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Speaker 1: You found us. Yeah, you're the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 2: After this, go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com and

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Speaker 2: buy some of our merch for Christmas presents.

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Speaker 3: God, you sound so much more handsome when you're wearing it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I am wearing that hat right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you could already tell.

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Speaker 2: We're sixty seconds from the shock color question of the day.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what would

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Speaker 2: you say is more intense a seven round UFC bout

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Speaker 2: in Vegas or bidding on a home In today's current

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Speaker 2: housing market, home buying a property, it's more competitive now

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Speaker 2: than it's ever.

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Speaker 6: Been, and there's always something in the news.

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Speaker 7: Is they sold for eighteen million over ASKI?

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Speaker 2: That's exactly why one family's making news today because they're

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Speaker 2: going to the extreme in order to find their dream house. Okay,

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Speaker 2: they've actually moved from California to Tennessee last month in

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Speaker 2: search of a home that they could afford, and ever

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Speaker 2: since they've been forced to live out of a hotel

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Speaker 2: and sometimes their mini van because they can't find one.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would not.

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Speaker 2: They've gotten into bidding wars with home sometimes going for

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Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars over.

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Speaker 1: The asking price.

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Speaker 2: My god, which is why they're trying a new tactic. Now, okay,

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Speaker 2: and they've gotten their five year old to make a

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Speaker 2: flyer that reads we love your home in kittie writing

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Speaker 2: colorful crayons.

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Speaker 6: Do they tell her to cry at the doorstep and

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Speaker 6: tell them that they're living out of their mini van?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And then the kid draws a picture of like

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Speaker 2: a cute little house with the sun over it.

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Speaker 7: It would take it home.

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Speaker 2: And then on the back is all the family's information.

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Speaker 2: So if the owners are interested in selling their house

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Speaker 2: to them, that's how they would contact them.

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Speaker 6: They're just putting flyers on any old house, like, not

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Speaker 6: even ones that are for sale.

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Speaker 2: They're giving it to the kid to go hand to

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Speaker 2: the owners of the house. I swear the kid's gotta

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Speaker 2: be like it's called out here, please buy your home

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Speaker 2: so I.

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Speaker 1: Can have a place.

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Speaker 3: Call yourself a little timmy.

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Speaker 2: The mom says she's even paying her daughter a dime

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Speaker 2: for each flyer that she gives out.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the daughter could negotiate that.

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Speaker 8: For him.

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Speaker 6: I mean, she does get Benny's though, I mean living

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Speaker 6: at mom's house big benefits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so far they still haven't found the perfect home yet,

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Speaker 2: but the family is not giving up on the fight.

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Speaker 2: And that's a lot cuter than my strategy, which is

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Speaker 2: going to open houses wearing a dog shot collar and

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Speaker 2: threatening to electrocute myself.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: More effective?

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Speaker 4: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But it is time for the shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day. We have a bucket full of names. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna draw one out. So who gets asked a trivia question?

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Speaker 2: If you answer wrong, your punishment is to be shocked

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Speaker 2: while singing a song. So text into sevent eighty five

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Speaker 2: nine to two. Tell us which one you'd like to hear?

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Speaker 2: Jose's drawing a name out because he had the shot collar. Last,

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Speaker 2: would you get to Day brook tea kettle?

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Speaker 5: Fox?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Is that like a weird urban dictionary?

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Speaker 2: Someone look it up for us.

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Speaker 3: Beauty and the Beast tea kettle? What's your name?

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Speaker 2: Missus Potts Brooks putting on the shot collar? While that happens,

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Speaker 2: digital Jake, please read us the shot collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 9: There are thousands of Starbucks all over the world, but

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Speaker 9: today's shock is about one store in particular. It's a

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Speaker 9: seemingly regular Starbucks with a regular menu, but with a

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Speaker 9: few subtle differences. Baristas are forbidden from writing the names

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Speaker 9: their workstation, they need to request an escort. It's such

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Speaker 9: a unique setup that the receipts don't even say Starbucks

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Speaker 5: Hmm, store numbers.

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Speaker 6: So the first thing that comes to my mind is

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Speaker 6: Is because the people want to keep their identity a secret, right,

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Speaker 6: So like you're not gonna you're not gonna write Hank

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Speaker 6: and he's a CIA agent because he just blew his cover. C.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's my first thought.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking another place where you wouldn't want everybody

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Speaker 3: That was my other thought.

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Speaker 6: I was wavering between the two, both filled with old

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Speaker 5: Well, I was thinking about being escorted, right, and that

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Speaker 5: to me thought it was one of those like crazy

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Speaker 6: You're saying like they put a Starbucks on the top

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Speaker 6: of everest at like base Camp.

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Speaker 2: And now, yeah, and maybe we should ask the barista

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Speaker 2: on the show. She's the one that knows about writing

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Speaker 2: names on cups. Why would you not want to write

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Speaker 10: I was originally thinking, like store number one is in

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Speaker 10: like the first one ever Pikes place, so you would

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Speaker 10: think that people want their name to take photos. So

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Speaker 10: it can't be for tourists because like people like to

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Speaker 6: So the other reason, so you have to be the

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Speaker 5: Said you want to go to the bathroom or something.

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Speaker 6: The other reason though that you wouldn't want the barisas

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Speaker 2: Or it's like a daycare center and the children are

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Speaker 2: the working ones, so they have to be escorted everywhere

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Speaker 2: with the chaperone and they can't spell names very good.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, let's get the question one more time.

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Speaker 9: Store number one is what one unique Starbucks goes by,

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Speaker 9: and it's not the only weird quirk about this location.

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Speaker 9: Baristas are by rule not supposed to write the names

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Speaker 9: to exit the coffee making station, they need to formally

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Speaker 9: request an escort to do so. For what makes these

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Speaker 9: rules necessary at this particular Starbucks, I.

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Speaker 3: Think I have it.

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Speaker 6: I was thinking about the CIA thing and I just

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Speaker 3: But I think I was on the right track. You know,

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Speaker 3: under the White House there's a whole shopping center.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's like a whole shopping center underneath.

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Speaker 1: The Yeah about it once?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And what if they can't put the store names

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Speaker 7: Loss and they just have to call it store number one.

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Speaker 6: And then they can't write the names on the cups

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Speaker 6: because again it's the exactly and you have be escorted

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Speaker 6: because you're in the White House.

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Speaker 1: So it's like the Secret Service escorts you out.

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Speaker 3: That's my idea.

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Speaker 1: It's not bad. What if it's something that's in like

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Speaker 1: a hot air balloon, that's.

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Speaker 3: The thing though, But Starbucks would want their name all

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Speaker 6: They wouldn't go for being called store number one, right,

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Speaker 6: Like if you're if it's an extreme Starbucks. They want

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Speaker 6: their name plastered on it. I mean they I feel

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Speaker 6: like to be called Store number one means that they

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Speaker 2: Is it the first that's on the moon, the first

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Speaker 2: Starbucks on the moon, and you need to get escorted off.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Matt Damon, he's up there, he was there for

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Speaker 6: a while. I think Pentagon White I'm going to White House.

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Speaker 6: I think it's the Starbucks in the White House.

