 736 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,520 Speaker 1: a cassette tape copy of said radio show. But now 737 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,160 Speaker 1: we have this thing called podcasting, and the company does 738 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,160 Speaker 1: the digital stuff as well, So that's what's known as checkmate. 739 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,320 Speaker 1: All right, that's what's noticed. That's the great equalizing. So essentially, 740 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,399 Speaker 1: what I'm doing for the for the dumb dumbs who 741 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,200 Speaker 1: don't understand, is we come on overnight. We're like recording 742 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,480 Speaker 1: a podcast overnight. That happens we broadcast live on four 743 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,640 Speaker 1: radio stations, but we're recording a podcast that is then 744 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: repackaged for the lemmings that have to work nine to 745 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,839 Speaker 1: five during the day. Do you understand Gascon? Yeah, I'm 746 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,200 Speaker 1: defending you on this, alright. I got a little care 747 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,880 Speaker 1: it was. And just if you're if you take a 748 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 1: shot at someone nationally, you can't be doing it from 749 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,680 Speaker 1: a regional perspective and then punch your way up and 750 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,880 Speaker 1: use like low hanging fruit or platitudes that like Caseine 751 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,000 Speaker 1: referenced a ESPN article that had Kyler Murray as the 752 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,879 Speaker 1: number one quarterback in his age bracket. Like that has 753 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,360 Speaker 1: anything to do with fucking anything, No, it doesn't. This 754 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,719 Speaker 1: but this in Arizona, it's a fanboy town. You know, 755 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,359 Speaker 1: we've gotta get Bruce Jacobs on this podcast at some point. 756 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,360 Speaker 1: Bruce is a bloviating talk show host in Arizona. But 757 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: a lot of that media. They they'll jump into a 758 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,960 Speaker 1: volcano if Kyler Murray wants them to jump in. It's 759 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,680 Speaker 1: the amen choir when it comes to the hometown team. 760 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,399 Speaker 1: And this is we've talked about this in the past. 761 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,120 Speaker 1: I think that we brought this up the last time 762 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,280 Speaker 1: they wrote a column and and we're ranting and raving 763 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,399 Speaker 1: about me. It's tribalism, right, it's tribe's you know, you're 764 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,440 Speaker 1: you're going against our tribe. It's us against them. It's 765 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,080 Speaker 1: the Arizona car this guy, and so the Arizona Republic. 766 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,440 Speaker 1: I don't think that that the Arizona Republic owns the 767 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,799 Speaker 1: Cardinals or vice versa, right, I don't think. But these 768 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:55,160 Speaker 1: blind sheep, it's Pavlov's dogs. They're all wired. They're hardwired. 769 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: They gotta support the hometown team. And uh so I 770 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,399 Speaker 1: enjoyed that conversation with Rob Parker yesterday because Rob has 771 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,160 Speaker 1: dealt with this for many, many years and we're kindred 772 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,719 Speaker 1: spirits on that. And see, here's the thing though, and 773 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,520 Speaker 1: to your point, if that stuff with Robin lou happened 774 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,040 Speaker 1: in the two thousands, now with social media, there's no 775 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,799 Speaker 1: way he'd be allowed back in Cincinnati's dugout, No fucking way, 776 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,319 Speaker 1: not in the clubhouse. On the dugout. You know, they 777 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,399 Speaker 1: reprimand him because it makes the organization look bad. Well, 778 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,879 Speaker 1: and the thing is that the overreact to social media 779 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,000 Speaker 1: because they think that's real. Yes, and as we've also 780 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,879 Speaker 1: in previous episodes said, it's it's the matrix. It's not real. 781 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,920 Speaker 1: It's a it's a version of reality, but it's not reality. 782 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,359 Speaker 1: You've got a lot of Russian bots and a lot 783 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,960 Speaker 1: of burner accounts, it's not. And then you've got a 784 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,080 Speaker 1: lot of people aren't even on social media. People think 785 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,560 Speaker 1: everyone's on there and that's the pulse, that's the heartbeat 786 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:59,560 Speaker 1: of an issue, and it's not. There's some rabid, rabid, loyal, invested, 787 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: lunar ticks that are on there. But wasn't the number 788 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,279 Speaker 1: we talked about this early in the Apocalypse that the 789 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,480 Speaker 1: top ten percent of people, for example, on Twitter are 790 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:16,040 Speaker 1: responsible for eight of the content created in the United States. 