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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Because we don't even know what your

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Speaker 1: name is. We don't ask you. Nobody knows what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Text in for one or six one if

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us a dirty little secret. And

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Speaker 1: that's why everybody calling it and gets a fake anonymous nickname,

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Speaker 1: so we just make it up before we talk to them.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, I'll say a word

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Speaker 1: an Alex freshall say a word. The Naishemin. I'll say

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Speaker 1: a word and that'll be the name of the person

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Speaker 1: on the phone. And on the phone right now is

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Speaker 1: spurt higher Hi, spurt hired shirt. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: but I always feel the need to rhyme. And I

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Speaker 1: know that's another thing I've noticed that. Yea, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can say any words. I know, but I feel limited.

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Speaker 1: Let's try it again. I'll do a different word, sprite higher, delight.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry every time. I can do it every time. UM, well,

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Speaker 1: either way, whatever your name is, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: What's your doing? Little secret? So I actually got the

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Speaker 1: skull fired from her job. Oh that's Caddy. Yeah, unless

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Speaker 1: it was like she was stealing your stuff and you

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Speaker 1: told him that she was stealing your stuff, then that's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Or did you set her up somehow? Still, Caddy, No,

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Speaker 1: it just turns out so much worse. I went to

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Speaker 1: get my normal like morning coffee at Starbucks and the

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Speaker 1: barista was just being super rude, okay, like she was

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Speaker 1: taking her time, wasn't really paying attention to me. And

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Speaker 1: then when I got to the front of the line

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Speaker 1: there was only like two of us in there. She

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Speaker 1: was just rushing me along, like saying, Okay, come on,

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Speaker 1: give me your car, let's go hurr. Yeah. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's having a rough day or something. So then I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting. So it's taking

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Speaker 1: like twenty minutes at this point, and you didn't say

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Speaker 1: anything before that. No. I was trying to lay off

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Speaker 1: because she seemed like she was in a bad mood.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to get punched in the face it

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Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, So I asked her if she was

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Speaker 1: almost done, and she started raising her voice at me,

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Speaker 1: and I just said listen, I've been waiting here for

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes and there's no one else in the store. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you can't talk to customers, if you're customer facing

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Speaker 1: in your job, then maybe should't have a customer facing job.

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Speaker 1: So many people lose it like that. Are they so rude?

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Speaker 1: If you do have one bad day? Though, it's like

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Speaker 1: understandable kind of yeah. So okay, so what happened after that?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I must have really ticked her off by

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Speaker 1: asking how much longer? And she threw my drink at

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Speaker 1: the floor. Whoa, Okay, okay, she's crazy? What happened after that?

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Speaker 1: So I wound up getting pissed off and I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is so unnecessary. I just waited here for twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes and now she just threw the drink at the floor.

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Speaker 1: It was all over my shoes. So I stormed out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I would have two. So that doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: a normal yeah like interaction, you know somewhere like a

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Speaker 1: coffee place like that. So what does this have to

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Speaker 1: do with getting somebody fired from your chase? She probably

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Speaker 1: got Did you get a fire from that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: well she should have been was pissed off, so I

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Speaker 1: was on a mission. I called corporate that night and

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Speaker 1: I told them what happened, and I was just on

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Speaker 1: a mission to get this girl fired. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: be too. They told me they let her go. Super appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Actually that's why I was confused. I thought you would

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Speaker 1: got someone that works with you fired, right, Yeah, why

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Speaker 1: is this a secret? So I was really happy about

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Speaker 1: it when corporate called back telling me that they let

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Speaker 1: her go. But that was two weeks ago. And then

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Speaker 1: last night, I was just sitting on the balcony of

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Speaker 1: my apartment and I see this moving truck pull up

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Speaker 1: and it's the girl that I got fired from Starbucks. What, well,

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Speaker 1: that's awkward. Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward. I wonder

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Speaker 1: if she knows it was you though, or they get

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Speaker 1: up an anonymous complaint. I mean she probably does. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. That's just like, really really a coincidence for

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Speaker 1: her to be moving into the same apartment building as you,

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Speaker 1: especially when she doesn't have a job. Probably, well, has

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Speaker 1: she seen you? I know she hasn't seen me yet.

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Speaker 1: But I always sit on my balcony at night, so

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna have to not do that for

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Speaker 1: a while. Well, or or run into her at all. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you know what you should do. What you should get

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Speaker 1: a hold of the like management in your apartment complex,

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Speaker 1: make up some story about her so they kick her

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Speaker 1: out of there. So like you're just getting fired. You

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Speaker 1: get her kicked out of the apartment, and then you

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Speaker 1: follow around just keep doing her to the rest of

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Speaker 1: her life. That'll make her regret throwing that cup on

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Speaker 1: the ground for sure. That's not a bad idea. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck with all that. Thanks for telling us you

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Speaker 1: a little secret. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret.