Speaker 1: Second date. We got a request for a second date
Speaker 1: update today from a guy named Kenny. Okay, but this
Speaker 1: is a little bit different than the ones we've done
Speaker 1: in the past before because he wants to call a
Speaker 1: woman and apparently they already lived together. Yeah, just talk
Speaker 1: to each other while you're watching TV. Kenny, are we
Speaker 1: calling your mom? No? Man, I'm not calling to get
Speaker 1: a date with my mom. I mean, no judgment Brooks
Speaker 1: from Idaho. She seemed much weirder relationships go down. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'd like to argue, but I can't. Kenny, So who
Speaker 1: are we calling? Well, it's a girl named Twixie. TWI
Speaker 1: like the candy bar Twicks with a why Yeah? I
Speaker 1: E wait, hold up though, how do you live with
Speaker 1: this woman and you haven't taken her out on a date? Like?
Speaker 1: Why do you need our help? Oh? No, I don't
Speaker 1: live with her. Literally, we live in the same apartment building. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're sharing the same bathroom and she wasn't calling you
Speaker 1: back and it was like awards silence. Okay, you do
Speaker 1: have the same address, just a different unit number. I
Speaker 1: guess that's exactly it. Okay, so tell us about Twixie.
Speaker 1: How did you guys meet? I mean I guess you
Speaker 1: probably met her there. Yeah, so you know, I've seen
Speaker 1: her walking around and walking her dog, and she's got
Speaker 1: a really cute look, you know. I mean she's real
Speaker 1: sexy her dog. No, oh okay. You know it's a
Speaker 1: real gamble though, if you're going to ask somebody out
Speaker 1: that lives in your same apartment building, because if it
Speaker 1: doesn't work out, you both still live there. Like that's awkward, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, but I wanted to give it a shot.
Speaker 1: You got to shoot your shot. And how often had
Speaker 1: you talk to her prior to asking her out? Pretty
Speaker 1: much every time I saw her, but it was just
Speaker 1: hellos okay, so really no real conversation. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: like every time I saw her that I couldn't keep
Speaker 1: my eyes off her though. She's kind of an alternative
Speaker 1: girl with pink hair, just like a Twixie should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's her name. Yeah, totally. So how did you
Speaker 1: end up asking out Twixie? Well, it was one of
Speaker 1: those situations where I was heading down in the elevator
Speaker 1: to go out, and she got in with her dog
Speaker 1: and we went down and I was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, what do we get a cup of coffee?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you sound so casual. Were you nervous feeling? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad because I've
Speaker 1: seen her a lot, so it was kind of like
Speaker 1: I already felt like she knew me, so that pressure
Speaker 1: was off. Okay, I can see that. It's some familiarity there.
Speaker 1: And so what'd she say? She was like, yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: I'm going that way. You know, she was kind of
Speaker 1: nonchalant about it. I didn't get that, like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know, it wasn't what was I what I
Speaker 1: was expecting? But what were you what you're really expecting though? Like, whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love coffee. Well, I mean you know what I mean, right,
Speaker 1: Like I know what you mean. She said, like, I'll
Speaker 1: do that because I'm headed that way anyway. It wasn't
Speaker 1: even like I'll go out of my way to go
Speaker 1: get coffee with you. That's fine. I have nothing better
Speaker 1: to do, okay, but I'll take what I can get
Speaker 1: at that point. You know, so that's all right? How
Speaker 1: did coffee go? Wait? Great? You know she's really interesting.
Speaker 1: She's like very unique girl. You know, she starts having
Speaker 1: a pretty face and real sexy when she's walking her dog.
Speaker 1: You know, she got a calligraphy business. Cool. Oh that's cool. Oh,
Speaker 1: it takes a lot of patience and practice to do
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, where you like right, fancy things,
Speaker 1: fancy writing, and then she picks her own berries to
Speaker 1: make her own jam. I mean, I've never met someone
Speaker 1: like that. Sounds like a hipster to the tea like calligraphy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So did you ask her to like come sample some
Speaker 1: jam sometimes or at her place kind of taste your jam? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's an opening there, okay. No, I mean I kept
Speaker 1: it cool. You know, I was a gentleman, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to come off too strong and was hoping
Speaker 1: to you know, move in on maybe the next date
Speaker 1: or like a like a dinner or something together on
Speaker 1: the second date. Man, you're going quick. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: did she give you any indication what her vibe was
Speaker 1: towards you, Well, unless she was just being super polite,
Speaker 1: she seemed very interesting or interested in what I was saying,
Speaker 1: and I know I was extremely interested in what she
Speaker 1: was saying. Do you think there's any way it could
Speaker 1: have been misinterpreted, like she didn't realize it was a date,
Speaker 1: maybe since it was so casual, maybe, but something else
Speaker 1: happened after the date, and that could possibly be the
Speaker 1: reason why I havn't her back. What happened. It was
Speaker 1: like the day after we went out for coffee, and
Speaker 1: you know, I just happened to go outside because I
Speaker 1: saw her, you know, outside, Yeah, And I wanted to
Speaker 1: say I was just coming out to stretch my legs,
Speaker 1: but I think it came out like, hey, I came
Speaker 1: out to spread your legs. Oh my god. Wow. What
Speaker 1: was her reaction to hearing that? And did you kind
Speaker 1: of mean it? I mean she got yeah, I kind
Speaker 1: of meant it, but I mean, yeah, I mean you
Speaker 1: know where I'm going with this. Yeah. She had the
Speaker 1: same reaction on the elevator. She was like ash or whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Did she slap you? Yeah? Yeah, she had a shocked
Speaker 1: look on her face. Yeah, but I caught myself and
Speaker 1: told her what I really meant to say. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: It's one thing to mess up your words, but when
Speaker 1: the messed up words makes sense, oh god, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: And you could just like see the words coming out
Speaker 1: of your mouth but you can't control them anymore, and
Speaker 1: you're like, what this case? What did I say? What
Speaker 1: did I do? So? So now what have you been
Speaker 1: able to talk to her since then? It's been like
Speaker 1: four or five days. I texted her no response, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah. You're gonna have to move man, text her
Speaker 1: like a leg emoji or anything. I thought I was
Speaker 1: hoping for a little out here. You know, no promises
Speaker 1: here because of the whole spread the legs comment. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't make any guarantees. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: song and we'll come back and we'll call Twixie for
Speaker 1: you and get you your second date update. Okay, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, hold on, if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update, we're on the phone
Speaker 1: with a guy named Kenny. And Kenny, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you, man, from what I heard in
Speaker 1: the first part of this call, you sound like you
Speaker 1: work out. Am I right? I'm pretty healthy? Look at
Speaker 1: that you hear that, You just hear the testosterone in
Speaker 1: his boyfriend. What part of your body am I thinking
Speaker 1: about right now, Kenny, arm It's the quads, Then it
Speaker 1: was the traps after that. That's okay. I'm still impressed
Speaker 1: with you. Thanks man. I mean they went to coffee.
Speaker 1: How did you get working out out of any of it.
Speaker 1: How did you not first thing that I heard it
Speaker 1: was like a coffee day he met her at the
Speaker 1: apartment Okay, well, yeah, so Kenny did meet a girl
Speaker 1: probably after he finished working out, who lives in his
Speaker 1: apartment building. And this girl's name is Twixie. They got
Speaker 1: coffee together one morning. He learned she has a calligraphy
Speaker 1: business and makes her own jams. But there was an
Speaker 1: awkward moment the next day when he saw her outside
Speaker 1: and he meant to say something cool and casual, like
Speaker 1: I just came out here to stretch my legs, which
Speaker 1: is so cool but cool terms, Yeah, but instead that
Speaker 1: came out I came out here to spread your legs, oh,
Speaker 1: which not good. Yeah. Probably it probably would have worked
Speaker 1: on me, but Twixie didn't have the same reaction, and
Speaker 1: she's not responded to his text after. Oh that's just
Speaker 1: not as true. So now Kenny's worried he may never
Speaker 1: get to taste twixie sweet sweet jams. Why are you
Speaker 1: so weird? Bro? That's just that's a true thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. But like that, Kenny, have you apologized over
Speaker 1: text again for the miss speaking? Noah, I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't want to pop on it. Yeah, I just kind
Speaker 1: of played it off like it was a joke and
Speaker 1: I didn't mention it again. But you know, it's bothering
Speaker 1: me out because I really liked this girl, you know, like,
Speaker 1: and you haven't run into her at all of the
Speaker 1: apartment building since this incident. I've been looking for opportunities too,
Speaker 1: and I just haven't seen her. She's avoiding you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think for sure. Yeah, well, let's call Twixie right
Speaker 1: now and then afterwards we'll compare workout routines. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: you got it, all right, but first let's handle this.