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Speaker 9: One Starbucks in the world must abide by a very

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Speaker 9: particular set of rules because its customers have a very

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Speaker 9: specific set of skills. There are no names allowed to

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Speaker 9: be written on cups, and workers must be escorted around

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Speaker 9: the premises in order to maintain confidentiality. That's because Store

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Speaker 9: number one is actually a code name for the Starbucks

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Speaker 9: location inside the CIA headquarter.

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Speaker 7: I went to the CIA and then I went back.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, dang it, I overthought my CIA.

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Speaker 1: You didn't get it right.

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Speaker 2: Somebody wanted to hear the song I don't want to

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Speaker 2: Close my eyes by Aerosmith.

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Speaker 7: Don't want to close wait.

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Speaker 4: To Hard.

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Speaker 3: How does it start from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to close, min.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to close.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to fall asleep because I miss you, babe,

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Speaker 6: and I don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: But all right, it's your shock Collar question.

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Speaker 4: Of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: So believe it or not, we do have people who

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Speaker 2: listen to our show Weird, not just locally but even

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Speaker 2: from far away places. And I know that because an

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Speaker 2: old school letter got mailed to the station. There's a

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Speaker 2: little like brown envelope that came in, and I want

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Speaker 2: to read it. It's from a young man named Shoko Tanahara. Cool,

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Speaker 2: and it says, dear sir or madam, Oh wait, my

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Speaker 2: name is Shoko Tanahara, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I live in Kobe, Japan.

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Speaker 3: Cool.

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Speaker 2: I've been studying English for two years. I look up

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Speaker 2: the meaning of unknown words on YouTube with subtitles and

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Speaker 2: learn a lot of words from your radio.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that this is a good education, he says.

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Speaker 2: My favorite stories are Step on the Gas and SpongeBob

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Speaker 2: Weird Pants. I think our second we did It. I

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Speaker 2: think those are second date up, he says, Especially fart woman,

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Speaker 2: I want to know what they are doing now if

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Speaker 2: he was talking, Oh, maybe that's what it is. He says,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to go to your studio and listen to

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Speaker 2: your radio from the morning. If I improve my English.

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Speaker 7: Better, you're doing better than us.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the guy who is always laughing behind you, guys,

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Speaker 2: he is very funny person.

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Speaker 1: Like you too.

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Speaker 2: You're even funny to Japanese people. That's like the highest

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Speaker 2: compliment that you can get. I could be like an

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Speaker 2: anime character, he says. I will continue to listen to

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Speaker 2: your radio in Japan and study hard. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: reading my poor English. Sincerely, Shoko Tanahara.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, after two years. You know, we could

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Speaker 7: say if we studied Japanese for two years, try.

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Speaker 1: We're idiots. Okay, I don't even attempt it.

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Speaker 2: I forgot I think we just got canceled. Laser stories

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Speaker 1: It's laser stories.

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Speaker 2: This is my emotional support tick laser stories step where

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Speaker 2: Branden Wollacky is the CEO of a company called Hypersocial

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Speaker 1: Nobody got it?

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Speaker 3: You know it sucks now.

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Speaker 2: He didn't say anything stupid, nor did he yell at anybody.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, But he went in the complete opposite direction

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Speaker 3: Okay, does he feel really bad about it? The guy

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Speaker 12: Sure.

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Speaker 1: His post talks about how it was his fault.

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Speaker 2: He made a bad business decision six months ago, stuck

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Speaker 6: This guy, you carn't weird Like he wants sympathy for

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Speaker 13: I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm not on board.

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Speaker 2: Some people seem to think he deserves credit for caring

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Speaker 1: Others say it's super cringe.

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Speaker 12: Duh.

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Speaker 2: His critics say posting the crying pick says more about

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Speaker 7: Absolutely. Yeah, I'm sad in it feels very performative.

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Speaker 5: It makes me sad. Broke take a picture and means

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Speaker 6: Maybe he could spend his time instead of crying, trying

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Speaker 1: Well, which side are you on? Tell us?

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Speaker 2: Should Brook post a crying pick? Next time producer BOYD

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Speaker 2: out of Pennsylvania's old forty seven year old woman named

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Speaker 2: Christy Malsey went to a used car lot recently to

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Speaker 1: At one point she threatened him with a loaded shotgun.

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Speaker 3: That's not a cute look. Not gonna want him. He's

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Speaker 2: Thankfully, the employees were able to remove Christy from the

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Speaker 2: She went to one of the cars in the lot,

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Speaker 5: Harry Potter.

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Speaker 2: To be clear, she didn't actually cast a spell on it.

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Speaker 2: She just used several pages from the spell book as kindling.

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Speaker 2: That Christy was arrested and she's facing charges related to

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Speaker 1: Her bail was set at twenty five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: The handcuffs cannot keep a wizard in jail.

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Speaker 1: Only she has matches.

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Speaker 2: Next Laser stories out of Beverage World, So interesting. Not

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Speaker 2: sure if you've heard of it, but Coca Cola's been

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Speaker 13: All red, Infinity and beyond.

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Speaker 2: There's also another one called Coca Cola Zero Sugar Bite

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Speaker 2: Bite spelled byte.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to taste like computer pixels.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's a tiny taste to me.

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Speaker 2: It's called World, which is supposed to taste like the

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Speaker 3: That can get gross real quick, depending on whose dreams

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: It tastes like Doritos and spicy beef sticks for okay,

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Speaker 5: That's such a good dream.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we're vacationing on our dreams. Is that what

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Speaker 2: Cocher Cola says this is their fourth and final Creations

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Speaker 3: Down the road or if this is it, I don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer stories out of Birthday Bash headquarters.

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Speaker 1: I think we all agree December babies have it rough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to say, my poor mom, birthday's Christmas thing.

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Speaker 3: I gotta say January two.

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Speaker 6: Man, everybody's worn out by the time of January birthday

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Speaker 3: Nobody wants to participate exactly when.

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Speaker 2: Your birthday is super close to Chris, you get lost

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Speaker 2: woman's mommy blog post is going viral after she asked

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Speaker 6: I brought this up to my husband because I have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, celebrate the real day day.

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Speaker 7: Like I had a June birthday.

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I think the fact that you even want to celebrate

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Speaker 4: Ye, way better.

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Speaker 2: So she asked if anybody else with a December baby

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Speaker 3: Yeah, said a person who was born in April.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the birthday.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I did that. I did that, and they can't

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Speaker 3: They just sits in the garage for five months and

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Speaker 1: There's some sunglasses out, but just the anticipation of using it.

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Speaker 3: How long do you think these kids' attention spans are?

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, whose fault is that? I don't know?

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Speaker 2: If you also said they know parents with kids born

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Speaker 1: On his first day. That's how means Lad of Stories

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Speaker 1: it again the same time on.

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Speaker 4: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: We all know Tom Cruise is a pretty interesting dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, that's understatement.

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Speaker 1: Definitely.

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Speaker 2: You may know him for jumping on couches or doing

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Speaker 3: Button, but not get in any taller like you can't

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Speaker 2: But when you get to be that big of a star,

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Speaker 2: And I'm not just talking about like money deals here.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you what it is.

