Speaker 1: Hey Scotti, Hi Andrew, Can we talk about something really quick?
Speaker 2: Tell me?
Speaker 1: Why is it that your studio where we record in
Speaker 1: Do people think it's okay to just fart and leave?
Speaker 2: Maybe because they feel like we have lots of fruity
Speaker 2: cereals to cover the stench. I don't know. It doesn't work, No,
Speaker 2: it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Nate I think is the worst defender.
Speaker 2: We're never having him guest on this show.
Speaker 1: Out of everyone on the morning shows, and mind you,
Speaker 1: Greg t has come in here and fart go on.
Speaker 1: Nate has the worst flatulence on the morning show. And
Speaker 1: I want that to be just write it down somewhere,
Speaker 1: let it be etched into history.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Are we recording, yes, an episode here? Yes?
Speaker 1: I just needed to get that said and put on tape.
Speaker 2: Okay, on tape. We are rolling tape on this everybody,
Speaker 2: it's pay old school. Yeah, just for this episode. It's tape.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna splice it when we're done. Welcome to episode nineteen.
Speaker 2: Always not saying numbers anymore? Was that a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I think we should still like track it some because
Speaker 2: nineteen episodes. I mean, that's that's that's successful.
Speaker 1: That's very successful. Yeah, with our thousands of listeners. Actually
Speaker 1: we can say that now.
Speaker 2: Yes we can. But okay, so we're still going to
Speaker 2: say the episode number, but we'll just like we said,
Speaker 2: slipping some bonus once from time to time that will
Speaker 2: be unnumbered.
Speaker 1: And I promise I won't start the podcast next time
Speaker 1: by saying who has the worst parts on the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I like that, because we
Speaker 2: have to like officially start it now, so I guess
Speaker 2: that means we have to play this.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be well, tell you what's there regular.
Speaker 2: The Night of Fancy? I mean, okay, that's enough anyway.
Speaker 2: So here we are, episode nineteen. Now we're gonna start
Speaker 2: this one. If you remember back in episode you know,
Speaker 2: who cares what the numbers were, but it was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, sixteen or something like that. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: weren't quite able to rate Kicks because we had too
Speaker 2: many sweet cereals first, and it was just not fair
Speaker 2: to the corn puffs ruined the taste. Right, So what
Speaker 2: we're gonna do is revisit Kicks. Oh I love it,
Speaker 2: kid tested, aren't approved? Yes. First introduced in nineteen thirty seven,
Speaker 2: Damn Kicks is an old school Cereal Kicks is old,
Speaker 2: so this is like definitely our classic.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I kind of want to play
Speaker 1: the game on the back.
Speaker 2: Ooh, it's baseball.
Speaker 1: I think you literally just throw kicks at it. I
Speaker 1: hope you can, probably right, Kicks is so good. Barry
Speaker 1: Berry Kicks is barry.
Speaker 2: Berry Kicks is my favorite of the Kicks variety.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: However, they only sell them in the store that I
Speaker 2: shop at, in the big family size box, and it's
Speaker 2: really expensive, so unless it ever goes on sale, I'm
Speaker 2: not getting it.
Speaker 1: Oh for guy, thank you for ruining my dream of
Speaker 1: barry Berry Kicks.
Speaker 2: I mean General Mills. If you're listening, we'll take a box.
Speaker 1: Can someone who does something with Cereal send us stuff?
Speaker 1: Please send a spoons a bowl?
Speaker 2: No, we just need Cereal like stuff we haven't tried yet.
Speaker 1: Can we get a milk sponsorship something where Scotty's going broke?
Speaker 2: We're still trying to get Fair Life or a two
Speaker 2: in here. We need milk.
Speaker 1: I'll listen. Here's your ad right here. The taste of
Speaker 1: milk always changes my opinion of Cereal. This milk gets
Speaker 1: five poles from me. Hashtag ad hashtag spon con.
Speaker 2: No, like milk has to get like five utters. Can't
Speaker 2: do bowls? What ters? It's disgusting. That's where milk comes from.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know.
Speaker 2: Four? Are they? Is it always four?
Speaker 1: I mean it's like, do you always have two nipples?
Speaker 2: You can always have a third?
Speaker 1: Odd one? Cows can have an.
Speaker 2: It's four utters. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with cow. You pour the.
Speaker 1: Milk, check the utters. Cow utters?
Speaker 2: Just put how many utters does a cow have?
Speaker 1: I think my version is better.
Speaker 2: Cow. It's utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I quit this podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, here's your kicks?
Speaker 1: Cow utters? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Four four? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh what utters are nasty looking?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They're big long nipples. Yeah, okay, let's eat some kicks. Ready, one?
Speaker 1: Two, three? Fellow shush.