791 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,840 Speaker 1: So you're talking about ten percent and Twitter, to start with, 792 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,239 Speaker 1: most people aren't on Twitter, but only ten percent of 793 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:28,040 Speaker 1: that small pie then create of the content. And the 794 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,120 Speaker 1: users are much younger than the average you know person 795 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,960 Speaker 1: in the United States, right I mean so, and they're 796 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,399 Speaker 1: skewed politically certain ways. I think that's fair to say. 797 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,839 Speaker 1: Guess a rubber Necker of social media, I think that's 798 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,719 Speaker 1: fair to say. Yes, there's just so much I would 799 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,680 Speaker 1: have appreciated if the Arizona Republic took the time to 800 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 1: actually go line by line on your points to either 801 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,920 Speaker 1: disprove them or to counter them. Well, how do you 802 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 1: disprove the golden hammer? Okay, how do you do disprove that? 803 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,120 Speaker 1: I do? I agree, I can't, But the one counter 804 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: I could make is the amount of touchdowns of their 805 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:11,839 Speaker 1: offensive productivity here in compared to and pre Kyler Murray. Yeah, 806 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: but the fact that Arizona should be a five team 807 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,680 Speaker 1: Hail Mary is a fluke play. But still can't That's 808 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:22,120 Speaker 1: my idea, Like, you can't recreate that and and have 809 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,520 Speaker 1: it happened, you know, nine out of ten times, twenty 810 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,560 Speaker 1: out of one times, it's not gonna happen or whatever 811 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,399 Speaker 1: you want to say. Yeah, on on that side of things, 812 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,919 Speaker 1: you have the Arizona Republic that was trying to take 813 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: you out to the to the wood shed. And then 814 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,759 Speaker 1: on the other side of things, what the funk was that? 815 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,560 Speaker 1: What I saw on Thursday, you had Jason Barrett just 816 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,680 Speaker 1: have like a tongue bath, just lathering you up and 817 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,400 Speaker 1: just massaging you and giving you an a kiss and 818 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,240 Speaker 1: just licking your ears and then just rubbing your nipples. 819 00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:02,080 Speaker 1: That's fucking gross. You had a former p D and 820 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 1: his under links right this this this lovely poem that 821 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,399 Speaker 1: was dedicated to you for going out on a limb 822 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,160 Speaker 1: and taking shots at Kyler Murray. Just disgusting. Uh look, 823 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: I don't know how you feel good about that. I well, 824 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,799 Speaker 1: I respect you know, Jason is one of the top influences. 825 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,279 Speaker 1: That's why he has no idea who you are. But 826 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,680 Speaker 1: I appreciate what Jason does there. And uh, you know, 827 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,759 Speaker 1: he respects the show, he respects the content, and he 828 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,880 Speaker 1: consults with many big radio companies and radio stations. And 829 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,920 Speaker 1: uh so it's it's nice when someone who's in your 830 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,120 Speaker 1: industry lauds over you. Doesn't happen very often. And uh 831 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,520 Speaker 1: it's it's it's not bad. Say I'm now critically acclaimed 832 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,680 Speaker 1: on the back of pointing out the shortcomings of Kyler Murray. Well, 833 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,040 Speaker 1: the media is licking his toes. Uh you know, it's 834 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,920 Speaker 1: it's nice. It's if I'm feeling pretty good here. I'm 835 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 1: feeling what the other side of the train tracks is like. 836 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,000 Speaker 1: Now that now, now I know why you decide to 837 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,440 Speaker 1: take that wager with the Clippers and eat Rocky Mountain oysters. 838 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,840 Speaker 1: It was a publicity stunt. You do something, you do 839 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,080 Speaker 1: something for show, and all of a sudden, Jason Barrett 840 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,520 Speaker 1: covers it, and then it comes right around and now 841 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,880 Speaker 1: it's just a little tongue bath tickling of your toes. 842 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 1: Look what Ben Mallard did. You're using my box sports 843 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,680 Speaker 1: radio national host and says to take a shot at 844 00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,440 Speaker 1: an m VP candidate because he didn't like what he's 845 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,320 Speaker 1: done in the last four or five You're using my material, dummy, 846 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,440 Speaker 1: which is just stupid. It's a compliment. He should take 847 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,920 Speaker 1: it as a compliment. And then yeah, okay, I mean 848 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,279 Speaker 1: my guy, uh but but but no, I mean he 849 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,920 Speaker 1: I have just been doing the regular show. What the 850 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,439 Speaker 1: people listen, then they like it, and that's that's great 851 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,759 Speaker 1: what he wants. I don't know if they like it. 852 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,000 Speaker 1: Didn't you have a listener the other day say he 853 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,719 Speaker 1: was gonna give you a blowjob for watching Pittsburgh and 854 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,960 Speaker 1: Baltimore play Wednesday afternoon. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. 855 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,279 Speaker 1: That's the same guy that flew across the country to 856 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,120 Speaker 1: go get laid right and then got COVID. I I 857 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,919 Speaker 1: don't know about that. But do you're talking about justin 858 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,360 Speaker 1: instance that he's gonna have to get approval from Robbie 859 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,920 Speaker 1: the Mariner fan before he comes out here. But I 860 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,719 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how that's gonna go down. 861 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,480 Speaker 1: It was an odd wager. I didn't ask for that, 862 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,759 Speaker 1: but it's the the second time. Now we had Lee 863 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,279 Speaker 1: Klein on the podcast, and Lee we told the story 864 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,919 Speaker 1: you weren't here because you were lad. But it was great. 865 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,080 Speaker 1: Ryan Smith was so good that what professional, what quality 866 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,360 Speaker 1: sounded doing? He had dead pan comedy. Uh, he was smooth. 