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Speaker 2: coming up. You know, the only reason Brook's even working

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Speaker 2: Brooke demanded every time she goes on air, there be

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Speaker 3: But I also requested by management that nobody talks about it.

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Speaker 1: We have just avoided the contract.

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Speaker 8: The morning.

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Speaker 2: But it's not just uptight, ultra conservative radio that makes

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Speaker 2: I'm saying celebrities are constantly putting weird clauses into their

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Speaker 6: They learned their lessons and so boys arguing on a playfield.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, is it like the richer and more

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Speaker 7: Inside toilet that is the most glorious diva thing.

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Speaker 2: in one of his more recent films, he requested all

454
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Speaker 2: the mirrors on set be removed so it looks more

455
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Speaker 2: like Heaven.

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Speaker 7: Oh I thought it was just because he saw his

457
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Speaker 7: reflection one day.

458
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Speaker 2: That would make sense, but no, he says he wants

459
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Speaker 2: it to look more like Heaven, which apparently heaven has

460
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Speaker 2: no years better years. We also have actor Tom Cruise.

461
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he has a requirement. And this is

462
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 2: gonna sound completely made up, but I swear it's not

463
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 2: every movie that he works on. Tom Cruise requests fifty

464
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Speaker 2: custom made thongs awaiting him on every movie.

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Speaker 5: Thoughts all the stunts he probably tears his underworld.

466
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Speaker 3: He probably just doesn't like to see panty lions.

467
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: Actually, Jose is onto something.

468
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Speaker 2: The practical reason is he needs g strings made of soft,

469
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 2: stretchy material so that when he does complicated stunts, his

470
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Speaker 2: situation is taken care of.

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Speaker 6: Its interesting that a small thing like that is going

472
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Speaker 6: to take care of the entire situation.

473
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Speaker 5: And ye and Brooke actually is the opposite. She uses

474
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Speaker 5: it as a.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, you're never going to pack those things.

476
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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we're talking about the strange

477
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Speaker 2: demands big celebrities have put in of their contracts whenever

478
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Speaker 2: they're working on set. And we all know Will Ferrell

479
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,959
Speaker 2: is kind of a quirky dude, and when he did

480
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 2: his basketball movie Semi Pro, a few of his demands

481
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: actually made headlines. Like one included there needs to be

482
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: a flight of stairs on wheels just in the room.

483
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 2: Another one was a fake on wheels a rainbow. He

484
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 2: said it could be painted on a canvas, but it

485
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Speaker 2: had to be also on.

486
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Speaker 1: Wheels so you could move them around.

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Speaker 2: The reason he said he did it so he could

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Speaker 2: feel happy on set even when things weren't going so

489
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Speaker 2: well with the filming.

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Speaker 5: Okat Will frown.

491
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Speaker 3: Stairs.

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Speaker 6: It's like a stick and he like forces someone to

493
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Speaker 6: walk off the top of them.

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Speaker 1: Don't question it, Brooks.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

496
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Speaker 2: You may have also heard Will Smith make the news

497
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Speaker 2: for his on set demands. But for Men in Black three,

498
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Speaker 2: Will said he had to have a two story, marble

499
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Speaker 2: floored trailer what for him to go spend his time

500
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: in in between takes. But even that wasn't enough because

501
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: he also asked for an extra trailer just to hold

502
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Speaker 2: all his gym equipment.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, he seems like a DVA.

504
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is he putting them? The two story just

505
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 3: a bunch of couches is not visiting him. Don't talk

506
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 3: about as well.

507
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Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't want to get There's also actress Queen Latifa.

508
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: Apparently she had a film early in her career that

509
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 2: inspired her to add a clause to all her future

510
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 2: contracts because after making the movie set.

511
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Speaker 3: It off one of the best movies of all time.

512
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Speaker 3: I love that movie.

513
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: Spoiler.

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Speaker 2: Her character does have an epic death scene in it,

515
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 2: and after that a Queen Latifa decided she had enough dying,

516
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 2: and from then on she made sure she'd always make

517
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Speaker 2: it into the sequels by putting a no death clause

518
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Speaker 2: in all of her future film contracts.

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Speaker 7: Set it of sequels, probably because Queen Latifa died.

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00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Finally, we have actor George Clooney, who He's one of

522
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Speaker 2: Hollywood's biggest names, so he's able to pretty much make

523
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Speaker 2: any request he wants and that's why during his time

524
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 2: making Gravity Oh yeah, space movie, George required that a

525
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: private beach hut style residence be built for him to

526
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: spend his downtime in.

527
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Speaker 3: He's laughing at that two story will Smith trailer.

528
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: I'm assuming they actually brought in real sand and like

529
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: a bunch of interns making seagull noises outside just to

530
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Speaker 2: make him feel like he actually.

531
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Speaker 1: Is in Barbados.

532
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 3: Put Matt Damon on a boat in the distance.

533
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Speaker 2: And George also had a full size basketball court built

534
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Speaker 2: for him so that he could get some exercise whenever

535
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 2: they weren't filming.

536
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 3: Can't go for a half court, need the full thing.

537
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: Fun fact, that's how the Staples Center was built. George

538
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Speaker 1: get away to spend some exercise time makes sense. And

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Speaker 1: I know I refuse to work unless we do a

540
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 1: phone tap right out.

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Speaker 7: Kind of hoping for a tropical island. But if you

542
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Speaker 7: want to go phone tap.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 4: The morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

545
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Speaker 2: The mark of a great customer service person is being

546
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 2: able to keep a cool head, really trying to understand

547
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 2: what the customer is saying, and having the strength to

548
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: not drop an F bomb back at them.

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00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 3: Oh I couldn't do it, No, how can I help

550
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 3: you to?

551
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: That's why it's going to be hard today for the

552
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 2: guy who works at a piano sale and rental store.

553
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 7: It's a sweet job.

554
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 2: Because I have a big complaint and I know there's

555
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 2: not going to be a fix to it, so he's

556
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: just going to have to deal with the wrath of me.

557
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 2: And I've got audio evidence to prove my point. You're

558
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 4: It's another.

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Speaker 13: Twenty Thank you for calling me piano on rentals.

561
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 8: This is Scott.

562
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 13: How many I help you?

563
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: I demand a refund.

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00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 13: I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, can you can you?

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00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 13: Can you tell me?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

567
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 2: I rented a pianol from you guys from my family

568
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 2: reunion a few weeks ago, and it sucked.

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Speaker 13: I'm sorry to hear that. Can you just tell me

570
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 13: a little bit?

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00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 2: I spent two hundred and fifty dollars renting this thing.

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00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: Turned out to be a total disaster. They're super embarrassing.

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Speaker 13: Look, I apologize, understand you're upset.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm upsetting to do my best.

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00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 13: I'm going to do my best to take care of

576
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 13: the issue. So can you can you play? Tell me

577
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 13: what happened?

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00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm just still like coming off of the shame of

580
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: this because last week was my big family reunion, and

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00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: everybody showed up to it, all my extended family, my

582
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 2: mom's brothers, my dad's sister with the weird eyeball.