Speaker 2: There's just a touch of sweetness that we didn't taste
Speaker 2: last time because our mouth was full of sugar. Pour
Speaker 2: bowls for healthier cereal. I like it. I love it.
Speaker 2: Poor balls for I started choking a little bit. Scott tested,
Speaker 2: Andrew approved.
Speaker 1: Oh the humor on this podcast. We have to stop.
Speaker 2: I'll go three balls, one spoon, because you know, I
Speaker 2: like sweet. It's good three balls and a spoon is good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: on the scale of five balls, that's not bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get mad at you. I like this.
Speaker 1: Kicks is one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: All right now. Thank you to your mom, Yes, Donna,
Speaker 2: because my kids saw this cereal at the store months ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I was like, I'm paid five bucks for that.
Speaker 1: So oh, she's a big supporter of this podcast. Thanks
Speaker 1: you also to Sandsone Auto Mall. When I was getting
Speaker 1: my car, they stopped me and they were like, hey,
Speaker 1: so we hear you do a cereal podcast. Now have
Speaker 1: you tried these? I saw a whole bunch of them
Speaker 1: in Walmart that we've never tried before.
Speaker 2: Are you just gonna drop names left and right? No
Speaker 2: one is sending us stuff.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Sandzone Auto Mall, I drop into Cereal Savings.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, I don't, okay.
Speaker 2: So anyway, thanks to Andrew's mom. Hey, Donna, right, you
Speaker 2: don't know that song either by the Rhythm Syndicate in
Speaker 2: the late eighties maybe early nineties. Why you want to
Speaker 2: do me like that?
Speaker 1: I probably do.
Speaker 2: Toy Story four from Kelloggs. Yeah, it's cool because it's
Speaker 2: a double box. If you don't like buzz Lightyear. You
Speaker 2: can flip it over and get woody and bo peep. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing, you may I really
Speaker 1: love that branded cereal. Now they don't even say like
Speaker 1: it's Toy Story Berry cereal. Literally like this is toy
Speaker 1: Story four cereal.
Speaker 2: But it stays over here Carnival Berry. But who's reading
Speaker 2: the side me naturally flavored with other natural flavors and
Speaker 2: large to show texture.
Speaker 1: It's just funny that it's just called Toy Story four cereal.
Speaker 2: So I feel like Kellogg's kind of been mailing it
Speaker 2: in lately because every special edition cereal they have it's
Speaker 2: just basically the fruit loop loop with different stuff on it.
Speaker 1: Luccio's Yeah, toy Story four cereals.
Speaker 2: So, I mean they're using the same dye in the factory.
Speaker 2: That's you know, the little circle thing is the dye
Speaker 2: cut thing, and but they're just flavoring them different or
Speaker 2: coloring them different. You gotta come up with some different shapes, you.
Speaker 1: Know, what's cereal? I'm really excited to try one day.
Speaker 1: What alphabets smell this? Actually that smells delicious.
Speaker 2: Carnival Berry.
Speaker 1: Do you think Disney had to say in the taste
Speaker 1: of the cereal, I would say, maybe I feel like
Speaker 1: Disney is that protectively hope.
Speaker 2: So because it was just Biff the intern, then this
Speaker 2: is not going to be good.
Speaker 1: I'm toasted for a Celia. All right, bit, we'll make
Speaker 1: it right away.
Speaker 2: All right, So it smells, it smells delightful. I'll say
Speaker 2: it's not overlease. Oh my god. Do you know what
Speaker 2: someone on Twitter showed me yesterday? What they have? Cotton candy,
Speaker 2: cap and crunch. I want that. Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I want it.
Speaker 2: I don't like First of all, that's artificial everything, and
Speaker 2: I hate artificial, especially cotton candy.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're saying out I can't eat artificial flavors. I
Speaker 1: saw you eat the cream out of a whipped cream
Speaker 1: donut today, So don't talk to me about artificial flavor.
Speaker 2: Whipped cream is whipp cream. There's nothing artificial about it.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 1: What do you think is in whipped cream?
Speaker 2: Fresh cream? Whipped Please?
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you. All right, let's try this
Speaker 1: cereal four Disney tested, BIF approved.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: To be honest.
Speaker 2: The factor you said berry berry kicks I'm now thinking
Speaker 2: berry berry kicks.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it tastes like another cereal we've had before.
Speaker 2: It does something on the strawberry day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what, but I give this Three
Speaker 1: bowls in a spoon not bad. I'm enjoying this.
Speaker 2: I would have this again, all right, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: three bowls in a spoon two. I would have done four,
Speaker 2: but for the shape. They kind of you know, they
Speaker 2: mailed it in. They mailed it in.
Speaker 1: You've got a friend in me toy story for cereal.
Speaker 1: I took inspiration from you on my corny reference.
Speaker 2: I see that this might actually hold. On a second,
Speaker 2: look at this. This might actually be a piece of berry.
Speaker 2: On this one. That's a pretty big chunk, and it
Speaker 2: looks like a strawberry seed. It looks like a strawberry
Speaker 2: seed in the middle of there. It may actually be
Speaker 2: real strawberries. Yeah, right, eat it.
Speaker 1: This cereal is too infinity and beyond with taste.
Speaker 2: We have to go what now?
Speaker 1: You know how I feel when you make references.
Speaker 2: There's paprika extract color, vegetable juice color, I put color.
Speaker 2: There's all kinds of coloring in here. Apparently they're all
Speaker 2: natural turmeric extract color. Okay, so there's lots of spices
Speaker 2: in here. Yeah, why spices? I think they just somehow
Speaker 2: get the color out of the plant.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, so that wasn't too bad. Now it's
Speaker 2: time for the bonus box. Oh boy, I was trying
Speaker 2: to get sound effects for this. I don't know what
Speaker 2: to use.
Speaker 1: Can you just make your own sound effects?
Speaker 2: No? All right, Now I'm looking for a little bit
Speaker 2: of redemption here. Okay, okay, because if you think back
Speaker 2: to the peanut butter explosion episode, uh huh, think back ready?
Speaker 2: Are you thinking a lot of gagging? There was one
Speaker 2: cereal you really didn't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, peanut butter cheerios.
Speaker 2: It was peanut butter chocolate cheerios. Okay, So what I
Speaker 2: brought for you today, Hold on while I go to
Speaker 2: my cereal sack.
Speaker 1: Chocolate cheerios, straight up chocolate cheerios. All right, I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Not chocolate cheerio, chocolate cheerios.
Speaker 1: I'm into it. Okay, Yeah, let's do it. So maybe
Speaker 1: without that nasty peanut butter, I might appreciate the taste.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I've had these at one point, because
Speaker 2: anytime something chocolate comes out. I've had it. Chocolate churios
Speaker 2: have been around for a minute, but I.
Speaker 1: Think it needs marshmallows.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you that I don't think any
Speaker 2: cheerios deserve marshmallows. Cheerios are not like thought of as
Speaker 2: like a sweet, sugary cereal. So I think if you
Speaker 2: put marshmallows and cheerios, it just kind of ruined the
Speaker 2: whole dynamic of cheerios.
Speaker 1: Why you've really thought long and hard about this.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, this is a cereal podcast. We must
Speaker 2: talk about cereal.
Speaker 1: You're forcefully shoving cheerios.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm excited for this one.
Speaker 2: I am cautiously optimistic this is going to be good.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what they taste like, but the fact
Speaker 2: that there's chocolate on them means they'll probably good chocolate
Speaker 2: milk at the end.
Speaker 1: I love it. They're trying to say that it could
Speaker 1: still lower my cholesterol. No, it can't.
Speaker 2: It says it can help.
Speaker 1: Don't lie to me, Cheerio.
Speaker 2: It probably won't help, but it can.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be friends. Don't lie to me and
Speaker 1: tell me that you're healthy.
Speaker 2: It's because of the whole grain, right, you're ready. Good smell,
Speaker 2: and it's made with real cocoa and it's gluten free.
Speaker 1: I like the smell lots of plusest thing. Hmmm.
Speaker 2: Look, at the end of the day, no matter what
Speaker 2: flavored cheerios are, it always has that cheerio base that
Speaker 2: tastes like cheerios. So it's basically just a cheerio covered
Speaker 2: with something. It's not like it's baked into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know about this one. Well, I thought
Speaker 1: I liked it, and then all of a sudden and
Speaker 1: I got the quote unquote cocoa flavor and it just
Speaker 1: tasted like straight up ass.
Speaker 2: So I give my show in the last time you
Speaker 2: tried that. However, it's just it's not that sweet. If
Speaker 2: you're looking for a chocolate cereal, it isn't really overly
Speaker 2: chocolate and sweet. This could be good for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know who this is
Speaker 1: good for.
Speaker 2: I would let my kids eat chocolate cheios before I
Speaker 2: would let me eat cocoa pebbles. I mean, this is
Speaker 2: a little bit healthier.
Speaker 1: Don't tell yourself that because it's not. Do you nothing
Speaker 1: about this is healthy?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The first ingredient is whole
Speaker 2: grain oats, and the second is sugar.
Speaker 1: My kids are so healthy eating chocolate cheerios. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: you're eating cereal at the end of the day, you
Speaker 1: got there somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me read what it says here. Three grams
Speaker 2: of soluble fiber daily from whole grain oat foods like chocolate,
Speaker 2: cheerio cereal in a diet in low and saturated fat
Speaker 2: and cholesterol may reduce the risk of heart disease.
Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing? If I just said
Speaker 1: to you right now, I made up my own cereal, right,
Speaker 1: it's marshmallows with sugar flakes. Oh right, you'd love that.
Speaker 1: And I put on the box a little heart icon,
Speaker 1: because if you're only having a cup of it, it's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be bad for you.
Speaker 2: Wait, eat it now. It's better. So say it's sat
Speaker 2: in the milk for a little bit. It's better.
Speaker 1: If all I do is just put words on it.
Speaker 1: You have no idea what any of you What you
Speaker 1: just read.
Speaker 2: Is, yeah, but those words are kind of regulated.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're vitamins, but that doesn't mean like, and
Speaker 1: I take vitamins every day, But that doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: I don't understand your argument. It's a little bit better
Speaker 2: now that it's been in milk.
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, I go the exorbic acid. I can
Speaker 1: feel it, you know, really helping my body because this
Speaker 1: is a healthy cereal. Oh my cholesterol, I feel lowering already.
Speaker 2: I'm alright with your general four bowls from me.
Speaker 1: This gets two bowls. I'm not a fan of this.
Speaker 1: You tried. It's better than chocolate peanut butter cheerios, so
Speaker 1: I will say you did better.
Speaker 2: The milk is yummy.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna go for the milk.
Speaker 2: I'll have your milk great. Oh wait a minute. I
Speaker 2: don't drink things from other people. You do.
Speaker 1: We've had this conversation before, right, and I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Amy and the kids sometimes.
Speaker 2: Amy and my kids are not here, so I'm not
Speaker 2: drinking your milk. No, that was good. What are we
Speaker 2: gonna do next time?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have any ideas?
Speaker 2: You know? I don't know. I don't know what we're
Speaker 2: gonna do next week. Maybe some listeners will send us
Speaker 2: some stuff because I have to find the Fillo cereal,
Speaker 2: the one that's full of cinnabon cream. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 2: that messed me up one time, didn't it. I'm excited redemption.
Speaker 2: We told the story about the cinnabon cream that messed
Speaker 2: me up heart attack redemption pretty much, so we'll do
Speaker 2: cinnabon cereal I love. I don't think they make it anymore,
Speaker 2: I really do. I haven't seen it in quite some time.
Speaker 1: Oh donapa, Glici, my mother, please find the cereal.
Speaker 2: Trust me. I have plenty of cereal, you know, lined
Speaker 2: up in the basement, so it'll be something. And I'm
Speaker 2: sure there'll be lots of show. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 2: you know what. Next episode. This is what we're doing.
Speaker 2: We're doing a healthier cereal episode. I love it. That's
Speaker 2: what we're doing. Great. I don't care. Next episode you
Speaker 2: hear healthier cereal. We won't like it, but we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it for you. Correction.
Speaker 1: I probably will like it. Scotty will say it needs marshmallows.
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring a bag of marshmallows and throw
Speaker 2: it in just to make it.
Speaker 1: You know, did we win the Lucky Charms marshmallow bag.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's till the end of the year
Speaker 2: or September something like that. Bastards yep, I can't wait
Speaker 2: to eat that.
Speaker 1: I actually am into that as well.
Speaker 2: If we don't win the box of marshmallows, I'm going
Speaker 2: to open a family sized box of Lucky Charms to
Speaker 2: pick out every marshmallow and that's going to be my cereal.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Can I help you with that? Of course you want
Speaker 1: to do that, yes.
Speaker 2: But you have to wear gloves. Okay, all right, So
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Speaker 2: I Oh, what's the new saying we wanted to do?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, serial killers, think inside the box?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: We like that.
Speaker 1: I like saying Crunch at the end.
Speaker 2: I feel like, oh, we'll always do that. That's our thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's our thing.
Speaker 2: But every once in a while, maybe we'll just say
Speaker 2: think inside the box. We are serial killers.
Speaker 1: I feel like we are becoming slowly more and more,
Speaker 1: just like this is an announcement podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, you keep dropping names of advertisers in here.
Speaker 1: Why would I ever drop names of advertisers when fair
Speaker 1: Life is the only one I want.
Speaker 2: They do have great chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks so much. This chair is so comfortable.
Speaker 2: If only we got to hit Staples.
Speaker 1: I think Staples is where I get all my business needs.
Speaker 2: Ah, people are gonna start getting angry. We're just messing around.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Cereal Killers. We love you.
Speaker 2: We'll see you in episode twenty.
Speaker 1: Until then, Crunch, you really can't cut me off anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't what cut me off?