867 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,359 Speaker 1: He had a great deadpan comedy. He was dead. He's 868 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,800 Speaker 1: just got no personalities, the stiff with the board. It 869 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,560 Speaker 1: was so good. He was to work with a professional. 870 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,640 Speaker 1: You know, it has it's been so long since I've 871 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,800 Speaker 1: worked with a professional at Ryan. Are you trying to 872 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,160 Speaker 1: take shots at Coope and Roberto and Eddie? Is that 873 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,680 Speaker 1: what you're trying to say, Well, this is on the 874 00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:50,440 Speaker 1: podcast the podcast world. Uh. And it was like he 875 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,800 Speaker 1: he'd read you know, John Wooden's Pyramid of success. You know, 876 00:46:54,040 --> 00:47:02,239 Speaker 1: he doesn't even know how to read uh, competitive greatness, integrity, poise, offens, adaptability, 877 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,840 Speaker 1: all of those things in the pyramid of success, and 878 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,040 Speaker 1: he did all of them. And it's so nice to 879 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,480 Speaker 1: have a guy like Ryan Smith. So if you want 880 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,640 Speaker 1: to take more time off, you know, the end of 881 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,759 Speaker 1: the year is coming up, Like if you want to 882 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 1: take like a month off, maybe if you want ones, 883 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,040 Speaker 1: you know, take take a gap year, like you're a 884 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,600 Speaker 1: tenured professor. How about that I could do that. Yeah, 885 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,560 Speaker 1: you should be begging to be back on the podcast. 886 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: Why you should be asking because you the guy you 887 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,480 Speaker 1: got Wally pipped, the guy was better you got you 888 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,640 Speaker 1: got Drew Bledsoe. You got hurt and and Tom Brady 889 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,279 Speaker 1: came in and you had a dynasty the Wally Pip 890 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,279 Speaker 1: and Drew Bledsoe. Those are professional athletes that were in 891 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,480 Speaker 1: the big leagues. This is not the big league. Is 892 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,040 Speaker 1: here with you? Is not the big leagues. This is 893 00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,560 Speaker 1: the big leagues. This is this is like Portman's version 894 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,480 Speaker 1: of w E. I like you get fired after you 895 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,839 Speaker 1: got hired. That That's that's it. This is what this is. Yeah, 896 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 1: you're doing You're a snake oil sale that's what you are. 897 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,120 Speaker 1: You're a snake oil salesman. And people are on to 898 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,000 Speaker 1: you now, people are onto you in your snake How 899 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 1: do you figure the emails? I get the messages on Twitter. 900 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,399 Speaker 1: People still send jokes in goofing on you and you're 901 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,399 Speaker 1: not even on the radio. But who gives a shit 902 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 1: about them? I don't care. People are obsessed with me, 903 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,520 Speaker 1: and that's fine. Let them be obsessed. Well, they were 904 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,560 Speaker 1: obsessed because you're so bad, right bad? I mean, this 905 00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,319 Speaker 1: is not this is not this is not a good thing. 906 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,520 Speaker 1: I'm on their mind. I'm probably on their girlfriend's mind. 907 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:30,719 Speaker 1: That's fine, that's good, It's fine. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah 908 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,880 Speaker 1: you are you and Jim Jones and Marshall apple White. 909 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 1: All right, the little cult over there, all the ladies, right, yeah, yeah, 910 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:44,520 Speaker 1: you can hang out with the branch Davidians. Oh my god, insane. 911 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,080 Speaker 1: All right, we gotta put the baby to bed. Guests on, right, 912 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,480 Speaker 1: don't forget Subscribe to Betty Versus the Penny. It was 913 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,880 Speaker 1: last night. It was pretty good. And obviously Week thirteen 914 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: finally gets underway tomorrow. Yeah, and next week we're gonna 915 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,000 Speaker 1: do it very early. Next Friday, guests. God, very the 916 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,480 Speaker 1: earliest we've ever done it next Friday, because I have 917 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,640 Speaker 1: a scheduling issue. It's brunch with Benny. Yeah, we're gonna 918 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,920 Speaker 1: do it very very early, So that's a heads up. 919 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,680 Speaker 1: Next Friday. I say early. It's on the East coast 920 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,480 Speaker 1: to be like the evening the early afternoon on the 921 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,440 Speaker 1: West coast, which is early morning for me. But I 922 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,160 Speaker 1: have a I have an engagement that I cannot talk 923 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,600 Speaker 1: about that I have to do on that Friday, so 924 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,400 Speaker 1: I will be unavailable. All right, listen, have a great 925 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,520 Speaker 1: rest on your Saturday. Thank you for supporting the podcast. 926 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,160 Speaker 1: Remember we got a mail bag on Sunday. The mail 927 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 1: bag is back and cameo get in on that cameo deal. 928 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna raise my price next week, so you have 929 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,560 Speaker 1: another week you want to get a cameo in and 930 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,000 Speaker 1: save some money. That's the way to do it. But 931 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,080 Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time. Thank you. Be sure to 932 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,920 Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at 933 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,080 Speaker 1: two am eastern pm Pacific