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00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: Everybody was there. And then after dinner this happened.

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00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 12: Wait that's me playing okay.

585
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: Somebody recorded it and then posted this video on TikTok.

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00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 4: Uh.

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00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: They called me the most untalented man in the.

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00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 8: World, and and and and you you play piano?

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00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously I played piano, not this bad. Normally, if

590
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: a good piano, it would have sounded better.

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00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 13: So are you you're saying the piano is the problem.

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00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all because your piece of piano.

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00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 8: Oh okay, did you not hear.

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00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: What I just played for you? Did that sound good

595
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: to you?

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00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 4: No?

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00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: Here's the second TikTok video they posted.

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00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 8: Well, okay, I appreciate that you don't have to play anything.

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00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: Have you heard enough yet?

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00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 4: I have?

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00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: I have because my dad heard enough. He said he

602
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: didn't love me anymore after this.

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00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 12: Okay.

604
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: Even my four year old niece she collapsed at everything.

605
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: She and her back on me while her mom gave

606
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: me the finger.

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00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 13: Oh that's not good.

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00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good.

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: It was the most embarrassing day of my life well

610
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: because of you and your dumb piano.

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00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 13: Sure, I uh, I want you to like here because

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00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 13: I don't know your training in piano or what the

613
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 13: situation was that night. Uh huh, But I need to

614
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 13: ask were you drinking when this happened?

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00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I just.

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00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 13: Need to throw that out there, because it sounded like

617
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 13: you were getting a little loose with the keys.

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00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: Oh okay, do not try and pin this on me,

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00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: all right. I took two classes on YouTube preparing for

620
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: that night. Okay, I promise you no one was more

621
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: ready to play beat Hoven than me.

622
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm the beat Hoven master.

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00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 13: You mean Beethoven you're talking about.

624
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Uh no, I can read it's beat Hoven.

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00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: You're really looking like the new but the piano worlds

626
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: here not knowing how to say beat Hoven?

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Speaker 13: Right, So you don't think this has anything to do

628
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 13: if you're training.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 13: The piano's fault.

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Speaker 1: Would you have asked Choppin that question?

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00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 13: Do you mean Chopin?

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00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know my ancient Canadian culture, Thank you very much.

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00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure Chapin wasn't from Canada.

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00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 8: I'm just turning it out there.

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00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: Okay, piano nerd Okay, I think we're getting a little

637
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: too emotional shere.

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00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 13: Oh really, So let's figure out a way to.

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00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 8: Get you your refuse, Thank you God.

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00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 13: I'll just need the name on the reservation and the

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00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 13: date when.

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Speaker 8: You rented it.

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00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my name is jeff and it should be

644
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: under the reservation. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because

645
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: this is a prank phone call from a radio station.

646
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: What Yeah, dude, Lisa wanted to play a joke on

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Speaker 2: you for your birthday tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday.

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00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 8: By the way, she's probably listening.

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00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: Right I know for a fact that she's listening right now. Actually,

651
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: And she said, you wanted to me to give you

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00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 2: a special rendition of Happy Birthday, one, two.

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00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Three, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birth I can't do it.

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00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: This piano sucks, man.

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00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 13: It's a piano.

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00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: Thank you.

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00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with boone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 2: Never underestimate the destructive capability of an eighth graders have

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00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: been spoken. If given the proper time and money, they

661
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: can wreck your house, your car, but more importantly, they

662
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: can ruin your first date.

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00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 3: Whoa what are they on your first date?

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Speaker 2: That's what one of our listeners claims happened to him

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00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: the other night. He was out with a beautiful woman

666
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: having a great time. Then a group of thirteen year

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00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 2: olds managed to mess everything up. But we had no

668
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: idea how bad and how embarrassing it actually was until

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00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: we heard from his date. So you're gonna find out

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Speaker 2: what happens with your second date update, next second date update, Brook,

671
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: How many horrible dates did you have to go on

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00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: before you finally found your husband? And actually, don't answer that,

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00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: because I don't want to hear about the threeenty twenty

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Speaker 2: four of.

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Speaker 3: Them, all the fails on some good ones too.

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00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: Actually, we just got ten texts into seventy five nine

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00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: to two saying the same thing. Please don't ask Brook

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00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: about her horrible dating. So I'm glad that we have

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00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: someone else on the phone right now to share their

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00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: bad dating stories with us. His name is James, and

682
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: in his email he said he's been on so many

683
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: awful dates it was just refreshing to finally meet a

684
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: woman who he described as somewhat normal.

685
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh so, James, welcome to the show man.

686
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for having me appreciate it.

687
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 3: Everyone's thinking, where did you find someone somewhat normal?

688
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, James, a lot of people when they write

689
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: to us, they focus on the date that they just had.

690
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: But I thought it was kind of funny that you

691
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 2: mentioned a few of the bad experiences that you had

692
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: before this.

693
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 3: You went into detail about it.

694
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: The one that you said was you got invited by

695
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: a girl to her church picnic.

696
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 8: That is correct. She originally told me was if I

697
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 8: wanted to see an outdoor play, and I thought, you know,

698
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 8: like Shakespeare in the Park kind of deal or something

699
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 8: like that. Yeah, And that wasn't the case at all,

700
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 8: because I get there and she directed like the devil

701
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 8: who her face is peinted red.

702
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: No, so not like a sexy devil like you were

703
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 3: hoping for.

704
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: Not at all.

705
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 8: She is screaming fire and brimstone. Everyone's going to hell.

706
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: It's kind of hot.

707
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 3: So that's a look.

708
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 5: I could use that.

709
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 13: Okay.

710
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: What was the other one that you mentioned? Something about

711
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: mini golf.

712
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, I went on on a date with a girl

713
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 8: with minigolf. I don't know if she had like a

714
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,479
Speaker 8: medical problem or what, but she couldn't stop party.

715
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 3: Sweet girl and mini golf can like if there's not

716
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: a lot of people can be really quiet.

717
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, the windmill isn't that loud, though she was trying

718
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 8: to tie it with the putter.

719
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: She's screaming for I feel, so.

720
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 3: There was a lot of room for improvement.

721
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: Tell us about the good date that you finally had.

722
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 8: Who was that with? Her name is VICKI, and I

723
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 8: met her online. Her profile picture was pretty I mean,

724
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 8: I don't want to sound shallow here, but.

725
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 6: That's what dating online is set up for, right, Yeah, exactly,

726
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 6: and she totally looks like her picture.

727
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 8: We just clicked and we sent multiple messages back and forth.

728
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 6: I mean, with your history, were you thinking like, oh

729
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 6: my god, there's no way this sounds too good to

730
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 6: be true.

731
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 5: Are you a double fart mom?

732
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, you've got to put yourself out there.

733
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. So what did you and Vicky do for

734
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: your date?

735
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 8: We ended up going to a barcade. I don't know

736
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 8: if you guys are familiar with that.

737
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 5: It's kind of like, oh, yeah, I always wanted to

738
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 5: go on a date one of these.

739
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 8: No, it's really fun. They have like old school atari

740
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 8: games or any old arcade game or anything like that.

741
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: So how was the arcade with Vicky, do you guys

742
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: have a good time?