Speaker 1: We're Inbow the number. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Twixie please? Yeah? What is it her? Hi, Twixie.
Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, and I've got a hankering for some
Speaker 1: mixed berry preserves. I've heard you're my gal. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: he's not a little confused. I take it you don't
Speaker 1: sell your jam on the regular, Twixie. No it, Joe. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. Yeah. So, um, we're calling because
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second date update. Basically, a
Speaker 1: friend of our show emailed us about you. A guy
Speaker 1: who lives in your building. His name's Kenny. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a long. Oh they're not in a good way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you remember him, Twixie? Yeah, I remember Kenny. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Kenny remembers you too. He told us about spending time
Speaker 1: with you at the coffee shop. How was that for you?
Speaker 1: Oh he said that. Yeah, he told us all about
Speaker 1: hanging out with you and he really had a good time.
Speaker 1: But he's wondering why you're not calling him back. Interesting. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah we had coffee. Did you count that as a date? Um?
Speaker 1: It was sort of like not a date, but sort
Speaker 1: of date like yeah, the pre date almost like a
Speaker 1: kid Yeah yeah, I mean her dog was there, so
Speaker 1: it was like a third wheel was a long So
Speaker 1: it's not like a true first date anyway. It See,
Speaker 1: we know a lot about you, Twixie. Yeah. Um, is
Speaker 1: that all he told you? Well, that's not all he
Speaker 1: told us. He also told us about an embarrassing interaction
Speaker 1: he had with you the following day where he came
Speaker 1: out and he fumbled his words. Oh so he told
Speaker 1: you what he what he said? Okay, oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he's worried about that. Is that the reason that
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. Were you just not attracted
Speaker 1: to him or something? No? You know, so I did
Speaker 1: think he was cute, and I, you know, I had
Speaker 1: a good time on the coffee date, but afterwards I
Speaker 1: realized not, I don't really know a lot about this guy,
Speaker 1: and I happen to be friends with our property manager. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I, you know, did what any girl would do.
Speaker 1: I just said, hey, you know, do you know this
Speaker 1: guy had an impromptu coffee date with him? And my
Speaker 1: friend was like, yeah, well he seems like an okay guy,
Speaker 1: but he had a weird request and I was like,
Speaker 1: well what was that? And my friend was like, so
Speaker 1: he requested to bring two large freezers into his apartment,
Speaker 1: the ones that where the lid opens up. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: people put him in their garage. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: why would you have two in your apartment? You have
Speaker 1: one of those when you're a family of five, a
Speaker 1: family is six and you go to Costco a lot
Speaker 1: r exactly. Not when you're living by yourself in a
Speaker 1: one bedroom. If you just went through a breakup and
Speaker 1: you're really sad, you need a place to put all
Speaker 1: the ice creams lets up cos Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: I don't know why would this guy need it. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I asked my friends. They said it
Speaker 1: was none of their business, so they just approved it.
Speaker 1: They approved it. He has two chess freezers, so I
Speaker 1: don't understand the why you're not calling him back because
Speaker 1: he has freezers. That's weird to me. At the risk
Speaker 1: of down in corny, like, I don't know, maybe he's
Speaker 1: a murderer. I will say, chess freezers do always give
Speaker 1: out the vibe that there's a body in there, even
Speaker 1: if it's somebody's in the garage you're okay, you're worried
Speaker 1: that maybe he's a secret murder And that's why he
Speaker 1: asked the apartment building to bring in chess freezers. That's
Speaker 1: just what came to mind. I think most girls would
Speaker 1: take that. I mean I kind of had a knee
Speaker 1: jerk reaction too. And I heard two freezers in like
Speaker 1: a one bedroom apartment. Yeah, it freaks me out for
Speaker 1: some reason. Yes, it's not logical, and I've probably watched
Speaker 1: too many bad movies, but it just seems real strange. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know why he would need them either. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should just ask Kenny. I think so. Kenny you're
Speaker 1: murdering people, put him in your freezer. They usually say
Speaker 1: yes when you ask someone no, it's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Why would you even ask the manager about me?
Speaker 1: What is going on? He's got on the phone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: cold about you. Yeah, that's how these second date updates work, Twixtie.
Speaker 1: We should have told you that Kenny's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this whole time. Yeah, oh my god, no, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, well obviously you're not responding to me, so
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what, you know, how I
Speaker 1: can save this thing. But I mean, I think it's
Speaker 1: gone a little far now that you're you know, you're
Speaker 1: making assumptions about me murdering people, and you know, asking
Speaker 1: the property manager about me. Why is that what you're
Speaker 1: focusing on when you should be explaining why you have
Speaker 1: two freezers if you really have to know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I definitely use one of them because I'm a cow
Speaker 1: crowding app. You know. It's for meat, Yeah, human meat.
Speaker 1: Human human meat is in there. Oh, it's like beef
Speaker 1: and chicken and pork or whatever, you know, whatever I
Speaker 1: feel like eating, I store it. So wait, Twixtie, do
Speaker 1: you believe them you think it's the freezers for meat.
Speaker 1: You know, it seems really convenient. Now I'm saying, is
Speaker 1: a freezer full of meat. I don't understand why I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to believe him. I want to be left. I
Speaker 1: would invite you immediately to come upstairs and look at
Speaker 1: my meat. That did not help her case, Kenny. I
Speaker 1: thought it was pretty I mean, you know, look at
Speaker 1: the freezer. Let meat in the freezer. Yeah, yeah, come
Speaker 1: up a single woman to my apartment. Okay, so well,
Speaker 1: you said one freezer is full of meat. What's the
Speaker 1: second freezer for? Then? Yeah? I do this thing called cryotherapy.
Speaker 1: You know, it helps me with training and so forth. Wait,
Speaker 1: what home cryotherapy? You're you got a chess freezer to
Speaker 1: sit in an ice bath? Isn't that what cryotherapy is.
Speaker 1: It's not a bath. It's like really cold temperatures that
Speaker 1: you like stand in. Yeah, for a certain amount of time. Dude,
Speaker 1: it is really dangerous to get inside. A chesszer doesn't
Speaker 1: lock from the outside. I asked my doctor and he
Speaker 1: said it was totally cool. It was actually helped my performance.
Speaker 1: A doctor told you to do this, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: a guy I know online that said it and I
Speaker 1: just wrapped my body in gauze and get in it. Oh,
Speaker 1: an online doctor told you freezer make sense? Yeah, now
Speaker 1: you're totally good. I don't know why I even doubted you.
Speaker 1: But why do you have to wrap yourself in gauze?
Speaker 1: That's the proper protocol for cryotherapy, probably so you don't
Speaker 1: get freezer burn? Yeah, but you're sitting in a chess freezer.
Speaker 1: You don't close the lid, right, Yeah, I close it
Speaker 1: to get the full effect. Why. Hey, I just want
Speaker 1: to know who's the guy in the back laughing at me?
Speaker 1: Like all the time. He laughs at everything. Don't worry
Speaker 1: so so Twixie. Now we know that one of his
Speaker 1: giant freezers is used to store a bunch of meat,
Speaker 1: and the other one he uses to do some home
Speaker 1: cryotherapy on himself. That does that work for you? No,
Speaker 1: that's almost weirder to me. Oh, you prefer that he
Speaker 1: was a murderer again. Now she got with the frozen
Speaker 1: body parts. No, too strange. I'm not interested at all. Oh,
Speaker 1: hold on, before you start throwing out crazy things like that,
Speaker 1: I just have to ask you first, crazy, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Kenny? We'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. We'll supply the ice so you guys can
Speaker 1: cry oh, freeze together. He can show is no oh
Speaker 1: soccer got women. Women just do not accept anything from
Speaker 1: men these days. Just so judging Kenny. This is not
Speaker 1: a DIY operation. Okay, you need to stop doing that
Speaker 1: and go to an actual cryotherapy whatever they are called.
Speaker 1: Why I invested all this money so you do it
Speaker 1: at home. It's like you're gonna go channing in the oven. No, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: make fun of me, it's all right. No, no, we're
Speaker 1: worrying about your safety. Yeah. Just make sure it doesn't lock.
Speaker 1: That's all. Oh my god. So okay, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Kenny's no second date with Twixie there. Do you feel
Speaker 1: bad for Kenny? It's not fair to judge people like that.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, bro It's something I do for my top,
Speaker 1: you know, for training. I'll come line the freezer with
Speaker 1: you sometimes, Kenny, You and me, okay, thanks Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,