1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: Little mouse Speak. 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 3: Got a text into seven eighty five nine two that says, 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 3: one of my favorite things to do in life is 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 3: sniff my armpits after a long run. I'll sit there 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 3: and smell myself for hours before I jump into the shower. Brook, 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 3: I don't understand why you're sending in suppose before the listeners. 9 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 3: You know, but if anybody does have a confession they'd 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 3: like to air out, make sure you. 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: Test it out. Yeah, tear it out. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 3: We might be in touch with you to have you 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,639 Speaker 3: on the show, or Brook might want to come over 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 3: and smell your pits to see who's staining a stronger compare. 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 3: It's hard to beat her. But right now we have 16 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 3: a listener on the phone who I hear has a 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 3: really epic revenge story that she wants to get off 18 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 3: her chest. She's chosen the fake name Stephanie. Stephanie. How 19 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 3: you doing? 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 4: I'm doing all right? How are you? Gay man? 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: You found the right place to share a revenge story 22 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: and some fans the revenge word. 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 3: We're all like, yeah, let's go. The voice changer is on. 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 3: You are now the mass speaker and the mustiness in 25 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,839 Speaker 3: the room. Is that an all time high? Whenever you're ready, 26 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 3: go ahead, tell us your confession. 27 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: Everyone. 28 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 4: Everyone's smelling everyone's arm. 29 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 2: Pick just smelling mind not on purpose, it just top is. 30 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: We're ready for your confession here, Stephanie, go ahead. 31 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 4: Okay. So I was dating this guy. This was several 32 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 4: years ago, but we were dating and I was in 33 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 4: between jobs, and I was having a really rough time. 34 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 4: You know, I was that kind of a low point totally. 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 2: It could be so scary and so stressful. 36 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 3: Some of us are at a low point while we're 37 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 3: still employed. 38 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 4: So right, so like I'm already having all these issues. 39 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 4: I'm trying to find a job, you know, there's no 40 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 4: lot and he cheats on me. 41 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: Oh or at least that's when you found out, because 42 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: you had time off of work to just come on. 43 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 3: Was it unwarranted or did you kind of deserve it? 44 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 4: I definitely didn't deserve it. Like I was cleaning that 45 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 4: we lived together, like it was a whole thing. 46 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 47 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 4: Right, So then I kicked him out. He begged me 48 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 4: to take him back, and like I thought about it, 49 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 4: I'm like, well, we've been together for a long time. No, 50 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 4: I know, and I did. I you know, I was like, 51 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:16,920 Speaker 4: how am I going to pay the rent? You know? 52 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 4: I feel that, but you know I really cared about him, 53 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 4: and I was like, okay, and. 54 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 2: You want the person to feel bad and want you back. 55 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 2: It is like a converstion you feeling it is. 56 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it obviously didn't work out because he's still your ex. 57 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 4: But right, so here's the thing. I said, I would 58 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 4: take him back, he could move back in, and he 59 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 4: ghosted me. No, wouldn't text me, wouldn't call me. 60 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 61 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 3: Also, it's like he wanted the last words. So once 62 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 3: you take him back, he was. 63 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 2: Like, wow, oh I hate him? 64 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 4: Why do you? 65 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,399 Speaker 3: I want to hear how you got revenge? 66 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 4: Okay. So that's a lot of stuff to go through. 67 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 4: So it's like it's horrible, but I'm like, what's the 68 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 4: worst thing I can do? Murder? 69 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 3: Sorry, maybe one step above that. 70 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe not quite that bad? 71 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay. 72 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 4: But he loved his job, and of course I knew 73 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 4: where he worked, so I applied for a low level 74 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 4: corporate position. It's it's a big company, and I don't 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 4: want to like say what company it is, because I 76 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 4: still work there. Actually at his job. 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 78 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: But here's the thing though, it's a big company, so 79 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: it's like, what's the revenge he has to see you? 80 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: I mean I feel like it would hurt you more 81 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: that you had to see him all the job. 82 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 4: Well, there's the thing. When I got the job, he 83 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 4: had no clue because it's two separate buildings, two complete 84 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 4: different areas. 85 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 3: By the way, congrats it that you're so qualified that 86 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 3: you could just go college education. Just decide. I think 87 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 3: I'm going to be corporate. Ye that's cool, even low 88 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 3: level corporate. 89 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 90 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 4: So I get the job, I work my way up, 91 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 4: and I finally get into HR and three years later, what, oh. 92 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 3: My gosh, damn, this is a long played. 93 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 4: Very cold Evidently they called me in for a meeting 94 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 4: because they were going to be downsizing. 95 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: Oh I've never heard anybody say they're going to be 96 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: downsizing with such joy. Yea, even with a masked voice, 97 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 3: I could hear it coming through. 98 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: It's like for three years you were waiting for your 99 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: opportunity and then finally it was served on a silver platters. 100 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 4: Yes, because of course they asked what positions do you 101 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 4: think that we don't need? Like where can we scale back, 102 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 4: and I didn't tell anyone that I knew him, that 103 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 4: we dated like nothing, because we never saw each other, 104 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 4: so you know, it never came up. 105 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 2: You would get in a huge amount of trouble. 106 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: You can't fire somebody because of your own personal vendetta. 107 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 3: That's true, But if you've been there for three years, 108 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 3: it's different. If it's like first day. 109 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 2: By the way, I have some changes. 110 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 3: I want to make and Brook it actually sounds like 111 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 3: you can do exactly that, because was that what happened if. 112 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,840 Speaker 2: They would have found out? 113 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, So they asked me who we could get rid 114 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 4: of it. I was like, well, I mean he's been 115 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 4: kind of follow Oh my god, sorry I didn't. I 116 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 4: didn't mean to say his name. 117 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 3: Oh okay, no, okay, well we'll bleep that out. We'll blee'. 118 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 2: Sorry. 119 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, you said your ex boyfriend's name. 120 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and you got him canned. 121 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 4: I got him canned in my life? 122 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: Can I ask, do you know who got to deliver 123 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: the news to him? Because I'm sure you wanted. 124 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 4: To be there, so actually I got to send the email? 125 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: No, no, are you kidding me? 126 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 4: Not kidding? 127 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 3: Remember me? You clean your desk? 128 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 2: It feels so good. It's crazy. Did he reply? Did 129 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 2: he know it was you? 130 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 4: He tried to reply, but I just didn't reply to 131 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 4: any of the emails. I didn't even read them. I 132 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 4: was like, no, who's getting gasted now? 133 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: I feel like, who's getting served lawsuit papers by our friends? 134 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,799 Speaker 3: Just give it a few weeks and guess who's applying 135 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 3: to be upper corporate management And he's gonna get above you. 136 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 2: You guys gonna be president. 137 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 3: Just firing each other back and forth till you take over. 138 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 3: That really juicy, man? 139 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 2: Do you feel better now? Are we over it? Finally? 140 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 2: Because I feel like you sat with this for a 141 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,159 Speaker 2: long time. 142 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,159 Speaker 4: I really did. And you know what, that vindication was 143 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 4: so sweet? 144 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 2: Okay, exactly? 145 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, I got this. I got the job, and I 146 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 4: got rid of my ex section. 147 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 3: The seven eighty five Nights. Who if you have a 148 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 3: confession you've been holding on to, We'll hide your identity, 149 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 3: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker. 150 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:42,799 Speaker 3: Phone taps coming up next 151 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.