743
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, there's like this super awesome nostalgia factor going on.

744
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 8: And this was when going over the date. The only

745
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 8: like hiccup is I came across my all time favorite

746
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 8: video game, which is the original teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

747
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

748
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 3: I found a place like that by my house and

749
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: my son is obsessed with it now.

750
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 5: It is such a good game.

751
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, I kill a Raphael, I.

752
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 3: Mean with the interesting choice.

753
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: Why is that a bad moment in your date though?

754
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 8: Because the problem is is once I found it, I

755
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 8: wanted to play it, but I saw it across the

756
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 8: room and as we were getting closer to it, I'm

757
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 8: hyping it up and I'm like, you're gonna love playing

758
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 8: the game. A group of tween age they flew in

759
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 8: and started playing before I could get to it.

760
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 3: This is an all ages arcade. Okay.

761
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's one of those places where I like, I

762
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 8: guess kids and game and there are playing there until

763
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 8: nine pm or something.

764
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 3: Okay, So again, why did that rooster date you didn't get.

765
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 7: To play the game.

766
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 8: Well, I did this thing where I stood awkwardly behind

767
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 8: him thinking that was.

768
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 5: Like weird, super passive aggressive.

769
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 8: Yeah exactly.

770
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 6: You guys didn't go off and play something else. You're

771
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 6: just standing there with your date as these teenagers.

772
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 8: With seven beers and we're talking. But then like the

773
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 8: one kid just like looked over his shoulder and it's like, shut.

774
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: Up, that's probably not a great look in front of

775
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: your date.

776
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 5: That's what you get, old man.

777
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 8: I'm not going to back off and let these kids win,

778
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 8: because this is my game.

779
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: I mean, like, show off, okay with dame.

780
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: This is the hill that you're choosing to diet exists

781
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: the teenage Newtant Ninja Turtles Mountain exactly.

782
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 8: And it was like, you know what, let's drift on.

783
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 8: So we then we left the barcade and we're all

784
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 8: just down the street to another bar, and she's like,

785
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 8: I gotta wrap it up, and I'm like, dude, it's

786
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 8: only eight thirty. And she was like, I gotta get

787
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 8: up early in.

788
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 3: The morning and okay, And it felt like an excuse

789
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: to you a little bit.

790
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 5: You think she really wanted to play teenage Journals. She's like,

791
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 5: dad said, if we're not gonna play, I'm going home exactly.

792
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 8: I mean, she could have been turned off a little

793
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 8: bit because I was being very forceful and very adamant

794
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 8: about like, let's play this specific game, and then the

795
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 8: kids being jerk maybe killed the vibe.

796
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 3: Kids always killed the vibe. I'm just gonna let you know, yeah.

797
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 8: Time, Yeah, but I just need to know if that

798
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 8: was it, Just say that was it, and then like

799
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 8: I will definitely make sure date number two will have

800
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 8: no children at all.

801
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

802
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's call her and ask. We'll see if

803
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: that's the reason. We'll play a song. Come back, call

804
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 2: Vicky for you and try and get your second date update.

805
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 8: Okay, that'd be awesome, all right, hold.

806
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 2: On a great show, great theme song, and an even

807
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: better arcade game for sure. And our guy James just

808
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: wanted to show his date how Rafael could do some

809
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: serious damage with his front flips, but.

810
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: He never got that chance.

811
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: And even worse than losing the chance to play the game,

812
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: is he actually lost his date VICKI.

813
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: Now it seems like she may have used an excuse to.

814
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 2: Get out of there a little bit early, but we're

815
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,479
Speaker 2: not sure, and James thinks it might have been because

816
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 2: he got into a verbal spat with some unruly tweens

817
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 2: who were hogging the teenage mutant Ninja Turtle machine. And

818
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: I just have to ask you, James, what's the worst

819
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 2: thing that you said to them when you were in

820
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 2: an argument?

821
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 8: It was it was something really generic, because you're arguing

822
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 8: with kids that you don't want to say, something like

823
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 8: I tagged your mom and your dad was watching.

824
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 6: It's like you've been playing this fight over and over

825
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 6: in your head exactly.

826
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 8: So it was something like I think I hear.

827
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: Your mom calling Okay.

828
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: Probably should have gone with that first disc I mean,

829
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: that would be a turn.

830
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 8: Off for me. I never should have gotten into it

831
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 8: with him at all. It's at least you know that.

832
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: I mean, it's that, and that you pick Raphael out

833
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 3: of all of them. Maybe anybody else was guy, but

834
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 3: I'm all Michael Angelo.

835
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, the group, I don't even know.

836
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 2: I don't feel like you should discuss anymore Ninja Turtle

837
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 2: character preferences next your personality. I think we should call

838
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: Vicky and see what she has to say. Maybe she's

839
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: really picky about the characters too, Maybe maybe.

840
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: She's a Maybe that's exactly masters and asked, So let's

841
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: just do this.

842
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 13: Here we go.

843
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello, is this Vicky? Vicky.

844
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and

845
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hi, whole show is here.

846
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: How you doing.

847
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 8: I'm good. Is there a reason you're calling so funny?

848
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: You should ask?

849
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

850
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with our show at all?

851
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 10: Yeah?

852
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 8: I definitely listen cool, I'm just a little nervous right now.

853
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: Okay, Well then you might be familiar with the second

854
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: date updates.

855
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, okay, your nervous laugh is really cute though, Vicky,

856
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 6: good jump.

857
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 13: Oh thanks, it's cute.

858
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: Well, we're calling obviously because one of our listeners went

859
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: out with you recently and he's been having a hard

860
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 2: time reaching you over the past week.

861
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: Remember James.

862
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, oh gosh.

863
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 3: Okay, it wasn't as fun for you as it was

864
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 3: for James. It sounds like, I.

865
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 8: Mean, I don't know how much he's told you, so

866
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 8: I don't want to like.

867
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what we do know is you guys went

868
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: to a barcade, had some drinks.

869
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 12: We did.

870
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, we know that he was really interested in you.

871
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 6: He thought you were cute, had great hair, fun personality.

872
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean did you think he was cute.

873
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I definitely thought he was cute. We were having

874
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 8: a fun time. There was this kind of like a

875
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 8: moment that was a little bit of a turning point

876
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 8: for me.

877
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: Is that anything to do with a group of superheroes?

878
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 5: Maybe turtles?

879
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 8: All right, so you know a little bit about it.

880
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: But what he told us is that there were some

881
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: kids hogging the teenage meaning Ninja Turtle Machine, and so

882
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: it kind of exchanged words.

883
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 5: But you guys passed and just went somewhere else.

884
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 6: But I mean, to be fair, we told him that

885
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 6: that's like I mean, for Alexis and I anyway, it'd

886
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 6: be a pretty big red flag if he was arguing

887
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 6: with teenagers.

888
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 8: A yeah, not a good look. There is a little

889
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 8: bit more to the story.

890
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like he did more than exchange

891
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 3: words with him.

892
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 8: I mean, I think he thinks I don't know about

893
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 8: this part, but yeah, like he so he went to

894
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 8: the bathroom before we were going to leave, and he

895
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 8: came out and like had a cut on his lips.

896
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 8: He looks kind of like bruised up and stuff, like

897
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 8: he had something had happened.

898
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 3: And he something it happened in the bathroom.

899
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 12: Yeah.

900
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 5: Oh god, sometimes those those paper Talenta spencers.

901
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: I get in fight out real quick.

902
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I mean that's what he said. He said

903
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 8: he like flipped and accidentally bumped his face on the stall,

904
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 8: and I was like, are you that drunk?

905
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 12: All?

906
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 6: I mean, they don't I will say, a lot of

907
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 6: arcades and not very clean bathrooms, so maybe he's a slippery.

908
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 8: Well what he doesn't know is uh, like right before that,

909
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 8: a few minutes before he came out, some of the

910
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 8: middle schoolers came up to me who were playing the

911
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 8: Ninja game and they, uh, they said, Hey, tell your

912
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 8: boyfriend if he mouths off again, we're going to beat

913
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 8: it bath worse than we just did.

914
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 7: They beat him up in the bathroom.

915
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 8: I think so, because like in the moment, I was like,

916
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 8: all right, whatever, and then when I saw him, I

917
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 8: was like, oh my god, he just got beat up

918
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 8: by a kid.

919
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

920
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 7: We can't blame him for that.

921
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 3: Like what is he supposed to do?

922
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 7: Hit him back?

923
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 5: You can beat the crap out of those kids.

924
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: Like did you bring it up to him?

925
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 4: No?

926
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 12: I was just like, I'm done.

927
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 8: This is definitely a red flag.

928
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you more turned off that he thought

929
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 3: or that he lost.

930
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 8: I mean, just the fact that the whole thing happened

931
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 8: just he'n the adult in the situation. Then you're gonna

932
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 8: like fight with the middle schoolers in the backroom, and

933
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 8: then you're gonna lie about it.

934
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 3: Well, that's pretty embarrassing to admit.

935
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: I mean, right, So look, here's what we know.

936
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: We know that there was obviously some verbal stuff with

937
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: the kids at the arcade, But you're saying you didn't

938
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 2: actually see anything yourself, Vicky. So we need to go

939
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: right to the source here and just ask James you

940
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: throw hands with some middle schoolers or.

941
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 3: One normal questions?

942
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, oh no, oh yeah, James, Well I didn't

943
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 8: know they talked to you.

944
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh god, it actually happened.

945
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, Well first off, there were like seven of them. Okay, no,

946
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 8: well okay there listen. Listen. There were three of them

947
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 8: and one of them was onn't crutches, So don't.

948
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 4: That's why?

949
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, weapon he would swim with the.

950
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 4: Kids.

951
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 7: How did that happen? How did that happen in the bathroom?

952
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 8: I mean, they have horrible mouths, that's what happened. So

953
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 8: I had to defend myself.

954
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 6: Wait, did you ask them to fight you in the bathroom.

955
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,919
Speaker 8: No. I went into the restroom to do the normal things,

956
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 8: just leave myself, and then all of a sudden, I

957
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 8: get sucker punch from behind with a clutch.

958
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 7: Whoa.

959
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 8: That's when they start running their mouths and I square

960
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 8: up and square. It was a fight or flight moment.

961
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 8: And here's the problem is I swung on one of

962
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 8: them and I'm.

963
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: Ment, okay, so you to throw a punch at one

964
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: of these kids.

965
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 8: This is not making it better like you're telling it,

966
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 8: and more detail makes it better. They were attacking me.

967
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 8: I was defending myself and I was defending you. You

968
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 8: you were not defending me. I was defending your honor.

969
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 8: I was defending your honor because these kids were saying

970
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 8: you had small boots. I was like, you don't want.

971
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's what's wrong with small booths?

972
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 4: There?

973
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 7: Thank you everyone.

974
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 8: You guys are laughing and thinking this isn't serious, but

975
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 8: it was. It was really serious. In a headlock, I

976
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 8: was losing consciousness and he was like, I'm just about

977
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 8: to go.

978
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 4: Headlock.

979
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 7: They're shorter than you.

980
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 5: Parents. Stop putting their kids in taekwondo.

981
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 6: It happens are you exaggerating, James, Like it feels like

982
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 6: this story just keeps getting more out of control.

983
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 8: You have been there, like I was. It was a

984
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 8: desperate situation. I was in a point where I was

985
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 8: willing to do anything I could to get out of it.

986
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 3: It could be scary to be provoked.

987
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 5: I just think you have seven kids running around you,

988
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 5: no matter how big they are. I think there were

989
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 5: only numbers.

990
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 3: There was only three.

991
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm just hoping now that we've heard the

992
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: full story, can you hear where he's coming from. He

993
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: was defending your honor, defending himself, and maybe he deserves

994
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: a second chance. We'd like to pay for another date

995
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: with James.

996
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 5: You never connected any punches.

997
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: And for the record, for the record, nobody here thinks

998
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 1: that you have small boobs. We think they are right.

999
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 3: We think small is fine, just the right size.

1000
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 8: Yes, No, I'm not interested. This thing is even worse

1001
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 8: than it was when I heard from the kids. It's ridiculous. Man,

1002
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 8: I get beat up by a mob of bugs, and

1003
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 8: I'm not getting a second date out of it.

1004
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: James.

1005
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 7: The story just one of the kids was like crutches.

1006
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 8: Have you not seen like return of the Jedi like

1007
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 8: you could spend that thing around and around.

1008
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: You should have gone Ralph.

1009
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 4: There we go, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1010
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: I think we all can agree violence is never the answer,

1011
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 2: unless the question is who's hogging the teenage mutant Ninja

1012
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 2: turtle arcades.

1013
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:01,439
Speaker 5: Kids.

1014
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: No, the unwritten rule is you have free reign to

1015
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 1: swing on children.

1016
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 3: No, No, don't is it?

1017
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: Okay? You tell me the rules. I don't know them.

1018
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 3: Listen, I will give It can be scary to be,

1019
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 3: you know, jumped.

1020
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, one time in the park, I had I

1021
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 6: stopped a group of eighth graders from fighting.

1022
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 7: Okay, so you were able to stop them with a

1023
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 7: baby on my hip? Okay, So I don't know.

1024
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 6: I mean, there's probably easier ways that he could have

1025
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 6: de escalated the issue, but okay, they were kind of frightening.

1026
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 8: Okay.

1027
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: The things that you know that there's some woman out

1028
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 2: there listening who really feels bad for James.

1029
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 3: It's the mother of the children.

1030
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: No. I guarantee that we're going to get text into

1031
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: seventy five nine to two from some women saying he

1032
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 2: was the victim and he was fully in his right

1033
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: to defend himself and he's actually a hero.

1034
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 3: The kids were just trying to play their video game.

1035
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, if he has not like I know, but if

1036
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 6: you wouldn't have started the whole thing to begin with,

1037
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 6: Oh he started it.

1038
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 5: Look who's the kid now.

1039
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 2: It's a good reminder though, so all of our listeners. Hey,

1040
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: if you're going out on a day tonight, don't beat

1041
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: up any kids. No, your instincts might tell you to

1042
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 2: do it, but you have to resist anyway. I remember,

1043
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: if you want to get a second date update or

1044
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 2: other awesome dating advice, you can always email the show.

1045
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.

1046
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 4: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: I was thinking about our listeners this morning as I

1048
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 2: was driving to work. I was wondering, what are some

1049
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: of the questions that they might have about how our

1050
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: show works. Yeah, that's a good question because I've always

1051
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 2: wondered that when I was a listener back in the day.

1052
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: You know, the ones besides the usual ones we always get, like,

1053
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 2: is Jose's laugh real?

1054
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is when they come to comedy shows.

1055
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it was real.

1056
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 4: It is.

1057
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: Also, is Jeffrey as handsome as he sounds?

1058
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 3: I've never heard that.

1059
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: Get that one all the time, yep, And the answer

1060
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: is no.

1061
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: But one of the biggest questions they have is probably

1062
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: how do we decide which people were gonna call for

1063
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: the second dates and the phone taps, because there's a

1064
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 2: lot of emails and messages that come in, and I

1065
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 2: would say you can tell pretty quickly as soon as

1066
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 2: you read somebody's email if they're going.

1067
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 6: To have a good story for you or not, right, yeah,

1068
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,959
Speaker 6: and if they're like well versed, yea good at talking.

1069
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1070
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 2: So like the message we received the other day started

1071
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: with this, It said, I've been hiding something down in

1072
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 2: my basement for over a decade.

1073
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, stop right there, do not need

1074
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: to hear anymore. We need to call this.

1075
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 7: Person and then maybe the authority.

1076
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: So that's exactly what we're gonna do.

1077
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna hear what one of our listeners has been

1078
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 2: secretly keeping below their house for years. When we do

1079
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: a brand new mass speaker coming up.

1080
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: Confession, I can't take back Earl.

1081
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 12: Arms speak.

1082
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: Percent of the time on the show. I'll admit we're

1083
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 2: super judgmental and smunk.

1084
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 4: Not our role.

1085
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, but this segment.

1086
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: Is the one time we promise to try to not

1087
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 2: be Yeah, I can't guarantee you, but we're gonna try.

1088
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 2: As our listeners confess their inner truth with complete and

1089
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: total anonymity. And one of our listeners is already on

1090
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 2: the phone ready to give her confession. She wanted to

1091
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: use the alias Amy, which I personally think is a

1092
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: great choice for a reason. I'm just not judgmental at

1093
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 2: all about it. I think, Okay, choice your fake name.

1094
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 8: Oh thank you.

1095
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 3: No, I don't know if you got to choose your voice.

1096
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 3: But I also really like it.

1097
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 10: Yes, oh, yes, okay, you guys are trying to sound fakes.

1098
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: I really like this show that you're on, right, Yeah,

1099
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: all right, Amy.

1100
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: So obviously you are today's mass speaker. We're altering your

1101
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: voice using our voice change or so whenever you're ready

1102
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: to go ahead, I just.

1103
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 12: Want to make sure that does it sound okay, doesn't

1104
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 12: sound like me, it's definitely mass.

1105
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,479
Speaker 5: It sounds weird, does not sound okay.

1106
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 6: We've never heard what you actually sound like, to be honest,

1107
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 6: so I'm going to say it doesn't sound like a

1108
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 6: normal person.

1109
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 8: Okay.

1110
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 12: For the last twelve or thirteen years, I've been quietly

1111
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 12: collecting deodorant.

1112
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 3: Did you say deodorant?

1113
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 6: Yes, collecting like you have a collection of sticks of

1114
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 6: deodorant or all kinds?

1115
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 13: Oh?

1116
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 12: Okay?

1117
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 3: Can I ask why?

1118
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 12: I wish I could put my finger on why. At

1119
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 12: first I thought it was obviously the scent. I've always

1120
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 12: been fascinated by the smell of deodorant, and like having

1121
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 12: your own personal little.

1122
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 3: Candle kind of thing, the narmpit candle.

1123
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 12: It comes in all these textures, so it's just it's

1124
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 12: a whole different element than like a scent thing.

1125
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll agree with you there.

1126
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 2: Like, I've always thought it was pretty cool how they

1127
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: can get so many different sins into like a little

1128
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 2: tiny stick of whatever it's made of. I don't even

1129
00:52:59,200 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: understand it.

1130
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 3: Can I ask how many sticks of deodorant do you have?

1131
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: Hey? Can you ask that? Less? Judge brands?

1132
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 3: Judge, Like, do you store them?

1133
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 7: Is there a big shelf in your house? Or do

1134
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 7: you display them?

1135
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 3: What do you do with them?

1136
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 8: Yeah? So in my basement I have Baker's Wracks. I

1137
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 8: basically started.

1138
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 12: Ordering them when it got overwhelming, meaning I had to

1139
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 12: stack them and I didn't want to keep them in

1140
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 12: boxes because they wanted to be able to see them

1141
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 12: and look at them. So I have about over one

1142
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 12: hundred Baker's wrecks in my basement.

1143
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 2: Oh so what do you do with all these stacks

1144
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 2: of deodorant? You just go down and look at them?

1145
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 5: Amazing.

1146
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like basically, I get all kinds and so I

1147
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 12: start with you know, like when Dove came out with

1148
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 12: new ones like Cucumber and palm Granta, and then they

1149
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 12: had the spray ones. So I have all the aerosols

1150
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 12: from each different brand and company on a different Baker's wreck.

1151
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 12: And then I have the row ons and I even

1152
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 12: have men's odorant.

1153
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 3: Okay, that's does smell good.

1154
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 6: I gotta any This is fascinating. But is this your

1155
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 6: confession that you collect deodorant? I mean, how could your

1156
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 6: family not know that you have a huge collection.

1157
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 12: So my husband knows that I have them, but the

1158
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 12: one thing that he doesn't really know is how I

1159
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 12: got them or how I've gotten so much.

1160
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so I.

1161
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 12: Guess my big secret is that every single deodorant downstairs

1162
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 12: was stolen.

1163
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 4: What you sho.

1164
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 3: You get the five finger discount on your deodorant collection?

1165
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I can't take them not a clubtough.

1166
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 12: I've never done this in my life over anything, but

1167
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 12: part of collecting deodorant. It just became a thing because

1168
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 12: it's the easiest thing to not pay for it. It's

1169
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 12: literally you can just stick one off the shelf and

1170
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 12: if you put it in your purse. I've even walked

1171
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 12: out of the store with my purse unzipped and open

1172
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 12: where they see it, they just assume it's my deodorant.

1173
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, starting to think that you're not into deodorant.

1174
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 3: You're actually just into the thrill of stealing.

1175
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 7: It's only deodorant.

1176
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 4: Bruh.

1177
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: No, I'm starting to think I gotta try this.

1178
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 3: How often are you lifting these things?

1179
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 8: Probably every day I go to the store.

1180
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 5: Whoa, Wow, you're gonna be caught eventually. You better watch out.

1181
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: How much do you think your deodorant collections valued at

1182
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: at this point?

1183
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 3: I don't think it goes up in value.

1184
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh. It leaves fifty thousand dollars.

1185
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 4: Wow, fifty.

1186
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 7: Deodorant and you haven't gotten caught once.

1187
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 12: Not one time, which is probably the fascination. Yeah, my god.

1188
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 7: You can't do anything with it. You can't sell that

1189
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 7: to people.

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00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 3: It's like you're flaunting it. It's like your purse is open,

1191
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 3: liqu what I got in here?

1192
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 4: Want?

1193
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 6: Is there any endgame? Ors you just are continuing to

1194
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 6: do You're going to continue to do this for me?

1195
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 12: I feel like it's such a massive habit obviously that

1196
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 12: I'm going to continue to do it. But I think

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00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 12: the reveal of this moment for me is that at

1198
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 12: some point I'm sensing that my husband's going to be curious.

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Speaker 12: You know, I would imagine even ask me how much

1200
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 12: money have we spent on this, you know kind of thing,

1201
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 12: and yeah, yeah, what.

1202
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 3: If he gets in on it with her? They become

1203
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 3: the body and Clyde of the deodorant.

1204
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would definitely watch that HBO.

1205
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 12: Well, I always thought it would go bad on me,

1206
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 12: but they don't. Oddly deodorant last literally forever.

1207
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 2: You're really selling our listeners on stealing diode in for themselves.

1208
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 6: So not good, not good, no no judgment, encouraging people

1209
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 6: the shoplift.

1210
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: But you can not good. You can say interesting.

1211
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 10: Interesting okay illegal say it, Brooks say interesting interestingly.

1212
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for sharing with us, Amy, and make

1213
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: sure to text in seven eight, five nine too if

1214
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to will

1215
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 2: hide your identity by masking your voice so you can

1216
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 2: be the next mass.

1217
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 4: Speaker brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1218
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: Brooks just trying to get one win in a row today,

1219
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: this loser. Yeah, you do put that thing.

1220
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: Back on, and you're in trouble because we have a

1221
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 2: veteran coming back who actually is posted a winning record

1222
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: against you. She's four to two and one. Her name's

1223
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: Nessa from Squim Welcome back, Nessa.

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00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 6: Hi, guys like Nessa you served in the armed forces

1225
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 6: or you're a veteran of this game. Jake, you can

1226
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 6: stop saluting the background. I just needed to clear it

1227
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 6: up because I think his arm was about to go numb.

1228
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you do for a Livingnessa, I'm a teacher.

1229
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 3: Don't say it as a down thing.

1230
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: We are so sorry.

1231
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but left sumberk out of the studio. You know

1232
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 2: how the game is played, Nessa. We got thirty seconds

1233
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: answers many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1234
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke.

1235
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: Outright to win. Are you ready?

1236
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's go all right?

1237
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 2: Your time starts now on this day in nineteen ninety,

1238
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: Jane Fonda announced her engagement to what billionaire media mogul PAF.

1239
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 2: What's the name of the real life animal mascot for

1240
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 2: University of Washington Happy Hypochondria is the fear of what.

1241
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 8: Being sick?

1242
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 2: What does the MS stand for in MSNBC? Oh path

1243
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: are the famous Hollywood signed letters more or less than

1244
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: one hundred feet tall?

1245
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 8: More.

1246
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: The two national languages of Finland are Swedish and.

1247
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 8: One else English man I Bong, I don't know.

1248
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 2: That you've got a lot of questions in we're going

1249
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 2: to bring Brooke back into the studio and Nessa, I

1250
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 2: don't know if you've been listening, but I've been asking

1251
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: all of our contestants for their holiday traditions lately, and

1252
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 2: I've been informed that you are actually Jewish.

1253
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 5: Just like me, one of the normal ones.

1254
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: Nessa, So tell me what you're a Jewish holiday tradition

1255
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: that you get.

1256
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 8: I'm starting a new one.

1257
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 7: I've been raising chickens and tonight I'm actually gonna be

1258
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 7: slaughtering my rooster.

1259
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 5: Wow, Jewish just sounds cool.

1260
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your plan?

1261
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 3: Are you ring its neck? You're gonna use just a

1262
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 3: straight axe on it?

1263
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 5: I could tell it jokes on board today.

1264
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 8: No, I'm my friend's gonna do it because he's the expert.

1265
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 8: He's got the like respect and the skills.

1266
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 6: And I haven't decided if I'm gonna watch or not.

1267
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 3: No, No, you can't keep roosters though in city limits.

1268
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 3: Are you gonna eat it later?

1269
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're making muscle ball soup.

1270
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: That's the way you do.

1271
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 11: At least it's going for a good cause. All yeah, already,

1272
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 11: your time starts now.

1273
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen ninety, Jane Fonda announced her

1274
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 2: engagement to what billionaire media.

1275
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 3: Mogul ted Turner.

1276
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: What's the name of the real life animal mascot for

1277
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: the University.

1278
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 3: Of Washington, Henry the Husky.

1279
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: Hypochondria is the fear of what?

1280
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 3: Fear of getting sick?

1281
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 2: What does the MS stand for in MSNBC MS PASS

1282
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 2: are the famous Hollywood sign letters more or less than

1283
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 2: one hundred feet tall?

1284
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 3: All right, that didn't feel very good?

1285
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: It went by quickly? Stand for well, we'll find out

1286
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: when we go over the answers. But first, scoreboard time

1287
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: with Jose you belong in a tree.

1288
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 12: You're a nut.

1289
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 3: I get it.

1290
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: Noessa's going to sacrifice the score later tonight, need.

1291
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 6: She didn't say no, Anessa the slaughter from swim You

1292
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 6: got one, correct, It is a hard one.

1293
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 13: I'm with you on that.

1294
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 5: And she got more questions and then Brooke did, but

1295
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 5: Brooke got three.

1296
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 11: Oh man, I'm sorry, Nessa, it's okay.

1297
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers here.

1298
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen ninety, Jane Fund announced her

1299
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: engagement to Ted Turner, the billionaire media mogul who owned

1300
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 2: TBS and like all of Montana.

1301
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just letting you know. I'm serious.

1302
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 6: Like that guy all the estate and farm, yeah, every

1303
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 6: but he does good with his land, big land.

1304
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 2: The name of the real life animal mascot for University

1305
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: of Washington, his name's Dubs.

1306
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 4: Oh.

1307
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: And the fake mascot that you were thinking of Brook

1308
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: is Hairy the husky not Hanry.

1309
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a real husky named Dubs. And then the

1310
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 5: mascot that's.

1311
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 3: The guy that dresses up in the cost of anything.

1312
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 3: I just thought the alliteration was nice.

1313
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: You were closed.

1314
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 2: Hypochondria is the fear of being ill or sick. The

1315
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 2: MS and NMSNBC stands for Microsoft.

1316
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 13: What Oh.

1317
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 2: The famous Hollywood signed letters are less than one hundred

1318
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: feet tall, only forty five feet and the two national

1319
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 2: languages of Finland are Swedish and Finnish, so.

1320
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: That was good.

1321
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: So Vanessa, happy Khana and we'll be back to by

1322
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: wind Brooks Block the same

1323
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 4: Time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.