WEBVTT - Francine reads her dirty DMs sent from fans 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:31.280 All right, love, I love your studio. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.000 I know now, my Chad, And every single time we 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:37.240 sit down in the eyes of her studio, I en 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:41.440 joined by the host of Eyes of here. It is 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:44.680 the one and only Queen of Extreme and Queen. Today 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.640 as we sit down to record, we're switching it up 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.440 a little bit, but going back to an old favorite. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:57.000 We are digging in your private d ms. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:03.560 Yeah, for the longest time, I couldn't get to fandems 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.400 and I was like, what's going on with my phone? 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.120 There was no button for it? Da da da. And 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.600 then I went into settings and I realized I had 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.680 everything turned off. So I went and I turned them 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:20.600 back on and the box got full, and yeah, there's 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:25.200 some doozies in here. So I, you know, as vulgar 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:29.399 as I. I mean, I'm not a vulgar person unless 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:33.680 I get really pissed off somebody, but these are vulgar. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:37.280 So I need to think of a like different wording 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.800 for certain things which might not come off as great. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.320 But you, I think you'll get my drift. I don't 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.800 want to get demonetized or in trouble with iHeart er 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.520 YouTube or anybody that were We might show this on 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.840 or play this song. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.440 So a lot of a lot of f's and s's 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.440 and a's and poopies. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.640 There's a lot of different things going. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:03.080 Let's a little bit of context to go backwards. This 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.560 is I think we had to have done this for 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:10.359 the first time in twenty twenty, maybe twenty nineteen or 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.960 twenty twenty. It was for Patreon, So it was for Patreon, Yeah, 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.520 way back in the day, and you just said I 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.680 have an idea, I want to dig into my DMS. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.880 I mean, I think this could be interesting. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:27.640 And it was so eye popping at the time that 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.040 other people started to dig into their their I don't know, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:35.120 they're undetected dms. And we've gone back to it a 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.119 couple of times and each time it's just like jaw 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:41.920 dropping to see what you come up with. And unfortunately, folks, 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.160 this is what people in the public eye have to 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.600 deal with. When some people have a little bit of 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:51.280 courage to just click that message button and type away. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:55.160 These guys don't care. And I mean I think if 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.120 they think these are good pickup lines and that the 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.280 girls are going to drop their painties and come run 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:04.560 into them, they are insane. Because some of these things 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.320 I'm reading them, and I'm just like, really, you know, 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.760 I've never I've never made it a secret that I'm 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:14.480 married and have kids and you know, stuff like that. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.559 You would think people would be a little more respectful 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:21.880 toward but they're not. And I mean, if you don't 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:26.079 shoot your shot, you'll never make the basket. So I 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.200 agree with shooting your shot, but there's a way to 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:32.080 do it. And charming is not one of the words 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.560 I would use for these gentlemen. And I would love 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.920 to call them out and say they're user names, but 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.280 I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.360 read them and you know who you are, so that 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:47.760 in mind. But my phone is charging, so I wrote 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:52.640 them down on a piece of paper, and yeah, so 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.800 I'll just I'll just read off the paper and I 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.480 will I don't know which words I'm allowed to say 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.880 and which I shouldn't, and I don't want you to 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.560 have to use this center button fifty million times. So 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:09.960 I mean, I'm just gonna read them. I'm just gonna 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:15.520 read them and use my best judgment. Here pace myself. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.040 Did you say I said brace yourself? 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.560 Yeah, you guys got to brace yourselves. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.360 I am a cringe factors. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.080 Yeah, these are, you know, nasty, But let's uh, let's 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:30.360 go to the first one from a lovely young gentleman, 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.480 because when they send them to me, I also will 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.520 click on their profiles to see what's going on. And 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:42.080 this guy was pretty young. So while I'm flattered, I'm 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.320 grossed down a little bit so by all these. But 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:50.560 first guy says, do you like to give head? Question mark? 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.240 I would like getting head from a beautiful girl such 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:58.000 as yourself. What would it take to make this happen? Now, 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:03.680 let's dissect this if you will. Okay, you know, calling 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.640 me a beautiful girl was a nice touch. I appreciate it. Girl. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.240 I like the word girl. You know, girl makes me 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.280 feel a little younger, makes me feel kind of, you know, special. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.760 But to be so bold as they asked a question 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:23.520 like that, I mean, just do you really think? Well, yes, 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.359 I do. Where can we meet? I would love to 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:31.360 show you my technique. I mean, seriously, what makes anybody 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:35.159 think that this is acceptable to send to somebody, especially 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:39.240 someone they don't even know? Is this the way to 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:39.640 get late? 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.400 No, and to go? It's so blunt as to say 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:44.159 to give head? 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.120 Come up? I mean there's several ways to put it, 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.600 and I hope we don't get demonetized for that and 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.800 if you think we will just bleep it out or 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.080 I don't know, but that's I mean, that was the 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.480 first one I saw and I was just like, so 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.760 he gives a compliment, but then he just he just 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:08.839 ruins everything. So that's gonna be no hard point. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:10.559 Al Snow could have been al Snow. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:15.200 Uh, maybe he was trying to use a pun an 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:21.440 ECW pun. I don't know is that a pun? I 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.880 don't I don't even know. Did I use that correctly? Anyway, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.000 it's just a hard pass from me. I just I 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.200 don't think this is a good opening line. I think 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.080 if you started with your beautiful girl, how you doing 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:38.120 lead up to it? Like for future reference, Like I'd 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:42.160 still say no, But there's a way to go about things. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:48.200 So you know, uh, that user didn't get a response. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:50.960 You wouldn't even do that in a bar, you know 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:51.440 what I mean? 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.720 Like, I mean maybe un yeah, yeah, I think so. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.039 Well at bars these days, guys just go up to 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.279 girls and put their hand down their pants. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.040 True, terrible. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:02.800 I would die. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.280 Or you just show your phone and be like this 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:06.640 is what you have to see later. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:10.840 Oh yeah, all right. The good part about it is 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:14.320 he didn't send you know, the infamous d pict which 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.040 true been the cherry on the on the top of 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.680 the Sunday for me. But no, thank you. All right, 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:28.280 moving on the next guy. This is original. I've never 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:32.240 had this said to me before. Please make me your toilet. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:36.400 I think that that. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:46.400 Oh yeah, okay, I think that that's pretty blunt too. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.040 I think that's getting right to the point. 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.120 Is that a good one. 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:51.640 That's a good one. Okay. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.080 Should I run right to him with open arms? 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:59.720 That's that's that's something else. Okay again an opening line 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.720 to get straight to the point. And again that's something 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:03.320 I would. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:07.520 Write to my you know, favorite superstar of uh you know, 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.440 of my wrestling fandom. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:13.480 But I guess I never thought that way. That's incredible. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:18.920 So I look at his picture. He was an older gentleman, 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:24.040 not old like old old, but you know up there okay, 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.480 And I thought to myself, I mean, this could mean 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.200 several things, right, I don't know exactly what he's asking 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.560 of me. And for fun, should I write him back 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.240 and say what do you mean? But I didn't. I don't. 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.120 Let's let's just say I don't answer any of these. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.280 Just want to make that clear to you. I never 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:52.800 respond to any of these. But this one I was 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.680 a little curious. I'm like, what does that? Am? I naive? 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:00.400 Like what what exactly is he asking me to do? 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:04.240 Or is does he want to do? Make me your toilet? 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.720 So that's the key, like is that? 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.800 Yeah, there's no specification to number one or number two? 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.600 I don't understated, I don't know. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.040 I mean, well, sometimes you just get on it and 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:20.120 there's nothing that comes out, so you know, maybe it's 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.559 just pure constipation. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.360 Yeah, so like you know, you sit there, should I 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:29.160 just sit there with my phone, just. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.760 Scroll rolling, pretend that you're reading your DMS. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:35.520 He's just kind of waiting for something to happen. Sorry, buddy. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.160 In this world, we're taught now that everybody's kind of 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.280 into their own thing. But again, to write this to 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:46.520 another person that you don't already have some sort of 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:53.000 established common relationship with is just mind boggling nothing nothing. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:57.760 So uh, yeah, I thought that was pretty pretty creative 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:58.280 right there. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:13.400 This next one, it's it was. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.280 A guy in France. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.160 Okay, wait, I've already covered I thought we already covered 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:18.600 the wee week. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.440 No, no, no, he's from France and he has the 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.160 same last name as me and my maiden me, which 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:30.720 was Fury. Okay, so he says, Hey, I think we 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:34.400 might be cousins. I really hope not, because I always 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:43.240 wanted to f an American. So maybe he's twenty three 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.679 and may or something and look me up to see 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:49.280 if we're actually related, because if we're not, he's gonna 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.520 come to America and we're gonna have relations. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:58.199 Okay, it is mine cousin, uh, cousin Francois. 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:01.600 I mean, you know, I really hope that we're not related, 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.600 he says. And I don't know his name. His user 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:10.000 name was one of those like like uh Jim one 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.880 two seven, yeah kind of thing. But I guess it's 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.959 Jim Fournier because we have the same last name. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:21.040 Yeah, so you know it's not Pierre. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.520 No, it wasn't like a fancy French name. It was 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:28.280 like Jim and then the numbers and then but you know, 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.040 he's He's Fournier. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.400 So I don't know, what are what are the odds 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.960 maybe I'll come to America and use you as toilette. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.160 As a toilet I don't know. Adet is a French. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.760 Did they have Bede in front of France. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:47.200 I don't know. I just thought that was a that's 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:48.640 an interesting one, right. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.200 You know, if you have some remaining family members in 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.880 the in the France era, I know they're not using 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.520 their the d ms for ill disguise. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.160 I'm pretty sure I'm French Canadian and not like straight 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:10.439 up French like France French. So I I don't know, 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:18.640 but I just I just found this to be very odd. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.400 As a French sympathizer. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:24.040 Whatever. Okay, moving on this next one. You would be 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:25.640 effable even if you were dead. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:32.640 Oh Jesus, Okay, is that a compliment? I think it's 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:34.360 it's just to the point. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.319 It's I think it's a compliment, you know, Like. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.079 I think a lot of people think when you get 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.320 d ms that you're just gonna get these like long 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.200 soliloquies and these stories. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.120 Of their lives and this and that. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:51.760 But these are just like thoughts to the point like yeah, 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:53.400 effable till death. 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.719 Okay, all right, I guess. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.599 I think it's a compliment, but it's again, it's a 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.480 little I don't think that's the. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.920 Way to go to pick them, you know, because odds 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.480 are if this person was in real life, they probably 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.440 wouldn't even make eye contact with you if you were 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:11.360 standing in front of them. 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.679 You know, I don't know. And he didn't have a picture. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.680 He's one of those dudes that didn't have a picture. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.520 An see what he looked like or what anime character? 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.440 Nothing, no picture? 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:25.480 So weird. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:30.160 Yeah, so I was just like, Okay, I'll take it 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:30.880 as a compliment. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:35.520 I mean, when I send an interview request to somebody professionally, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:40.320 I feel weird. Yeah, I mean, this is like more 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:44.080 blood and normal talk. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.040 I feel like sometimes I feel like, oh, did I 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.000 say the wrong thing? That's definitely saying the wrong thing, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.000 you know. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.040 Oh my good. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:59.160 So I don't know, but yeah, I'll take it as 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:05.079 a compliment. Here's a good one. Uh this was from 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:11.000 a younger gentleman as well. I'd say it was about thirty. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:13.840 Do you want me to take your period away from 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:21.800 you for nine months? So he wants me to have 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:29.200 his baby. I suppose, Hey, you know, I mean. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:34.800 You know that's uh, hey, that's love, creative, that's love. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:36.960 I think he's in love with me. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.240 I've never heard him phrase that way. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:44.640 At least I could be his mother. But you know, 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:49.000 I am a cougar. The young boys did me. What 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:49.600 can I say? 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:50.800 Yeah? 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.440 You know, but creative, right, you think? 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:54.960 Yes? 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.520 How about this one? This guy had a picture of 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.239 a flower. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:04.360 Oh it was very sweet, right, yes, So. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.640 We asked, can I use your thighs as ear muffs? 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:16.400 I'm serious, I'm serious. It must be cold where he lives. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:21.480 Maybe he lives up north, Maybe he's Antarctica. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:26.320 Maybe that's those French Canadians that related to way deep 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:26.920 up there. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:31.240 In uh uh Danuitch or Inuits or wherever those deep 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.480 cold parts of Canada. 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.800 Or Maine or Rhode Island gets cold up there. You know, 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:37.960 I don't know. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.960 Where are your thighs is ear muffs? 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:45.160 I was like, I don't know. I'll get back to 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:48.240 you now. I want him to be warm. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.240 So they like to be smothered, I suppose so. So 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.120 the freak factor is flying pretty high with a lot 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:55.840 of these guys. 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:59.000 You know, I mean I've had them turned off. I've 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.960 had them turned off for along that they had time 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:04.920 to get creative. So pretty good ones. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.200 What do you think it is about people though, that 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.000 now they're just so like is it the anonymity that 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.560 gives people the balls essentially, it can be so you know, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.480 like just out there with their their you know, inner kink. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:24.520 Yeah, I think so, you know, because like I said, 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:28.040 I can't really call them out. You don't know if 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.920 they're using their real names. I mean, you could put 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:31.840 up their username and everybody can go look at their 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.720 profile and then I guess tag them and call them 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.040 a weirdo or whatever. But I'm not going to do 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.600 stuff like that. But I mean just to go look 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:43.120 like at his picture of a flower. I don't know 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:47.040 who I'm I'm talking about, you know what I mean, 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.800 or talking to you rather or whatever. So again, I 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:56.560 would never answer anybody, but I just find it it's 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:00.680 just bold, you know, it's it's very bold and ballsy. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:07.000 And you have to think it's not Bill Smith, you know, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.600 twelve and Bill or Bulls Fan, you know John. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:11.920 I don't. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.280 I don't know who they are, but I think this 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.680 way too. Are they married or do they have girlfriends 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:23.160 and they're looking for side action and they think, oh, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.760 let's try it with like a public figure. Why not 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:32.160 because maybe somebody will jump at it. But I'll tell 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.679 you what, Like looking at somebody's profile, you would want 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:36.119 to see like a hot eye. You don't want to 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:39.520 see a picture of a flower. Yeah, you know what 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:43.800 I mean. Yeah, it's weird. It's just it's bold and 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:44.479 it's weird. 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:50.720 I guess for that one slim chance that somebody responds 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.040 and somebody, you know, gives them that. 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:57.280 Little bit of agulation or whatever they're looking for. 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:03.639 Well, you know, I swear I read a story about 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:08.080 Rob Low marrying a fan who sent him her panties 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.080 and he's still married to her to this day. I 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.040 swear I've read that story about him. She sent him 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.080 a fan letter, mailed him a pair of her panties, 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.760 and he married her. So you never know. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:23.520 I Don'm not familiar with that. 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:30.840 That's why that story is in my head. Rob, are 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:31.600 you looking it up? 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:36.159 I'm just just typed in Low panties. Oh man, so 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.560 much weird stuff comes up. I can't go into that now. 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.040 I mean, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I have the star 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:45.680 mixed up. But you know, you never know. You got 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:50.320 to meet people somehow, some way, So shoot your shot. 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:54.800 I have two more. Okay, I'm gonna save the best 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.560 for last. Well, no, they're they're both of them are 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:01.800 pretty good. Okay, I'll read this one and then i'll 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:07.080 do the last one last. This guy says. This guy 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:10.800 looked like, I don't know, mid forties. He had a 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.800 picture up. Not a bad looking guy, you know, normal 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:17.800 looking guy. Will you please mail me a box of 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:22.359 your toenail clippings. I'd be happy to pay whatever you 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:27.000 like for them. I'd be honored to chew them. 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:30.159 I got nothing. That's disgusting. 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:34.280 How much you charge him? 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.320 Oh my god, I mean I almost like give the 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:39.400 toilet guy a pass. 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:47.240 Oh my god, that guys go, oh my god, myself. 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.200 These girls, like the partner jar lady, remember we talked 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:54.840 about her one year she was fartner. There's women that 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:57.720 will do this kind of stuff. I would never I mean, 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:02.280 that's that's this is just too much. But it tonail clippings. 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:06.840 Ah, what do you even charge for that? 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:12.600 Like a grand I don't know. You clip your dogs 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:13.600 and then mail them. 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:19.520 Probably know the difference. Oh, probably a connoisseur. 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:24.200 Oh my god, so funny. Oh yeah, good one, right? 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:28.879 This and and this? Okay, I have one more because 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:31.560 this is just ridiculous. So we'll do another part another 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:36.960 day because I'm sure I'll get more this one's a 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:41.879 little a little vulgar, and then it gets really lighthearted. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:48.960 Oh jeez, all right, hey baby, why don't you come over, 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:56.359 Hey baby, why don't you come. 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.200 Over and give me a good sucking with that mouth 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:02.280 of yours. Here's my snapchat and then sent me a 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:12.800 rickroll link Rick Athley. 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.439 I mean, at least in twenty twenty four, rick rolling 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.320 is still it's still a still still a thing. 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:24.960 I think I got rickrolled. I think I got Rick rolled. 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:29.080 By an updated version of Never Gonna Give You Up 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:31.040 and it was just the old version of it. 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.359 I think I got rickrolled by that. Well that's my 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:34.840 d M. 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:36.240 How about that. 0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:39.240 That's incredible. I mean, that's that's something. 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:39.600 Wow. 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.199 He started off vulgar, but then it was kind of 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:45.120 like made me. He made me chuckle, was like, what 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:46.920 pretty funny? 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:48.280 There you go? 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:52.040 There you I don't know, Oh man, I don't even 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:55.000 know where to start, Like who's what do you what 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:56.520 kind of feedback do you want? 0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:57.720 You know? 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:01.359 Like, how do you recap that most of the people 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:04.439 who listen to me are men? So how many of 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:11.920 you have sent a female something like I just read? 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:18.040 And if you did, what is wrong with you? How ballsy, 0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:18.439 are you? 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:19.280 Yeah? 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:22.080 Did you think there was a connection with somebody so 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:26.119 you sent them that message and ended up in that 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:30.040 spam box and never heard anything and are getting that 0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:31.480 on a podcast somewhere. 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:34.600 Yeah, I mean, I will tell you. There are gentlemen 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:38.880 that DM me and they are very sweet. One guy 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:42.440 just kept sending pictures of me to me and I 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.760 had to block them because my thing kept ding ding 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:46.440 and it was a picture of me, a picture of me, 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:48.520 a picture me, And I'm like, what is the point 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:50.760 of this? So I blocked him because he wouldn't stop. 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:53.760 Like twenty pictures came in and I had to block them. 0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:57.879 He just wouldn't stop. But some are very sweet. Some 0:22:57.920 --> 0:22:59.639 are like, you know, I admire your work, I love 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:02.920 Genie w you look great, blah blah blah. And then 0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:06.399 you get these and it's just like the complete opposite 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:08.120 of the nice guy. 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:11.640 It's the vulgar guy complete. 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:14.520 So I don't know, I just thought i'd share some 0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:19.840 good ones with you, and yeah, that's that. 0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:21.160 I love it. 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:24.040 Yeah, you should check your chat and see if you 0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:26.080 have then crazy dms in there. 0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:30.440 When I had Facebook, there was always weird ones from women, 0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:35.240 just from random people. There was always random. 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:38.680 Crab tell me the weirdest one you remember. I don't remember. 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:41.639 I just remember always seeing weird people that would pop up. 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.000 But there always It's more like the sales ship. 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:44.639 Than it is anything. 0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:47.359 I'm out of its crazy stuff like you know, not 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:51.400 like you, but it's just always, you know, random funny stuff. 0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:53.400 I did see in my Gmail. 0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:55.320 I had some funny spam stuff when you you know, 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:58.000